May 30th, 2014

Survey Says…

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According to an Ipsos Mori poll the Guido Fawkes Blog is the publication most read by MPs either online or in print. In case you were wondering it wasn’t commissioned by our advertising representatives MessageSpace. According to the research no other blog, political news website or newspaper is read by more MPs than Guido. We’re immensely proud, though not too surprised.

We don’t tend to do many interviews, waffling wordy comment pieces or publish rehashed press releases.  We get political stories quicker than most of our rivals, we’re more fun and we combine hard news with tittle-tattle, high brow and low brow into a hopefully compelling product. It is a formula that has seen us consistently top reader satisfaction surveys for a decade. From the Prime Minister down to A-Level politics students, we know that staying in touch with what our readers want is why we’re #1. You’re either in front of Guido, or you’re behind…


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  1. 1
    only modesty holds me back says:

    this is the best they can find?

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    • 10
      it's a baby boy says:

      all that is colour is NOTGOLD.

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      • 32
        Socialism is theft says:

        Do immigration problem deniers really read this? If so how can they whinge about climate change deniers without realising how hypocritical they are?

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        • 54
          Experience says:

          Most MPs are remarkably stupid

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          • un civil partnership. says:

            those who claim to be civil, were they ever in the dark?
            pull your finger out and setry. the elders have to go first. open there windows and get some light air in.

            the palace is too long, reduce it’s length.
            if the girl who are the mp, look about their burkha.
            slit my wrist.

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          • civil servants are u says:

            break the bastards.

            need an atomised freshner underneath cseeBBC.

            the civil service must go….
            to the highest bidder.
            when the dirt starts at home the dirties of them all, the royal fawkes need to get the gun and shoot herself.

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          • Handycock Teen Fondler says:

            You can go and get f*cked Guido Fawkes. Boaz.

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          • Oxbridge Buffoon, generally being 'Buffooney' and Oxbridgey says:

            FFS don’t tell the Greens that! They seem to think that we can take in a new Birmingham every 5 years and build no new houses or infrastructure. As with the ‘Greens’, scratch-away their green exterior they’re red underneath. (although, to their credit, at least they have some protectionist policies)

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          • Anonymous says:

            I for one was was surprised that MP’s could read at all.

            Although to be fair, in order to have the courage of someone elses convictions you really need the ability to at least read out in public. Similar to when one was at Primary School.

            If I may say so the BBC newsreaders do that beautifully. Propoganda or not it is always magnificently read.

            Well worth the licence fee in my view.

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        • 63
          Leftwit says:

          A few million immigrants clearly doesn’t make that much of a difference and can be safely ignored.

          But a massive change in CO2 from 0.04% of the atmosphere to 0.05% will obviously cause death and destruction on a massive scale and probably a plague of frogs as well.

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          • heat travels up says:

            sun get it,s shine.
            sun is devoted to the earth.

            when the moon becmes the new earth.
            when the earth becomes the new moon.

            the day the moon lowers his eye,s and goes dark. will the day the sun become the ear th and shine bright.

            until then. destroy. be charming and plausible at the Plaza Hotel.
            cinema is full f s.t.a.i.n.e.s.
            create your own cinematic fervour.

            speed forward.

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          • Jack Dromey says:

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          • Rorschach says:

            You need to see someone mate.

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          • Harriet Harpedo says:

            Jack, all the ones on your phone are on a black background.

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      • 104
        social democrat says:

        what is both gold and silver?
        one realistic, the other delusional. when they both fuck grreen, lime comes out.

        when the green pulls away from both the gold and the silver, all hell will break lose.

        good hell, bad hell.
        HMS HOPE.

        hope is the new pope. get on the missile and Jeranamo.

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        • 120
          destruction is an art says:

          get techins. or brake.

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          • BiG FAT says:

            pay each MP a million quid and then close the palace down.
            it is casino time.

            wysiwyg.
            million is peanuts. get the fucking monkeys out

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      • 221
        broderick crawford says:

        Well done Guido and Team !! All your hard work and diligence deservedly rewarded !! ( cheque to usual Tortola B.V.I account details please ).

        I see Jame S’OTryin ‘ is nowhere on the list …..must be the
        Curse of Nigel !!!
        Understand he s taken the week off from Britain s Lackadaisical Conflagration to recover from the ” farrage” of public vitriol following his interview
        ” style” (??).

        Mind you , note Sun in Sunday not standing out ….

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      • 225
        deal making n california says:

        THE big idea is to build a hotel in california. then just leave before the end and let the professional buiders take ober.

        california is the kitten, here kittie kitte. heels are up now.

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      • 275
        raid the banks in america. reverse loot says:

        is yhe admirality board organmorgan?

        nigel wavers havers as president of my leg council has a job for you.

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      • 288
        uncivil own uncivil says:

        hhas dherie put her foot down om blair’s face for going to mandelson’s wedding.
        has leg offerered his wank to the queen.

        has can has hidden his wippeeeeeeeee

        nigel farage needs to open his pants to the little boy. he is a chancer. he will take a chance.

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    • 45
      A1 says:

      Which begs the question: “WTF are you doing writing for other papers, Geedough???”

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    • 108
      Not in my name says:

      Well done Total Politics.

      You must be proud. …

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      • 224
        Anonymous says:

        I hear Lord David Steele(one has to laugh) feels that sexpest Lord Rennard(Again what a laugh)should be readmitted to LibDems inner circle. Is this the same Lord Steele who did nothing about the dreadful behaviour of Sir Cyril Smith?

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        • 260
          Norman Scott says:

          To be fair he says he didn’t know what was going on and it is possible he didn’t if you consider what a twat he is.

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        • 389
          Dolphin Square Boys Club says:

          Lord Steele? First left, down the corridor, second door on the right. Take a towel.

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    • 144
      Straight man says:

      Well, to all the MPs reading this – SCRAP THE EFFING EUROPEAN ARREST WARRANT!
      Hope they heard that loud and clear.

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      • 229
        K3i5h cHEgwin says:

        To all MPs – you’re a bunch of useless corrupt Hunts

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      • 369
        A1 says:

        Put another way:
        The European arrest warrant could be used to arrest MPs who have “alternate sources of income”.
        There, that ought to do it.

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    • 148
      pull the tweezers out says:

      oh “I am fucking offended” by your bulge.
      this the latest from zean bad gil
      withred socks in his mouth snow.

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    • 155
      Diddley says:

      Guido site is deffo more fun. I’ve been banned by the Daily Fail and have had several ‘warnings’ from CiF on the Guardian and other sites, yet Guido loves sweary irony.

      Good job I don’t do Twatter or I’d be in serious trouble :)

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      • 192
        jgm2 says:

        You can be as sweary as you like on CiF as long as it is directed against the Tories. Otherwise you’re ba*nn*ed.

        No warning either. Poke too much fun at the precious little dears and that’s it. I think it might have been calling Ned Balls or the Maximum Imbecile an incompetent jackass that finally did it.

        They just can’t handle the truth.

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      • 205
        Lumpy Turk Beans says:

        You would fucking deserve to be as you sound like a right fucking wanker who thinks calling Twitter Twatter is a brilliant display of wit. You fucking unfunny mong nonce, the smiley face at the end of your public wank off just adds to the utter wankery of your fucking existence you tard arsehole. Now fuck off back to pretending people actually give a flying fuck what you think you pathetic no mark no mates spacca fucktard.

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    • 327
      embarrasing bodies says:

      when smacking the gob does not work just give . there must be a mney tree at the BOE. it is the end of money sp be nice to chap at nikepumaUGGBODIESBURIEDALERT.

