DWP Fake Outrage

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Labour leadership candidates are grandstanding along to the Twitter hashtag #fakeDWPstories. Showing the judgement that keeps them in opposition, they are claiming that examples in a leaflet explaining how benefit sanctions work are examples of lying by Iain Duncan Smith. Emily Thornberry – a trained lawyer – even went so far as to accuse IDS personally of making up quotes. Simply untrue, as she must realise…

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He of course has ministerial responsibility for his department, which Guido is certain he would accept. This leaflet, in the minds of Labour’s twitterati, is a resignation matter. Let’s review what has happened; the DWP has produced a leaflet to help benefits claimants avoid being sanctioned, using illustrative examples. This is normal for publicity materials, not unethical, not lies. Perhaps it might have been better to have had an asterisked footnote stating as such on the original version of the leaflet. That might just be a valid criticism. 

The Labour Party of course is not above doing exactly the same – fake bone X-rays and fake nurses have all illustrated their poster marketing. The famous Tory poster saying “Labour isn’t working” – that too was a fake queue of Tory activists. They are simply marketing images, not examples of reportage, nothing more, nothing less…

The hashtag did produce a few laughs:

Labour leadership candidates are once again implicitly putting themselves on the wrong side of the voters – who strongly believe that those who can work and don’t try to find work, should not be paid benefits. Research produced by Jon Cruddas for the inquiry into why they lost the election showed that the belief that the Labour Party was on the side of benefit claimants rather than workers was strong. Hard working traditional Labour voters believe it more strongly than any other group…

Government Adulterers Exposed

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Following the hacking last month of Ashley Madison, a website that specialised in facilitating adulterous affairs, the group of activists behind the hack have dumped online what the claim to be the stolen data. This includes the names, email addresses and credit card transactions of the 37 million signed up Ashley Madison members.

If the information in the data dump is authentic, and it does seem so, it will be a goldmine for fraudsters, blackmailers, divorce lawyers and journalists; tying credit card transactions to online profiles of people looking to cheat on their spouses. Guido counted around 130 people who apparently signed up to Ashley Madison with gov.uk email addresses. That’s a lot of potential Brooks Newmarks…

Lib Dem Fever

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A rollcall of ex Lib Dem MPs are showing that they will survive their election defeats and move on up to regaining their party’s r-e-s-p-e-c-t by headlining this years Lib Dem Conference Saturday night disco inferno. The MPs turned MCs include hot stuff Jo Swinson and Julian Huppert, aka DJ J-HUPZ, who will be hoping to see everybody dance as they play that funky music all night long. Good times…

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Tickets are £10 at libdemdisco.co.uk Get them quick or you’ll be dancing in the street…

Most Tory MPs Want Corbyn to Lead Labour

Who would you most cheer as the next leader of the Labour Party?

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Lobby shop Maitland Political* asked backbench Conservative MPs who they favour being elected leader of the Labour Party next month. Corbyn was the overwhelming choice of 54% of Tory MPs…

*Maitland Political surveyed a sample of 89 backbench Conservative MPs between 1-16 August 2015.

Post Plain Packaging Aussie Tobacco Sales Up 0.5%

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Despite claims to the contrary, following the introduction of plain packaging for cigarettes in Australia, tobacco sales increased by 0.5%. Sales were declining  by 5.4% per year in the years before plain packaging was introduced…

The Australian figures will come as an embarrassment for the puritanical British MPs who bulldozed through standardised packaging legislation in March this year. Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest… 

Alibhai-Brown Tries to Sniff out British Jews

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The increasingly doddery Yasmin Alibhai-Brown has been wheeled out by the Indy again today and her column is a corker. In it, the ever perspicacious Alibhai-Brown defends Jeremy Corbyn against accusations that he is anti-Semitic, declaring that some of his closest friends are “conscientious and ethical British Jews“.

“Some of the people Corbyn has been closest to are conscientious and ethical British Jews. The late Mike Marqusee, a Marxist, New York secular Jew who migrated to the UK, was his friend. So, too, is Ken Loach, a liberal British Jew and fierce defender of Palestinian rights.”

Mike Marqusee is, as Alibhai-Brown astutely points out, actually dead. Perhaps he and Corbyn carry on their friendship via seances. And Ken Loach, as far as we know, is not Jewish…

Granny Basher Labour MP Candidate Back in Court

Marie Rimmer, the 68 year-old Labour MP for St Helens South will be back in Court this week. Readers will remember the curious case of Marie Rimmer, accused of kicking a woman at a polling station before the election. Her case was booted out on a technicality a few weeks ago. The case has been re-raised and another hearing is due this week. Hopefully the prosecutors can manage to prosecute the case this time without tripping up…

Gordon Brown in the Manner of Benny Hill

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Tom Watson Wanted to Abolish the Deputy Leadership

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Tom Watson’s deputy leadership campaign is now in full swing with Guido-funded ‘Tom for Deputy Leader” campaign literature hitting the carpets of Labour Party members across the country. Odd then that Watson once claimed that it was “right to […]

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Andy Drops the Mic

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Diane Reveals More Than Intended on New Campaign Graphic

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Diane Abbott has been tweeting out this graphic trumpeting her Corbynite credentials as she vies to be Labour’s London mayoral candidate. But has she revealed more than she intended? Peeking over her right shoulder is the £14,886-a-year private school to […]

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