February 7th, 2014

Sally’s Hunk Revealed


  1. 1
    Irritable Sod says:

    Bet he’s taller than good old John B.

  2. 2
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Mr Harman is of envious of Sally

  3. 3
    Comrade Joyce says:

    49? You can add 10 to that.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Height won’t be the only dimension where he exceeds Mr B

  5. 5
    LATE says:

    posted this 9.00am

  6. 6
    Libertie(s) says:

    He wants the love of a good woman but Sally will do in the meantime

  7. 7
    Dromey has a chance after all? says:

    But…everyone knows male dancers invariably play for the other team… it does not say much for Sally’s femininity that this gentleman found her to be an acceptable squeeze for the evening.

  8. 8
    An Englishman says:

    He’s obviously looking in the wrong place.

  9. 9
    RomaBob... says:

    Aka Biggus Dickuss when on stage?

  10. 10
    Hoddy says:

    Well to practise on anyway !!!

  11. 11

    “If you are black or Asian, gay or lesbian, there’s no question your life has been transformed by Labour, and I’m very proud to have been part of that.”


  12. 12
    lady astor's son-in-law says:

    49 year old ‘dancer’?


    what kind of ‘dancing’?

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    What is Jack Dromey going to say?

  14. 14
    FFS says:

    Well he certainly looks like a classical ballet dancer doesn’t he?

  15. 15
    Hugh G. Rection says:

    the mattress disco?

  16. 16
    Not Andrew Lloyd-Webber says:

    (With apologies to Jane Taylor)

    Tinkle tinkle little John
    Better put a condom on
    Slutty Sally went to play
    And lots of men, they had their way
    Men who like it up the arse
    shagged you wife, for a laugh
    So if you want sex with Sal tonight
    Wear a rubber or pay the price

  17. 17
    Jock Drony says:

    Two timing b**t*rd. He was mine!

  18. 18
    Chukka says:

    I’ll bet his clock isn’t as big as mine!

  19. 19
    Len Goodman Fan Club says:

    The ‘Sally Shag’?

    The ‘Bercow Bolero’

    The ‘Parliament Polka’

    The ‘Westminster Watusi’

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Horizontal jogging

  21. 21
    Jacky Boy says:

    “give it to me Leroy”

  22. 22
    MacGuffin says:

    Did Sally have to pay a ‘License Fee’ to the BBC?

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Classical Dirty Dancing

  24. 24
    Man in tights says:

    Getting into tights

  25. 25
    Jack D says:


  26. 26
    Len Goodman Fan Club says:

    The ‘Speakers Excuse-Me’

    Or perhaps Gaga’s ‘Poker Face’

  27. 27
    Sally "Too drunk to remember" says:

    Nothing happened, I don’t remember a thing

  28. 28
    William Wanksworth says:

    I nominate you for the position of Poet Laureate.

  29. 29
    Sally "I've done this before" says:

    Easy come easy go,
    Easy come easy go,
    Easy come easy go,
    Easy come easy go…

  30. 30
    What Kind? says:

    Paid by the hour.

  31. 31
    What Kind? says:

    Rub him and he blows up!

  32. 32
    man on the street says:

    Saves spoiling a good ‘un.

  33. 33
    geordieboy says:

    Sally I am going to tickle your belly button ” From the inside.”

  34. 34
    Len Goodman Fan Club says:

    All a misunderstanding – perhaps he was just trying to dislodge a fishbone or something.

    I’m sure the Bercow double-act are twerking it out by now.

  35. 35
    M­a­­q­­­­bo­­ul says:

    I think you can add 20 to that by the end of Sally’s evening out ;)

  36. 36
    The Duke says:

    * applause *

  37. 37
    constituency trainbound says:

    fancy licker that tequilla sally

  38. 38
    Catswhiskers says:

    Love of a good woman? Got the wrong one there then!

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Mattress polka

  40. 40
    Not an excitable little man says:

    You will all write out a thousand lines:

    ‘John is a cowering Parliamentary cuckold’
    ‘John is a towering Parliamentary colossus’

    Detention after school too.

  41. 41
    AnusBuTTockS says:

    Its all very amusing to poke fun at this ghastly woman, but it must be very humiliating for her chidlren

  42. 42
    greenpixie says:

    Can’t we fix up our Sal with Mike from Portsmouth. That would solve a lot of problems.

  43. 43
    ancientpopeye says:

    You have to be joking.

  44. 44
  45. 45
    Sally says says:

    ooooohhhhhhhhh a ride on the soul pole ….yummy !!!

  46. 46
    Harriet says:


  47. 47
    King Kee says:

    …or a threesome with Denis and Vicky

  48. 48
    I hear Bercow has challenged Clinton to a fight says:

  49. 49
    Bonzo says:

    Black Rod

  50. 50
  51. 51
    Cinna says:

    Remind me why Anelka and Diedonne are in trouble.

  52. 52
    Displaced Brummie says:

    He hasn’t got a wife, but he likes to borrow the wives of other men, from time-to-time.

    Is Mr B a cuckold or a wittol?

  53. 53
    Dromey says:

    How about me? I did come top of an all woman short list.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    The principal tarty slapper of the UK is made for Handycock.

  55. 55
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    They make a great pair, sheer class .

  56. 56
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    As loose as a moose.

  57. 57
    Proftastic says:

    Surely he dances to this?:
    Mustang Sally (Shake that thang tonight! / Slow that mustang down!)

  58. 58
    Scottish Chav says:

    at any stage was the ageing slapper singling any like …
    Well she’s ready for, bamboo, grows out from the ground, bamboo
    It’s so big and strong, bamboo, stand up straight and tall, bamboo
    Please it’s what I want, bamboo, tadadada bamboo lalalala bamboo laladedada bamboo

  59. 59

    He probably likes to watch !

  60. 60
    Richard Timney says:

    Will it be on video?

  61. 61
    Prezza says:

    I’d give her one.

  62. 62
    south7eventh says:

    Will Paddy Docherty fight for his woman or let Clinton take her.

  63. 63
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    I always thought that Sally had the look of a rear gunner

  64. 64
    sallyintheally says:

    Ooh! Thick plump black sausage for breakfast dinner and tea!

  65. 65
    gildedtumbril says:

    Can the house of conmen sink any lower? One is not amused.

  66. 66
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Talking about rear gunnners, didn’t you live in Pinner in 1939?

  67. 67

    The man displays his breeding.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    And if you are white, your life has been diminished and I am proud of that. Jack Straw.

  69. 69
    Ditherywig says:

    Age has not been kind to Dianne Abbot.

  70. 70
    Silly Bercow says:

    I thought Black Rod was a parliamentary official until I discovered Smirnoff…

  71. 71
    Bond 007 says:

    Why does this blog post have the tag ‘totty’ Guido? I was under the impression that ‘totty’ means good looking person.

  72. 72
    Jesus, pal of mo says:

    To quote The Stranglers
    Making love to the mersey tunnel with a sausage.

  73. 73
    Jesus, pal of mo says:

    I nominate Sal for position 69

  74. 74
    Ned Ludd says:

    Jesus wept! This is the ‘good friend’ a speaker’s wife consorts with? Ah well, rough goes to rough. Sort of puts the dignity of parliament into perspective for us, doesn’t it? If they don’t have any for it, why should we?

  75. 75
    dermot17 says:

    Just tell us. Did he or didn’t her bang her? If he did he’s a dirty bstard and if he didn’t he’s a coward.

  76. 76
    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Sally has joined Jack Dromey as fans of the BBC.

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