January 1st, 2014

Cameron Optimistic for 2014
Pundits Divided for 2015

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Dave’s New Year message is essentially “The plan is working… Our recovery is real, but it’s also fragile, and there are more difficult decisions ahead” translation: more cuts coming. Electing the two Eds into government would mean their “economic madness would devastate this country.” The dig at French Hollibandism is well judged, “more borrowing, more spending and more debt” leads to “increasing unemployment, industrial stagnation and enterprise in free fall. The opposite of what’s happening here”. Expect a lot more of this before next year’s election…

Mike Smithson of PoliticalBetting.com still reckons the Tories are doomed, he has three-figure bets at evens with Dan Hodges and Harry Phibbs (of ConservativeHome) that the Tories won’t win most seats. He says it is “very hard to see a pathway to a Conservative majority.” UKIP of course stands in their way

Dan Hodges argues that 2013 was a disastrous year for Ed Miliband, whereas at the end of 2012 Labour’s YouGov daily poll average lead was 11.3%, as 2013 ends it has fallen to 6%. Ed Miliband’s personal YouGov approval rating was -21%, it has now fallen to -34%. Only Ted Heath has won an election from opposition with anything like such negative personal ratings.

Even as the Tories and LibDems have overseen a rising economy only UKIP can claim a good year,  yet many pundits seem to have subjectively upgraded Miliband’s chances of getting into 10 Downing Street despite, objectively, the polling numbers worsening for him.  Andrew Cooper, the pollster whom the PM replaced in Downing Street with Lynton Crosby, last night tweeted out facts repeatedly muttered by Blairites:

Someone once correctly said “there are no rules in politics”. That triple election winner was right. Guido makes it too close to call…


639 Comments

  1. 1
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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    • 6
      Welcome to Benefit Island, free house, free food, free education, free healthcare this way>> says:

      A vote for any part of the LabLibCon party, is a wasted vote.

      They all hate the British and any concept of real democratic choice.

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      • 32
        Nigel Mirage says:

        I love Syrians! Bring ‘em over by the million! Embrace multiculturalism!

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        • 45
          Godfrey Bloomer says:

          Especially the sluts!

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          • David Cameron says:

            Let’s get Turkey in the EU, only 77 million of them after all. There’s plenty of benefits to go around.

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          • Christmas Turkey carcass says:

            In my experience, the hospitality of the British is a double-edged sword.

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          • UKIP'er says:

            Yep, well done Dave, you stole my pension from 65 to 66. Nice to know you still piss it up the wall.

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          • A lesson from history says:

            @UKIP’er Actually Brown started the rot in 197 with his annual £5 billion Tax on pension Funds…until then the UK had one of the most securely funded private pension schemes in the World

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          • I HAVE HAD A VERY BORING CHRISTMAS ON MY OWN AND AM FULL OF COMMENTS FOR THE NEW YEAR.

            HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL THE OTHER HONEST AND NOBLE YEOMAN OF THESE PAGES.

            METHINKS I AM NOBLE AND HONEST DESPITE BEING CAUGHT LYING ABOUT MY DAD.

            http://order-order.com/2013/09/17/labour-accuse-downing-street-of-cracking-up/#comment-1862100

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          • Sock Watch says:

            @4:47 sockpuppet

            As Gordon Brown so aptly pointed out, the use of capitals should be sparing as it can be a sign of mental illness.

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            Hi puss, you are not the only one on your own, at least the only person to fall out with is yourself, Christmas is a very harrowing time for families big fall outs etc If you have a dog or cat or other pet you are not really on your own, borrow a dog and go walking in the park or country, loneliness is a state of mind, as long as you do not end up staring at four walls watching the idiots lantern that is bad, I have seen it too many times in my last job, on in the morning, off last thing at night.

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          • Referee says:

            The score so far this year is:

            Schrödinger’s cat (aka Sock Watch) – 0
            Sock Puppet (aka Mong, Sock, and other really nasty insults) – 24

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          • Commentator says:

            It has been an interesting first day of the new year.
            It appears that the sock has got to SC again, and SC feels obliged to respond to virtually every post that is made. The researchers at the University of Ipswich are wondering whether SC is going to explode again like he did when caught out lying about his dad (http://order-order.com/2013/09/17/labour-accuse-downing-street-of-cracking-up/#comment-1862100).
            Some commentators have also detected a reluctance on the part of SC to deny his previous lies, and wonder if he may yet feel obliged to apologise for attempting to mislead the honest and noble yeoman of these pages.
            The referee will soon run out of fingers and toes and is likely to declare a miscontest and stop keeping the score.

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          • Commentator's research assistant says:

            PS – a tricky little move by mong to go back so many months and leave comments that appear now to have been unanswered by SC. Does SC have the capability to trace these comments and respond, or will history recond them as unanswered. Big decisions ahead but I suspect that nobody other than SC really cares.

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          • Sock Watch says:

            Some folks will never learn.

            This is a political blog so we have differences. Fundamental ones with those from parties with different ideologies but sometimes more bitter ones with those who we thought should be on our side but seem to be undermining our positions. That has always been the case.

            Often, it is easier to reconcile positions with someone from another ideology as you have mutually recognised the fundamental differences and, apart from a bit of friendly joshing, you can actually find common ground on what is left. That is a sign of maturity.

            But we have another class of person. The wholly disruptive. The sockpuppets. They bring nothing to the situation. They have the most time to waste as they do not have another purpose. Often we are subsidising them through the tax system.

            These people are the true scum of the internet.

            Many here, myself included, have alternative monikers which we use when facing such difficulties. After a while of reasonably successfully pursuing such a strategy, it occurred to me that I should not allow a person, whom I regarded as entirely worthless, force me to change the identity I had chosen on here to declare my own views.

            When I was in business, I chose the time of my actions, not some ne’er-do-well. So I have experimented with different ways of dealing with this without having to bleat to our host who is running a smart business here. Others can decide for themselves whether or not my strategies are effective or necessary. But I have actually learned out of it and may use my findings in another business area. A problem becomes an opportunity. For this, I thank our tormentors who are kindly working for me free of charge.

            There are still plenty of friends from my old industry, including the smartest private detectives you will find out there, some of whom know about my postings. Doing the sort of work they do, they are interested in a society which is not too tied up with regulation.

            It would be all too easy for me to get any information I wanted about these people, even down to their NI numbers. Probably I would not even have to pay for it.

            So I suggest that the sockpuppets can do what they want. I am not really fussed – now. However, if they overstep the mark, then they just might find life getting more awkward in a way they hadn’t anticipated.

            Happy New Year to everyone, including them.

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        • 162
          cIRA says:

          wine is Ynot.
          visually it is Y crossed.

          the name implies no action. Full action too. In a globular world, do what is a deli.arrrgh. crossed. IGNORE.

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        • 248
          Syrian refugee says:

          The Roma are taking all the council houses. That’s not fair.

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          • Roma says:

            We not take shitty council house. Council house full of Somalis. We go Kensington demand council give us house. They pay big money to private landlord. Is good, no?

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          • car says scrap. crap say dump. dump say pu. says:

            wake up sid.
            scrap “s”
            elfie.
            Hel is if.
            hel if i was a …
            if i was an “l”
            start each thought with the sound of “if”

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          • George Smiley says:

            Excuse….I come to aereoport & a man comes up to me to offer a course in fiddling the system. Who is zez Keeth Spaz geez?

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          • thy bitch is hot says:

            after gur, comes khoti.
            after khoti, comes wotee.

            after wo tee comes proper tee.
            when the tee is off, seek a cow.
            and bitch on.

            ps..i will see you after cisiting hours.

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        • 588
          Intellectual Pygmy says:

          As opposed to the fcukers you support who only want to let Austrians, Belgians, Bulgarians, Croatians, Cypriots, Czechs, Danes, Estonians, Finns, Frogs, Germans, Greeks, Hungarians, Irish, Italians, Latvians, Lithuanians, Maltese, Dutch, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovakian, Spanish and Swedish. Plus any other hunt who fancies living here.

          You pathetic sheep’s vagina.

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      • 158
        Handycock whipping it out says:

        I predict 2014 is going to be a great year for me and the Liberal Democrats.

        http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/council-left-with-30-000-bill-over-hancock-probe-1-5780692

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      • 208
        Living Next Door to Roma says:

        No need to claim.

        Welcome to ‘Auto Enrolment’

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      • 226
        Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

        The Tories can’t win in 2015 as
        1. No boundary changes
        2. UKIP trending at ~ 15% in the polls; they cost the Tories 20 seats in 2010 with 3% of the vote.
        3. Pilgrims still in position actively campaigning against the Government of the day using taxpayers money
        4. Union education fund is still in place
        5. No TU reform allowing Crow and his mob hold us to ransom
        6. Tory constituency parties are disintegrating in protest at Cameron’s liberal policies
        7. The Tories will lose 7/8 seats along the route of HS2 to single issue candidates
        8. The Tories will lose one seat in Portsmouth due to shipbuilding being concentrated in Scotland
        9. No control of mass immigration
        10. Public spending still out of control and the national debt rising on a daily basis
        11. Human Rights Act still in place
        12. No referendum on Europe
        13. State control of the press introduced
        14. Cameron wanted to take us to war in Syria
        15. Gay Marriage

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        • 270
          Pesky says:

          Spot on. Dave would be in clover if it wasn’t for UKIP

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          • Intellectual Pygmy says:

            Dave and his party would be in clover if they stopped acting like fcuking Labour politicians. There would be no need for UKIP.

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          • The Big RedYellowBlue socialist party says:

            It’s not an act.

            What you see, is what they are.

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          • Intellectual Pygmy says:

            Too true.

            How the fcuk we have ended up in a position where voting for any of the three main parties is a vote for the left I do not know.

            Maybe there will be a civil war. If there is I am calling dibs on that pretentious Brand cnut. Let’s see if he really wants a revolution.

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        • 272
          Never underestimate the overall gullibility of large swathes of the electorate says:

          16. The British electorate are stupid enough to believe Labour’s promises

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          • Philagain says:

            Not as stupid as the rent boy that I shafted bareback.
            I gave him Hep A to Z….. weirdly though I’ve had a hell of a bad cold for the past 6 months and my big toe has turned a yellowy green colour ( which matches my cock.. Save for the brown tinge).

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        • 326
          Short term mammary loss. says:

          Germans and French have more rights in my country than Australians , N/zZ Canadians and other allies? Bollocks. I predict a holocaust.

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          • (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

            + several million!

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          • Big Brucie says:

            If you look carefully you will find that most Australians these days are in fact Chinese. Don’t believe me? Just pop down to Melbourne for an afternoon

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          • Yioryios Yioryopoulos, Melbin, Vic., says:

            “If you look carefully you will find that most Australians these days are in fact Chinese.”

            Yeah I know, right? OZ for the Aussies I say!
            Aussie Aussie Aussie! Hoy hoy hoy!

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          • Intellectual Pygmy says:

            2.5% of the Australian population are Chinese. You would have known that if you had bothered to spend thirty seconds on Google. Instead you decided to act like a sheep’s vagina and muddy the waters with your bollocks.

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        • 436
          Psyche the Dog says:

          Just imagine a 3 way coalition the Cons LimpyDems & and UKip, it could quite possibly happen if it becomes a very close call at the next election with the UKippers taking votes from LibLabCons, what ever the the result it is going to be a real bitch fight, handbags fully drawn.

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        • 579
          Jack Ketch says:

          You forgot about the joys of postal vote fiddles.

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            Guido’s getting that arranged for Rupe, as he wants Dithering Dave back in No.10 as he has fallen out with Farage on the other hand Rupe has been to change his mind when opinion polls favour another party, remember it was “The Sun Wot Won It”

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        • 638
          Psyche the Dog says:

          How many times have you posted that in the past few days?

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    • 10
      Maximus says:

      or get the UKreign.

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    • 14
      EU Funded Pro-EU Cerberus says:

      Vote LibLabCon

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    • 15
      Django says:

      How will the UKIP voters feel the morning after the next general election when they’ve done really well by polling millions of votes, not won a seat and been then the catalyst to an Ed Milliband /UNISON government…. ?

