August 15th, 2013

Farage Taunting Tories

It looks like Nigel Farage is really going to enjoy his time at Tory Conference, making it as awkward for the Conservatives as possible. An invitation lands in Guido’s hands for “Pint and Fag” with the UKIP leader, just outside the conference zone. Despite the obvious ban on Farage coming into the lock-down zone in Manchester, Guido suspects he will pull by far the biggest fringe crowd.  The event is appropriately at the comedy story, but some won’t be laughing….


  1. 1
    Augusto Pinochet says:

    Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

  2. 2
    Lord Sir Domly Dom says:

    I would love to be there. That event will be better than the rest of the conference combined.

  3. 3
    Confused says:

    “The event is appropriately at the comedy story”


  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Just about the only reason to go to the Conference now it is just a series of PR events.

  5. 5
    A former Conservative says:

    Depends – not if one of the large ceiling lights falls off the gantry directly above Cameron, crashes down on his head, splitting his skull open, letting the little mouse that lives in there escape and scamper off to freedom.

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    Lord Hesiltine (Traitor) says:

    The biggest draw at thr tory conference, go Nige.

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    The Hairy P0rnflake says:

    Personally, I always try to enter the forbidden zone

  8. 8
    I prefer a BLT says:

    Former BBC Radio 1 presenter Dave Lee Travis has been charged with 12 sexual offences, Scotland Yard has said.

    The 68-year-old faces 11 counts of indecent assault and one of sexual assault and will appear before Westminster magistrates on 23 August.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Back from holiday club early today chuck ?

  10. 10
    Witty Moniker says:

    Is Farage actually expecting to find any Conservatives at the Conservative conference?

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    History repeats itself; first it is tragedy, then it is Farage.

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    Anonymous says:

    Wonderful choice of venue for Nigel and his mad band of comedians ! jeez they are coming out of the woodwork this week arent they ? first the bongos now women are no good at poker,keep digging Nige !

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    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    Funny enough his private parts did look a little like bacon lettuce and tomatoes.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Im amazed Nigel thinks it clever to be permanently pictured smoking and with a pint in his hand, its so patronising to imply thats what people want in a leader.

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    A former Conservative says:

    Yes, and I was going to have a BBQ this evening because the BBC’s ‘weather app’ said “hot and sunny”, but it’s blowing a frigging gale and p*ssing it down. And I took the meet out of the freezer!!

    Bastard BBC.

    Anyway, the mouse escaping would be a conference highlight.

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    Well said. Obviously the BBC, the EU and LibLabCon won't agree though says:

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    Scouser Dale says:

    Why is Nigel wearing me nan’s curtains?

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    A former Conservative says:

    There might be one or two who haven’t been paying attention for the last 8 years or so..

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    Gidieon says:

    Will this be the real conservative conference?, looks that way, it will be interesting to see the attendance figures, hey Dave you useless tart

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    Lord Muck says:

    I think he looks rather dapper.

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    Anonymous says:

    I do not smoke or drink, but I would rather have a person that can hold his ground in a pub discussion, than the plastic nobodies that can not even remember they have children.

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    raggie says:

    BBC nonces up to it again

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    I'm so afraid of saying something wrong I forgot what the point I was trying to make was says:

    A breath of fresh air to see politicians who aren’t afraid of the verbal minefield the lefties have laid.

  24. 24
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  25. 25
    Nigel Farage says:

    I’m only here to take the proverbial. It’s not as though there’ll be any UKIP MPs in 2015 or anything.

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    albacore says:

    Vote Tory and get hard Labour Mk II
    There’s sod all else Camo knows how to do
    But borrow and spend – he ain’t got a clue
    While pretending that, really, he’s true blue
    Selling us all ways out to the E U
    And reckoning there’s nobody left who
    Might just look around and, perchance, construe:
    Choose LibLabCon – you’ll end up in a zoo

  27. 27
    The Town Drunk says:

    They still have a Conservative Party? Who knew?

  28. 28
    Tony Blair says:

    An open collar holding a mug of tea.That’s what the people want.

