May 30th, 2014

Survey Says…


According to an Ipsos Mori poll the Guido Fawkes Blog is the publication most read by MPs either online or in print. In case you were wondering it wasn’t commissioned by our advertising representatives MessageSpace. According to the research no other blog, political news website or newspaper is read by more MPs than Guido. We’re immensely proud, though not too surprised.

We don’t tend to do many interviews, waffling wordy comment pieces or publish rehashed press releases.  We get political stories quicker than most of our rivals, we’re more fun and we combine hard news with tittle-tattle, high brow and low brow into a hopefully compelling product. It is a formula that has seen us consistently top reader satisfaction surveys for a decade. From the Prime Minister down to A-Level politics students, we know that staying in touch with what our readers want is why we’re #1. You’re either in front of Guido, or you’re behind…


  1. 1
    only modesty holds me back says:

    this is the best they can find?

  2. 2
    CharlieTheChump says:

    Congrats. A tribute to your persistence, hard work and many pints of Guinness no doubt.

    Keep it up. Many LOL moments.

  3. 3
    Dave says:

    Vote Conservative — our Planning Policy guarantees that ever more concrete will be shit on to greenfield sites.

    Don’t forget — immigration compounds the housing shortage.

    Toodle Pip.

  4. 4
    Dale Winton says:

    and a George Michael tribute chart too.

  5. 5
    pissed off voter says:

    better not use big words then.

  6. 6

    Congratulations! (he said in a desperate attempt to influence the selection of the winning caption in today’s comp.)

  7. 7
    Boycott companies that employ EU immigrants says:

    So Cameron may actually read this blog? HEY! CAMERON!

    EU referendum this year, please, with a commitment to abide by the country’s wishes.

    AND where the f*ck is England’s parliament? Everyone else has got one, why not us?

    And stop pissing £11 billion on foreign aid every year.

    And scrap HS2.

    And do something about the debt, you dozy tw*t.

  8. 8
    Arch says:

    Which Group got the most votes in this year’s “European New Arse Tearing Competition”?

  9. 9
    The British media are cunts says:

    So if an MP is reading this.

    I fucking hate every single one of you, you thieving bastards.

  10. 10
    it's a baby boy says:

    all that is colour is NOTGOLD.

  11. 11
    Dave says:

    You ungrateful pleb.

    I’ve done the most important thing, I’ve legalised Bumsex Marriage.

  12. 12
    M.P.s says:

    We’re so glad you forgot to mention that we are liars and perverts as well

  13. 13
    guido fawkes the pillar says:

    bteween the pillars is a gate.
    only by breaking the gate (it is mettalic

    better buy a metal cutter

  14. 14
    non taxable pikey says:

    You forgot so many things, not least of all the Postal Voting fiasco.

  15. 15
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Guido, I guess that in the bubble it is an achievement to be the most read by MPs. However out here being the most popular amongst the troughing, careerist, sometime criminal residents of Westminster might not be viewed as the best recommendation. When you’ve done the same with those of us who live in the real world then we’ll buy you a beer.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.
    Vote Labour, get Tory.
    Vote Lib Dem, get sectioned.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Taken as read.

  17. 17
    Gordon Brown's Credibility says:

    Ouch @ the Telegraph. Beaten by Metro LOL.

  18. 18
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

  19. 19
    Taxpayer says:

    ..and stop these ridiculous marginal tax rates. You’re supposed to believe in low taxes so start cutting them!

  20. 20
    Labour says:

    Anyone who thinks that letting 2 million immigrants into the country has put pressure on Housing, the NHS, Schools or Transport is a wwwwaaaaaaaaacist!

  21. 21
    guido fawkes the pillar says:

    th e gate is open wide. the coffin vehicle is outside.

    the action still is at the back. better clear the rubbish. all those broken etonians with their broken pillock of a nose.

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  23. 23
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    If so many of them read it how come none post on it?

  24. 24
    upside down skateboarder says:

    what does the cat do with wool.
    baal. where did she get it from?

  25. 25
    Joss Taskin says:

    I don’t suppose that any of his is put to a vote ?

  26. 26
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Congratulations, Guido. You and the team deserve it. Much hard work, persistence and cunning have been rewarded. You need a better slogan than that stuff about behind or in front or upside-down, though.

  27. 27
    Blind_leading_the_blind says:

    …or you’re behind…

    Say he’s not called Nigel

  28. 28
    Joe Voter says:

    The thing about taxes being a percentage is that people who earn more already pay more! Why should they pay disproportionaletly more? Where is the incentive to do well and work hard if it pushes you into the next tax bracket?

  29. 29
    y do v detest vomit says:

    what is hidden in the bhuman vomit?

    please cat

  30. 30
    Tony Bliar says:

    I just read bits, just to get the gist so to speak

  31. 31
    Reader says:

    So, lots of MPs read you. Pity not one of them gives a shit about what is said about them by the commentators.

  32. 32
    Socialism is theft says:

    Do immigration problem deniers really read this? If so how can they whinge about climate change deniers without realising how hypocritical they are?

  33. 33
    GweeeedoIsMurdochsMouthpiece says:

    It’s because you print gossipy prurient crap, it’s much like the Daily Fail side bar of shame but for ugly old men.

  34. 34
    Simon says:

    The order looks very A – Z. Were the MPs presented with a alphabetical list of publications to indicate the ones they followed?

  35. 35
    Britannia says:

    If you don’t like it, you should vote for the UK to leave the EU.

  36. 36
    Flowers that get mown in spring tra la says:

    Personally I find it an excellent way to piss off the EU and you, keep it going guys, don’t bore them to death, laugh at them to death.

  37. 37
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Are you really? You poor lamb. Get used to it.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.
    Vote Labour, get Tory.
    Vote Lib Dem, get sectioned.

  38. 38

    The BBC is 2nd, polling report is 2nd to last.

    I think that tells you everything you need to know about our MPs.

  39. 39
    The EU says:

    What do you think?

  40. 40
    Socialism is theft says:

    I find it quite embarrassing that this country has so many immigration problem deniers.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron will never never ever hold a referendum on europe, because he wont get in power in 2015.

    he didnt win in 2010, he didnt win in 2014 and he wont win in 2015. He is an out and out europhile, just like juncker. Everything cameron says and does now is to try to get reelected in 2015. He is an out and out liar on europe just like blair and every over prime minister before him.

    He cant change europe any way because he has no power or friends to change it. The only solution to prevent the final solution of a united states of europe run by germany, is to vote ukip in droves at the 2015 election and legislate accordingly to pull out of the european union

  42. 42
    Plethora of comments about bumsex, wimmin, poofs, bints, darkies and coons says:

    we combine hard news with tittle-tattle, high brow and low brow into a hopefully compelling product

    accompanied by comments by the most racist, misogynist, hate filled loons.

  43. 43
    Boycott companies that employ EU immigrants says:

    I find it embarrassing that anyone’s representing us Europe.

    We were once capable of running most of the planet, and now we can’t do anything without begging and grovelling at the feet of Maoist Eurotrash, our ‘representatives’ backing away like pitiful supplicants when the Eurotards scream “NEIN!”


  44. 44
    Mycroft says:

    Is that the same useless luvvie Higson that is on the ‘Idiot box’?

    He is a good reason to restrict the mandate so that clowns as well as imbeciles are not allowed to vote.

    He’ll never read this so to be cruel… remember you feckless Golgafrincham that 5 million people voted for those ‘arseholes’ and that is probably as many people who have ever watched your clown show, but they had to actually motivate themselves to do that, they didn’t just press a fooking button.

    Fook off and do one!

    (media-w’nkers, worth less than a puked-up peanut)

  45. 45
    A1 says:

    Which begs the question: “WTF are you doing writing for other papers, Geedough???”

  46. 46
    Plethora of comments about bumsex, wimmin, poofs, bints, darkies and co-ons says:

    we combine hard news with tittle-tattle, high brow and low brow into a hopefully compelling product

    accompanied by comments by the most racist, misogynist, hate filled loons.

  47. 47
    Jim from IT says:

    None of them have admitted to visiting Tory Stocking Babes XXX, I see.

  48. 48
    Flowers that get mown in spring tra la says:

    I choose you hooo, democracy at it’s best Camoron, that’s what you want us be controlled by, sooner have WWIII, the way things are going it may happen sooner than later and NO our troops are not fodder for your or the EU’s adventures.

  49. 49
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    No sign of Breitbart. What a fucking surprise.

  50. 50
    Socialism is theft says:

    Charlie Higson obviously hates the sight of our flag. What a patriot he is.