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    • 376
      Pop John IIX says:

      It is also one of the sites that allows free expression of totally unnecessary obscenity .

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  2. 2
    CharlieTheChump says:

    Congrats. A tribute to your persistence, hard work and many pints of Guinness no doubt.

    Keep it up. Many LOL moments.

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    • 13
      guido fawkes the pillar says:

      bteween the pillars is a gate.
      only by breaking the gate (it is mettalic

      better buy a metal cutter

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      • 21
        guido fawkes the pillar says:

        th e gate is open wide. the coffin vehicle is outside.

        the action still is at the back. better clear the rubbish. all those broken etonians with their broken pillock of a nose.

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        • 371
          yu5 says:

          How about you buy yourself a pencil and paper and stop annoying people with your pointless inane drivel? And lay off the drugs.

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    • 328
      lolz ma says:

      what’s the matter dear?

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  3. 3
    Dave says:

    Vote Conservative — our Planning Policy guarantees that ever more concrete will be shit on to greenfield sites.

    Don’t forget — immigration compounds the housing shortage.

    Toodle Pip.

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    • 20
      Labour says:

      Anyone who thinks that letting 2 million immigrants into the country has put pressure on Housing, the NHS, Schools or Transport is a wwwwaaaaaaaaacist!

      Liked by 1 person

      • 24
        upside down skateboarder says:

        what does the cat do with wool.
        baal. where did she get it from?

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        • 29
          y do v detest vomit says:

          what is hidden in the bhuman vomit?

          please cat

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          • the bloody life os the sun blocked though mother earth can be the knife. in the meantime choclate sa says:

            hu miles and miles of smiles. y so intestinal?

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          • Professor McDolt says:

            This is exactly the sort of high-quality, informed debate we’re looking for!

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    • 65
      Anonymous says:

      Piss off nimby.

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    • 156
      pall mall needs ro cleared up. says:

      no where to pak cometise otherwise.

      when the jaggarnaut comes space has to be created. this will be a significant .

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    • 239
      broderick crawford says:

      BURKES PEERAGE PEDANT SAYS

      the future “imperfect” of the verb “to shit ” is ….”shat”

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      • 393
        Jack Ketch says:

        Really? “I shall have shat myself”, doesn’t sound right. “I shall have shitted.” is also a bit clumsy. “Nick Clegg will have shat himself when he sees the polls” just doesn’t scan. Future imperfect “Shitted” seems more euphonic.

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  4. 4
    Dale Winton says:

    and a George Michael tribute chart too.

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  5. 5
    pissed off voter says:

    better not use big words then.

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    • 142
      RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

      The Beeb is just love bombing us with pro-immigrant news today :)

      Daft twats :)

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      • 304
        Reality raising its ugly head says:

        Unfortunately the religion of peace is too busy stoning pregnant women to death and enslaving school girls

        you’re either in front of the BBC or a c#nt

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        • 372
          Moshe says:

          Oy Vey! It’s always easy to selectively report on nutters, to make the stupid Goyim hate our Muslim enemies! Ve can make a lot of Shekels from getting them to fight each other.

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        • 383
          M says:

          Where is Harriet , to add her voice to the condemnation , or will it offend her voter demographic .

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  6. 6

    Congratulations! (he said in a desperate attempt to influence the selection of the winning caption in today’s comp.)

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  7. 7
    Boycott companies that employ EU immigrants says:

    So Cameron may actually read this blog? HEY! CAMERON!

    EU referendum this year, please, with a commitment to abide by the country’s wishes.

    AND where the f*ck is England’s parliament? Everyone else has got one, why not us?

    And stop pissing £11 billion on foreign aid every year.

    And scrap HS2.

    And do something about the debt, you dozy tw*t.

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    • 14
      non taxable pikey says:

      You forgot so many things, not least of all the Postal Voting fiasco.

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    • 19
      Taxpayer says:

      ..and stop these ridiculous marginal tax rates. You’re supposed to believe in low taxes so start cutting them!

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      • 28
        Joe Voter says:

        The thing about taxes being a percentage is that people who earn more already pay more! Why should they pay disproportionaletly more? Where is the incentive to do well and work hard if it pushes you into the next tax bracket?

        Liked by 1 person

    • 65
      mussolini from italia says:

      stich up atich up.
      according to our records at the dvla, yoir car is NOT fit to be on the road.

      all functions well except the government record. so the annual notice about the road tax is not in the post. so?

      remind yourself.
      it is the 31st of december and sparks will fly on the 4th.

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      • 76
        bruce willis reveals his chic says:

        how slow
        how slow. house lo.

        stick your intelligence up your arse, where the sun does not shine.

        pro.
        prince, star, speedy….up the backside. when it rains, it pours. overflow alwrt.

        the slick back is over the head. how many heads are covered?

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        • 78
          there are 2 heads of state. says:

          there are 2 heads of state.

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          • there are 2 suns says:

            break the bone = break the sun. curve one or curve 2.
            which jaw will be broken forst.

            it is time for war. push push push for the inner rush and pull back when the force of the rubish is greater…but look the other way first. show up your behind, mr red faced baboon.

            #faxGuido.

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          • twister cum. says:

            when lightening strikes, cool heads were dark glasses.

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          • Dr Ignatius Bultitude says:

            Can I interest you in the Chair of Contemporary Studies at All Souls’ College, Chingford? You make a lot more sense than the last bloke did.

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  8. 8
    Arch says:

    Which Group got the most votes in this year’s “European New Arse Tearing Competition”?

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  9. 9
    The British media are cunts says:

    So if an MP is reading this.

    I fucking hate every single one of you, you thieving bastards.

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    • 12
      M.P.s says:

      We’re so glad you forgot to mention that we are liars and perverts as well

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    • 146
      Mycroft says:

      Posts 9 & 12 read like a CV for many incumbents.

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      • 301
        Breaker's yard says:

        there is no one on the throne. the throne is empty. with the wall behing and the back of the shield on the other side…just to cramped. which member of the soil association will soil his house.

        protein is good for you.
        teenagers are good for you.
        probiotic is on standby.

        life begins with soil. high ceiling needs a sunskylight opening. the place reserved for the witches to do what they do can be replaced by the middle earth garden. but then windows will need to become doors, pre the new dawn.

        it is a new BIG tent qith tech tech tech. prince charles should grace spitafields when he is not being tom’s wife.

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  10. 11
    Dave says:

    You ungrateful pleb.

    I’ve done the most important thing, I’ve legalised Bumsex Marriage.

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  11. 15
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Guido, I guess that in the bubble it is an achievement to be the most read by MPs. However out here being the most popular amongst the troughing, careerist, sometime criminal residents of Westminster might not be viewed as the best recommendation. When you’ve done the same with those of us who live in the real world then we’ll buy you a beer.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.
    Vote Labour, get Tory.
    Vote Lib Dem, get sectioned.

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    • 272
      You weren't there, man says:

      This site’s coverage of Smeargate woke some of us former MSM sheeple to the real political situation. Kudos.

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  12. 17
    Gordon Brown's Credibility says:

    Ouch @ the Telegraph. Beaten by Metro LOL.

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  13. 18
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    • 35
      Britannia says:

      If you don’t like it, you should vote for the UK to leave the EU.

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      • 50
        Socialism is theft says:

        Charlie Higson obviously hates the sight of our flag. What a patriot he is.

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        • 177
          Death to all Fanatics says:

          Utterly unfunny to boot.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Never has this country been ruled by so many traitors and quislings.

