March 22nd, 2014

Red Prince Stephen Kinnock Selected for Safe Labour Seat


423 Comments

  1. 1
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    He’s definitely not gay.

  2. 2
    Les says:

    What was that about ‘born to rule’ ??

  3. 3
    Captn P says:

    I’ll bet his wife is smart enough not to walk along the seaside with him …

  4. 4
    Well I never, but they did says:

    Not what you know, it’s who your dad is, serves the constituency right if they never get anything done for them.

  5. 5
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Waste of time me introducing him to the joys of bum sex then.

  6. 6
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    It would be a bit of a walk, she’s the Prime Minister of Denmark. Wonder if she’ll move to Aberavon? The sun setting over the steel works is quite spectacular

  7. 7
    Ah Bisto! says:

    Did his dad ever achieve anything for the land of their fathers?

  8. 8
    Neil says:

    He’s all shite! We’re all shite!

  9. 9
    Ghost of Tony Benn says:

    Nobody likes people using privilege to get ahead

  10. 10
    Andy Murray says:

    He looks a bit like me doesn’t he dad? Dad?

  11. 11
    Ivor Biggun says:

    He made being gay acceptable. Father’s would say “Well you might be a woofter son, but at least you’re not bloody Kinnock”

  12. 12
    Stephen says:

    just like Hilary Benn, Ewan Blair, Jack Dromey, Harriet Harman, Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper, Mum and Dad, I want to stamp out nepotism in British politics.

  13. 13
    Mary Beard says:

    Ah another beard!

  14. 14
    Bloke says:

    I always thought Gaydo was ‘one of us’ – until I read his pro-foxy woxy rant.

  15. 15
    Stephen also says:

    The British taxpayer can fund my trips home to Denmark and my taxpayer funded second home in, emm, ah, …Dad, Daaad. What is the name of this plebian sh*thole anyway?

  16. 16
    Dynasty says:

    Read his biography and weep:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Kinnock

    He’s enjoyed an exclusive life in public policy jobs in Brussels and Geneva, a far cry from Aberavon, a hotspot of Welsh depravity.

    Why did they pick someone with such an elitist path to contest a seat so ordinary?

  17. 17
    PDubya says:

    If you subtract the union sponsorship and in this case seeming nepotism from the Labour Party hierarchy I suspect that actual working class MP’s could be counted metaphorically on one hand. If you also factor in the relative poverty of many Labour controlled areas over several decades of high spending by their authorities does there not come a point when you have to ask yourself WTF have they ever done for me?

  18. 18
    Hung Parliament? Hang 'em all says:

    Wonder if he’ll claim to be tax-resident in Denmark?

  19. 19
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    People in Aberavon aspire to live in Swansea. That says it all.

  20. 20
    Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore says:

    I love the smell of nepotism in the morning.

  21. 21
    m’Lord Kinnockio, Welsh Windbag and LieBore Grandee says:

    I said to Glennis only last week didn’t I Glennis that that boy is gonnna do well in poltics weren’t they my words Glennis you heard me say that didn’t you Glennis that’s just what I said say what you like about the EUSSR it pays my pension well our pensions really doesn’t it Glennis they were my words weren’t they Glennis and marrying a PM well that takes the biscuit or the Welsh Cawl – or Coal – geddit????!!!! I was gonna be PM once wasn’t I Glennis isn’t that what I said? But it never happened . . and I put that down to Thatcher didn’t I Glennis weren’t they my words you heard me didn’t you Glennis? . . .

  22. 22
    Nigel Evans says:

    We’re all shirtlifters now chaps !

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    well the sheep will vote him in as always will they ever learn of course not.

  24. 24
    Ed Miliband says:

    Well All right ! Well All right ! Well All right ! Well All right ! Well All right !

  25. 25
    BC says:

    Yet another excellent example of why the land of talent and vision is but a dream.

    Best not to cross the road to place a cross on a piece of paper for any of the talentless, useless, clueless, timeserving, extortionists.

  26. 26
    Sizzla says:

    Jobs for the boyos

  27. 27
    Dai Laughing says:

    Twll dy din di, Kinnock.

  28. 28
    Eric Joystick (Lab) says:

  29. 29
    The Danish Long Distance Parachute Company says:

    We’ve got an order here for a parachute to Wales. Do our products have that sort of range?

  30. 30
    John The Baptist says:

    The pen coc would never get selected here in Carms

  31. 31
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  32. 32
    John The Baptist says:

    their accountant had told the tax officials that Mr Stephen Kinnock was ‘bisexual or gay’ to explain why he did not spend time in Denmark, and was not, therefore, liable for unpaid taxes.

  33. 33
    Moley says:

    If there is any justice in this world, he will lose to Plaid Cymru, who now have a seat they can win.

    What was all that about Labour overthrowing the ruling class ?

    The Labour party is no longer a beneficial political medicine, it is a scrofulous political disease.

  34. 34
    Gosh says:

    The least surprising news since Tom Swimmingtrunks came out of the closet.

  35. 35
    Gary Bloke says:

    Aberavon depraved? Like Sodom and Gomorrah?

  36. 36
    bergen says:

    Were they starstruck by his Mrs, thick as s*** or simply nobbled ?

    Probably a combination.

  37. 37
    M103 says:

    What does ‘Genelex’ mean FFS?

  38. 38
    ginger tit says:

    aaaaaaaaaaalright

  39. 39
    nell. says:

    Aren’t we all voting ‘Independent’ at the General Election anyway?

  40. 40
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Stephen Kinnock’s wife looks like Sally Bercow :)

  41. 41
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Posters on PB note that there was only one vote in it. 106 – 105.

  42. 42
    local wind says:

    calm down dear

  43. 43
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are and they also plan to abolish the 25% single person rebate on Council Tax if elected.

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for more raids on your pension

    Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)

  44. 44
    specsavers needed says:

    she may be many things but thats not one of them

  45. 45
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah indeed ….. will he live in Copenhagen , Chiasso or Cwmbran ..??

  46. 46
    Haguewatch says:

    Foreign Minister William Hague deceived the House of Commons about the legitimacy of the new regime in Ukraine in a statement on 4 March 2014. He led the House to believe that the Ukrainian parliament, the Verkhovna Rada, had removed President Yanukovich from power on 22 February 2014 in accordance with the Ukrainian constitution and that therefore ‘it is wrong to question the legitimacy of the new authorities’.

    It is simply untrue that the Rada followed the procedure laid down in the Ukrainian constitution to impeach and remove a president from power.

    This procedure, laid down in Article 111 of the constitution (see text below), is not unlike that required for the impeachment and removal from power of a US president, which could take months.

    Thus, Article 111 obliges the Rada to establish a special investigatory commission to formulate charges against the president, seek evidence to justify the charges and come to conclusions about the president’s guilt for the Rada to consider.

    Prior to a final vote to remove a president from power, it requires

    (a) the Constitutional Court of Ukraine to review the case and certify that the constitutional procedure of investigation and consideration has been followed, and
    (b) the Supreme Court of Ukraine must certify that the acts of which the President is accused are worthy of impeachment.

    The Rada didn’t follow this procedure at all. No investigatory commission was established and the Courts were not involved. On 22 February 2014, the Rada simply passed a bill removing President Yanukovych from office.

    Furthermore, the bill wasn’t even supported by three quarters of the members of the Rada, as required by Article 111 for the removal of a president from office – it was supported by 328 members, when it required 338 (since the Rada has 450 members).

    Justifying UK support for the new regime in Kiev in the House of Commons on 4 March 2014, William Hague said:

    “Former President Yanukovych left his post and then left the country, and the decisions on replacing him with an acting President were made by the Rada, the Ukrainian Parliament, by the very large majorities required under the constitution, including with the support of members of former President Yanukovych’s party, the Party of Regions, so it is wrong to question the legitimacy of the new authorities.”

    That is a calculated deception of the House of Commons, designed to give the impression that the procedure prescribed in the Ukrainian constitution for the removal of a president from office had been followed, when it hadn’t

  47. 47
    specsavers needed says:

    oops

  48. 48
    George Nobsore says:

    Let them eat Lamborghinis

  49. 49
    broderick crawford says:

    …. but it’ s okay to refute a life peerage as long as you don t relinquish the family estates for the future generations eh Lord Stansgate ..??

