April 1st, 2014

Clegg Using Taxpayer Funded SpAd for Secret Debate Trick

Desperate to draw blood tomorrow, Nick Clegg has cracked out the Student Debating Playbook. The Deputy Prime Minister’s taxpayer-funded Special Adviser Adam Pritchard is secretly approaching bosses from household name firms to try get them to sign this pre-drafted letter to be placed in a paper tomorrow morning:

Dear Sir,

Nick Clegg and Nigel Farage will this week hold their second debate on the question of Britain’s future in Europe. As leading transport companies representing all sectors, we are clear that the UK should remain in the European Union which has delivered unparalleled benefits for the British transport and freight sector by allowing our companies to cross borders and enter markets across Europe. The dismantling of trade barriers has been responsible for cheaper prices for consumers and a dramatic increase in the choice of destinations at the fingertips of holidaymakers across the country. 

It is crucial that we do not cut ourselves off from the rest of Europe and that we defend the future health of the transport sector and the hundreds of thousands (or millions?) of jobs it supports. Leaving the EU would take us from economic certainty to huge uncertainty with the potential for extra costs and burdensome barriers impeding freight flows and harming passengers, businesses and employees alike. 

The EU needs reform. The full potential of the single market is yet to be fully realised and we must break down the final barriers to transport and trade. However, to seize these opportunities, the UK needs to be in Europe leading reform, working with other countries and delivering the changes that will boost our trade within the EU and beyond.


Clegg will then brandish this letter from the podium as if he had nothing to do with it. Well that was the plan anyway…

Last week we had Clegg’s office admit that the DPM was being briefed by taxpayer funded civil servants for his robotic ‘fact’ barrage at Farage, now this week his taxpayer-funded gofers are attempting trickery. It’s as if Clegg is scared… 


  1. 1
    Yellow Belly says:

    Yellow by name. Yellow by nature.

  2. 2
    Astroturf Watch says:

    Nick is totally bogus.

    When he was allegedly ‘popular’ be had to pay for some of his audiences during the last election.

  3. 3
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    I’ll sign that letter for Nick.

  4. 4
    still walking into darkness says:

    I still like this ‘Nick’s a nice bloke’ tag that you see everywhere on this debate.
    What’s that got to do with our EU membership? I suppose he is a nice bloke in the sense that’s he about the only lib dem left without some known deviance or some sort of corruption conviction

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    Yes these yellow traitors need to be shown up for what they are. they want to destroy England.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Only 7% of what the Lib Dems tells the public is true. They basically tell lies.

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    Lawn Arranger says:

    “…………….and a dramatic increase in the choice of destinations at the fingertips of holidaymakers across the country.”

    Is he phuqing serious?

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    Peter Martin says:

    That worked well, then.

    How is this man anywhere near the wheels of governance?

    It’s not like he was elected in or anything.

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    I was Hitlers missing bollock says:

    Read the small print…

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    CND running EU Defence says:

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    Roy Orbison says:

    “Just running scared……”

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    Sarah Millington says:

    Clegg is a pensioned sock puppet of the EU.

    We used to call those who took a foreign Governments money to do their bidding against their own country traitors.

    The sooner Clegg packs his bags & leaves the British to it the better – no-one is really stating he is British are they?

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    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Poor Vince, the Tories played him like an old fiddle and set him up big time for the fall!

    Cable had an agreement for the banks to hold onto shares and they ignored him and sold them anyway. You played a blinder, Vince.

    So,Vince Cable entered a ‘gentleman’s agreement’ with bankers not to sell shares in Royal Mail on floatation and they ignored him.Leopard.spots?

    Then, the banks told Cable ‘that they would not buy in at any more than 330p – the eventual price at which shares were set’ Played like a fiddle!

    The City ran rings around a barely competent Govt Minister, Vince Cable, and he gave into them.

    So, now we have a Business Minister who doesn’t ‘get’ business; a Chancellor who doesn’t ‘get’ economics; a Health Minister who doesn’t ‘get’ health; an Environment Minister who doesn’t ‘get’ climate change; a Work and Pensions Sec who doesn’t ‘get’ social security and an Education Sec who has no understanding of education.Great!

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    Sue Denim says:

    “known” being the operative word.

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    Mr 7% Clegg says:

    7% of what I say is the truth.

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    Anonymous says:

    The more popular UKIP and Farage become , the more the LibLabCon will try and smear them and use every dirty trick in the book.

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    Mr T says:

    I pity the April Fools!

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    The EU has Blood on its Hands says:

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    Is Clegg from Holland?

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    He's a fucking MP says:

    He’s a nice bloke in the same way that some muggers will leave their victims with their shoes on so they can walk home.

  22. 22
    Winston says:

    Nice bloke! The fella is a grade A total c**t.

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    Wankerwatch says:

    Absolutely and the irony of this statement by Cable …

    “The report concludes there was a real risk of a failed sale attached to pushing the price too high. And a failed sale would have been the worst outcome for taxpayers and jeopardised the operation of Royal Mail.”

    You blockhead, Vince. A ‘failed sale’ would have been brilliant as the government and public get to keep a profitable, growing company.

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    Confused of Acne says:

    If by nice man you meant to type cùnt, I could understand you.

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    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    He will go on saying he is British for as long as he is told to.

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    Going Dutch says:

    Yep. He’s double Dutch.

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    Wankerwatch says:

    Thunderbirds are Go!

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Where are the snipers when you actually need them?

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    Pontius Pilate, Liberal Democrat says:

    What is truth?

  30. 30
    Lupo says:

    Why have you brought an innocent dog into this Geedo?

  31. 31
    Climate Change Expert says:

    I’m 80% sure you are correct.

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    Baldy Watch says:

    Is Barosso wearing a syrup?

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    Winston says:

    Christ! It looks like casting for uglymodels.com

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    David Cameron says:

    The Rich deserve free money though, don’t they?

    Any investor who took on the mighty risk of investing in a company that everyone and his dog new was vastly undervalued…..well they deserve to be mighty rewarded…

    Whilst people like Nurses, police, fire fighters, soldiers…..people who’s just opted for the quiet life with no personal risk and without doing anything socially useful….well they need their pay to fall in real terms year on year.

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    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Hi guys

    We’ve been super busy here, calling in favours from everywhere, and getting articles placed multiple times in the papers.

    The Daily Mail have been absolute stars I can tell you, and there is no way we could have got the negative coverage for Nigel that we need, and that our bonus’s are based on, without their unique help. Thumbs up lads, thanks.

    Also the Alistair Campbell interview with Nigel was an absolute gift… god knows why he did that interview with him, it has given us a minefield of quotes that we can misrepresent, partially quote and smear to our hearts content…

    The big theme this week has been trying to link UKIP with the B and P, its difficult to do becuase they are a left wing organisation and anyone with half a brain knows this, but if you say the two names enough, and repeat them, again,again, again, again, the subtleties are lost and the damage is done. Well thats our strategy anayway.

    Must get on now, we have a very busy week and are prepping the weekend press with the stories and smears they need to run after the debate. Lets hope we don’t get caught out by the opinion polls again which proves us wrong last week.

