A Labour government would consider plans to criminalise the world’s oldest profession.
Yvette Cooper was weighing up announcing in her party conference speech that if she became Home Secretary she would make nooky with hookers illegal.
In the end the proposal was cut from the final draft. Yvette and her spokesperson have declined several opportunities to comment.
Since the sex industry is now included in official statistics boosting UK GDP by billions of pounds each year, it’s yet another Labour plan which would hurt the economy long term…
On which day, according to Shakespeare, the leader of the English told the herald of the Constable of France:
Come thou no more for ransom, gentle herald:
They shall have none, I swear, but these my joints;
Which if they have as I will leave ‘em them,
Shall yield them little, tell the constable.
“…he which hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart…”
Entries in the comments please…
The famous Carol Mills – John Bercow’s personal candidate for the position of Clerk of the Commons – was up in front of an Australian Senate finance committee this week.
An “excruciating process” (in the words of one present) extracted a number of admissions and confessions that undermine her reputation in the Commons as a “world-class administrator”.
· * Her department hasn’t had a Chief Financial Officer for 12 months.
· * While she chairs the Security management Board – a separate security panel was set up without her knowledge.
· * The threat level may have been fiddled to help justify a $400,000 cut in the security budget.
· * While cuts were being made and improvements to parliamentary facilities were being denied – she spent $3m on refitting her office (nearly twice the original estimate).
· * A contract for $30,000 to take 10 photographs was given to a friend and neighbour of hers from the same Sydney street.
Scoop from the Yorkshire Post: in 2009 child abuse campaigners in Rotherham sent a five page letter to Denis MacShane detailing concerns about widespread abuse in his constituency, but received no response. In the letter, to which MacShane was copied in, the campaigners wrote: “I would appreciate your urgent response to this letter and more importantly your speedy and effective intervention on this case before one of the children, or another, gets hurt”. Guido publishes it in full here:
Renowned for his honesty, MacShane says he has no memory of the letter. The convicted fraudster visited the European Parliament yesterday, where UKIP MEP Jane Collins raised a Point of Order accusing him of “turning a blind eye to the abuse of 1,400 children in one of my constituencies and he’s in the coffee bar like a bad smell”.
If only he had been more interested in what was going on his constituency than his jaunts to Europe when he was still an MP…
Government borrowing is currently running 10% higher than last year – exacerbating the already parlous state of the UK’s public finances.
This month, as part of its 2020 Vision initiative, the Institute of Economic Affairs is looking at ways of defusing the UK’s debt timebomb. Its book, “The Government Debt Iceberg“, takes a comprehensive look at the colossal scale of the problem – and outlines the crippling tax rises needed to pay for the promises made by successive governments.
Download it for free here.
Or did they?
The EU this morning orders Britain to pay a £1.7 billion “prosperity tax” within weeks, while France and Germany receive massive rebates. A continental source gloats to the Telegraph: “there is nothing Britain can do about it”. That isn’t true: Dave can refuse to pay, tell Brussels to deal with it and then see what they do. It’s our money, the PM has to say “no, no, no”.
Today we've been given another 1.7 billion reasons for an in-out #EUreferendum
— David Jones (@DavidJonesMP) October 24, 2014
The EU Budget demand proves Brussels just doesn't get! UK penalised for success – France gets rewarded for failure. Sums up problem with EU
— Mark Pritchard (@MPritchardMP) October 24, 2014
Ha, ha, ha.., EU demand for more money from UK a joke, right?
— andrew murrison (@murrisonMP) October 24, 2014
Nigel Farage is already on the case: “The EU is like a thirsty vampire feasting on UK taxpayers’ blood. We need to protect the innocent victims, who are us”. If the PM fails to make a stand immediately he can kiss goodbye to Rochester. Judging by the mood among Eurosceptic Tory MPs this morning that could be the least of his problems if Downing Street gives in and pays up…
Comply or Die at Grauniad | MediaGuido
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Labour Turn Their Backs on Jewish Community | Dan Hodges
Chivalry is Not Dead | Laura Perrins
Jonathan Jones is a Tw*t | Iain Dale
Second Scotland Poll Suggests Labour Wipeout | Times
Paedo Probe Boss Urged to Quit | Sun
Keynesian Tories Won’t Eliminate Deficit | Tim Montgomerie
Zac Goldsmith: “The hon. Gentleman might like to know that today’s Guido Fawkes quote of the day is the one on drug laws that we have heard cited by a number of hon. Members.”
Mike Hancock: “I am delighted to hear that Guido Fawkes is talking about something other than me.”