Campaign Report: 14 Days to Go

National campaign resumes tomorrow.

National campaign resumes tomorrow.

National campaign resumes tomorrow.

Our Britain Together manifesto: reduce net migration to zero within five years, ban the burka, no tax rises and bring back the dark blue British passport.

National campaign resumes tomorrow.

Scotland is the most attractive place in the UK outside London for foreign direct investment.

Theresa May warns Trump over US leaks.

If you think Labour are going to lose 50 plus seats take the under 179 seats at 5/6.

Welsh Westminster voting intention: LAB: 44% (+9), CON: 34% (-7), PC: 9% (-2), LDEM: 6% (-1), UKIP: 5% (+1) (via @YouGov / 18 – 21 May).

Campaign Report: 16 Days to Go

We are proposing the right funding model for social care and will ensure nobody has to sell their home to pay for care while alive, but we will consider introducing a cap.

The Tories offer nothing but uncertainty & fear for millions of older people with their dementia tax and social care u-turn.

So much for strong & stable: May’s dementia tax meltdown bodes badly for Brexit talks.

Theresa May is more ‘weak and wobbly’ than ‘strong and stable’ after her u-turn.

Our manifesto is the Green Guarantee: an economy for everyone, a protected environment, a ratification referendum on Brexit.

In this election the choice is stark: progress or just the same old Tories.

“Weak and wobbly” Theresa May u-turns on social care.

If you think Jeremy Corbyn is on a roll and going to be Prime Minister After the General Election it is 6/1.

CON: 47% (-1) LAB: 33% (+5) LDEM: 9% (-1) UKIP: 4% (-2) GRN: 2% (-1) (via ICMResearch / 19-21 May).

Campaign Report: 20 Days to Go

Vote Conservative for a stronger Scotland, a stronger Britain & a prosperous future.

The Tory Triple Whammy for pensioners: no triple lock, no winter fuel allowance, pay for social care using your own home.

The Tory plans on care are a Dementia Tax. Theresa May is hitting the most vulnerable. We would cap care costs at £72,00.

The Tories are planning to unleash the biggest tax raid in history on pensioner households. UKIP will fight this just as hard as we are fighting Philip Hammond’s plan for a national insurance attack on the self-employed.

We are absolutely in favour of spending £13 billion on foreign aid.

Theresa May today confirmed Scotland’s voice will not be heard in Brexit talks.

Nothing in particular.

In Blaenau Gwent the bookies have Plaid Cymru at 8/1. On the ground Labour’s vote collapsed during the locals. That is good value as an outside bet.

Scottish independence voting intention: Yes: 39% (-1) No: 49% (-) (YouGov/ 15 – 18 May).

Campaign Report: 21 Days to Go

Forward together to a stronger, fairer, more prosperous Britain that works for everyone.

The Tories are ditching pensioners. They stand to lose the pension guarantee, winter fuel allowance & control of their homes.

The nasty party is back! Theresa May has plans to scrap free school meals for Britain’s poorest children & a new death tax for the elderly.

It’s official: Theresa’s Tories have become the Labour Party.

Theresa May’s plans undermine the welfare state. A caring country should invest in social care not put the burden on those in greatest need.

Whilst the Tories scrap their promise to pensioners, we’re standing up for them. Vote for the SNP on June 8th.

Theresa May launches her manifesto for “mainstream Britain“.

The Hanretty model says there is a 100% probability that LibDem Norman Lamb will lose his North Norfolk seat to the Tories. Currently 4/7 for Tory win.

CON: 49% (-) LAB: 34% (+8) LDEM: 7% (-6) GRN: 3% (+2) UKIP: 2% (-2) (via IpsosMori)

Campaign Report: 22 Days to Go

Labour’s multibillion black hole manifesto shows they cannot be trusted to keep the economy stable.

Philip Hammond has dodged questions on whether ordinary people would face tax hike under Tory government. We challenge him to a televised debate.

Our manifesto is to change Britain’s future – the power is in your hands.

George Osborne’s editorial shows the Tories can’t be trusted on immigration.

The LibDems celebrate trebling tuition fees in their manifesto but claim to be on the side of students. Free education is a right.

