Oxford University Chancellor: Runners and Riders

Candidates are coming out of the woodwork in the running for Oxford University’s Chancellorship. Peter Mandelson has been confirmed today to be gunning for the role, after shadow campaigning for some time. Someone’s preparing for alternatives to those ambassadorial dreams…

Chris Patten has served in the prized role since 2003. Were Mandelson to win he would be the first card-carrying Labour member in the role. He’s up against Tory big hitter William Hague, who announced last week. This time the Chancellor’s Election Committee has said it will remove candidates from the election process whom it does not consider “suitable” and it will give “due regard to the principles of equality and diversity“. Oxford undergrads will no doubt look past Willy’s un-diverse characteristics in hope of an official Hagueathon were he to win…

Rory Stewart and Theresa May have ruled themselves out. Guido provides the definitive runners and riders below:

  • Peter Mandelson. Labour MPs are contacting alumni in WhatsApp groups to rustle up support for Mandelson…
  • William Hague.
  • Elish Angiolini: Current Pro Vice Chancellor of the University, KC who chaired the inquiry into the murder of Sarah Everard. A dark horse candidate…
  • Imran Khan: The former Pakistani PM is applying from prison and is supported by Peter Oborne, who says Khan must be supported despite a surely incoming “attempt by the British establishment” to block him. Uh-huh…
  • Reverend Matthew Firth: Whistleblower of this year’s “fake baptisms” controversy, Firth is presenting himself as the “anti-woke, anti-establishment” candidate. Likely to take some votes off Hague…
  • Professor Nigel Biggar: Famed for his more-balanced-than-most overview of the ethics of the British Empire, Biggar has supporters who’d like to witness the tears of the woke mob. Stranger things have happened…
  • Maxim Parr-Reid: A recent undergraduate and tutor who’s put his hat in the ring. His Twitter campaign has 165 followers. A bit of work to do there…
  • Onyeka Nwelue: a Nigerian writer who had his Academic Visitor status removed last year after he was found to be impersonating a professor for two years. He could always impersonate the Chancellor post-election…
  • Ankur Shiv Bhandari: The former Mayor of Bracknell Forest. No stranger to self-promotion
  • Margaret Casely-Hayford: The outgoing Chancellor of the University of Coventry. Formerly Chairman of Shakespeare’s Globe who describes herself as “passionate about establishing diversity on boards.” Inspired…
  • Harry Stratton: The socialist pick.  A “union and student activist” who is “dedicated to fighting for fair working conditions and against fee increases,” Stratton says he is endorsed by John McDonnell. A famed winner…
  • Jan Royall: Former Kinnock adviser set to take votes off Mandelson. As Principal of Somerville College made all students take an “unconscious bias test.What would Mrs Thatcher say…

Oxford won’t release a full list of candidates until early October. 250,000 alumni worldwide are entitled to vote online on the 28th in the first internet-based election. It’s a wide field…

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Sir Chris Bryant Misses Out on Oxford University Job

Sir Chris Bryant has sadly missed out on the Rectorship of Exeter College, Oxford. As Guido reported last month, Bryant was on the final shortlist of candidates for the £105,000-a-year role, and was hoping to take up the post after stepping down from Parliament next year. Instead, one of the other three candidates, Major General Dr Andrew Roe CB, has been selected. Roe is Chief Executive of the UK Defence Academy. Guido hears Bryant was seen as “too controversial” a figure, so the Governing Body voted for Roe instead. There are plenty of other Oxford rejects walking around SW1, Chris…

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Chris Bryant Standing Down, Eyeing Oxford University Rectorship

Yesterday a learned co-conspirator got in touch with a tip-off about Chris Bryant. According to Guido’s scholarly source, the Labour MP is on the final shortlist of candidates to become the new Rector of Exeter College at Oxford University, and apparently interviewed all day Monday for the position. Bryant hasn’t announced any plans to stand down, so this would come as a surprise…

Guido decided to ask Chris how the weather was in Oxford yesterday. Bryant, never typically lost for words, clammed up and has since been dodging Guido’s calls. After agreeing to talk yesterday evening, he changed his mind. Today he was otherwise engaged in Windsor for his investiture as a knight bachelor of the realm. A bauble traditionally dangled at the end of one’s career…

Exeter College has confirmed the current Rector, Professor Sir Rick Trainor, is standing down and his replacement will take up post in September 2024. They told Guido they are interviewing candidates this week, though they wouldn’t comment on whether Sir Chris is of interest. September 2024 would be an ideal jumping off point for an MP who doesn’t fancy another gruelling election campaign…