  50. 50
    Ah! I'm off says:

    One Kinnock in a lifetime is more than enough, goodbye cruel world

  51. 51
    Kinnochio says:

    “It’s not the people who vote that count. It’s the people who count the votes.” (Joseph Stalin)

  52. 52
    Stephen Kinnock says:

    I asked the leader if he had any idea where Aberavon was, because I don’t. He said he didn’t. He also said he wasn’t too sure where Doncaster was either.

  53. 53
    new cronies on the block says:

    absolutely not calculated and in no way demonstrates any intention to misguide .. the ukranians know the president’s intentions were largely self serving and clearly the regime had no hesitation in shooting protesters.

  54. 54
    backhanders 'r' us says:

    How much would it cost to make sure that you were selected as a Parliamentary candidate?

  55. 55
    Mornington Crescent says:

    So, does he live in the UK, in Denmark or are he and his wife not really a couple?

    I think we should be told – not that the terminally thick denizens of Aberavon are likely to care.

  56. 56
    Handypara says:

    17 cases of tuberculosis in two Cambridgeshire vegetable packing plants since 2012: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-26696629
    Of course the BBC avoids any reference to the demographics or the epidemiology of the outbreaks.
    Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with uncontrolled immigration!

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    isn’t it

  58. 58
    In two minds now says:

    Those names make me wonder that compulsory sterilisation for families with certain genes might, after all, be acceptable.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone else dive across the room to kill the radio whenever his hypocritical, slimy, gobby daddy starts talking?

  60. 60
    Stained underpants anyone? says:

    I’ll be glad to welcome him to my seat in the House.

  61. 61
    I got millions of euros boyo says:

    My vote goes to nobbled.

  62. 62
    Podiceps says:

    He’ll have houses in all of them, of course, and flit between them in an odyssey of tax avoidance.

  63. 63
    invisible handcuffs says:

    another name… rob jamieson.

    this is the total and utter fucking piece of cun.t that i trusted over almost the last 9 years with the depths of my illness. one thing over the years that came up in our therapy sessions was how some people suffered from delusions pertaining to the sort of threats being presented on the news. and how those perceptions changed when certain groups were no longer a threat. one example he cited several times was the i r a. in that after the peace process was completed people stopped having delusions that the i r a was persecuting them. however in a session as it was coming to a close at the tale end of last year as i mentioned that delusional sense of persecution in relation to the fear pumped out on tv news in particular the i r a and rob responded incredibly curtly that he had never ever mention the i r a.

    what else?

    well there was a period of 5 years where sessions were conducted in a meeting room at a local gp surgery. the first time we met and occasionally repeated over the years he would say how the room resembled a police interview room.

    then there was the recent time i had to cancel a session due to a dentist appointment. i got his work voicemail and explained why i was cancelling and that my mobile number had changed but i didn’t have the number to hand so could he write me a new appointment date. i hung up. decided it was rude to have not given him the number, seeked said number out and rang his number again and got his voicemail so left my number. he never contacted me with a new appointment but i did have an appointment a few weeks later with my consultant. i regaled her with the voicemail stuff and asked her to get rob to contact me. after the appointment walking out of the hospital i bump into jamieson. “this is fortuitous” were his first words. he offered to get me a new appointment and brought out his dairy from his bag. whilst doing that i asked him if he got my voicemails. his response… “dunno”. not yes i got your voicemails or no i did not get your voicemails but “dunno”. he then said “where did i put my pen?” and made a big play of searching about for it. “there it is! it was in the wrong pocket”. the emphasis on “wrong pocket” highlighted by looking meaningfully in my direction. the inference being i had used that new mobile to occasionally surf the web and post political comments. and that i should only be doing that on my home computer or my public library account.

    people with my condition are incredibly sensitive to stress, and to have a nurse who you trusted so much basically fire out a couple of psy-ops to fuck with my head is beyond disgusting. it would not surprise me in the slightest if rob jamieson was a member of common purpose.

    here is his work contact number 01224 557218. i would appreciate it if people reading this could call it and leave a one word message on his voicemail. that word is “dunno”.

    finally it would not surprise me in the slightest if this message gets back to rob. and i have this to say to you. you are a vile disgusting c untbag who should be struck off the nhs, bundled into a van, taken out into the countryside and beaten to death with iron pipes. and that goes for all your aberdeen common purpose vermin who’ve fucked me over the last 9 years. soon i will start mentioning other names and putting scanned letters on the net.

    ps why is it when i relogged into a new email addy on my new mobile phone last night a message about an incorrect certificate came up and why is it today whilst in town when i tried to log onto the net using the new moblle a message came up saying it couldn’t connect to the proxy. when i changed to another browser i was able to connect to websites easily. what are you common purposes cun’ts using my identity for? and where is your warrant to do so and where is your warrant to spy on me?

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    why are my frozen peas blood splatterd

  65. 65
    Podiceps says:

    It’s an ointment for genital warts.

  66. 66
    Error 404 says:

    The good folk of Aberavon may not vote Labour, of course. If only.

  67. 67
    Kinnock clan to a T (affy) says:

    T@ffy wazza Welshman
    T@ffy wazza feef
    etc

  68. 68
    Not a LibLabCon arse sucker says:

    liar

  69. 69
    John The Baptist says:

    I have voted Plaid for years but Leanne Wood who heads Plaid is a complete Phuckwit so its UKIP for me.

  70. 70
    Dai says:

    Lots of sheep in Wales …… thankfully.

  71. 71
    John The Baptist says:

    Of course he is not gay, he only helps them out when they are busy.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Funniest thing I heard since grannie dies.

  73. 73
    The whiter-than-white Vaz family says:

    This is SO true.

  74. 74
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, Green Nazis & other Wasters says:

    Will the Welsh vote for a Labour Toff? They would vote a piece of shit in if it had a rosette on it but is it a Toff too far?

  75. 75
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Now he can be his own man… rather than a Danish Denis.

  76. 76
    Boris Carloffe says:

    Were any of them ever educated at all? I know the old man cannot string to words together in English

  77. 77
    Isaac Hunt says:

    Alex Jones Re-issues Challenge to Box Piers Morgan

    “You know, Morgan, that I will literally beat the hell out of you”

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/alex-jones-re-issues-challenge-to-box-piers-morgan.html

  78. 78
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Oh Christ don’t tell me he’s another one of McCluskey’s ex girlfriends.

  79. 79
    CORRIGENDUM says:

    ‘two’

  80. 80
    Captn P says:

    Quite so … My original point

  81. 81
    Kinnochio says:

    WE’RE AAAAAWWIIIIIGHT ! WE’RE AAAAAAWWWIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTT !!

  82. 82
    A Hairy Biker says:

    AS I say to the wife, not bloody peas again.

  83. 83
    History says:

    August 1941 – Churchill & Roosevelt sign the Atlantic Charter guaranteeing the right of peoples to self determination and stand against aggression on mainland europe.

    March 2014 – Cameron & Obama ignore the Atlantic Charter and deny the right of Crimeans to self determination and encourage aggression on mainland europe.

    Ongoing – Shower of Shit in Westminster ignore the Atlantic Charter and deny the right of Uk citizens to self determination from the EUSSR..

  84. 84
    BBC Mong says:

    Global warming; if it wasn’t so warm they could not live here.

  85. 85
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    So we’ll be paying for the twat’s second home (a palace in Copenhagen) I suppose ?

  86. 86
    Captn P says:

    For the obvious reason that they would vote in Mr. Ed the talking horse if he had a red rosette on. Dead or Alive.

    Basically because the Labour party believes and the people of Aberavon will prove they are clearly stupid.

  87. 87
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, Green Nazis & other Wasters says:

    Vote Lib/Lab for stolen savings.
    Vote Lib/Lab for stolen pensions.
    Vote Lib/Lab for envy taxes.
    Vote Lib/Lab for perversion.
    Vote Lib/Lab for no eu vote.

    Vote Lib/Lab for the final destruction of England.

  88. 88
    Have fuckwits like you never heard of agent provocateurs? says:

  89. 89
    Stephen (to his wife) says:

    Hey Blondy; what is “WE’RE AAAAAAWWWIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTT !!” in Danish?

