Arcuri Phoned the Wong Number

Speaking on GMB this morning, Jennifer Arcuri revealed when attempting to phone the PM two Sundays ago, Boris’s mobile was snatched by an unspecified male aide who bizarrely started talking to her in a fake Chinese accent. Guido doesn’t know which aide, there is a Mr Lee in Downing Street…

mdi-timer 18th November 2019 @ 11:04 am 18th Nov 2019 @ 11:04 am mdi-comment Comments
Public Not Interested in Boris/Acuri Affair and Oppose Extinction Rebellion

A new poll by YouGov has revealed that less than a quarter of Brits think it is relevant for them to know if Boris and Jennifer Arcuri had a romantic relationship. 62% think it isn’t…

Majorities in every region, country, age group, gender, and social grade of the UK say it is not relevant, which makes Morgan’s constant focus on it this morning seem a waste of time. Interestingly, fewer women are likely to say it is relevant than men…

The same poll found that 53% of the public oppose Extinction Rebellion’s fortnight-long shut down of Westminster, compared to just 37% who support it. Things look even bleaker for the extremist group when the poll is broken down to strongly oppose vs strongly support; with just 12% strongly support the group, vs 33% who strongly oppose them. Looks like the true extinction might be their climate communist cabal…

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Jennifer Arcuri Interview
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Newspapers Have Pictures of Jennifer Arcuri Gobbling Boris

Guido vaguely remembers Jennifer Arcuri, she seemed like fun. Exactly the sort of person you would want a private one-on-one tech lesson from back at her place. Labour are going hard on the financial angle, in reality, we all know what this is about. Which is why Guido has gathered up a representative selection of photos of Jennifer. Including one of her gobbling Boris…

… what were you expecting..?

mdi-timer 25th September 2019 @ 5:08 pm 25th Sep 2019 @ 5:08 pm mdi-comment Comments