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    Anonymous says:

    He just wants to disrupt all aspects of politics. Image is the easiest to ridicule.

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    Jimmy says:

    “Pint and Fag”

    Well that’s a pretty surprising u-turn.

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    Ad Hominem says:

    It would be good to see Dave smoking and drinking as one could then forgive his moronic policies and treachery as you know he is doing the right thing by killing himself.

  32. 32
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    ‘ Nigel Farage’ is an anagram of ‘ Elfin Garage’.

  33. 33
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I’m going.
    There’s a very good carvery just along the canal path.

  34. 34
    Jimmy says:

    Stick around. You’ll be surprised how many people are impressed by it. Did I say “surprised”? I meant “depressed”.

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    Vote UKIP get Hard Labour says:

    Who’s the fag?

  36. 36
    Mahatma Coat says:

    Some of us have wonga on there being a UKIP MP before 2015!

  37. 37
    Fishy says:

    Farridge, battling for Labour.

    The Homer Simpson of British Politics…vote Farridge…get more Europe. And this Narcissist puts himself before the country that he says that he claims to stan for.

    Crikey imagine Farridge and Umunna in the Albert Hall. Even that wouldn’t be big enough for their egos

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    The Town Drunk says:

    Tony, why did you never become a grandmother?

  39. 39
    The Town Drunk says:

    We all know that the Tories and Labour face being wiped out at the next election. It will be funny when it happens.

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    A former Conservative says:

    Well, I would go, Bill, but I cancelled my membership several years ago.

    And thank you for not pointing out meet/meat. An ‘edit’ button would be soooo nice!

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    Guardian proof reader says:

    “The event is appropriately at the comedy story,”
    Shouldn’t that read “the comedy tory”

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    Ad Hominem says:

    Coming from a Labour supporter, it is refreshing to hear a view which almost seems to suggest that the Burnham pro-death agenda is being replaced by pro-health sentiment.

    Labour: Smoking bad – we’ll do it more definitely on the NHS instead.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tokenism defeats the ability of people to see when viable candidates are suppressed.

    Those in fear/hate of another group will place in their group tokens to avoid the accusations of discrimination. This will get worse if the idea of quotas is implemented. Also the effect of these, low value tokens, is to reinforce the prejudice of the organization. It attempts to prove the discrimination is valid.

    So when an obviously incapable member of a group is rocketed to the top, it is confirmation that the group is discriminatory.

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    UKIP is the only alternative I've got says:

    The real cuckoo in the nest at Manchester is fucking Cameron and his wet as fuck Europhile fluffers.
    Piss off and join the Limp Dumps instead of leeching on the Conservative brand Dave you cock.

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    A former Conservative says:

    Given a choice between Nige supping beer, and Ed Miliband dribbling saliva everywhere, I’d have to go with Nige, TBH.

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    Jimmy says:

    Last month’s talking points. Email Guido for this month’s.

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    Anonymous says:

    NURSE !!!!!!! NURSE. !!!!!

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    MP (Name witheld) says:

    Thank you for the invitation but I cannot come.

  49. 49
    Operation Yewtree says:

    Have you got a beard Jimmy? and have you ever worked on a radio1 roadshow?

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    LabourunionsbbcEU = one says:

    + 1,000,000 so true, and who ain’t affraid to front up to the EUSSR bosses and their all powerfull lick spittle lackys at the BBC and C$4.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Honesty is always best even if you suffer short term. Vote UKIP.

    (That is what I thought anyway until I met a UK Judge. Crime pays, and killing is rewarded are the real truths)

  52. 52
    Jimmy says:

    You’ve given me an idea. The Radio 4 roadshow. I can’t believe no one thought of this before.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I may go there to egg him on.

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    a non says:

    Never seen a paisley smoking jacket and you a scouser?

  55. 55
    UKIP or bust says:

    And sometimes your jacket slung casual like, over your shoulder.

    Now that’s not patronising, no not at all.