  90. 90
    nell says:

    so kinnochio’s son is following in his father’s footsteps for 2015 – kinnoch led labour to disaster in 1992? so is his son planning to be part of a labour debacle in 2015?

  91. 91
    Captn P says:

    He will live with Brown in First Class … The denizens of Aberavon will never see him after he gets his ticket to the gravy train.

  92. 92
    Stephen says:

    DAMN RIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTT!!
    WE’RE AAAAAAWWWIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTT !!

  93. 93
    The Libor party says:

    Baron Kinnock of Bedwetting’s son, Neil, is married to Danish PM Smelly Thong-Schit Helle Thoring-Schmidt.

  94. 94
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

  95. 95
    The Great British Public fed up with being swamped by unwanted multi culteral diversity says:

    This will be Fully endorsed at the ballot box

    & Goodbye to ConsLieLaborLebDims Evil Alliance

    and there ingrained mantra for Mendacious Manipulation for

    there own nefarious ends.

  96. 96
    Ed Balls says:

    “too”

  97. 97
    Chillax says:

    Keep away from the J’ihad sites and you should be fine.

  98. 98
    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    Why, yes.

    R’ussia has a long tradition of turning guns against its own and then blaming others in order to advance it’s agenda.

  99. 99
    nell says:

    Following in Daddy’s footsteps may get his bottom wet!

  100. 100
    you know its the true says:

    Welsh pratts will always do as they are told, that’s why welsh lamb is the best, all sheep.

  101. 101
    Sweyn Forkbeard says:

    Vi er okay!

  102. 102
    Not a fan of Labour says:

    Perhaps time to remind folk how D’enmark collaborated with the Nazi’s during WWII. The wife’s looks are testament to racial purity.

    Shame she muddied the blood line with this useless mongrel.

    Perhaps a case of politics above pedigree ?

  103. 103
    you know its the true says:

    Anyone for PIE.

  104. 104
    The Loony Left says:

  105. 105
    Hugh Guv says:

    Fat chance. Ultra-safe seat. Been Labour since 1922.

  106. 106
    telemachus says:

    This sort of charismatic genius is just what the country needs. With the charisma offered by the Kinnock family Britain will at last get a taste of the glorious socialist revolution it needs to make sure everyone cares.

  107. 107
    C.O.Jones says:

    Heaven help us!

  108. 108
    telemachus says:

    Yes charismatic Kinnockian socialists of the Labour party are born to rule. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. We are the Borg.

  109. 109
    El Windbaggo says:

    Welllll awwwwwwwwwright!

  110. 110
    Diane says:

    You see Jimmy, this is what happens when you can afford to send your kids to private schools. Those kids can become Labour MP’s exhorting everybody to send their kids to state schools, whilst sending their own kids to private school. Clever, eh?

  111. 111

    Glad the House of Lords Act was a matter of principle, Labour. Now to get the Earl of Burford selected as Conservative candidate for Aberafan…

  112. 112
    Vlad says:

    You want gas? Then pay the fuck up bitchez, otherwise bend over…

  113. 113
    south of the M4 says:

    I work with guys from this constituency. For them the fact that the son of a working class hero has sacrificed his life to learn to live like a toff was the only way to understand the Tories so that he can best represent the people and beat the capitalist
    pigs. Kid not I you. With attitudes like that we really are *ucked.

  114. 114
    Podiceps says:

    Enhver idiot kan bruge Google Translate.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Protester interrupts BBC to warn of international p@edophile rings.

  116. 116
    USS Liberty says:

    That’s shocking.

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

  118. 118
    God Help Us says:

    Our ruling elite are taking the piss. This country is neither a democracy nor a meritocracy.

    We can’t be surprised if the UK ends up with radical groups seeking to pursue class war – and given that our electoral system is pants, they will quite possibly consider doing this by violent means.

  119. 119
    Voting is vorboten says:

    From Switzerland to the Crimea, our bent political class have a real problem with referenda.

  120. 120
    Stephen says:

    But does Google allow for a Welsh accent boyo?

  121. 121
    A Baroness says:

    All these Serbs look alike to me.

  122. 122
    kissing Putin's ass says:

    Has the fuckwit not heard that the doctor mentioned in that telephone call has stated she only saw demonstrator casualties so congratulations on swallowing more Russian propaganda bs.

  123. 123
    In other news says:

    Islamic teacher who sexually abused girl, 11, spared jail because he’s on benefits | Mail Online

    “He was later convicted of five counts of sexual activity with a child but on Monday he was handed a 40 week custodial sentence suspended for two years after the court heard that he was now on a benefits with a family reliant on him.”

    How are they reliant on him when the sponging git is on benefits? More like reliant on the state!

  124. 124
    Jimmy Sovile says:

    Britain’s a noncingocracy.

  125. 125
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Lord & Lady Kinnock’s £10m Euro gravy train

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/107438/Lord-Lady-Kinnock-s-10m-Euro-gravy-train

  126. 126
    The Parachute Boys says:

    A safe seat for Kinnock, a safe seat being lined up for Euan Blair and a safe seat being lined up for Will Straw. Aah, Labour democracy at its best.

  127. 127
    The Establishment says:

    It’s all going according to plan

  128. 128
    dai labouring says:

    borrowed from wikipedia a description of what mr kinnock defines as work:

    In August 2012 he took up a position at Xyntéo in London, a business advisory company that helps global businesses go beyond the green basics and reinvent the way they grow. Kinnock is managing director of the ‘Global Leadership and Technology Exchange’,[12] a partnership which aims to bring together some of the world’s leading businesses to discuss and act upon routes that can be taken to bring about resource-efficient growth’

    as they say in denmark: ‘mon cul c’est pas d’un poulet’

  129. 129
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, Green Nazis & other Wasters says:

    They will never see him anyway as the Kinnock tribe are sucking tens of millions from the eu teat.

  130. 130
    liam fox says:

    quite a response eh?

  131. 131
    Tony Benn says:

    My admirers say I was an influential politician. So influential, I couldn’t even influence my own son Hillary not to vote for the invasion of Iraq.

  132. 132
    Movie related jokes says:

    What do you call Labour’s candidate selection process?

    Muppets Most Wanted

  133. 133
    nell says:

    doesn’t he live in switzerland or somewhere to avoid paying taxes in uk and denmark?

    he obviously has the right attitude for an mp.

  134. 134
    Lard Everard says:

  135. 135
    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    That reporter assaulted Mr. Maloney.

    Has the complaint been filed yet ?

  136. 136
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    He said Institutional not international but he’s not far off the mark.

  137. 137
    nell says:

    What you can say for certain is that labour’s union dominated selection process is in no way democratic!

  138. 138
    Jihad Watch says:

    Sounds like a nonce-terrorist.

  139. 139
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Can I have my handle back?

  140. 140
    Kinnochio says:

    We’re aaaaawwwiiiigggggghhhhtt !!!

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Who were the other contenders for the seat? They must feel pretty bad knowing they did not have a chance against such outright nepotism.

  142. 142
    The Benn Dynasty says:

    Don’t forget me !!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Benn

    In July 2013, Benn was selected as one of three candidates to stand in the West Thornton ward of the London Borough of Croydon in the 2014 local council elections [1]. Close to where Benn lives, West Thornton is considered to be a safe Labour ward, although Croydon Council had been under Conservative majority control since 2006.

  143. 143
    Prison Planet says:

    Pedophile Rings & Clinton’s Pedophile Pal

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/pedophile-rings-clintons-pedophile-pal.html

    I always wondered why the pronounced it “pedophile” over the pond.

  144. 144
    berndt loef - the danish baker says:

    he’s doing it for tax reasons

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    The man has not done a day’s work in his life. You are right- they welsh woulld vote for pig’s head if it had a red rosette stuck up its nose.God help us all.

  146. 146
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    WE’RE AAAAAAWWWIIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT !!!

    https://twitter.com/GABaines/status/447459949468483584

  147. 147
    RT says:

  148. 148
    dai taxing says:

    since he at least seems clear how many days he doesn’t spend in denmark could he tell us how many he doesnt intend to stay here

  149. 149
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    His wife is despised in Denmark for her slavish sucking on the EU arsehole, she has already openly expressed an interest in a job in Brussels .

  150. 150
    Brillo is bought and paid for says:

    The only voice of reason which has been broadcast throughout this whole affair.

