January 6th, 2014

Ed Balls Denies He Predicted a Double Dip Recession
(Except of Course He Did) 


160 Comments

  1. 1
    Living Next Door to Roma says:

    Drip flip balls up!

  2. 2

    Always wight even when he’s rong!

  3. 3
    hang on a min says:

    “Figures show that Britain’s double dip recession is even deeper than first thought”.
    Ed Balls,Labour Party website.May 2012.

  4. 4
    it's march, so spring on. says:

    as i was saying,
    juss saying like,
    Hoggart is round un the mound up the .

  5. 5
    Ed Miliband says:

    Have you seen the price of a car service? What a rip off. We need to regulate the industry

  6. 6
    Yvette Cooper says:

    Two timing flipper!

  7. 7

    He is being too fast!

    And he has gone too far!

    That is all.

  8. 8
    Jack Dromey says:

    His nose must be bigger than a black gay cock after saying that.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    I had a dream of Yvette last night, and woke suddenly with sweaty balls…..

  10. 10
    is this what you mean says:

    In August 2010, Balls-up warned in The Guardian that the Government was creating a “perfect storm” which could trigger a double dip recession.

  11. 11
    Simon says:

    Ed Balls is a priceless commodity – long may he stay on as shadow chancellor.

  12. 12
    Gordon Brown says:

    And I said I had put an end to TORY boom and bust!

  13. 13
    Cinna says:

    He’s a lying b’stard, pure and simple.

  14. 14
    Living Next Door to Roma says:

    Better than slimy balls but not as good as sticky balls!

  15. 15
    er says:

    I remember Balls demanding Cameron apologise for the double dip recession.
    And it was a phrase repeated ad nauseum by the BBC.

  16. 16
    Give me a break says:

    Were his lips moving? That explains it then.

  17. 17
    Ed's Mum says:

    Look, Ed is a liar. It’s in his nature. Can’t you just all leave him be? It makes him happy to tell lies.

  18. 18
    Vince Cable says:

    I have no recollection of that

  19. 19
    Scottish Chav says:

    certainly put an end to boom…

  20. 20
    Living Next Door to Roma says:

    But his dick is smaller than his small finger!

  21. 21
    PAIN says:

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  22. 22
    David Milibiscuit says:

    When a chap’s failed and his career is over, it is customary to let him retire with some dignity.

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  24. 24
    it goes without saying says:

    Balls gave a Bloomberg speech a few years back where he warned of a double dip recession and name-checked failed economist Danny Blanchflower.

  25. 25
    Pollytwaddle says:

    Ed Balls? Lying?

    Surely not! He’s a Labour MP!!!

  26. 26
    Executive Summary says:

    Ed Balls is a cūnt.

    That is all.

  27. 27
    Petr O'Nius says:

    Ad nauseam. You have heard of nausea, haven’t you?

  28. 28
    Officer Crabtree says:

    Don’t you just love the way they re-write history with bare-face provable lies. The most incredible thing is that he will be allowed to get away with it. These criminal liars need to be held to account for what they say and do.

    The greatest shame is that the public have very short memories.

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  30. 30
    Read my Lips says:

  31. 31
    John Denham says:

    Ed Balls

  32. 32
    Edna in Clapham says:

    Typical leftie – can never admit when they are wrong. No integrity and spineless wimps.

  33. 33
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Another nail in the global warming debate:

    Common sense predicts a deep permafrost has set in at Cameron’s weekly meeting with the Queen.

    Apparently this is due to a cold war anti-cyclone that recently formed in the North Sea, pulling in a cold air mass from the urals.

  34. 34
    Plumbing the Depths of Our Nation's Politics says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gRHVhgjak

  35. 35
    Peter Martin says:

    Of course, the BBC will be running this from Breakfast sofa & Today through Vine up the Newsnight slipway to a filleting on HIGNFY and Mock the Week.

    Won’t they?

