April 11th, 2014

What Do the Tories Offer a Working Class Kid From Rochdale?


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    Speaker of truth says:

    Alongside all of the old Etonians as the pet poor bloke and ethnic minority.

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    Baldy Watch says:

    Obviously not a wig.

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    Gay Mafia Don says:

    All the others are in the closet.

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    Crunchy Bits says:

    They have to try and balance all those toffs somehow, and he won’t have to fake an accent in the same way as La Cooper.

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    Fruitcake says:

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    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    He is a very able and talented MP ,with real experience of the outside world.

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    This seems to be exploitation of that fine young man.

    I am not sure that I approve.

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    Anonymous says:

    They’ll put a Roma in the cabinet next.

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    Gollum says:

    It’s me!!

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    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    Indeed in Banking

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    Ed Balls says:


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    FrankFisher says:

    He was a bit crap on Question Time though.

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    Barry Scott says:

    What came first… the PR ad campaign idea, or the cabinet appointment?

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    realspin says:

    Shouldn’t that be “we”…?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I’m afraid no matter how good he is, unless he’s facing another baldy like Chuka, the British voters don’t tend to vote for bald leaders (Haig,IDS,Kinnock).

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:


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    The two muppets. says:

    He is a first class hard working constituency member of Parliament .

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    Gracie Fields says:

    Either that or government agencies so piss poor they allow them to be groomed and gang raped. Mixed bag this opportunities in Rochdale lark.

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    alanbstardmp says:

    looks like a working class foreign thief

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    alanbstardmp says:


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    Ffrank says:

    Oh the gay one!

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    The two muppets. says:

    And finance generally .

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    Cilit Bangra says:

    What are his views on gay marriage?

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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Watch the facts about EU membership and UK laws (this is really good) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-6fZa8Vok

    Hear ! Hear !

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    Fishy says:

    He must have done OK on QT last night, given the number of times he was interrupted by Dumblebore.

    Fellow panelist, Harman of course wasn’t interrupted at all, despite the fact that the dissembling hypocrite tried to make partisan comments about the way ALL MPs had their expenses dealt with.

    Harman screwed over the Standards Committee (Chaired by one of hers), making a blatantly opportunistic point about Miller’s only having to pay back £5.8k of the original £40k overclaim. Harman would have been briefed beforehand and would have known that the amount repayable had been recalculated and reduced on receipt of further information – something that the independent Commissioner agreed with.

    Harman epitomises the bandwagon jumping, vacuous, opportunist Labour Party at its worst – with no policies and no ideas they’d sell their Granny for a bandwagon.

    And there’s no reason to believe that Dumblebore was unaware of the facts about the recalculation – and being BBC royalty, It wasn’t surprising that he failed to pull Harman up.

    Harman has disfigured British politics for too long. It’s time the hypocrite retired to spend more time in the kitchen (baking PIEs).

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    Bil says:

    Ooh look let’s make our one and only Ethnic our poster boy so the plebs of UKIP don’t eradicate us in the North.

    UKIP or going to lay waste to the Tory vote in working class constituancies.

    Too late Tory Eton Toffs, UKIP are now too powerful.

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    Gypsy Rose Flint says:

    They have one in the shadow cabinet.

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    Jack the Ripper says:

    Has that pic been cropped to remove the slight point at the top of his head?


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    Yvette Cooper says:

    Pet? Pet.

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    Bil says:

    Why not ask Nigel ‘You know you want it’ Evans

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    Shazza Law says:

    I presume they have checked that he is squeaky clean.

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    Fucking dis custard says:

    I wish he would change his name. Fred Smith sounds nice

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    Bil says:

    Cameron’s Pukka Wallah

    Boy …. Boy ….. get me another glass of Champagne

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    Shazbot Nanu Nanu says:

    Martian ears too.

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    Wanna buy some sand? says:

    I also wish he’d declare which ‘culture’ he is going to encourage; ours or his?

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    Mike Yarwood says:

    He looks a bit like IDS in that photo.

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    Bil says:

    Gays, Asian Spivs and Maria ‘because I’m worth it’ Miller.

    This will go down a storm in the posh conservative clubs in the Home Counties.

