April 1st, 2014

Clegg Using Taxpayer Funded SpAd for Secret Debate Trick

Desperate to draw blood tomorrow, Nick Clegg has cracked out the Student Debating Playbook. The Deputy Prime Minister’s taxpayer-funded Special Adviser Adam Pritchard is secretly approaching bosses from household name firms to try get them to sign this pre-drafted letter to be placed in a paper tomorrow morning:

Dear Sir,

Nick Clegg and Nigel Farage will this week hold their second debate on the question of Britain’s future in Europe. As leading transport companies representing all sectors, we are clear that the UK should remain in the European Union which has delivered unparalleled benefits for the British transport and freight sector by allowing our companies to cross borders and enter markets across Europe. The dismantling of trade barriers has been responsible for cheaper prices for consumers and a dramatic increase in the choice of destinations at the fingertips of holidaymakers across the country. 

It is crucial that we do not cut ourselves off from the rest of Europe and that we defend the future health of the transport sector and the hundreds of thousands (or millions?) of jobs it supports. Leaving the EU would take us from economic certainty to huge uncertainty with the potential for extra costs and burdensome barriers impeding freight flows and harming passengers, businesses and employees alike. 

The EU needs reform. The full potential of the single market is yet to be fully realised and we must break down the final barriers to transport and trade. However, to seize these opportunities, the UK needs to be in Europe leading reform, working with other countries and delivering the changes that will boost our trade within the EU and beyond.


Clegg will then brandish this letter from the podium as if he had nothing to do with it. Well that was the plan anyway…

Last week we had Clegg’s office admit that the DPM was being briefed by taxpayer funded civil servants for his robotic ‘fact’ barrage at Farage, now this week his taxpayer-funded gofers are attempting trickery. It’s as if Clegg is scared… 


  1. 1
    Yellow Belly says:

    Yellow by name. Yellow by nature.


    • 5
      Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

      Yes these yellow traitors need to be shown up for what they are. they want to destroy England.


      • 6
        Socialism is theft says:

        Only 7% of what the Lib Dems tells the public is true. They basically tell lies.


        • 35
          I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to spread smears about UKIP says:

          Hi guys

          We’ve been super busy here, calling in favours from everywhere, and getting articles placed multiple times in the papers.

          The Daily Mail have been absolute stars I can tell you, and there is no way we could have got the negative coverage for Nigel that we need, and that our bonus’s are based on, without their unique help. Thumbs up lads, thanks.

          Also the Alistair Campbell interview with Nigel was an absolute gift… god knows why he did that interview with him, it has given us a minefield of quotes that we can misrepresent, partially quote and smear to our hearts content…

          The big theme this week has been trying to link UKIP with the B and P, its difficult to do becuase they are a left wing organisation and anyone with half a brain knows this, but if you say the two names enough, and repeat them, again,again, again, again, the subtleties are lost and the damage is done. Well thats our strategy anayway.

          Must get on now, we have a very busy week and are prepping the weekend press with the stories and smears they need to run after the debate. Lets hope we don’t get caught out by the opinion polls again which proves us wrong last week.

          We can but try.

          As Bruce would say, keep on smear’n !!


          • EUSSR Broadcasting Company says:

            You didn’t mention those ‘orible fags he smokes, make shure you get plenty of shots of him puffing. Oh, and don’t forget RACISM!!!!


          • Adams says:

            Any truth in the rumour that Clegg has asked Farage to marry him ? LOL .


          • I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

            Ahh the old ‘racist’ smear, its one of my old favourites, its worked for us in the past, but our analysis now shows its past its sell by date, as much as I would love it not to be !

            The public have sort of realised that Farage and UKIP, are not, and never have actually been, racist.

            The problem for us is, Nigel bowled a blinder last week with Clegg, when he explained very simply, UKIP are not against immigration, they are against ‘uncontrolled immigration’. It was as if the public had never actualy heard this before… To be fair the media have never previously reported that so why would they know it !!!

            What made complete sense was Nigel saying he wants a points based system which can attract and target immigrants with the skills that the UK needs at any particular time.

            There is no denying, it makes sense and strikes a cord with voters, even black and Asian immigrants already here (our polling tells us this).

            This was a big problem for us becuase a) its common sense and thus b) it chimes with the public.

            The nub of the issue is, no one is saying that Canada or Austrialia is racist for having a points / skills based immigration policy, so how can we call UKIP racist for simply wanting the same thing.

            So whilst we want to keep playing the racist card becuase it plays so well to the media, the massive problem is, its hard to make it stick any more, the debate has moved on.

            Don’t get me wrong, I’m more than happy to keep chucking out the cheap racist smears, again, again and again, but there does come a point when the public realise we are like the kid crying wolf if we keep screaming racist. The racist card has lost its currency.

            The bottom line is, the racist card against UKIP is now counter productive and doing us active harm. Lynton has done some private polling which proves most of the public (apart from the really really thick ones) just dont belive this racist smear any more.

            I will give it a few more goes in the Mirror though… some of their readers still belive it !!


          • ppppp says:

            pervert…… source………….mother
            p@edo….. god………………dad
            pi………… drink…………….son
            poo……… sh@@………….. birth affirmation
            pull………. the udder one….love handle.
            udder is the side handle above the heart.
            father is the space above dad.
            dad is the back side of the top of the head. front side of th head is above the forehead. difference between in and out is one. one day, one second, one something. in the world of BIG daddy, father is always ahead/above until it is time?