    We can but try.

    As Bruce would say, keep on smear’n !!

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    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    What makes you think he is so innocent?

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    Billy Hague says:

    At least we have a Foreign Secretary who thought bombing Syria was a good thing to do.

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    You silly fcuker says:

    Shame they are in power really as the previous administration were so much more competent at handling financial matters, and gold, come to that.

    I’m thinking of one Gordron McFcukwit, he never gave money to the banks at the publics expense, now did he?

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    RED LEN says:

    Kill the rich.

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    Aaron D Highside. says:

    Perhaps we need the economics comedy geniuses back – Ed Ed and Gordon! Oh, sorry, Gordon’s away becoming a multi-millionaire Socialist.

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    Nemesis says:

    What a weird democracy we have when a clown like Clegg and the Lib Dems on such an extremely low vote from the public can wield so much power. It’s almost fucking corrupt.

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    Anonymous says:

    You can’t barrage the Farage.

  43. 43
    Libertarian Times says:

    Unelected President of Ukraine shakes hand with unelected president of the EU before meeting to discuss non-recognition of democratic referendum recently held in the Crimea.

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    He sure as hell isn't very British says:

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    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Well done Guido that’s fucked Clegg’s plan up, Farage will tear him a new arse tomorrow. It just remains to see what tricks the Biased BBC are planing to make try and help Clegg

  46. 46
    Spot the difference.... says:

    Nick Clegg, David Cameron and Ed Milliband

    Kim Philby, Guy Burgess and Anthony Blunt

  47. 47
    Clegg the Great Feartie says:

    Clegg, scared? nah, never.

    He’s not scared, he’s bl**dy terrified!

  48. 48
    Firm But Fair says:

    Theft. Pure and simple he is stealing from the taxpayer to fund his private, party political work. He should be charged with theft and imprisoned with an exemplary sentence.

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Liberal Democrats: lower than whale shit in the Mariana Trench.

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    Answers on a postcard. says:

    Which one was elected?

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    screwball watch says:


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    screwball watch says:

    Racking mobot

  53. 53
    Nick Cleggover - school twit. says:

    Its my ball and I will say who is in the team and who wins.

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    Mitch says:

    Something about tulips..

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    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    At last, somebody understands me……..

    All is not wasted.. I will get my bonus…

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    One Man One Vote says:

    The democracy in this country has been seriously corrupted, but not just because the Libdems hold influence in government. In many ways, their involvement is a symptom.

  57. 57
    Chris Huhne says:

    Crab meat.

  58. 58
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    I’ve told everyone that the LibDems punch above their weight.

    In actual fact, we punch below the belt.


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    albacore says:

    Ain’t you noticed yet, chap? These days anything goes
    If you go by Parliament instead of your nose
    They’ll take any E U shit and call it a rose
    Why devote any credence to owt they propose?

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    jgm2 says:

    as the government and public get to keep a profitable, growing company.

    Yeah. Because letter delivery is a goldmine in the 21st century.

    All the ‘value’ in Royal Mail is in its real estate.

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    EUSSR Broadcasting Company says:

    You didn’t mention those ‘orible fags he smokes, make shure you get plenty of shots of him puffing. Oh, and don’t forget RACISM!!!!

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    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    None…. but keep that to yoursleves..

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    tigerowl says:

    What is wrong with Clegg getting pro EU people on board? Pro EU need to step up the debate. Neanderthals, bigots and every other anti EU numpties who can not be bothered to check Farages facts are falling for the UKIP rubbish. Business people know the risk if leaving the EU so they should be involved in the debate. Farage lost the EU debate ages ago that is why he turned the debate to migrant and immigration. That way he picks up the loonies from the BNP and EDL who just hate foreigners. Add a bit of anti human rights into the argument and every one who blames the world for their own trouble is on board. tonight’s debate will just be another shouting match between a pub debater and a failed political party leader. It will make no difference to the referendum when it happens. Britain will vote to stay in. That is why Farage hardly talks about the EU now without all the extra anti arguments added in.

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    toilet duck says:

    non of them elected

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    screw loose scanbot says:

    In other news, the Scotch propose to drive on the right. What? It will cost an absolute fortune and you’ve forgotten the sassenachs will not be paying this time.

    Just invent a new delicacy instead, deep fried snick’ers anybody?

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    lescrompsblogg says:

    Apparently Clegg the clog is half Dutch,wonder which half ?

  67. 67
    Rumpypumpy - Head Boy says:

    Until we get him in Brussels Nick Clegg is our British not so secret agent.
    After that we will do with him what we want.

  68. 68
    Libertarian Times says:

    Hitler was said to have been very charming.

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    Fishy says:


    7% Clegg has now blocked the Tories from restricting the building of wind farms – these yellow bastards have contaminated government for too long now.

    and Mr 7% has his eyes on a coalition with Miliband next so he can do it all over again.

    What is democratic about a rump, minority, protest party finding itself in perpetual government and calling the shots ?

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    Socialism is the lowest common denominator says:

    Cut & paste – for the win!

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    Billy Big says:

    Oh very Owen Jones, well played sir!

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    Observant says:

    Please remove the ‘almost’ for a more factual comment.

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    still walking into darkness says:

    nice turn of phrase that

  74. 74
    Cor Blimey says:

    Then why do you think that Uncle Vince is currently so into the Guardian?

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    screw loose scanbot says:

    Oddest things seem to upset the bot. FFS.

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    Mike Hancock says:

    I wrapped my tulips around his todger.

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    Adams says:

    Any truth in the rumour that Clegg has asked Farage to marry him ? LOL .

  78. 78
    Just askin' says:

    Is that real, or the Huff Po’s April 1st joke report ?

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    Garfield says:

    And I will make sure that it is compulsory through out the EU to wear a Dutch Cap.

  80. 80
    Just Saying. says:

    If this is a beauty contest then it must be on Mars.
    Sorry to the Martians who are better looking.

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    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    But they are pro EU and are thrrefore allowed to be part of the club.

    Many here in the team absolutly detest them, but we are told in no uncertain terms by Lynton, work with those idiots, they are on the same team.

    What can we do ?

  82. 82
    Mong Watch says:

    As pointed out when posted on last thread, climate change is bollocks.

    Now fuck off back under your little Labour rock.

  83. 83
    Somebody thinks it's a good company 'cos they pushed it's value up 80% says:

    A lot of people prefer hard copy, and of course Ebay has produced a whole new source of posters.

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    screw loose scanbot says:

    Looking at the Ashton woman is the same sinking feeling one would have if Milly was meeting “world leaders”.

  85. 85
    Barosso and Schauble says:

    Ummm cough….cough…. [awkward silence]

  86. 86
    Just Saying. says:

    Also Royal Mail’s high pricing structure is distorting and reducing the internet sales market. It now costs more to send a book by Royal Mail than to buy the book.
    Socialist economics.

  87. 87
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’ll be one of them soon!

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    Cunt Watch says:

    What a rogue’s gallery.

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    Nick Cleggover - Saving the planet. says:

    I love my wind farms.

