WATCH: Maths With Miliband

Doh!

With thanks to the must-follow @liarpoliticians for the footage.

WATCH: Taiwan’s Take on Hollande Affair

Sums it up nicely.

WATCH: Grand Mufti-Diver Sex Tape

The grand mufti of Kyrgyzstan, the highest Islamic authority in the country, has quit after a sex tape in which he stars was leaked online. Fun-loving cleric Rakhmatulla-Hajji Egemberdiev defended himself by arguing the woman in the video was simply his second wife. Very niiiice!

Guy News Special: Al Gore’s Ice Crap Prediction

In 2009 Al Gore said the polar ice caps would melt away in five years time. In 2014 the main threat to the polar ice caps appears to be icebreakers rescuing stranded ships. 

Replace a Word in a Song with a Politician

Niche.

Ed Balls Denies He Predicted a Double Dip Recession
(Except of Course He Did) 

Ed Balls told Adam Boulton on Sky  News that he had never predicted a double dip recession:

Except of course he did…

See also: Ed Balls denies that he denied there was a structural deficit.

Piers Morgan Under Fire

WATCH: Lord Hanningfield Doorstepped

“All 600 sometimes go in just to clock in. All 600.”

Lord Hanningfield making the case for the abolition of the House of Lords…

Via @liarpoliticians.

WATCH: The One Where Chandler Meets Peter Hitchens

“You are just a person who is talking who is wrong.”[…]

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WATCH: Paul Whitehouse Brings Signer to Comedy Awards

Via Standard.

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Cameron Explains Selfie at Mandela Memorial

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WATCH: Highgella: The Movie

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