          • Dan Twat Hooodges says:


            I know it all went a bit tits up with my last couple of articles on the Farage v Clegg debate – the damn plebs even worked out that I had pre-written the article and I got a lot of flak for accidentally letting slip how much all us progressives hate democracy. But can I try again? I’ll accept less money this time. I’m going to try to say how modern Clegg is and how Farage is a lot like the B & P and reminds me of Hitler.


            D Hooodges


        • 309
          Tom Catesby says:

          How do you know it’s as much as 7%?


      • 59
        albacore says:

        Ain’t you noticed yet, chap? These days anything goes
        If you go by Parliament instead of your nose
        They’ll take any E U shit and call it a rose
        Why devote any credence to owt they propose?


      • 218
        K G Britain says:

        Do you have grandchildren Toxic?

        Watch yoiur mouth if you value them!


    • 20

      Is Clegg from Holland?


    • 111
      ed martin says:

      if transport support clegg – thats interesting

      euro and uk rules work strongly in favour of continental trucks/operators/drivers

      have a word with UNITE (ex T&G) and ask if their members find the job competition they encounter to be fair – and note that most lorry drivers do work full hours many on highly flexible and demanding rotas

      if the bosses favour the clegg approach it suggests that they have adjusted happily to the unfairness – and that would be a fine illustration of liberal hypocrisy


      • 300
        broderick crawford says:

        in fact from today mcloughlin has taken his finger partially out and has placed a £10 entry fee to all foreign truckers ente ring UK road space .

        I do not know if this includes EU truckers …. strongly hope it does .

        However …. johnny foreigner being as macchiavellian as he us will soon find a way to circumvent this even if by registering his foreign operation care of a UK accomodation address.

        Indeed could he even be arsed to do so . Ten quid is hardly staring bankruptcy in the face is it …. and anyway it will just go on the price which with the cheap fuel and subsidies will still make euro truckers more competitive than brits .


      • 327
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        UNITE are pro EU and pro open borders. UNITE want more members earning less so the UNITE leaders get big pay rises due to increased membership.
        Lorry drivers wages have been decimated and UNITE don’t care and do nothing.


    • 287
      Labour is the nasty party. says:

      Never ever trust a Libdem. Lying is in their DNA.


    • 291
      Come on Miriam, do your bit for England says:

      More and more it seems clear to state that deceitful is not the word for Mr Clegg.
      Surely Miriam can give him extra housekeeping jobs to ensure that he is not allowed outside his house?
      Jobs like washing, ironing, cleaning behind the cooker?


      • 302
        broderick crawford says:

        Presumably Donna Senora Clegg is too savvy by half to let Clegg patriarch into their kitchen .

        If he is capable of screwing up a whole political party so as to make it forever unelectabke think what damage he could wreak to a fitted kitchen ……


    • 294
      Anonymous says:

      There will be several stooges in the audience on the BBC and the media will once again claim Clegg won hands down, but it will not sway a single UKIP voter to change sides in fact many liblabcon voters will switch to UKIP. The smears are getting desperate with the Daily mail now claiming that 40% of the public think Farage is a danger to Britain., Its fucking hilarious, the LIBLABCONS are shitting themselves because they know the game is up.


      • 332
        Game On says:

        UKIP HQ had to change their phone number and will no longer take “number withheld” calls, due to a barrage of extremely repulsive hate calls.

        LibLabCon are panic stricken.
        BBC will probably stuff tomorrow’s audience with a battalion of Amy Rutlands and newly married gay couples.


    • 296
      UKIPPER says:

      Elections in 2014+ 2015

      Our homeland famed for hope and glory
      Will not be saved by voting Tory
      For Cameron has a different view
      He’ll sell us all to the EU

      And soon you’ll hear from the Libdem
      Vote for us, were not like them
      But I would say ignore them please
      Remember the tuition fees

      And what about the Labour lot
      Who’s secret immigration plot
      Has worked exactly as designed
      When they the Lisbon Treaty signed

      Your dreams alas will turn to dust
      If in these parties you put trust
      Now is the time to get a grip
      Get rid of this lot VOTE UKIP


  2. 2
    Astroturf Watch says:

    Nick is totally bogus.

    When he was allegedly ‘popular’ be had to pay for some of his audiences during the last election.


    • 225
      Llareggub says:

      What am I to conclude from the fact that he can’t seem to defend the EU on its merits, and has to resort to tricks that he knows are frauds.


      • 292
        I can't defend the EU, so help me make up some bogus evidence says:

        I think a lot of people will be feeling like this.


  3. 3
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    I’ll sign that letter for Nick.


  4. 4
    still walking into darkness says:

    I still like this ‘Nick’s a nice bloke’ tag that you see everywhere on this debate.
    What’s that got to do with our EU membership? I suppose he is a nice bloke in the sense that’s he about the only lib dem left without some known deviance or some sort of corruption conviction


  5. 7
    Lawn Arranger says:

    “…………….and a dramatic increase in the choice of destinations at the fingertips of holidaymakers across the country.”

    Is he phuqing serious?


  6. 8
    Peter Martin says:

    That worked well, then.

    How is this man anywhere near the wheels of governance?

    It’s not like he was elected in or anything.


  7. 9
    I was Hitlers missing bollock says:

    Read the small print…


    • 305
      broderick crawford says:

      Only ever had one ball
      Was not so very Tall
      Was very simlar
      And good old Eichmann
      Had got no balls at all


  8. 10
    CND running EU Defence says:


  9. 11
    Roy Orbison says:

    “Just running scared……”


  10. 12
    Sarah Millington says:

    Clegg is a pensioned sock puppet of the EU.

