David “The Jews” Ward Marks Holocaust Memorial Day

It is three years ago that former LibDem MP David Ward marked Holocaust Memorial Day with that rant about “the Jews” on Sky News. Since then, Ward has been booted out of parliament and now spends his time campaigning against “Zionists“. So, how did he mark this year’s Holocaust Memorial Day? 

Long-suffering LibDem press officers – who always loathed Ward for repeatedly ruining their day at the office – will be relieved to know he is no longer their responsibility. He never did learn…

Westminster Tories Evicting LibDems

Those remaining LibDem aides who have not quit politics for the private sector are getting ready to pack their bags. Party staff expect to move out from their HQ on Great George Street imminently, after the go-ahead was given to a planning application to turn their office into flats. Just a coincidence that Westminster council is one of the most Tory councils in Britain…

Guido hears that the most likely new home for the LibDems will be Westminster Tower. Where they would be sharing chats around the water cooler with the Vote Leave campaign…

Carmichael Gets Off: Cybernats React

Alistair Carmichael, who told voters he knew nothing of the infamous ‘Sturgeon memo’ before admitting he was actually responsible for leaking it, has been cleared by an election court. So no by-election in Orkney and Shetland despite the massive porkie. At least the Cybernats are handling it with their usual charm and good grace…

No trip to sunny Shetland for Lobby hacks next year either…

Rennard Stands Down: Full Statement

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Lord Rennard has quit the LibDem Federal Executive:

A week ago, I was elected by the votes of the Liberal Democrat members of the House of Lords to be their representative on the party’s Federal Executive.  Any Lib Dem peer could have stood, all of them could vote, and I was elected by 44 votes to 25.  Since then a number of party members have objected to that outcome and sought to effectively overturn it by removing the right of the Lib Dem peers to have a representative on it.

I was disappointed that in a party called the Liberal Democrats there should be such a challenge to the result of a democratic election.  I recognise, however, that there has been much controversy in the party and this has continued partly because it has been very poor in communicating to its members the outcomes of all the various processes investigating allegations made against me.  In particular, many members have remained unaware of the key conclusion concerning me in the final report of the independent businesswoman, Helena Morrissey, who reviewed these processes.

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Farron Calls On Rennard to Stand Down

LibDemVoice is reporting that LibDem leader Tim Farron is asking the pervy peer “Chris to step down from the FE in the best interests of the party”. This could be both awkward and amusing…

Sex Pest Lord Rennard Elected to LibDem Federal Executive

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LibDemVoice is reporting that the Liberal Democrats’ leading sex-pest Chris Rennard has been elected to the party’s ruling federal executive by his fellow peers. The Federal Executive is the governing body of the party. During his leadership campaign Tim Farron said “I have no intention of appointing him to any role in the party.” In 2014 after Lord Rennard’s refused to apologise for his inappropriate behaviour towards young women, his membership of the Liberal Democrats was be suspended by the then party president Tim Farron. Extraordinary that he should be back in a governing position in the party…

Lucky Brake: Aides Failed to Declare Conflict of Interest

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Last week Guido reported on some very fishy goings on down in Sutton, where the Lib Dem council gave a £1 million discount to a company of which neighbouring MP Tom Brake is a trustee. Guido can now reveal that two of Brake’s aides are Sutton LibDem councillors, and both failed to make any declarations of interest at the council meeting last Monday where the dodgy deal was finalised. Callum Morton and Manuel Abellan, both currently in Brake’s employ, signed off the cushy agreement without mentioning their boss’ links to the firm that stands to benefit. Curiouser and curiouser…

The local Tories are not unreasonably up in arms, writing to the chairman of the council’s audit committee to demand an investigation:

“As this large public building has been sold for considerably below its estimated market value, without any genuine consideration of the available options, we request that this matter is investigated to ensure that the sale was conducted with suitable transparency.”

Why didn’t Brake’s staffers declare their massive conflict of interest?

Million Pound Discount For Firm Linked to LibDem MP

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This looks to be a very dodgy local story emerging down in Sutton: the LibDem council there has given a £1 million discount to a company of which Carshalton MP Tom Brake is a trustee. Ecolocal put in a successful £600,000 bid to take over the Lodge building, despite the council’s own valuations estimating it to be worth £1.5-1.7 million. According to the local paper, Brake is a director of the firm, which plans to redevelop the site by building nine flats. The Tories smell a rat, with Tory councillor Neil Garratt blasting:

“With the involvement of Tom Brake as a director and trustee of Ecolocal there was bound to be a question mark over any deal where a large public building is sold off £1 million below market value. In those circumstances I would expect an overwhelming desire for transparency to show the public that the Lodge is not being sold off on the cheap.”

This stinks…

Danny’s Economy Wife

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Last week it emerged the Treasury are lining up Danny Alexander for a cushy job with China’s new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. It seems things are moving quickly.

Last week he was spotted travelling back from Beijing with British Airways, […]

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Stephen Tall’s Naked Streak Down Whitehall

Fair play to LibDem blogger Stephen Tall, who lost his bet on how many seats his party would get at the election and has honoured his promise to streak down Whitehall naked:

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Sky News Analyse LibDem Glee Club

Things have got so bad for hacks sent to cover the dreary LibDem conference that Sky News’ determined pol ed resorted to analysing the lyrics of last night’s Glee Club singalong:

“We’ve run out of luck, and now we’re all […]

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LibDems Longing For Clegg

One politically-confused co-conspirator took it upon themselves to join the Liberal Democrats this month. The charitable reader was however surprised to receive a slightly nostalgic membership card:

The back reads like an obituary:

A LibDem source confirms it is one […]

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