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    Competition Idea says:

    Following this idea for heavy metal followers:


    Which is more Prime-Ministerial: The owner or the cat ?

    Hands down, Larry gets it – Dave is just a pussy.

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    Sally Bercow says:

    A Muppet in a Muppet Government.

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Class war. It’s all the socialists have got.

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    Hang all Tories says:

    Another one whose only job description is to click his heels and carry out Van Rumpoy’s orders from Brussels.

    All Tories are traitors to Great Britain

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Nemesis. says:

    Put him in the cabinet next to the egg cups.

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    How out of touch can the elite get? says:

    Fraser Nelson writes this of Sajid Javid, the latest government minister. ” a boy raised in poverty”.

    Fraser uses the word poverty because his dad was a bus driver. Now I grew up with a couple of friends who’s Dads worked on the buses and neither did I think they lived in poverty nor did they. All three of us went to Grammar by the way.

    Is this how the London elite see the rest of us who come from normal backgrounds and lead normal lives. Living in poverty?


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    MacGuffin says:

    Yes, so long as that kid first works in the City and manages £3m a year first. Then they’ll take him.

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    Hang all Tories says:

    The ‘religion of peace’ now has a minister in government.

    Expect Sharia proclamations soon.

    How could the tory party sink so low in the manure under Cameron?

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    Hang all Tories says:

    Yep, because they did such a thorough job on Maria Miller didn’t they

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    Sajid's Fan says:

    More like a modern day G’handi, a peaceful revolutionary force for good in the Department of the best Culture on Earth, a beacon shining bright from the highest Minaret across the gentle Isle’s marking passage to the new J’erusalem.

    As I’sa was of humble beginnings, so to is J’avid – The blood mingling of D’avid and J’esus appointed this Easter after the stone of Miller has been pushed aside was pre-ordained.

    HE shall lead the cult of sodomites to their promised land of perfection, and restore the dignity of Cameron to its rightful place upon the altar of public opinion.

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    Javid Cameron says:

    My proudest achievement as Prime Minister.

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    Maximus says:

    Culture thereof.

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    UKIPPER says:

    You have to pass a lie test for these jobs to make sure you are good at telling them

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    No matter how it might upset the lefty liberal Guardian reading class we will NEVER tolerate an ethnic as prime minister.

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    Willy Vague says:

    It’s been proven beyond doubt the public does not vote for slaphead politicians.

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    David Cameron says:

    Yep. We had to check first he wasn’t one of those awful middle classes but turned he was a millionaire so we gave him a tax cut and welcomed him with open arms.

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    The Great British Public says:

    Who looks like “mini me”…

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    Exploitation ? says:

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    The Great British Public says:

    Next to the Dutchman probably and opposite the Joooish Polish leader of the opposition.

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    Europe Does not have an army...Nick Clegg says:

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    Shooty* says:

    I fear the inevitable take over as much as the next man, but it won’t be through Sajid.

    I’m afraid, my friend, you’re over-reacting in this case.

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    Nigel Evan's naughty little winkle says:

    Aw c’mon! This does not even sound like SC. He is never not sure…

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    The Windrush Square that Chuka won't show you. says:

    The Windrush Square that Chuka won’t show you.

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    The Windrush Square that Chuka won't show you. says:

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    Apthorpe says:

    Rare indeed let’s hope he’s not being set up for a fall, the Conservative Party does little to project the notion of excellence as the only qualification these days to its top table. The Conservative Party should be the only party that is able to deliver on social mobility and matching opportunities to ambition, too often of late it looks like a complacent clique of odd balls in an institution that is even odder.

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    and then there was Thatcher says:

    They used to say that about women.

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    Creepy Nigel says:

    Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t want to wake him up!

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    Little men playing at being big men says:

    As I won’t be voting LibLabCon, I don’t really care if they give him a job cleaning the HOC loo’s, I presume that’s one of the duties for the culture wallah, I think Maria Miller musn’t have done a good job and was sacked or she quit maybe they should have paid her a bit more.

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    Michael Crick says:

    Why are there no white faces in that picture?

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    just saying says:

    Labour trolls busy here today.

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    Even if just 0.000000000000007 % of our laws were made in Brussels it would be 0.000000000000007 too many.