    We used to call those who took a foreign Governments money to do their bidding against their own country traitors.

    The sooner Clegg packs his bags & leaves the British to it the better – no-one is really stating he is British are they?


    • 25
      The Dutch Ambassador says:

      He will go on saying he is British for as long as he is told to.


      • 67
        Rumpypumpy - Head Boy says:

        Until we get him in Brussels Nick Clegg is our British not so secret agent.
        After that we will do with him what we want.


      • 169
        MrNedward says:

        he thinks of himself as European before being British. He is loyal to the EU NOT to Britain.


  11. 13
  12. 14
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Poor Vince, the Tories played him like an old fiddle and set him up big time for the fall!

    Cable had an agreement for the banks to hold onto shares and they ignored him and sold them anyway. You played a blinder, Vince.

    So,Vince Cable entered a ‘gentleman’s agreement’ with bankers not to sell shares in Royal Mail on floatation and they ignored him.Leopard.spots?

    Then, the banks told Cable ‘that they would not buy in at any more than 330p – the eventual price at which shares were set’ Played like a fiddle!

    The City ran rings around a barely competent Govt Minister, Vince Cable, and he gave into them.

    So, now we have a Business Minister who doesn’t ‘get’ business; a Chancellor who doesn’t ‘get’ economics; a Health Minister who doesn’t ‘get’ health; an Environment Minister who doesn’t ‘get’ climate change; a Work and Pensions Sec who doesn’t ‘get’ social security and an Education Sec who has no understanding of education.Great!


    • 37
      Billy Hague says:

      At least we have a Foreign Secretary who thought bombing Syria was a good thing to do.


      • 231
        Committee for Imperial Defence says:

        Not really he was going to bomb the wrong bit. I like my Arabs ruled by a corrupt and easy to influenced despot not some ragtag group of Mad Mullhas who think brown paper bags are the work of Satan.


      • 262
        Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

        You misheard. What he actually said was “bumming”.


    • 38
      You silly fcuker says:

      Shame they are in power really as the previous administration were so much more competent at handling financial matters, and gold, come to that.

      I’m thinking of one Gordron McFcukwit, he never gave money to the banks at the publics expense, now did he?


    • 40
      Aaron D Highside. says:

      Perhaps we need the economics comedy geniuses back – Ed Ed and Gordon! Oh, sorry, Gordon’s away becoming a multi-millionaire Socialist.


    • 70
      Socialism is the lowest common denominator says:

      Cut & paste – for the win!


    • 74
      Cor Blimey says:

      Then why do you think that Uncle Vince is currently so into the Guardian?


    • 82
      Mong Watch says:

      As pointed out when posted on last thread, climate change is bollocks.

      Now fuck off back under your little Labour rock.


    • 113
      Can't someone shoot these cunts? says:

      So what you’re saying is – this government is as totally fucking useless as its predecessor?

      Who’d have thought it?


      • 148
        M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

        I’m afraid the worst thing this government is going to do is put the last government back in.


    • 114
      Right Full Rudder says:

      And if it was up to you, Ed Miliband would be prime minister, Ed Balls would be running the economy and Diane Abbott would be in the cabinet. So thanks for the input.


    • 151
      Táxpáyér says:

      >n Environment Minister who doesn’t ‘get’ climate change

      This is a definite positive and it’s total bollocks.


  13. 16
    Mr 7% Clegg says:

    7% of what I say is the truth.


  14. 17
    Anonymous says:

    The more popular UKIP and Farage become , the more the LibLabCon will try and smear them and use every dirty trick in the book.


    • 55
      I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

      At last, somebody understands me……..

      All is not wasted.. I will get my bonus…


  15. 18
    Mr T says:

    I pity the April Fools!


  16. 19
    The EU has Blood on its Hands says:


  17. 23
    Wankerwatch says:

    Absolutely and the irony of this statement by Cable …

    “The report concludes there was a real risk of a failed sale attached to pushing the price too high. And a failed sale would have been the worst outcome for taxpayers and jeopardised the operation of Royal Mail.”

    You blockhead, Vince. A ‘failed sale’ would have been brilliant as the government and public get to keep a profitable, growing company.


    • 34
      David Cameron says:

      The Rich deserve free money though, don’t they?

      Any investor who took on the mighty risk of investing in a company that everyone and his dog new was vastly undervalued…..well they deserve to be mighty rewarded…

      Whilst people like Nurses, police, fire fighters, soldiers…..people who’s just opted for the quiet life with no personal risk and without doing anything socially useful….well they need their pay to fall in real terms year on year.


    • 60
      jgm2 says:

      as the government and public get to keep a profitable, growing company.

      Yeah. Because letter delivery is a goldmine in the 21st century.

      All the ‘value’ in Royal Mail is in its real estate.


      • 83
        Somebody thinks it's a good company 'cos they pushed it's value up 80% says:

        A lot of people prefer hard copy, and of course Ebay has produced a whole new source of posters.


      • 86
        Just Saying. says:

        Also Royal Mail’s high pricing structure is distorting and reducing the internet sales market. It now costs more to send a book by Royal Mail than to buy the book.
        Socialist economics.


      • 152
        Táxpáyér says:

        We need to return to waiting 6 months to get a telephone.