  151. 151
    Brillo toes the establishment line says:

    Remember, the phrase “we are all in this together” was a warning to rest pf the establishment to toe the line during the difficult times during the oncoming Depression II.

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    cynic says:

    How Toffy are the Taffies?

  154. 154
    Gulf Of Tonkin '64 says:

    You ain’t seen me right

  155. 155
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    WE’RE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED !!!!

  156. 156
    Shaft says:

    No need to be cranky

  157. 157
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Some need to ‘remind themselves’ of an ‘establishment placed stooge’ in the EU – who ‘covered up’ the whistleblowing of EU Accounts being rather cooked and unaudited … surely it was that Neil charachter wasn’t it?

    After all he has been ‘rewarded’ with so much by his establishment controllers hasn’t he?

    Is the EU really controlled from the capital swirling around in the Capital City of The worlds laundry services … which might just explain why the accounts have remained unaudited for … is it 17 years or more?

  158. 158
    Jack the Ripper says:

    Nice to see merit and hard work triumphing, whatever the odds. This has restored my faith in politics.

  159. 159
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nice to see the UK’s shyster brigade ‘FINALLY’ getting a bit of a bashing for their fee creation at public expense – bastards all of them.

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    Reality Cheque says:

    Labour slipping away now like a Stafford patient in the night, hopeless front bench full of clowns and oddballs, no policies except echoes of Tory reform, eg foghorn Reeves today in pensions, absolutely fackin clueless. Good for mass immigration of factory fodder and greasing bankers arses.

    A couple more classics from George in the next twelve months and the limps will be left behind too to a Tory majority and continuity of the repairs long overdue and essential.

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    Edward Snowden says:

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    Podiceps says:

    You’ve been at the happy pills and no mistake.

  163. 163
    Judge Dreadful says:

    But they still need to be held to account. The Labour front bench and the rest of the crooks from the years of the Blair Brown conspiracy need to be hunted down and finally brought to justice.

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    Glad to be Vlad says:

    Another win for me.

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    i d s says:

    Think I’ll become the quiet man again, should have read the dossier properly.

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    Who is it meant to be?

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    MI6 says:

    It was calculated illegal reqgime change o qrqganised from Washington using neo nazi storm troopers, trained by the CIA ib Lithuania and Poland

    It is all recorded on TV footage and Victoria Nuland telephone calls

    Terror has reigned since the putsch in Kiev

    Of course Hague knew all of this and Cameron

    It is the DODGY DOSSIER all over again

    The Britisg Government lying to the British People again

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    ! says:

    Comments being well modded, BW, twats.

  170. 170
    MI6 says:

    Neocon agitprop again

    You should be ashamed of yourself

    No evidence in Kiev for what you say

  171. 171
    Nigel and willie says:

    Seems like a nice boy.

  172. 172
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Obama is to international politics what Katie Price is to particle physics.

  173. 173
    Judge Dreadful says:

    She’s also a tax-fiddler. Why aren’t these people doing time?

  174. 174
    Yew-Ess-A says:

    We’d never stoop to dirty tricks to advance our agenda.

    Anyone who says so must surely be a Pu’t!n loving ag!tprop agent.

    Anyway time to dash…still looking for those Ir’aq! W M D’s

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    MI6 says:

    The Clintons have had and have many criminal friends

    Starting with Marc Rich who bought a lsst minute pardon from Hillary’s law firm

    Not to speak of the Ukrainian thieves who finance them

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    Nigel Clarkson, tooting in Chipping Norton says:

    He looks too tanned and handsome to me

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    Dr Freud says:

    That explains why the Minikocchios live apart

    I was wondering whether he was a weekend wanker like our Cathy Ashton’s hubby

    It seems he is just a weekend shirtlifter

    But I sppose Labour and the Tories have a quota for these perverts

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    A lizard says:

    BW you are so deep in the closet you’re opening next year’s Christmas presents.

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    UK tax inspector says:

    He is of no fixed address

    Some sort of busker I am told

  181. 181
    Rachel Reeves says:

    HONK HONK HONK!

  182. 182
    WTCVII says:

    I would imagine any dirt they have on Putin pales into insignificance compared with the mountains of dirt the Russians must have on our compromised clowns.

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    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    The Kinnocks , all socialist hypocrites.

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    UK tax inspector says:

    Exactly

    He in fact workx for the Davos banksters gig, full of kleptomaniacs

    Ask him during the election where he has paid his taxes for the last 10 years

    He is non dom…and a major tax fiddle

    So we are likely to have non dom MPs now, like we have non dom Peers

  185. 185
    Tony Blair, the kiss of death says:

    Did I hear kleptomaniac?

    Can I take a pimp’s commission on that?

  186. 186
    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

    Don’t forget us. :)

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    David Minibanana says:

    KNIVES OUT ????? POETIC JUSTICE :)

  189. 189
    Cockroaches and a touch says:

    Politicians and their media @rse lickers doing a runner down a street from Joe Public.

    Shocking.

  190. 190
    Hot Dog says:

    Where is that silly sausage Jimmy ? He has is hands firmly around the throbbing cock of Labour and could finish this right now.

  191. 191
    MI6 says:

    Not to speak of the Chinese..

    Obama would be well advised to move very carefully now that his out of control neocon underlings have conducted a putsch in Kiev

  192. 192
    Canada Goose says:

    HONK ?

  193. 193
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Liebore front bench make even the Addams Family and the Munsters look normal :-)

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    Bris Watch says:

    Calling Ed Miliband.

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    phoney welshman, phoney socialist or phoney businessman says:

    Tax reasons. Maybe. This standing for parliament is like equating girl getting preganent as a career move. Not bring home enough bacon.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    No nepotism in the Liebore party boyo, no siree, it’s a meritocricy ain’t it boyo!

  197. 197
    bleeping gaydar says:

    You are tedious and self obsessed, like most lonely homos.

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    El Windbaggo says:

    However did that unelected common purpose non-entity end up as Lord High Panjandrum of the EU?

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    RED LEN says:

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    Benny Hill says:

    Keep fighting Bill, the world is with you.

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    Labour is fecked says:

    Didn’t he say hard working families? That rules out all the above muppets then

  202. 202
    Andre mariner says:

    Tell me about it.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    So Labour suddenly decide to support Tory pension reforms and guess what? yep the BBC do an about face and stop all the criticism of the policy.

    Funny that. NOT!

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    Nepotism by the sons nearly in all cases says:

    With Nepotism by senior members of the Labour rife, another sqandle is emerging. They appear to be for the benefit of the sons. Tristan Hunt, Stephen Kinnock, Blair, Dromley, Mandleson, David Prescott (tried but failed),…..

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    Anonymous says:

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    Bloody hell says:

    Steve Redgrave is running for Labour?

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    Anonymous says:

    Hilliary Benn.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i have so many of the bastards on the run they just dont know where the next lawful attack is coming from – It could be the Law Society or the Lands Valuation Tribunals (LVT) for all i know and then again it could just be tiny, tiny little Local Council issue OR something else?

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    Honourable lady says:

    Kate Hoey….please remove yourself from that shower of shit.
    You demean yourself by remaining a Labour MP.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And that crossed with the post i just put up … well well …

    And anyone who dares to call them crafty corrupt fuckers – ‘a criminal’ is deemed in their word to be “a rude man” …

    No, no, no it’s not a form of secret code at all / whatsoever …

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

    And the thicko Labour voters will vote for him…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Evening there Mr Peter Tatchel – is your fucking dirty militant politicised homo agenda still going down like a lead baloon?

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    The Cheshire Cat says:

    LABOUR PARTY PRESS RELEASE

    The Labour Party wishes to condemn all Tory baby eating scum who support hereditary peerages and the pompous plutocratic self serving dynasties of the corrupt aristocrats and their revisionist capitalist privileged nepotism….

    meanwhile…..

    Harman & Dromey & Joe Dromey
    The Miliband of bruvvers
    Wendy & Douglas Alexander
    The Kinnockios
    Tony & Euan Blair
    The Benn-Stansgates inc John, William, Tony and Hilary and Emily
    Will & Straw Man

    Working Class heroes all…….

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    Anonymous says:

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    Only a voter says:

    How about the Cooper-Balls clan?

  217. 217
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i know it fucking ain’t you fucking pa3dos.