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    The Beer Fag says:

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    Harriet hates men all women short list says:

    No quotas on me

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    Scouser Dale says:

    I’m more into wearing a Primarni 100% polyester onesie to smoke in.

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    Simon B says:

    Quite. It’s about time pee-cee came to an end. If I want to yell at one of my employees for no reason other than it makes me feel better, I very well should have the right to. If I want to give some home truths to a muss-limb to their face, I’ll probably now be banged up for wacism. If I want to be sexist, homophobic or whatever speech the commies don’t like, I should have the right to do so and face no punishment. Yelling at my wife when she’s put on weight is now seen as “domestic abuse”. We need to repeal almost every law ZaNuLieBore passed and put their MPs in prison for treason against all right-thinking EnglishMEN like you and me.

    Basically ZaNuLieBore made it illegal to be a d*ck. The world doesn’t and never has run on kindness. We didn’t build an empire by being “compassionate” or “friendly.” No, we built it through the barrel of a gun and the sharpness of a bayonet. We became the workshop of the world not by giving workers “rights”, but seeing that they didn’t have any. I truly despair what communism has turned the once-glorious UK into.

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    Ad Hominem says:

    Ok – Let’s get a bit more up to date then – and retro. (Labour Doublethink…)

    Beer and Sandwiches ?

    And back then, Labour trying to shaft workers with the Union’s whilst Heath was selling us out to Europe.

    Labour supporters should by rights be very pro Pint + Cigarette, seeing as generations of the sods have had their habits supported by the public purse until Blair upgraded them to wine and self righteous sanctimony.

    The return to earth will be bumpy, and Labour did kill people on the NHS.

    Atone, adjust and ditch Miliband.

  61. 61
    Gordon Brown says:

    “Mrs Beard, fetch me my smoking jacket and pipe”

  62. 62
    Andy Burnham says:

    There there. You won’t feel a thing, in a few more days…

  63. 63
    Operation Yewtree says:

    A show filled with an audience of hand picked lefties with a lefty bias that goes around the country.
    The BBC have done it already.
    It’s called Question Time.

  64. 64
    Army troops machine gunning protestors says:

    The Egyptian ambassador to Britain says the force used when protest camps were stormed in Cairo was “not at all excessive”.

  65. 65
    Van Pompey du says:

    Who is he? He looks like a damp rag

  66. 66
    Punch and Judy watch says:

    The lefty stooge is back with his faux righty rant.

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    linkingshire says:

    good call, stewart jackson will switch to save his arse.

  68. 68
    jockey jim says:

    the gathering of the nazi party continues apace

  69. 69
    Jimmy says:

    Do you know how you can tell if there are righties on a plane? If they turn off the engines but the whining sound doesn’t stop.

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    jockey jim says:

    what is apparent all over the world is that the rich and elites do not like others having any sort of life – so they kill them – are you reading mr cameron??

  71. 71
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    And coming first in the EUro elections 2014.

  72. 72
    Ms Jack Dromey-Harman says:

    The all-women shortlist – that’s not strictly true is it dearest?

  73. 73
    Operation Yewtree says:

    The Labour rapid Re-butthole dept are working late tonight aren’t they Simon?

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    The name's Godwin says:

    Hyperbole just makes you sound like a nutter.

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    Thames Dover Wight says:

    What exactly is his party’s detailed policies on removing the UK out of the eu?
    What is his view on Article 50 for negotiating an exit?
    What is he going to do to convince us to vote for his party?
    What is he going to do to work with other Eurosceptic parties?

    Farage, its time for meat on the animal and stop pissing around outside the tories picnic and be serious-there is no time left now or are you just still on the ego trip?

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    Simon B says:

    Some of you obviously cannot handle the fact that maybe, just maybe, there are people out there who are more right-wing than you. Sorry, mateys, but I’m not a wet (as Lady T would describe some of you as).

    I bet some of you actually think we should just let left-wingers campaign to further destroy our nation. I even bet a few of you think trade unions should stay legal. Well, we’ve seen what democracy and giving “the people” the right to vote has done to GREAT Britain.

    Go hard or go home.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    First they ignore you, then they insult you, then they fight you, then you win.