            The Great British Public deserve politicians who are proud of the country they represent, not ones who hate the country, it’s culture and everything it means to be British. We don’t want MPs who do everything in their power to undermine the Christian history of our country, and everything in their power to support mass and uncontrolled immigration and the destruction of the British race.

            Never have so many felt so abandoned and from there so united.

            From across political spectrums the Great British Public have been ignored for years by MPs whose only quest in life is to trough at the Westminster teat whilst ‘out Guardianing’ each other in ever more testosterone and hate filled ‘lefty liberal’ acts of treachery and self hate.

            Well the Great British Public have had enough, the end is nigh for the traitors.

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      • 386
        M says:

        So how many of those ukip turkeys will argue to expose the abuse of expenses in the eu parliament , or would that be like voting for Christmas !
        They are all self serving shites

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    • 36
      Flowers that get mown in spring tra la says:

      Personally I find it an excellent way to piss off the EU and you, keep it going guys, don’t bore them to death, laugh at them to death.

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    • 37
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      Are you really? You poor lamb. Get used to it.

      Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
      Vote Tory, get Labour.
      Vote Labour, get Tory.
      Vote Lib Dem, get sectioned.

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    • 40
      Socialism is theft says:

      I find it quite embarrassing that this country has so many immigration problem deniers.

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    • 43
      Boycott companies that employ EU immigrants says:

      I find it embarrassing that anyone’s representing us Europe.

      We were once capable of running most of the planet, and now we can’t do anything without begging and grovelling at the feet of Maoist Eurotrash, our ‘representatives’ backing away like pitiful supplicants when the Eurotards scream “NEIN!”

      Sheesh.

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    • 44
      Mycroft says:

      Is that the same useless luvvie Higson that is on the ‘Idiot box’?

      He is a good reason to restrict the mandate so that clowns as well as imbeciles are not allowed to vote.

      He’ll never read this so to be cruel… remember you feckless Golgafrincham that 5 million people voted for those ‘arseholes’ and that is probably as many people who have ever watched your clown show, but they had to actually motivate themselves to do that, they didn’t just press a fooking button.

      Fook off and do one!

      (media-w’nkers, worth less than a puked-up peanut)

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      • 55
        Mycroft says:

        …and what’s more!

        Quite probably a fair number of the people who paid for the TV licence that supports your slimy champagne-socialist lifestyle also voted for them…

        Lower than a snake…

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      • 89
        M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

        The sanctimonius twat was probably jigging for kudos amongst the lefti twitterati. Thank fuck he doesn’t speak for “us” but for his shallow little self. Christ I hates coonts like that.

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      • 178
        Charlie Higson aka Colin Hunt says:

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        • 191
          Mycroft says:

          Euthanasia springs immediately to mind, would someone kindly put that nerk out of my misery.

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    • 98
      concrete pump says:

      You must be furious.

      This makes me happy.

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      • 115
        Mycroft says:

        I’m happy when I’m furious… 2 winners!

        I have no time for bigots and Mr. Higson’s a bigot of the first water, decrying the same people that feed his chubby little face so amply and sends his kids to school.

        First against the wall come the revolution brother!

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    • 299
      BBC Stazi informer says:

      Suck it up you rich socialist twat.

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    • 303
      jgm2 says:

      Can you imagine how I felt when the Maximum Imbecile was destroying the UK economy and then Imbeciling his way around the world trying to get as many pictures for his ‘me-wall’ in three years as Blair had accumulated in ten.

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      • 338
        Fuck Gordon Cyclops says:

        Is that the one-eyed, ignorant, economically moronic, bullying, cowardly twat that stole around 30% of the pension I started saving for in ’72 – BEFORE tax? The fact that he gave it to lesbian “outreach” “workers” in Tower Hamlets makes me want to go up to his Jock-infested shithole north of the border and superglue his fat arse to a lamp-post and crap into his slack-jawed gob. Then I’ll get nasty.

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    • 25
      Joss Taskin says:

      I don’t suppose that any of his is put to a vote ?

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    • 48
      Flowers that get mown in spring tra la says:

      I choose you hooo, democracy at it’s best Camoron, that’s what you want us be controlled by, sooner have WWIII, the way things are going it may happen sooner than later and NO our troops are not fodder for your or the EU’s adventures.

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  15. 23
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    If so many of them read it how come none post on it?

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    • 30
      Tony Bliar says:

      I just read bits, just to get the gist so to speak

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      • 109
        Dr Mark Nonentity MP says:

        I constantly post, but no one ever takes any notice of any of my postings. It’s almost as if I’m not even here. Which one day I won’t be, and possibly you’ll be sorry. More likely you won’t take any notice.

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    • 250
      Labour MP says:

      We are far too busy and important.

      We get our unpaid teenage interns Jimmy and Moussa to do it for us

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    • 346

      We do all the time. Usually something cretinous and racist to make righties look stupid. Go through the posts and see if you can spot them.

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  16. 26
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Congratulations, Guido. You and the team deserve it. Much hard work, persistence and cunning have been rewarded. You need a better slogan than that stuff about behind or in front or upside-down, though.

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  17. 27
    Blind_leading_the_blind says:

    …or you’re behind…

    Say he’s not called Nigel

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  18. 31
    Reader says:

    So, lots of MPs read you. Pity not one of them gives a shit about what is said about them by the commentators.

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    • 103
      concrete pump says:

      Fawkes believes that people (MP’s included, just), don’t come here to read the comments, only the header.

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    • 111
      Just think it rained today says:

      A few words said here have been said over there by the HOC rabble at the countries Wednesday embarrassment, when discussing how to steal more money from the people of the country.

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  19. 33
    GweeeedoIsMurdochsMouthpiece says:

    It’s because you print gossipy prurient crap, it’s much like the Daily Fail side bar of shame but for ugly old men.

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    • 62

      And you are here because?

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      • 73
        Splash it on all over says:

        It’s your aftershave, Guido.

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        • 117
          the braintree ripper says:

          IT would take acetone and fire (lots of it) to clean Fawkes

          Big issue sellers keep approaching hi in the street offering to buy him a cofee

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      • 92
        M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

        Becuase he feels morally superior and wants to get something off his hairless chest. Wazzock.

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      • 95
        GweeeedoIsMurdochsMouthpiece says:

        Someone told me there were some little boys on here

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    • 147
      RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

      WTF…. your penis envy is showing through bro :)

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      • 172
        backacje alwrt, pit a heel under the right foot says:

        chink in the aroura.
        the armoir has a opening in the middle.
        remove clegg.
        stick the folded ukip under the right corner of the table (which is now sideways and hence shielding the chair behind, the throne).

        as the table has now a “lift” or the right, cool air travels all around.
        window open above the throne.

        why is the right heavier than the left shield?

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        • 203
          whare are the little mandy's says:

          until. mandy get’s scared by family life and starts his own tribe. facial scar essential, there is no hop.

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        • 348
          Old Father Time says:

          If you could try to use normal English instead of gibberish when you post, we may be able to glean a snippet of whatever it is you are trying to impart. Then maybe some of us will be able to support your efforts.

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  20. 34
    Simon says:

    The order looks very A – Z. Were the MPs presented with a alphabetical list of publications to indicate the ones they followed?

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  21. 38

    The BBC is 2nd, polling report is 2nd to last.

    I think that tells you everything you need to know about our MPs.

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    • 47
      Jim from IT says:

      None of them have admitted to visiting Tory Stocking Babes XXX, I see.

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      • 308
        Tories are weird man says:

        Is that the tory bloke who wanked himself to asphyixial death wearing women’s clothes and an orange in his posh gob?