  51. 51
    Norm Normal says:

    Who’s infront of Guido?

  52. 52
    JH2382198E409283 says:

    You can call them ‘The English’ for short if you like.

  53. 53
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Hear bloody hear.

  54. 54
    Experience says:

    Most MPs are remarkably stupid

  55. 55
    Mycroft says:

    …and what’s more!

    Quite probably a fair number of the people who paid for the TV licence that supports your slimy champagne-socialist lifestyle also voted for them…

    Lower than a snake…

  56. 56
    JH2382198E409283 says:

    Seriously, do you think it is only the comments on here where people talk like this?

    Don’t ever visit a shop floor in a factory, or anywhere else that people actually work for a living. You’d have a fucking breakdown.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Does Tony Blair want to be President of the European Commission?

    lets hope he gets it eh?

    then you can vote ukip in droves to pull us out of the eu.

    onward to a united states of europe and run by germany! you know it makes sense.

  58. 58
    the bloody life os the sun blocked though mother earth can be the knife. in the meantime choclate sa says:

    hu miles and miles of smiles. y so intestinal?

  59. 59
    Snappy Slogans R Us says:

    “Poking fun at Westminster scum since 1994″?

  60. 60
    The Boy Milliband says:

    I get all the news and political gossip from the New York Times.

  61. 61
    Socialism is theft says:

    Are these the same racist, homophobic , misogynist loons that the immigration problem deniers(ipds) want to come and live in this country? At least UKIP supporters don’t stone pregnant women for doing what is not even a crime here. Yet the ipds want them all to live here among us. You couldn’t make it up.

  62. 62

    And you are here because?

  63. 63
    Leftwit says:

    A few million immigrants clearly doesn’t make that much of a difference and can be safely ignored.

    But a massive change in CO2 from 0.04% of the atmosphere to 0.05% will obviously cause death and destruction on a massive scale and probably a plague of frogs as well.

  64. 64
    Inspector Blake says:

    I never appreciated so many MP’s read this.
    Yo, Cameron. Stop taking taxes off me to pay idle twats to sit at home all day. Dont bullshit me saying it is a minority of benny fitz claimants, I live in the North and could take you a tour of estates full of the lazy bastards.
    Millitwat. Grow a pair and offer a referendum on our continued subordination to the EU. And you are supposed to be the party of workers, not scroungers.
    Clegg. Stop being a prick. That is all.

  65. 65
    mussolini from italia says:

    stich up atich up.
    according to our records at the dvla, yoir car is NOT fit to be on the road.

    all functions well except the government record. so the annual notice about the road tax is not in the post. so?

    remind yourself.
    it is the 31st of december and sparks will fly on the 4th.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Piss off nimby.

  67. 67
    London Muslim's missing sister says:

    I don’t think many Muslims comment on here at all, to be honest.

  68. 68
    Inspector Blake says:

    Labour call us the squeezed middle. You know, the ones who cough up to support Labour supporters benefits etc.

  69. 69
    Nermal says:

    I see that NATO want to conduct military exercises in the Ukraine no doubt at the request of the EU. I hope we have the sense to tell them to phuck off.

  70. 70
    Inspector Blake says:


  71. 71
    London Muslim's missing sister says:

    +1 (to the power of infinity)

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Shame there’s no Ukiphome so keep the Ukip trolls occupied.

  73. 73
    Splash it on all over says:

    It’s your aftershave, Guido.

  74. 74
    Fcuk the Parasites,Pimps & Leeches aka MP's who believe they have divine right to rule over Us !! says:

    + 29.497 M

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    It’s quite clear why London is voting Liebour. Every one who lives there knows that there’s hardly an Englishman left there. All immigrants vote Liebour and they are plenty of them in London. Fact, not racist at all but fact.

  76. 76
    bruce willis reveals his chic says:

    how slow
    how slow. house lo.

    stick your intelligence up your arse, where the sun does not shine.

    prince, star, speedy….up the backside. when it rains, it pours. overflow alwrt.

    the slick back is over the head. how many heads are covered?

  77. 77
    UKIP says:

    We are here to stay. Get over it.

  78. 78
    there are 2 heads of state. says:

    there are 2 heads of state.

  79. 79
    London Muslim's missing sister says:

    Oooh, hang on a mo.. Russia’s tanks come rumbling through Ukraine, rolling all the way through Brussels to France’s Atlantic coast. They’ve got the fuel.

    What’s not to like?

  80. 80
    Dave "unlimited immigration is cool" Cameron says:

    Swivel-eyed bigot!

    But I get the message. I’m listening. Vote Tory.

  81. 81
    Tony Blair's guilt ridden skull of a visage says:

    Thankfully they are not releasing my correspondence with George W not because of whats in it but because of whats not in it. You see my statement that Iraqs possession on WMD was ‘beyond dobut’ was based on no eveidence or intelligence whatsoever. I just made it up. By not realising these letters gives the public the impression that they must contain the evidence I was refering to.

  82. 82
    London Muslim's missing sister says:

    “All immigrants vote Liebour”

    Na, some of them vote Respect.

    By order of the local Imam.

  83. 83
    there are 2 suns says:

    break the bone = break the sun. curve one or curve 2.
    which jaw will be broken forst.

    it is time for war. push push push for the inner rush and pull back when the force of the rubish is greater…but look the other way first. show up your behind, mr red faced baboon.


  84. 84
    Just think it rained today says:

    Strange being called racist, seeing I live in a mongrel nation along with lots of other mongrals, we have the Irish, Scots, Welsh in our ancestry, just as a starter and over the thousand years, we have loads of other people from other countries move here from pogroms, civil wars and all the other strife that people move from, up until Bliar we had free speech, where a spade is a spade and free and open shouting, yelling, discussing whatever wasn’t counted as a sin , we get called we are racist for saying Rumanian’s are trouble, yet according to wiki Rumanian’s are a COUNTRY that’s even more mongrel than we are, see wiki, it must be nice to live in a bubble where, nothing happens, nobody’s house gets broken into, no young men are shot or knifed, nobody calls anybody names,no thieves exists, no murderers run free from an “open” prison, so I say to you get a life and go and live it and stay away from a site that upsets you, what you don’t know about, you can’t complain or worry about. ,

  85. 85
    Abbey Normal says:

    You’re either in front of Guido or behind him……or both at the same time.

  86. 86
    twister cum. says:

    when lightening strikes, cool heads were dark glasses.

  87. 87
    LOL says:

  88. 88
    please enter via the hacksaw says:

    i am perverted bastard.

  89. 89
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    The sanctimonius twat was probably jigging for kudos amongst the lefti twitterati. Thank fuck he doesn’t speak for “us” but for his shallow little self. Christ I hates coonts like that.

  90. 90
    Dave "unlimited immigration is cool" Cameron says:

    I’m jolly pleased you like the censorship, master! I’m always happy to oblige! Hopefully Prime Minister Miliband will do a similarly blatant cover-up for me, when the time comes!


    PS: still on for champers at Chequers next weekend? I’m so jolly well looking forward to seeing you again!


  91. 91
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Looking forward to the IPO… just don’t let Vince handle the deal ;)

  92. 92
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Becuase he feels morally superior and wants to get something off his hairless chest. Wazzock.

  93. 93
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Cameron will be long gone come the time.

  94. 94
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Sooner or later they’ll get it.

  95. 95
    GweeeedoIsMurdochsMouthpiece says:

    Someone told me there were some little boys on here

  96. 96
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Would he like to join our Party ?

  97. 97
    Stan Starkers says:

    A fetchingly naked Brazilian.

  98. 98
    concrete pump says:

    You must be furious.

    This makes me happy.

  99. 99
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Last night on ch4mews – of the lard Rennard issue – it was stated several times that Rennard has … ‘powerful friends’ …

    Pray tell us CH4mews – the public, who exactly Rennards ‘Powerful Friends’ are?

  100. 100
    Professor McDolt says:

    This is exactly the sort of high-quality, informed debate we’re looking for!

  101. 101
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    This survey goes a long way explaining a lot of things.

  102. 102
    Fishy says:

    Perhaps Milipede reads this blog (Oh, sorry he doesn’t – he’s not interested in UK issues, just US ones…and baseball).

    [Starts again]….Perhaps one of Miliband’s close knit coterie reads this blog and could report back to the Great Leader, so here’s a couple of questions for him;

    1) John Major said today that Labour (and Bliar) could ask Chilcot to release the Blair / Bush letters in the spirit of openness. Are you going to request their release, or are you going to hide behind bogus protocols ?