  218. 218
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Fuck off to Cardiff Crown Court on Monday 24th March – you fuck-wit and see what the establishment do to internal dissidents you multi creater of possible fears.

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    The bottom of the barrel says:

    John Cryer

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Rupert never ever linked to being a shill for Israel either eh?

  221. 221
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i better make a copy of this before it disappears overnight.

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    domino says:

    Sing it to the tune of Bow Wow Wow “I want Candy”

    “We’re Britain’s Ghandis”

  223. 223
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Message to COBar 7g – its a conspiracy by the Z’ists, the masons AND Common Purpose – aginst the People – you twat.

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    son of a straw says:

    Will Straw

  225. 225
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Kinnock Snr and Jnr

    The SIN OF HIS FATHER.

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    Mycobacterium says:

    Feel the consumptive enrichment!

  227. 227
    parisclaims says:

    Filthy bastards are probably coughing and gobbing all over the food.

  228. 228
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The ‘sins of their fathers’ (Rupe too eh – James the cokehead?).

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    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    Would like to see the reports in a bit more detail.

    PressTV is an !ranian state propaganda organ.

    Think about that before jumping on what otherwise appears to be a reasonable report.
    :-)

  230. 230
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Does Brillo have more than 22,000 shares in B/Skyb or not?

  231. 231
    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    P’tin has really got nothing – and only those who have been successfully duped think he has: Except for a murderous secret police and a few nukes that is.

    His primary income streams are from Oil (~50%) and Gas (~20%).

    The problem is he is a bit overpriced in the market, and there is a lot of central As!an supply coming online:

    http://thediplomat.com/2013/10/china-and-iran-destined-to-clash/1/

    In fact – his little monopoly is being carved up quite nicely, by the SCO. Ch!na and others are not particularly interested in his little E’urasian Union imperialist project either.

    Dig around a bit to find out why T’urkey recently opted for Ch!nese missile defence system also.

    R’uss!a is actually a bit stuffed at the moment, which is why it is acting out.

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    Anonymous says:

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    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    Shall skip Cardiff – awful city.

    Word to the wise: If you fight fair, you will lose.

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    Anonymous says:

    EU Launches Antirust Case Against Natural Gas Giant Gazpromia

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/eu-launches-antirust-case-against-natural-gas-giant-gazpromia

    When it comes to who controls Europe, the answer is simple – hint: it is not Goldman Sachs via its puppets Mario Monti or Mario Draghi. Nor is it Angela Merkel. No – the entity in charge of the continent of 300+ million is the nation-corporation known as Gazpromia, which also happens to be is the holding company of the new and somewhat improved USSR, aka Russia. Why? Because if Gazpromia decided to play the vengeful god role it is known to embrace now and then, it could simply shut down the gas pipeline to Europe and millions of people would realize that heating in deep subzero temperatures is far, far more important than having a (un)stable currency or wheelbarrows full of money. As such, it is always better to let sleeping gods lie. Oddly enough, Europe decided to not do that, and moments ago the WSJ and BBG reported that the EU has decided to bite the hand that warms it and has launched an antrust case against Gazprom.

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    John The Baptist says:

    People do not take William Hague seriously because he is a phuckwit.

  236. 236
    C.O.Jones says:

    Thank goodness Gordon does not support English football anymore, the two faced liar is trying to curry favour with Scottish voters now. Moral compass, whats that?

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    7% ?? 7% ????? HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP !!!

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    Talking of Wales says:

    The People’s Republic of Wales: Soaring NHS waiting lists, plummeting school standards, jobs for the boyos… but still Red Ed hails it as his blueprint for Britain

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2586613/The-Peoples-Republic-Wales-Soaring-NHS-waiting-lists-plummeting-school-standards-jobs-boyos-Red-Ed-hails-blueprint-Britain.html

    Sums it up perfectly

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    bleeping gaydar says:

    You love Tatchel. You wish you could do dirty bumsex with him. Shame he doesn’t go for fat old losers. Maybe you could borrow one of Rev. Flowers’ rentboys.

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    Cake thief says:

    It only took 273 comments on the Guardian before they pulled it. Under no circumstances will the Guardian allow accusations of money grubbing nepotism.

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    Number 10 Cameron's Den says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Ah! I repeat says:

    Sizzla says:
    March 12, 2014 at 10:29 am
    He’s got a Danish wife, good to see him going for British.

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    nurse! more lithium! says:

    You have so many of the bastards on the run? Ha ha ha ha ha. You really are a deluded loony.

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    Ah! comment please Diane says:

    15 year old shot on the streets of Hackney.

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    5 and 8 Make them Wait says:

  249. 249
    Diane Fatbott says:

    WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCIIIIIIISSSSTTTT !!!

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    Ah! possibly but says:

    No doubting his father was queer tho

  251. 251
    Julian Gibb says:

    I accept your dislike of socialist. However accuracy should be maintained. The Kinnocks are not socialists. This is only the latest evidence of that fact.

    Now if you excuse me I have a Saltire to iron.

  252. 252
    R. Youshore says:

    Why the long face ?

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    Ah! possibly but says:

    Ah! possibly but says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    March 22, 2014 at 11:58 pm
    No doubting his father was que er tho

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    “The people of Wales deserve better. And the people of the UK should examine life here and remember that this is what Ed Miliband would like to emulate. “

  255. 255
    Hackney..Cycling Capital of the world. Diane Abbott says:

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    T May says:

    Yankee go home

  257. 257
    Anonymous says:

    Like you then

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    everybody says:

    We wish you would disappear overnight.

  259. 259
    Julian Gibb says:

    Make four

  260. 260
    Julian Gibb says:

    Still funny

  261. 261
    David Cameron, holding hot buttered toast between his buttocks says:

    Gay marriage ? Anyone ?

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC hate the fact the polls are closing. They haven’t bothered to report the trends since early February despite a number of polls

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18264385

  263. 263
    You're h'avan-agila ? says:

    Now now, you must be either a rollmop short of a reuben, or a sock puppet.

    The real Blowing Whistles works for the Shin Bet and takes his day job very seriously.

  264. 264
    Truly, madly, deeply says:

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    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    Yankee Go Home!

    Protesting *against*

  267. 267
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    Snap!

  268. 268
    A well attended Public Meeting says:

    The crowds gathered

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    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    I hope he makes a good donation to this legally founded party who have elected representatives in the European parliament .

  270. 270
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    MIND BLEACH ……. PLEASE!!!!!!

  271. 271
    Podiceps says:

    Of course you can’t see them. They’re Labour postal voters.

  272. 272
    Bleddyn Garw says:

    You must understand that we Welsh have a longstanding problem. We’re inherently stupid. I thought that everyone knew that.

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    ex-Conservative says:

    Vote Conservative for failure to punish Labour’s abuse of office.
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration.
    Vote Conservative for cronyism and weak leadership.
    Vote Conservative for political correctness.
    Vote Conservative for QUANGOS.
    Vote Conservative for more regulation.
    Vote Conservative for a bloated and overpaid public sector.
    Vote Conservative for tolerating manslaughter by the NHS.
    Vote Conservative for tolerating a corrupt police force.
    Vote Conservative for being weak on crime and the causes of crime.
    Vote Conservative for the “Big Society” (ROFL)
    Vote Conservative for UK food banks.
    Vote Conservative for over-generous foreign aid.
    Vote Conservative for foreign policy fiascos / hypocrisy (+slaphead).
    Vote Conservative for £56bn+ for HS2.
    Vote Conservative for high energy costs and toothless regulators.
    Vote Conservative for £100bn+ in wind farm subsidies for foreign companies.
    Vote Conservative for flooding.
    Vote Conservative for limp-wristed austerity measures.
    Vote Conservative for doubling national debt.
    Vote Conservative for sustaining structural imbalances in the economy.
    Vote Conservative for stealing pensions.
    Vote Conservative for tax / VAT increases.
    Vote Conservative for declining living standards.
    Vote Conservative for perversion and ssmarriage.
    Vote Conservative for no eu vote.
    Vote Conservative for overgrown school boys who’ve never had a proper job!