  36. 36
    like taking candy from a baby says:

    “Now that things have got worse and Britain is in an even deeper double dip recession when will Cameron and Osborne finally take action”,said Balls in May 2012.
    And he was backed to the hilt b y the usual suspects at the Guardian,BBC and Channel 4 News.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    He’s either a effing liar or lost his marbles;whichever it is I wouldn’t piss on him if I found him on fire in the middle of the road.
    I am left wondering how much longer must we wait until he is certified?

  38. 38
    it's march, so spring on. says:

    the clue is in the name,
    now lick yiiiiikes,

  39. 39
    Mike Hunt says:

    It’s the only way to be re-elected.

  40. 40
    Bert the Blinking Cert says:

    What was his blink rate on that interview? That’s generally a sign of lack of truth with Ed.

  41. 41
    HIssssss TORY. says:

    did someone call Hisssssss TORY.

  42. 42
    walking into darkness says:

    Well done Ed, no really, it’s takes quite a psycho to actually admit you’re in denial

  43. 43
    Oyster card says:

    Doesn’t Ed get provided with a chauffeur driven car by the taxpayers?

  44. 44
    HIssssss TORY. says:

    ed balls.

  45. 45
    BBC News and left-wing Propaganda Unit says:

    No-we won’t be mentioning this.
    Now shut up and pay your licence fee.

  46. 46
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Ed Balls is a pathological liar.

  47. 47
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Not so short thanks to the internet.

    The nuance of the message needs to be cast right – spun if you will.

    People at the moment will be sensitized to a simple message that ‘Ed Balls is a liar’, and they may not get that he was talking about double dip recession, but would likely assume he is an expenses fraud.

    Using NLP, quite easy to conflate the double dip, and expenses, with the image of a till for the UK economy, and Ed looking shifty, bury the ‘recession’ bit in a byline – and you’re done.

  48. 48
    Oyster card says:

    Doesn’t Ed get provided with a chauffeur-steered* car by the taxpayers?

    *He also presses the peddles, but Guido doesn’t like the word dri-v-en.

  49. 49
    he can't hide from this one says:

    There’s plenty of evidence that he’s lying this time.

  50. 50
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Toby Perkins, labour MP for Chesterfield, is a spiteful piece of shit.

  51. 51
    Gordon Brown says:

    Just because someone is off their trolley does not mean they are incapable of telling lies.

  52. 52
    Common Purpose NLP Technique says:

    Has Ed Balls lied about double dipping with his expenses or the recession ? Have the standards committee been notified of his conduct ?

  53. 53
    UKIP or bust says:

    Proof is hardly needed, but proof there is.

    The man is a pigs arse.

  54. 54
    Kiss it better says:

    Ah. What has he done now?

  55. 55
    Ed balls is a scumbag liar just doing the country down says:

    Double dip FFS the man was screaming triple dip from the rooftops even when the double dip wasn’t happening

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/11/22/ed-balls-triple-dip-recession_n_2176139.html

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  58. 58
    Dr Doom says:

    Time for you enema Mr Vince

  59. 59
  60. 60
    Stephanie Flounders says:

    Or double dipping me?

  61. 61
    NE Frontiersman says:

    They breathe, they lie; only one way to stop them lying.

  62. 62
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Balls is a dead man walking,Millitwit knows that Liebor are unelectable with B alls as their main economic spokesman.He,Millband,will wait until lthe autumn before sacking him thereby staving off any internal war.

  63. 63
    Flange says:

    A hospital worker has spoken of how he feels “embarrassed and ashamed” over a series of tweets he posted, including a comment that he was going to use pubic hair shaved from a patient to create the sideburns sported by Olympic cycling champion Sir Bradley Wiggins. P*ul Nam said he had apologised at the time he was first confronted and he still did over his “incredibly stupid” actions on Twitter in 2012.

    The former operating department practitioner at Lincoln County Hospital – himself a keen cyclist – used the pseudonym “Sir Cockhardt” on Twitter to post: “I was going to save the pubes from the first patient I shaved today and stick them on Wiggins-style”, a disciplinary hearing of the Health and Care Professions Council (HCPC) was told.

