May 16th, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of today’s caption contest is…

Jack Ketch says:

“It’s OK Mum, he promised me an IN-OUT, but only in 2017 when it’s legal.”

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36 Comments

  1. 1
    Cyril Smith, Handycock says:

    Who cares about legal? Any age will do!

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  2. 2
    Brian says:

    Tebbits alive?

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  3. 3
    Wedding of the Century! says:

    Blair will probably force his way in. The attention loving narcissistic c-unt shows his face at every fucking high profile event. There’s one event I definitely would like to see him at and that’s his own funeral.

    Reality television star Kim Kardashian and rapper Kanye West will tie the knot in Florence, Italy, on 24 May.

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    • 6
      retardEd Milband says:

      Mithsterh Sthpeaker, Mithsterh Sthpeaker

      Thith ith outwageouth. I thsould be inwited as the Bwitisth repwresentatith so that I can get a thselfie with kardarthian for my twitter.

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    • 9
      David says:

      Who the f**k tied a knot in mine?

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  4. 4
    The Truth about UKIP that the Media Doesn't Show You says:

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    • 7
      Cathy Neeeeeewwwwwman says:

      You’re a racist.

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    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      You’re not gwido’s alter ego are you?

      I thought you and he would have your hands full with the legal carry on with the liblabcon pact bumboys and variegated perverts – and promotion of their activites

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  5. 8
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    https://twitter.com/Ian_Fraser/status/467323296305147904

    NIGEL IS SUNK.

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    • 13
      The Public says:

      UKIP demonstrate the irrelevance of the Westminster parties.

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    • 14
      jimbo says:

      Dan Hodges has just made his 350th alias email address to sign that petition and has now gone to weep in a corner as nobody listens to his and Guido’s insistence that Farage saying perfectly sensible things should outrage the public.

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    • 17
      Quaking Establishment says:

      …You,ve seen the LBC poll,i presume?

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  6. 12
    Anyone for PIE? says:

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  7. 15
    Ed Miliband says:

    I can confirm that I am the politician whom has made a request for Google to “forget”.

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  8. 21
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    Judging from Call me Dave expression Nigel Evans is standing behind him.

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    • 27
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Expression – what tf are the DM doing running a leader comment which has the words “Freedom of Expression” in it or have they realised the error of their ways and that the public don’t listen when they have only banged on about freedom of speech?

      i am not going to write out article 19 of the Universal Declartion of Human Rights (1948) you you all ought to bl00dy well know by now.

      Cite it often and always.

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  9. 23
    ANON says:

    Interesting article about how the SNP and its Yes campaign is being funded by one family.

    http://forargyll.com/2014/05/political-funding-the-story-of-the-day/

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    • 25
      LibLabCon party machine says:

      An ordinary family who can easily prove where their money came from donating money to a political party.
      Unheard of.

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  10. 26
    Lord Sir Baron Tristram Hunt MP says:

    Look the order of the line of succession is simple. David Cameron for 5 more years then me in 2020 leading “Newer Labour”!

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    • 30
      Axel The Rod says:

      Hunt you homo Hunt I’ll see you later for that disloyalty!

      Although if you pay me enough I’ll make sure the Tories win big!

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      • 31
        Dave Miliband says:

        Hunt and Axel Prick – I’ll kick both your arses. I am the true leader after my dipshit of abrother loses the next election. I will abolish the unions too and kick Twatson and Balls up their nostrils the fuckwits!

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  11. 28
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Goggle could of course just ignore the ecj – and wtf would the ecj (A fake in all its guises) do then – cry, stamp their feet?

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  12. 35
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    Is that Murdoch’s 30 pieces of silver jingle jangling in your pocket Guido,

    Fuck off to the Sun and write about Tulisa’s side boob, and how great a PM Dave is

    You C U N T

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  13. 36
    Jack Ketch says:

    Jack Ketch says “Hi!”.
    It was me wot won it.

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Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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