O’Mara U-Turns on Resignation Pledge

Fresh from his stint in handcuffs, Jared O’Mara has confirmed he will not be resigning as an MP today. Once a fraud, always a fraud…

While we do not yet know what caused this volte-face, Guido speculates it may have something to do with Jared realising that if he stays until there’s an election, he’ll be entitled to a handsome payout from the taxpayer – of up to £40,000…

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Boris as Hulk…

‘Banner might be bound in manacles, but when provoked he would explode out of them. Hulk always escaped, no matter how tightly bound in he seemed to be – and that is the case for this country. We will come out on October 31 and we will get it done.’


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