    Vote Conservative for moral, economic, and social decline…

    Oh, and I forgot military decline… But perhaps that doesn’t matter so much any more as there is so little left to protect…

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    Early bird says:

    Is Aberavon a suburb of Copenhagen? Will he beat Gordo’s record of non-appearances in the HoC (probably not a bad idea actually!) – all the while claiming his salary and travel expenses twixt Copenhagen and London?

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    domino says:

    An interesting little gem of a video, see if you can spot who affirms and who swears to god when making the Oath..try it as a game.

  276. 276
    Early bird says:

    … but Taffy went to Denmark
    to get some hand relief.

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    domino says:

    In next weeks Sunday People headline reads “Lottery Losers link to party that killed 100,000’s of Iraqis and 1000’s of British troops on a lie”

  278. 278
    Early bird says:

    Same way some one-eyed jock got to be PM – no effin opposition.

  279. 279
    Early bird says:

    So wtf were they not all put on the first plane to Damascus or Karachi then? These bloody idiot magistrates all need chucking off the end of the nearest pier.

  280. 280
    Palace supporter says:

    … and if you had ever been there, you would know exactly why this is so.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Pro EU LibLabCon on 67%
    Anti EU UKIP on 23%

    Time for UKIP to face reality and call it a day and wind the party up if they can’t get more than the LibLabCon combined in a Euro election.

    Bye bye UKIP :-)

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    The mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10716844/Islamic-law-is-adopted-by-British-legal-chiefs.html

    What is happening to the country ?
    We are supposed to be protecting basic rights, not colluding with abominations and fuckwit expansionist Europeans

  283. 283
    I'll say it once more.. says:

    Taken in the kitchens at Halitosis Manor?

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    knock knock says:

    The guys on the gate who let her in should be forcibly retired today!

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    knock knock says:

    Should not Big Ears be writing to Dave about all this – or is he in it up to his scrawny little neck? What do his sons think about this momentous change to their futures?

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    jason says:

    Yay. Finally a proper local candidate I can get behind in aberavon. Oh wait. No. He’s only been here 3 times. Once to see if he could get selected, twice to get selected and the third to celebrate his selection. Looking forward to his visit for when he wins the seat. #democracyinaction

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    Anonymous says:

    interesting that you posted your message the same minute that “invisible” handcuffs posted theirs.

    if one were conspiracy minded it could be inferred you were making a veiled threat. namely the suggest of peas (some reference to an adult who finds kids attractive) albeit frozen which would mean dead. oh and the reference of blood. then the initial reply to your post from a hairy biker mentioning “the wife”. again is that another threat to the wife or family of invisible handcuffs?

    in the long distant past an email was sent fro one to another. the one said they had found out some evidence about the soham case that pointed conclusively to the fact huntl3y had been fitted up and he was going to publish it on the net when the moment presented itself to do so. the next day the beslan atrocity happened. just another one of those coincidences hey?!

    i remember putin’s talking about the intelligence they had garnered after it had happened. that they were very surprised at who had green lighted the attack and that there would be retribution. i wonder if any one eu oriented is familiar with the initials l and s and m? in reference to the ukraine. i think the eu knows full well who the funding behind those 3 initials and i think the eu knows how the people of ukraine would react if they knew the truth.

    you are a bunch of disgusting beasts.

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    Lord Kid you not says:

    Boyo Iv got you a safe Liebour in Wales the sheep vote is in the bag.

  289. 289
    Lord Kid you not says:

    Iv got a lot of respect for Willy to save the taxpayer money he shared a bed with his male adviser.

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    early bird says:

    Well, he must have had his paid for resident photo taker/minder/boyfriend/coffee maker/shoe licker with him somewhere in the background.

  291. 291
    early bird says:

    How do you say “it is all going to shit” in Flemish?

  292. 292
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Stalin didn’t sign it.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    She’s a pout pout fish,
    with a pout pout face,
    and she spreads the dreary wearies
    all over the place.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Perhaps now is a good time to raise the question of Welsh Independence.

  295. 295
    Ivor Lido says:

    Why are we getting a white one ?

  296. 296
    Skeleton Bob says:

    If the left hate the rich so much why do so many of them do the lottery?

  297. 297
    An awkward bastard says:

    I thought in a free country you could vote for whoever you want to and that your vote is private.

  298. 298
    An awkward bastard says:

    Is this killing race related ?

    There is no mention in the Report

  299. 299
    Father Analpolyp says:

    Bolly and Buggery beats Beer and Bingo, chaps!

  300. 300
    Nobalot de la France says:

    * So the newspapers only pay beer money but somehow all the good leads still go to Rupert Murdoch’s outfit.
    * MPs expense scandals involving sums under £3:50 get posted here plus an assortment of Spad and Media appointments dirge.
    * Facebook bollocks FFS!.
    * No one can post under their own moniker any more without fear of instant deletion.

    What is happening? This place used to be fun. Now it is as trivial as Kim Kardashian’s haemorrhoids.

  301. 301
    Cinna says:

    If only the Welsh wanted independence aw well as the Scots.

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    ancientpopeye says:

    Be still my palpitating heart.

  303. 303
    Cinna says:

    You’ll be needing that for the Socialist Republic of Scotland then.

  304. 304
    Cinna says:

    Love it.

  305. 305
    Guy News Room says:

    Suggestions that Labour could enter a coalition with the Liberal Democrats after next year’s general election have been dismissed as “nonsense” by the man in charge of Labour’s election strategy,Owen “I’m the Daddy” Jones.

  306. 306
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I am going to start my own blog.

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    Postal voter says:

    I could not agree more.

  308. 308
    Jack Droning in the bushes says:

    Is he flashing?

  309. 309
    Contemptible scum says:

    Time they changed it to reflect reality by declaring their traitorous allegiance to the EU

  310. 310
    William Campbell says:

    Strawberry Fields Forever !

  311. 311
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    You slimey limeys will do as you are told.

    Look at me, fuycking Russia and Europe up both at the same time;

    This is the American Millenium, so just shut the fuck up you commie basturds

    Sharia Law that you will be forced to believe in!

  312. 312
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    testing

  313. 313
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    You slimey limeys will do as you are told.

  314. 314
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    She mkes me feel horny!!

  315. 315
    Anne Nuity (retired) says:

    Buy you mean.

  316. 316
    William Hague says:

    Vegetable packing, is that similar to fudge packing?

  317. 317
    Rob says:

    Are you still taking your selenium?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Don’t knock it.

    If your wife decides to divorce you in order to get half your assets you can convert to Islam and she’ll get fuck all :-)

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    DUH! says:

    So basically, unless he separates from his wife, he ain’t gonna be in GB much.

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    Anonymous says:

    NAWAI.

    Kinnokio and Abereravon.
    If ever there was a reason to support Scottish Independence – bringing an end to the Labour. This is it

  321. 321
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    I say bring back hunting with hounds.

    Hear ! Hear !

  322. 322
    The Kinnock dynasty says:

    Well awright!

  323. 323
    Gerry Mander says:

    The public who don’t actually vote for any of these parties: probably around 67%. Time to arrest everyone in Westminster for stealing our democracy from us.

  324. 324
    Fuck off Chucky says:

    That smarmy c-unt Chucky is on Marr’s show evading every question and recycling tired Labour soundbites.

  325. 325
    Fishy says:

    Did you notice how he keeps calling people ‘THEY’. But of course they’re probably trash and wannabes

    Chucky was hugely condescending…can’t wait for the Twitter storm to start.

  326. 326
    Vlad the G(r)8 says:

    Morgan Borgen. Dunno what the Danish PM’s going to make of the kebab shop down Port Talbot High Street.

  327. 327
    Harold Wilson in the 1964 election says:

    “None of my relatives will be appointed to the Cabinet”

  328. 328
    Kinnock Troughing Cooperative says:

    Welcome to the trough boyo! Eat your swill. These Welsh retards voted for me so they’ll vote for anybody.

  329. 329
    P l e b says:

    “When your family relies on the NHS all of the time – day after day, night after night – you know how precious it is. So, for me, it is not just a question of saying the NHS is safe in my hands – of course it will be. My family is so often in the hands of the NHS, so I want them to be safe there.”

    David Cameron, 2006.

  330. 330
    pigs turn into men says:

    WTF? George Orwell was right.

  331. 331
    A wise man says:

  332. 332
    P l e b says:
  333. 333
    Silly old fart says:

    Did I just hear John McCain talking about putting new missile defence systems in Czechoslovakia?
    Fuck me.