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    Owen Jones says:

    My mother’s fancies nigel farage.

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    Sheer Khan says:

    Nothing to do with rich and elites you oaf, you can’t impose your British 19th century socialist view on every event in the world.

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    Liblabcon Party machine says:

    However I thought a cuddly wuddly Europhile like Ken Clarke looked good with a cigar and whiskey.

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    Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

    Pint and fag? Do you have to bring a fag? I’ll ask skidmark pants and Owen Jones if they’re free then.

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    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    Vicky Coren is quite good at poker

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    RK says:

    Or Comedy Store? This site is mangling its punchlines this week.

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    Politically Correct Deprogramming Done Right says:

    i) ‘Yelling’ at people is not an offence. Just be aware of the law.

    ii) You cannot be racist towards a religion.

    iii) Yelling at your wife / partner is not an offence, but be aware that the law has changed such that if the other party makes a complaint the state may consider this a ‘Domestic’ case and then handle the prosecution independently of the two parties.

    (The problem with this is that it is not possible for the complainant to withdraw their original statement, and if they become a hostile witness to derail the CPS case they may find themselves on charges)

    iv) Ignore the artificial labels of opprobrium regarding things like homophobia, sexism etc. etc. It is belief and the negative emotions these labels evoke which give them power.

    Think clearly and do what you wish. If certain people make you feel uncomfortable, simple move away from the problem, or just ignore it.

    As you correctly point out, the more comfortable pre-Labour world was built through the barrel of a gun, and hard / tough work and wars.

    To get back to that world may require a similar process.

    Once the individual has cleared themselves of the Politically Correct distortions, then the only thing which keeps that reality alive are those who promote it / enforce it.

    Solution: Convert the enforcers and destroy the promoters.

    A check on history will show that this has been done many times before, and it would appear needs to be done again now.

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    Frack off UK says:

    Never mind Bonga Bonga; Farage, Bloom & Wheeler should go to one of Berlusconi bunga bunga parties to play poker

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    Sheer Khan says:


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    Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

    Farage needs to promise the English a vote to get rid of Scotland. Then he might get some traction.

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    Doctor says:

    Try going easy on the booze for a bit. If essential, I could help with a viagra prescription.

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    Sheer Khan says:

    Not even close to convincing anyone here matey boy. You’d be better off writing to Heat or LabourList.

  90. 90
    White Flight says:

    And a plane full of lefties never gets off the ground because they dare not let the token they championed to pilot take the wheel as they know she can’t fly.

  91. 91
    Charlie Sheen says:

    You meant “winning”.

  92. 92
    Owen Jones says:

    fag that is an un=pc homophobic term

    queer is pc lgbt approved term now.

  93. 93
    Nigel Farage-- A Gentleman And A Scholar, And A Connoisseur Of Good Beer, says:

    Hopefully, this is not the brand of beer they’ll be serving at mine:

  94. 94
    Andy Burnhamm says:

    Come along Jimmy, you’re special injection is ready.

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    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    that jacket doesn’t look very fire retardant.

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    Brighton Rocker says:

    National Socialists? They aren’t on until Sep 23rd.

  97. 97
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    The Jimmy’s of this world are as scared of UKIP as the Fauxservatives, with good reason.

    5.8 million on some form of benefits, 2.5 million unemployed and 500,000+ new arrivals every year, depressing working class wages and living conditions, while companies are being paid a ‘bounty’ to employ foreign nationals by the EU, rather than Brit’s.

    It’s time the LabLibCon who have allowed this shit to happen for years, were resigned to the sewer, where they belong.

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    Who needs Pils when you've got Brit says:

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    UKIP Party Rules says:

    Aren’t their any restrictions on what a party member can and can’t do.
    Perhaps Guido’s Nigel Farage is pushing the boundary.

    I say bring back Robert Kilroy-Silk.

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    Thames Dover Wight says:

    Or failing that, home rule for England. The guy has no creditable policy details which should now be starting to be put in place, Their web site is a joke.