    2) Do you agree that at the next election, everyone’s vote should be of equal value? If so why do you object to boundary reform?

  103. 103
    concrete pump says:

    Fawkes believes that people (MP’s included, just), don’t come here to read the comments, only the header.

  104. 104
    social democrat says:

    what is both gold and silver?
    one realistic, the other delusional. when they both fuck grreen, lime comes out.

    when the green pulls away from both the gold and the silver, all hell will break lose.

    good hell, bad hell.

    hope is the new pope. get on the missile and Jeranamo.

  105. 105
    Dr Ignatius Bultitude says:

    Can I interest you in the Chair of Contemporary Studies at All Souls’ College, Chingford? You make a lot more sense than the last bloke did.

  106. 106
    In the loop, beyond the pale says:

    Then it’s a shame all our PPCs have already been selected, isn’t it?

  107. 107
    lojolondon says:

    Guido does, however, along with the MSM, deliver anti-UKIP propaganda as regularly as possible….

  108. 108
    Not in my name says:

    Well done Total Politics.

    You must be proud. …

  109. 109
    Dr Mark Nonentity MP says:

    I constantly post, but no one ever takes any notice of any of my postings. It’s almost as if I’m not even here. Which one day I won’t be, and possibly you’ll be sorry. More likely you won’t take any notice.

  110. 110

    I am feeling even more culturely enriched this evening after reading this

    Coming to a town near you

  111. 111
    Just think it rained today says:

    A few words said here have been said over there by the HOC rabble at the countries Wednesday embarrassment, when discussing how to steal more money from the people of the country.

  112. 112

    I am also so pleased to see that our government supports this Sudan government
    to the tune of £42 million of OUR hard earned tax money in aid , the Americans a hell of a lot more


  113. 113
    Owen's Remedial Maths teacher says:

    42 blogs averaging 33%-ish each means MPs read on average 14 political blog sites.
    As someone with a full-time job, I barely have time to read this one, and rarely in the working day. Do MPs ever do any useful work for their constituents?

  114. 114
    the braintree ripper says:

    I want one of those on my car and do a strafing run over Tower Hamlets

  115. 115
    Mycroft says:

    I’m happy when I’m furious… 2 winners!

    I have no time for bigots and Mr. Higson’s a bigot of the first water, decrying the same people that feed his chubby little face so amply and sends his kids to school.

    First against the wall come the revolution brother!

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Love your blog but wish I could read it at weekends!!!!!!

  117. 117
    the braintree ripper says:

    IT would take acetone and fire (lots of it) to clean Fawkes

    Big issue sellers keep approaching hi in the street offering to buy him a cofee

  118. 118
    Yes please! says:

  119. 119
    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    Odd they didn’t mention Stormfront Britain, the samizdat journal of record

  120. 120
    destruction is an art says:

    get techins. or brake.

  121. 121
    Owen's Remedial Maths teacher says:

    To be kept secret in case future PMs and presidents are not able to speak freely.
    But that assumes they will be planning to commtiting crimes.
    It would be fairer to say it will bwe harder for them to commit crimes together.

  122. 122
    Panzerkampfwagen V says:

    Sunday Times right down the bottom, more or less. I haven’t bought a Sunday paper for about 12 years, now. Actually, I haven’t bought any paper for about 12 years. I just look on that interweb for nowt, or ‘The Screen’ as my 85 yr old mother calls it (she’ll be talking in Newspeak next). The only paper I see is The Evening Standard in London, but it’s free. Ian Dale quite up there. He’s pretty even handed from what I’ve heard of his shows.

  123. 123
    BiG FAT says:

    pay each MP a million quid and then close the palace down.
    it is casino time.

    million is peanuts. get the fucking monkeys out

  124. 124
    Bosun Higgs says:

    ‘A’ Level politics students. How sad. How very, very, very, very, very sad. At an age when they should be learning about the natural world, great art and literature, intellectual rigour and how to have joy and fun; when they should be dating golden girls or boys; when the world is full of possibilities; they are i stead wallowing in greed, compromise, manipulation, mendacity and mental squalor. How sad.

  125. 125
    Enoch's ghost says:

    Police were today investigating a sign telling pet owners to stay out of an east London park because “Muslims do not like dogs”.

    The warning, in Bartlett Park, Poplar, said: “Do not walk your dog here! Muslims do not like dogs. This is an Islamic area now.”

    It was today branded “unacceptable” and “provocative” by an MP who called in police after being alerted to the sign by a concerned dog walker.

    Labour’s Jim Fitzpatrick called on police to find out if it was put up by “religious zealots” or a far-right group such as the English Defence League (EDL).

  126. 126
    Fido Gawkes says:

    Then I’d walk my pet pig instead!
    It was one of the worst mistakes Westerners did was to allow Muslims to live in our nations. They think so differently than we do and they push it on us! Liberals need to start thinking!

  127. 127
    un civil partnership. says:

    those who claim to be civil, were they ever in the dark?
    pull your finger out and setry. the elders have to go first. open there windows and get some light air in.

    the palace is too long, reduce it’s length.
    if the girl who are the mp, look about their burkha.
    slit my wrist.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Outstanding news from the Mediterranean today which will ensure Labour and Conservative are left wallowing in UKIP’s wake in bye elections from this point on.
    Cameron, Clegg and Miliband seem quiet about all the boats loads of young male immigrants heading our way with all their modern skills.

  129. 129
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Suspicious bar chart. It’s almost alphabetical with the exception of Gutsdo. Bit unfair on the Tele to split it between online and paper too.

  130. 130
    John Ward says:

    I want to see Jeremy Hunt dangling upside down above a crater of venomous sulphur, Ed Balls being dunked in hot custard every day, Rupert Murdoch crucified, Simon Cowell become a social leper, and Nick Clegg put to sleep inhumanely.

  131. 131
    civil servants are u says:

    break the bastards.

    need an atomised freshner underneath cseeBBC.

    the civil service must go….
    to the highest bidder.
    when the dirt starts at home the dirties of them all, the royal fawkes need to get the gun and shoot herself.

  132. 132
    Abdul O'Marr says:

    Recent reports show that there are increasing numbers of Africans in Libya, on their way to Europe. TENS OF THOUSANDS – and you can be sure that most of them are heading for London.

    Our governments are not going to protect us from these would-be parasites, on the contrary, they encourage them and rescue them. By allowing just one to enter Europe, they spread the message that another thousand should come.

    We have to shoulder this responsibility, equip and crew a number of patrol vessels to “turn back” this unwanted tide.

  133. 133

    Err it isn’t almost alphabetical.

  134. 134
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Hague, hope you’re reading this. When you got excited over the Arab Spring and the mess that followed in Libia, you created Trafficker Central there. 300,000 waiting to travel from there alone.

    You know where they want to come and why. Stop all immigrant benefits now.

    Also take a lesson from Oz in now to handle boatloads, hard line = none.

    Siria not looking too bad after all.

  135. 135
    the braintree ripper says:

    Mr Anon They would hardly have been much use to our fishing industry would they
    Unless it was as crab bait

  136. 136
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    There are only a few entires out of line, as Coleman would have said…..”quite remarkable”.

  137. 137
    concrete pump says:

    ‘Liberals need to start thinking!’


    Ooooh my sides!

  138. 138
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Re 127 and 131 above.

    There are only a few entires out of line, as Coleman would have said…..”quite remarkable”.

    Seems not allowed to answer back!!,!,.

  139. 139
    concrete pump says:

    Shouldn’t you be in the p*b.?

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    A normal person says:

    Have you been. Drinking?
    Or are you always so hate filled?

    Life not worked out for you? More prosperous brother? Cleverer sister? Married a fatty?

    Maybe the drink is for the best for you.

  141. 141
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


  142. 142
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    The Beeb is just love bombing us with pro-immigrant news today :)

    Daft twats :)

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    heat travels up says:

    sun get it,s shine.
    sun is devoted to the earth.

    when the moon becmes the new earth.
    when the earth becomes the new moon.

    the day the moon lowers his eye,s and goes dark. will the day the sun become the ear th and shine bright.

    until then. destroy. be charming and plausible at the Plaza Hotel.
    cinema is full f s.t.a.i.n.e.s.
    create your own cinematic fervour.

    speed forward.

  144. 144
    Straight man says:

    Well, to all the MPs reading this – SCRAP THE EFFING EUROPEAN ARREST WARRANT!
    Hope they heard that loud and clear.

  145. 145
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Dear Gay Person,

    All fine thanks.

