May 2nd, 2014

Sunday People Trolls Sky News Paper Review


  1. 1
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Like it!

    In a certain way… :-)

  2. 2
    non taxable pikey says:

    “David Cameron is to promise to “make sure” UK voters get a referendum on whether to leave the European Union.”

    The central comment in the above photograph says all that needs to be said about Cameron’s promise.

  3. 3
    Drummond Base says:

    What’s UKIP’s policy on the Pfizer-Astrazeneca takeover?

    Do they welcome Britain’s open and free capital markets where foreign companies can buy up British assets?

    Or do they resent foreign buyers taking control of British companies?

  4. 4
    Nigel Evans says:

    Me first

  5. 5
    Ockham's Razor says:

    When someone buys an asset, think about what happens in the other part of the same deal.

  6. 6
    Anon & Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    All of this plus Constance & Max will both be up before the beak
    today for sentencing

    Its going to be another fun filled day

  7. 7
    Concrete Jungle says:

    The race is on to see who can cover the country in concrete at the fastest pace

    Not only does it hurt when you use concrete but it burns when used wet

  8. 8
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    The eu have been doing this to the UK for years. the eu empire is about to die with UKIP here and the French right.

  9. 9
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    + 25M

    And tell CMDD to shuve it sideways without Vasilene !

  10. 10
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    I agree, Cameron is more interested in the legalisation of bumsex marriage than getting us out of the eu empire.

  11. 11

    The Conservatives can say whatever they like, their stupid enough to leave it this late…..Nobody believes them…..NOBODY.

  12. 12
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Exothermic reaction…the burns can be life changing.

  13. 13
    Beware of Camereon's referendum says:

    People just do not get it.

    Cameron’s EU referendum which he will win with a yes vote to stay in. Means Britain eventually adopting the EURO and signing full sovereignty over to Brussels.

  14. 14
    Bog Paper says:

    Indeed, even the Broken Biscuit Carperation agree:
    Pfizer said it wanted to establish its corporate and tax residence in the UK, as well as its European headquarters.

  15. 15
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    It would be my pleasure,thank you so much.

  16. 16
    CCHQ says:

    That must be a party political broadcast on behalf of the Conservative Party.

    Bumsex is number 1 on our list of priorities.

  17. 17
    Mr Justice Stephen Rawley says:

    Oh vaguely caught briscoe being found guilty in a very small segment at the back of our national broadcasters flagship news programme, clearly far less important than the drug related death of a talentless, over indulged Z lister and of course the latest UKIP smears. Can’t imagine why they didn’t go large on a female, nigerian, lib dem connected judge being proven to be a deceitful lying huhne/price. Going to be interesting if the libel court revisits the decision in her favour against her mother who had accused her of lieing in her autobiography.
    Still at least she has a new career ahead of her courtesy of the bbc and guardian after she has had her 2 week holiday

  18. 18
    Cameron can not be trusted with Britain's sovereignty says:

    You do realise that Cameron will win his referendum and keep Britain in the EU. And worse his yes vote will be a green light for the Europhiles to finish the job off and enter the Euro zone and turn Westminster into a European parish council.

  19. 19
    Despicable says:

    Peter Hain makes my skin crawl.

  20. 20
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    I bemoan the hike in rental prices, but I say nothing about uncontrolled mass immigration and Muslim birth rates that have caused this.

  21. 21
    Ah! Paxo's stuffed says:

    Piers Morgan calls Jeremy Paxman a ‘smug weasel’

  22. 22
    Common Man says:

    ‘Stick it up your arse’

    The Conservative 2015 manifesto.

  23. 23
    Max Clifford, Constance Briscoe, Gerry A*ams says:

    We going to chokey!

  24. 24
    It is just a word says:

    They were discussing Clarkson saying n1gger on a BBC outtake that had bean leaked onto the internet. So bad did they think this word that they said it was unmentionable even in the newsroom.

    Well they should grow up. It is just a word FFS and until recently it was on everyone’s tongue and not even considered a swear word. That is until the race industry turned it into a goldmine for lawyers and Guardianistas.

  25. 25
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    It’s just a sham promise, what he really means is “vote for me in 2015 please please oh please”

  26. 26
    Forrest-Ed Gump says:

    Lootenant Dan!

  27. 27
    Ah! AZ shareowner says:

    True ;)

  28. 28
    Dwayne says:

    I beg for forgiveness for calling people whiteys.

  29. 29
    Ah! Cherry Blossom says:

    …and we had to rename our most famous polish.