Chris and Guido have been sparring partners for two decades. We were once even neighbours. He had a cancer scare recently, and no one would blame him if he has decided that next year, at the age of 62, there might be more to life than politics. If it is true that he is standing down, we wish Sir Chris well…

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Oxford Statue Campaign Erhodes

On Wednesday night Guido reported that 150 Oxford dons were planning a boycott of Oriel college, over their refusal to topple Rhodes’s statue. Guido now questions how effective their boycott will be…

In the subsequent Telegraph article, one of the main professors interviewed was Professor Danny Dorling of St. Peter’s College – a lecturer of geography. Also participating in the boycott is Dr Sneha Krishnan, an associate professor in human geography. Guido has since been informed that Oriel has not taught undergraduates geography for around two decades. That may undermine the effectiveness of their protests somewhat…

Furthermore, Dorling has been the Halford Mackinder Professor of Geography since 2013. Not only was Mackinder an imperialist adventurer, he coined the patriarchal term “manpower”. Guido must ask when Professor Mackinder plans on boycotting himself…

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Minister Says Lecturers Should “Get On With Their Actual Job” Over Oxford Statue Row

As Guido first reported last night that 150 Oxford dons are threatening strike action over Oriel College’s refusal to remove the statue of Cecil Rhodes, trade minister Greg Hands made the media round this morning to condemn the boycott and advise the woke academics to just get on with their teaching. Speaking to LBC’s Nick Ferrari, Hands said:

“I would just hope that universities get on with their actual job, which is teaching students and making sure that students get the best possible degrees […] it’s a very very difficult time for students, and a lot of them are paying a lot of money for the tuition fees […] so I would just hope that universities focus on their core mission.”

As Guido said yesterday, this woke posturing will ultimately only damage students. 

UPDATE: Universities minister Michelle Donelan has also chimed in, tweeting: 

We fully believe in protecting academic freedom, but this apparent boycott is a ridiculous threat, given universities have a duty to prioritise access to good quality tuition – especially due to the pandemic.”

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Now Woke Oxford Dons Threaten “Work To Rule” Over Rhodes Statue

The long-running drama over the statue of Cecil Rhodes, the benefactor of Oxford University’s Oriel College, takes a new turn. After the college authorities stood their ground against the student led Rhodes Must Fall protest things have moved on to the academics taking protest action. Now 150 Oxford academics have signed up to a genteel “work to rule” industrial action over the college’s refusal to topple Rhodes:

A Statement of a Boycott of Oriel College

The Collegiate University can only effectively and credibly work to eradicate racism and address the ongoing effects of colonialism today if all the Colleges do so. Oriel College’s decision not to remove the statue of Cecil Rhodes undermines us all.

Despite votes in favour from its student common rooms and despite an earlier vote of the Governing Body expressing their wish to remove it, Oriel has now decided not to. There have been many letters sent and protests made, most recently in the Rhodes Must Fall movement but, as noted in a letter signed by over 300 Oxford academics, these began in 1899. In 2016, Oriel reneged on a listening exercise and now it has ignored the recommendation of a Commission of Enquiry that included academics, journalists, Oxford city councillors, university administrators, and the College’s own alumni.

Faced with Oriel’s stubborn attachment to a statue that glorifies colonialism and the wealth it produced for the College, we feel we have no choice but to withdraw all discretionary work and goodwill collaborations. With regret, then, we, the undersigned, agree that until Oriel makes a credible public commitment to remove the statue, we shall:

  • refuse requests from Oriel to give tutorials to
  • refuse requests from Oriel to give tutorials to Oriel undergraduates;
  • refuse to assist Oriel in its outreach and access work, including undergraduate admissions interviewing;
  • refuse to participate in recruitment and assessment processes for Fellowships at Oriel and other Oriel College appointments;
  • refuse to attend or speak at talks, seminars, and conferences sponsored by Oriel.

Our action does not involve the following work for Oriel which is not discretionary:

    • graduate supervision of Oriel students, whether at Masters or DPhil level;
    • examination of candidates who are Oriel students for University degrees;
    • delivering University lectures at which Oriel students may be present;
    • any duties specified in your contract with your employer.

If the dons follow through on their “work to rule” plan they will basically only damage students by denying them tutorials. To coin a phrase “Tutorials Must Fall”…

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