April 15th, 2014

GIF: Decline of the Dead Tree Press


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Should be wiped out in a few years thank god.

  2. 2
    Guido Forks says:

    More than 7 million newspapers sold every single day. Not bad.

  3. 3
    The MSM are cunts says:

    C’unts who peddle neocon libertarian propaganda get what they deserve in the end.

    Vive le internet!

  4. 4
    Speaker of truth says:

    Doesn’t stop you taking money off the dead see press thou does it greedo?

  5. 5
    The Sport says:

    The Sport is only 15p – 5p less than The Sun!

  6. 6
    Tom says:

    Then who needs L eveson?

  7. 7
    As maybe says:

    Sorry to say but my favourite blog (order order) has slipped in my ratings after it’s (known to be false evidence) attack on Farage Still voting UKIP

  8. 8
    Sue Denim says:

    You’re supposed to start the y axis at 80,000.

  9. 9
    Andrew Efiong says:

    What happens if you include their web readers? I suspect the curve goes up!

    Isn’t the Daily Mail one of the most read websites in the world?

  10. 10
    Piers Morgan says:

    Your voicemail is as boring as hell.

  11. 11
    c777 says:

    I wonder what the true figures are for, say BBC news?

  12. 12
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Where’s the conflict?

  13. 13
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    To be meaningful you would only have to include paid for websites. The Daily Mail website is free of course.

  14. 14
    Ah! where's my line says:

    Where’s the Blog incline?

  15. 15
    Ah! Google says:

    Can’t translate C’unts.

  16. 16
    Maria Miller says:

    Oscar Pistorius asked me to share his poem on this blog

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Please do not shoot
    It’s me on the loo

  17. 17
    President Pootn says:

    In the Ukraine

  18. 18
    Gay Fawkes says:

    Are you one of those strange, nerdy science types?

  19. 19
    message to the msm says:

    Leveson, another nail in the coffin lid.

  20. 20
    Mornington Crescent says:

    10 inches when erect, darling.

  21. 21
    Oscar Pistolius says:

    “I sharted at her to get art of my harse, me ladee”…sob, cry, sob…”er…I meant I sharted at him to get art of my harse, me ladee”…sob, cry and sob again.

  22. 22
    BirdWatcher says:

    “Should be wiped out in a few years thank god.” – to be replaced by SkyNews??? What a lot of shit that is – Propaganda-News-Are-us

  23. 23
    Truthteller says:

    Report Establishment spin and lies and this is what happens.

  24. 24
    Captain Haddock says:

    Printed newspapers have had their chips.

  25. 25
    We all know you anti-gay righties are closet booty fans says:

  26. 26
    Moley says:

    Declining readership?

    Possibly that has something to do with the Telegraph’s new editorial policy of insulting its readership’s intelligence at every available opportunity.

    What is interesting is the number of strings the EU can pull when it wants the “right” result in referenda and elections.

    They don’t want to lose those fat salaries and expenses and their enormous pensions; that is their motivation.

    However; the unemployed youth of Europe are in far greater numbers and have a rather more pressing need.

  27. 27
    A Daily Star reader says:

    The Daily Star is only 15p a day too in paper form.

    And online e-editions are only £4.99 per month compared to The Sun+ price of £8.67 per month!

  28. 28
    Ah! but says:

    Bells mark Hillsborough anniversary.

    Maybe, but you can’t really expect Jamesons to sponsor it.

  29. 29
    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    Awarding the Pulitzer to Maria Miller is a disgrace

  30. 30
    shit stabbing news says:

    Did they make a bum baby?

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Indeed, you are so right. What is it with you Guido- who do you really support?

  32. 32
    cheche says:

    ha ha vg

  33. 33
    We all know you anti-gay righties are closet booty fans says:

    I don’t know. Maybe you should ask some esteemed Tory heteros like Harvey Proctor, friend of Maggie, or Crispin Blunt, friend of Maggie, or Derek Laud, friend of and speechwriter to Maggie, Michael Portillio, friend of Maggie, or Alan Duncan, friend of Maggie.

  34. 34
    read the instructions on the tin says:

    Guido is anti politics in general you dweebs.

  35. 35
    shit stabbing news says:

    I don’t care what colour they come in, pink or blue, they’re all making bum babies out of shit.

  36. 36
    Wobbly Bristols says:

    You forgot the ixpletives, me ladee.

    “I sharted at her to get art of my fickin harse, me ladee”…sob, cry, sob…”er…I meant I sharted at him to get art of my fickin harse, me ladee”…sob, cry and sob again.

  37. 37
    non taxable pikey says:

    Especially since the EU banned the use of newspapers to wrap them in. 10% of the population buy newspapers. Says it all, comprehensively Fkd. Sell your shares now.

  38. 38
    non taxable pikey says:

    Only for salacious gossip.

  39. 39
    BBC News Editor says:

    We don’t have to sell – we get paid for nothing.

  40. 40
    Lord Stansted says:

    He’s pointing out that the graph is drawn incorrectly. Can’t you see that?

  41. 41
    Lord Stansted says:

    How many times has the list of the fallen been read out?

  42. 42
    Bosun Higgs says:

    It would be interesting to know the age profile of newspaper buyers. My impression is that you don’t see newspapers in the homes of those under thirty, just as they don’t have landline phones.

  43. 43
    Sue Denim says:

    Just going on by how Guido normally draws his graphs.

  44. 44
    Editor of the Sun says:

    More tits Guido, more tits I tell you

    Or should we highlight dildos and strapons now?

  45. 45
    Toilet paprr producer says:

    Perhaps tabloid papers are more expensive than arsewipes nowadays

    Used to be the other way round

  46. 46
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Smartphones are the death knell. There’s no longer any point to taking a big slab of paper onto the train.

