John Bercow is leafletting for the Burnham campaign up in Makerfield today, despite his ongoing suspension from the Labour Party pending an internal investigation into bullying claims. This must be the most forensic investigation in British history, because it has been ongoing for 1,564 days (over 4 years in old money). Even though a parliamentary probe already upheld the claims several years ago…
Hugh Grant and Steve Coogan have also caught the train up to Wigan in recent days, as if the people of Makerfield haven’t suffered enough. There’s a lot at stake for Bercow. ‘Please Andy, please. Gis a peerage…’
Political denizens were out and about on TV screens and radio channels last night on polling day. Apart from one…
Ex-Speaker John Bercow was spotted by co-conspirators commentating at a small exhibition tennis match in a David Lloyd facility in Raynes Park last night. Makes a change from ranting about Reza Pahlavi…

Bercow was booted off the Traitors TV show in recent years, is still under investigation by the Labour Party, and still offers personalised videos on the site Cameo for £80+. Got to keep in frappuccinos somehow…
Diane Abbott has managed to be administratively suspended from Labour twice since April 2023 – for the same comments. A rate of one suspension every 14 months…
Still under investigation is John Bercow, who was administratively suspended pending the result of an investigation after a Commons probe found he was “a serial liar” and “a serial bully” while Speaker. 1,228 days have passed since, with no news…
Seeing as Bercow only joined the party on 19 June 2021 Guido analysis shows he has been suspended from Labour 4.7 times longer than he has been a member. Abbott will not want her new suspension to last as long…
Lord Khan in the Telegraph: “I hope, and I say this in a non-pompous way, that the public service I do will bring rewards in this world and the hereafter,” he says. “I’m hoping the work I do is earning me Brownie points.”