We won’t let the Tories trade away Scotland’s jobs.

LibDem manifesto, rift between May and Hammond.

The Hanretty model says there is a 100% probability that LibDem Norman Lamb will lose his North Norfolk seat to the Tories. Currently 4/7 for Tory win.

On the renewal of the trident submarine system: Scotland Only Support: 26% Oppose: 40% (via PanelBaseMD).

Campaign Report: 23 Days to Go

Today confirms what we already knew: Jeremy Corbyn’s nonsensical ideas simply don’t add up.

Our manifesto is for the many, not the few.

We promise budding entrepreneurs a £100-a-week allowance to help with living costs.

Labour’s plan to tackle the decline of pubs will do anything but.

Labour’s Manifesto: A big step forward on a fairer economy. Some good, some bad on climate change. Weak on Europe. Terrible on Trident.

Ten years of SNP government has built a better Scotland.

Labour unveils a £48.6 billion spending manifesto, to be funded from extra tax revenue.

The LibDems can huff puff in Vauxhall all they like. Kate Hoey is remaining: back her at 1/3 and cash in.

Westminster voting intention (Wales): CON 41% LAB 35% PC 11% LD 7% UKIP 4% (Con lead over Lab +7, from -10 at GE2015, YouGov).

Campaign Report: 24 Days to Go

We will introduce the greatest extension of workers’ rights and protections of any Conservative government in history.

Our ‘New Deal’ for NHS staff: scrap the unfair pay cap, put safe staffing levels into law, bring back bursaries and fully fund education.

We will remove the public sector pay cap and implement a fully-costed £48 billion package for the NHS.

We challenge the Tories to call off their planned NICs raid on the self-employed and show they are not just the party of the rich.

We want SATs and the academies programme scrapped.

We have an opportunity in this election, not to strengthen Theresa May’s hand, but strengthen Scotland’s hand.

May meets unhappy Cathy.Overall Majority Tories, 1/25, NOC 10/1, Labour 20/1, LibDem 150/1

Electorate: Hard Leavers 45%, Re-Leavers 23%, Hard Remainers 22% (YouGov, April 24 – May 05).

Campaign Report: 27 Days to Go


The clear choice: A leader who supports our armed forces or one who wants to abolish them? Corbyn & your security is too big a risk.

The best defence for Britain is a government actively engaged in seeking peaceful solutions to the world’s problems.

Legalise cannabis.

The Tories will lead us to a soft Brexit. Don’t trust them.

The future is green – or not at all. We will always put the environment at the heart of everything we do.

Taxpayers in Scotland get the best deal anywhere in the UK,Vote SNP to protect Scotland from unnecessary Tory cuts.

Corbyn: “I’m not a pacifist”.

Over at Paddy Power’s Blog Guido is speculating on Chris Bryant’s troubles. Plaid Cymru to win the Rhondda at 11/10.

On British membership of the Eurovision Song Contest: Remain: 44% Leave: 56% (via YouGov / 08 – 09 May).

Campaign Report: 28 Days to Go

As Labour’s leaked manifesto reveals, Jeremy Corbyn wants to drag the UK backwards, but Theresa May will take the country forward.

Our manifesto means nobody is ignored, nobody is forgotten, nobody is left behind.

Today we announce a plan to take in 10,000 refugees each year of the next Parliament, while May refuses to help unaccompanied children.

We demand fish caught by foreign vessels in British waters are landed in the UK.

Today we launch our ‘environment first’ manifesto. Trident should be scrapped.

We will take no lessons from Labour on public services.

Labour in chaos as its 1970s manifesto leaks.

Over at Paddy Power’s Blog Guido is speculating on Chris Bryant’s troubles. Plaid Cymru to win the Rhondda at 11/10.

CON: 46% (-1) LAB: 30% (+2) LDEM: 11% (-) UKIP: 5% (-1) (YouGov 09 – 10 May).