  30. 30
    Herman Van Rumpouy says:

    church hall committee actually.

  31. 31
    Hmmm says:

    That works on sooo many levels.

  32. 32
    Always Use A Condom says:

    Tried Green Concrete but stick & foliage give better results

  33. 33
    inside out says:

    Pot Kettle Black…oops

  34. 34
    Bert says:




  35. 35
    The Robinson's G0lly says:

    And what about me, FFS?

  36. 36
    and... says:

  37. 37
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    CCHQ has demonstrated yet again there complete utter fcuking contempt
    & disdain for UK population who are continually treated as inferior rabble
    by these out of touch Old Eto*nian Bull*ington To*ffs while they all hide
    away in there deep under ground bunker, scared to put there heads out
    in case there are confronted with the reality of Nigel Farage UKIP !!!

    Its time for real change not more of the same from the triumvirate of
    nobbled old nags aka Cons*LieLabor*LebDims Anti-Demicracy Alliance

    VOTE UKIP…….

  38. 38
    The Growler says:

    Why bother Fawkesy, Just a case on the pot calling the kettle black, both lots are the lowest common demominator, squabble between snotty-nosed kids playing in the mud, or “professional” footballers throwing mud pies at each other.

  39. 39

    Pfizer has form on this kind of thing. They royally raped the Swedish when they took over Pharmacia, and they’ll work the same mix of promises they have no intention of keeping once they’ve got hold of the R&D in this takeover. For a start, if they establish the corporate and tax residence in UK, the FDA will make their lives a living hell until they move back to the US. AZ shareholders will do OK out of a hostile takeover. The Country will suffer.

  40. 40
    Fred the Parasite says:

    I don’t even get enough benefits to buy eggs to chuck at people. I have to get them from foodbanks. It’s a disgrace.

  41. 41
    The Growler says:

    “David Cameron is to promise to “make sure” UK voters get a referendum on whether to leave the European Union.” Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, and we all have experience of Cast Iron Dave’s guarantees, how long can he keep promising to do something with the knowledge he will in all probability not carry it out.

  42. 42
  43. 43
    Chris Mould says:

    No I love it, it gets me more money to open more.

  44. 44
    JH-230912384590231 says:

    Methinks things are on the turn and some… ‘groups’ have rather overplayed their hand.

    The backlash is going to be hilarious.

  45. 45
    Anna Botty says:

    I am Labour and pro immigration but I try so hard not to hide it.


  46. 46
    From Gutter Press to WI says:

    Since leveson and the lefties’s attack on the Murdoch press. Sky news and the Sun have been instructed to provide very politically correct paper reviewers.

    It’s almost as if they are reporting for the church times, so keen not to offend are they.

  47. 47
    Adam Bolton says:

    I can fit 5 people in my jacket.

  48. 48
    More balls than the rest of them put together says:

  49. 49
    Anon says:

    What was the name of that meeting everyone went to a couple of years ago and the media couldn’t get anywhere near that mansion in the country……..

    Whoever chaired that meeting is controlling the country.

  50. 50
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Just look at

    Dave is continuing the appalling work of Gorgon and Bollux.

    He is a classic ConLibLabber.


  51. 51
    Gerry Adams says:

    One day, The Mc4nns will be charged with wasting police time. At say £50 per man hour, it should be enough to build a few jails.

  52. 52
    The British media are cunts says:

    What Clarkson needs to work out is someone in the BBC wants him gone, who had access to the outtake? Remember what happened to Gray and Keys at Sky? Someone was leaking unaired footage to the press.

    If I were Clarkson I would quit. He’s rich enough. They’d be better off just doing Top Gear specials straight to DVD like they often do now.

    Let the BBC start a new motoring show, with a Muslim, a black lesbian and a gayer. I’m sure it will be highly popular for the BBC..or not.

  53. 53
    @hateliebour says:

    At the moment no change then, it’s already a European parish council.

  54. 54
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Can’t begin soon enough.

  55. 55
    The British media are cunts says:

    The same people do it on the BBC and Sky. Same reviewers every week. All part of the media establishment.

    Utter waste of time.

  56. 56
    Jeremy Sterling says:

    Fucking schwartzas! Come to Israel, we treat them like dogs.

  57. 57
    The Growler says:

    Probably more like getting rid of non repatriated profits to a big tax take from the US. Small shareholders have really have no say and are ignored, big pension funds, and investment companies hold most of the shares, why Pfizer are running to number 10 I do not really know, as it is supposed to be a commercial transaction. A big company taking over another big company obviously means that somewhere along the line jobs will go, it will be a first if it is otherwise.