    When we sink under the weight, you may wish to pay for the millions here. I do not.

    Assuming you’re not swinging from a crane by then.

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    Mycroft says:

    Posts 9 & 12 read like a CV for many incumbents.

  147. 147
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    WTF…. your penis envy is showing through bro :)

  148. 148
    pull the tweezers out says:

    oh “I am fucking offended” by your bulge.
    this the latest from zean bad gil
    withred socks in his mouth snow.

  149. 149
    the braintree ripper says:

    3 minutes in our Australian chums take over a ship full of Afghans trying to land illegally they were all sent to some offshore shit hole
    The lucky country indeed

  150. 150
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    chisel the facts . sell says:

    lot of rubble is supporting the wall. infact no one wants to know. chisel and hammer the front and get a skip for the back…so skip on alistair, time for ealing comedy is now or never.

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    the braintree ripper says:

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    Kipper_Thai says:

    I’m not sure why you are quite so surprised……….
    Surely this is the site where the Govt gets to sanity check its policies !!

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    Diddley says:

    Guido site is deffo more fun. I’ve been banned by the Daily Fail and have had several ‘warnings’ from CiF on the Guardian and other sites, yet Guido loves sweary irony.

    Good job I don’t do Twatter or I’d be in serious trouble :)

  156. 156
    pall mall needs ro cleared up. says:

    no where to pak cometise otherwise.

    when the jaggarnaut comes space has to be created. this will be a significant .

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    Joey Barton says:

    The German chancellor said at the National Catholic Congress in Regensburg: “I will now lead all negotiations in the spirit that Jean-Claude Juncker should become president of the European commission.”

    Here we go… here we go

  158. 158
    Mycroft says:

    Yep, UKIP is the only sane voting choice.

    Boot the tories in the nads at every chance, send the MSM packing when they scare/lie/propaganda-monger.

    E-mail, twitter and social media are the way to kick the MSM out of the way, they are an obstruction to social reform, social change and democracy.

    There may be more than one ‘watershed’ moment as a result of the 2015 election, the papers will be in decline as they don’t reflect the prevailing wind of change.

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    Podiceps says:

    I commented issue days ago that Dave would get egg all over his face by playing his cards to early. This guy is really out of touch with the real World. Get real Dave Merkel will give you nothing when you attempt your wishful renegotiation
    package.That’s if you ever get round to telling the UK public what you want to renegotiate.

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    NeverRed says:

    Obviously the Daily Express, but it has been excluded as there are too many comments on articles in support of UKIP and even a few articles that are not anti-UKIP.

  161. 161
    Nigella Fromage says:

    Cameron’s total failure to block Junker demonstrates how much “influence” Britain has in the EU – i.e., zero, as it has always had.

    So much for that lie that we must remain in the EU dictatorship so as to retain “influence”!

    Britain has objected to EU decisions about 60 times since it joined the EU – and on not one single occasion was its objection successful.

    We need to get out of the EU dictatorship NOW – before it is too late.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    does any one know how to put pictures on here?

  163. 163
    Geography Teacher says:

    What are the units on the X-Axis? Visitors per hour/day/month ??

  164. 164
    the braintree stripper says:

    Yet again Cameron ran away. He left the EPP group

  165. 165
    Fishy says:

    So how is Cameron going to block the ‘will’ of 205-odd other leaders?

  166. 166
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Stop Press:

    East German wants East German appointed.

    Camero looks useless.

    UKIP gain more support.

  167. 167
    Jack Dromey says:

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  168. 168
    Muhammad Ali syndrome says:

    Why isn’t eureferendum up there as the most read?
    Could it possibly be because Dr North is in danger of disappearing up his own hole.
    Here’s his reply to someone who dared dissent…

    Your big problem is that, by and large I am head and shoulders intellectually above sad little commenters such as yourself and oppugner. What infuriates you, of course, is that I don’t mind saying so, whence I’m so far ahead of you that you don’t even have the intellect to understand what I am getting at.

    Thus, while I’m writing one of the best-read and most popular independent anti-EU blogs, you are left frothing ineffectually on the comments, doing nothing other than providing us with a certain amount of entertainment.

  169. 169
    Casual Observer 2 says:


    What part of the above don’t you understand?

    Get a grip, you gutless LibLabConning tosser.

  170. 170
    i hate poofs says:

    Shouldn’t you be in the STD clinic?

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Great blog over the years which has seen many from Westminster shit their pant’s when names are mentioned.

    You took down a lot of lying shysters who needed to be taken down, and all done with some excellent journalism.

    It seemed you didn’t care which side you went for, well maybe a bit to the left, and everyone one was fair game.

    This all changed when News Corp came a knocking. Still a great site but I have to view it the same as I do the BBC, which is a shame.

    This site is like crack cocaine to anyone involved in politics. I dare anyone not to visit for a least a week, no a day, without thinking they’ve missed a headline, but as the late great Whitney Houston once said ‘Crack Is Wack’

  172. 172
    backacje alwrt, pit a heel under the right foot says:

    chink in the aroura.
    the armoir has a opening in the middle.
    remove clegg.
    stick the folded ukip under the right corner of the table (which is now sideways and hence shielding the chair behind, the throne).

    as the table has now a “lift” or the right, cool air travels all around.
    window open above the throne.

    why is the right heavier than the left shield?

  173. 173
    DK says:

    Well done Guido.. Hit the BBC with a ‘knot splitter’

    Knot splitter has to be one if the best especially the pigs!!

    knot splitter: n. A toilet baby of impressive, nipsy-challenging girth. ‘Gerry (alarmed): What was that scream, Margot? Are you alright in there? (Flush sounds. Toilet door opens. Margot appears, holding doorframe to steady herself) Margot: Get me a gin and tonic, Gerry, and make it a large one. Gerry (pouring drink): What’s happened? Margot: That’s the last time I eat a slice of Tom and Barbara’s Broad Bean Flan. I’ve just done a knot splitter in there that’s probably blocked the drains from Surbiton to Thames Ditton. (Tom appears at the French windows in wellingtons.) Tom: Have you just started the extractor fan in your bathroom, Margot? Margot: Yes. Why? Tom: Well, three of my pigs have just fainted. FX: 10 seconds of canned laughter. Cue theme music and end titles.’ (Extract from script of The Good Life Christmas Special, BBC TV 1978).

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    It IS almost alphabetical from the BBC to the Independent.

  175. 175
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    Curious says:

    Have I missed something?

    Where are the prime time telly condemnations by Dave, Militwit or Nickelarse concerning Parkies stoning to death a pregnant woman in the middle of one of their main cities, or Indians gang raping and hanging girls?

    Remind me how much taxpayers’ money is Dave sending to corrupt foreign shit holes this year.

  177. 177
    Death to all Fanatics says:

    Utterly unfunny to boot.

  178. 178
    Charlie Higson aka Colin Hunt says:

  179. 179
    Pay-day loan victim says:

    I am behind with my rent boy.

  180. 180
    boobookittyfuck says:

    Of course it’s an open secret that most people come here for the comments first, content second.

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    Just think it rained today says:

    Surprising what a kick up the ar5se UKIP has caused , the whole political shenanigans are doing cartwheels trying to get ahead of UKIP and are losing , just imagine if the braindead had stopped playing tribes and used what braincells they had and had played the politicians one against another, the political arena would have totally changed into the publics favour.

  182. 182
    The Mercedes Benz Formula One Team says:

    We are leading the race forward, just like the 1930s Auto Unions did.

  183. 183

    Vote UKIP :-D

  184. 184
    One-term Dave says:

    OK, OK, OK! Message received and understood! I get it!

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to pass more laws allowing the greenbelt to be bulldozed! All the immigrants I’m letting swarm into Britain have to live somewhere, eh? What what what!

    Tally ho!

  185. 185
    Least ugly of four wimmin says:

    Pakist’an honour !! Killing

    Seems the sister of the deceased also killed in the same way by the family previously, the new husband also killed his wife to marry the victim.

    Christ on a bike.

    Meanwhile Sud’an mother condemned to death has to be lashed beforehand.

    And these people come/ are welcomed here???

  186. 186
    Me says:

    P@kist@n daughter murder

    Seems the sister of the deceased also killed in the same way by the family previously, the new husband also killed his wife to marry the victim.

    Christ on a bike.

    Meanwhile sud@n mother condemned to death has to be lashed beforehand.

    And these people come/ are welcomed here???