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    UKIP 4 ME says:

    When Clegg talks about 7% he must have mixed up his partys poll rating with the the percentage of laws made by the EU.

    Seven percent is what the libdems are going to get at the EU/local elections in May, the only surprise is that there are so many weird sandalistas out there.

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    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    How many times do I have to tell you – We are working bl00dy hard… we literally cannot go any faster, if we spun and smeared any more the plates would fall of the table !!

    Gotta get a couple more articles in the Daily Mail before Wednesday, the Indy and Guardian will get them a couple of hours later.

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    Mitch says:

    It’s a bit idiosyncratic. Stay away from dr1nk, dr1v1ng, and our host’s team names.

  93. 93
    Cunt Watch says:


    High Representative / Vice President FFS!

  94. 94
    Right On Nigel says:

    Yet another “Tory” aka libLabCon press dig at Farage.

    Pleased to say that the commenters are having no truck with the author.


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    screw loose scanbot says:

    Can we hope that with immediate effect no pilot is able to turn off transponders and radios in any plane. Before I book another long distance flight.

  96. 96
    screw loose scanbot says:

    The middle one was spot on, but why??

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    Larry the Cat says:


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    Garfield says:

    “France’s government resigns en masse (but Hollande’s clinging on): Failing socialist policies blamed for elections rout”

    So that is where Arnie Graff went.

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    Anonymous says:

    Can imagine Clegg at school. I’d have bullied the little shit.

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    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:


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    Larry the Cat says:

    He came from nowhere quite quickly.

    Related to russian royalty, who were related to british royalty, who are also related to the Rothschilds since they married into the british royal family. Bloodline? yes.

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    Dumbleby of the BBC. says:

    I can assure everyone in the UK and Europe that myself and the exalted BBC will do everything in our power to make sure that Nick Clegg convincingly wins the debate.
    Our bussed in handpicked audience and rabble rousers are fully in place, and I will constantly interrupt Farage so ensure he proves incoherent.
    One of the questioners could be Evan Davies who is also on our BBC disruption team in the live brain dead audience.
    Any complaints on this to the BBC will be thrown into our permanent black hole.

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    Thatcher Revolutionary says:

    can imagine Clegg at school. I’d have bullied him.

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    Mitch says:

    Our host has a conv1ction for said same. We don’t care, but he’s a bit touchy about it.

    There are other names, organisations and groups also banned. Just try it and see. Don’t take it personally.

  105. 105
    brown-dog says:

    You can type muslims, but not j e w s.

    Tells you all you need to know about Guido’s modding agenda and his taking of the Murdoch shekel.

    And I thought this was a libertarian website!

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    Gobshite says:

    It floats after they’ve been eating Weetabix.

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    Gobshite says:

    paragraph |ˈparəgrɑːf|


    a distinct section of a piece of writing, usually dealing with a single theme and indicated by a new line, indentation, or numbering.

    verb [ with obj. ]

    arrange (a piece of writing) in paragraphs.


    paragraphic |-ˈgrafɪk|adjective

    ORIGIN late 15th cent.: from French paragraphe, via medieval Latin from Greek paragraphos ‘short stroke marking a break in sense’, from para- ‘beside’ + graphein ‘write’.

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    Anonymous says:

    Where is today’s story involving gays, cocks or sexual depravity?

  110. 110
    BBC spokesperson says:

    According to our poll, Nick Clegg has won a resounding victory in tomorrow night’s debate according to our postal vote system where
    Nick took 145% of the vote with Farrage failing to score a single vote.

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    ed martin says:

    if transport support clegg – thats interesting

    euro and uk rules work strongly in favour of continental trucks/operators/drivers

    have a word with UNITE (ex T&G) and ask if their members find the job competition they encounter to be fair – and note that most lorry drivers do work full hours many on highly flexible and demanding rotas

    if the bosses favour the clegg approach it suggests that they have adjusted happily to the unfairness – and that would be a fine illustration of liberal hypocrisy

  112. 112
    Twampersand mk II says:

    I understand that Rumpey and the camel-faced woman are the king and queen of the EU, but what does Barroso do?

    Serious question, what does the fat git do?

  113. 113
    Can't someone shoot these cunts? says:

    So what you’re saying is – this government is as totally fucking useless as its predecessor?

    Who’d have thought it?

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    Right Full Rudder says:

    And if it was up to you, Ed Miliband would be prime minister, Ed Balls would be running the economy and Diane Abbott would be in the cabinet. So thanks for the input.

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    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Two-headed deer spotted in Richmond Park. Locals warned not to approach


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    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    I love it when I talk dirty.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Must be a Libdem, being two faced.

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    Helly Bonny Farter says:

    I sat on his face.

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    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    Wait until we’ve finished lunch.

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    screw loose scanbot says:

    Only said about the racking sco ts dr1v1ng on the r1ght when they go separate. Still upset.

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    Clegg with his masters says:

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    Dan Hodges says:

    I’ve already written my article explaining why Nick Clegg won tomorrow’s debate.

    Please don’t argue with me, I am part of the elite and my mummy is an MP.

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    screw loose scanbot says:

    But typing musl1ms will bring you under the Rah man scanner crowd, they just look stup1d you know…

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    Táxpáyér says:


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    The smear meisters are at it again says:

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    Táxpáyér says:

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    President Pootn says:

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    Right On Nigel says:

    This free travel to Europe is a load of Bollocks anyway.

    When I were a lad it was much easier to get onto the continent. Just go down the post office, get a temporary passport and go. No Hassle, no checks, no security and you also got duty free fags and booze.

    These d

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    screw loose scanbot says:

    Topics appear a bit short again, the pattern of the last few days. Pay Simon Carr his arrears at least.

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    Open borders is a myth. says:

    This free travel to and back Europe is a load of Bollocks anyway.

    When I were a lad before the Common Market it was much easier to get onto the continent. Just go down the post office, get a temporary passport and off you go to France and beyond. No Hassle, no checks, no security and you also got duty free fags and booze.

    These days you need a full passport, hours spare for security checks and no cheapo fags and booze.

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    screw loose scanbot says:

    Is that a survey done with the jail population, the 40% figure reminds me of something in those places. Oh yes, Rah man types.

  132. 132
    C.O.Jones says:

    Coming across a politician that speak the truth comes as a shock to most people.

    Can you trust a politician that speaks the truth???

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    No white honky gonna tell me what ta do says:

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    frank says:

    April Fool methinks.
    The Caldicot Prep School Joyboy has no need of further corporate help- they’re all bought and paid for with endless anti competition EU regulations.
    The Ministry of Truth will provide the Question Time clones in the audience and a pinko “moderator” to rescue CLEGG from his cluelessness.

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    The Tory Mafia says:

    The Daily Mail has a right downer on UKIP and Farage, so does the Telegraph. The Tories must be calling in old favours.

  136. 136
    The BBC and the YAB infatuation says:

    She’s mad, she’s bad, she’s not British, does not like Britain and the BBC worship her every word.