Plaid Cymru Could Be About to Turf Bryant Out

Over at Paddy Power’s Blog Guido is speculating on Chris Bryant’s troubles. Plaid Cymru is insurgent in the Rhondda, in the local elections in his constituency Labour lost six seats, taking their count from 15 to 9 councillors. Plaid surged from 7 seats to a total of 14 councillors.Even more worrying for Bryant the share of the votes cast for Plaid went from 39.9% in 2012 to 47.9% last week. Labour’s share plunged 12% from 54.9% in 2012 to 42.5% last week. That’s not a poll – which are bad enough for Labour in Wales with them trailing the Tories – that’s real votes cast. Read the full argument, make your own mind up…

Campaign Report: 29 Days to Go


Don’t risk the Greens propping up Jeremy Corbyn in a coalition of chaos and disrupting the UK’s Brexit deal.

Labour will make school class sizes smaller, for the fewer, not so many.

Don’t be fooled by power hungry Theresa May. Stop her imposing Nigel Farage’s vision on Britain.

‘Stop paying for their propaganda’, ban EU flags from public buildings.

An energy cap is a start – but we need to do so much more to revolutionise our energy system.

Today Nicola Sturgeon announced new funding for low carbon projects.

Tories get off election expenses charges.

Liberal Democrats, number of seats after the election: under/over 14.5 seats 5/6.

51% think Theresa May’s is probably right that the EU is trying to influence the general election.

Campaign Report: 30 Days to Go

We will stand up for millions of working families repeatedly hit with rising energy bills.

For the many not the few. Give a toss about stuff.

Theresa May’s Brexit plans will leave us poorer. There’s been a 5p/litre hike in the cost of fuel since the referendum.

Celebrating Europe Day is as relevant as the UK celebrating Empire Day.

Yet again BBC leaves Green Party out of its key election programmes & includes UKIP.

Vote SNP to re-elect strong voices for oil and gas jobs.

Jeremy Corbyn refused to say he would definitely lead the UK out of the EU if he becomes PM.

Chris Bryant under real pressure in the Rhondda: Plaid Cymru 11/10, Labour 4/6.

Welsh Voting Intention: Conservatives 41%, Labour 35%, Plaid Cymru 11%, the LibDems 7%, UKIP 4% (YouGov)

Bet Against the LibDems

Over at Paddy Power’s blog Guido is betting that the LibDems won’t double their seats in parliament from 8 MPs to 16 MPs. Read the argument, make the bet, wear diamonds…

Election Betting

Over at Paddy Power’s blog Guido has some betting tips for the general election and beyond. Check the form.

#Starmer2017 Kicks Off Tomorrrow

The bookies’ new Labour leadership favourite is Yvette Cooper at 5/1. Her 2017 campaign is off to a strong start and the other runners are jostling for position, tomorrow the bookies’ former favourite Keir Starmer (6/1) will get a chance to show a bit of leg with a Brexit focused press conference in SW1.

It says something about the state of the Labour Party that, despite not even being an MP, David Miliband (repeat David) is joint second favourite with Clive Lewis and Lisa Nandy at 14/1.

Guido has put a few quid on outsiders Tom Watson (30/1) – who will be in a powerful position should Corbyn resign immediately after his crushing defeat – and John McDonnell (30/1), just in case Jez limps on until the autumn party conference and the Labour left manage to fix the rules to make McDonnell their candidate on a “we was betrayed” platform.

BOOKMAKER RECRUITS NIGEL FARAGE AS POLITICAL ADVISOR AFTER ‘DISASTROUS’ 2016

After a disastrous year of political cock-ups – two words for you: Brexit and Trump – Paddy Power are determined not to make the same mistakes again in 2017, and have turned to a political heavyweight to guide them.

To revitalise the bookies’ approach to political betting they have recruited Nigel Farage, who correctly predicted the results of both the EU Referendum and the US Presidential Election – taking £10,000 off Guido in the process.

Part of Nigel’s job will be championing a radical new policy – something he has form for – while also leading the firm’s recruitment drive for their Head of Trump Betting vacancy. Nigel has already made wide-ranging changes to the bookmaker’s Trump micro-site, trumpbets.paddypower.com. They include slashing the price on the President to serve a second term (10/11 in from 13/8), advocating paying out early on the US building a Mexican border wall this year, and removing all markets on Russian collusion – which he calls ‘Fake News’.