        • 260
          Jack Ketch says:

          Six months? In the early 1970s it was a full year for a private phone line and it only came down to six months for business when they put mini-exchanges in caravans on street corners.


      • 264
        How do we deal with a thick business secretary? says:

        Par for the course for a thick Libdem. If he had managed a “failed sale” he could have dealt with that by lowering the offer price by 10 quid a day until folk began to bite. He was utterly outwitted in not setting the price impossibly high as a starting point.


  18. 30
    Lupo says:

    Why have you brought an innocent dog into this Geedo?


  19. 40
    Nemesis says:

    What a weird democracy we have when a clown like Clegg and the Lib Dems on such an extremely low vote from the public can wield so much power. It’s almost fucking corrupt.


  20. 42
    Anonymous says:

    You can’t barrage the Farage.


  21. 45
    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Well done Guido that’s fucked Clegg’s plan up, Farage will tear him a new arse tomorrow. It just remains to see what tricks the Biased BBC are planing to make try and help Clegg


    • 91
      I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

      How many times do I have to tell you – We are working bl00dy hard… we literally cannot go any faster, if we spun and smeared any more the plates would fall of the table !!

      Gotta get a couple more articles in the Daily Mail before Wednesday, the Indy and Guardian will get them a couple of hours later.


    • 102
      Dumbleby of the BBC. says:

      I can assure everyone in the UK and Europe that myself and the exalted BBC will do everything in our power to make sure that Nick Clegg convincingly wins the debate.
      Our bussed in handpicked audience and rabble rousers are fully in place, and I will constantly interrupt Farage so ensure he proves incoherent.
      One of the questioners could be Evan Davies who is also on our BBC disruption team in the live brain dead audience.
      Any complaints on this to the BBC will be thrown into our permanent black hole.


      • 110
        BBC spokesperson says:

        According to our poll, Nick Clegg has won a resounding victory in tomorrow night’s debate according to our postal vote system where
        Nick took 145% of the vote with Farrage failing to score a single vote.


    • 187
      Bob Flemming says:

      Hopefully Nige will remind everyone about the soft loans that the BBC receives from the EU


      • 237
        I want to know says:

        How much in total has the BBC received in secret funding from the EU?


        • 331
          I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to spread smears about UKIP says:

          They told us they got £50m, and thats where quite a but of our funding comes from.

          Bring it on I say, it pays my mortgage…

          A jobs a job, I’ll smear anyone.

          I’m a smear for hire….


  22. 47
    Clegg the Great Feartie says:

    Clegg, scared? nah, never.

    He’s not scared, he’s bl**dy terrified!


  23. 48
    Firm But Fair says:

    Theft. Pure and simple he is stealing from the taxpayer to fund his private, party political work. He should be charged with theft and imprisoned with an exemplary sentence.


    • 329
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Well done Nige. It’s called a rebate. As no one ever asked if they could take it, no one can complain if we get it back.


  24. 49
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Liberal Democrats: lower than whale shit in the Mariana Trench.


  25. 51
    screwball watch says:



  26. 57
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    I’ve told everyone that the LibDems punch above their weight.

    In actual fact, we punch below the belt.



  27. 63
    tigerowl says:

    What is wrong with Clegg getting pro EU people on board? Pro EU need to step up the debate. Neanderthals, bigots and every other anti EU numpties who can not be bothered to check Farages facts are falling for the UKIP rubbish. Business people know the risk if leaving the EU so they should be involved in the debate. Farage lost the EU debate ages ago that is why he turned the debate to migrant and immigration. That way he picks up the loonies from the BNP and EDL who just hate foreigners. Add a bit of anti human rights into the argument and every one who blames the world for their own trouble is on board. tonight’s debate will just be another shouting match between a pub debater and a failed political party leader. It will make no difference to the referendum when it happens. Britain will vote to stay in. That is why Farage hardly talks about the EU now without all the extra anti arguments added in.


    • 108
      Gobshite says:

      paragraph |ˈparəgrɑːf|


      a distinct section of a piece of writing, usually dealing with a single theme and indicated by a new line, indentation, or numbering.

      verb [ with obj. ]

      arrange (a piece of writing) in paragraphs.


      paragraphic |-ˈgrafɪk|adjective

      ORIGIN late 15th cent.: from French paragraphe, via medieval Latin from Greek paragraphos ‘short stroke marking a break in sense’, from para- ‘beside’ + graphein ‘write’.


    • 208
      I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:


      I’ve told you 100 times before…..

      Put some fricking paragraphs in your posts.

      They are unreadable and rubbish…

      At least make them readable.


      • 267
        How do we deal with a thick business secretary? says:

        No please don’t. We can get to the end and onto the next entry without further delay.


  28. 65
    screw loose scanbot says:

    In other news, the Scotch propose to drive on the right. What? It will cost an absolute fortune and you’ve forgotten the sassenachs will not be paying this time.

    Just invent a new delicacy instead, deep fried snick’ers anybody?


  29. 66
    lescrompsblogg says:

    Apparently Clegg the clog is half Dutch,wonder which half ?


    • 269
      How do we deal with a thick business secretary? says:

      Obviously the left half. There, not difficult was it?


  30. 75
    screw loose scanbot says:

    Oddest things seem to upset the bot. FFS.


    • 92
      Mitch says:

      It’s a bit idiosyncratic. Stay away from dr1nk, dr1v1ng, and our host’s team names.


      • 96
        screw loose scanbot says:

        The middle one was spot on, but why??