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    Innit? says:

    Is that a whitey in the pink van in the background, How did that effnick minority get in there?

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    P'd off tax payer says:

    Working Class maybe, but what are they really saying and is it really the working class vote or another demographic they’re chasing here?

    It could backfire on both counts as hasn’t he denounced something?

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    Another working class lad from Rochdale says:

    Can I be in it?

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    The Politics of Star Trek says:

    Never wear a redshirt

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    Please Explain says:

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    A Tiny, Tiny Army says:

    It’s less than a platoon.

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    Marias Expenses Slushfund says:

    Wow Cameron certainly knows how to win over the Northern white working class doesn’t he.

    That’ll really show UKIP whose the man!

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    This one reason alone is enough to justify an immediate withdrawal from the EUSSR,the signs are becoming clearer that our own armed forces are being dragged down to the same levels of training and competence that we have come to expect from the likes of Italy , Belgium, Ireland, or Portugal.

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    Could it be one of those lesions often exhibited by AIDS sufferers.

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    Anonymous says:

    He looks like a Mekon.

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    William "10 pints" Hague says:

    I made it (somehow).

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Can we expect the EUSSR army to invade after the referendum?

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    Anonymous says:

    Fraser nelson is wanking himself into a frenzy over this appointment.

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    It's my story and I'm sticking to it says:

    I was bending over to have a drink from the toilet bowl when I slipped.

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    the fairy pornflake says:

    will the real j118 please stand up
    please stand up please stand up

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    Anonymous says:

    You mean a Chase Manhattan stooge. If he was a Goldman Sachs graduate you’d want him on a pike!

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    Anonymous says:

    Are we allowed to know who is giving FFion one?

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    Anonymous says:

    Saves money on the mugshots.

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    Dave's Army says:

    I don’t think we have much to fear. Our soldiers can tick boxes at twice the rate the Belgians can manage and still have time for half a disability impact assessment before mid-day prayers.

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    Centre Parting says:

    Oscar Pistorious’ cricket bat did that?

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    Piss of you southern poofters says:

    Why do the Tories think it unusual that a Rochdale man is cabinet (albeit low cabinet) material?

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    P'd off tax payer says:

    I thought he was from the roughest part of Bristol, maybe Rochdale for convenience?

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    Anonymous says:

    Well at least she had balls.

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    One thing about Chukka he knows how to mobilise the white working class vote, great picture !

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    Anonymous says:

    He voted for it.

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    The white working class despise being classified on the same level as immigrants ,especially non white immigrants!

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    It’s the lefty liberal Guardian reading chatterati that will never tolerate an ethnic as PM. Why do you think they’ve got a Polish son of Abraham as Leader? Because they want to lose in 2015.

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    Anonymous says:

    Boasting about putting someone “working class” in cabinet as if it’s a some sort of trend-setting big deal? Is this the 19th Century? Surprised he found the time to make it there with his beer and bingo habit. Tories are beyond parody.

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    Nigel Evan's naughty little winkle says:

    Are you a brachycephalic Albanian?

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    Kodak says:

    Why didn’t they use a colour photograph?

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Fantastic. Vote Ukip in the GE in marginal seats and we’ll have a frontbencher full of labour toffs instead.

    I’m voting Ukip in May but I’m not intending in letting ed millitard become PM!

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    Patronising or spoof? says:

    Please tell me that this is not another Grant Shapps Bingo moment and it is just a Geedo spoof.

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    Surprise Surprise says:

    A trojan horse surely, as any mus.lim will tell you, they have a higher loyalty than to party or country and that of course, even for ‘normal, rather than extremist types’ is to Islam and a preference for an Islamic state here in Britain.

    Of course vote hungry politicians don’t get it, they think you only have to worry if the chap is a suici.de b.omber!

    It is the dripping tap of the fifth column, feed all school children ha.lal, saves the Musli.ms complaining, move the dates of GCSE and A levels away from Rama.dam because the hungry Mu.slims are a a disadvantage. Let them have a gradual move to sh.aria courts because they are preferred to the tried and tested British system.

    So well done Dave!

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    UKIP says:

    Thanks Chuka.

    More of the same please.

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    A Feminist says:

    He fell foul of a loose seat cover.