  334. 334
    Andy "Maybelline" Burn'em says:

    The NHS was safe in my hands.

  335. 335
    One Man One Vote says:

    Aberavon had an electorate of a mere 51,233 voters in 2010, which is less than half of that of the Isle of Wight with 110,924. It is a total disgrace that the Welsh votes cast there are given, in effect, a weighting of two votes to one English vote.

    The people should be given proper democratic representation, with one man one vote meaning an equal franchise in equal sized constituencies.

    The winner of the 2010 election in the Isle of Wight in 2010 polled 32,810 votes, which was more than all the candidates in Abervon recieved put together. (Total turnout in Aberavon was 30,958). The runner-up in the Isle of Wight polled 22,283 votes, which was 6000 more votes than the MP for Aberavon achieved (16,073). It is time that some of these rotten Welsh boroughs were abolished (there are several constituencies which are even smaller, like Rhondda, Ys Mon and Arfon) especially as Wales also has its own assembly.

  336. 336
    You know its the truth says:

    He may not be, but Iam sure he helps them out when they are busy.

  337. 337
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    What an idiot with his money he can afford to go private, it shows you just how stupid he is!

  338. 338
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    https://twitter.com/OHwinsAgain/status/447666465144340480

    WOOOOOOOOOOPS !

  339. 339
    Caught in the act says:

    Woman challenges flasher in brown mac on Croydon common.

  340. 340
    PC PC Plod says:

    Which most likely means it is.

  341. 341
    Warmongers RUs says:

    Probably. They are pushing Russia to the limit. Tis odd that Nobel peace prize winners Obama and EU are trying to start WW3

  342. 342
    Myfanwy says:

    Now I now that a managing director is not really a proper job, there seems to be rather a lot of those sucking on the teet of British companies, I am sure managing directors all over the country will agree with you.

  343. 343
    Kill Vlad says:

    He also wants to put troops into Ukraine.

    Having all these former USSR states in the EU has turned it into a vehicle for their revenge and western money is making the most of it.

  344. 344
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Can’t we go back to the wonderfully good old days of droning on endlessly about the granny tax and the pasty tax ?

  345. 345
    Drop a daisy cutter on David Cameron says:

    I attempt to censor speech through politically correctness, but ironically support free market libertarians like Assange and Snowden.

  346. 346
    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTER

  347. 347
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Ignore the old neocon fool.

    The Russian Bear and Chinese Dragon are bearing their teeth and ushering in a post US-EU-UN-BBC-NATO-Neocon world and long may it continue :-)

  348. 348
    Bob's your Uncle says:

    Jaggy Waggy
    Son of mine
    Knew where to draw the longitude line

  349. 349
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Governments lie to their people; it’s what they do when there are no proper checks and balances especially legal ones – on those atop.

  350. 350
    JH-230912384590231 says:

    Oh, this is GUN CRIME.

    You know, where disembodied guns float down the street, taking pot shots at black people.

    It’s not yet-another-black-killing-black-crime, without which London would be an incredibly safe city to live.

  351. 351
    LabourBlist-er says:

    We at Labourblister say “Well, done, Steve”. as Ed says we are a one nation party that doesn’t believe in nepotism, or doing favours for chums and friends, and even though you haven’t lived in Britain for 20 years we know Lord Sainsbury will soon explain to you what has been going on with the common people so that you can go slumming, er, we mean campaigning with the knowledge of an expert

  352. 352
    The Rt Hon the Lord Kinnock and Dynasty. says:

    We do solemnly swear to fight against all class privilege and to uphold the rights of the “little people”

  353. 353
    CIA mercenaries in Ukraine says:

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    I hear that the ‘Badger Spotting’ is particularly good in Wales.

  355. 355
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Well the thick Tories had a chance to sort this out and they fucked it up.

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    He’s talking about his baby.

  357. 357
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are and they also plan to abolish the 25% single person rebate on Council Tax if elected.

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for more raids on your pension

    Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)

  358. 358
    A pint of bitter at the last chance saloon and some pork scratchings, please says:

    Islamic Sharia law to be embedded within UK probate law.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10716844/Islamic-law-is-adopted-by-British-legal-chiefs.html

    Kiss your freedom goodbye – or vote UKIP

  359. 359
    Bill's your husband says:

    I’d rather get to President under my own steam.

  360. 360
    Fishy says:

    No they didn’t

  361. 361
    Myfanwy says:

    ‘born to rule’ Geedes would wholeheartedly agree with whichever party the Master was supporting at the any one time. The Tories have always been a set of hereditary “baron” families constantly appearing in the Tory hierarchy and they are still there, Liebore is just trying to keep up. I do wish potential candidates of all parties were not just parachuted into “safe seat” they should be selected on merit, there is of course the other group, not in families, but in the schools and universities they went to, “the old boys network”. Constituencies should be drawn up so that the number of eligible voters in each should be equal, the fewer “safe seats” the better that should enliven election time. London because of its very fluid population should be done on a proportional basis so it truely would reflect the views of Londoners. The most important thing of all is to get people to register to vote and then to actually vote, folks in “safe seat” constituencies don’t bother to vote because they know if they vote it will have no effect.

  362. 362
    George's my Father says:

    Anyone can become President of the USA.

  363. 363
    Reuters: Official UK policy says:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/11/us-column-markets-saft-idUSBREA2A06J20140311

    So London is banking on continuing as the criminal money laundering centre of the world

    Get used to it…

    It’s official UK Government policy

    “Criminals of the world you are welcome in London, expecially your money”

  364. 364
    Keir Hardie says:

    More Labour party dynasties – more like the old Soviet Union nomenklatura!

  365. 365
    The Loony Left says:

    YOU CAN’T TRUST PEOPLE TO SPEND THEIR OWN MONEY SENSIBLY..

  366. 366
    UKIP for me says:

    Getting ideas above their station, giving themselves airs and graces. An uppity middle class family trying to make it into the blue blood upper classes.

    Social climbing parasites who siphoned off millions to provide the wealth needed to advance up the social ladder as far as they can.

    Mrs Bucket type social climbers on steroids, a new dynasty is being created where their silver spoon brats will get the very best of everything, the new establishment.

  367. 367
    Whiffler says:

    Anyone else notice Marr highlighting Amanda Platell’s comments with a sort of “people, don’t forget she’s a Tory apologist”

    I’ve never heard him temper his own views with his political outlook, nor those of most of his guests ….. I wish he’d tell me Polly Toynbee’s political slant.

    Marr out !

  368. 368
    Ginger Rodent says:

    You can’t ! So Ed Balls and I will tax their @rses off under any future LibLab governemnt

  369. 369
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Having viewed acts of barbarism committed by those Russians on my TV I am surprised David Cameron has not yet called in the Russian Ambassador and told him to “sling his hook”.

    All David Cameron does is wave his finger in the air and try to think of as many soundbites as he can ending in the word “kalashnikov” whilst his wife orders takeaway pizzas and looks at her brand spanking new kitchen we have all paid for in our taxes.

  370. 370
    Jackass Straw says:

    :)

  371. 371
    You know its the truth says:

    I see the twats at the BBC are at it again, the Big Question is letting racist blacks talk as though its legitimate to discuss slavery. If they don’t know their roots have a DNA test that will tell them their origins, but somehow I don’t think they be going back to the African shithole they came from.

  372. 372
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps our children will never know what a true democracy is – ‘cos there sure ain’t one around here at present.

  373. 373
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Well we keep hearing from the NOT voting fraternity that they don’t vote because all the parties are the same and there is no one else to vote for.

    Well now they have an alternative in UKIP they are still not voting, proving what a bunch of lazy liars they are.

  374. 374
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    The Kinnocks are the original troughing scum.They are a typical example of
    a socialist dynasty that think that they are something special .