        • 104
          Mitch says:

          Our host has a conv1ction for said same. We don’t care, but he’s a bit touchy about it.

          There are other names, organisations and groups also banned. Just try it and see. Don’t take it personally.


          • screw loose scanbot says:

            Only said about the racking sco ts dr1v1ng on the r1ght when they go separate. Still upset.


        • 105
          brown-dog says:

          You can type muslims, but not j e w s.

          Tells you all you need to know about Guido’s modding agenda and his taking of the Murdoch shekel.

          And I thought this was a libertarian website!


    • 318
      Is moddy Vince's brother?. says:

      It certainly does, including my earler reference to ‘Knock down Vince’


  31. 90
    UKIP 4 ME says:

    When Clegg talks about 7% he must have mixed up his partys poll rating with the the percentage of laws made by the EU.

    Seven percent is what the libdems are going to get at the EU/local elections in May, the only surprise is that there are so many weird sandalistas out there.


  32. 94
    Right On Nigel says:

    Yet another “Tory” aka libLabCon press dig at Farage.

    Pleased to say that the commenters are having no truck with the author.



    • 212
      I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

      Hat tip… thank you…

      My own good hand..


  33. 95
    screw loose scanbot says:

    Can we hope that with immediate effect no pilot is able to turn off transponders and radios in any plane. Before I book another long distance flight.


  34. 98
    Garfield says:

    “France’s government resigns en masse (but Hollande’s clinging on): Failing socialist policies blamed for elections rout”

    So that is where Arnie Graff went.


  35. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Can imagine Clegg at school. I’d have bullied the little shit.


  36. 100
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:



  37. 103
    Thatcher Revolutionary says:

    can imagine Clegg at school. I’d have bullied him.


    • 181
      Commonroom Purpose says:

      He probably had the special ‘protection’ of some of the more liberal teachers.


  38. 109
    Anonymous says:

    Where is today’s story involving gays, cocks or sexual depravity?


  39. 115
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Two-headed deer spotted in Richmond Park. Locals warned not to approach



  40. 122
    Dan Hodges says:

    I’ve already written my article explaining why Nick Clegg won tomorrow’s debate.

    Please don’t argue with me, I am part of the elite and my mummy is an MP.


    • 189
      Mr Tony says:

      Hodges, come here quickly.

      The knobcheese is back, so suck it off will you? And do a proper job this time.


      • 213
        I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

        Please leave Dan alone.

        He has been very useful in our campaign and rarely makes many changes to the copy we send him.

        He is a good soldier…


  41. 125
    The smear meisters are at it again says:


    • 131
      screw loose scanbot says:

      Is that a survey done with the jail population, the 40% figure reminds me of something in those places. Oh yes, Rah man types.


      • 214
        I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

        Hat tip no 2..

        thank you.

        Another one of mine, quite a bit in the planning but provides useful material to quote and re quote from days weeks and months after the initial news article.

        The placing of flawed research and propoganda like this really is part of our stock trade..

        I think we are getting rather good at it, even if I say so myself !!


    • 132
      C.O.Jones says:

      Coming across a politician that speak the truth comes as a shock to most people.

      Can you trust a politician that speaks the truth???


    • 135
      The Tory Mafia says:

      The Daily Mail has a right downer on UKIP and Farage, so does the Telegraph. The Tories must be calling in old favours.


      • 220
        I'm paid by CCHQ, the EU and BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

        Funny that eh !!!!

        Its like everyone we studied at college about propoganda and smearing..

        We actually get to do it in real time.

        In 20 years they will be studying all the articles my team and I placed and will try and work out which ones were ours, and which ones were actually written by the newspapers..

        Must rush, a lot of smearing to finish today and articles for friday and saturday to send to the papers.



    • 138
      albacore says:

      Funny, that – we’ve been locked in for how many years?
      Yet, curiously, no referendum appears
      Not much longer now, though, as pretty soon there’ll be
      Of English voters here just a minority


      • 241
        Me says:

        is a bore


      • 248
        Right Full Rudder says:

        We were promised a referendum by Gordon on the EU constitution, then it had its name changed to the Lisbon Treaty and Gordon reneged.

        Dave gave us a cast iron guarantee on the Lisbon Treaty, then when Gordon signed it, Dave reneged.

        Nick promised us an in out referendum and didn’t even give a reason for reneging.

        The “lock” contains the fine print that “significant powers” must be passed to Europe. I guarantee you any future treaty will be found to not pass significant enough powers to activate it.

        I also guarantee you Dave already has 20 good excuses prepared for why not to hold a referendum, or to defer one to a future parliament.

        This is a game. You are being played.


        • 273
          Village blacksmith says:

          Get your pitchforks sharpened here. Looks like they are going to be needed before much longer. Bubble, bubble….


  42. 128
    Right On Nigel says:

    This free travel to Europe is a load of Bollocks anyway.

    When I were a lad it was much easier to get onto the continent. Just go down the post office, get a temporary passport and go. No Hassle, no checks, no security and you also got duty free fags and booze.

    These d


  43. 129
    screw loose scanbot says:

    Topics appear a bit short again, the pattern of the last few days. Pay Simon Carr his arrears at least.


  44. 130
    Open borders is a myth. says:

    This free travel to and back Europe is a load of Bollocks anyway.

    When I were a lad before the Common Market it was much easier to get onto the continent. Just go down the post office, get a temporary passport and off you go to France and beyond. No Hassle, no checks, no security and you also got duty free fags and booze.