  101. 101
    Liblabcon Party machine says:

    You know that meat on the bones that us LibLabCons promise or have in our manifesto?
    It’s all shit.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Wrong! Farage want’s the sordidly corrupt, politically correct, status quo broken down.

    Of course there are always enemies of freedom, who are terrified of such ideas and prefer almost anything to free choice.

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    Thames Dover Wight says:

    And it stinks

  104. 104
    Simon B says:

    Politically Correct Deprogramming Done Right:

    My sentiments exactly. This country (and the rest of the Western world) needs to be purged of these communists, lefties, feminists, etc. We need to do a reverse Stalin to the enemies of this country. But then again I sometimes think even a Gulag would be too good for the Britain-hating left-wing s c u m. At least the Soviets let some people out of the Gulags. I don’t want one commie to be alive in the UK.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:


  106. 106
    Noddy says:

    Well I’ve got to get the motor fixed somewhere in Toytown.

  107. 107
    Ukip FUD says:

    I think Ukip have reached their zenith and it is downhill from now on. Farage was just a useful By- Election FUD!

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    It’s an Omni-scrambles.

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    Llareggub says:

    Well, there may be a few who live in Birmingham that show up. I still suspect Farage will draw the greater crowd, and they won’t all be lobbyists.

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    I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. says:

    Is Nigel auditioning for a Noel Coward play?

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    Leadership says:

    “It’s better to be first than to be better.”

  112. 112
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Be fair, with the average lefty, it ain’t hard.

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Should they not rebrand as the land-owning marxist party?

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    AnotherXConservative. says:

    + another million.
    Hope Nige and his crew can keep their nerve – these lefties are a vicious, hateful crowd and will not give up without a fight.

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    Only Connect says:

    So her hubby David Mitchell says.

  116. 116
    Cake fancier says:

    I liked a few fancies at the weekend. They used to come as half a dozen in nice white cardboard boxes. I liked the ones with little silver balls on.

  117. 117
    Is it only me who finds most Labour women MP's are ugly says:

    Or whether Kent is Essex?
    Or are they claiming legitimate expenses?
    Or are they representing their constituents?

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Be fun to compare the miniscule coverage of the BBC’s nest of p43dophiles with that given to the church (BTW i’m not a god botherer).

  119. 119
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    “Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation” Gordon Brown.

    Heartily endorced by Nick ‘ok, I lied’ Clegg and Dave ‘cast iron’ ‘we can’t go on like this’ Cameron.

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    Not allowed to mention your daughter says:

    And sometimes with your son blind drunk in the gutter.

  121. 121
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Lefties are always on a plane moaning about the carbon footprint of the little people.

  122. 122
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    “The Homer Simpson of British Politics”

    Lol…comment of the day…

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Someone get him a pen with green ink.

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Yes Cameron has swung too far left.

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    Greasy Greek from Ukip says women should not wear the trousers! says:

    Bye Bye Farage! The Scot’s do not buy the web of lies!

  126. 126
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Bye Bye Scotchland, hello New Darian!

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    Thames Dover Wight says:

    Yep, we are sliding into a totalitarian state.

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    Noel Coward says:

    It is a complete mess of a look dear boy. Mr Forage must shop at TK Marx, be a leftist economic illiterate or just look like one?

  129. 129
    A Ukip Numpty says:

    Bongo Bingo Land
    Women are arseholes.
    All disable people should be shot.
    Women should only wear skirts and skimpy tops.
    Nazi Salutes!

    Does England still buy this Ukip tripe?

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    Django says:

    Give UKIP enough rope and this party of clowns will eventually hang themselves. Farage is the glue that holds his party together and gives the appearance of sanity. He smokes, he drinks, he’s under pressure….. I wonder if something will give?

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    Noel Coward says:

    Agreed Nigel and his crew are indeed vicious hateful leftists

  132. 132
    polygenesis says:

    Disabled people should be shot? Bit of a weirdo and prone to hysterical exaggeration, a typical extremist left wing nutter then.

  133. 133
    polygenesis says:

    National SOCIALISTS? The clue is in the name, the mental illness of socialism.

