The Maybot Makes TikTok Debut

Boris may have had a tough day at the office, though thankfully Theresa’s come along to remind us what an improvement the current PM is over his predecessor. A TikTok-ing member of the public recently approached May while filming, requesting a photo and asking the former PM for her favourite joke. The Maybot promptly locked up while failing to find any ‘jokes’ on its hard drive. By contrast, Boris was recently approached and asked by a school kid for his favourite flavour slushy, with no such awkwardness…

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Theresa May Refuses to Back Priti’s Rwanda Policy

Blue on blue scenes in the Commons this afternoon between the Home Secretary and Theresa May, as the latter claimed she doesn’t support Priti’s Rwanda immigration policy “on the grounds of legality, practicality, and efficacy”:

“…From what I have heard and seen so far of this policy, I do not support the removal to Rwanda policy on the grounds of legality, practicality, and efficacy […] If it is the case that families will not be broken up, does she not believe, and where is her [Priti Patel’s] evidence, that this will not lead to an increase in the trafficking of women and children?”

Patel didn’t back down, although a few heckles from the opposition benches clearly irritated her…

“The policy is legal […] there is an MOU which spells out in full detail the legalities, but also the nature of the agreement… I think the right honourable lady will respect the fact that I’m not going to come to the floor of the house and speak about the eligibility criteria.”

Patel then invited May to discuss the matter privately, away from the noise of the Commons. No doubt that’ll settle things…

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May On Partygate – “Nobody is Above the Law”

After a trickle of private briefings, Theresa May has finally commented on Partygate in full. In a letter to constituents, obtained by Guido, she says “nobody is above the law” and like so many “I was angry to hear stories of those in Number 10… not properly following the rules”. She sternly concludes “I expect full accountability to follow”. The question is, has she put in a letter in to Graham Brady?

Read the letter in full:

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Theresa Praises PM for Resisting Labour’s Calls for Covid Restrictions
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Mark Spencer and Theresa May’s Festive Greetings

Guido’s got his hands on more parliamentary Christmas cards, this time from both the Chief Whip Mark Spencer and Lady May. Here’s Mark Spencer’s, which has gone down well with colleagues…

Theresa’s, meanwhile, was a bit more tame…

T’is the season…

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Theresa May Steals the Show at Spectator Awards

Relinquishing the stresses of Prime Ministerial office has done wonders for loosening up the Maybot. She stole the show last night dancing on stage to her classic Dancing Queen, boogying with former Justice Secretary Robert Buckland. She won the ‘Backbencher of the Year’ award and opened by thanking her colleagues “who ensured that I was on the backbenches – some of you are here tonight.” The zenith of her performance, however, came at the end when she concluded with a totally unexpected filthy joke. Audio courtesy of Steerpike:

Among the night’s other winners included Sajid Javid, taking home ‘Comeback of the Year’. He thanked those responsible for making the victory happen – including the CCTV guy at the Department for Health…

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