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  22. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron will never never ever hold a referendum on europe, because he wont get in power in 2015.

    he didnt win in 2010, he didnt win in 2014 and he wont win in 2015. He is an out and out europhile, just like juncker. Everything cameron says and does now is to try to get reelected in 2015. He is an out and out liar on europe just like blair and every over prime minister before him.

    He cant change europe any way because he has no power or friends to change it. The only solution to prevent the final solution of a united states of europe run by germany, is to vote ukip in droves at the 2015 election and legislate accordingly to pull out of the european union

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    • 53
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      Hear bloody hear.

      Like

    • 93
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      Cameron will be long gone come the time.

      Like

    • 158
      Mycroft says:

      Yep, UKIP is the only sane voting choice.

      Boot the tories in the nads at every chance, send the MSM packing when they scare/lie/propaganda-monger.

      E-mail, twitter and social media are the way to kick the MSM out of the way, they are an obstruction to social reform, social change and democracy.

      There may be more than one ‘watershed’ moment as a result of the 2015 election, the papers will be in decline as they don’t reflect the prevailing wind of change.

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    • 309
      Bankers' Bonuses says:

      As you say, Cameron could not even get an outright win after 13 years of Labour, 5 Labour wars of which the Afghanistan one is still ongoing, and with the McMental imbecile as his opponent and before Cameron alienated his grass roots support.

      Any tory who thinks Cameron can win next time is more deluded than Miliband’s spending plans.

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  23. 42
    Plethora of comments about bumsex, wimmin, poofs, bints, darkies and coons says:

    we combine hard news with tittle-tattle, high brow and low brow into a hopefully compelling product

    accompanied by comments by the most racist, misogynist, hate filled loons.

    Like

    • 61
      Socialism is theft says:

      Are these the same racist, homophobic , misogynist loons that the immigration problem deniers(ipds) want to come and live in this country? At least UKIP supporters don’t stone pregnant women for doing what is not even a crime here. Yet the ipds want them all to live here among us. You couldn’t make it up.

      Like

      • 71
        London Muslim's missing sister says:

        +1 (to the power of infinity)

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        • 347
          Pod the mathematical bod says:

          Alas, 1 to the power of infinity is still just 1
          +2 (to the power of infinity), now we’re talking.

          Like

      • 201
        non taxable pikey says:

        There is perhaps a case for our man in Sudan telling the thug in charge who is wanted at the ICC, that we will take this poor woman, her baby and her husband into protective custody in the UK.

        Like

    • 67
      London Muslim's missing sister says:

      I don’t think many Muslims comment on here at all, to be honest.

      Like

    • 197
      jgm2 says:

      Oh fuck. He said ‘racist’. That’s it chaps. We’re fucked. We might as well all pack up.

      Like

    • 237
      Mornington Crescent says:

      You love us really. Gissa kiss, big boy.

      Like

    • 312
      Si Kiatryst says:

      The thing is, yours is the only post that mentions these naughty, naughty words.

      Did you masturbate as you wrote it?

      Like

    • 387
      After A Long Racist Rant I Like To Settle Down With A Nice Cup Of Tea says:

      Did anyone order a bigot?

      Like

  24. 46
    Plethora of comments about bumsex, wimmin, poofs, bints, darkies and co-ons says:

    we combine hard news with tittle-tattle, high brow and low brow into a hopefully compelling product

    accompanied by comments by the most racist, misogynist, hate filled loons.

    Like

    • 52
      JH2382198E409283 says:

      You can call them ‘The English’ for short if you like.

      Like

    • 56
      JH2382198E409283 says:

      Seriously, do you think it is only the comments on here where people talk like this?

      Don’t ever visit a shop floor in a factory, or anywhere else that people actually work for a living. You’d have a fucking breakdown.

      Like

    • 68
      Inspector Blake says:

      Labour call us the squeezed middle. You know, the ones who cough up to support Labour supporters benefits etc.

      Like

    • 84
      Just think it rained today says:

      Strange being called racist, seeing I live in a mongrel nation along with lots of other mongrals, we have the Irish, Scots, Welsh in our ancestry, just as a starter and over the thousand years, we have loads of other people from other countries move here from pogroms, civil wars and all the other strife that people move from, up until Bliar we had free speech, where a spade is a spade and free and open shouting, yelling, discussing whatever wasn’t counted as a sin , we get called we are racist for saying Rumanian’s are trouble, yet according to wiki Rumanian’s are a COUNTRY that’s even more mongrel than we are, see wiki, it must be nice to live in a bubble where, nothing happens, nobody’s house gets broken into, no young men are shot or knifed, nobody calls anybody names,no thieves exists, no murderers run free from an “open” prison, so I say to you get a life and go and live it and stay away from a site that upsets you, what you don’t know about, you can’t complain or worry about. ,

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    • 300
      White rabbit says:

      You used the lefty abuse weapon of choice to shut down debate and it didn’t work.
      The usual lies won’t work anymore. Lazy and cheap.

      Like

    • 314
      Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa says:

      Oh come on, you have to admit bumsex is dangerous for the health and the underpants.

      As for the other words, you are the only one who mentions them – have you considered self-flagellation?

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      • 350
        Old Father Time says:

        When I was just a little younger, the word ‘bumsex’ was not even in existence, even for those in the closet. How times have changed. We are now permitted to use all sorts of new words, but prohibited from using good old fashioned English expressions. I think I would like to undo the past 25 years or so and start again from there.

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        • 394
          Jack Ketch says:

          It is quite possible that a majority of native born Britons believe that sodomy and pederasty is a normal, acceptable part of human behaviour and look forward to their sons forming deep, loving relationships with their scoutmasters, Co-op bank manager or local MP. It is also possible that a majority of people welcome an uncontrolled influx of foreigners from every war-torn, benighted, uncivilised, backward, corrupt or criminal-ruled state who then, with State sanction, impose their cultural values on the majority in addition to forcing a crisis in schooling, housing and health services.
          It may be that a majority approve of the prostitution of the welfare state into a benefit Christmas box for the indolent.
          Possible, but highly unlikely.

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  25. 49
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    No sign of Breitbart. What a fucking surprise.

    Like

  26. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Does Tony Blair want to be President of the European Commission?

    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2014/05/does-tony-blair-want-to-be-president-of-the-european-commission/

    lets hope he gets it eh?

    then you can vote ukip in droves to pull us out of the eu.

    onward to a united states of europe and run by germany! you know it makes sense.

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  27. 60
    The Boy Milliband says:

    I get all the news and political gossip from the New York Times.

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  28. 64
    Inspector Blake says:

    I never appreciated so many MP’s read this.
    Yo, Cameron. Stop taking taxes off me to pay idle twats to sit at home all day. Dont bullshit me saying it is a minority of benny fitz claimants, I live in the North and could take you a tour of estates full of the lazy bastards.
    Millitwat. Grow a pair and offer a referendum on our continued subordination to the EU. And you are supposed to be the party of workers, not scroungers.
    Clegg. Stop being a prick. That is all.

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  29. 69
    Nermal says:

    I see that NATO want to conduct military exercises in the Ukraine no doubt at the request of the EU. I hope we have the sense to tell them to phuck off.

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    • 79
      London Muslim's missing sister says:

      Oooh, hang on a mo.. Russia’s tanks come rumbling through Ukraine, rolling all the way through Brussels to France’s Atlantic coast. They’ve got the fuel.

      What’s not to like?

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      • 351
        SWMBO says:

        If they do, please ensure that the Berlaymont building is the number one target as soon as they cross the Belgian border.

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  30. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Shame there’s no Ukiphome so keep the Ukip trolls occupied.