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    meanwhile in the real world says:

    Hands up all those who voted for Cathy Ashton
    for any position…ever…

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    albacore says:

    Funny, that – we’ve been locked in for how many years?
    Yet, curiously, no referendum appears
    Not much longer now, though, as pretty soon there’ll be
    Of English voters here just a minority

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    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Royal Mail undersold by £1bn shows that privatisation is really about ripping off the public, should be taken back into public ownership.

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    meanwhile in the real world says:

    Hands up who voted for any of these people…

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    bergen says:

    Always amuses me how she can make such totalitarian remarks with a straight face and denounce us as racists. Irony is obviously lost on her.

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    meanwhile in the real world says:

    My parents weren’t rich enough to send me
    to the same school as Clegg.

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    What is this Pass? says:

  144. 144
    A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

    No need for ‘gay’ bars now – they have just become normal homosexual beings. Lets just call them happy bars.

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    David Dimbleby's hairnet says:

    Opening speeches in advance.

    Clegg: UKIP are a racist fascist organisation that will cost this country 30 million jobs and forbid the UK from being in NATO, the Eurovision song contest , the Winter Olympics and prevent our football clubs playing in the champions league.
    Your summer holidays will require a £6000 visa AND a 50 hour wit at passport control.
    Letting in countless millions of immigrants to work in the British isles is a small price to pay for the many freedoms we enjoy.

    Farage: (lights fag) mr Clegg, no one believes a word you say ,because of the countless lies that you have told. All I want to say is this.
    It was the Liberals who sold the Royal, yes Royal Mail to a load of foreigners for half it’s value. Why?
    Because the EU told you to. You utter mongs!

    Right, I’m off to the pub, anyone in he audience fancy a pint?

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    Fishy says:

    She was one of the co-signatories to the ‘Hacked-Off’ letter that appeared in the national press last week on the 1st anniversary of the signing if the Royal Charter (for the control of the free press).

    I really would like to see again the moment the ignorant bitch was spouting off about something or other, on QT, when she was interrupted by a woman from the audience who knew rather more than she did – on Iraq, I think (not hard). The audience member proceeded to show her up for the loud mouthed fake that she is.

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    Evans thinks Man R@pe is funny. says:

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    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    I’m afraid the worst thing this government is going to do is put the last government back in.

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    geordieboy says:

    Like Ed Miliband ,Clegg is a real” Nowhere man living in his Nowhere Land, He doesn’t have a point of view not like me and you.” Courtesy of Lennon & McCartney.

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    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Happy birthday Mr Grayling.

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    Táxpáyér says:

    >n Environment Minister who doesn’t ‘get’ climate change

    This is a definite positive and it’s total bollocks.

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    Táxpáyér says:

    We need to return to waiting 6 months to get a telephone.

  153. 153
    Táxpáyér says:

    Wind-totems are merely Taxpayers farms for the landowners benefit.

  154. 154
    Swivel eyed loon and proud of it says:

    Ahhhh. Is young Nicky shitting his pantsy wantsy again?

    Rip his lying head off and shit down his neck Nigel.

    If there’s any fruitcakes about they’re the waste of oxygen who still support Mr 7%,

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    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:

    Re THE DEBATE. Now that Clegg has been sussed what’s the betting he resorts to personal attacks against Farage. Its in LibDems DNA init

    I do hope Farage returns to the false figures Clegg quoted at their last meeting

  156. 156
    What is Clegg really up to ? says:

    Transport is easy to bat down as UK hauliers have been on the wrong side of the EU deal, mainly because they cannot compete with cheaper European firms who among other things get their fuel cheaper.

    The problem for UK transport is also compounded by the fact that the UK is on the buy side, so most of the transport is from European hauliers bringing goods into the UK.

    So, what is Nick Clegg really up to ?

  157. 157
    Nigel says:

    Who are you?

    I’d never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, Yasmin, who voted for you, and what mechanism?

    I know democracy isn’t popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of Great Britain have to remove you?

  158. 158
    screw loose scanbot says:

    Now TWELVE schools are being investigated by Ofsted amid claims hard-line Muslims are trying to indoctrinate pupils

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2594119/Twelve-schools-investigated-amid-claims-hard-line-Muslims-trying-indoctrinate-pupils.html#ixzz2xdJmdArq
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  159. 159
    FatherOfThree says:

    Wrong order. Blunt wasn’t spotted for years

  160. 160
    screw loose scanbot says:

    The Newt is on Brillo defending his lieutenant Rah Man, said he fell asleep during the Panorama programme. That tells us everything about your own practices and policies, further investigation needed to Red Ken.

    No doubt the excellent Beeboid reporter will face concrete overshoes at his annual appraisal.

  161. 161
    SeniorSceptic says:

    Admire the language skills. Just wish he’d move there to get more practice….

  162. 162
    No jam, just lard says:

    Sounds like Clegg is very very worried, I suppose everybody would be if someone else tried to take their troughing spot at the EU and eventually the HOC trough, couldn’t happen to a nastier person, well it could but this piece of work has put himself on the top parapet for all to take pots shots at, what a wally.

  163. 163
    Sally Bercow says:

    Oh No !!

    The publisher of Nuts magazine announced it has entered into a 30-day consultation with staff about potentially closing the publication.

    IPC Media said it would also consider closing its website, Nuts.co.uk.

  164. 164
    screw loose scanbot says:

    Now though we see why Fall’on is st. Vincent’s deputy and not the other way round. Flack time is 100% on the Limp.

    Fall’on no doubt having a good drink today.

  165. 165
    Tom Twatson says:

    Don’t be hard on her! I heard that the government are thinking of using her mug as a missile shield!

  166. 166
    screw loose scanbot says:

    Yes let’s have more strike threats, oh goodie.

    If you ever collect from the sorting office, when that postie pretends to deliver and makes off, you will see the slovenly lard bods that need replacing.

  167. 167
    P l e b says:

    With a bit of luck, Wonga will be closed down soon too.

  168. 168
    Thomas the tank engine says:

    He’s some kind of a controller

  169. 169
    MrNedward says:

    he thinks of himself as European before being British. He is loyal to the EU NOT to Britain.

  170. 170
    Harvey Proctor says:

    It’s time to return to those old, core family values. It’s time to go back to basics.

  171. 171
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    It’s mephedrone get your facts right Owen Jones !

  172. 172
    Beeelly Hague says:

    C’mon, hasn’t everyone woken up next to a two-bagger after fourteen pints?

  173. 173
    P l e b says:

    So £ONE BILLION left on the table after the Royal Mail sale, and the Tories want us to believe they’re the party of financial competence.
    They should stick to hookers and crack cocaine.

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    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:

    When the show begins (so they can’t cut it) Farage should ask the audience how many of them are UKIP supporters and when the answer comes back ‘none’ viewers will know that its a stitch-up by the BBC & give due weight to their biased responses

  175. 175
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    But it doesn’t smell as nice, believe me.

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    Reality Cheque says:

    ‘These are state schools, not Islamic. I am very concerned at the way non-Muslim staff have been dealt with” says Mahmoud.