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    How Do They Get Time To Work says:

    Well that is either the mark of the Devil or a stain from a bit of the old tea bagging!

    Not at all Earl Grey though.

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Front bench even.

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    Marias Expenses Slushfund says:

    You are under the illusion that Cameron’s Tories are in any way different to Milliband’s Labour.

    Its all an act to fool dumb voters like you into thinking we have democracy

    Stop voting Lab/Con/Lib…. just stop it!

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    It (the scar) seems to be quite long lasting!

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    Marias Expenses Slushfund says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Anonymous says:

    Born in Rochdale, family moved to Bristol later and he was educated at a comp. there. It was indeed a very rough area, Stapleton Road.

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    broderick crawford says:

    If any one individual in HoC was to be proffered as the archetypal ambassador for fruitcakes and loonies ( at least on the Tory side) it would have to be Fabricant ….. just watch the eyes .

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    Cyril Smith says:

    When I were alive the Lib Dems gave boys from Rochdale an evening with me…

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    Colin Hunt says:

    Born in Rochdale but family moved to Stapleton Road, ultra-rough area of Bristol.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Coz they re all of one black family you pillock . Shall we get Godfrey to twat you over the head with another brochure …. or possibly this time something more substantial ?

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    David Cameron is retarded and not a political ninja says:

    Lessons will be learnt.

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    broderick crawford says:

    As she seems so adept at manipulating everything she says to suit her view of the how the world works I just wonder if Harman s surname is Goering (?)

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    Ffrank says:

    Ffuck knows. Perhaps she drinks from the Ffurry cup.

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    Better than Mad Maria says:

    He has worked hard to get where he is. Good luck to him!

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    Cinna says:

    They’re all Common Purpose and supporters of Agenda 21.

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    Bad News Day says:

    Owen Jones’s biographer has died.



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    Velvet chasm, council gritter says:

    Which dick churned this out?

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    thostids says:

    Sure did. They were Kinnock’s and usually worn as earrings.

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    thostids says:

    Well, they’ve probably given him a good pull-through with tow-rag. The odd squeak will settle with a handful of Vaseline. After that, it’s up to him not to get caught too often.

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    Beercow says:

    a muslim culture sec.

    what next, a vegan meat standards minister?


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    Beercow says:


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    Beercow says:

    or Nick ?

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    thostids says:

    You’d have a high degree of loyalty too,if leaving got you a death sentence. It was interesting that in the media output, he claims to not follow any religion….so there’s no prospect of simply doing God’s work like his leader.

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    One-eyed son of the manse says:

    I like the cut of his jib. If he can cut the BBC down to size and abolish the telly tax, then he will make it all the way to Downing Street.

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    Jim says:

    All the fucking same,expenses fiddling scum the lot of them.

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    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t that read “he was a banker so he joined the Tory party and cos he was black we gave him a cabinet job”

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    Surprise Surprise says:

    “Lessons will be learnt”

    Sadly, most probably too late, usually with politicos it is all about short termism, how do I get votes, how do I stay in power, how do I deal with the latest expense claim.

    Islam, in the non bombing form is happy to work in the very long term (Tower Hamlets etc etc today, Kensington & Chelsea eventually!) and a lot of the long termists do not like the bombing types, because it attracts attention to the quieter, working by stealth types.

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    Dark Baron Green Slime & Oligarchs in the County of Pants says:

    Yes sorry about that, I was trying to enlighten him with regards to the benefits of the whole head rubber hangmans mask with attached size 8 black rubber dildo, the friction burns were rather worse than expected!

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    Not in my name says:

    How about:

    “He is a bright guy who has actually worked in the real world, is not craven lobby fodder, has been Economic Secretary to the Treasury, just finished a stint as Financial Secretary of same and now has his first cabinet post.”

    Or you could just post more idiotic crap

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    FrankFisher says:

    Amazing hatred being aimed at this guy over on the Guardian – right-on Lefties describing him as a “punkha wala”. Can we *imagine* the outrage if a tory or Kipper used such a term in this context?

    Socialists are just demented.

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    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Boris, give me some of your hair.

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    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Seriously? Camerooooon may be an utter twat but can you imagine Milliturd at the G8 or standing up in the UN or dealing with the US Pres? He’s a total fcuking mongtard and his front bench has got Balls and the PIE eaters.