  375. 375
    Reuters: Official UK policy says:

    Two leading Ukracriminals funding Blair and Clinton to launder their ganster backgrounds

    http://www.kyivpost.com/content/ukraine/top-european-union-official-oligarchs-stall-ukrain-54000.html

    Still untouched by sanctions, of c ourse

  376. 376
    Honest taxpayer says:

    Agreed…

    Blair, Brown and Cameron sold out to the banksters and oligarchs years ago

    And they rule the UK and have bought the British political parties as we know

    Just look at the immunity from sanctions of all the Ukrainian and Russian oligarchs at this very moment (not to speal of mafia bosses, drug cartels etc who launder their mponey through London)

    And immunity from prosecution of thousands of criminals bankers despite tens of billions of “fines” (paid by the shareholders, not them)

    Everyone knows what has happened

    Noone is acting, for the moment

    The only hope of democracy in Britain is regime change

    In the meantime we pay for their bail outs, public services etc

  377. 377
    Owen Jones says:

    Off to play bingo now !!! :)” ha!

  378. 378
    Silly old fart says:

    It’s the fact he said Czechoslovakia that got me.
    How many years now, twenty?

  379. 379
    Fishy says:

    Why has Brillo got three left wing journalists together for his Sunday Brillo show;

    One from the Guardian, one from the FT, and another from the Guardian the over-privileged and odious Toynbee.

    And of course they’re going on about the ‘THEY’ word on Shapps poster…not mentioning that the Slimy Umunna used the ‘THEY’ word repeatedly on Marr this morning

  380. 380
    Nick Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    Correct ! I made sure of that.

    LibDems – putting the “mock” in “demockracy”. Buwahaha !

  381. 381
    Fog says:

    These and most of the smug commentators who hate this freedom, are people who have ‘final salary’ public ‘servants’ perpetual payouts for the rest of their lives, paid for by the private tax papers who have to fund their own pensions.

  382. 382
    Fishy says:

    It keeps giving because wankers like you keep reposting the same tweet…originally re tweeted by a lefty who is struggling to respond to the substance of the budget.

    I suggest to watch Umunna’s effort this morning…or the condescending Labour line that ‘THEY’ cannot be trusted with their own pension pot.

  383. 383
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Who’s he standing for? The Selfie Party?

  384. 384
    003½ says:

    http://tinyurl.com/pzglq8a

    Sт℮ρhℯη K Ѧmøs

  385. 385
    Don't read too much into it. says:

    That’s how I think too so doesn’t bother me. It’s what the brain was taught. I still think Ceylon and Malaya as I have friends from those two countries and drink Ceylon tea I call Kenya Keenya as well.

    When did VD clinics become STD clinics, the Spastic Society become Scope and the mentally handicapped have learning disabilities?

  386. 386
    Nemesis says:

    Sorry to digress but how about this. And will we ever know which ‘celeb’ it is? It cannot be Jimmy Savile this time!

    TV comic ‘groomed’ tragic overdose teenager: 18-year-old’s mystery death after star ‘showered him with gifts then made sexual advances’
    Ben Cowburn was studying a fashion course in London, an inquest heard
    He met comedian ‘Mr X’, who made advances and bought gifts
    True identity of TV star has been protected after agreement with coroner
    Ben was due to work as Mr X’s stylist, but this was cancelled
    But he later admitted the relationship made him feel ‘dirty and used’
    He was found dead in his bedroom in 2010 with a plastic bag nearby
    His sister told the inquest: ‘We had concerns about him being groomed’

  387. 387
    Taxpayer-funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    Like FGM. Suddenly a problem in the UK. No mention or idea of where it has sprung from!

  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    Stephen Kinnock: definitely not gay and definitely not a hypocritical shit stain for sending his daughter to a fee-paying school.

    VOTE UKIP.

  389. 389
    Ginger Sellout Turd Whose Son is not a Puff says:

    Well awright!!

  390. 390
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i have noted the pathetic IMPOSTER comment over on GF’s Rupe Sunday blog.

    Oh dear – i seem to have annoyed the militant politicised homo brigade – so much so that they make idiots of themselves.

  391. 391
    ffranc says:

    Pity about the spelling mistake in that announcement. There is a double-L in Bedwellty – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedwellty

  392. 392
    Anonymous says:

    Thought it was a double ‘t’.

  393. 393
    Harrison says:

    Give me credit, I didn’t call them Trash.

    I like Garage, you know.

  394. 394
    Dai at the Back. says:

    I am happy to announce I won’t be voting for him.

  395. 395
    Dai at the Back. says:

    How much committment can he give the constituency? Wife in Denmark, Parliament in London, how’s he going to divide up his time and spend sufficient of it where his constituents can get their hands on him when needed?

  396. 396
    Tom Catesby. says:

    It’s also important to see that all those registered to vote are actually entitiled to do so.

  397. 397
    Myfanwy says:

    Spot on Tom Boy. Neithrof the big parties will take up my suggestion and yours, because it suits their purpose, if every registered voter tramped down to the polling station, the two main parties would be frightened to death as to what the result would be.

  398. 398
    Tel E. Caster says:

    Please tell me this is a wind-up.

  399. 399
    Myfanwy says:

    What, hand relief?

  400. 400
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    This is absolute conspiracy theory bullshite .

  401. 401
    Myfanwy says:

    “Plaid Cymru” not if young Kinnock does not speak Welsh, south Wales is not Welsh Wales.

  402. 402
    dolly says:

    da iawn!

  403. 403
    A Lienz says:

    Can the whole Labour Party not organise a mass day out using Malaysia Airways?

  404. 404
    Peter Ellis says:

    I’d love to know how someone married to the Danish Prime Minister, with a wealth of Danish commitments, can possibly serve the people of Aberavon in any useful way.

  405. 405
    dolly the pentacost says:

    keep the pentacosts in Tycroes

  406. 406
    J Which is why we in the Labour Party applaud postal votes. says:

    It’s not the people who vote that count. It’s the people who count the votes.

  407. 407
    Effed Off says:

    Dear Cat, I think you’ll find the Liebour followers dikshunry does not have an entry for Hypocrisy.

    Me faither vorted Laber, me Granfaither vorted Liebour, me grate granfaither vorted Lyeber, an me, the sheep that I am, from a long line of sheep will vote for a wonky donkey if it has the reet coloured rosette, meeehhh meeehhh meehhh.
    .

  408. 408
    No Expenses spared says:

    Lord Kinnock of Bedwetty?

  409. 409
    I've got a little behind with my orders says:

    ‘twould be rasher not to bring home the bacon, don’t you think ?

  410. 410

    Oh God, I hope this doesn’t mean visits from the Buffoon-in-Chief wanting more selfies with the beauteous blonde bimbo bombshell PM Mrs Stephen Kinnock. Groan.

  411. 411

    Stop being derogatory to particles.

  412. 412
    John says:

    Well they ARE desperate to find someone to replace Ed Miliband. They could do a lot worse than another fucking Kinnock couldn’t they?

    And before you laugh, he has some qualifications for this. His daddy and Mummy is now mega rich Eurocrats (so he fits the modern Labour cabinet profile of cosseted rich kid) and he’s not Ed Balls.

    I wrote that last bit and thought about it. It must be fucking awful being a Kinnock child but at least you can console yourself that you are not one of Balls’ children. I fucking pity them.

  413. 413
    Dave says:

    I would.

  414. 414
    Anonymous says:

    I worry about you you know!

  415. 415
    Bloke says:

    ‘teat’ – please.

  416. 416
    Roger Luffman says:

    Hereditary socialism should be confined to North Korea

  417. 417
    EyeSee says:

    Let me get this right, a nobody, the son of over promoted nobodies as been selected as a potential Labour candidate. Whoopee. Similarly (though actually more important) my local pond has lots of frogs in it.

  418. 418
    F uc K the Eu says:

    Of course there are…who’d want to pay 75% tax under Monsewer Hollande?

  419. 419
    Fabians are EVIL says:

    Socialists make me want to VOMIT.

    How the fuck can they beat the drum for ‘equality’ when they so blatantly favour their own families. Where is our Anders Brevik?

  420. 420
    Julian Gibb says:

    I do hope so. I like that.name- can I use it?

  421. 421
    Vote UKIP. Get Liebour. says:

    I bet those taffs in the valleys just love that ‘Right Honourable’ shit.

  422. 422
    The Critic says:

    Bored with the Spectator are we – or banned? PS Charisma should be defined as troughing where the Kinnock family is concerned.

  423. 423
    The Critic says:

    I misread the Kinnock’s announcement – Lord Kinnock of Bedwetty? Then I remembered – he’s taking the piss,not giving it.


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