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    • 77
      UKIP says:

      We are here to stay. Get over it.

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      • 80
        Dave "unlimited immigration is cool" Cameron says:

        Swivel-eyed bigot!

        But I get the message. I’m listening. Vote Tory.

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      • 94
        Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

        Sooner or later they’ll get it.

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      • 331
        Anonymous says:

        The reason why there is no Ukiphome is because Ukip is a troll party. You can’t troll your own. Because it’s a troll party it won’t last.

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  31. 75
    Anonymous says:

    It’s quite clear why London is voting Liebour. Every one who lives there knows that there’s hardly an Englishman left there. All immigrants vote Liebour and they are plenty of them in London. Fact, not racist at all but fact.

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  32. 81
    Tony Blair's guilt ridden skull of a visage says:

    Thankfully they are not releasing my correspondence with George W not because of whats in it but because of whats not in it. You see my statement that Iraqs possession on WMD was ‘beyond dobut’ was based on no eveidence or intelligence whatsoever. I just made it up. By not realising these letters gives the public the impression that they must contain the evidence I was refering to.

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    • 90
      Dave "unlimited immigration is cool" Cameron says:

      I’m jolly pleased you like the censorship, master! I’m always happy to oblige! Hopefully Prime Minister Miliband will do a similarly blatant cover-up for me, when the time comes!

      Spiffing!

      PS: still on for champers at Chequers next weekend? I’m so jolly well looking forward to seeing you again!

      LOL XXX

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      • 258
        Honest Tone always on the other end of Dave's phone says:

        Yes I’ll be there, we can laugh about the time I talked Gaddaffi into putting all his money with J P Morgan’s before having him dragged off by sand cannibals.

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  33. 85
    Abbey Normal says:

    You’re either in front of Guido or behind him……or both at the same time.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IX8fKLjC__c&autoplay=1

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  34. 87
    LOL says:

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  35. 99
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Last night on ch4mews – of the lard Rennard issue – it was stated several times that Rennard has … ‘powerful friends’ …

    Pray tell us CH4mews – the public, who exactly Rennards ‘Powerful Friends’ are?

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    • 207
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Post the airing of tonights propaganda – Lord Carlile QC and his mates in the HoL – can get fucked.

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    • 397
      shirley "the talking slug" williams says:

      like me for example?

      Like

  36. 101
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    This survey goes a long way explaining a lot of things.

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  37. 102
    Fishy says:

    Perhaps Milipede reads this blog (Oh, sorry he doesn’t – he’s not interested in UK issues, just US ones…and baseball).

    [Starts again]….Perhaps one of Miliband’s close knit coterie reads this blog and could report back to the Great Leader, so here’s a couple of questions for him;

    1) John Major said today that Labour (and Bliar) could ask Chilcot to release the Blair / Bush letters in the spirit of openness. Are you going to request their release, or are you going to hide behind bogus protocols ?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2642888/Breakthrough-Iraq-War-Inquiry-Blairs-official-reaches-deal-hand-letters-former-PM-George-Bush.html

    2) Do you agree that at the next election, everyone’s vote should be of equal value? If so why do you object to boundary reform?

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    • 121
      Owen's Remedial Maths teacher says:

      To be kept secret in case future PMs and presidents are not able to speak freely.
      But that assumes they will be planning to commtiting crimes.
      It would be fairer to say it will bwe harder for them to commit crimes together.

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    • 257
      Tony Blair says:

      Oi Miliband! You ain’t seen nothing, right? Keep schtum, if you lnow what’s good for you

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    • 395
      Fotolibrarian says:

      As SPaDs, MPs and their researchers are reputed to read this blog, I would like to offer for sale a colour polaroid photograph taken in the changing rooms at Haverstock Comprehensive, Chalk Farm in March 1988. The photo features a skinny nerd of a sixth-former who is now well known, engaging in a most unusual act. The reserve price is £500,000 now, but will increase considerably after May 2015.

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  38. 110
    SNAKE OIL IS GOOD FOR YOU says:

    I am feeling even more culturely enriched this evening after reading this

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-27615590

    Coming to a town near you

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  39. 113
    Owen's Remedial Maths teacher says:

    42 blogs averaging 33%-ish each means MPs read on average 14 political blog sites.
    As someone with a full-time job, I barely have time to read this one, and rarely in the working day. Do MPs ever do any useful work for their constituents?

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  40. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Love your blog but wish I could read it at weekends!!!!!!

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  41. 119
    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    Odd they didn’t mention Stormfront Britain, the samizdat journal of record

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  42. 122
    Panzerkampfwagen V says:

    Sunday Times right down the bottom, more or less. I haven’t bought a Sunday paper for about 12 years, now. Actually, I haven’t bought any paper for about 12 years. I just look on that interweb for nowt, or ‘The Screen’ as my 85 yr old mother calls it (she’ll be talking in Newspeak next). The only paper I see is The Evening Standard in London, but it’s free. Ian Dale quite up there. He’s pretty even handed from what I’ve heard of his shows.

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  43. 124
    Bosun Higgs says:

    ‘A’ Level politics students. How sad. How very, very, very, very, very sad. At an age when they should be learning about the natural world, great art and literature, intellectual rigour and how to have joy and fun; when they should be dating golden girls or boys; when the world is full of possibilities; they are i stead wallowing in greed, compromise, manipulation, mendacity and mental squalor. How sad.

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  44. 125
    Enoch's ghost says:

    Police were today investigating a sign telling pet owners to stay out of an east London park because “Muslims do not like dogs”.

    The warning, in Bartlett Park, Poplar, said: “Do not walk your dog here! Muslims do not like dogs. This is an Islamic area now.”

    It was today branded “unacceptable” and “provocative” by an MP who called in police after being alerted to the sign by a concerned dog walker.

    Labour’s Jim Fitzpatrick called on police to find out if it was put up by “religious zealots” or a far-right group such as the English Defence League (EDL).

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    • 126
      Fido Gawkes says:

      Then I’d walk my pet pig instead!
      It was one of the worst mistakes Westerners did was to allow Muslims to live in our nations. They think so differently than we do and they push it on us! Liberals need to start thinking!

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      • 137
        concrete pump says:

        ‘Liberals need to start thinking!’

        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..!!!!

        Ooooh my sides!

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      • 396
        Jack Ketch says:

        Basic requirements for residence in the UK should be:-
        1/. Cuddle a Labrador.
        2/. Eat a bacon butty.
        3/. Down a double scotch.
        4/. Be able to quote “the Parrot Sketch” word-for-word.
        Miliband failed on the first three.

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  45. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Outstanding news from the Mediterranean today which will ensure Labour and Conservative are left wallowing in UKIP’s wake in bye elections from this point on.
    Cameron, Clegg and Miliband seem quiet about all the boats loads of young male immigrants heading our way with all their modern skills.

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    • 132
      Abdul O'Marr says:

      Recent reports show that there are increasing numbers of Africans in Libya, on their way to Europe. TENS OF THOUSANDS – and you can be sure that most of them are heading for London.

      Our governments are not going to protect us from these would-be parasites, on the contrary, they encourage them and rescue them. By allowing just one to enter Europe, they spread the message that another thousand should come.

      We have to shoulder this responsibility, equip and crew a number of patrol vessels to “turn back” this unwanted tide.

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      • 211
        Inspector Blake says:

        Labour vote will be on the up again in London then. All those lovely postal votes bring collected by “community leaders”. It’s Millitwats best bet for a win.

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      • 215
        non taxable pikey says:

        Tell them all that they have to swim from Calais during the months of November through to March. If they make it we will keep them, otherwise…. who cares.

