What did the person in the right-hand corner just say to upset everyone?

Wittiest one liner wins a paperback copy of the newly updated “Just Boris“ by Sonia Purnell. Usual rules apply…

There’s a crate of premium strength lager for the winner. (Now worth £120)

A cracking prize for you this week in the form £50 to spend on a Mother’s Day bunch of flowers from Arena Flowers. The winner will be announced by close of play today in order to meet delivery requirements for Sunday. Good luck…

UPDATE: We have a winner – and the overall standard of entries was dire – so if Universal Hiss emails back in time he can still send his mum the flowers he won with:

“How’s your pudding Gordon?”

Don’t forget!

Whoever can come up with the wittiest conversation for this one will win a copy of “A Walk On Part” – to celebrate the return of the stage adaptation of former Labour MP Chris Mullin’s diaries.

Good luck…