Friday Caption Contest (Claw Back Control Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (High Stakes Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Leadership Contest Begins Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Destroy the Evidence Edition)

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Last week’s competition winner is “Axolotls For Britain” (@haraldfairhair), with “and I said to the Judge “Look love – I’m a very private person!” Can he email andrew.barrett@messagespace.co.uk for his copy of Donald Trump: The Rhetoric“..

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Friday Caption Contest (Law Is An Arse Edition)

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Witty captions in the comments please, best wins a copy of Donald Trump: The Rhetoric“. win-this-bookPlease try to rise above the usual rubbish that some of you think is wit.

Friday Caption Contest (‘Ello ‘Ello ‘Ello Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Family Man Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Even Ken Loved His Dog Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Look Over There Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Bob ‘n Totty Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Redacted Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Grin and Bear It Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Eye Roll Over Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Cock Stroking Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Banana Splitter Edition)

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Mak Backs ‘In’ After Telling Selectors He’d Back ‘Out’

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Friday Caption Contest (Put on a Proper Suit Edition)

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