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      • 21
        Casandra says:

        Angry and violent. Especially as they will see how gerrymandered the electoral boundaries are and how one vote in Scotland is equal to five votes in England.

        If I were a Westminster politician I would be afraid, very afraid. The failure to reform the electoral system is going to bite them very hard indeed. It may cost some of them dearly.

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        • 30
          Denis Cooper says:

          How is one vote in Scotland equal to five votes in England, when the same electoral quota is used in both?

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          • Casandra says:

            Na h-Eileanan an Iar : electorate in 2010: 21,837

            Isle of Wight: electorate in 2010: 110,924

            This is the more extreme of many examples, but it is a fact, nonetheless and to an extent the pattern repeats itself over and over again. Welsh, especially Labour-voting constituencies are also far smaller than the English constituencies.

            Arfon had an electorate of 41,138, Dwyfor Meirionnydd had 45,006 voters in 2010. Rural Sleaford and North Hykeham in Lincolnshire had an electorate of 85,561. Guess which party was elected in the respective seats?

            Within England itself, Labour-voting constituencies are on the whole considerably smaller than those in the non-Labour voting areas.

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        • 35
          Django says:

          An “angry and violent” UKIP voter now there’s a must see! What exactly will they do I wonder, have a bombastic moan down the pub I suppose then have to knuckle down to five years of socialism and further euro federalist fanaticism. The irony is that by doing well UKIP wil precipitate the calamity that they most oppose. If it wasn’t so tragic it would be hilarious.

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          • Come in Django, your medication needs upping says:

            Are you seriously suggesting the coalition are not pro EU, Fabian socialist?

            Or David ‘there are no circumstances, where I would leave the EU’ Cameron, would ever leave the eurofanatic EU?

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          • Casandra says:

            UKIP voters won’t disappear after the next general election, nor will the issues that they are discontented about. (Not by any means merely the EU).

            If their voices are ignored, people tend to use other measn to express themselves, especially when angry. I have no reason to believe that they will rise en masse, but I do consider that it is highly likely that a number of people will turn their backs on seeking to pursue matters by means within a discredited, some consider fraudulent, electoral system for a Parliament that does not often enough reflect the public’s will.

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          • Historian says:

            I don’t think that UKIP will rise en masse, because their supporters primarily expect to use the ballot box to get their way, but there are people already considering violence and those groups will likely gain in support and use the ineffectiveness of the ballot box to justify violence as the ruling elite lose their moral authority.

            This is exactly what happened after the Weimer Republic lost its moral authority after the Great Depression.

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          • Citizen of EU says:

            Butch promised a referendum if any more powers were lost to Brussels.

            Nothing has changed by his definition, but we now have more countries in the EU (and further dilution of our influence) and yet more EU citizens are moving into the UK. As residents they will be entitled to vote in our general elections and EU membership referendum.

            If we ever get one, it will because the politicians have calculated it wil be to stay in the EU.

            A tory government might be less awful than a Labour one, but it will still head along the same road.

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          • Casandra says:

            My fear as well.

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          • HRammer is Ki says:

            hhey Cassius,
            with a name like caasssss in. dra.
            is entri allowed.

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          • Anonymous says:

            And of course if we vote Tory we will get a referendum, Dave promised Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • Thre are alternatives says:

            This particular Eurosceptic will vote UKIP and if Miliband gets in and/or iDave reneges on the EU vote or rigs it so that we lose I will leave and live in one of several places outside the EU where Income tax is 20% or less and there is no CGT, VAT or IHT.

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          • Intellectual Pygmy says:

            Tell you to fcuk off for a start. You are a damp sheep’s vagina.

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      • 25
        Denis Cooper says:

        I guess they might feel that they’d stood by their true beliefs and voted for their country to be self-governing once again, but unfortunately on this occasion they hadn’t won; instead a bunch of deceitful traitorous eurofederalist scumbags called Labour had won the election, rather the alternative bunch of deceitful traitorous eurofederalist scumbags called the Tory party.

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      • 29
        Village Idiot says:

        …..Could be fascinating,nothing to lose anymore,they had their chance!

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      • 39
        Vote UKIP, get UKIP says:

        Miliband / Unison or Cameron / Common Purpose?

        What you are really saying here is, look Cameron may be shite, but Miliband’s even worse. Some ringing endorsement that is!

        As for UKIP not getting a single seat, that’s simply CCHQ propaganda. It’s the Lib-Dem’s who are facing disaster, not us.

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        • 114
          Mr Nobody says:

          Ukip need over 30% to get a single seat, that’s just the way our electoral system works. Once over that threshold they’d start to make real gains, but do be clear on that: they do need to secure about 30% or they will not get a seat.

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          • Londoner says:

            30% or more is possible in some areas, but let’s see how things look after UKIP have given the rotten edifice at Westmionster a good kicking during the European elections.

            I have a feeeling that several of the mainstream parties will find themselves surprised by their inability to get their votes out. My impression is that all three Westminster parties have been pretty well hollowed out at the grass-roots level. Even MPs who have taken to twitter may discover that tweet followers are not the same as voters or active vote-getters.

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          • Mr Potato Head says:

            That is absolute bollocks. Just look at how little a percentage the Greens got at the last election yet managed to win a seat. The Lib Dems got nowhere near 30% either. The fact is that UKIP only need to get the Tory vote in many northern seats (where the Tories stand no chance) and the Labour vote in the south. If they can do that then it will hurt both the Tories AND Labour equally. This is something that the more dimwitted Tory sheep cant understand. So are the Tories willing to vote UKIP to stop Labour? That is what you should be asking. If not then the Tories will be letting Ed Miliband into power. So blame those twats. And do not forget that Dave wants the EU increased so that millions more poor people can come and live here – and vote Labour.

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          • Labour liars, cheats and treat with contempt says:

            Mr potato head your scenarios would only help the Tories. The Tories wouldn’t win some of the seats in the north anyway and the reduction of the labour southern vote makes it better for the Tories
            What’s not to like

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          • Intellectual Pygmy says:

            What are the Lib Dems going to get? 30%? Are they fcuk. The Lib Dems are going to get shafted so hard their eyes will bulge. Still you retards are claiming they are going to be king makers.

            UKIP don’t need 30% to prove to the self serving dickheads in the Lib/Lab/Con that we hate them.

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      • 54
        21stcnow says:

        They will not even notice Django. Their brain dead parrots. Repeating the same racist claptrap they have been fed by blessed Leader Farage (very English name that?)

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        • 63
          Hypocrite spotter says:

          “They’re” not “their”

          Please don’t refer to anyone as “brain dead” when you can’t even manage basic grammar.

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          • Come in Django, your medication needs upping says:

            No doubt educated under socialism, they’re easy to spot.

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          • Django says:

            I think you need to do some kind of refresher course!

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          • Django says:

            There and Their and They’re.

            Another easy one to sort out.

            Their is the possessive form indicating belonging to them. You should only use this when you are indicating possession to a group. Look at the examples below.

            The children all ate their sandwiches.

            The soldiers polished their rifles.

            The Greek people are justifiably proud of their beautiful country.

            The passengers complained that the airline had lost their luggage.

            There is the place, i.e. not here.

            It is also used when saying ‘there is’ and ‘there are’.

            Put those books over there please.

            I found the old shoes in there.

            There are thousands of stars visible from Earth.

            There is soot all over the new carpet.

            They’re is the contracted form of “they are”. Remember that abbreviations like this should not be used in essays and other formal writing. They are fine in reported speech.

            ‘They’re all going to the cinema this evening,’ said Paul’s mum.

            ‘I can’t see where they’re coming from!’ he yelled.

            ‘They’re waiting for you in the interview room.’

            ‘Do you know where they’re going to be this afternoon?’

            Test your understanding of there, their and they’re with this exercise.

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          • Angela Merkin says:

            “The Greek people are justifiably proud of their beautiful country.”

            *Unsere* schoenes Land!

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        • 75
          Save the Parrots says:

          Why do they have brain dead parrots – seems a bit cruel to me.

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        • 601
          Intellectual Pygmy says:

          Sheep’s vagina.

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      • 351
        Anonymous says:

        I think they’ll focus on the millions of votes they won, and look forward to getting millions more in 2020.

        Labour back in power will be a more powerful recruting sergeant for UKIP than that cretin Cameron being in number 10 ever was.

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      • 356
        Blind Pew says:

        They’ll be in a black spot.

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    • 80
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      PLEASE DO !

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    • 101
      dai optimistically says:

      vote eUKIP

      labour wins the general election

      the markets do the rest (£down interest rates up etc)

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      • 604
        Intellectual Pygmy says:

        I hope Labour get back in. I hope that Milliband takes this country and fcuks it so hard that it takes thirty years for the economy to recover. I want that cnut to completely trash everything he can find. Full socialist bollocks for all. Every fcuking roundabout from here to Lands End full of enriching Roma camps.

        Maybe then the fcuking idiots who keep voting for the fcukers will understand what Labour and Cameron’s Tories actually want.

        Until then you can register your disgust by voting UKIP

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    • 130
      Vote Vince says:

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    • 415
      Dave's Dealer says:

      Course Dave’s optimistic, he’s back on the gear!

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    • 478
      Welcome stranger. Lights Camera Action says:

      Seems there is no limit to Keith Vaz’s capacity to make a fool of himself.

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  2. 2
    Phil Pinneck says:

    Anyone one would think that Cameron was successful – but he has printed £375 billion pounds of QE nastiness, and is still increasing his borrowing.

    What we don’t want is another boom, which is MSM speak for bubble.

    Cameron has already over-stimulated the housing market.

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      Casual Observer 5 says:

      Worst: He has printed all that money for QE, and bond yields are still going up.

      Now, Krugman is a mong, but Cameron is a total mong.

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    • 8
      Welcome to Benefit Island, free house, free food, free education, free healthcare this way>> says:

      Cameron is a Fabian, both he and Gideon are Keynesian socialist economic illiterates, who believe that a government can tax, borrow and spend it’s way to prosperity.

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      • 264
        Education x3 says:

        *its way……”it’s” is a contraction of “it is” or “it has”.

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        • 404
          RomaBob....hello and thank you for benefits! says:

          Hmmmmmmm

          Thank you……

          Beeg Issue, beeg issue, beeg issue, beeg issue……prost Eeenglish!

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    • 33
      Denis Cooper says:

      Labour printed £200 billion, the Tories added £175 billion.

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    • 387
      Psyche the Dog says:

      What will be interesting is the Christmas retail figures as when they come out, I didn’t personally go Christmas shopping so I have no idea what number the shoppers were about in the shopping centres, one store group has already said it has been disappointing, but my limited knowledge of retail tells me that numbers are no guide to buying punters, vastly outnumbered by window shoppers. There will be the usual layoffs of temps in the shops and warehouses once the “sales” have stopped, the manufacturing base is much smaller than it used to be, so what manufacturing there is will not so badly effected.

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  3. 3
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I, for one, welcome our new Rombulgian overlords.

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    • 4
      C.O.Jones says:

      Unfortunately their English courses contained media and television programmes from the seventies. They think we are still on a three day working week.

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    • 52
      21stcnow says:

      Ditto Dave. So does 89% of Britons who think Keppers are mentally challenged nobodies. And whose to disagree?

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      • 65
        Hypocrite spotter says:

        80% of Brits want to see limits on EU immigration.

        That is a fact and not one of your usual made-up statistics.

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        • 88
          Come in Django, your medication needs upping says:

          Why do lefties always smear people they disagree with as ‘mentally ill’ or ‘mentally sub-normal’?

          Very revealing isn’t it, both Stalin and Hitler used the same tactic. Feel proud?

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          • Godwin's law says:

            You called?

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            D, “Why do lefties always smear people they disagree with as ‘mentally ill’ or ‘mentally sub-normal’? ” so you think Guido is a lefty then because he called Gordy a clown and mentally unstable, I am sure he will be glad to know that.

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          • Pay Attention says:

            The difference being, Brown was and still is, an out and out nutjob.

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        • 93
          Casandra says:

          He does this because he is afraid. People often take comfort in lies.

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          • FFS says:

            Well, when the facts are bearing down on you like an enormous weight crushing you so you can’t breath, I guess lies are all you have left.