    So this sort of kafir exclusion is OK in state funded schools. Anyone like to predict the outcome of this approved policy within say ten years.

  177. 177
    Anonymous says:

    That’s what all these planes have spotted!

  178. 178
    What's Grayling doing about this? says:

    42% of inmates at one high-security prison are Muslim and bosses fear inmates could be radicalised

    Increasing Muslim prison population highlighted by Whitemoor jail
    More than one in four of its convicts say they are of Islamic faith
    Fears the trend is down to growing radicalisation by Jihaists

  179. 179
    Tower of Babel says:

    Able to talk bollocks in four different languages – impressive.

  180. 180
    ordinary member of the public says:

    I wouldn’t trust Clegg if he told me the time.

  181. 181
    Commonroom Purpose says:

    He probably had the special ‘protection’ of some of the more liberal teachers.

  182. 182
    Harvey Proctor says:

    Only true right wing Conservatives like myself stand up for marriage being between a man and a woman.

  183. 183
    ed millibland says:

    I don’t drink pints.

  184. 184
    A Modest proposal says:

    Deport them at the end of their sentences.

  185. 185
    Hysterical, outside Number 10 says:

    Oh NO !

    Dave did it ! Dave killed a fucking cat !

  186. 186
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    ….. and 8-legged. Weird!

  187. 187
    Bob Flemming says:

    Hopefully Nige will remind everyone about the soft loans that the BBC receives from the EU

  188. 188
    realspin says:


  189. 189
    Mr Tony says:

    Hodges, come here quickly.

    The knobcheese is back, so suck it off will you? And do a proper job this time.

  190. 190
    Harvey Proctor says:

    Traditional Conservatives want to return to the good old fashioned values of Mrs Thatcher’s government, an era when policy was implemented by respectable family men like Leon Brittan, Michael Portillo, Peter Lily, Derek Laud and myself.

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    Crystal Ball says:

  192. 192
    Harvey Proctor says:

    Who will stand up and defend the institution of marriage if not us real Conservatives? Who will expose the hypocrisy of deviant gays if not us decent family men with wives to whom we made solemn Christian vows before god?

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    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Ahh the old ‘racist’ smear, its one of my old favourites, its worked for us in the past, but our analysis now shows its past its sell by date, as much as I would love it not to be !

    The public have sort of realised that Farage and UKIP, are not, and never have actually been, racist.

    The problem for us is, Nigel bowled a blinder last week with Clegg, when he explained very simply, UKIP are not against immigration, they are against ‘uncontrolled immigration’. It was as if the public had never actualy heard this before… To be fair the media have never previously reported that so why would they know it !!!

    What made complete sense was Nigel saying he wants a points based system which can attract and target immigrants with the skills that the UK needs at any particular time.

    There is no denying, it makes sense and strikes a cord with voters, even black and Asian immigrants already here (our polling tells us this).

    This was a big problem for us becuase a) its common sense and thus b) it chimes with the public.

    The nub of the issue is, no one is saying that Canada or Austrialia is racist for having a points / skills based immigration policy, so how can we call UKIP racist for simply wanting the same thing.

    So whilst we want to keep playing the racist card becuase it plays so well to the media, the massive problem is, its hard to make it stick any more, the debate has moved on.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m more than happy to keep chucking out the cheap racist smears, again, again and again, but there does come a point when the public realise we are like the kid crying wolf if we keep screaming racist. The racist card has lost its currency.

    The bottom line is, the racist card against UKIP is now counter productive and doing us active harm. Lynton has done some private polling which proves most of the public (apart from the really really thick ones) just dont belive this racist smear any more.

    I will give it a few more goes in the Mirror though… some of their readers still belive it !!

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    Lincolnshire in the 70s says:

    Even into the 70s I remember getting a passport from the post office: I had go to get the photo signed by a local worthy to stick onto the cardboard. I chose the local mayor because I knew her. She did the Saturday morning service wash shift at the launderette in the High Street. Those were the days of genuine local democracy, of course, when local councillors were local people with real jobs, who knew everyone.

  195. 195
    SeniorSceptic says:

    It’s April 1st isn’t it? Clegg wins – He’s the fool!

  196. 196
    Spot the difference says:

    Who would Hague be ?

  197. 197
    ppppp says:

    pervert…… source………….mother
    p@edo….. god………………dad
    pi………… drink…………….son
    poo……… sh@@………….. birth affirmation
    pull………. the udder one….love handle.
    udder is the side handle above the heart.
    father is the space above dad.
    dad is the back side of the top of the head. front side of th head is above the forehead. difference between in and out is one. one day, one second, one something. in the world of BIG daddy, father is always ahead/above until it is time?

  198. 198
    Cast Iron dave says:

    I play games on the Ipad…

  199. 199
    Harvey Proctor says:

    In a time of deviancy and immorality, it’s up to us true Conservatives to be rolemodels to our young and show them the strength of the family unit. That is the only way to stop the rise of homosexualist parenting which threatens to destroy our nation. Those of us who believe in the sanctity of marriage should rise up and destroy the plague of perverts across our green and pleasant land. This is the time for every one of us to be honest and straight with the public.

  200. 200
    Cast Iron dave says:

    My father in law earns over £500,000 pa from his windfarms, which will be mine and Sams when he pops it.

    So…. I love windfarms too !!!!

  201. 201
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Nigel Farage is just puppet of RUSSIA…who serves the soviet interests.

    Putin wants to destroy the EU because it would be much easier for Russia to control countries like Poland or Romania if they were not in the EU.

  202. 202
    Utter Loon says:

    We’re all about to be frogmarched down to the nearest gay church to be unilaterally hitched.

  203. 203
    Yuk says:

    That was unnecessary.

  204. 204
    Observant says:

    LibDum scum in the south indian ocean?

  205. 205
    Concerned Voter says:

    Guido, any chance of a post exposing Two Faced Chuka?

    He’s moaning that Royal Mail was sold off too cheap but it was Labour and their union paymasters who were making noises that damaged the company’s value.

  206. 206
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Or Wonga will buy Nuts

  207. 207
    EUSSR Broadcasting Company says:

    Do you think a Bbbc hand picked audience are above lieing

  208. 208
    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:


    I’ve told you 100 times before…..

    Put some fricking paragraphs in your posts.

    They are unreadable and rubbish…

    At least make them readable.

  209. 209
    Harvey Proctor says:

    There is nothing more disgraceful than those in public life who project an image of being a family man whilst leading a double life as a bum bandit. We need to return to the core wholesome era of Mrs Thatcher’s government, when real Conservatives like myself and Leon Brittan stood for honesty, integrity and the family.

  210. 210
    Breaking News - LibDem policy statement says:

  211. 211
    Unilegover says:

    Is that you Nick?

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    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Hat tip… thank you…

    My own good hand..

  213. 213
    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Please leave Dan alone.

    He has been very useful in our campaign and rarely makes many changes to the copy we send him.

    He is a good soldier…

  214. 214
    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Hat tip no 2..

    thank you.

    Another one of mine, quite a bit in the planning but provides useful material to quote and re quote from days weeks and months after the initial news article.