    Other tweets posted by Nam under the pseudonym included “working in gynae theatres AGAIN today. I’m seriously considering going gay! The thought of looking at one more aged flange.”

  64. 64
    Thinker says:

    So, does this mean that Ed Balls is briefing against himself ?

    Ed Miliband should sack him if he is.

  65. 65
    Bilda Berger says:

    A sort of panto hate-figure, the epitome of a bully … his hair is thatched and his face looks as if it’s been stuffed with two-inch ball-bearings.

  66. 66
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nurse. Do you think it is time for my enema ? Prudence.

  67. 67
    Bilda Berger says:

    The clue is in the post — “Labour MP”.

  68. 68
    anonymouse says:

    https://www.labour.org.uk/britains-double-dip-recession-deeper-than-first-thought,2012-05-24

    “Now that things have got worse and Britain is in an even deeper double-dip recession, when will David Cameron and George Osborne finally take action? If we see slow growth and high unemployment being entrenched for months and years to come, families and businesses will pay a heavy long term price. There is a better way, but there can be no more complacency and no more excuses for delay.”

    Liar Liar your Balls are on fire.

  69. 69

    The urals tend to be near the staircases.

  70. 70
    Bilda Berger says:

    In other news …

    Another reason to hate dogs (© Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza).

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534545/Grandmother-face-chewed-dog-knocked-unconscious-fell-stairs.html

  71. 71
    How disappointed are these balls says:

    He wished a double dip recession. There was glee in his eyes. Oh how he could tell all he knew better and better.

    No more twinkling now.

  72. 72
  73. 73
    Penfold says:

    Balls is incorrigible.

  74. 74
    Fishy says:

    Balls has form on this sort of thing.

    For years he said that Labour did not run a budget deficit then finally had to admit that they had. When he was last asked about this a few months ago, he was back to denying it again.

  75. 75
    50 Calibre says:

    I suppose he must apply the same standard of “honesty” to the rest of his life. He’s just full of shit and that’s no lie…

  76. 76
    Yvette Cooper says:

    He lies like the stinking fish that he is.

  77. 77
    Try wiki-leakes says:

    Looked and all they want are donations from you.

    A little digging you get on the slurring of their opponents.

    Policy? anything about the past that would predict their future performance. I gave up.

  78. 78
    Gordon F Brown says:

    Mustn’t let the truth get in the way when one is in denial. I’m an expert, you know…

  79. 79
    M102 says:

    Summed it up nicely :)

  80. 80
    Balls Watch says:

    And he can lie without blinking.

    See how open and fixed his eyes were.

    He must have been practicing for weeks.

    So, from that interview we now know for a fact:

    i) Ed Balls blinks a lot when he lies.

    ii) Ed Balls is lying when he has his hands flat down on the table and is looking the interviewer (or the electorate) in the eye without blinking.

    I hope Ed Balls does not get charged with anything as his defense council will have a hard time suggesting that any evidence Balls submits, for example, statement or that submitted under cross examination, is in fact the truth.

    People should ask more closely just who was instrumental in shaping Brown’s economic policy from 1992. A hint: Balls used the Fabian society press to add credibility for his form of economic vandalism.

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  82. 82
    Yvette Bollocks says:

    But he said he loved me.

  83. 83
    Dr Gordon Brown says:

    My career is NOT over. My people will call me back.

  84. 84
    Podiceps says:

    Edward Balls
    Answers when Nature calls.
    After he pissed on Obama,
    He shat on the Dalai Lama.

  85. 85
    Yvette says:

    I long came to the conclusion that he was almost as bonkers as Gordon but decided not to say anything and to stay together for the sake of the Party.

  86. 86
    Gooey Blob says:

    Twelvety’s pants are on Fire. Again.

    It’s about time someone at the BBC – Brillo aside – actually nailed him on his persistent revisionism.

  87. 87
    I hate socialists. says:

    Thank you for the gift of Ed Balls . Only Miliband is a bigger gift.

  88. 88
    Gordo McMong says:

    It’s the right thing to do.

  89. 89
    Gooey Blob says:

    That’s only half of what Miliband needs to do for Labour to become electable. The other half is to sack himself.