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      • 197
        Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

        21st Hunt:

        “So does 89% of Britons who think Keppers are mentally challenged nobodies.”

        “Britons” is plural, so it’s “so do 89% of Britons”.

        The mildly disrespectful nickname for supporters of UKIP is “kippers”, not “keppers”.

        The phrase “mentally challenged” is hate-speak, but what can we expect of a philosophical bedfellow of Ad0lf H1tler? More enlightened terms include:
        “Cognitive Disability” which includes Mild, Moderate and Severe Cognitive Disability (COG), “Specific Learning Disability” (SLD) and “Language or Speech Impairment” (LSI).

        UKIP-supporters can’t be “nobodies” if you’ve already identified them as “mentally challenged keppers”

        “And whose to disagree?”

        Leave aside the starting of sentences with “So” and “And”, surely you mean “who’s to disagree”, being short for “who is to disagree”

        *So*, what’s your problem, 21stHunt, COG or SLD?

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      • 378
        Anonymous says:

        Keep up the ranting – the more you rail against that which you claim is insignificant, the more you show us just how scared you are, and the more peril you put off the LibLabCon.

        You clearly have zero understanding of British culture, as if you did you would grasp that every time you and your ilk whinge, you further cement UKIP’s underdog status, thus increasing their support.

        Keep up the good work!

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    • 187
      Vladimir says:

      Thank you, my friend, thank you. I come to steal your scrap metal and claim your benefits. Also thanks to glorious leader Baroso.
      Vladimir

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  4. 5
    Round the Bend says:

    It is reported that ‘oily Vaz’ is at Luton airport meeting the new arrivals from Romania and Bulgaria. Is this our only deterrent to immigration, ‘oily Vaz’, hmm might work you know.

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    • 16
      Equal Opportunities is a Lie says:

      He was sending them a message that Luton is an Asian town and they would be well advised to move on for richer pickings elsewhere.

      Like

    • 27
      Keith Vaz says:

      Come on in the water’s fine.

      Leave me you contact number if you need a passport…very cheap rates…Only the best Indian reproduction

      Like

    • 48
      21stcnow says:

      Lets hope millions upon millions come. If only to give the Alf Garnet UKIPpers a massive collective heart attack?

      Like

      • 53
        Round the Bend says:

        It will be standing room only if that happens.

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      • 57
        Champagne and Socialism says:

        Typical Lefty. Wants to flood the country with cheap Labour to the profit of Big Business. I’ve never understood why the party that says it supports the working man is run by an ideological wealthy elite who’s sole aim is to worsen the lot of the working class and make the rich richer.

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        • 89
          21stcnow says:

          The front pages of our press tell us thousands of British employers are clamouring to employ Romanians and Bulgarians. Are we to suppose these Employers are all socialists?. Is there a Labour government currently in power? Have’nt you got your logic here H&S a bit upside down and inside out? Or is this nonsense the product of your finishing off the Xmas Sherry?

          Like

          • Cheap Labour = Money for the Rich says:

            No. We are to realise that large business is making massive profits from the cheap labour coming in from the East and at the same time the locals are being priced out of the Labour market.

            I am surprised that many Unions put up with this. Not all do mind, Bob Crow is very anti EU.

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          • FFS says:

            From what I have seen the unions are now stuffed full of ethnics. The whites gave up on the unions years ago.

            Like

        • 98
          Come in Django, your medication needs upping says:

          Labour abandoned the British working class decades ago.

          They prefer ‘rubbing peoples noses in it’ today.

          Like

          • C.O.Jones says:

            The trouble with leftie benefit scroungers is that they think the “pot” is infinite. Little do they realise that when the spoils are divided their share will be diluted. If that is what they want then so be it. Turkeys voting for Christmas.

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            They think “pot” is that smelly skunk stuff, you seem to smell it everywhere, their clothes must stink.

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        • 269
          Education x3 says:

          *whose sole aim……. “who’s” is a contraction of “who is” or “who has”.

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      • 105
        Arsehole Watch says:

        You are the kind of twat who thought that 9/11 was a good day to bury bad news.

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      • 307
        CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

        21stc*nt, You are Andrew Neather and I claim my £5.00!

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    • 305
      CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

      That oily, crooked bastard would go the opening of someone’s bowels to get his face on the news. It’s about time we had term limits on M.P.s so they don’t have jobs for life then greasy bastards like Vaz wouldn’t be able to continually thumb their noses at decent English voters thanks to their ethnic vote and postal voting fraud.

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  5. 9
    Anonymous says:

    It’s just a guessing game on the part of the “experts”,based on spurious data.When we arrive at the polling booths the result will be decided on the basis of how the voters feel at that time.
    The problem for the politicons is how to get the feelgood factor widely spread throughout the country.

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    • 17
      Abdul the envelope stuffer in Lahore says:

      You might think that. My clients disagree.

      Like

    • 417
      Psyche the Dog says:

      The trouble is unfortunately is they have no real knowledge outside the south east, the same could be said of Liebore

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  6. 11
    Eric Pickles says:

    Are the strong winds and horizontal rain from Romania?

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    • 41
      21stcnow says:

      Yes Eric. Thats why they are blowing from the West. And you are in the Conservative Party why?

      Like

      • 69
        Hypocrite spotter says:

        It was a joke. You didn’t spot it? Well I’ve noticed there isn’t much humour on Comment is Free either – you’d be happier there I think.

        Like

        • 109
          Come in Django, your medication needs upping says:

          21st is a typical lefty. The only jokes they find funny are jokes about Boosh and assorted toffs. Everything else is ‘insulting’ or ‘rayyycist’.

          Like

          • Not Dame Lawrence of Arabia says:

            I suspect he/she/it is a common purpose trainer.

            Like

          • Sandi Toksvig OBE says:

            Boosh is not Lefty comedy, it’s colourful silliness which you may take or leave.
            Are you mistaking Noel Fielding for that bloke who looks like him and keeps finding himself of political programmes for no reason whatever?

            PS, ta for the OBE, everyone. It’s wonderful to know how my great comic writing and performances over the years have been so much appreciated.

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        • 111
          Arsehole Watch says:

          No, don’t discourage him. He is performing a valuable public service in reminding us just how awful socialists and their apologists actually are.

          Like

          • East India Company Wallah says:

            Yes
            I also suspect he/she is a planted troll operating with multiple screens as he/she has the ability to spout shite on threads that are well apart

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  7. 12
    BBC Christmas TV Budget says:

    There was no money left. :(

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    • 116
      BBC top brass and overpaid newsreaders says:

      Our huge salaries saw to that.

      Like

    • 120
      Mr Nobody says:

      You ran out of other people’s money.

      Like

      • 496
        why count says:

        why count when you are with a vi count.
        s is silent.
        sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeesseseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    • 218
      RomaBob....open the doors! says:

      BBC sh*t Christmas progs. wtf have you done with all that money?

      Also, wtf was that silly, pompous, Susanna Reid doing hosting the New Year fireworks link?

      Like

  8. 13
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Two words Copper cock face.

    LibLab Coalition.

    Like

  9. 18
    DAVE DROP THE LATCH ON YOUR WAY OUT CAMERON says:

    I’ve never had it so good What !

    And an 11% rise to come

    We’re all in this together !

    Like

  10. 19
    Guy News Room says:

    According to CCHQ, 1 Romanian arrived at Luton Airport today seeking work in the UK. Yes, you read correctly. One.

    Like

  11. 20
    Umbrella_Spike says:

    Dave should have stood on Luton Airport runway in his vest with two lit parrafin rags on a stick to have stopped that plane landing,

    Like

  12. 23
    There's Money in Global Warming says:

    “My real concern is they won’t be able to get the ship out and it will crush in the ice. Nobody’s even saying that anywhere in the media, but I think that’s on everyone’s mind,” she said. “Obviously, the captain and the officers will be the last to be removed from the ship, and they won’t go until they think that the ship is in danger or that they can float themselves out. And the way that they could float themselves out would be if the wind changes and starts pushing all that ice out again.”

    Adie said the loss of a ship could have enormous ramifications for the ecotourist business, and she is aware of only one such ship ever having sunk.

    “(The Shokalskiy) is still a money-maker for its company,” she said. “This is a business. And when you’re in business with ships, you don’t want to see a ship go down, you just don’t. … This is a very, very, very big deal.”

    http://www.ithacajournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2013312310080&nclick_check=1

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    • 28
      Casual Observer 5 says:

      Unless of course the officers are !talian, in which case they will fuck off early after sinking the boat leaving the passengers to drown, like on the Costa Concordia…

      Like

      • 34
        Costa Packet says:

        Don’t tell me they were taking a short cut so that the Skipper could show off to his friends ashore

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      • 68

        Did you see that the salvage costs for that vessel are set to exceed €800m when the original cost was only €400m? Reminds me of Brownian economics.

        The more so when you realise that the ship will be broken up. The most valuable parts to salvage are the cabin bathroom fittings apparently. One might call the proceeds from those “a sinking fund”.

        Happy New Year to you CO5! All the other honest and noble Yeomen of these pages likewise.

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        • 91
          Common sense says:

          They should have left it to form a reef.

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        • 106
          Casual Observer 5 says:

          Happy New Year to you Sir as well.

          I had heard rumor that the salvaging costs were adding up a bit.

          Guess that the PTB in !taly perhaps regard the wreck as a good way to boost GDP (or – pay off the mafia for a bit) for an economy that otherwise does little.

          The boosting of GDP and paying more for salvage than initial cost is Brownian economics, almost in the same category as paying more for postage than the item itself on EBay… :-)

          Dave’s post Brown vision is HS2: In the UK we have train wrecks, rather than ship wrecks to massage the numbers…

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          • Afraid to say that I have been around the block enough times now to anticipate that a stage will be reached with HS2 where it will be cheaper to rebuild London closer to Birmingham, as opposed to the other way round as already argued. Will even that stop them though? :-)

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          • Casual Observer 5 says:

            It is already cheaper to move Birmingham closer, or – why not just incorporate everything 20 mins closer to London into that city ?

            Just need to remember:

            !ndia have gone to Mars for ~ £40m

            Dave is talking about building an worthless railway for over £20bn

            The same battle with useless railways is funnily enough going on in !taly, but has not been mentioned too much in the English speaking press – just for closure :-)

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          • !ndia have gone to Mars

            Associations are hard to shift. Mars were first made in Slough. Southall is India in Britain. Just five stops apart on the existing railway line!

            For any other totally uselessly linked information, I am always available…

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          • Casual Observer 5 says:

            Nice :-)

            Still Mars for £40m should be rung loud and clear when the idiots who are talking about building HS2 start spouting.

            Even that Polish built Olympic stadium which is now idle in East London is put to shame… cost wise. Why bother building such a thing if you cannot afford to run it for more than two weeks ?

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          • Good thought! Perhaps we should clarify for any other unhinged readers whether that £40m fare to Mars is single or return? :-D

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          • Sebastian Coe says:

            “Why bother building such a thing if you cannot afford to run it for more than two weeks ?”

            To get a peerage, of course.

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          • I got mine for services to blogging :)

            Happy New Year to ll the other honest and noble Yeomen of these pages. We area brotherhood of like minded scribes and wits.

            Like

          • Sock Watch says:

            @ 4:38 sockpuppet

            Good morning! Nice sleep?

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        • 117
          Don The God Father says:

          Considering Italy has more hectares of EU subsidised Olive groves than there are hectares of land in Italy it is hardly surprising.

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    • 36
      Guardian Science (is settled) says:

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      • 38
        Just a small error says:

        Dear Guardian Science. There is no night in the Antarctic summer.

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        • 146
          A Leprichaun says:

          Shhhh. The Guardian still believe in the crock of “Environmental Scientists” at the end of the rainbow.

          Like

      • 49
        Porky Pies from the Guardianistas says:

        So an ex crew member says it is a tourist ship and the Guardian says it is a scientific research vessel. I wonder who is correct? No I don’t.

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        • 318
          Taxpayers of the World says:

          Who’s paying for all these rescue operations?

          Anyway, the ship has only the essentials one would expect for hardy explorers in the mould of Scott and Schackleton: dining rooms, a bar, a library, and a sauna

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    • 43
      Village Idiot says:

      …..Is it “uncool” to use dynamite or similar,to break the ice?