    Less face it they’re all cnuts but the Tory cnuts are not as big a bunch of cnuts as the Labour cnuts. I’d love to see Ukip take some marginal Labour seats but Lab voters are so thick they’d vote for a turd if it had a red rosette pinned to it.

    If Lab get in, or even worse they get into coalition with limpdems the whole country is utterly, utterly utterly fcuked.

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    Ed the head says:

    A lot of your soldiers are from Ireland you bonehead!

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    Ed the head says:

    Yeah the tea cabinet, Saji old chap do be a good boy and fetch us some more of that fine darjeeling you chaps are so good at growing! Marvellous.

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    Yes but they are NOT in the Irish Army you thick twat !!!

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    That could be another explanation.

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    All Gays should get back in the Closet says:

    Surely it was 14 pints?

    You’re a gayer, and a warmongering lying tosser. Absolutely ideal as a member of Dave’s Shambles.

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    Bumsex Dave says:

    He’s the token non gayer

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    Velvet chasm, council gritter says:

    I’m not one for being PC but surely that poster is bordering on be racist. Black or white does it matter as long as he’s good at his job?

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    El Sid says:

    It’s a riff on an earlier one asking “What do the Tories offer a working-class kid from Brixton?”


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    Anonymous needs to get out more says:

    You never know, it might catch on. Next thing, Labour will have someone from the working class in their shadow cabinet. How about that!

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    The left ruin everything says:

    And complete hypocrites.

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    Roger says:

    “They put him in the cabinet”
    Which one? The drinks cabinet or the trophy cabinet?

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    UK Fred says:

    I thought this blog was for breaking news. Since when have socialistsnot been demented?

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    M62 Bury Rochdale says:

    What do the Tories offer the working class youth of Rochdale?

    A chance to be Rogered or Nigeled?

    This one seems more Airhead than Hair head.

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    Carlo Gambino says:

    It’s been proven beyond doubt the public does not vote for slaphead politicians.


    News just in – to *become* a politician *the public* has to *vote* for you.

    You just off the rear axle of a lorry?

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    P. Sstaker says:

    They did!

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Why aint there no white folks on dat picture?

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    Doom and gloom says:

    Fraser certainly sounds like he wants to have the guy’s babies. To be fair the man sounds pretty astonishing BUT
    – how would he mend a dysfunctional economy? With more speculative banking? That would be a great idea
    – won’t he just look after his own (i.e. the millionaires, never mind his origins)
    – he venerates the holy Margaret, nuff said

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    Sahib says:

    Punkah Wallah, please

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    Camera 2 says:

    He’s dazzling

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    Guy News says:

    Token Pakistani gets job as token Pakistani.

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    Lurker says:

    Long been a supporter of him, good to see him on the rise.

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    Good slogan. I think they were right to go with that one rather than “What does the Conservative Party offer a multi millionaire merchant banker?”

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Tory Boy, your lot are doing a great job of utterly utterly f.ing the country already.
    Vote Tory because they are not as big a bunch of c…s as the Labour c…s.
    Give up and VOTE UKIP.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    All Tories are banging their head against a wall.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Scratch any liberal and there’s always an Alf Garnett itching to get out.

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    2014 is a good year for SC to fuck off and die says:


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    Working class(white)lad from Rochdale. says:

    Thank You! That’s what I meant wnen I said.’ Can I join’.

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    W.W. says:

    Hear, hear they are all utter cnts, but Miliband and his front bench are something special, a group of scripted, right on, useless, humourless moralistic, idiotic, banal, fuckwits of the highest order.

    As much of a twat Cameron is, he is Winston Churchill against Milibland.

    But then a mouldy piece of Cod. looks good compared to Miliband.

    They say you get the politicians you deserve, what have I ever done to deserve Miliband as Prime Minister,

    Farage Euro’s, Tories

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    Nemesis. says:

    He’s moaning already that Coronation Street and Eastenders don’t have enough ethnics in them. For fuck’s sake egghead just thank your lucky stars you’re the token one in the Cabinet – you might have been a woman.

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    amphibious says:

    VelvetChasm – wot colour reference?

