February 7th, 2014

Sally’s Hunk Revealed

The Sun have identified the lucky recipient of Sally’s snog. Clinton Baugh is a 49 year old professional dancer and DJ who says he is looking for “the love of a good woman”. They’re just friends…


76 Comments

  1. 1
    Irritable Sod says:

    Bet he’s taller than good old John B.

  2. 2
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Mr Harman is of envious of Sally

  3. 3
    Comrade Joyce says:

    49? You can add 10 to that.

  4. 6
    Libertie(s) says:

    He wants the love of a good woman but Sally will do in the meantime

  5. 7
    Dromey has a chance after all? says:

    But…everyone knows male dancers invariably play for the other team… it does not say much for Sally’s femininity that this gentleman found her to be an acceptable squeeze for the evening.

  6. 8
    An Englishman says:

    He’s obviously looking in the wrong place.

  7. 9
    RomaBob... says:

    Aka Biggus Dickuss when on stage?

  8. 13
    Anonymous says:

    What is Jack Dromey going to say?

  9. 16
    Not Andrew Lloyd-Webber says:

    (With apologies to Jane Taylor)

    Tinkle tinkle little John
    Better put a condom on
    Slutty Sally went to play
    And lots of men, they had their way
    Men who like it up the arse
    shagged you wife, for a laugh
    So if you want sex with Sal tonight
    Wear a rubber or pay the price

  10. 17
    Jock Drony says:

    Two timing b**t*rd. He was mine!

  11. 18
    Chukka says:

    I’ll bet his clock isn’t as big as mine!

  12. 22
    MacGuffin says:

    Did Sally have to pay a ‘License Fee’ to the BBC?

  13. 33
    geordieboy says:

    Sally I am going to tickle your belly button ” From the inside.”

  14. 37
    constituency trainbound says:

    fancy licker that tequilla sally

  15. 38
    Catswhiskers says:

    Love of a good woman? Got the wrong one there then!

  16. 41
    AnusBuTTockS says:

    Its all very amusing to poke fun at this ghastly woman, but it must be very humiliating for her chidlren

  17. 42
    greenpixie says:

    Can’t we fix up our Sal with Mike from Portsmouth. That would solve a lot of problems.

  18. 44
  19. 48
    I hear Bercow has challenged Clinton to a fight says:

  20. 49
    Bonzo says:

    Black Rod

  21. 51
  22. 52
    Displaced Brummie says:

    He hasn’t got a wife, but he likes to borrow the wives of other men, from time-to-time.

    Is Mr B a cuckold or a wittol?

  23. 53
    Dromey says:

    How about me? I did come top of an all woman short list.

  24. 57
    Proftastic says:

    Surely he dances to this?:
    Wilson-Picket
    Mustang Sally (Shake that thang tonight! / Slow that mustang down!)

  25. 58
    Scottish Chav says:

    at any stage was the ageing slapper singling any like …
    Well she’s ready for, bamboo, grows out from the ground, bamboo
    It’s so big and strong, bamboo, stand up straight and tall, bamboo
    Please it’s what I want, bamboo, tadadada bamboo lalalala bamboo laladedada bamboo

  26. 62
    south7eventh says:

    Will Paddy Docherty fight for his woman or let Clinton take her.

  27. 64
    sallyintheally says:

    Ooh! Thick plump black sausage for breakfast dinner and tea!

  28. 65
    gildedtumbril says:

    Can the house of conmen sink any lower? One is not amused.

  29. 67

    The man displays his breeding.

  30. 69
    Ditherywig says:

    Age has not been kind to Dianne Abbot.

  31. 70
    Silly Bercow says:

    I thought Black Rod was a parliamentary official until I discovered Smirnoff…

  32. 71
    Bond 007 says:

    Why does this blog post have the tag ‘totty’ Guido? I was under the impression that ‘totty’ means good looking person.

  33. 74
    Ned Ludd says:

    Jesus wept! This is the ‘good friend’ a speaker’s wife consorts with? Ah well, rough goes to rough. Sort of puts the dignity of parliament into perspective for us, doesn’t it? If they don’t have any for it, why should we?

  34. 75
    dermot17 says:

    Just tell us. Did he or didn’t her bang her? If he did he’s a dirty bstard and if he didn’t he’s a coward.

  35. 76
    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Sally has joined Jack Dromey as fans of the BBC.


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