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      • 72
        Guardian costs says:

        Does that mean all the marine diesel aboard will leak out and pollute the Antarctic too?
        I hope there are fines to be paid.

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      • 77
        They find it funny. No one has billed them yet then. says:

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        • 149
          And the Cow Jumped Over the Moon says:

          “.@loztopham @ProfChrisTurkey @alokjha record a video interview with @andersoncooper for his NYE broadcast on @CNN ”

          There, fixed it for you.

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          • the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

            ask the Chinese if they can borrow their moon based death ray to melt the ice

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          • e(iu says:

            20 century fox,
            21st century is pipalplus.
            nero is phon.
            the here was a hare.
            kiss my hair. it was a hare now a timtin,
            so vi count when here is a veeabt.
            make it long. make it i, just make it before daweerwi,
            koochokoochicoo, is it kiko? or kikoend
            when all is sad just?nd and say “oil”

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        • 393
          What was the name of that Devo hit from 1978? says:

          Satan’s minions.

          Like

      • 113
        Casual Observer 5 says:

        Using dynamite could sink the ship – as the shockwave would be transmitted through the ice and water.

        If you really want to melt the ice, dump some of the runaway cores from Fukush!ma around the boat. That might just do it.

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    • 153
      Who Ate Flipper? says:

      So there aren’t any passing dolphins they can hitch a ride home on?

      Like

      • 382
        Jack Sparrow says:

        Strap yourself to a couple of sea-turtles with some rope.

        Like

        • 503
          e(iu says:

          an e eh more no
          anemone
          eh. no. e more. speing is for the under fives.
          hi fi with those who are fi nder,
          g is mental.
          m is mmmm short .
          is g under the chin
          take it on

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  13. 31
    Stan Butler says:

    2014. The year that the Scots get to vote on a UK divorce whilst the English don’t. The year UKIP walk the EU elections and the LibLabCon left wing shit themselves and when Camoron finally realises too late that sucking up to the Luvvies in the cities and ignoring your centre right core support gets you booted out of office.

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    • 64
      Mr Nobody says:

      Cameron is centre right, the Lib Dems are centre/centre left, Ukip are hard right and Labour are hard left. If you want a genuine centre right party to govern on its own, vote Tory. If you’re hard right you may consider voting Ukip, but that will reduce the Tory seats, increasing the influence the Lib Dems have in the next coalition, or worse, it may bring in the most left-wing government we’ve seen since the 1970s.

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      • 129
        Come in Django, your medication needs upping says:

        So let’s recap.

        Being centre right means doubling Brown’s record debt?

        Centre right is allowing uncontrolled immigration?

        Centre right is pissing taxpayers money around the world to dictators and people who hate us?

        Centreright is being a serf in an anti -democratic EU? Centre right is wasting taxpayers money on worthless green shite that will never work, or do what is claimed for it?

        Centre right is pouring taxpayers money into vanity projects like HS2, that will require massive taxpayer subsidy for it’s entire life?

        This centre right you allude to, sounds awfully similar to the hard left, you say is frightful.

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        • 381
          Anonymous says:

          And you’re a thickie who can’t grasp how many people are seeing the scales fall from their eyes, understanding at last just how redundant left v right is in the 21st century.

          You may be happy for lying thieves to continue using these tactics to divide and rule is, but many of us aren’t, and you’re an embarrassment to the species.

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      • 137
        Pip Pip, what what says:

        UKIP are not hard right at all, it’s utter nonsense, you silly tory boy.

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      • 156
        The Public says:

        I suggets you get out from behind your computer and go and talk to some human beings, preferably not ones who work in the same Tory fantasy echo-chamber as you.

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  14. 37
    21stcnow says:

    2014. Cameron ‘The year my party the Conservative party lost Scotland from the UK. A policy largely initiated by that thrird rate ice cream emulsifier Maggie Thatcher and her petty prejudices’?

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  15. 40
    Tristram Hunt says:

    It doesn’t matter now what the Tory’s do now (& Lib Dems) they have lost the plot. Knee jerking is all they have left with more U-Turns coming.

    Roll on next year’s General Election.

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    • 66
      Nigel Mirage says:

      Yes, vote Ukip so my pal Ed Miliband can destroy everyone’s savings!

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      • 71
        21stcnow says:

        Shouldn’t that read vote UKIP so Tory bankers can destroy everyones savings?

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        • 81
          Gordon Brown says:

          Actually, it was me

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        • 345
          Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

          I think 21stcnow is an unpaid labour intern who has been instructed to try and post some meaningful comments whilst everyone else is on holiday. Judging by his grammar and sentence construction he was educated under the Blair years.

          Like

          • Not Dame Lawrence of Arabia says:

            “educated” is a bit strong; more like ‘went to skule’ during those years.

            Like

      • 170
        Mr Potato Head says:

        Anyone who votes Tory is a blithering idiot. Why would you want 75 million Muslim Turks given the chance to come here? That is what Dave is fighting for. He said so.

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  16. 46
    Denis Cooper says:

    UKIP is not standing in the way of a Tory victory anything like as much as those leading the Tory party are standing in the way of a Tory victory.

    Absent the boundary changes they wanted the Tories need to be about 6% ahead of Labour to have a chance of getting an overall majority in the Commons, instead they are consistently about 6% behind in the opinion polls with little prospect of closing and then reversing that gap.

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    • 67
      21stcnow says:

      You have to admire the logic. The Tory right fucks over the Lib Dems and loses the boundary changes. And now Denis, on the Tory right right Denis cries foul . You have to laugh. What what that about being mentally challenged?

      Like

    • 70
      Mr Nobody says:

      At this stage in the electoral cycle the Tories look favourites. Miliband’s lead isn’t nearly enough to increase his seats tally. It looks like Labour are going to suffer a net loss in 2015.

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      • 102
        21stcnow says:

        Don’t you love Certainty?

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        • 118
          Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

          Yes.

          While the LibLabCon are monging about, UKIP are learning to govern.

          Vote UKIP :-)

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          • I've decided says:

            Indeed.
            It’s no good moaning about what’s happening at the moment, without having the nous to do something about it. Sufficient votes for UKIP will surely have the present MP’s scuttling about like headless chickens.

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  17. 50
    Fishy says:

    Voting for the two Eds would mean a return to their economic madness?

    But we have already seen the impact of Red Ed in his dishonest betrayal of Britain and the Syrian people. The lying scumbag having agreed an approach to the vote on Syria, instead reneged on his agreement with Cameron and took the pro Russian / McClusky line instead. ‘Mother Russia’ called and Miliband obliged handing Putin a vital victory in the face of mounting world criticism.

    The snivelling, gurning, smirking, moronic schoolboy idiot dealt Britain’s authority in the world a devasting blow, from which we will never recover. Like his Communist father he doesn’t belong on these shores. It is clear that he too hates Britain.

    And while we were tucking into our turkey, Assad with Russia’s help, was stepping up his murderous blitzkreig of the people of Allepo…all with Miliband’s succour and comfort. Hey Miliband, how many kids have YOU killed today?

    Milband is the most dangerous, evil creature in British politics. It’s time people woke up to the danger.

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    • 87
      Mr Nobody says:

      +1.

      Miliband is very hard left and a backstabber. You cannot trust anything he’ll say in an election campaign either. If you have any UK savings or investments worth protecting, you should be doing your utmost to stop Miliband.

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      • 138
        Come in Django, your medication needs upping says:

        Syria is none of our business and the last people on earth we should support are the head loppers and murderers of Al Qaeda. Assad may be a wicked man but compared to the people Cameron want’s to support, he is a comparative angel.

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      • 145
        Stan Butler says:

        You can’t trust any of them as they all say one thing pre election and renege in their “promises” post election.
        Scum, nearly every one of them.

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  18. 55
    Norman Tebbit says:

    I’m still here, motherfuckers!

    Like

    • 60
      21stcnow says:

      And thats our burden Norman. You are still here!

      Like

      • 103
        Good day to bury Blair says:

        And billions are waiting for your messiah Tony to die, including the families of the million killed in Iraq. Anyway, do you agree with your friend Jo Moore who called september 11 a good day to bury bad news?

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      • 256
        quote me says:

        no or ma no.
        did someone call major.
        now quote,me

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        • 371
          Tory Grandee says:

          Would the medical staff attempting to treat Tebbitt have been surprised to discover that he has no heart? Not, methinks, if any of them lived north of Watford in the early 1980s.

          Like

          • FFS says:

            He didn’t need a heart. He relied on cold hard logic.

            It’s getting emotional like a bunch of bleeding heart women that got us into this mess.

            Like

  19. 56
    21stcnow says:

    What was that about ‘fruitcakes, loons and closet racists Fishy’. Are you trying to prove this fact again?

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    • 83

      We did all this yesterday…

      Don’t you have any other tricks?

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      • 92
        FFS says:

        No, but since she comes here to give her little rants with made-up numbers it usually ends up with 5 people dissecting her nonsense and making her look a fool.

        Anybody reading it from the outside would come to the conclusion “left-wingers = idiots, right-wingers = know what they are talking about”.

        So all in all quite useful really.

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        • 255
          Old Codger says:

          Yes – another useful idiot

          Like

          • You are of course entitled to raise something twice. I have used my “honest and noble Yeomen of these pages likewise” comment three times – actually now 4 times.

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          • Sock Watch says:

            sockpuppet @4:42 pm

            Took you a while to realise, from your stupor upon awakening, that we had gone onto a new page.

            A Yeoman was someone who owned their own property – something you will never do.

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  20. 57
    FFS says:

    Given that 80% of the public have expressed a desire to see limits on immigration from the EU, and this has been totally ignored, it is entirely possible that there could be a huge protest vote benefitting UKIP in the MEP elections. That in itself could feed into their credibility as a political force for 2015 and anything could happen.

    At the same time, whilst Labour are in the lead now it is pretty obvious that every time Millbland opens his mouth Labour loses more votes. For all the talk of himn setting the agenda on matters like freezing energy prices, the fact is that after a bit of thought the public are realising he is talking bullcrap. He is proving himself a twat even to the people with low IQ.

    Millibland will have to do a lot of talking between now and 2015 and that is going to be his ondoing.

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    • 99
      21stcnow says:

      Cries of desperation?

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      • 136
        Blair is a friend to child r*ping dictators says:

        Talking of cries, one of the underage girls held as a sex slave by Gaddafi said in an interview last year that she and the other girls once saw Blair arriving to meet Gaddafi. On seeing a gaggle of terrified looking underage girls dressed in skimpy clothes, his reaction was to say “Hi girls!” I think that sums up your messiah Tony. A normal person would’ve been shocked. Tony sees his dictator friend’s sex slaves, children basically, and says like the nasty, creepy, evil gangster he is, “Hi girls!” I can’t say I’m surprised. After all, Tony slapped a 100 year D notice on Operation Ore which named dozens of Labour politicians who’d been involved in p*edophile rings.

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      • 164
        UKIP is your future says:

        Desparation? Hardly.

        UKIP only founded in 1993 and 20 years later is already considered a serious political force.

        The momentum is behind UKIP. It is now only a matter of time.

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        • 290
          No going back to the liblabcon says:

          The liblabcon loonies talk as if the monumental fcuk ups they’ve created over the decades ie the EU, mass immigration, isl@mification, ethnic replacement etc are all suddenly going to go away in the years to come.

          As Al Jolson said, ‘You aint seen nothing yet’.

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          • FFS says:

            You’ve hit the nail very firmly on the head there.

            That is what I say to anybody that disputes what I say, I simply point out that I’m not voting UKIP because of some vague political preference for a more right-wing government, it is because the path we are on is leading inevitably to disaster. It is just a matter of time.

            Just as union over-reach and nationalisation led inevitably to Thatcher, mass immigration and EU over-reach will lead inevitably to UKIP. Nothing can stop it.

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          • walmartisation says:

            “Just as union over-reach and nationalisation led inevitably to Thatcher, mass immigration and EU over-reach will lead inevitably to UKIP. Nothing can stop it.” – Think Yugoslavian “civil” war instead.

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  21. 62
    Owen Jones says:

    I want a safe Labour seat.