Nigel tells Guido:

“So the Irish bookmaker lost $4.5million (£3.6million) on Trump’s election last year – another example of EU-based idiocy. Clearly, Paddy Power needs help – and independence from the anti-Trump narrative that has dogged their thinking recently. As the only British politician with a direct line to the Donald – sorry, Theresa! – I’m the perfect man to lead this recruitment intiative. For instance, given the Donald’s blistering start to his time in office, I’ve recommended that Paddy Power scrap their impeachment market – it’s clearly not going to happen.”

A Paddy Power source tells Guido:

“I’m sure the irony of Nigel taking a job in the EU isn’t lost on him, but we’re looking forward to channelling his expertise. He’s already made his mark on our approach – here’s hoping he doesn’t resign within a week.”

FAKE-BAKE NEWS: ORANGE IS THE NEW PRESIDENT, BUT THERESA MAY BACK HIM

Theresa May is jetting off to meet Donald Trump tomorrow, under pressure to simultaneously criticise his chauvinistic actions while convincing him to support post-Brexit Britain. The Prime Minister will almost certainly be on her high heels, but will need to climb down from her high horse pretty rapidly if she’s to get the newly empowered President on side. With that in mind, bookmaker Paddy Power has come up with a slew of mischievous betting specials for tomorrow’s momentous meeting.

  • Trump certainly doesn’t lack presence, but the bookie wonder if May might produce a gift on arrival – a matching spray tan in tribute (8/1).
  • While they think it’s a 10/1 shot that the pair match fashion-wise – that’s the price Paddy Power offers for the two leaders to each turn up wearing tartan suits.
  • Other bets include the possibility of Trump giving May a gift – showering her with gold (25/1) – the announcement that Britain will pledge funding for the Mexican wall (40/1), and the likelihood of self-elected-unofficial-and-totally-unwanted British ambassador to the US Nigel Farage being present for the meeting (7/1).

Paddy Power say: “May will need to put a lot of oomph-a loompa into her pitch if she’s to appeal to Trump and convince him to let Britain into the chocolate factory that is America’s wealth. May could take a deferential approach and pitch herself as The Apprentice to Donald’s all-knowing emperor.” Alternatively, she could offer him Downing Street cat Larry – that way letting him grab her by the pussy…

All the bets are offered here.

Content produced and sponsored by Paddy Power.

Stoke-on-Trent Likely to Be Fierce 4-Way Fight

5,179 votes separate Labour and UKIP in Tristram’s Stoke-on-Trent Central constituency. It is a Leave constituency (69.4%) which gives UKIP a strong boost. The Tories will fight – more to deny UKIP another seat in parliament than to beat Labour. Labour losing the seat would destabilise Corbyn all over again. 2590 votes switching from Labour will cost them the seat. The LibDems are having a good run and will hoover up left-of-centre Remain voters, potentially giving the seat to either the Tories or UKIP. This is likely to be an intensely fought 4-way fight…

Paddy Power make it 2/7 that Labour retain the seat, with UKIP on 4/1, Tories (9/1) and Lib Dems (20/1). With a low-turnout by-election the UKIP and Tory prices look attractive and worth a flutter

Expensive Lunch With Farage

Never let it be said that Guido doesn’t keep his word. His bet against Trump had to be settled. Lunch was no PFL – only a two bottler of a reasonable premier grand cru – Guido had to catch a flight and Nigel is doing Question Time tonight. In the circumstances Nige’ picked up the tab…

Bet Against Banks Leaving

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Anthony Browne of the British Bankers Association is a deservedly well paid lobbyist on behalf the industry. He earned his crust this weekend by getting the Observer’s front page splash:

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The lurid claim made in the first line is that

“Britain’s biggest banks are preparing to relocate out of the UK in the first few months of 2017 amid growing fears over the impending Brexit negotiations, while smaller banks are making plans to get out before Christmas.”

This echoes the claims made during the referendum campaign – claims which included that Britain will go into immediate recession this year if we dared to vote to leave the EU.[…] Read the rest

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