May 16th, 2014

Caption Contest Winner


  1. 1
    Cyril Smith, Handycock says:

    Who cares about legal? Any age will do!

  2. 2
    Brian says:

    Tebbits alive?

  3. 3
    Wedding of the Century! says:

    Blair will probably force his way in. The attention loving narcissistic c-unt shows his face at every fucking high profile event. There’s one event I definitely would like to see him at and that’s his own funeral.

    Reality television star Kim Kardashian and rapper Kanye West will tie the knot in Florence, Italy, on 24 May.

  4. 4
    The Truth about UKIP that the Media Doesn't Show You says:

  5. 5
    ahmonika says:

    Anything better than mine is a worthy winner.

  6. 6
    retardEd Milband says:

    Mithsterh Sthpeaker, Mithsterh Sthpeaker

    Thith ith outwageouth. I thsould be inwited as the Bwitisth repwresentatith so that I can get a thselfie with kardarthian for my twitter.

  7. 7
    Cathy Neeeeeewwwwwman says:

    You’re a racist.

  8. 8
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:


  9. 9
    David says:

    Who the f**k tied a knot in mine?

  10. 10
    Derry Cocksporn (LibDem) says:

    Any more pictures ???

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    You’re not gwido’s alter ego are you?

    I thought you and he would have your hands full with the legal carry on with the liblabcon pact bumboys and variegated perverts – and promotion of their activites

  12. 12
    Anyone for PIE? says:

  13. 13
    The Public says:

    UKIP demonstrate the irrelevance of the Westminster parties.

  14. 14
    jimbo says:

    Dan Hodges has just made his 350th alias email address to sign that petition and has now gone to weep in a corner as nobody listens to his and Guido’s insistence that Farage saying perfectly sensible things should outrage the public.

  15. 15
    Ed Miliband says:

    I can confirm that I am the politician whom has made a request for Google to “forget”.

  16. 16
    Google says:

    Who are you?

  17. 17
    Quaking Establishment says:

    …You,ve seen the LBC poll,i presume?

  18. 18
    King says:

    Well deserved Mr Ketch

  19. 19
    A Picture says:

  20. 20
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    Has Dan used the alias ‘Mummy’s boy’ yet? I suggested that one.

  21. 21
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    Judging from Call me Dave expression Nigel Evans is standing behind him.

  22. 22
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    Oh and ‘one eyed trouser snake’ that’s one of my suggestions too

  23. 23
    ANON says:

    Interesting article about how the SNP and its Yes campaign is being funded by one family.

  24. 24
    bingley bongley says:

    Farrage should be reminded he is the Sid Vicious of UK politics

    Supporters do not want slick public schools boys we want some blood snot and sick

  25. 25
    LibLabCon party machine says:

    An ordinary family who can easily prove where their money came from donating money to a political party.
    Unheard of.

  26. 26
    Lord Sir Baron Tristram Hunt MP says:

    Look the order of the line of succession is simple. David Cameron for 5 more years then me in 2020 leading “Newer Labour”!

  27. 27
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Expression – what tf are the DM doing running a leader comment which has the words “Freedom of Expression” in it or have they realised the error of their ways and that the public don’t listen when they have only banged on about freedom of speech?

    i am not going to write out article 19 of the Universal Declartion of Human Rights (1948) you you all ought to bl00dy well know by now.

    Cite it often and always.

  28. 28
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Goggle could of course just ignore the ecj – and wtf would the ecj (A fake in all its guises) do then – cry, stamp their feet?

  29. 29
    thostids says:

    She signed the documents. She can read. She could have resigned. She didn’t. Guilty.

  30. 30
    Axel The Rod says:

    Hunt you homo Hunt I’ll see you later for that disloyalty!

    Although if you pay me enough I’ll make sure the Tories win big!

  31. 31
    Dave Miliband says:

    Hunt and Axel Prick – I’ll kick both your arses. I am the true leader after my dipshit of abrother loses the next election. I will abolish the unions too and kick Twatson and Balls up their nostrils the fuckwits!

  32. 32
    Vince Cable says:

    LBC? Never heard of it.

  33. 33
    Socialism is theft says:

    Farage is the William Wallace of British politics.

  34. 34
    HandyCock @priory says:

    No …i did it first

  35. 35
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    Is that Murdoch’s 30 pieces of silver jingle jangling in your pocket Guido,

    Fuck off to the Sun and write about Tulisa’s side boob, and how great a PM Dave is

    You C U N T

  36. 36
    Jack Ketch says:

    Jack Ketch says “Hi!”.
    It was me wot won it.

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