    Like this

  187. 187
    Today's top tip says:

    Nuclear warheads? We have about 190.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    yet again the liebour still believe that any one that opposes mass immigration is definitely a bigot. As if we didnt know that any way.

    Labour MP sorry for saying Gillian Duffy ‘was a bigot’ again!

    Liebour love mass immigration cos they get all their votes, again no surprise there!

  189. 189
    Me says:

    Thank you. Oirish alphabet must be different.

  190. 190
    Disgusted says:

    Anyone measured him up for a coffin?

  191. 191
    Mycroft says:

    Euthanasia springs immediately to mind, would someone kindly put that nerk out of my misery.

  192. 192
    jgm2 says:

    You can be as sweary as you like on CiF as long as it is directed against the Tories. Otherwise you’re ba*nn*ed.

    No warning either. Poke too much fun at the precious little dears and that’s it. I think it might have been calling Ned Balls or the Maximum Imbecile an incompetent jackass that finally did it.

    They just can’t handle the truth.

  193. 193
    Camoron's imminent P45 says:

    “Get real Dave Merkel will give you nothing when you attempt your wishful renegotiation”

    That’s probably Camoron’s Big Plan.

    “This is the best deal we get, and I propose we go for it! Indeed, I insist we go for it! I, your leader, have spoken! Referendum cancelled!”

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    Oakeshott says:

    Where are the results of my poll regarding this matter? Vince knows all about it.

  195. 195
    concrete pump says:

    I am, but your mum’s in front of me in the queue, so i could be here for a while…

  196. 196
    AB says:

    They couldn’t afford my rates. I’ve moved on to a different more lucrative daily grind, but still mostly talk bollox.

  197. 197
    jgm2 says:

    Oh fuck. He said ‘racist’. That’s it chaps. We’re fucked. We might as well all pack up.

  198. 198
    Vincent says:

    Grapeshot? Never heard of him, the lib deems or Europe.

  199. 199
    Harriet Harman's dusty forgotten crotch says:

    Oh dear God. “encroached on personal space” is a “weasel euphemism”?

    Listen, bitch, it’s simple: like millions of men over tens of thousands of years, he thought you were attractive and made a pass. And you fucking complained.

    You useless fucking bitch.

    Tell you what, in future, when we meet attractive women, we should just vomit over their faces. “Sorry, comrade,” we should say, “you’re so fucking hideous I wouldn’t do you if you had a paper bag over your head.”

    Maybe then the feminists would be happy.

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    Maimed Codger says:

    What kind of poll fails to include The Sheep Shearers Weekly…

  201. 201
    non taxable pikey says:

    There is perhaps a case for our man in Sudan telling the thug in charge who is wanted at the ICC, that we will take this poor woman, her baby and her husband into protective custody in the UK.

  202. 202
    A constituent says:


  203. 203
    whare are the little mandy's says:

    until. mandy get’s scared by family life and starts his own tribe. facial scar essential, there is no hop.

  204. 204
    Lewis Hamilton says:

    Wir Werden weiter marschieren
    Wenn alles in Scherben fält
    Denn heute gëhort uns Deutschland
    Und morgen die ganze Welt

  205. 205
    Lumpy Turk Beans says:

    You would fucking deserve to be as you sound like a right fucking wanker who thinks calling Twitter Twatter is a brilliant display of wit. You fucking unfunny mong nonce, the smiley face at the end of your public wank off just adds to the utter wankery of your fucking existence you tard arsehole. Now fuck off back to pretending people actually give a flying fuck what you think you pathetic no mark no mates spacca fucktard.

  206. 206
    Inspector Blake says:

    Hence the white flight to Essex and the change in the vote there. North next.

  207. 207
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Post the airing of tonights propaganda – Lord Carlile QC and his mates in the HoL – can get fucked.

  208. 208
    One-term Dave says:

    HUndreds of millions, and, my word, doesn’t it make you proud?


  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    What do you mean coming, it’s here already.

  210. 210
    Acid bath says:

    No coffin required.

  211. 211
    Inspector Blake says:

    Labour vote will be on the up again in London then. All those lovely postal votes bring collected by “community leaders”. It’s Millitwats best bet for a win.

  212. 212
    non taxable pikey says:

    So CM Dave is giving £42 Million to a bloke wanted at the ICC? Nah, he wouldn’t be so dumb.

  213. 213
    Handycock Teen Fondler says:

    You can go and get f*cked Guido Fawkes. Boaz.

  214. 214
    hydrochloric acid in a drum says:


  215. 215
    non taxable pikey says:

    Tell them all that they have to swim from Calais during the months of November through to March. If they make it we will keep them, otherwise…. who cares.

  216. 216
    Welby says:

    All reasonable requests.

  217. 217
    Michael Gove, the biggest cunt in the UK, says:

    Isn’t it great? All sensible people agree that multiculturalism is wonderful! Only racist bigots disagree!

    More immigration, that’s what we need!

  218. 218
    Piss Organ says:
  219. 219
    Couldn'tcareatall says:


  220. 220
    duty pedant says:

    too early

  221. 221
    broderick crawford says:

    Well done Guido and Team !! All your hard work and diligence deservedly rewarded !! ( cheque to usual Tortola B.V.I account details please ).

    I see Jame S’OTryin ‘ is nowhere on the list …..must be the
    Curse of Nigel !!!
    Understand he s taken the week off from Britain s Lackadaisical Conflagration to recover from the ” farrage” of public vitriol following his interview
    ” style” (??).

    Mind you , note Sun in Sunday not standing out ….

  222. 222
    Michael Gove, the biggest cunt in the UK, says:

    Well on this point I think it’s safe to say that Labour are absolutely right.

    As we all know, multiculturalism is astonishingly good and it enriches our society, as I’ve said. And I’m pleased that the Prime Minister has said there is “no limit” to the number of Indians who can come and live here.

    Only bigots would complain about this.

  223. 223
    Inspector Blake says:

    State that you would prefer not to have such delightful folk reside in your country and the massed troops of the PC Left (LibLabCon, BBC, Teachers, Guardianistas, Police, MSM, Owen Jones, C4 and associated commentators, CPS and the rest of the scumbag liberal elite) will descend on you as in their eyes you are a hate filled UKIP supporting BNP loving Nazi racist.
    And they wonder why people are so disillusioned with politics.

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    I hear Lord David Steele(one has to laugh) feels that sexpest Lord Rennard(Again what a laugh)should be readmitted to LibDems inner circle. Is this the same Lord Steele who did nothing about the dreadful behaviour of Sir Cyril Smith?

  225. 225
    deal making n california says:

    THE big idea is to build a hotel in california. then just leave before the end and let the professional buiders take ober.

    california is the kitten, here kittie kitte. heels are up now.

  226. 226
    broderick crawford says:

    Sorry , what does CiF stand for ?

    Cocks in Frocks ?

  227. 227
    Inspector Blake says:

    The Iranians have very little to offer the world except oil and their technique for dispatching undesirables with a crane. Whilst I wouldn’t advocate coating Mr Blair in oil, I would advocate the crane, following a trial in The Hague of course.

  228. 228
    T May says:

    The yankee goes home.

  229. 229
    K3i5h cHEgwin says:

    To all MPs – you’re a bunch of useless corrupt Hunts

  230. 230
    stun () says:

    Is that you, Archbishop?

  231. 231
    A Pierrepoint says:

    This is a job for the London Eye

  232. 232
    Bob Fleming says:

    I certainly didn’t vote to let third world savages into my country. Who thinks it’s a good idea? Hands up please

  233. 233
    Just think it rained today says:

    No way whatsoever, he should be in a Dutch jail for starting an illegal war.

  234. 234
    Rorschach says:

    You need to see someone mate.

  235. 235
    broderick crawford says:

    You can check out any time you like
    But you can never leave .!

  236. 236
    A Spike on Traitor's Gate says:

    Save a bit for me

  237. 237
    Mornington Crescent says:

    You love us really. Gissa kiss, big boy.

  238. 238
    Jesus says:

    And the gays still hate you. Dickhead.

  239. 239
    broderick crawford says:


    the future “imperfect” of the verb “to shit ” is ….”shat”

  240. 240
    the braintree ripper says:

    Love making Brixton style

  241. 241
    Pieane Flabbott says:


  242. 242
    MB. says:

    Interesting that more MPs read The Sun than The Times.

  243. 243
    A Spike on Traitor's Gate says:


  244. 244
    Inspector Blake says:

    How could you do that to the UK’s bastion of democracy?