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    • 74
      Mr Nobody says:

      Have you tried Lord Mandelson’s?

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    • 79
      Fishy says:

      Why would Jones want a safe seat? It doesn’t make sense.

      He has a daily platform on the BBC to spew his Marxism into our living rooms; can stir things up and cause as much havock as he likes. He has no accountability and doesn’t have to worry about silly little things like getting elected.

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      • 95
        Mr Nobody says:

        Socialists seem happiest when in opposition, hectoring and whining about hard choices made by more sensible politicians. As soon as they get into power they fall to pieces and just throw other people’s money at problems without trying to grasp the nettle of reform.

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      • 160
        The Public says:

        Money. It always boils down to money with the socialists.

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        • 261
          pubic says:

          is it hairydawn.
          no i said .
          is it
          ha
          i
          r
          err
          e down
          .
          you air if you want.
          put the heating down.

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      • 259
        Independent NewspaperCharity Auction says:

        ‘Lot 4: Lunch with Owen Jones
        Enjoy the cut and thrust of political debate with one of the nation’s most insightful writers, Owen Jones. ‘

        There is no lot to bid for to avoid lunch with wee Owen

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    • 85
      February? says:

      When’s the Goggins bye election?

      Like

  22. 90
    Hi righties! says:

    Hi racists, homophobes and ultra racists! I dedicate my farts to you!

    Like

    • 97
      Mark Oaten says:

      Ohhh, lovely love-puffs.

      Can I set light to them?

      Like

      • 152
        Come in Django, your medication needs upping says:

        Let’s look at the real racists, homophobes and ultra rasists shall we and the genociders while we are at it?

        My oh my, they are all socialists, fancy that.

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    • 135
      Anonymous says:

      A lefty projecting as usual, innit?

      Like

    • 194
      Roma gypsy says:

      I move next door to you, you are good man

      Like

      • 299
        Send em to Hampstead says:

        You’ll find leftists generally only like immigrants in the abstract, not in the particular.

        Similar in fact to their attitude towards the working classes. Useful for propaganda and as voting fodder, but they wouldn’t want one living next door.

        Like

  23. 107
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    WTF !!!!!

    Like

  24. 115
    Laurie Penny says:

    All men are rapists.

    Like

  25. 120
    New neighbours says:

    “Hello please. Money please. Benefits please. Give me your shopping bag please. And your watch please. Or we beat you please. And throw dog shit over your fence please. Your money now please. Or we call police and say you racist please. We know they arrest you and not us please. Thank you please.”

    Like

  26. 122
    Margaret Beckett says:

    Who’d like to mark the new year by watching me twerk?

    Like

  27. 124
    Delia Smith says:

    Coooome on….lets be ‘aving yerrrr !

    Like

  28. 133
    H-hne, Bliar, and all the multiple property-owning pols says:

    Dear Tenant,

    Owing to a sudden unexpected rise in the demand for housing, your rent will double as from today.

    This is negotiable if you are willing to share your room.

    If you are unable to pay this increase, please consult the local benefits office and enquire whether the taxpayer will help.

    Merry New Year,

    Your Landlord.

    PS Thank you for voting for me again as usual next year (even if only on Celeb Big Brother)

    Like

  29. 142
    KEITH VAJAZZLE says:

    Up early this morning, prospecting for influx of new Postal Voters.

    Like

    • 176
      hey mister. says:

      did some call BrAzzale.

      Like

    • 178
      Mr Potato Head says:

      And so it begins.

      Like

      • 181
        Mr Potato Head says:

        I wonder if Dave will be doing a Vaz when he has fought to get 75 million Muslim Turks into the EU?

        Like

        • 199
          Stanislav Ceacescaeu says:

          Mr Vaz very nice man who meet me today with his camera man at airport. He expert in claim of benefits and tell me how to get best silk cushions paid by wonderful Britain people also to get a house and to flip it for more money. Mr Vaz a great hero in my country.

          Like

    • 198
      UKIP first and last says:

      How strange Mr Greasy didnt go to the points of entry that the poorest Roma use, the coach stations and the ferry terminals packed into old transits and trucks.

      Only the very wealthiest and for the large part professional Romanians and Bulgarians use air travel as its so expensive, a Roma clan boss can bring in fifty on a returning goods vehicle.

      Not one of the media turds asked him why he was looking in the wrong place, hmmm I wonder why?

      Like

    • 210
      HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

      It’s probably not the ones who come by air who will be shittihg in the streets and parks and violently robbing women at the ATM .The real problem will come through Victoria bus station with the gyppos . THEY ARE NOT ROMANIANS just passport holders, people have been brainwashed into making this fundamental error by the abuse of the British passport system by Labour under Blair.

      Like

  30. 148
    Street parties galore! says:

    I’m placing a bet that Blair will kick the bucket this year, either from a heart attack, a rapidly spreading cancer or a very angry Iraqi. Should Blair croak, I’ll hold a massive party. If you’d like to attend, I’m taking advance orders now for drinks, two free drinks per person.

    So get into the spirit of things and join me in hoping 2014 will be the year the war criminal, liar, nonce protector, filthy gangster and war profiteer Tony Blair dies. As Tony himself would say: what is important is!

    Like

  31. 179
    Dazed and Confused says:

    I keep hearing about the vital work East Europeans ( now added to by Romanians and Bulgarians) do in picking fruit. As the fruit-picking season lasts about 2 months, could someone please explain to me, what the fvck do they do for the rest of the year?

    Like

    • 184
      Mr Potato Head says:

      Pocket-picking?

      Like

    • 204
      Fruit Loop says:

      It was done by locals until the East Europeans made the rates too low to risk losing bennies for.

      Like

      • 315
        CBI says:

        Yes. And if we could bribe or blackmail the government into importing Chinese peasants to do the work the lazy East Europeans won’t do, we would.

        In fact we’d prefer not to pay any wages at all.

        Like

        • 395
          CBI says:

          Together with the Labour Party we have designed a cunning plan called “tax credits” where the wages are actually paid by the taxpayer.

          We couldn’t believe we got away with a scheme so outrageous but we did!

          Like

          • Not Dame Lawrence of Arabia says:

            Not really surprising. It is what usually happens when you have a leader with cold porridge for his brain.

            Like

  32. 180
    A passing Spaniard says:

    Camarón que se duerme, se lo lleva la corriente.
    A shrimp that sleeps is carried away by the current.

    Like

  33. 186
    Owen Jones says:

    Like

    • 192
      Thrill Seeker says:

      Shifty guy in a prole cap who can’t look straight at the camera.

      Stopped watching at 00.35.

      Anyone got any music?

      Like

  34. 191
  35. 196
    Vote VinceNever one to miss a photo op or bandwagon says:

    Like

  36. 202
    
    

    Let us now praise famous men,
    Tony Blair and Wedgwood Benn,
    Paul Krugman and Gordon Brown.
    Pushing living standards down.

    Like

  37. 203
    
    

    Let us now praise famous men,
    Tony Blair and Wedgwood Benn,
    Pаul Krugman and Gordon Brown.
    Pushing living standards down.

    Like

  38. 205
    You bet he is says:

    Like

  39. 207
    Dick the Prick says:

    Connect with the voters – send Nick Boles back under the stone. It ain’t difficult.

    Like

  40. 212
    The Twittersphere says:

    Like

  41. 216
    Doorsteps in Witney are heated, nudge nudge... says:

    Like

    • 328
      Go after the organ grinders, not the monkeys says:

      They’re welcome to post a Yule log through the letter box of No 10.

      Like

  42. 228
    RomaBob....open the doors! says:

    Thank you all, and Mr Vaz for meet a greet, he is benefit to us all, keep paying your taxes English people :)

    Like

  43. 229
    Hinduja Brothers says:

    He got us in, ha ha and knows all the tricks.

    Like

  44. 230
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    This should bring down unemployment fast:

    Or are EUres jobs bullshit ?

    Like

  45. 232
    Westminster Lord Trough OBE says:

    Would you please send a man Mr C to clean the human mess from my doorstep. We are having canapés at 4.30 prompt and do not need guests to walk in Roma poo onto our new Axminsters.

    Thanks awfully,

    Like

  46. 233

    Is Hollande doing similar to what the shops do before a sale?

    Increase taxes/prices so far that you can then claim you are making enormous cuts?

    Like

  47. 234
    Fat Abbott says:

    I have a soft spot for Keith Vaz.

    Like

  48. 235
    Vaz works on a Public Holiday says:

    Like

    • 244
      U. Rotunnel says:

      The vast majority won’t be coming by plane, you dick!

      Like

      • 252
        Choppy Seas forecast in the Channel AND in the Tory Party this week says:

        Journey by coach from Bucharest will take 24 hours so if most don’t board until to-day or tomorrow the earliest they can be in UK is Friday morning…anything above the normal 3 coaches per week and Cameron is totally fucked in May at elections with open rebellion in Tory Party by June

        Like

      • 293
        Travel Agent says:

        It was Easyjet. Well known for leaving without their passengers.

        Like

    • 289
      Vas I hate the British says:

      3 coffees 3 buns that’s £300 to claim on expensive.

      Like

  49. 236
    RomaBob....hello and thank you for benefits! says:

    Beeg Issue, beeg issue, beeg issue, beeg issue……prost!

    Like

  50. 237
    EU Watch says:

    Now, if they could just do the same with Euro star and ferry terminals, that may slow down the arrival of Gypsy’s from France:

    The real influx will not be seen at Luton airport, but Borscht sales may go up in the vicinity of Waterloo and Ashford.

    Like

    • 247
      Bill Clinton says:

      Its at the bus station, stupid

      Like

      • 379
        Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

        I tell you those Christians in CAR are going around telling everyone they will not be happy until their landlocked country is rid of all Muslims.

        This is going to end in more than a few children being beheaded in public

        Like

    • 249
      Nobby Vas says:

      Welcome new friends to your new land, here you may herd your cattle and grow your funny vegetables wherever you wish. In a few years you may have my job as slimy Trojan horse greeter known to work bank holidays with extra expenses as we will need your people to be fully represented in our parliament to ensure a rising inflow. All welcome especially a I d s.

      Like

  51. 254
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Happy New Year to all right wing libertarians,though my happiness is tempered by my expectations for 2014.Of course there was going to be no mass migration today for a variety of reasons but they will come.The migrants who will come from Bulgaria and the rest of the Balkans will be the undesirables.Cameron isnt listening af if he dosnt start soon the Conservatives will lose the next Election.Three vote winners,leave the Eu,abolish the tv licence the BBC to be subscription only and finally reduce the size of the state by a further 20 per cent.

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  52. 263
    Joe Public II says:

    Hey Tories — want to increase your 2015 chances overnight? — Simples — chuck out bumsex marriage Dave NOW

    Like

  53. 268
    The British media are cunts says:

    The fucking Tories are toast, I don’t care if Milimong, Testicles and Hatemenperson win, we are such a fucked country the quicker we die the better, 5 years of Liebore should do it.

    The Tories only have thenselves to blame, they have wasted time in legalising bum sex marriage instead of getting rid of Scottish MP’s from Westminster, they failed to sort out the boundaries that give Labour a massive advantage, they’ve covered up Blair’s corruption, Brown’s treachery and continued to allow millions of Muslim terrorists into England

    You Tory cuunts will pay for this at the next election.

    Like

    • 276
      Dave from Witney says:

      Be fair….it’s all the LibDems fault and Nick keeps rubbishing and threatening to veto all my cunning wheezes to increase our vote. Just cos’ I’m Prime Minister doesn’t ACTUALLY mean I run the country you know

      Like

      • 292
        Justin and Quentin says:

        Don’t underestimate your achievements Ducky Dave — you got bumsex marriage legalised for us. Kiss Kiss.

        Like

      • 303
        Universal Hiss says:

        It’s the fault of all the venal,criminal,self-serving,egotistical,psychopaths who run around in all political parties.

        A pox on them all.

        & a Happy New Year to all except politicians,spads,,all members of Common Purpose,commodity traders,some bankers,Amazon,Tesco………

        Like

  54. 275
    Let the. Freeze for their junk science says:

    http://www.spiritofmawson.com/our-legacy/

    Better plant a few more fucking trees to offset the carbon footprint now, you spoilt global warming fuckwits.