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      • 354
        Burgers are bad for you says:

        No, don’t just turn them back – simply blow a dozen or so out of the water, then the others might get the message they are not welcome.

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    • 135
      the braintree ripper says:

      Mr Anon They would hardly have been much use to our fishing industry would they
      Unless it was as crab bait

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  46. 129
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Suspicious bar chart. It’s almost alphabetical with the exception of Gutsdo. Bit unfair on the Tele to split it between online and paper too.

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  47. 130
    John Ward says:

    I want to see Jeremy Hunt dangling upside down above a crater of venomous sulphur, Ed Balls being dunked in hot custard every day, Rupert Murdoch crucified, Simon Cowell become a social leper, and Nick Clegg put to sleep inhumanely.

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  48. 134
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Hague, hope you’re reading this. When you got excited over the Arab Spring and the mess that followed in Libia, you created Trafficker Central there. 300,000 waiting to travel from there alone.

    You know where they want to come and why. Stop all immigrant benefits now.

    Also take a lesson from Oz in now to handle boatloads, hard line = none.

    Siria not looking too bad after all.

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    • 140
      A normal person says:

      Have you been. Drinking?
      Or are you always so hate filled?

      Life not worked out for you? More prosperous brother? Cleverer sister? Married a fatty?

      Maybe the drink is for the best for you.

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      • 145
        Least ugly of four wimmin says:

        Dear Gay Person,

        All fine thanks.

        When we sink under the weight, you may wish to pay for the millions here. I do not.

        Assuming you’re not swinging from a crane by then.

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  49. 138
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Re 127 and 131 above.

    There are only a few entires out of line, as Coleman would have said…..”quite remarkable”.

    Seems not allowed to answer back!!,!,.

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  50. 141
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    ANYTHING VINCE CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER…..

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  51. 149
    the braintree ripper says:

    3 minutes in our Australian chums take over a ship full of Afghans trying to land illegally they were all sent to some offshore shit hole
    The lucky country indeed

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  52. 151
    Kipper_Thai says:

    Guido,
    I’m not sure why you are quite so surprised……….
    Surely this is the site where the Govt gets to sanity check its policies !!

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  53. 154

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  54. 157
    Joey Barton says:

    The German chancellor said at the National Catholic Congress in Regensburg: “I will now lead all negotiations in the spirit that Jean-Claude Juncker should become president of the European commission.”

    MMMMmmmm…..
    ZEIG HEIL…ZEIG HEIL., ZEIG HEIL
    Here we go… here we go

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    • 159
      Podiceps says:

      I commented issue days ago that Dave would get egg all over his face by playing his cards to early. This guy is really out of touch with the real World. Get real Dave Merkel will give you nothing when you attempt your wishful renegotiation
      package.That’s if you ever get round to telling the UK public what you want to renegotiate.

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      • 161
        Nigella Fromage says:

        Cameron’s total failure to block Junker demonstrates how much “influence” Britain has in the EU – i.e., zero, as it has always had.

        So much for that lie that we must remain in the EU dictatorship so as to retain “influence”!

        Britain has objected to EU decisions about 60 times since it joined the EU – and on not one single occasion was its objection successful.

        We need to get out of the EU dictatorship NOW – before it is too late.

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      • 193
        Camoron's imminent P45 says:

        “Get real Dave Merkel will give you nothing when you attempt your wishful renegotiation”

        That’s probably Camoron’s Big Plan.

        “This is the best deal we get, and I propose we go for it! Indeed, I insist we go for it! I, your leader, have spoken! Referendum cancelled!”

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      • 220
        duty pedant says:

        too early

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    • 182
      The Mercedes Benz Formula One Team says:

      We are leading the race forward, just like the 1930s Auto Unions did.

      Like

      • 204
        Lewis Hamilton says:

        Wir Werden weiter marschieren
        Wenn alles in Scherben fält
        Denn heute gëhort uns Deutschland
        Und morgen die ganze Welt

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  55. 162
    Anonymous says:

    does any one know how to put pictures on here?

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    • 269
      Vince Cable (I think) says:

      Does anyone know how to get out of here? I’ve forgotten which way I came in.

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  56. 164
    the braintree stripper says:

    Yet again Cameron ran away. He left the EPP group

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    • 181
      Just think it rained today says:

      Surprising what a kick up the ar5se UKIP has caused , the whole political shenanigans are doing cartwheels trying to get ahead of UKIP and are losing , just imagine if the braindead had stopped playing tribes and used what braincells they had and had played the politicians one against another, the political arena would have totally changed into the publics favour.

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  57. 168
    Muhammad Ali syndrome says:

    Why isn’t eureferendum up there as the most read?
    Could it possibly be because Dr North is in danger of disappearing up his own hole.
    Here’s his reply to someone who dared dissent…

    Your big problem is that, by and large I am head and shoulders intellectually above sad little commenters such as yourself and oppugner. What infuriates you, of course, is that I don’t mind saying so, whence I’m so far ahead of you that you don’t even have the intellect to understand what I am getting at.

    Thus, while I’m writing one of the best-read and most popular independent anti-EU blogs, you are left frothing ineffectually on the comments, doing nothing other than providing us with a certain amount of entertainment.

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  58. 169
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Dave — We want NO MORE NET IMMIGRATION — THE U.K. IS FULL

    What part of the above don’t you understand?

    Get a grip, you gutless LibLabConning tosser.

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    • 184
      One-term Dave says:

      OK, OK, OK! Message received and understood! I get it!

      Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to pass more laws allowing the greenbelt to be bulldozed! All the immigrants I’m letting swarm into Britain have to live somewhere, eh? What what what!

      Tally ho!

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  59. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Great blog over the years which has seen many from Westminster shit their pant’s when names are mentioned.

    You took down a lot of lying shysters who needed to be taken down, and all done with some excellent journalism.

    It seemed you didn’t care which side you went for, well maybe a bit to the left, and everyone one was fair game.

    This all changed when News Corp came a knocking. Still a great site but I have to view it the same as I do the BBC, which is a shame.

    This site is like crack cocaine to anyone involved in politics. I dare anyone not to visit for a least a week, no a day, without thinking they’ve missed a headline, but as the late great Whitney Houston once said ‘Crack Is Wack’

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  60. 173
    DK says:

    Well done Guido.. Hit the BBC with a ‘knot splitter’

    Knot splitter has to be one if the best especially the pigs!!

    knot splitter: n. A toilet baby of impressive, nipsy-challenging girth. ‘Gerry (alarmed): What was that scream, Margot? Are you alright in there? (Flush sounds. Toilet door opens. Margot appears, holding doorframe to steady herself) Margot: Get me a gin and tonic, Gerry, and make it a large one. Gerry (pouring drink): What’s happened? Margot: That’s the last time I eat a slice of Tom and Barbara’s Broad Bean Flan. I’ve just done a knot splitter in there that’s probably blocked the drains from Surbiton to Thames Ditton. (Tom appears at the French windows in wellingtons.) Tom: Have you just started the extractor fan in your bathroom, Margot? Margot: Yes. Why? Tom: Well, three of my pigs have just fainted. FX: 10 seconds of canned laughter. Cue theme music and end titles.’ (Extract from script of The Good Life Christmas Special, BBC TV 1978).

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  61. 175
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    DO COCKROACHES ENCROACH ???

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    • 199
      Harriet Harman's dusty forgotten crotch says:

      Oh dear God. “encroached on personal space” is a “weasel euphemism”?

      Listen, bitch, it’s simple: like millions of men over tens of thousands of years, he thought you were attractive and made a pass. And you fucking complained.