  245. 245
    Mornington Crescent says:


  246. 246
    Bob Fleming says:

    Not really surprising if you think about it…

  247. 247
    Tra la what a nice day says:

    Wouldn’t worry up to last week we were all racists until the local and the EU polls showed that 30% of the country were racists, swop you a racist for a bigot.

  248. 248
    Village Idiot says:

    …”Congratulations,well done, thank you.”……Even Idiots can post on here!

  249. 249
    Bob Fleming says:

    Being married to his vile wife is punishment enough I would think

  250. 250
    Labour MP says:

    We are far too busy and important.

    We get our unpaid teenage interns Jimmy and Moussa to do it for us

  251. 251
    Flowersbytelephone says:

    Harsh but fair.

    But you aren’t really addressing the problem of what to do about Bercow

  252. 252
    Mornington Crescent says:

    What happened to that young girl in South Wales of ‘ethnic origin’ who disappe’ared whilst putting out the bins and was subsequently found de’ad?

    Radio silence from the meejah. Not a fucking peep.

    Of course, we must be ‘sensitive to cultural differences’…

  253. 253
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  254. 254
    Inspector Blake says:

    Can it be rotated slowly? Very slowly?

  255. 255
    Flowersbytelephone says:

    There’s content?

  256. 256
    the braintree ripper says:

    libdems canvassing in newark

  257. 257
    Tony Blair says:

    Oi Miliband! You ain’t seen nothing, right? Keep schtum, if you lnow what’s good for you

  258. 258
    Honest Tone always on the other end of Dave's phone says:

    Yes I’ll be there, we can laugh about the time I talked Gaddaffi into putting all his money with J P Morgan’s before having him dragged off by sand cannibals.

  259. 259
    The People's Tony says:

    “Sucking Murdoch’s cock for a pittance”?

  260. 260
    Norman Scott says:

    To be fair he says he didn’t know what was going on and it is possible he didn’t if you consider what a twat he is.

  261. 261
    C.O.Jones says:

    Very interesting to see the list in terms of popularity.
    Also interesting is the number of people who have complained about censorship on some sites. ie, post comment – and if we don’t like your point of view or perspective then those comments will be removed.

    Get my drift? HYS and CIF?

  262. 262
    A Pierrepoint says:

    Oh yes. And there is plenty of space for the holiday crowds.

  263. 263
    Glad you're back! says:


  264. 264
  265. 265
    Inspector Blake says:

    Cleggy, stop getting so excited!

  266. 266
    i hate poofs says:

    A bit young for you at 85 then pumpy?

  267. 267
    Vince Cable (I think) says:

    I don’t remember any of this. Where am I?

  268. 268
    Jack Dromey MP says:

    I wish that was me.

  269. 269
    Vince Cable (I think) says:

    Does anyone know how to get out of here? I’ve forgotten which way I came in.

  270. 270
    Inspector Blake says:

    Shouldn’t they be wearing yellow?

  271. 271
    Vince Cable (I think) says:

    I live somewhere. Wish I could remember where.

  272. 272
    You weren't there, man says:

    This site’s coverage of Smeargate woke some of us former MSM sheeple to the real political situation. Kudos.

  273. 273
    Bilderberger says:


  274. 274
    concrete pump says:

    That’s not funny. The smell coming from under the doctor’s door is appalling.

  275. 275
    raid the banks in america. reverse loot says:

    is yhe admirality board organmorgan?

    nigel wavers havers as president of my leg council has a job for you.

  276. 276
    Anonymous says:

    Never has this country been ruled by so many traitors and quislings.

    The Great British Public deserve politicians who are proud of the country they represent, not ones who hate the country, it’s culture and everything it means to be British. We don’t want MPs who do everything in their power to undermine the Christian history of our country, and everything in their power to support mass and uncontrolled immigration and the destruction of the British race.

    Never have so many felt so abandoned and from there so united.

    From across political spectrums the Great British Public have been ignored for years by MPs whose only quest in life is to trough at the Westminster teat whilst ‘out Guardianing’ each other in ever more testosterone and hate filled ‘lefty liberal’ acts of treachery and self hate.

    Well the Great British Public have had enough, the end is nigh for the traitors.

  277. 277

    I was wrong , it’s £60 million

    This from UK GOV First paragraph

  278. 278
    Anonymous says:

    you got it, absolutely spot on pal!

  279. 279

    Rainbow like Dale Wintons cock

  280. 280
    puzzled from peru says:

    What is this Sara Cox like? In some pics she looks like Sarah Teather, in others, she looks rather better.

    What’s going on? Has she had plastic surgery or have the makeup people been at her?

  281. 281
    Botus says:

    Colin Hunt is how I imagine B!lly B0wden would look if he was real.

  282. 282
    Gweedo Rotondo says:


  283. 283
    Gwe-edo Rotondo says:


  284. 284
    BuildaBear says:

    Coincidentally, he came in our shop and we told him to get stuffed as well

  285. 285
    Mycroft says:

    CIF is Political entity, it is the voice of the Graun, the real voice of it actually.

    Genuine ‘watermelon’ flavour.

  286. 286
    Inspector Blake says:

    Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg.
    He won it in the war, in 1944.
    Corporal Clegg had a medal tooIn orange, red, and blue
    He found it in the zoo.
    Dear, dear were they really sad for me?
    Dear, dear will they really laugh at me?
    Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him.Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.
    Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rain
    He’s never been the same
    No one is to blame
    Corporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dream From Her Majesty the queen
    His boots were very clean.
    Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
    Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.


  287. 287
    Build a Burger says:

    I’m still LOLing over Blinky being barred from entering the Bilderberger meeting because he’d forgotten his invitation and the guards didn’t recognise him. The funniest instance of “do you know who I am?” ever.

  288. 288
    uncivil own uncivil says:

    hhas dherie put her foot down om blair’s face for going to mandelson’s wedding.
    has leg offerered his wank to the queen.

    has can has hidden his wippeeeeeeeee

    nigel farage needs to open his pants to the little boy. he is a chancer. he will take a chance.

  289. 289
    Xerxes Times says:


  290. 290
    the braintree ripper says:

    mcmental would have turned up late and in the wrong country

    then gone off to fuck a rentboy

  291. 291
    zimbo says:

    Comment Macht Frei @grauniad

  292. 292
    Anonymous says:

    Are you moslemic?

  293. 293
    wank is. roger moore says:

    maradonna’s own goal.

    madanna ate amagic mushroom and married a gangster.
    ofcouse carpenters fuck each other.

    it is investment.

  294. 294
    albacore says:

    What, no foreign language sources appearing at all?
    The heed that MPs pay to the British is so small
    That surely there’s only one logical assumption:
    From abroad comes all of their required consumption

  295. 295
    Too much tax says:

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    I know one Politician that does not read this site.

    If he had he would have discovered a way to stop his total embarrassment next year. Even his sub group of the local party are now under attack from within the party.

    Oh, but he is so vain that he probably will not think it is him. Good. Roll on 2015.

  297. 297
    Sarah Macauley says:

    Are you implying my beloved husband, Mr Brown, is gay and that he hired me to be his professional beard for the sake of his prime ministerial ambitions? Outrageous!

  298. 298
    Everyone says:

    Everyone hates Dave.

  299. 299
    BBC Stazi informer says:

    Suck it up you rich socialist twat.

  300. 300
    White rabbit says:

    You used the lefty abuse weapon of choice to shut down debate and it didn’t work.
    The usual lies won’t work anymore. Lazy and cheap.

  301. 301
    Breaker's yard says:

    there is no one on the throne. the throne is empty. with the wall behing and the back of the shield on the other side…just to cramped. which member of the soil association will soil his house.

    protein is good for you.
    teenagers are good for you.
    probiotic is on standby.

    life begins with soil. high ceiling needs a sunskylight opening. the place reserved for the witches to do what they do can be replaced by the middle earth garden. but then windows will need to become doors, pre the new dawn.

    it is a new BIG tent qith tech tech tech. prince charles should grace spitafields when he is not being tom’s wife.

  302. 302
    Oatenic says:

    You won’t object if I come to your place and shit on your bed then

  303. 303
    jgm2 says:

    Can you imagine how I felt when the Maximum Imbecile was destroying the UK economy and then Imbeciling his way around the world trying to get as many pictures for his ‘me-wall’ in three years as Blair had accumulated in ten.

  304. 304
    Reality raising its ugly head says:

    Unfortunately the religion of peace is too busy stoning pregnant women to death and enslaving school girls

    you’re either in front of the BBC or a c#nt

  305. 305
    Tory HQ says:

    That’s true, even the Tories hate Dave.

