Thursday, April 6, 2006

Police Getting Closer, Run Levy, Run!

Following discussions with the Metropolitan Police, the Electoral Commission has decided to suspend temporarily its enquiries into past loans to political parties pending the outcome of the related police investigation. The Commission is therefore postponing further discussions with the parties on this matter.

The Commission will be liaising closely with the Metropolitan Police over the next few weeks.

Guido loves this graphic, but will cherish the real pictures even more.

Lefties Looking Opitimistic, Sounding So 80s

Anti-Blairite pressure group Compass are getting excited and planning for the post-Blair era – they are having a conference where they will “shape and influence a manifesto to change our world over the next 20 years.” Twenty more years? Guido doesn’t think so.
This is the manifesto that Compass is preparing for launch in the Autumn ’06 that you can debate and contribute to at this event. Every workshop and seminar will be asked to prioritise key ideas for inclusion in the most radical and wide ranging manifesto the democratic left has ever written.

The thinkers who will lead us into the future include Polly Toynbee and, err, Billy Bragg. Sounds all so 1987 and well, leftie. So last century darling.

Ed Balls will apparently be there, representing Grumpy Gordon in a sort of benign, non-endorsement hint that his master might be sympathetic to them.

Competition : Win a Nifty £50Design a Pair of Cameron Flip-Flops

The Imagine Party (which is a new centrist party) advertises here and their latest advert is for a competition to design a pair of flip flops. According to www.CameronFlipFlops.com if you can draw a professional caricature of David Cameron this is the competition for you.

They’re planning to get pairs of Cameron flip flips printed to help with fund raising and need an original cartoon of David Cameron to print on the flip flops.

So email your design to : cameronflipflops@imagineparty.org

Yes, if you want a shameless plug to a hundred thousand plus political junkies every month, you’ll need to advertise here as well. Advertising rates Sales@Order-Order.com

Fake Sheikh Shit

Mrs Fawkes said over breakfast “Darling, Downing Street, Murdoch’s Fake Sheikh and the Queen’s solicitors. Don’t you think you have annoyed enough people this week?”

Hmm. Anyway, for those of you who are interested, Guido’s people wrote to Mahmood’s people. Read it here.

UPDATE : Pledge to Defend Freedom of the Press

Ruth’s People Got Back to Guido’s PeopleHey, Why Don’t We Do Lunch?

Guido asked Ruth Turner via a Freedom of Information Act request, what it is that the Director of Government Relations actually does? You know, does her role have a formal job specification? Who does she meet? Stuff that the taxpayers are interested in. Her job specification could hardly be top secret, could it?

Wednesday, April 5, 2006

Sheikh Guervara

Mazher Dances

Fake Sheikh shakes his booty!

Mazher the Movie

Trailer here. Now the master of disguise is a Hollywood star.

Modern Art Mazher

Warhol style Sheikh! He is a piece of art.

Classic Mazher

It can only be one person, the flowing robes, the head-dress, yes it is “the Fake Sheikh” himself in full regalia. Nice smile.

Seen Elsewhere

Secret of Farage’s Success | Prospect
It Was Beeb Not Tabloids That Smeared Help For Heroes | Speccie
Alternatives to Business For Britain Are Muppets | Charlie Mullins
Obama Counsel Knew of IRS Claims Weeks Ago | WSJ
Bunga Bunga Trial: Dancing Girls, Nuns, Nurses & Obama | Reuters
Dave Must Learn From Conan the Barbarian | James Kirkup
Tory Infighting Will Let Miliband In | The Commentator
Real Swivel-Eyed Loons Are in Number Ten | Telegraph
Bozier Accepts Caution | Political Scrapbook
Getting to Know U-KIP | ConservativeHome
Farage Telegraph Advert | Political Scrapbook


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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…

“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”



Harold Macmillan says:

” Evans, dear boy, Evans “


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