  58. 58
    Building burgers is bad for you says:

    I’m still here – and I can’t image to whom it is you refer.

  59. 59
    The Growler says:

    I your dreames Nigella

  60. 60
    Fred the pensioner says:

    But what would we oldies do without our daily fix of lefty empty-headed bimbos? We need to find our comedy somewhere!

  61. 61
    @hateliebour says:

    I think, thank you mr Camoron for your promises, but as with Liebour and the Libcraps, you are just a set of lieing t urds, whose time has come to go and find a job cleaning out the sewers along with the rest of the hangers on in the house of corruption, you and the rest of your gang, have not served the British public but have served your EU masters, we don’t want you or need you anymore .

  62. 62
    Jeremy Klaptrap says:

    My wife’s dad’s dog was called Schwartza, and got the VC fighting the nazi fuzzy wuzzies.

  63. 63
    Call Me Dave says:

    And I’ll just keep funding SwP thugs to intimidate anyone who disagrees.

  64. 64
    The Growler says:

    Not just the EU masters, but chiefly themselves

  65. 65
    Lard Prescott says:

    Are you thinking of a bulking up contest lad?

  66. 66
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Msg for MC, Dodgey judge jailed , 16months, one down,two to go,but got to switch R5 off,it is pathetic!

  67. 67
    A Grouniad / Bullshit 'n Biased Corpse / Axis of Evil says:

    tch tch tch!!!

    You forgot the slut single muvva of 3
    the transgender something or other
    the ones that will fuck anything

    am sure there must be more

  68. 68
    Something in the woodpile says:

    Good idea. Probably not more than 10 people had direct access to that footage – and as it was not even shown, had it not been leaked nobody would have been any the wiser about its existence.

    Perhaps the people concerned were trained by the MET Special Branch? Time for Jeremy to put the Katz among the pigeons

  69. 69
    A woomun ob culla, she says:

    it am all de fult ob de whitey – dem jellus ob me booty

  70. 70
    David_Thimbleby says:

    I really stuck it up the Ass with that question to Ukip last night. Didn’t I?
    Funny how the other three parties did not want to take up the bait.
    At rehearsals I asked who wanted the first opportunity at Ukip bashing nobody volunteered.
    So, to break the deadlock I started with Eenie meenie miney Mo……………

  71. 71
    Suzanne, UKIP star with a certain charm says:

    Shove your promise up yer arse. We are not listening, what are we, goldfish with four seconds of memory?

  72. 72
    Oh, really? says:

    The Sunday People. Where quality never counts.

  73. 73
    Hang 'em high - REALLY HIGH!! (own piano supplied) says:

    Come round the back lads, – I’ve got a surprise waiting for you

  74. 74
    Dogged Dave says:

    You are mishearing, the dog is called Nigel. (Turns to Equalties Minister.)….is that PC enough and vetted?

  75. 75
    Scumbag says:

    Cameron will recommend exit from the EU because 80% of Tory funds come from the City of London and they wish to remain global financial players without interference by the EU. Manufacturing and the rest of us can fuck off and die.
    Think back to his ‘special interest’ pleas for bankers’ bonus retention. “We need these people” he wailed. His father, Donald Cameron was a stockbroker who had massive offshore investment funds (outside the EU of course).

    As for ‘bum-sex marriage’, he is bowing to the wishes of an undisclosed number of MPs who are homosexual.

    With Cameron, self-interest is the highest possible motive.

  76. 76
    Funambulist says:

    You used to be able to go into any paint/DIY shop and buy a tin of dark brown paint called ni**er. Will the bien pensants soon be calling for Nigerians to change the name of their country?

  77. 77
    Village Idiot says:

    …This country can no longer claim to uphold “Free Speech”: For the present,lefty types have won ,on R5 they repeated it twice and then recited it just to be sure,then came the pathetic outrage!….In the news we have a judge jailed,we saw video of radicalised muslims,so called British,executing,but lets lead on someone who uttered a word that is now by dint of the left ,not allowed!…Rappers beware,black people beware,you will be next to be pulled up!

  78. 78
    @hateliebour says:

    No you lost yet again, you proved your credentials and instead of a programme that discussed why UKIP has got so far in the polls, you and the hand picked loons decided that racism, the overused tv word took priority, UKIP had already answered that question time and time again, it made lousy tv, you lost, Question Time lost as a public tv debate, like the rest of the establishment and media you have your head in the sand the British public are yet again leaving you behind, time Davey boy to retire.