  306. 306
    Anonymous says:

    Coming soon…

  307. 307
    Anonymous says:

  308. 308
    Tories are weird man says:

    Is that the tory bloke who wanked himself to asphyixial death wearing women’s clothes and an orange in his posh gob?

  309. 309
    Bankers' Bonuses says:

    As you say, Cameron could not even get an outright win after 13 years of Labour, 5 Labour wars of which the Afghanistan one is still ongoing, and with the McMental imbecile as his opponent and before Cameron alienated his grass roots support.

    Any tory who thinks Cameron can win next time is more deluded than Miliband’s spending plans.

  310. 310
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  311. 311
    body cloac says upto u. the bastard of the body says:

    what does it matter what is the time?

  312. 312
    Si Kiatryst says:

    The thing is, yours is the only post that mentions these naughty, naughty words.

    Did you masturbate as you wrote it?

  313. 313
    R. Youshore says:

    Our survey says…..

  314. 314
    Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa says:

    Oh come on, you have to admit bumsex is dangerous for the health and the underpants.

    As for the other words, you are the only one who mentions them – have you considered self-flagellation?

  315. 315
    TE Lawrence says:

    And many, many more who did not vote UKIP will come out to vote for them at the General Election.

    40% is more than possible.

  316. 316
    Yes please! says:

    Vote UKIP…get UKIP

  317. 317
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Well done team guido :)

  318. 318
    TE Lawrence says:

    Ok, MPs. You all read this so fucking well do something about this. If you don’t start rolling back this tide of third world bullshit and reinstating British civilised values and the rule of law in our cities, the public will have to replace you with a government which will.

  319. 319
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is completely deluded if he believes he is gonna win next years election.

    He has completely pissed off millions of previous tory voters for his dream of liberalism and the ultimate prize of a united states of europe.

    he is weak and his judgement leaves so much to be desired. I n the years he has been in power he has done very little. All words, just to be in office but never in power, just like blair. He has undone much of the great work that Thatcher did, such a shame. Pilloring and laughing at those voters that voted for her in their millions. he doesn’t want us now so fair enough.

    The liblabcon domination has been broken, the genie is out of the bottle, there’s no going back any more, things have changed dramatically.

    In any case he will never change europe. he doesnt have the power nor the friends to make any thing happen, he has done nothing in the four years to date to change things not one jot. Only a fool would believe cameron and his liberal tories.

    vote ukip to keep the memories of our loved ones alive who gave their lives in two world wars to keep our country free and democratic, something the lilabcon party would never subscribe too. Under liblabcon their sacrifices are meaningless beyond words.

    That is why they want more mass immigration so the cries of people like me are never heard,and they benefit from the votes of the migrants because of what they offer them. We are so so betrayed.

    Decent hard working people betrayed by their own. Called racists at every corner just because they don’t agree with the liblabcon policy of mass immigration. Shame on them.

    But I shall continue to fight them in every way I can until they put me in jail for my political beliefs.

    vote ukip and prevent from just becoming parish council staus within a united states of europe. this is their new final solution.

  320. 320
    The Implication says:

    I think the word ‘implying’ is not quite adequate. ‘Stating as a fact’ seems more appropriate.

  321. 321
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Where the fuck are jgm2 and taxpayer – with their inane and pathetic comments tonight or has their obssession with one little biddy matter – shown them to be so fucking narrow minded that they’re having the night off?

    Come on you smear merchants – let’s be having you.

  322. 322
    C.O.Jones says:

    M8 you are speaking to the converted. We all feel the same! Both ex-Labour and ex- Tory.

  323. 323
    C.O.Jones says:

    That is not BW’s style, you are a leftie imposter riding on the backs of others.

  324. 324
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Don’t tell them your name Pike, stupid boy!.

  325. 325
    Ed Millibaconbuttie says:

    Vote UKIP get Milliband

    LOL and UKIP will achieve the direct opposite of what they want

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    Cleggy’s still licking his paws. Somewhere

  327. 327
    embarrasing bodies says:

    when smacking the gob does not work just give . there must be a mney tree at the BOE. it is the end of money sp be nice to chap at nikepumaUGGBODIESBURIEDALERT.

  328. 328
    lolz ma says:

    what’s the matter dear?

  329. 329
    Octopus says:

    ….Ukip-Chef Farage scheint die besseren Karten zu haben. Er traf sich in Brüssel mit Beppo Grillo, dem Chef der italienischen Fünf-Sterne-Bewegung, die auf 17 EU-Mandate kam. Ob der Deal klappt, ist offen. Sicher ist, dass die dänische Nationalpartei, die die Wahlen gewann, bei Farage mitmacht, ebenso die Schwedendemokraten. Diese Fraktion “Freiheit und Demokratie” von Farage könnte die Linksfraktion und die Grünen größenmäßig überholen.

  330. 330
    Stephen Fry says:

    It’s funny because it’s true

  331. 331
    Anonymous says:

    The reason why there is no Ukiphome is because Ukip is a troll party. You can’t troll your own. Because it’s a troll party it won’t last.

  332. 332
    Trigger says:

    Why blow your own trumpet, when many an MP could evidently do it for you?

  333. 333
    UKIP MPs - here they come! says:

    A survey found that 37 per cent of UKIP voters said that they were “certain” to support the party at the general election. Another 49 per cent said that they were “likely” to do so, while 14 per cent said that they would probably back another party.

  334. 334
    Anonymous says:

    You’d probably claim that as your back yard as well.

  335. 335
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    Yes it is almost alphabetical, you wonky-eyed wonker.
    Worth asking Ipsos waht the order was and note theBBC would have been top of the list

  336. 336
    i hate poofs says:

    I think you’ll find that smell is your cock cheese reached it’s eat by ate you chump.

  337. 337
    logica says please fuck me. who says:

    when does the ass has the power? when does it have teeth.

    why waste the muscle.

    why is @

    a hunt has no teeth.

  338. 338
    Fuck Gordon Cyclops says:

    Is that the one-eyed, ignorant, economically moronic, bullying, cowardly twat that stole around 30% of the pension I started saving for in ’72 – BEFORE tax? The fact that he gave it to lesbian “outreach” “workers” in Tower Hamlets makes me want to go up to his Jock-infested shithole north of the border and superglue his fat arse to a lamp-post and crap into his slack-jawed gob. Then I’ll get nasty.

  339. 339
    Parky says:

    In my career I have stoned to death hundreds of interesting people

  340. 340
    Hen Field says:

    I’m surprised to see you posting here, Charlie

  341. 341
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    We’re off to Spain next month on our family holiday. Myself, the missus and our four boys. I like Spain, the culture, the weather and most of all being in a foreign country and seeing how other people live, I think it’s good for my children to experience other counties and see how we are all different.

    What I don’t like is being told that I must embrace Europe and feel that we are all the same. We are not.

    I just bloody wish we could be left alone with our own culture yet enjoy everyone else’s.

  342. 342
    Pug the traitor in says:

    Shame that’s not an electric chair

  343. 343
    Dhimmi says:

    Look at the farce in Northern Ireland this week where the BBC, Nolan and all sort of bleeding hearts were falling over themselves to condemn the Pastor who had the temerity to condemn those who live under Sharia Law, and state his abhorrence of Islam

  344. 344
    Europe is not the problem says:

    It’s the evil parasite known as the EU that’s the problem. The EU CANNOT be reformed, it can only be destroyed – and the sooner the better.

  345. 345
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Who’s in front of Guido? All his readers, who position themselves in front of their screens to view his website.

  346. 346

    We do all the time. Usually something cretinous and racist to make righties look stupid. Go through the posts and see if you can spot them.

  347. 347
    Pod the mathematical bod says:

    Alas, 1 to the power of infinity is still just 1
    +2 (to the power of infinity), now we’re talking.

  348. 348
    Old Father Time says:

    If you could try to use normal English instead of gibberish when you post, we may be able to glean a snippet of whatever it is you are trying to impart. Then maybe some of us will be able to support your efforts.

  349. 349
    SWMBO says:

    Hey bro, lotsa space in my woodpile. All welcome!

  350. 350
    Old Father Time says:

    When I was just a little younger, the word ‘bumsex’ was not even in existence, even for those in the closet. How times have changed. We are now permitted to use all sorts of new words, but prohibited from using good old fashioned English expressions. I think I would like to undo the past 25 years or so and start again from there.

  351. 351
    SWMBO says:

    If they do, please ensure that the Berlaymont building is the number one target as soon as they cross the Belgian border.