  47. 47
    Right Full Rudder says:

    You woofters just have to believe that everyone secretly likes it up the arse, don’t you?

  48. 48
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The rate of decline in print media is exactly inverse to the rate of growth in Italian villa prices.

  49. 49
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Which is why they want Leveson to apply to online too.

  50. 50
    Polly Toynbee says:

    Are you on the lookout for a villa in Tuscany because I’m selling mine? I’ve found a gorgeous clifftop mansion overlooking the Amalfi coast where I could better relax and write my columns about poverty and inequality in Britain.

  51. 51
    broderick crawford says:

    I hope free papers will still be available otherwise how to wrap our chips ?

  52. 52
    What are all these "Unauthorised Overdraft" charges on my Bank statement? says:

    So the online version of the Star is more expensive than the paper.

    But surely the Sun costs £1 per month … that’s what Gheedough told me.

  53. 53
    Sir James Savile OBE says:

    I read the Mail for the scantily dressed 14-year-old daughters of celebrities.

  54. 54
    London Underground says:

    Dear Maria,

    We would be interested in publishing a series of your poems in our trains and tube stations if you think you could make ones that scan less well

  55. 55
    Woofter says:

    Right full rudder?

    That’s what *you* want.

  56. 56
    Multiple property-owning politicians says:

    People under thirty don’t own homes any more

  57. 57
    Di Rear says:

    Mr Fawkes. You, in my mind have now lost all credibility. I thought that this blog was a refreshing change from the dross spouted by the likes of the telegraph, mail, guardian, channel 4, bbc, etc.
    You have now shown yourself to be about on a par with the MSM dross, with you obvious pro establishment bias,. You’re a fraud Guido Fawkes !

  58. 58
    how do you get 100 scousers into a mini cooper? lock its hubcaps in the glove compartment says:

    does that mean you c u n t s are going to stop ramming the fucking holocaust down our throats?

    thought not.

  59. 59
    licenced to shill says:

    surely you mean used to nail scantily clad 14 years olds? course not. guess they would be too old for you. fucking monster. course m@rk th()mpson never knew nowt, even though he became director of television at the beeb the same month that infamous bbc2 doc “when louis met j[mmy” was first broadcast.

    here’s a pic of someone who very much looks like the former beeb dg in a hot tub. happy fucking new year you complete fucking wanker!

  60. 60
    Damn de lyin' and Murdock - don't mind if I do says:

    It’s Guido’s way of hastening its demise.

  61. 61
  62. 62

    Today has been fun. It seems unless you write adoringly about UKIP you are part of the conspiracy. Nuts.

  63. 63
    llareggub says:

    I have to say I was slightly put out when anarcho-Guido came out as a CCHQ plant. Still the best thing out there mind. Any good new interesting blogs?

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    For over 40 years I have had and read every available issue of the Daily Telegraph ,last December I cancelled my subscription because reading the “telegraph” was not compatible with being a member of UKIP.
    Neither will I spend money with organisations which support a Federal States of Europe, Mr Branson.

  65. 65
    Love Puppie says:

    yep. Cheaper than Andrex

  66. 66
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Tells you all you need to know about UKIP’s online following.

  67. 67
    Julian Gibb says:

    Aljahzeera / RT etc these give world coverage and good in depth articles.
    The BBC is now worse than SKY.

    As for print – the internet has highlighted what it really was – opinion and attempts at opinion forming. The end can’t come quick enough.

  68. 68
    Morning Star says:

    Papers like the Mail and the Express are just advertorials anyway with celeb pictures alongside the latest propaganda handout from their bosses in tl avis and New york. They certainly are not fighting for truth and justice.

  69. 69
    Taxfodder says:

    Wrong kind of Mud Guido….

  70. 70
    gerrydorrian66 says:

    Good point – the tweet will inherit the press!

  71. 71
    Now wash your hands says:

    The News Of The World used to fit perfectly on the nail in our lavatory toilet. Cannot use either glossy magazines or Private Eye.

  72. 72
    I fucked up! says:

    spite + backtracking = Guido?

  73. 73
    I fucked up! says:

    Don’t try to rewrite history.
    Have some self-respect and admit you fucked up.

    You don’t have to write adoringly about them, you just have to follow a simple rule – get your fucking facts right, and don’t hop onto a bandwagon.

    You’ve spent all week trying to throw mud at UKIP, but you haven’t found anything.
    If you had found some actual dirt and slung it properly, it would have stuck, and plenty of people would be excited and interested.

    You just sound like a sulking child… crying wolf over UKIP does nothing for your credibility… nor does assuming that every kipper is tribal.

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    “Decline of the Dead Tree Press”
    Once they translated the written word from Latin into English, the die was cast. The ability to notice contradictions in a narrative is a factor of familiarity. Hence Sir Gove’s sacred quest, to return the population to a dark age.

Media Reader

Page 3 and the Art of the Self-Pity Statement | Guardian
Here is What a 7 Way Debate Sounds Like | BBC
Poll: Sun Readers Want Page 3 to Stay | Business Insider
The Sun: An Apology | Press Gazette
More Women Prosecuted For Telly Tax | Mail
Je Suis Page 3 | Toby Young
Page 3 Website Enjoys Huge Surge in Traffic | Media Guardian
No One Was Ever Forced to Read Page 3 | Will Walter
Why is Roy Greenslade Doing Labour’s Dirty Work? | Peter Oborne
Today’s Actual Sun Page 3 | Media Guido
Has the Sun Scrapped Page 3? | Guardian

Find out more about PLMR AD-MS

George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,716 other followers