  90. 90
    Living Next Door to Roma says:

    Tomorrow on the Fiverty news perhaps.

  91. 91
    Sal E Bercow says:

    double dip? *licks lips*

  92. 92
    PaxMong says:

    And that idiot Davey.

  93. 93
    Ed Balls Fanclub (Con Gain Section) says:

    What a plonker. He can’t even get his lies straight.

    Normally I’d call for him to resign but he’s such an electoral asset for us Conservatives that I’m loving his work.

    Keep it up Ed!

  94. 94
    Len MacCluskey says:

    Oi! I decide what Milliboy does or doesn’t do.

  95. 95
    Sarah says:

    He’s got to be better at bonking than Gorgon, surely.

  96. 96
    No such thing as Happy New Year in Edinburgh shitty! Same Auld Leeching Tripe over & over again! says:

    He is lying Hunt! What was all hand gestures for?

  97. 97
    nell says:

    +100

  98. 98
    Stefanny says:

    I can second that from personal experience. Also I can confirm that he’s definitely a better bonker than Miliprat

  99. 99
    HIssssss TORY. says:

    so that is where my wing .

  100. 100
    Proles not Poles says:

    Very Dear Gordon

    we dont want you back

    the people

  101. 101
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Economic spokesman? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
    ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
    ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,,
    ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Economic arsehole, more like.

  102. 102
    nell says:

    double dip, flat lining, cost of living crisis – no cuts to benefit payments, no to curtailing eu excesses, raise taxes and commence spending a la 1997-2010 just as soon as they can get len mcclusky as his puppets militwit and bullyballs into no 10 and no11.

    labour’s ‘policy’ for 2015 election – one must wish them joy of it.

  103. 103
    nell says:

    +1000

  104. 104
    dai optimistically says:

    the pay report quoted in your other article (re blanchflower’s own goal) may indicate that the economy is already working at max capacity

  105. 105
    UPyr toe. says:

    yu got it nailed there, missus.

  106. 106
    UPyr toe. says:

    here is a hint.
    jut kll the hint.

  107. 107
    Dirty ole Bugger says:

    How about as nuanced as:-

    ED BALLS IS A TOTAL AND COMPLETE C U N T

  108. 108
    Gooey Blob says:

    Ed Miliband seems to be going grey. Has the price of Grecian 2000 gone up sharply?

  109. 109
    Dirty ole Bugger says:

    Many’s the time I haven’t found the Urals and have realised I’m in the Ladies.

  110. 110
    Stefanny says:

    So that’s why his fingers smell of fish. You learn something every day. There’s me thinking it was you Yvette.

  111. 111
    Ed Milliband says:

    It’s a cost of greying crisis!

  112. 112
    All the world says:

    Tw@t ed

  113. 113
    A prime minister who doesn't ever lie says:

    Lie 1: Three days before the election, David Cameron: “Any cabinet minister . who comes to me and says ‘Here are my plans’ and they involve front-line reductions, they’ll be sent straight back to their department to go away and think again”.

    Lie 2: A month before the election, David Cameron: “Our plans involve cutting wasteful spending, Our plans don’t involve an increase in VAT.”

    Lie 3: The coalition agreement: “We will stop top-down reorganisation of the NHS.”

    Lie 4: The coalition agreement: We will guarantee that health spending increases in real terms.”

    Lie 5: Two months before the election, from David Cameron: “I wouldn’t change child benefit, I wouldn’t means test it. I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

    Lie 6: Michael Gove, just before the election: “Ed Balls keeps saying that we are committed to scrapping EMA. I have never said this. We won’t.”

    Lie7: Liam Fox: “a bigger army for a safer Britain”, but it now loses 7,000 soldiers.

    Lie 8: In October 2009 George Osborne said: Retail banks should stop paying out significant cash bonuses. A year later, he opposed an updated EU Capital Requirement Directive intended to limit them.
    In 2013 he took a plane to Europe in bid to block a Europe-wide cap on bankers’ bonuses

    Lie 9: David Cameron: “Yes, we back Sure Start. It’s a disgrace that Gordon Brown has been trying to frighten people about this.” Yet the government’s Early Intervention Grant means a reduction of £1.4 billion in the amount given to early intervention programmes. As a result,More than 400 Sure Start children’s centres have closed during the first two years of coalition government.