    Like

    • 282
      RomaBob....hello and thank you for benefits! says:

      Beeg Issue, beeg issue, beeg issue, beeg issue……prost!

      These are the people who will buy my beeg issue :)

      Like

  55. 287
    Curious says:

    Theresa — just get the number of immigrant coaches arriving EACH DAY counted and publish the figure EVERY DAY as well.

    What’s difficult about that? Or are you such a totally useless cow that you can’t get it done?

    Like

    • 301
      The British Public says:

      You don’t expect her to measure the full extent of her failure, do you?

      Next you’ll be asking for some undoctored crime figures.

      Like

    • 312
      Too simple for our politicians(or is it ?) says:

      Easily done on average a coach excl driver holds 52 persons and you can check schedules of arriving coaches “real time” at Victoria Coach Station once wou know Service No’s and multiply that no by number of persons although the Home Office have never been very good with figures

      Like

      • 476
        COBRA says:

        A mere two buses a day will bring in 36,500 a year.

        Like

        • 490
          in the real world says:

          The British public have a better idea about migrant numbers than any politician.
          We’re the ones living near them,passing gangs of them in our once beautiful parks,seeing supermarket shelves stocked with eastern european goods, waiting longer in GP surgeries,hearing tales from our kids of new school pupils who can’t even speak our language.
          If politicians think they can fool us they’re only fooling themselves.

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  56. 308
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Justin Welby A of C goes on about the bankers. Now Welby made his money in the city as an oil executive. Has Welby given all of his assets to the poor, what do you think? Pot calling the kettle black?

    Like

    • 397
      All Religions are Total Bollux says:

      Welby is an annoying irrelevant little cnut — best ignored

      Like

      • 463
        well there's a surprise says:

        He’s a stinking hypocrite who made his fortune
        and now lectures the rest of us.
        No wonder people are abandoning the CoE.

        Like

  57. 309
    A killer read says:

    I don’t read The Guardian, so I only just recently discovered that one of their journalists, Erwin James, is a convicted murderer. I also read he’s supposedly in a relationship with that bleeding heart pro-criminal anti-prison campaigner Frànces Cròok of the Howard League. It makes perfect sense that this wretched, evil woman would be in a relationship with a killer.

    Like

  58. 311
    Nigel Farage says:

    There is egg on my face, where did that come from?

    Like

  59. 313
    Waaa, waaaa, waaaa, I want my mummy, says:

    Like

  60. 317
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The BBC’s Norman Smith must be taking something. A Nigella special roly poly?

    Like

  61. 319
    Jack Harman says:

    I went to search for “emerging markets funds and mid cap funds” on Twitter but accidentally typed “big black uncircumcised cock cumshots and facials”. Easy mistake.

    Like

  62. 325
    Labour liars, cheats and treat with contempt says:

    Hollande, Millibands idol and best mate, someone of course he can follow showing us a new way states that he will reduce taxes. That’s the same Hollande that just fired them up va the courts to 75%, that Hollande.

    Vote Labour in 2015 and Hollande will appear to e a simple kiddies tea party in comparison to the disastrous labour administration that if elected will lay waste to the country after 2015 if they win

    Like

    • 348
      Sandrine dans la Bois de Boulougne says:

      Anyone waking up in France will find taxes have gone up in some cases by as much as 40% with effect from today.

      Bonne Année.

      Like

  63. 330
    Labour liars, cheats and treat with contempt says:

    I see the first comment was the vote UKIP shit. Yeah vote UKIP but be prepared fr a Milliband / balls government if you do.
    If that occurs then there will never be another government other than labour as labour will complete the project commenced in the years of terror and UKZIP will be a busted flush.

    First you must destroy labour

    Like

    • 341
      Mr Potato Head says:

      Yes let’s vote Dave and await the arrival of millions of Turkish Muslims, dickhead.

      UKIP will only come to power when the mongs realise what they get by voting Liblabcon. Mass immigration on an even bigger scale than under Labour and rule from Brussels. You Liblabcons are voting for that, cretins.

      Like

      • 444
        HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

        The fear is they will come to power only AFTER the damage is done!!

        Like

        • 521
          FFS says:

          Easy to fix. Give everybody a citizenship card that you need to access housing, healthcare, jobs, benefits, supermarket food, restaurants etc.

          Set up a huge IT project to check the cards.

          Arrange a small “accident” where the IT system can’t approve the cards for 10,000 undesirables a day, thus denying them access to food, lodging and cash.

          Continue process for 5 years.

          And then you’ll find they’ll have all gone back to their homelands, and chances are nobody outside of the UK will even click on to what we’ve been up to.

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  64. 337
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I was going to go out for a walk, but the entire country is so packed with Bulgarians that I can’t even open the front door.

    Like

  65. 338
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Justin Welby ex-oil executive meets the poor people. Not a labour MP in site, yet it’s on the BBC, and there is free food on offer.
    Missed opportunity for labour but there again Welby is a pseudo socialist.

    Like

  66. 339
    On Your Doorstep says:

    Been watching the TV today Righties? See? Only one Romanian/Bulgarian has arrived in the UK following the lifting of work restrictions. Racist Nazi bastards the lot of you.

    Like

    • 344
      Mr Potato Head says:

      Sorry but the Nazis were lefties. There is a clue in National Socialist. So when are you letting out your bedroom to a Roma family?

      Like

    • 384
      Tic tock oh hell, their goes my job says:

      Wouldn’t worry, they are just finishing their holidays, no rush, they know the lefties won’t be working as they are all on benefits, they’ve had their indoctrination from the unions and help to sort their benefits online.

      Like

    • 522
      FFS says:

      There are 100,000 people coming to the UK each day as tourists. Just 1000 Romanians/Bulgarians coming to the UK to stay would result in immigration of 3.6million people over ten years.

      So quite frankly you are unlikely to notice the new arrivals at the ports, especially at the beginning when only the “early adopters” are chancing it.

      Like

  67. 340
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Anyone seen Nigel Farage, he seems to be in hiding.

    Like

  68. 343
    Horatio the Butler says:

    There is some silly female MP absolutely wetting herself going around telling people that some Romanians are coming to literally “defecate ” (shit ) on her doorstep.

    What good is an MP who falls to pieces on the first day of the New Year.

    David Cameron should do something.

    Tell her to calm down and call her ” Dear ” but for FFS how are we going to get on with people like this in Government.

    Like

    • 347
      New Year 2014 says:

      If people from overseas have indeed been defecating then you can’t expect the British public not to be offended about that, nor can you expect elected representatives such as MPs and local councillors not to want that discussed.

      You are the Bulgarian Ambassador and I claim my country back.

      Like

      • 354
        Alex Dumas says:

        If you must know I have about sixty of these gypsy caravans within 500 yards of me.

        Not once have they tried to defecate on my doorstep although the ghetto blaster they insist on playing is fast getting on my nerves.

        Like

      • 364
        Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

        There is nothing to discuss here you idiot.

        Elected representatives should have carried out firm decisive action before today and have been caught with their trousers down.

        Like

    • 350
      Mr Potato Head says:

      It is probably a case of mistaken identity. It will more likely be Labour supporters shitting on her doorstep. It is their level.

      Like

    • 359
      A great big mess says:

      Same old Tories…….. absolutely no use in a crisis .

      Good at a few stupid soundites but still absolutely useless especially as todays events have been in the headlights for the last three years.

      When is HOC open again? Will there still be sautéed mushrooms and beaked beans for breakfast on a slice of lightly buttered whole grain bread ?

      Like

      • 361
        A BBC Special Correspondent says:

        Baked beans and whole grain bread give me the trotts .

        Like

        • 375
          Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

          Can someone tell that Keith Vaz to stop mouthing off, get up off his backside and actually do something.

          He is absolutely useless.

          Like

        • 376
          C.O.Jones says:

          Baked beans give me the trotskyist as well.

          Like

          • Long John Silver's parrot says:

            So we have had one MP complaining about Romanians who may or may not be defecating on her doorstep.

            We have had another MP talking about the lack of female train drivers and drawing inspiration from Thomas the Tank.

            We have had another MP describing the RSPCA as “nasty”.

            We have had another two MPs spending New Year’s day watching an Easyjet flight land at Luton Airport.

            No wonder the country is in a mess.

            Like

  69. 346
    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    I am pleased that David Cameron is “optimistic” about the New Year especially as that little French guy is going around telling anyone who will listen that he has underestimated the economic recession and wants French businesses to help him out by employing more people presumably in France and not China.

    Like

  70. 365
    Captain schettino says:

    I hear there is a captain vacancy with added crumpet totty in south seas. Please will be applying!

    Like

  71. 387
    Ed Milliband says:

    I’ll have Vazoline’s bo***cks off for this stunt. All this was planned to get his photo into the Press and what he’ll do is damage the Labour Party even more than it is already.

    Like

  72. 401
    Antarctic Arsehole says:

    Mummy, I wanna go home now. I have shat all my kecks with fear. When I tried to wash the shat out of all my kecks, they froze solid – like the ball of dung between the ears of that Aussie f*ckwit who organised this fuckup. He is now saying that it is getting warmer. If it is getting so f*cking warm why is he dressed up like an Eskimo and why are the Tiddley Winks stuck in the ice like us?

    Like

    • 563
      Leftist storyteller says:

      WIND! It’s the WIND that blew the ice there! Zat is ze story!

      It is actually warm enough for barbecues on the deck. We see no ice.

      Like

  73. 402
    RomaBob....hello and thank you for benefits! says:

    Thank you……
    Beeg Issue, beeg issue, beeg issue, beeg issue……prost Eeenglish!

    Like

  74. 410
    RomaBob....hello and thank you for benefits! says:

    I fly in to Luton today, thank you Jizz Air

    I have job already…..

    Beeg Issue, beeg issue, beeg issue, beeg issue……prost Eeenglish!

    Like

  75. 411
    Guy News Room says:

    Hello to the M.P. currently on our site after searching “can prostitutes have orgasms?” – sounds like you’ve got quite an evening planned.

    Like

  76. 414
    Nigel Farage says:

    Tomorrow there will be four more Romanians coming into the UK. See I told you what would happen.

    Like

    • 438
      The Liblabcon says:

      Only 13,000 Poles will ever enter Britain – tops. We swear.

      Like

    • 445
      The Numbers says:

      Over a hundred came in on one only one flight from one of these countries to Luton. You were busy laughing at Vaz and missed the point. If, it were the only flight per day, that would still be 36,500 a year.

      In fact, there is more than one flight most days, There are also ferries. And trains. And more than one airport.

      Like

    • 450
      The Numbers says:

      Wizz Air, British Airways and Easyjet all run direct flights from Romanian into Heathrow, Luton and Gatwick. (There are, of course, many permutations of indirect flights to other airports available).

      There are also 9 UK airports with direct flights from Bulgaria, with Wizz Air, British Airways and Easyjet joined by KLM in providing direct flights.

      Like

    • 523
      FFS says:

      1 today, 4 tomorrow, 16 the day after…..

      ….within a week you will have 4000 coming in per day.

      But you only need an average of 1000 per day to get 3.6million over in a decade

      Like

  77. 416
    Mike Smithson says:

    I love Labour

    Like

  78. 418
    Ric"Tally Ho" Holden CCHQ says:

    So a Bulgarian and a Romanian walk into a bar. The UK media is busy coming up with the scariest punchline they can write.

    Like

  79. 419
    The BBC says:

    We have assigned sixty reporters per Romanian at Luton airport arrivals.

    Like

  80. 421
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Could Ed Miliband tell us what happened to his forecast of an A&E crisis this christmas/new year.

    Like

    • 433
      retardEd Miliband says:

      There ith clearly a cotht of living cwithith. The government hath acted in a weckleth and iwethponthible manner. The cut’th have been too far, too fatht.

      Too far, too fatht. Cotht of living cwithith. One Natthion. Cut’th and authtewity.

      et-thetera.

      Like

  81. 424
    BBC & Sky won't say Roma says:

    Have been listening today on BBC and Sky News about the hard-working Romanians & Bulgarians who are arriving. They have not once mentioned the greatest concern of the public which is the imminent arrival of more Roma. Once again, political correctness gone mad.