    The placing of flawed research and propoganda like this really is part of our stock trade..

    I think we are getting rather good at it, even if I say so myself !!

  215. 215
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    we are so fortunate that people with psychic abilities who have their finger on the pulse of international developments are willing to post here.

  216. 216
    Dan Twat Hooodges says:


    I know it all went a bit tits up with my last couple of articles on the Farage v Clegg debate – the damn plebs even worked out that I had pre-written the article and I got a lot of flak for accidentally letting slip how much all us progressives hate democracy. But can I try again? I’ll accept less money this time. I’m going to try to say how modern Clegg is and how Farage is a lot like the B & P and reminds me of Hitler.


    D Hooodges

  217. 217
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    All our audiences are completely unbiased. We pick them from a Guardian subscription list

  218. 218
    K G Britain says:

    Do you have grandchildren Toxic?

    Watch yoiur mouth if you value them!

  219. 219
    Black people can be racist towards other blacks too says:

    “Go back to making curry goat or jerk chicken, motherfucker”

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    I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Funny that eh !!!!

    Its like everyone we studied at college about propoganda and smearing..

    We actually get to do it in real time.

    In 20 years they will be studying all the articles my team and I placed and will try and work out which ones were ours, and which ones were actually written by the newspapers..

    Must rush, a lot of smearing to finish today and articles for friday and saturday to send to the papers.


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    Finding MeMo says:

    he looks a bit two faced

  222. 222
    Fuck off you troll says:

    That’s fucking disgusting. Guido, can you delete this please.

  223. 223
    K G Britain says:

    Father of three:

    not for much longer!

  224. 224
    Llareggub says:

    A bird in the hand is worth tulips on your cock.

  225. 225
    Llareggub says:

    What am I to conclude from the fact that he can’t seem to defend the EU on its merits, and has to resort to tricks that he knows are frauds.

  226. 226
    Labour says:

    And we’re working on closing the UK energy market as well…

  227. 227
    K G Britain says:

    What can we do ? GCHQ!

    Shut the fuck up if you want to see your children and grandchildren!

  228. 228
    The LibLabCon says:

    Thats racist and illegal.

  229. 229
    A nonny mous says:

    Maybe the foreign nanny reversed over it, thought she was driving on the right.

  230. 230
    K G Britain says:

    Yeah, Brown dog, and you thought wrong.

  231. 231
    Committee for Imperial Defence says:

    Not really he was going to bomb the wrong bit. I like my Arabs ruled by a corrupt and easy to influenced despot not some ragtag group of Mad Mullhas who think brown paper bags are the work of Satan.

  232. 232
    I'm p@id by the EU, CCHQ and the BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

    I told you, start slowly, and try to nudge the debate.

    Don’t go all out like that, it exposes the lie to easiliy and makes you appear like a shouty nutter, like Clegg..

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  234. 234
    K G Britain says:

    You will learn to love homosexuals or your children will; Watch your mouth Anonymous

  235. 235
    Jethro says:

    Well, what do you expect with all this Global Warming?

  236. 236
    Right Full Rudder says:


    The only good fundamentalist muslim

  237. 237
    I want to know says:

    How much in total has the BBC received in secret funding from the EU?

  238. 238
    bingley says:

    Have you been shagged by Nick Clegg?

  239. 239

    After a long period of deep reflection, it is an unavoidable but profound conclusion that my political development has been entirely mistaken in its trajectory.

    Churchill must have been mistaken when he said “If you’re not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you’re not a conservative at forty you have no brain.”

    This is clearly wrong but it is promulgated to trip the unwary up. These states clearly need to be reversed and it is preferable to get the misguided right-wing stage out of the way in one’s youth. My intellectual hero, Tony Benn, would surely have approved of this.

    If one looks at the continent of South America, the states on the map such as Chile and Paraguay are situated on the left of the landmass whilst the socialist paradises (most of the others) are on the right. That alone should have given away the clue to the new realignment.

    Abril ha llegado tarde aquí.

  240. 240
    Labour's Crystal Rev says:

    Did someone mention rent boys and drugs?

  241. 241
    Me says:

    is a bore

  242. 242
    I'm not laughing says:

    Whether he’s found guilty or not guilty,
    Evans has still disgraced Parliament.

  243. 243
    No jam, just lard says:

    Wow !, our Nige has been found out, what shall we do, oh I know we’ll vote LibLabCon, honest as the day is long and will always look after the people of this country, just think Chukkus a buttie and Tim Yeo and Vince the Cable looking after our interests, we can rest in our beds and pray to our god the EU to keep us safe from those nasty Russians.

  244. 244
    nell says:

    Oh not another mindless cleggie versus nigel debate!

    What is the purpose of them ?!

  245. 245
    Jethro says:

    Well, deport them at the beginning of their sentences! Especially sentences that contain the racist and illegal (?) word Kafir.

  246. 246
  247. 247
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Is the Clegg v Farage debate worth watching?

  248. 248
    Right Full Rudder says:

    We were promised a referendum by Gordon on the EU constitution, then it had its name changed to the Lisbon Treaty and Gordon reneged.

    Dave gave us a cast iron guarantee on the Lisbon Treaty, then when Gordon signed it, Dave reneged.

    Nick promised us an in out referendum and didn’t even give a reason for reneging.

    The “lock” contains the fine print that “significant powers” must be passed to Europe. I guarantee you any future treaty will be found to not pass significant enough powers to activate it.

    I also guarantee you Dave already has 20 good excuses prepared for why not to hold a referendum, or to defer one to a future parliament.

    This is a game. You are being played.

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    You are confusing me with someone who gives a Fk.

  250. 250
    dog lover says:

    Cats kill birds and spread TB.

  251. 251
    Right Full Rudder says:

    We’re not signed up to Schengen. If we were, you wouldn’t need a passport, but nor would the shanty town full of Third Worlders in Calais need one to come here.

  252. 252
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Do you think of north as up ? how strange. Of course maps are drawn the way they are so as to hide the existence of the Aleutian Islands which “THEM” don’t want anybody to know about.

  253. 253
    Garfield says:

    Notice the similarities Millibands father kitten killer, call me Dave murdered Larry the cat.

  254. 254
    Viertelpfunder says:

    He was merely remarking, albeing at some length, that someone from overseas was not wholly au fait with the prevailing cuisine in the United States and in particular, the recipe of the food he’d ordered, and that she may be more comfortable preparing the food of the country she comes from. What is racist about that?

  255. 255
    how about says:

    To show the public that Clegg is a duplicitous lying bastard?

  256. 256
    Renoir says:

    Anyone who thinks that Putin is unreasonable should first have a look at a map of the world with Moscow at the centre.

  257. 257
    No Mr Clegg says:

    Europe is the UK’s most loss making market.
    This is odd, because the EU and British europhiles have been harmonising the UK with Europe for over four decades now, while insisting that Europe is our most important market.
    Figures show the UK’s current account balance with Europe is in deficit by some £90bn-£100bn a year, far worse than any other geographical region on the planet.
    Even the OBR recent report forecasts that the global market is set to grow twice as fast as the EU’s.
    Why anyone would want the UK to remain within the EU is beyond me to logically understand.