      You useless fucking bitch.

      Tell you what, in future, when we meet attractive women, we should just vomit over their faces. “Sorry, comrade,” we should say, “you’re so fucking hideous I wouldn’t do you if you had a paper bag over your head.”

      Maybe then the feminists would be happy.

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      • 245
        Mornington Crescent says:

        +104.

        Like

      • 398
        Jack Ketch says:

        Women have always confused me. If you DON’T make a pass, they come over all insulted. If you DO make a pass they either come over all insulted or just come over.

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  62. 176
    Curious says:

    Have I missed something?

    Where are the prime time telly condemnations by Dave, Militwit or Nickelarse concerning Parkies stoning to death a pregnant woman in the middle of one of their main cities, or Indians gang raping and hanging girls?

    Remind me how much taxpayers’ money is Dave sending to corrupt foreign shit holes this year.

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    • 208
      One-term Dave says:

      HUndreds of millions, and, my word, doesn’t it make you proud?

      Spiffing!

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    • 339
      Parky says:

      In my career I have stoned to death hundreds of interesting people

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    • 380
      inside out says:

      The real story is how long before these sort of actions take place in our country? We already have “Honour Killings”,child genital mutilation,Islamic “Trogan Horse” schools,no go areas “Islamic only”streets,execution of soldiers it can’t be long.

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  63. 179
    Pay-day loan victim says:

    I am behind with my rent boy.

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  64. 183

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  65. 185
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Pakist’an honour !! Killing

    Seems the sister of the deceased also killed in the same way by the family previously, the new husband also killed his wife to marry the victim.

    Christ on a bike.

    Meanwhile Sud’an mother condemned to death has to be lashed beforehand.

    And these people come/ are welcomed here???

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  66. 186
    Me says:

    P@kist@n daughter murder

    Seems the sister of the deceased also killed in the same way by the family previously, the new husband also killed his wife to marry the victim.

    Christ on a bike.

    Meanwhile sud@n mother condemned to death has to be lashed beforehand.

    And these people come/ are welcomed here???

    Like this

    Like

    • 217
      Michael Gove, the biggest cunt in the UK, says:

      Isn’t it great? All sensible people agree that multiculturalism is wonderful! Only racist bigots disagree!

      More immigration, that’s what we need!

      Like

      • 247
        Tra la what a nice day says:

        Wouldn’t worry up to last week we were all racists until the local and the EU polls showed that 30% of the country were racists, swop you a racist for a bigot.

        Like

    • 223
      Inspector Blake says:

      State that you would prefer not to have such delightful folk reside in your country and the massed troops of the PC Left (LibLabCon, BBC, Teachers, Guardianistas, Police, MSM, Owen Jones, C4 and associated commentators, CPS and the rest of the scumbag liberal elite) will descend on you as in their eyes you are a hate filled UKIP supporting BNP loving Nazi racist.
      And they wonder why people are so disillusioned with politics.

      Like

    • 231
      Bob Fleming says:

      I certainly didn’t vote to let third world savages into my country. Who thinks it’s a good idea? Hands up please

      Like

      • 240
        Pieane Flabbott says:

        WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

        Like

      • 252
        Mornington Crescent says:

        What happened to that young girl in South Wales of ‘ethnic origin’ who disappe’ared whilst putting out the bins and was subsequently found de’ad?

        Radio silence from the meejah. Not a fucking peep.

        Of course, we must be ‘sensitive to cultural differences’…

        Like

        • 343
          Dhimmi says:

          Look at the farce in Northern Ireland this week where the BBC, Nolan and all sort of bleeding hearts were falling over themselves to condemn the Pastor who had the temerity to condemn those who live under Sharia Law, and state his abhorrence of Islam

          Like

          • Burgers are bad for you says:

            .. and why are they allowed 4 wives anyway? Isn’t, er, quadrigomy against the law any more?

            Like

    • 264
      • 358
        Burgers are bad for you says:

        Keep it quiet, but the latest rumour has it that one of King Saud’s nephews will be the new BBC Chairman.

        Like

  67. 188
    Anonymous says:

    yet again the liebour still believe that any one that opposes mass immigration is definitely a bigot. As if we didnt know that any way.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27633299

    Labour MP sorry for saying Gillian Duffy ‘was a bigot’ again!

    Liebour love mass immigration cos they get all their votes, again no surprise there!

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    • 222
      Michael Gove, the biggest cunt in the UK, says:

      Well on this point I think it’s safe to say that Labour are absolutely right.

      As we all know, multiculturalism is astonishingly good and it enriches our society, as I’ve said. And I’m pleased that the Prime Minister has said there is “no limit” to the number of Indians who can come and live here.

      Only bigots would complain about this.

      Like

      • 359
        Burgers are bad for you says:

        … which explains why that until now completely unknown Indian woman’s book has been added to the latest English literature exam list.

        Like

  68. 194
    Oakeshott says:

    Where are the results of my poll regarding this matter? Vince knows all about it.

    Like

  69. 200
    Maimed Codger says:

    What kind of poll fails to include The Sheep Shearers Weekly…

    Like

  70. 218
    Piss Organ says:

    Like

  71. 240
    the braintree ripper says:

    Love making Brixton style

    Like

  72. 242
    MB. says:

    Interesting that more MPs read The Sun than The Times.

    Like

  73. 248
    Village Idiot says:

    …”Congratulations,well done, thank you.”……Even Idiots can post on here!

    Like

  74. 256
    the braintree ripper says:

    libdems canvassing in newark

    Like

  75. 261
    C.O.Jones says:

    Very interesting to see the list in terms of popularity.
    Also interesting is the number of people who have complained about censorship on some sites. ie, post comment – and if we don’t like your point of view or perspective then those comments will be removed.

    Get my drift? HYS and CIF?

    Like

    • 285
      Mycroft says:

      CIF is Political entity, it is the voice of the Graun, the real voice of it actually.

      Genuine ‘watermelon’ flavour.

      Like

    • 360
      Burgers are bad for you says:

      All very well, but on this forum we call it ‘moderation’ or ‘disappearing posts into the ether’ before anybody else to get infected by some unwanted opinion or other.

      Like

  76. 279

    Rainbow like Dale Wintons cock

    Like

  77. 280
    puzzled from peru says:

    What is this Sara Cox like? In some pics she looks like Sarah Teather, in others, she looks rather better.

    What’s going on? Has she had plastic surgery or have the makeup people been at her?

    Like

  78. 286
    Inspector Blake says:

    Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg.
    He won it in the war, in 1944.
    Corporal Clegg had a medal tooIn orange, red, and blue
    He found it in the zoo.
    Dear, dear were they really sad for me?
    Dear, dear will they really laugh at me?
    Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him.Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.
    Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rain
    He’s never been the same
    No one is to blame
    Corporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dream From Her Majesty the queen
    His boots were very clean.
    Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
    Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.

    (Waters)

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  79. 287
    Build a Burger says:

    I’m still LOLing over Blinky being barred from entering the Bilderberger meeting because he’d forgotten his invitation and the guards didn’t recognise him. The funniest instance of “do you know who I am?” ever.

    Like

    • 290
      the braintree ripper says:

      mcmental would have turned up late and in the wrong country

      then gone off to fuck a rentboy

      Like

      • 297
        Sarah Macauley says:

        Are you implying my beloved husband, Mr Brown, is gay and that he hired me to be his professional beard for the sake of his prime ministerial ambitions? Outrageous!

        Like

        • 320
          The Implication says:

          I think the word ‘implying’ is not quite adequate. ‘Stating as a fact’ seems more appropriate.