  352. 352
    Anonymous says:

    The Mainstream Press and BBC are helping UKIP by highlighting the influx sorry flood of refugees sorry economic migrants entering the EU from the South.
    only time before the sheds with beds sees its first Ebola outbreak.

  353. 353
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    This must explain why Justine was invited to the ‘Big Meeting” (from which Balls was excluded – hehehe) in Copenhagen.

  354. 354
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    No, don’t just turn them back – simply blow a dozen or so out of the water, then the others might get the message they are not welcome.

  355. 355
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Well, he make a start by refusing to pay over 55 million quid a day to them. Eventually they might notice the shortfall in the readies.

  356. 356
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    * he could make…

  357. 357
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    .. and why are they allowed 4 wives anyway? Isn’t, er, quadrigomy against the law any more?

  358. 358
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Keep it quiet, but the latest rumour has it that one of King Saud’s nephews will be the new BBC Chairman.

  359. 359
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    … which explains why that until now completely unknown Indian woman’s book has been added to the latest English literature exam list.

  360. 360
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    All very well, but on this forum we call it ‘moderation’ or ‘disappearing posts into the ether’ before anybody else to get infected by some unwanted opinion or other.

  361. 361
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    But the best bit was that not one Brit at the meeting came forward to vouch for him. Even his best mate Mandypoos declined. Now, if only the immigration service would refuse him re-entry here (as an undesirable piano playing person), the circle would be complete.

  362. 362
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    No good talking foreign on here mate as 99% of us don’t speak Swedish.

  363. 363
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    As a visitor to Spain you will wish to see Al Hambra in Granada and a few other magnificent Islamic buildings – built of course before the natives kicked them all back to north Africa. Pity the latest lot of locals are less willing to defend their borders and would just rather fuck off the Brits in Gibraltar.

  364. 364
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Cueta and Mellila(sp?) seem to be the entry points of choice at the moment. See my #358 above.

  365. 365
    albacore says:

    Nah, Parliament’s so overstaffed the NHS
    That Dave’ll despatch all his legions of excess
    Angels to administer the very best care
    Before escorting those pilgrims back here from there

  366. 366
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Do not walk your dog here! Muslims do not like dogs': Fury as poster found in East End park warns dog-walkers to stay out of ‘Islamic area’

    Guess where this appeared on a bus shelter advert. But don’t worry it’s not racist is it.

    Perhaps the liblabcon people will pillory these people as much as they do white people. Yeh some hope. They wont bite the hand that feeds them will they.

    There’s no chance of this sort of behaviour adding to islamophobia is there, created by islamists themselves?

  367. 367
    Anonymous says:

    you know you must not criticise islam! or you will be stoned to death.

  368. 368
    Anonymous says:

    but they wont get it under liblabcon any way

  369. 369
    A1 says:

    Put another way:
    The European arrest warrant could be used to arrest MPs who have “alternate sources of income”.
    There, that ought to do it.

  370. 370
    yu5 says:

    Or Zionazistic?

  371. 371
    yu5 says:

    How about you buy yourself a pencil and paper and stop annoying people with your pointless inane drivel? And lay off the drugs.

  372. 372
    Moshe says:

    Oy Vey! It’s always easy to selectively report on nutters, to make the stupid Goyim hate our Muslim enemies! Ve can make a lot of Shekels from getting them to fight each other.

  373. 373

    Confirmed….You really are the of British politics…..

  374. 374
    Anonymous says:

    “According to the research”
    the following simple thought experiment could turn politics, and pretty much everything else, on its head. Take up virtual pen and paper, and reverse engineer the means by which unadulterated reality finds its way into our heads. Just image all that enervating wasted effort we might save, if we were all singing from the actual reality song book.

  375. 375
    Guy Gibson's faithful labrador retriever says:

    Racist ? The very idea !

  376. 376
    Pop John IIX says:

    It is also one of the sites that allows free expression of totally unnecessary obscenity .

  377. 377
    Anon says:

    and his drop

  378. 378
    Enemy of the State says:

    The dismal performance of the Telegraph delights me because the hunts banned me and deleted 4500 posts of mine over the past years. May the Telegraph continue to serve their communist agenda with contributors such as Hodges and Riddell.

  379. 379
    XXX Men says:

    Which one’s Bryan Singer?

  380. 380
    inside out says:

    The real story is how long before these sort of actions take place in our country? We already have “Honour Killings”,child genital mutilation,Islamic “Trogan Horse” schools,no go areas “Islamic only”streets,execution of soldiers it can’t be long.

  381. 381
    Oxbridge Buffoon, generally being 'Buffooney' and Oxbridgey says:

    FFS don’t tell the Greens that! They seem to think that we can take in a new Birmingham every 5 years and build no new houses or infrastructure. As with the ‘Greens’, scratch-away their green exterior they’re red underneath. (although, to their credit, at least they have some protectionist policies)

  382. 382
    Anonymous says:

    Most read by MPs? But that’s because… oh never mind…

    650 UVs?

    You’ll go far.



  383. 383
    M says:

    Where is Harriet , to add her voice to the condemnation , or will it offend her voter demographic .

  384. 384
    M says:

    At the libdems its a prerequisite

  385. 385
    Anonymous says:

    It wasn’t 4x2s who hacked Lee Rigby to death – you twat.

  386. 386
    M says:

    So how many of those ukip turkeys will argue to expose the abuse of expenses in the eu parliament , or would that be like voting for Christmas !
    They are all self serving shites

  387. 387
    After A Long Racist Rant I Like To Settle Down With A Nice Cup Of Tea says:

    Did anyone order a bigot?

  388. 388
    Harriet Harpedo says:

    Jack, all the ones on your phone are on a black background.

  389. 389
    Dolphin Square Boys Club says:

    Lord Steele? First left, down the corridor, second door on the right. Take a towel.

  390. 390
    Anonymous says:

    I for one was was surprised that MP’s could read at all.

    Although to be fair, in order to have the courage of someone elses convictions you really need the ability to at least read out in public. Similar to when one was at Primary School.

    If I may say so the BBC newsreaders do that beautifully. Propoganda or not it is always magnificently read.

    Well worth the licence fee in my view.

  391. 391
    Esta says:

    topping bbc ! wow !

  392. 392
    Tory-faggot-minder says:

    I dont think anyone bothers with Iain Dale since he went around beating people up.

  393. 393
    Jack Ketch says:

    Really? “I shall have shat myself”, doesn’t sound right. “I shall have shitted.” is also a bit clumsy. “Nick Clegg will have shat himself when he sees the polls” just doesn’t scan. Future imperfect “Shitted” seems more euphonic.

  394. 394
    Jack Ketch says:

    It is quite possible that a majority of native born Britons believe that sodomy and pederasty is a normal, acceptable part of human behaviour and look forward to their sons forming deep, loving relationships with their scoutmasters, Co-op bank manager or local MP. It is also possible that a majority of people welcome an uncontrolled influx of foreigners from every war-torn, benighted, uncivilised, backward, corrupt or criminal-ruled state who then, with State sanction, impose their cultural values on the majority in addition to forcing a crisis in schooling, housing and health services.
    It may be that a majority approve of the prostitution of the welfare state into a benefit Christmas box for the indolent.
    Possible, but highly unlikely.

  395. 395
    Fotolibrarian says:

    As SPaDs, MPs and their researchers are reputed to read this blog, I would like to offer for sale a colour polaroid photograph taken in the changing rooms at Haverstock Comprehensive, Chalk Farm in March 1988. The photo features a skinny nerd of a sixth-former who is now well known, engaging in a most unusual act. The reserve price is £500,000 now, but will increase considerably after May 2015.

  396. 396
    Jack Ketch says:

    Basic requirements for residence in the UK should be:-
    1/. Cuddle a Labrador.
    2/. Eat a bacon butty.
    3/. Down a double scotch.
    4/. Be able to quote “the Parrot Sketch” word-for-word.
    Miliband failed on the first three.

  397. 397
    shirley "the talking slug" williams says:

    like me for example?

  398. 398
    Jack Ketch says:

    Women have always confused me. If you DON’T make a pass, they come over all insulted. If you DO make a pass they either come over all insulted or just come over.

  399. 399
    The Bishop of Bath and Wells says:

    In all seriousness, how long will it be before drones are deployed over Tower Hamlets?

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  401. 401
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘Thus the whirligig of time, doth bring his revenges’.

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    Along with is lighter when compared to picture, even so actually prefer it in this way. This is a little small compared to I thought it may be, but it is ok. I appreciate this system. Thanks a lot, seller.

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