  258. 258

    Two years ago people were saying who’s this Farage bloke………….Well now you know. And still the thick twats believe the lies and promises of the other three prats, mainly because mummy and daddy have always voted this way.
    Well if you want to get into the U.K.I.P. party, first you’ve got to show us your balls, if you know where they are.

  259. 259
    As I said earlier today - for those who missed it says:

    The f****g MoD make me sick says:
    April 1, 2014 at 9:27 am

    Fucking bloody marvellous. So it is apparently ok to take these bastards out from 1000 yards, but try that from 6 feet on somebody who has spent the best part of the day trying to kill you and your mates and the cvnts in the MOD legal branch charge you with fucking murder.

    There really is something very rotten in the state of MoD.

  260. 260
    Jack Ketch says:

    Six months? In the early 1970s it was a full year for a private phone line and it only came down to six months for business when they put mini-exchanges in caravans on street corners.

  261. 261
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:


  262. 262
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    You misheard. What he actually said was “bumming”.

  263. 263
  264. 264
    How do we deal with a thick business secretary? says:

    Par for the course for a thick Libdem. If he had managed a “failed sale” he could have dealt with that by lowering the offer price by 10 quid a day until folk began to bite. He was utterly outwitted in not setting the price impossibly high as a starting point.

  265. 265
    How do we deal with a thick business secretary? says:

    My first thought too

  266. 266
    Jack Ketch says:

    Only in April sunshine.

  267. 267
    How do we deal with a thick business secretary? says:

    No please don’t. We can get to the end and onto the next entry without further delay.

  268. 268
    Boris shagged my hamster says:

    Take a chum up the Arcelor.

    And then marry him.

  269. 269
    How do we deal with a thick business secretary? says:

    Obviously the left half. There, not difficult was it?

  270. 270
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Congrats. you have stated the deeper wisdom of Ayn Rand :-)

    (No Sarc)

  271. 271
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    Have you seen the size of our closet?


  272. 272
    Helly Bonny Farter says:

    And I sat on his face.

  273. 273
    Village blacksmith says:

    Get your pitchforks sharpened here. Looks like they are going to be needed before much longer. Bubble, bubble….

  274. 274
    The writing's on the wall says:

    It was a fair response to the question if a little graphic and the truth hurts as they say.

    Let this be a warning of the stakes at play.

  275. 275
    Village blacksmith says:

    Did ^^^ just get pushed off the boat?

  276. 276
    The writing's on the wall says:

    …and that takes some doing these days.

  277. 277
    Village blacksmith says:

    One of the few things our beloved politicians did right!

  278. 278
    Village blacksmith says:

    It was a thick Libdem that left the envelope on the table – or don’t you read the news? Perhaps you are one of their closet supporters.

  279. 279
    Village blacksmith says:

    His dirty scrawny neck by the look of it.

  280. 280
    Abbopotamus says:

    Black people can’t possibly be racist.


  281. 281
    Village blacksmith in Guantanamo says:

    Just don’t let them out. Build the walls higher and ensure bacon butties are always on the breakfast menu.

  282. 282
    Village blacksmith says:

    The company’s ‘value’ was not damaged. The sell off was grossly mismanaged by some cretin from Twickenham who set price 10 times too low and then left a lot of spare cash on the table when the vultures dropped in for tea and bikkies.

  283. 283
    fedz says:

    Every time I see Clegg, he’s grinning, holding a UKIP flyer, a deep subliminal yearning perhaps?

  284. 284

    My ADSL went off early today, the very morning which I had intended to resume posting. Clearly this should have gone before midday!

  285. 285
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Show us the list of greedy company bosses that support the lowering of British workers’ standard of living and EU tax avoidance.
    80% of British GDP is traded internally and these corporate parasites need British consumers more than we need them.
    Let’s all boycott Clegg’s EU obsessive paymasters.

  286. 286
    Max Clifford's press secretary says:

    Christine Keeler

  287. 287
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    Never ever trust a Libdem. Lying is in their DNA.

  288. 288
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    No with me it was only 12 pints as I do not drink so much.

  289. 289
    Pink Panther says:

    ……..It was a bum!

  290. 290
    Disgruntled spad says:

    “Nick Clegg was once a partner in the Brussels lobbying firm which counsels Russian president Vladimir Putin “in major international news stories.” The firm, GPlus Europe, also acts in Brussels for Gazprom, the Russian state-controlled energy giant.”


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    Come on Miriam, do your bit for England says:

    More and more it seems clear to state that deceitful is not the word for Mr Clegg.
    Surely Miriam can give him extra housekeeping jobs to ensure that he is not allowed outside his house?
    Jobs like washing, ironing, cleaning behind the cooker?

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    I can't defend the EU, so help me make up some bogus evidence says:

    I think a lot of people will be feeling like this.

  293. 293
    Anonymous says:

    Are you an experienced teacher in the art of pot holing? Will you take me into the deep moist crevices?

  294. 294
    Anonymous says:

    There will be several stooges in the audience on the BBC and the media will once again claim Clegg won hands down, but it will not sway a single UKIP voter to change sides in fact many liblabcon voters will switch to UKIP. The smears are getting desperate with the Daily mail now claiming that 40% of the public think Farage is a danger to Britain., Its fucking hilarious, the LIBLABCONS are shitting themselves because they know the game is up.

  295. 295
    Big Yellow taxi says:

    Simon Hughes in particular?

  296. 296
    UKIPPER says:

    Elections in 2014+ 2015

    Our homeland famed for hope and glory
    Will not be saved by voting Tory
    For Cameron has a different view
    He’ll sell us all to the EU

    And soon you’ll hear from the Libdem
    Vote for us, were not like them
    But I would say ignore them please
    Remember the tuition fees

    And what about the Labour lot
    Who’s secret immigration plot
    Has worked exactly as designed
    When they the Lisbon Treaty signed

    Your dreams alas will turn to dust
    If in these parties you put trust
    Now is the time to get a grip
    Get rid of this lot VOTE UKIP

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    Is Cleggy's birth certificate an apology from the condom factory? says:

    And my, how it works.

  298. 298
    Anonymous says:

    Expect this to continue ad nauseum. If you have been watching closely the debate on the Scottish referendum, which no one has, because why would they – then you will see a pattern. Business leaders strongarmed, woops I mean approached for support, “news” planted in the Daily Mail, “reports” from “impeccable” sources backing up exactly what the Minister says. Civil Servants Shanghai’d into providing ammo for debate etc, smears, lies and utter nonsense. They are doing this already in Scotland and will pick up speed in England on this as well (essentially the same arguments) to fully play out their arguments is to talk down the country by saying we couldn’t POSSIBLY manage on our own

  299. 299

    Reblogged this on wheelsofpoliticalsteel and commented:
    If he can’t explain why he thinks the EU is a good thing to be a member of, without help, then he obviously has no real reason for being IN other than he hopes to work for the EU in future like Baroness Ashton, Neil Kinnock & Glynis Kinnock! He should be able to recite chapter & verse from memory everything that supports #WhyCleggIsIn.