          Like

    • 361
      Burgers are bad for you says:

      But the best bit was that not one Brit at the meeting came forward to vouch for him. Even his best mate Mandypoos declined. Now, if only the immigration service would refuse him re-entry here (as an undesirable piano playing person), the circle would be complete.

      Like

  80. 294
    albacore says:

    What, no foreign language sources appearing at all?
    The heed that MPs pay to the British is so small
    That surely there’s only one logical assumption:
    From abroad comes all of their required consumption

    Like

  81. 295
    Too much tax says:

    Like

  82. 296
    Anonymous says:

    I know one Politician that does not read this site.

    If he had he would have discovered a way to stop his total embarrassment next year. Even his sub group of the local party are now under attack from within the party.

    Oh, but he is so vain that he probably will not think it is him. Good. Roll on 2015.

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  83. 306
    Anonymous says:

    Coming soon…

    Like

  84. 307
    Anonymous says:

    Like

  85. 317
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Well done team guido :)

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  86. 318
    TE Lawrence says:

    Ok, MPs. You all read this so fucking well do something about this. If you don’t start rolling back this tide of third world bullshit and reinstating British civilised values and the rule of law in our cities, the public will have to replace you with a government which will.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/provocative-islamic-sign-that-says-do-not-walk-your-dog-here-muslims-dont-like-dogs-investigated-by-police-9460061.html

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  87. 319
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is completely deluded if he believes he is gonna win next years election.

    He has completely pissed off millions of previous tory voters for his dream of liberalism and the ultimate prize of a united states of europe.

    he is weak and his judgement leaves so much to be desired. I n the years he has been in power he has done very little. All words, just to be in office but never in power, just like blair. He has undone much of the great work that Thatcher did, such a shame. Pilloring and laughing at those voters that voted for her in their millions. he doesn’t want us now so fair enough.

    The liblabcon domination has been broken, the genie is out of the bottle, there’s no going back any more, things have changed dramatically.

    In any case he will never change europe. he doesnt have the power nor the friends to make any thing happen, he has done nothing in the four years to date to change things not one jot. Only a fool would believe cameron and his liberal tories.

    vote ukip to keep the memories of our loved ones alive who gave their lives in two world wars to keep our country free and democratic, something the lilabcon party would never subscribe too. Under liblabcon their sacrifices are meaningless beyond words.

    That is why they want more mass immigration so the cries of people like me are never heard,and they benefit from the votes of the migrants because of what they offer them. We are so so betrayed.

    Decent hard working people betrayed by their own. Called racists at every corner just because they don’t agree with the liblabcon policy of mass immigration. Shame on them.

    But I shall continue to fight them in every way I can until they put me in jail for my political beliefs.

    vote ukip and prevent from just becoming parish council staus within a united states of europe. this is their new final solution.

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    • 322
      C.O.Jones says:

      M8 you are speaking to the converted. We all feel the same! Both ex-Labour and ex- Tory.

      Like

    • 325
      Ed Millibaconbuttie says:

      Vote UKIP get Milliband

      LOL and UKIP will achieve the direct opposite of what they want
      Hahahahahahahahahahah

      Like

  88. 321
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Where the fuck are jgm2 and taxpayer – with their inane and pathetic comments tonight or has their obssession with one little biddy matter – shown them to be so fucking narrow minded that they’re having the night off?

    Come on you smear merchants – let’s be having you.

    Like

  89. 329
    Octopus says:

    ….Ukip-Chef Farage scheint die besseren Karten zu haben. Er traf sich in Brüssel mit Beppo Grillo, dem Chef der italienischen Fünf-Sterne-Bewegung, die auf 17 EU-Mandate kam. Ob der Deal klappt, ist offen. Sicher ist, dass die dänische Nationalpartei, die die Wahlen gewann, bei Farage mitmacht, ebenso die Schwedendemokraten. Diese Fraktion “Freiheit und Demokratie” von Farage könnte die Linksfraktion und die Grünen größenmäßig überholen.

    http://derstandard.at/2000001649036/Le-Pen-und-Farage-im-Wettlauf-um-rechte-Mandatare

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    • 362
      Burgers are bad for you says:

      No good talking foreign on here mate as 99% of us don’t speak Swedish.

      Like

  90. 332
    Trigger says:

    Why blow your own trumpet, when many an MP could evidently do it for you?

    Like

  91. 333
    UKIP MPs - here they come! says:

    A survey found that 37 per cent of UKIP voters said that they were “certain” to support the party at the general election. Another 49 per cent said that they were “likely” to do so, while 14 per cent said that they would probably back another party.

    Like

  92. 341
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    We’re off to Spain next month on our family holiday. Myself, the missus and our four boys. I like Spain, the culture, the weather and most of all being in a foreign country and seeing how other people live, I think it’s good for my children to experience other counties and see how we are all different.

    What I don’t like is being told that I must embrace Europe and feel that we are all the same. We are not.

    I just bloody wish we could be left alone with our own culture yet enjoy everyone else’s.

    Like

    • 344
      Europe is not the problem says:

      It’s the evil parasite known as the EU that’s the problem. The EU CANNOT be reformed, it can only be destroyed – and the sooner the better.

      Like

    • 363
      Burgers are bad for you says:

      As a visitor to Spain you will wish to see Al Hambra in Granada and a few other magnificent Islamic buildings – built of course before the natives kicked them all back to north Africa. Pity the latest lot of locals are less willing to defend their borders and would just rather fuck off the Brits in Gibraltar.

      Like

  93. 352
    Anonymous says:

    The Mainstream Press and BBC are helping UKIP by highlighting the influx sorry flood of refugees sorry economic migrants entering the EU from the South.
    only time before the sheds with beds sees its first Ebola outbreak.

    Like

    • 364
      Burgers are bad for you says:

      Cueta and Mellila(sp?) seem to be the entry points of choice at the moment. See my #358 above.

      Like

    • 365
      albacore says:

      Nah, Parliament’s so overstaffed the NHS
      That Dave’ll despatch all his legions of excess
      Angels to administer the very best care
      Before escorting those pilgrims back here from there

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  94. 366
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Do not walk your dog here! Muslims do not like dogs': Fury as poster found in East End park warns dog-walkers to stay out of ‘Islamic area’

    Guess where this appeared on a bus shelter advert. But don’t worry it’s not racist is it.

    Perhaps the liblabcon people will pillory these people as much as they do white people. Yeh some hope. They wont bite the hand that feeds them will they.

    There’s no chance of this sort of behaviour adding to islamophobia is there, created by islamists themselves?

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  95. 373

    Confirmed….You really are the fuckedcompany.com of British politics…..

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  96. 374
    Anonymous says:

    “According to the research”
    the following simple thought experiment could turn politics, and pretty much everything else, on its head. Take up virtual pen and paper, and reverse engineer the means by which unadulterated reality finds its way into our heads. Just image all that enervating wasted effort we might save, if we were all singing from the actual reality song book.

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  97. 378
    Enemy of the State says:

    The dismal performance of the Telegraph delights me because the hunts banned me and deleted 4500 posts of mine over the past years. May the Telegraph continue to serve their communist agenda with contributors such as Hodges and Riddell.

    Like

  98. 382
    Anonymous says:

    Most read by MPs? But that’s because… oh never mind…

    650 UVs?

    You’ll go far.

    Regards,

    Tom

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  99. 391
    Esta says:

    topping bbc ! wow !

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  100. 392
    Tory-faggot-minder says:

    I dont think anyone bothers with Iain Dale since he went around beating people up.

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