Seumas Quoting Trump

Guido just had a chance to interrogate Seumas as to how long he was posing a security risk without his pass yesterday. Seumas merely responded “here is my pass, I am wearing my pass” and held it up to the huddle of hacks gathered round him after PMQs. Guido pressed and asked how many hours was he without it yesterday and only responded “no comment”. The exchange ended by Seumas saying “in the words of President Trump, all is well.” Guido thought he detected a slight odor…

mdi-timer 8th January 2020 @ 1:15 pm 8th Jan 2020 @ 1:15 pm mdi-comment Comments
Security Risk Seumas Loses Pass

On the fourth floor of the Norman Shaw North building a Guido co-conspirator found this pass. Guido wonders exactly what is was that Seumas was doing in the toilet that necessitated him removing his pass and lanyard. What sort of motion was involved? In any event, after some thought, the pass has been handed in to the pass office…

He looks a bit flushed…

mdi-timer 7th January 2020 @ 5:00 pm 7th Jan 2020 @ 5:00 pm mdi-comment Comments
Pundit of the Night: Emma Dent Coad

The Tory victory in Kensington was one of the many shock election results last night, and clearly came as much as a shock to incumbent Labour MP Emma Dent Coad who only hours before losing took to the airwaves to preemptively thank her LibDem opponent Sam Gyimah for splitting the vote and allowing her in.

Ironically Sam did split the vote, just in the Tories’ favour…

mdi-timer 13th December 2019 @ 1:50 pm 13th Dec 2019 @ 1:50 pm mdi-comment Comments
Leaflet Typo of the Day

We get sent a lot of leaflet typos – a surprising number of campaigns can’t spell “education” for some reason. This one from Labour will worry parents in Leicester…

mdi-timer 11th December 2019 @ 5:00 pm 11th Dec 2019 @ 5:00 pm mdi-comment Comments
Keith Vaz’s Constituency Chair Resigns, Damn’s Corbyn as “Hoki Coki” Leader

The chairman of Keith Vaz’s Leicester East Constituency Labour Party, Councillor John Thomas has written to Jennie Formby, the party’s General Secretary, cancelling his membership of the Labour Party after 30 years and resigning as the chairman of the Leicester East CLP.

“This is great disappointment to me, realising that I have spent over 30 years of my life working for a party that I now know that I have nothing in common with. This is not the party I joined, the party for decent working people. I can no longer follow the clown that leads the Labour Party, he is heavily influenced by the Trotskyite Len McCluskey and is now as the Hoki Coki leader, in out, and shake it all about he has turned this great party into a laughing stock.

Please cancel the direct debit made in favour of your party by me and return all money’s taken by you through Leicester City Council Labour Group to me. I am also shocked that you have chosen a candidate who is a Councillor in Jeremy Corbyn’s Islington CLP to be the Labour Candidate for Leicester East for the next General Election. Where is the democracy in all this? It is a fix and a disgrace.”

His resignation speaks for itself…

mdi-timer 18th November 2019 @ 8:52 pm 18th Nov 2019 @ 8:52 pm mdi-comment Comments
Corbyn Calls for Government to Activate Scheme Already Activated Three Days Ago

Corbyn has just called on the government to activate the Bellwin scheme to provide financial support to communities affected by flooding. The Bellwin formula makes funding available immediately to local authorities, such as those dealing with flooding in the Midlands and Yorkshire. An obviously good idea from Jeremy Corbyn. Which is probably why the Prime Minister activated it 3 days ago

Surely his advisers should have noticed the scheme had already been activated before telling him to demand the scheme was activated? A lack of attention to detail that is totally incompetent.

mdi-timer 12th November 2019 @ 2:21 pm 12th Nov 2019 @ 2:21 pm mdi-comment Comments
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