    Nigel Farage on the other hand hasn’t had any coaching, speaks without notes regularly extolling the criminal waste of tax payers money from every member state and why it makes NO Economic sense to be a federalist union, a political union or to be ruled by an Undemocratic body and whom we have no way of holding them to task!
    I know #WhyImOut as do many millions of citizens all over the European Union who can see their hard earned money wasted!

  300. 300
    broderick crawford says:

    in fact from today mcloughlin has taken his finger partially out and has placed a £10 entry fee to all foreign truckers ente ring UK road space .

    I do not know if this includes EU truckers …. strongly hope it does .

    However …. johnny foreigner being as macchiavellian as he us will soon find a way to circumvent this even if by registering his foreign operation care of a UK accomodation address.

    Indeed could he even be arsed to do so . Ten quid is hardly staring bankruptcy in the face is it …. and anyway it will just go on the price which with the cheap fuel and subsidies will still make euro truckers more competitive than brits .

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    thostids says:

    Only in very, very tiny print that you couldn’t possibly read.
    Only a foreigner could refer the electorate to the reason why every single word he says is actually untrue!

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    broderick crawford says:

    Presumably Donna Senora Clegg is too savvy by half to let Clegg patriarch into their kitchen .

    If he is capable of screwing up a whole political party so as to make it forever unelectabke think what damage he could wreak to a fitted kitchen ……

  303. 303
    Disheartened Patriot says:

    Watch Dimblebore pander to the future Lord Clegg. How on earth did this public school s**t become the so-called “Deputy Prime Minister”: shamelessly milking the perks and relying on (at least two) close protection officers constantly keeping the plebs from assaulting this brazen chancer and liar

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    broderick crawford says:

    has the gentleman on the left got a dunce s cap on ??

    oh sorry it s the microphone protruding from his head .

  305. 305
    broderick crawford says:

    Only ever had one ball
    Was not so very Tall
    Was very simlar
    And good old Eichmann
    Had got no balls at all

  306. 306
    broderick crawford says:

    Is it my failing eyesight or is the Baroness becoming somewhat alluring in her mature years .

  307. 307
    broderick crawford says:

    Yes the Baroness even attempts to emulate Lady Penelope s sartorial panache …. with disastrous results

  308. 308
    broderick crawford says:


    Yasmin Alibhai Down !

    Yasmin Alibhai Down!

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    Tom Catesby says:

    How do you know it’s as much as 7%?

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Clear as mud, it makes much greater sense, than when he says it in English,although I understand the Dutch and English words for shit are very similar,I’ll vote for him immediately!

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    Tom Catesby says:

    He his not a ‘nice bloke’ neither are his party a ‘nice party’!

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    Tom Catesby says:

    The tweet about Ashton would be very funny, if the whole EU pantomime wasn’t so f^cking expensive.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Funny, the Ukie thinking he had to get elected to get in that lineup.
    Ashton looks a lot like the wife of one of my neighbours and they do have something else in common. Nobody elected either of ‘em.

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    Scott of the Arse Antics. says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Gave a good speech too.

  316. 316
    Scott of the Arse Antics. says:

    Share and share alike I say, how’s the future baronet going to keep herself in frocks without the cash?

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    Mike Hodges says:

    After last weeks performance Monsieur Clegg is going to need to pull something out of his hat if he hopes to win over the British people. Or has he given up hope of winning over the people and now is hoping for a nice EU job after he’s deposed as LibDem leader/Deputy Prime Minister?

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    Is moddy Vince's brother?. says:

    It certainly does, including my earler reference to ‘Knock down Vince’

  319. 319
    Biffo says:

    Just love the title ‘High Representative’ – sounds like something out of the Hobbit. But it certainly fills the carpet bags with elven geld – and all without ever being elected – for anything.

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    Dave says:

    I would.

  321. 321
    Dave says:

    why is she dressed like a Bond villains henchman?

  322. 322
    Dave says:

    fuck the muzzie Hunt,one less.

  323. 323
    Dave says:

    Is this the new Mcdonalds advert?

  324. 324
    Wee Jamie says:

    Tax payer funded propaganda for the LibDems!

    A striking similarity to the tax payer funded propaganda, initiated by the PM from all UK Government Departments, against Scotland’s independence movement.

    Cameron, who said it should be a decision for the Scots when he defended his position of not debating the issues with Salmond.

  325. 325
    Blowing Whistles says:

    He died fighting the z!onists, he da tru playa.

  326. 326
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You can’t say the j word because it sets off the mongs.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    UNITE are pro EU and pro open borders. UNITE want more members earning less so the UNITE leaders get big pay rises due to increased membership.
    Lorry drivers wages have been decimated and UNITE don’t care and do nothing.

  328. 328
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    The LibDems are pro Palestinian and anti Semites. Is that picture a fake ?

  329. 329
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Well done Nige. It’s called a rebate. As no one ever asked if they could take it, no one can complain if we get it back.

  330. 330
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Clegg went to The Learn To Be Obsessively European College in Bruges.

  331. 331
    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to spread smears about UKIP says:

    They told us they got £50m, and thats where quite a but of our funding comes from.

    Bring it on I say, it pays my mortgage…

    A jobs a job, I’ll smear anyone.

    I’m a smear for hire….

  332. 332
    Game On says:

    UKIP HQ had to change their phone number and will no longer take “number withheld” calls, due to a barrage of extremely repulsive hate calls.

    LibLabCon are panic stricken.
    BBC will probably stuff tomorrow’s audience with a battalion of Amy Rutlands and newly married gay couples.

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    The Cake of Doom says:

    Not really: the Dutch for ‘shit’ is watuitjearseiskomming.

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    Vai Tibi says:

    if anyone is in doubt about the origins, and intentions, of the EU just google ‘European Economic Community 1942′. It’s all there in English and the original German. Fascists the lot of them!

  335. 335
    Cloussau says:

    The Pink Panther was the diamond

  336. 336
    micant1812 says:

    Reblogged this on My Blog.

  337. 337
    Carry on Lying through their teeth says:

    Watch out for the exciting new TV series over the next two years!
    A whole cast of the usual suspects, Conlibliebore, BBC, the press, the metropolitan gobshites etc. Who will be desperately trying to put the fear of God into the British people, by means of the usual lies, distortions and fabricated ‘facts’. This one guaranteed to run on a TV, radio and in a newspaper near you. Brought to you by EUSSR productions.

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    I saw a mouse says:

    Cheesy bastard!

  339. 339
    Tom Catesby says:

    The shits not ‘coming’ it’s already here.

  340. 340
    Tom Catesby says:

    That’s what I call giving the taxpayer value for money. As the Duke of Wellington said, ‘make that man a sergeant!’

  341. 341
    Tom Catesby says:

    No! like I said before, she has begun to look a lot like my mate Dave’s ex wife. Two things they have in common. Not alluring and not elected.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    P.S. Not the Dave above my comment, I’m sure his good lady is perfectly charming, if possibly unelected.

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