    Lie 10 No cuts in tax credits for families with an income of less than £50,000;

    Lie 11 prison for anyone carrying a knife;

    Lie 12 no cuts to the navy;

    Lie 13 keeping the child trust fund for the poorest third of families;

    Lie 14 no hospital closures;

    Lie 15 3000 more midwives since 2010 they’ve created 1000. Lowering the shortage from 6,000 to 5,000.

  114. 114
    Ed the Eunuch says:

    What a bare faced liar! Cut his hands off or better still do a mexican wave as in bye bye to this liability that is Ed Ballox!

    Unfortunately for Labour, Darling does not want to get into bed with a pair of communist arseholes. He would rather retire with dignity.

    In that case, Darling for Leader of Labour Party! Bring it on! He can choose his own team! Time to get rid of the two Eds for good! They are a liability!

    We need a credible opposition. Not a pair of jokers!

  115. 115
    nick says:

    We all know Balls is a fool, no intelligence unable to string more than 2 words together and has always been economical with the truth. Well that is just about any MP. But know he is proved to be a liar in public ; so when does Ed Millibrain fire him? Probably not as he has not the guts- more likely Yvette will divorce the fool. I hope he stays on for the comic effect and he is also the Tories second best weapon -the first weapon is the other fool-Milliband. Oh boy I just can’t wait for the Tory majority next election and listen to Eds reasons why “he wuz robbed”.

  116. 116
    Anon. says:

    24 May 2012.

    Ed Balls:

    ” Now that things have got worse and Britain is in an even deeper double-dip recession, when will David Cameron and George Osborne finally take action? If we see slow growth and high unemployment being entrenched for months and years to come, families and businesses will pay a heavy long term price. There is a better way, but there can be no more complacency and no more excuses for delay.”

  117. 117
    Ed the Eunuch says:

    What happened to the triple dip recession that Balls promised! He is a liability!

    http://www.express.co.uk/comment/expresscomment/450305/What-happened-to-the-scary-triple-dip-recession-Ed-Balls

  118. 118
    A prime minister who doesn't ever lie says:

    See 113 above

  119. 119
    Anon. says:

    From 1:23

  120. 120
    David Cameron says:

    I have never ever lied.

  121. 121
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    “A £250m super-prison could take a step closer as Wrexham councillors are asked to back plans for an old factory site.

    Planning officers are recommending that outline permission for the 2,000 inmate jail is approved.”

    Just enough room for the MPs, lords and spads?

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    The right words!

  123. 123
    Sensible voter says:

    Cameron, we are judging you now, you asshole; pandering to the rich and screwing everyone else. You’ll never get in again.

  124. 124
    Tachybaptus says:

    Osborne is targeting a demographic that don’t vote TORY, with these new cuts.

    Not like the pensioners; that’s why they’re being spared. They’d be out on their ear if they lost the grey vote.

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    He doesn’t need to. He only needed one term to line his pockets and those of his colleagues and cronies and ensure the country is crippled on its knees for the next government so the Tories can spend the next decade complaining what a state the country is in.

  126. 126
    John says:

    He probably believes he didn’t say it. The problem is that Ed lies so easily, so pathologically that he doesn’t know what the truth is any more.

    You see the global economic meltdown was nothing to do with Labour, and Balls had nothing to do with how the last Government operated the finances either.

    You see how easy it is – simples

  127. 127
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    What a silly bollock!

  128. 128
    left wing, right wing, they're all turkeys. . says:

    Just shows the incompetence of Liarbore, took them 3 terms to line their own pockets, that of their cronies, leave the country F^@&#d,
    and spend from day 1 of the following Government complaining about the state of the country.

    Sometimes I wonder if most labour voters are virgins….. They vote labour to improve their chances of getting F^@&#d!