    These days you need a full passport, hours spare for security checks and no cheapo fags and booze.


    • 194
      Lincolnshire in the 70s says:

      Even into the 70s I remember getting a passport from the post office: I had go to get the photo signed by a local worthy to stick onto the cardboard. I chose the local mayor because I knew her. She did the Saturday morning service wash shift at the launderette in the High Street. Those were the days of genuine local democracy, of course, when local councillors were local people with real jobs, who knew everyone.


    • 251
      Right Full Rudder says:

      We’re not signed up to Schengen. If we were, you wouldn’t need a passport, but nor would the shanty town full of Third Worlders in Calais need one to come here.


  45. 133
    No white honky gonna tell me what ta do says:


    • 136
      The BBC and the YAB infatuation says:

      She’s mad, she’s bad, she’s not British, does not like Britain and the BBC worship her every word.


    • 141
      bergen says:

      Always amuses me how she can make such totalitarian remarks with a straight face and denounce us as racists. Irony is obviously lost on her.


    • 146
      Fishy says:

      She was one of the co-signatories to the ‘Hacked-Off’ letter that appeared in the national press last week on the 1st anniversary of the signing if the Royal Charter (for the control of the free press).

      I really would like to see again the moment the ignorant bitch was spouting off about something or other, on QT, when she was interrupted by a woman from the audience who knew rather more than she did – on Iraq, I think (not hard). The audience member proceeded to show her up for the loud mouthed fake that she is.


    • 157
      Nigel says:

      Who are you?

      I’d never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, Yasmin, who voted for you, and what mechanism?

      I know democracy isn’t popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of Great Britain have to remove you?


    • 308
      broderick crawford says:


      Yasmin Alibhai Down !

      Yasmin Alibhai Down!


  46. 134
    frank says:

    April Fool methinks.
    The Caldicot Prep School Joyboy has no need of further corporate help- they’re all bought and paid for with endless anti competition EU regulations.
    The Ministry of Truth will provide the Question Time clones in the audience and a pinko “moderator” to rescue CLEGG from his cluelessness.


  47. 139
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Royal Mail undersold by £1bn shows that privatisation is really about ripping off the public, should be taken back into public ownership.


    • 166
      screw loose scanbot says:

      Yes let’s have more strike threats, oh goodie.

      If you ever collect from the sorting office, when that postie pretends to deliver and makes off, you will see the slovenly lard bods that need replacing.


    • 173
      P l e b says:

      So £ONE BILLION left on the table after the Royal Mail sale, and the Tories want us to believe they’re the party of financial competence.
      They should stick to hookers and crack cocaine.


      • 240
        Labour's Crystal Rev says:

        Did someone mention rent boys and drugs?


      • 278
        Village blacksmith says:

        It was a thick Libdem that left the envelope on the table – or don’t you read the news? Perhaps you are one of their closet supporters.


  48. 143
    What is this Pass? says:


    • 144
      A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

      No need for ‘gay’ bars now – they have just become normal homosexual beings. Lets just call them happy bars.


    • 147
      Evans thinks Man R@pe is funny. says:


  49. 145
    David Dimbleby's hairnet says:

    Opening speeches in advance.

    Clegg: UKIP are a racist fascist organisation that will cost this country 30 million jobs and forbid the UK from being in NATO, the Eurovision song contest , the Winter Olympics and prevent our football clubs playing in the champions league.
    Your summer holidays will require a £6000 visa AND a 50 hour wit at passport control.
    Letting in countless millions of immigrants to work in the British isles is a small price to pay for the many freedoms we enjoy.

    Farage: (lights fag) mr Clegg, no one believes a word you say ,because of the countless lies that you have told. All I want to say is this.
    It was the Liberals who sold the Royal, yes Royal Mail to a load of foreigners for half it’s value. Why?
    Because the EU told you to. You utter mongs!

    Right, I’m off to the pub, anyone in he audience fancy a pint?


    • 164
      screw loose scanbot says:

      Now though we see why Fall’on is st. Vincent’s deputy and not the other way round. Flack time is 100% on the Limp.

      Fall’on no doubt having a good drink today.


  50. 149
    geordieboy says:

    Like Ed Miliband ,Clegg is a real” Nowhere man living in his Nowhere Land, He doesn’t have a point of view not like me and you.” Courtesy of Lennon & McCartney.


  51. 150
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Happy birthday Mr Grayling.


  52. 154
    Swivel eyed loon and proud of it says:

    Ahhhh. Is young Nicky shitting his pantsy wantsy again?

    Rip his lying head off and shit down his neck Nigel.

    If there’s any fruitcakes about they’re the waste of oxygen who still support Mr 7%,


  53. 155
    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:

    Re THE DEBATE. Now that Clegg has been sussed what’s the betting he resorts to personal attacks against Farage. Its in LibDems DNA init

    I do hope Farage returns to the false figures Clegg quoted at their last meeting


  54. 156
    What is Clegg really up to ? says:

    Transport is easy to bat down as UK hauliers have been on the wrong side of the EU deal, mainly because they cannot compete with cheaper European firms who among other things get their fuel cheaper.

    The problem for UK transport is also compounded by the fact that the UK is on the buy side, so most of the transport is from European hauliers bringing goods into the UK.

    So, what is Nick Clegg really up to ?