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    english minority says:

    He s in I..sra.el at the moment cementing the tri.bal vote . Dave s is going to A.usch.wz next month to ensure he gets a cut of the money for the Tory party.

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    Anonymous says:

    Even better if they bought him a wig.

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    Eraser Nelson says:

    Yes, that’s how mass-immigration loving members of the London elite like Fraser Nelson view people like you.

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    Eraser Nelson says:

    “first class hard working constituency member of Parliament” – I think we’ve heard that one before. What does it actually mean? Getting your secretary to answer all the letters and hanging around in Westminster?

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    Eraser Nelson says:

    Banking? That’s really going to bring in the votes isn’t it?

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    mild colonial boy says:

    That scar looks like an abrasion from a kick that narrowly missed it’s target.

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    Eraser Nelson says:

    There are some people who think it is illegitimate to ask why Javid – born a Muslim (accordingly, now an apostate of Islam) and of Pakistani heritage – says he is proud of his Pakistani and Muslim heritage even though he is no longer a Muslim.

    Given that Islam is clear that if you are born a Muslim you must remain one and the Pakistani consitution is clear the whole basis of the state is that it is an Islamic nation, why shouldn’t we query his claim?

    Why would you give up on Islam if you are so proud of it?

    It is rather like someone saying “I’m really proud of Britain’s history and Christianity which is why I have given up going to Church and want to see the Church of England disestablished.”

    It really doesn’t make sense.

    I plead guilty to asking politicians to make at least some sense about their fundamental beliefs. Javid fails at the first hurdle.

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    Eraser Nelson says:

    You have to ask does Fraser really believe it or does he just “want” to believe it?

    Someone pointed out on the Spectator website that the Spectator (the heir apparent, James Forsyth) was referring to him as a Muslim, whereas Javid (all credit to him) has made it clear he is not.

    It seems the Spectator agrees with the Mullahs that if you are born a Muslim you must remain one.

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    Eraser Nelson says:

    True. Whatever happened to Gerald Kaufman by the way?

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    Eraser Nelson says:

    Apart from in the wine-soaked collective brain of the Spectator editorial staff I don’t think anyone has a clue who he is.

  180. 180
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Reminds me of that old one: “Which came first – the Chechen or the egghead?”

  181. 181
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Yeah, the BBC is really unpopular. No one watches or listens to its programmes. Good move.

  182. 182
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Quite. The issue is whether Javid’s apostasy from Islam means he is healthily sceptical about Islam or whether he now feels impelled to appease it. If it’s the former, I have no problem with him being touted as a future leader of this country. But the fact he says he is “proud” of his Islamic heritage leads to legitimate doubts.

  183. 183
    Eraser Nelson says:

    People’s ethnicity is of absolutely no consequence. I want to know what they believe, what they want and what motivates them.

  184. 184
    Dan Dare says:

    Spent his formative years in Delta House, it would seem.

  185. 185
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Have a look yourself at his performance on Question Time and ask yourself is this the future Prime Minister touted by Fraser Nelson or just a pretty average and not very persuasive pol. Use your own judgement not the hype of the metro-elite, who have their own particular interests.


    I think the only reason the Spectator – who support mass immigration – are now touting this guy so hard is because they are being confronted with the reality of what their policy means for this country (look at Tower Hamlets if you want the reality rather than the artificial Javidmania promoted by Nelson and Forsyth). They are desperate for a poster boy on to whom they can project their fantasies of a happy multicultural 100 million population UK.

  186. 186
    Steve Coogan says:

    I die a little every day.


    Oh alright – I die big time every day. Satisfied ?

  187. 187
    Archie o'Logist says:

    Tories? Where ? Surely they became extinct at the end of the 20th century.

  188. 188
    David Battenburg says:

    As Podi pointed out, it’s the zipper where his inner lizard climbs in.

  189. 189
    Stan Laurel says:

    Indeed. Pine is often used for making cabinets.

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    Eraser Nelson says:

    Or someone from Northern Ireland, heaven forfend!

  191. 191
    Captain Birdseye says:

    Noah always preferred maple.

  192. 192
    Blackenwite says:

    .. and it looks like none of them has ever heard of condoms…

  193. 193
    Blackenwite says:


  194. 194
    Blackenwite says:

    A punkha wallah served a very useful purpose – which is more than can be said for anybody on any of the Labour benches.