    Like

    • 429
      Casual Observer 5 says:

      It doesn’t really matter as the reality (hopefully) is that right now most people are working off a late New Years and getting ready for start of school / work etc. etc., and perhaps are ignoring the news.

      Anyone who caught sight of Keith Vaz earlier today perhaps switched off very quickly.

      The people will become more agitated when they start noticing the changes in their localities, like when the crime rates go up and human excrement starts to appear on the doorsteps on school nights.

      Then things will change…

      So, other than R’oma proof dustbins, has the UK entrepreneurial class come up with some decent cleaning products for sanitizing previously clean doorsteps ? I mean, what else could be contributing to the growth than Cameron is hoping is going to narrow his defeat in 2015 ???

      Like

      • 451
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Keep Vaz in the spotlight. In his early years he was a lowly shyster – and he’s the one who has ‘known’ (and remained silent’) more than most about all the dirt from elm street. Rather than do his duty – he has used the info to grease up the dirtiest pole for himself, himself and his family.

        Like

        • 458
          BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

          All Romanians and Bulgarians who arrive in the UK
          are skillful and hardworking who will be of great benefit
          to the UK.

          Like

          • BBC in urgent need of a cheaper, more flexible work force says:

            I wonder how quickly the BBC would change their tune if staff there were under threat from lower paid foreign workers.

            Do the BBC run an unofficial closed shop? Wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they did.

            Like

          • well there's a surprise says:

            BBC management like ex-Labour minister James Purnell were handed their ridiculously well-paid jobs on a plate.

            Like

      • 517
        Anonymous says:

        Roma-proof dustbins? WTF!

        Like

  82. 426
    ian says:

    Not all gay marriages will involve bum sex. Women can also marry women and there will probably be less gay women having bum sex than gay men

    Like

    • 435
      Joe Public II says:

      So what. The point is that Ducky Dave has devalued the meaning of traditional normal heterosexual marriage.

      Like

  83. 431
    nigels parachute in 2015 says:

    Its not how many come today or tomorrow or friday that matters. Its how many come in the next 16 months

    Like

    • 436
      They started showing up where I live about a month ago. says:

      Obviously.

      And the crime that they bring with them.

      The real eye-opener: 70-80% of the population want the government to close the borders, the government (excl. the LimpDim imbeciles) says it wants to close the borders, but then tells us “we’re not allowed to”.

      Result: everyone realises our Westminster “parliament” is nothing more than a pathetic and powerless regional council office.

      You want a proper government, vote UKIP.

      Like

      • 446
        Anonymous says:

        Why even continue to recognise as legitimate a Government that refuses to carry out the most basic of functions.

        Like

        • 456
          Athelstan says:

          You make a very good point. One key issue is how to identify those parts of it which are still fulfilling legitimate and lawful functions and those which are not.

          It does seem as if the army, navy and airforse have failed to protect us from invasion. What do you propose doing about it?

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  84. 448
    • 455
      The Numbers says:

      Keith Vaz diverting attentjon from the immigrants flooding in at a rate which could well be in excess of 50,000 a year on the first day.

      Like

      • 464
        Wanchor Watch says:

        You know this must be the end when one lot welcomes another to one`s own country. Passport specialist Vassy is taking the PISS.

        Like

  85. 449
    SS Bender, Antarctica says:

    Ed:: Help, help..help??…help help help HHHHeeeeelllllllllllllpppppppppppppp.

    boo hoo boo.

    I knew it would have been safer with the greenpeace lot in russia and didnt think a summer was ever so cold. Will be rewriting AGW theory when get back. Hate ice. Sambuca only from now on so there.

    Yours forever

    Guy Dionista

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    • 454
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      So what’s all the fuss about, it’s not as if they are going to be reduced to cannibalism to survive, that would be a daunting prospect, Guardianista steaks anybody, with BBC reporter sauce.

      Like

    • 506
      Breakout? Piss off It's the wind blowing pack ice into the bay you are in says:

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      • 564
        Sherlock was pants says:

        Their ‘rationale’ reminds one of those religious nutters who are forever predicting the end of the world occurring on a specific date and when it does not happen they confidently predict another one never once stopping to think “hold on I might be wrong”.

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      • 569
        JH349428523094-5 says:

        Anyone who has read South by Sir Ernest Shackleton will know that invoking the memory of past explorers will backfire badly on these coddled uber-middle-class dickheads.

        Those men suffered, and faced death every day. These bunch of twats are just suffering a major embarrassment.

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  86. 459
    Universal Hiss says:

    This is funny if you like reading hypocritical rubbish but what would you expect from a libdem?

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jan/01/sarah-teather-resignation-newsmaker-2013

    Another RC who has trouble with their conscience.Obviously not doing it correctly if she had doubts.She should have had a word with George Smith or Tony Blair on carrying on troughing regardless(which of course she is,instead of resigning.)

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    • 557

      That IS the point, isn’t it?

      Stay in the job you don’t believe in, still getting paid salary and expenses, not even aware what you are there for.

      The word “I” mentioned no less than 28 times.
      The word “constituents” mentioned just once.

      Humbug!

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  87. 465
    well there's a surprise says:

    Owen Jones recommends ” hammering the electorate’s skulls” in the Indy.
    National Socialism is alive and well in 2014.

    Like

    • 471
      UKIP or bust says:

      Went for a walk in the ‘peoples’ olympic park today.

      It was like being in some Russian peoples park circa 1956.

      Like

    • 524
      George Orwell says:

      Well I did warn you about English Socialism:

      “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.”

      Like

  88. 466
    Vaz Patrol says:

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  89. 469
    Vaz Becomes International Joke says:

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    • 492
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Vaz and Hodge – innit funny how they so simply manage to get themselves elected to be chairpersons! of various committees Or is it that they possess certain info on a whole host of other vermin?

      Like

  90. 473
    RomaBob....hello and thank you for benefits! says:

    “Thank you……

    Beeg Issue, beeg Issue, beeg issue, beeg issue……prost Eeenglish!”

    Like

  91. 477
    Do You love this country Mr Vaz says:

    How many soldiers returning from Afghanistan has Vaz turned out to meet?

    Like

    • 485
      Joe Public II says:

      The same as Ducky Dave and Bliar

      Like

    • 538
      Chilcot ! Chilcot ! Chilcot ! says:

      Whilst I would not have expected the Prime Minister to meet every plane I would have expected a Cabinet Minister(on rota if needs be)to have met every plane repatriating the remains of those killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. If you recall Bliar and Labour at first tried to keep quiet on these occasions and it wasn’t until Royal Wooten Bassett started their own commemoration that shamed politicians jumped on the bandwagon. Even then they tried to stop it when repatriation moved to Brize Norton thus depriving RWB of their service However give Cameron his due I regard the main culprit is Bliar who sent our troops to an illegal warand the Labour Cabinet who had doubts about Iraq and did nothing AND we STILL await Chilcot.

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  92. 479

    Why does the Telegraph still employ so many leftie twats?

    I thought they had been heaving journos overboard like Robert Maxwell corpses.

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  93. 480
    ShareWatch says:

    Having had to encounter the yells of “Beegishu” over and over in the M&S doorways for some years and once mistakenly asking the staff to move the idiot off the premises to find their wholehearted opposite support, I now have concerns about my food and drink purchases being scrutinised and rejected by a headbag wearing person on the scanner. Although a shareholder the joy of paying their prices for such onslaughts is now too much. Sell.

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  94. 481
    Kinnochio says:

    I’VE GOT MY PARTY BACK !!!

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  95. 494
    albacore says:

    Cameron optimistic – and whyever not?
    As current spokesman for all the LibLabCon lot
    He must deem it completely inexplicable
    How the British are so easily trickable

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  96. 495
    Too Drunk To Give A Fuck says:

    Nappy yew hear everyone!

    Like

  97. 497
    Jimmy says:

    So where are these 30 million Bulgarians you promised?

    My garden’s not going to tidy itself you know.

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  98. 498
    The BBC LIES says:

    Antarctic air rescue for ice-bound ship due to start

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25572503

    Wrong The Ship and its crew is not being rescued. Your foolish reporter and his fellow Guardianistas are being rescued.

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    • 528
      B Boyd says:

      What can you mean ? Surely the whole ship is going to be air-lifted by helicopter and flown home to the UK.

      Like

  99. 499
    A PACK ice of LIES says:

    Like

  100. 508
    Ariel Sharon says:

    I’ve been a carrot for 8 years. I’m now half a carrot.

    Like

  101. 509
    Vasili says:

    Hello please. I arrive today at Luton but someone called Mr Vaz meet me and say hello. I got back on plane and went home to Romania. Thank you please.

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  102. 510
    Nemesis says:

    Just seen a photo of that disgustingly oily Labour MP Keith Vaz shaking hands with one of the first batch of Bulgarian/Romanians arriving in our once great country. This man would do anything to get get his fat ugly face in the news. But the good news is by his actions on this photo will have lost hundreds of potential Labour votes.

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  103. 511
    Ariel Sharon says:

    Can someone call my brother, Persil, please?

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  104. 514
    JadedJean says:

    A good piece by Oborne again.

    Europe is slowly strangling the life out of national democracy

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/10546394/Europe-is-slowly-strangling-the-life-out-of-national-democracy.html

    I’m beginning to think he’s on our side, not theirs.

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  105. 531
    They're all lying bastards says:

    Welcome to Britain where your children’s job prospects and wage expectations are reduced by incoming immigrants, you pay into a pension pot to provide for those who have gone before (…and you won’t receive) and you’ll have a shorter retirement to pay for it all – then you’ll be bunged in a nursing home which will be paid for from your savings the sale proceeds of your house.

    The entire political class has betrayed the population. The only answer – emigrate. Pensions are and always have been Ponzi schemes. Robert Maxwell was only a pioneer….

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    • 546
      expat says:

      The tears shed by an English expat at the destruction of his country of birth are equal if not more than any of those that flow from an indegenous citizen still residing in the UK.
      Having seperated the wood from the trees to realise that emigration from the UK had become a necessity, [ in my own family's case 1978 education possibilities for my children], it does not soften the blow to view my country as it is now from afar.
      A Pontius Pilate stance [ being totally disenfranchised both home and abroad] – washing one’s hands of taking any responsibility for the electoral choices made by the electorate since my departure still does not soften the heartbreak.
      Present and past politicians; rotten at the top in all parties LibLabCon and their acceptance and promotion at the destruction of what was – “”This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars … This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England”, in their desire to impose further ties with Europe still does not humour this Europhile.
      Tory through and through but am beginning to wonder if UKIP is the only sensible choice for any hoping to retain any little of the heritage of my country that remains .

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      • 554

        I could have written that myself five years ago but in the intervening time have decided that, just as loyalty is no longer valued in retailing, neither is political philosophy valued in the traditional parties.

        The fact is that I had voted Conservative in every general election since I reached the age of majority, every local election and both referenda. The truth is that they did not even care for my vote, my views or my country. I still wanted to prevent Labour getting in so I held my nose.

        When I complained about the BBC’s handling of the Savile scandal and my Conservative MP took four months to write back to me to tell me what a marvellous institution it was for the country, then I realised that one or other of us had a severe disjunct from reality. Since he was the one who was asking for my vote (and not the other way round), I have decided to turn that into his problem and will vote for UKIP next time regardless of the consequences.

        The attitude of those who call us fruitcakes etc. only serves to further entrench my view. Ad hominem, when used this way, is always the sign of a lost argument.

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      • 625
        HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

        You may also notice that expatriates of other countries have a vote in their domestic elections by registering at embassies and consulates etc. No such privilege if it can be truly described as such , is extended the british citizens living or working overseas , even while serving in BAOR the system of registering for a postal vote was so convoluted it hardly seemed worthwhile, especially to the younger men.
        Cameron when passing the scottish independence referendum into law could not even be bothered to insist that the hundreds of thousands of scots living in other parts of the UK be given the opportunity to vote, even though the ultimate decision was still in his hands

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  106. 536
    It may not be safe to use a safe says:

    The explosion on Wednesday that claimed the life of the Palestinian ambassador to the Czech Republic was caused by inexpert manipulation of a safe in the sitting room, said Prague Police spokeswoman Andrea Zoulova – xinhuanet

    http://bit.ly/1l34TTl

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  107. 537
    UKIP first and last says:

    Remember the BBC madly pimping a report that supposedly proved immigration was wonderful and beneficial? Obviously it just had to turn out to be a pack of lies made up to justify mass immigration population replacement didnt it? Will the BBC be reporting on this I wonder, any retractions of the dozens of BBC stories based solely on that made up garbage?