  129. 129
    Anon. says:

    Ed Balls has put George Osborne on the canvas . :lol:

    Ed Balls warned that “the government is in danger of encouraging a ‘perfect storm’ that could trigger a double-dip recession in Britain, and that the world faces a dangerous time as many governments embark on premature fiscal retrenchments.” He has been proved right.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danhodges/100153326/ed-balls-has-put-george-osborne-on-the-canvas/

  130. 130
    Anon. says:

    Ed Balls warns of double-dip recession
    Savage attack on coalition public spending cuts shows former chief economic adviser wants shadow chancellor role

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2010/aug/27/ed-balls-attack-spending-cuts

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  132. 132
    blair's lapdog says:

    Flat lining…

  133. 133
    MRS GEE SPOTT says:

    EDDIE SAYS

    i keep getting asked for a double dip and sometimes even a triple dip
    but i m just not up to it these days …. but these Labour Party lady volunteers are so very demanding when with me on the ” stump “

  134. 134
    Broderick Crawford says:

    yeah well done 113 . good research

  135. 135
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The political system in this country is still full of ‘dead wood’ and the younger ‘dead headed saplings and cuttings from the elders’. We need a damned good bonfire to burn all the older and younger infected and rotting wood.

  136. 136
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am the god of hell fire.

  137. 137
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Are you a forester?

  138. 138
    Dan Hodges says:

    Danny Blanchflower told me to say it.

  139. 139
    The last Bastion says:

    Ed Ball Denies predicting double dip
    But then Ed Balls is a lying sack of sh*t!

  140. 140
    Mike Palin says:

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok.

  141. 141
    Broderick Crawford says:

    Oh, did I really say that? Must be a doppelgänger.

  142. 142
    Gordon's psychotherapist says:

    Is Balls Bonkers?

  143. 143
    he's a joke says:

    How kind of the BBC to flag up the words Double Dip Recession for a large part of that interview-just to hammer it home to viewers who may have been bored by Balls droning on.

  144. 144
    The Puppet Master says:

    Balls is dirigible.

  145. 145
    Ed the Eunoch says:

    I take it Ed Balls’ book publisher has cancelled his memoirs on how Ed saved Britain from an eternal quadruple, triple down, double dip recession?

  146. 146
    Jack Ketch says:

    You are only saying that because you are trying to save his reputation! Why not tell the truth!

  147. 147
    Bill Quango MP/4 says:

    And Ed Balls is his Prodigy

  148. 148
    Ed Balls says:

    A great philosopher once wrote .. ed Balls is naughty, naughty…veeerrryyyy naughty!

  149. 149
    bbc red Bottom says:

    That was Coast..from Sherwood forest.

  150. 150
    Afrocutter says:

    … and now he has 50 shades to choose from too!

  151. 151
    Afrocutter says:

    With his local postal voting scam already well in place, rest assured that he won’t be robbed – and we can continue to enjoy his parliamentary antics for a further 5 years!

    Lucky us….

  152. 152
    Afrocutter says:

    They can all be chucked on the bonfire of the qangos then.

  153. 153
    Bryant says:

    I’m good at playing with Balls.

  154. 154
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    If Ed Balls and Ed Milliband were drowning and you could only save one of them….
    ….What kind of sandwich would you make?

  155. 155
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    Why should a prison cost £ 250 million , all that is required is barbed wire and concrete!

  156. 156
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    So, the porky tells porkies – no surprise there then.

  157. 157
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    That’s rather harsh on pigs!

  158. 158
    La' says:

    Ed’s new nickname is Teabag. (Double Dip Balls)

  159. 159
    nick says:

    Ed Balls, Mp and liar. Also the thickest Mp in the Commons. Why do we give fool ANY oxygen in the media. Guess what is going to happen to your lead in the next election Ed? You are going to become Ed Balls, chump!! No Mp status at all. I shall look forward to waving you goodbye and the rest of Labour crims.-Oh they are already gone aren’t they Ed?

  160. 160
    Barrie says:

    I’d go for popcorn


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“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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