  55. 158
    screw loose scanbot says:

    Now TWELVE schools are being investigated by Ofsted amid claims hard-line Muslims are trying to indoctrinate pupils

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2594119/Twelve-schools-investigated-amid-claims-hard-line-Muslims-trying-indoctrinate-pupils.html#ixzz2xdJmdArq
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  56. 160
    screw loose scanbot says:

    The Newt is on Brillo defending his lieutenant Rah Man, said he fell asleep during the Panorama programme. That tells us everything about your own practices and policies, further investigation needed to Red Ken.

    No doubt the excellent Beeboid reporter will face concrete overshoes at his annual appraisal.


  57. 162
    No jam, just lard says:

    Sounds like Clegg is very very worried, I suppose everybody would be if someone else tried to take their troughing spot at the EU and eventually the HOC trough, couldn’t happen to a nastier person, well it could but this piece of work has put himself on the top parapet for all to take pots shots at, what a wally.


  58. 163
    Sally Bercow says:

    Oh No !!

    The publisher of Nuts magazine announced it has entered into a 30-day consultation with staff about potentially closing the publication.

    IPC Media said it would also consider closing its website, Nuts.co.uk.


  59. 170
    Harvey Proctor says:

    It’s time to return to those old, core family values. It’s time to go back to basics.


  60. 171
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    It’s mephedrone get your facts right Owen Jones !


  61. 174
    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:

    When the show begins (so they can’t cut it) Farage should ask the audience how many of them are UKIP supporters and when the answer comes back ‘none’ viewers will know that its a stitch-up by the BBC & give due weight to their biased responses


  62. 178
    What's Grayling doing about this? says:

    42% of inmates at one high-security prison are Muslim and bosses fear inmates could be radicalised

    Increasing Muslim prison population highlighted by Whitemoor jail
    More than one in four of its convicts say they are of Islamic faith
    Fears the trend is down to growing radicalisation by Jihaists


  63. 182
    Harvey Proctor says:

    Only true right wing Conservatives like myself stand up for marriage being between a man and a woman.


  64. 185
    Hysterical, outside Number 10 says:

    Oh NO !

    Dave did it ! Dave killed a fucking cat !


  65. 188
    realspin says:



  66. 190
    Harvey Proctor says:

    Traditional Conservatives want to return to the good old fashioned values of Mrs Thatcher’s government, an era when policy was implemented by respectable family men like Leon Brittan, Michael Portillo, Peter Lily, Derek Laud and myself.


  67. 192
    Harvey Proctor says:

    Who will stand up and defend the institution of marriage if not us real Conservatives? Who will expose the hypocrisy of deviant gays if not us decent family men with wives to whom we made solemn Christian vows before god?


  68. 195
    SeniorSceptic says:

    It’s April 1st isn’t it? Clegg wins – He’s the fool!


  69. 199
    Harvey Proctor says:

    In a time of deviancy and immorality, it’s up to us true Conservatives to be rolemodels to our young and show them the strength of the family unit. That is the only way to stop the rise of homosexualist parenting which threatens to destroy our nation. Those of us who believe in the sanctity of marriage should rise up and destroy the plague of perverts across our green and pleasant land. This is the time for every one of us to be honest and straight with the public.


  70. 201
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Nigel Farage is just puppet of RUSSIA…who serves the soviet interests.

    Putin wants to destroy the EU because it would be much easier for Russia to control countries like Poland or Romania if they were not in the EU.


    • 211
      Unilegover says:

      Is that you Nick?


    • 215
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      we are so fortunate that people with psychic abilities who have their finger on the pulse of international developments are willing to post here.


    • 232
      I'm p@id by the EU, CCHQ and the BBC to spread smears about UKIP says:

      I told you, start slowly, and try to nudge the debate.

      Don’t go all out like that, it exposes the lie to easiliy and makes you appear like a shouty nutter, like Clegg..


    • 243
      No jam, just lard says:

      Wow !, our Nige has been found out, what shall we do, oh I know we’ll vote LibLabCon, honest as the day is long and will always look after the people of this country, just think Chukkus a buttie and Tim Yeo and Vince the Cable looking after our interests, we can rest in our beds and pray to our god the EU to keep us safe from those nasty Russians.


  71. 205
    Concerned Voter says:

    Guido, any chance of a post exposing Two Faced Chuka?

    He’s moaning that Royal Mail was sold off too cheap but it was Labour and their union paymasters who were making noises that damaged the company’s value.


    • 282
      Village blacksmith says:

      The company’s ‘value’ was not damaged. The sell off was grossly mismanaged by some cretin from Twickenham who set price 10 times too low and then left a lot of spare cash on the table when the vultures dropped in for tea and bikkies.


  72. 209
    Harvey Proctor says:

    There is nothing more disgraceful than those in public life who project an image of being a family man whilst leading a double life as a bum bandit. We need to return to the core wholesome era of Mrs Thatcher’s government, when real Conservatives like myself and Leon Brittan stood for honesty, integrity and the family.


  73. 219
    Black people can be racist towards other blacks too says:

    “Go back to making curry goat or jerk chicken, motherfucker”


    • 254
      Viertelpfunder says:

      He was merely remarking, albeing at some length, that someone from overseas was not wholly au fait with the prevailing cuisine in the United States and in particular, the recipe of the food he’d ordered, and that she may be more comfortable preparing the food of the country she comes from. What is racist about that?


    • 280
      Abbopotamus says:

      Black people can’t possibly be racist.



  74. 238
    bingley says:

    Have you been shagged by Nick Clegg?


  75. 239

    After a long period of deep reflection, it is an unavoidable but profound conclusion that my political development has been entirely mistaken in its trajectory.