    Fatal flaws in report claiming migrants boost the economy, according to one of the country’s most senior statisticians

    Report by UCL researchers Christian Dustmann and Tommaso Frattini
    Given blanket coverage by the BBC when it was published last month
    Hailed as proof that immigration has a positive economic impact on Britain
    But it is ‘fatally flawed’ according to one of the country’s top statisticians

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532406/Fatal-flaws-report-claiming-migrants-boost-economy-according-one-countrys-senior-statisticians.html#ixzz2pDVx2aQU
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    • 548
      Message of Compassion says:

      To all the boring kippers here: shouldn’t you be out trying to find or invent some Romanians to moan about? I know can’t be easy when practically none of them have pitched up here.

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      • 574
        White Working Class says:

        Which part of Hampstead do you live in?

        Like

        • 589
          Serious Question says:

          How many months of education could you be fucked to do before you started your deservedly shit job assuming you have one?

          Like

          • British Working Class says:

            Last job I had mate was killing members of the religion of peace still got all the skills if you want to pop over and try it on.

            Like

          • White Working Class says:

            BINGO!

            Looks like we touched a raw nerve.

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          • PICKFORDS REMOVALS (Van for a Mr Cameron) says:

            Go have a look around all the ex pit villages of Yorkshire ,where there in no employment for the indigenous population never mind the hundreds of thousands of “Johnny Foreigners “who have strategically chosen to live in towns with no chance of ever finding a job

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          • Serious Wanchor says:

            This is the attitude the ordinary working class native Briton faces today, from both the left and right.

            Well, you can stuff your liblabcon party and its failed ideologies up your @rse.

            Like

      • 595
        British Working Class says:

        Pop over to Newark in Nottinghamshire mate I can show f_cking 100s of the c_nts as well as the other scum from the east europe clear out dump.

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      • 613
        HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

        When they do turn up you will find that they aren’t actually Romanians but thieving erstwhile stateless gyppos who have been a plague on Eastern Europe for several hundred years.
        The Romanians , Bulgarians , and others are issuing passports indiscriminately , to them it represents a god given opportunity to rid themselves of a massive problem at our expense .
        The despicable traitor Cameron is fully aware of this but his first loyalty is to his puppet masters in Brussels, it is difficult to think of another historical example where a so called Conservative British Government has acted so openly and deliberately against the interests of the country, Blair himself would be proud.

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  108. 542
    UKIP first and last says:

    The BBC toady show this AM going mental with PJ Harvey as guest editor, a few highlights for your enjoyment. A festival of left wing prejudice and ideology for your enjoyment

    Ambulance chaser Clive Stafford Smith going to his local NHS hospital that just happens to be in the richest part of the country to say how wonderful it is and anyone who says otherwise is some kind of wicked denier. Obviously he didnt go to his namesakes hospital for some reason. Stafford Smith didnt get the irony of an NHS hospital with the same name killing thousands through neglect while he goes to an NHS hospital in the wealthiest part of the country.

    Some whack job waffling about the EU having our UN council seat, how big power blocs taking control of the UN and how denying climate change is reason enough to be excluded from this wonderful new UN. A left wing fantasy that ignores the real human rights crimes and concentrates on the fake ones as defined by the left.

    The BBC bringing you a veritable feast of left wing theology, a fantasy island of left wing thought, enjoy comrades.

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  109. 543
    The good news keeps on coming so don't vote labour says:

    UK inflation rate falls to four-year low

    The UK’s inflation rate, as measured by the consumer prices index, fell to a four-year low of 2.1% in November, down from 2.2% the month before.

    BBC news

    City forecasters have predicted the UK stock market may reach record levels in the new year.

    After a steady – if not stellar – 2013, the FTSE 100 is set to outperform other indices over the next few years, according to a report by Capital Economics.

    The FTSE, a measure of the UK’s top 100 shares, closed at 6,749 points on Tuesday.

    The index gained 0.3%, bringing its annual advance to 14%, the biggest annual rally since 2009.

    Sky news

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    • 570
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Cheapest loaf of bread (800 grams white sliced) in ASDA goes up from 47p to 78p overnight.

      Inflation at 2.1% my arse.

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  110. 544
    The good news keeps on coming so don't vote labour says:

    No triple dip not even a Double dip just one massive Labour created financial crash but now with labours years of terror receding and just a distant nightmare

    Financial times

    Britans recovery to increase pace this year as benefits spread to all.

    Even the leftie press are now starting to agree

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    • 545
      albacore says:

      Think of poor old Dave, though – ain’t he in a stew?
      He can’t let us have a vote on the E U
      Because if he did the Brits would opt to quit
      With not enough migrants – yet – to wangle it

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    • 610
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      A manufactured housing bubble is not a recovery you fuckwit!

      Like

  111. 547
    you know you've got a hangover when... says:

    you put orange juice in your tea.

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  112. 549
    anonymous says:

    Abandon ship! Ship and crew left behind stuck in ice [screw um].

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    • 566
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Have you seen the carbon footprint of a helicopter!

      Make the fuckers swim home :-)

      Like

    • 580
      UKIP to the max says:

      Not one of them has shown the slightest hint of shame or sorrow or regret at the expense of their rescue, then again their sense of entitlement is typical of their kind.

      Like

    • 620
      But why didn't they just wait until man-made global warming released the ship? says:

      Like

    • 636
      JH349428523094-5 says:

      …leaving the captain to wonder how he is going to re-float his ship and sail 3000 miles though some of the most story seas on Earth with extensive hull damage.

      Stupid, arrogant cvnts. They’ll be expecting a heroes welcome too.

      I was terribly relieved when I heard they had managed to build a media centre on the stricken ship. Shackleton would be proud.

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  113. 550
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    A nice butt doesn’t mean it has to be big. 👀 trust me, I’m a butt watcher. 😌👌”🙈☺️

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  114. 556
    Today says:

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  115. 558
    Nemesis says:

    Train fares up 3 times the average increase in wages, as so is food, energy up many more times that, cost of living is horrendous exept for the rich. Food banks increasing and hundreds of migrant beggars and thieves camping out on London streets and shitting on doorsteps etc. Dog fouling laws apparently don’t cover these vile bastards. Oh yes, the country is in a great state and everybody is happy.

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    • 612
      Fishy says:

      That’s a load of bollocks.

      Since privatisation rail season tickets have increased or DECREASED by +/- 5% in real terms.

      Rail fares were hiked when LABOUR introduced the rail fares escalator in 2004 (inflation + n%).

      Anytime fares have increased but only 20%* of people buy those types of tickets, most are advance and off-peak tickets which are substantially cheap now than they have ever been.

      *Those 20% are usually business people who see themselves as too important to lower themselves to buy a cheaper ticket…or who are crap at planning their journeys, or who work for the BBC and can’t be arsed to save other peoples money.

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      • 635
        Monica says:

        Or politicians who claim them on expenses.

        It’s a lottery though. Some companies give good off-peak deals, others don’t. The ones that do are where two companies are on the same line in my experience.

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    • 618
      Then blame Labour for it says:

      I suggest that you contact the Labour Party as they bear the majority of the blame for relaxing immigration controls; reducing energy companies to the Big Six and creating the bust in the economy that has created food banks(which incidentally were on the increase under Labour when we were SUPPOSED to have a booming economy !!).

      They were also remarkably relaxed about wealth and were quite happy to see a Company Chairman paying a lower tax rate than his cleaner and that rail fares were increasing due to their incompetent management of the rail companies and network rail

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    • 623
      FFS says:

      The taxpayer is still subsidising rail to the tune of £4bn per year. Why the hell should I be paying tax so that some guy on £150,000 a year working in Canary Wharf can live in Bath and keep well away from all the ethnics?

      And then they want me to pay for HS2 on top?

      They’re having a fucking laugh.

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  116. 559
    Ariel Sharon says:

    I’m a banana!

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  117. 561
    Vegetables says:

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    • 572
      UKIP to the max says:

      How nice the left are eh?

      So caring and kind.

      Like

      • 626
        Fishy says:

        Only Lefties are allowed tributes.

        The BBC even managed to omit Thatcher from their notable deaths of 2013. They included Chavez though.

        Hopefully the BBC will die in 2014.

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  118. 568
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Hollande is cutting taxes by raising them to 75% and he wonders why he’s more unpopular than Marie Antionette :-)

    Like

  119. 571
    Joe Public II says:

    Theresa — have you reported to Ducky Dave how many Bulgaromas got in yesterday?

    What — neither of you know? — now there’s a fucking surprise.

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  120. 578
    UKIP to the max says:

    This morning on the BBC toady show, a feast of left wing propaganda, false assumptions and crude disinformation with guests like the ambulance chasing millionaire human rights lawyers and friends of terrorists everywhere.

    Hear Phil Shiner claim that aggressive interrogation didnt work or save thousands of lives and force terrorists like the PIRA in Northern Ireland and in other countries like Cyprus where our brave armed forces fought. Apparently even shouting at a terrorist is deemed to be torture, I was subjected to torture just listening to the parade of left wing garbage.

    In fact aggressive interrogation destroyed the IRA and EOKA and brought them to the negotiating table which they swore they would never do, our treatment of terror suspects turned many into informers and led to the prevention of many bombings and murders.

    I wonder if the BBC will allow another guest editor time and space to offer a contrary point of view? A libtard PJ Harvey festival ending with a lavish piece praising her hero the alleged rap*st Julian Assange, all in all this was the essence of what the BBC is all about and who they really are.

    The BBC didnt invite a guest editor so much as showed us the real BBC in the flesh and it was not pretty. The BBC flying its true colours, so much for their legendary impartiality.

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    • 585
      RomaBob....hello and thank you for benefits! says:

      FFS I wish the Gov’t would do away with the Beeb licence fee or at the very least reduce it by 50%.

      Like

  121. 584
    Peter Pain says:

    THE ECONOMIC GENIUS THAT IS THE LABOUR PARTY

    The Europe minister, Peter Hain, asserted it was not sustainable for sterling to co-exist indefinitely alongside the new European currency.

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    • 586
      Long John Silver's parrot says:

      And the good people of Neath re elect him time after time.

      The old chimpanzee in a red rosette syndrome strikes again.

      Like

      • 587
        Sheikh Basha Banka says:

        This is one of the most ridiculous things I have heard in a long time.

        Any currency can always co exist alongside others.

        Balance of payments deficits will lead to revaluations internationally. If the currency zone does not pull its weight then its devaluation in a worst case scenario may be next to nothing but it can continue to exist.

        If this comment had been made at 11.00 p m at night in a local hostelry it could safely be ignored but to be made in the cold light of day by a person who professes to make decisions which effect us all is frightening.

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        • 594
          Thomas from Tonna says:

          I propose in future that all prospective MPs should have to sit and pass an economic proficiency test before their names are placed on a ballot paper.

          Like

          • The Voice of Reason says:

            Just having a proper job (outside of politics) until the age of 40 would be more meaningful.

            Like

  122. 605
    Be prepared to work longer hours for less money says:

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    • 607
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      Unless you work in the HoP of the BBC, it’s your job being advertised at lower wages.

      Like

  123. 606
    Anonymous says:

    Party’s New Year Resolution:
    Work out a way to keep Neil Mitchell from circumventing RBS roadblocks, by inviting someone like Glenn Greenwald to investigate?

    Like

  124. 614
    Quisling Watch says:

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  125. 616
    PICKFORDS REMOVALS (Van for a Mr Cameron) says:

    Government figures say that 75% of convicted muslim terrorists in our prisons refuse treatment for their radical views
    Where as the other 25% who have brains ,convince the “re educator experts LoL”that they are cured , and get released to carry on their evil doings

    You couldn’t make it up

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