SNP health minister Michael Matheson has finally resigned after shelling out £11,000 in roaming charges on his iPad and spinning his way into a brick wall. Matheson ended up claiming that his kids were using his taxpayer-funded iPad to watch football without his knowledge, despite him being a massive football fan and following games closely. Humza Yousaf’s idiotic decision to defend Matheson’s ever-changing lines has come back to bite him…

Guido hears the probe into Matheson’s conduct is pretty damning and has uncovered new evidence that Matheson misled Holyrood, and that’s why he’s decided to hightail it while he can. Jumping before he’s pushed…