    Churchill must have been mistaken when he said “If you’re not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you’re not a conservative at forty you have no brain.”

    This is clearly wrong but it is promulgated to trip the unwary up. These states clearly need to be reversed and it is preferable to get the misguided right-wing stage out of the way in one’s youth. My intellectual hero, Tony Benn, would surely have approved of this.

    If one looks at the continent of South America, the states on the map such as Chile and Paraguay are situated on the left of the landmass whilst the socialist paradises (most of the others) are on the right. That alone should have given away the clue to the new realignment.

    Abril ha llegado tarde aquí.


    • 252
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      Do you think of north as up ? how strange. Of course maps are drawn the way they are so as to hide the existence of the Aleutian Islands which “THEM” don’t want anybody to know about.


    • 256
      Renoir says:

      Anyone who thinks that Putin is unreasonable should first have a look at a map of the world with Moscow at the centre.


    • 270
      C O (Ξ7m) says:

      Congrats. you have stated the deeper wisdom of Ayn Rand :-)

      (No Sarc)


  76. 244
    nell says:

    Oh not another mindless cleggie versus nigel debate!

    What is the purpose of them ?!


  77. 246
  78. 246
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Is the Clegg v Farage debate worth watching?


  79. 257
    No Mr Clegg says:

    Europe is the UK’s most loss making market.
    This is odd, because the EU and British europhiles have been harmonising the UK with Europe for over four decades now, while insisting that Europe is our most important market.
    Figures show the UK’s current account balance with Europe is in deficit by some £90bn-£100bn a year, far worse than any other geographical region on the planet.
    Even the OBR recent report forecasts that the global market is set to grow twice as fast as the EU’s.
    Why anyone would want the UK to remain within the EU is beyond me to logically understand.


  80. 258

    Two years ago people were saying who’s this Farage bloke………….Well now you know. And still the thick twats believe the lies and promises of the other three prats, mainly because mummy and daddy have always voted this way.
    Well if you want to get into the U.K.I.P. party, first you’ve got to show us your balls, if you know where they are.


  81. 283
    fedz says:

    Every time I see Clegg, he’s grinning, holding a UKIP flyer, a deep subliminal yearning perhaps?


  82. 285
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Show us the list of greedy company bosses that support the lowering of British workers’ standard of living and EU tax avoidance.
    80% of British GDP is traded internally and these corporate parasites need British consumers more than we need them.
    Let’s all boycott Clegg’s EU obsessive paymasters.


  83. 298
    Anonymous says:

    Expect this to continue ad nauseum. If you have been watching closely the debate on the Scottish referendum, which no one has, because why would they – then you will see a pattern. Business leaders strongarmed, woops I mean approached for support, “news” planted in the Daily Mail, “reports” from “impeccable” sources backing up exactly what the Minister says. Civil Servants Shanghai’d into providing ammo for debate etc, smears, lies and utter nonsense. They are doing this already in Scotland and will pick up speed in England on this as well (essentially the same arguments) to fully play out their arguments is to talk down the country by saying we couldn’t POSSIBLY manage on our own


  84. 299

    Reblogged this on wheelsofpoliticalsteel and commented:
    If he can’t explain why he thinks the EU is a good thing to be a member of, without help, then he obviously has no real reason for being IN other than he hopes to work for the EU in future like Baroness Ashton, Neil Kinnock & Glynis Kinnock! He should be able to recite chapter & verse from memory everything that supports #WhyCleggIsIn.

    Nigel Farage on the other hand hasn’t had any coaching, speaks without notes regularly extolling the criminal waste of tax payers money from every member state and why it makes NO Economic sense to be a federalist union, a political union or to be ruled by an Undemocratic body and whom we have no way of holding them to task!
    I know #WhyImOut as do many millions of citizens all over the European Union who can see their hard earned money wasted!


  85. 303
    Disheartened Patriot says:

    Watch Dimblebore pander to the future Lord Clegg. How on earth did this public school s**t become the so-called “Deputy Prime Minister”: shamelessly milking the perks and relying on (at least two) close protection officers constantly keeping the plebs from assaulting this brazen chancer and liar


  86. 317
    Mike Hodges says:

    After last weeks performance Monsieur Clegg is going to need to pull something out of his hat if he hopes to win over the British people. Or has he given up hope of winning over the people and now is hoping for a nice EU job after he’s deposed as LibDem leader/Deputy Prime Minister?


  87. 324
    Wee Jamie says:

    Tax payer funded propaganda for the LibDems!

    A striking similarity to the tax payer funded propaganda, initiated by the PM from all UK Government Departments, against Scotland’s independence movement.

    Cameron, who said it should be a decision for the Scots when he defended his position of not debating the issues with Salmond.


  88. 334
    Vai Tibi says:

    if anyone is in doubt about the origins, and intentions, of the EU just google ‘European Economic Community 1942′. It’s all there in English and the original German. Fascists the lot of them!


  89. 336
    micant1812 says:

    Reblogged this on My Blog.


  90. 337
    Carry on Lying through their teeth says:

    Watch out for the exciting new TV series over the next two years!
    A whole cast of the usual suspects, Conlibliebore, BBC, the press, the metropolitan gobshites etc. Who will be desperately trying to put the fear of God into the British people, by means of the usual lies, distortions and fabricated ‘facts’. This one guaranteed to run on a TV, radio and in a newspaper near you. Brought to you by EUSSR productions.


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