  79. 79
    Village Idiot says:

    …Yes,it would be dull,but they just keep giving,today,it,s outrage over a mumbled word from two years ago,that was never aired,but repeatedly repeated by the bbc and R5,and,i believe,splashed in the mirror!…More reason to vote UKIP,as the “Establishment” has really lost all sense of reality!

  80. 80
    Tory Head Office says:

    No need for that.

    Bend over, and we’ll stick it up for you.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Suzanne takes you down to
    her place near the river
    You can hear the boats go by
    You can spend the night beside her
    And you know that she’s half crazy
    But that’s why you want to be there

  82. 82
    Wussell Bland says:

    That’s bollocks, Pfizer would be off to Luxembourg and the 0 profit tax-shelter before you could shout “racist”.

  83. 83
    Max says:


  84. 84
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    Ah, yes, the ‘hold’ music used by the Dignitas switchboard!

  85. 85
    Trolling for points says:

    You need your head testing, your type spend a lot of time bemoaning the politically correct knob heads they try to change the words of bah bah black sheep. Yet you betray yourself for the same stupidity by saying that the N word is just a word.

    Below is a link to a song called prejudice by Tim Minchin. Watch it then research the word and find out why nobody should use it. I have friend in his 50s (black chap) who in the middle of pub took a 20odd year old black lad aside and explained why he was an idiot for using the word. Before your standard retort of but they use it…

    Jeremy Clarkson has come out and said he didn’t even say the word nor would he ever because he himself finds it abhorrent.

    I like Guidos blog, I really dislike a lot of the ignorant uniformed commentary that goes with it.

  86. 86
    Philagain says:

    I’ll stick it up mine for a fiver.

  87. 87
    Jack Ketch says:

    So ‘ere’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your ‘ome in the Soudan;
    You’re a pore benighted ‘eathen but a first-class fightin’ man;
    We gives you your certificate, an’ if you want it signed
    We’ll come an’ ‘ave a romp with you whenever you’re inclined

  88. 88
    Noddy says:

    I used to have a friend called “Golly” until the politically correct brigade said that if I did not ditch him I was finished.

  89. 89
    BBC Production Planning says:

    The BBC regrets to announce that veteran presenter David Dimbleby died–in 1989. The animatronic puppet, retrieved from the “Spitting Images” prop cupboard that has been used on “Question Time” since that date, has ceased to work in an acceptable manner and no spare parts can be found. Therefore the Corporation has proposed to replace the animatronic Dimbleby with the remains of Jeremy Paxman that are, at this very moment, being preserved in formaldehyde and stuffed with directives from the labour Party policy unit. We anticipate that a sparkling new version of QT will be launched towards the end of the year, just about management remuneration increase time.

  90. 90
    Enid Blyton's estate says:

    Yes, Mr Golly lost his job running the Toytown garage and was replaced with the White racist Mr Sparks, in an incredible display of Apartheid job reservation. Mrs Golly and the young Miss Golly and Master Golly also vanished–they were reported to have gone to their home in Darkietown, but since 1969 that town has disappeared from the map. It all suggests that Noddy’s world was actually situated in the Transvaal and the Gollys and Darkietown fell foul of the Job Reservation and Forced Removals Acts. Young Master Golly may have his revenge though, since he has grown into a man, he is reported to have embarked on a TV and entertainment career although he has been embroiled in controversy since he complained that there are too many Elves and Gnomes on TV.

  91. 91
    A real lefty. says:

    An accurate summary. But Britain out of the EU will still have to do what the EU (or the US or the new CCCP) tell them. Ask the Swiss! Money talks and the UK is broke.

  92. 92
    A real lefty. says:

    Pfizer developed viagra in th UK. And then closed the labs (in Kent) for tax reasons. They will rip off the UK an reduce one of our remaining success stories.

  93. 93
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Beware of Krafty US corporations asset stripping British companies.

  94. 94
    Roger in Croatia says:

    SKY really is the ‘Daily Star’ of TV news, pandering to the lowest tabloid instincts.

  95. 95
    Scrat says:

    I’ll give you one for free.

  96. 96

    They are an international pharmaceutical company not a charity !

  97. 97
    eny mene miney and Mo says:


  98. 98
    Guy Gibson VC says:

    The Mohne gone, What’s the PC password operator.

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