  195. 195
    Chimpy Stevens says:

    I still have more hair on my shaved testicle

  196. 196
    Cabrifant says:

    Has anyone seen my cat?

  197. 197
    Poor Tom says:

    It offers them a chance to get their hands in the till…

  198. 198

    It is really simple. Unlike you he isn’t a nutter.

  199. 199
    Chopper Champion says:

    The pondlife politician has obviously been assaulted with a meat cleaver bought from a pound store. He could do with a decent make-up advisor, too.

  200. 200
    Privates Eyes Right says:

    It is clear that lecherous Tory loons also have serious sight problems:


    They shoulda gone to SexSavers?

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    “What does the Conservative Party offer a working class kid from Rochdale?”
    Is it concessionary fares on a vanity project ‘Royal Train’? On which to pop up north occasionally, and lord it over the peasants.

  202. 202
    Tesco is a conglomerate of shit says:

    Who is Fraser Nelson?

  203. 203
    Anonymous says:

    ‘What do the Tories offer a working class kid from Rochdale?’ Well if you’re white and female you get offered up to muslim grooming gangs.

  204. 204
    Tesco is a conglomerate of shit says:

    It’s nothing to do with Javid, but today’s Mail has a lengthy piece on a disgusting, fat-arsed, so-called MP from Rochdale called Cyril Smith. The allegations about his perennial child-molesting put him a close second to James Savile. The Mail notes the massive cover-up by the Liberals, before they became the Limp Dums, was aided by a dodgy outfit called The Paedophile Information Exchange. This nauseating bunch included HARRIET HARMAN and her dimwit husband.

    Full marks to The Mail for keeping this story going. They did it with the Stephen Lawrence outrage. Let’s hope there’s more to come on this. It looks bad for David Steel, who was “unavailable for comment” regarding his part in the orchestrated cover-up.

  205. 205
    frank says:

    What do Labour and Lib Dems give working class kids from Rochdale?
    Gang Rape.

    Meanwhile Labour have given us a hereditary House of Commons.

  206. 206
    Stating the obvious says:

    ……and get Labour.

  207. 207

    That was done under a labour council with the full connivence of Greater Manchester Police,the whole episode would have gone unreported if it had not been for the efforts of Nick Griffin who was nearly imprisoned for exposing them!

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    MagicFlute says:

    He looks a little like Max Schreck’s younger, more handsome brother.

  209. 209
    MagicFlute says:

    Lady Harriet as part of the Pakenham family has the same genes as that well known nutter Lord Longford, the apologist for Myra Hindley. I guess she is the ‘sensible’ one in the family.

  210. 210
    MagicFlute says:

    You have encapsuled the conundrum of the next GL as well as anybody could, although your phrasing would be improved.

  211. 211
    Velvet chasm, council gritter says:

    Oh thank god, what with that bingo and pints poster.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    Tory Loyalists are really making the most of appointing a non-white to a cabinet post, it’s sickening it shows that the the Tories have embraced identity politics in all it’s ugliness. And the Tories will find out that it does not matter one jot as Labour have the minority vote cornered. It does not matter how many non-whites you appoint to senior positions you will not win the majority of votes from their communities. The only thing you can be sure of is you will isolate your core vote. Instead of once again allowing progressives dictate to you, you should be looking to ensure that your majority voters, ie whites, do not become a minority……

  213. 213
    Dave T says:

    Yeah,he does seem normalish.

  214. 214
    sproutboy says:

    “They put him in the cabinet” – the display cabinet.

  215. 215
    sproutboy says:

    What does the conservative party offer an Exeter-university-educated millionaire banker who idolises Thatcher?


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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    And probably why a puff-piece in the Telegraph by Shashank (Redemption) Joshi about how wonderful the Asian “community” is for the UK was pulled in about 5 hours due to the overwhelming comments!

  217. 217
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:


  218. 218
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Another Scotsman, who, with Forsyth, is trying to pull the wool over our eyes!

  219. 219
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Bet he’ll be as good as Warsi!

  220. 220
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    I swear if I see another photo of this prick this week I’m going to vomit over the next bald head I see!

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