  134. 134
    Sir William Waid says:

    They’ll be disappointed then – it’s in Manchester. They wanted Macunians to see what a Tory looks like.

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    Simon B says:

    Say what you will about Pinochet, but he showed the world exactly what you do with communists, leftists and feminists. What was done in Chile needs to be done in the UK before they destroy what’s left of our country.

    Fortunately, many of Our Boys are in the EDL. When it comes down to it, I know what side I’ll be on. Enoch was right about there eventually being rivers of blood in the UK, but it won’t be people like me and other right-thinking people whose blood will be flowing!!!!

  136. 136
    David 'Kid' Jensen says:

    I seemed to have missed a lot.

  137. 137
    Thorin Oakenshield says:

    I prefer Tolkienism.

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    Common Sense says:

    The ony thing giving is LibLabCon votes to UKIP.

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    Bought & sold for English Gold says:

    Darian? Two hundred years ago? Don’t forget Scotland was sold down the river by self serving traitors.

  140. 140
    oldseadog says:

    I know, it happens to us all as we get older.

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    Joe Public says:

    Perhaps they will employ those loony Scottish Labourites that chased Farage out of Scotland to address him at the Cons conference?
    BBC all over the story of women in business from his accountant and his insight into chess, poker et al.
    Totally agree with him but the lunatic feminist and NUTters are in full vocal chorus. Pity they have not got a better tune or voice.
    You only have to look at and hear Harperson and the Eagle sisters to see who is right.

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    'Biggles' Farage says:

    I was thinking of a return visit to the Athens of the North, viz. Edinburgh, for Festival of Politics 2013 in the unique venue of the Scottish Parliament building at Holyrood.

    This year’s theme is Scotland’s Place in the World and we offer a programme that will stimulate discussion about the future of Scotland and the society we wish to live in.

    It would be a riot. Literally!

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    Sir William Waid says:

    ++++++ STRAW MAN ALERT ++++++

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    Common Sense says:

    We all know the biggest joke in this country in that famous double act, Ed & Dave. It would be funny if it wasn’t so fcukin tragic.

    The liar and the incompetent are joined by the jester Cleggy Baldrick for a lifetime of quisling japes, lies and total betrayal of Great Britian and her people’s.

    Laugh as the EU take the royal piss whilst the motley cast of supporting MPs line their pockets with your taxes.

  145. 145
    stun says:

    Never mind the fire risk…sod it, light up another one

  146. 146
    Paddy Power says:

    Not a lot of Political Correctness in evidence in latest Egyptian version of the Arab Spring.
    Vote UKIP

  147. 147
    Common Sense says:

    Once the mouse has gone the slimy snake that occupies the space where his backbone used to be, might take the chance to fcuk off as well.

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    Dream On Dave says:


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    Prodnose says:

    Meanwhile, over at the “Conservative” Telegraph, ANOTHER article has been pulled, this time after only 21 comments have been posted!

  151. 151
    Samwise Gamgee says:

    Don’t make a hobbit of it.

  152. 152
    Common Sense says:

    You mean the Unity LibLabCon Party ?

    Consensus politics of snout troughing and EU treason.

  153. 153
    Common Sense says:

    Oh no not this fake Simon B troll offa Ask.Fm again.
    Don’t feed it and it will wither and die.

  154. 154
    An English Loon. says:

    Vote Ukip* Herr Farage! We Nazzy Salute You!

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    Anon says:


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    Simon B says:

    Calling me a troll means you have the same view as ZaNuLieBore: you believe in freedom of speech but only for those who you agree with.

    Some people are part of the far-right, like me. Get over it.

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    The Loony Left says:


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    A Fine Pair of Lungs says UP UR Arse Farage. says:

    Farage in a smoking jacket? How Noel Coward!

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    Peggy MacMitchell says:

    Farage! Get ooooooot of maaaaa Pub!

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    Anon. 2 says:

    Very poor trolling indeed. Must try harder.

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    Aragorn says:

    Breaches Elf’n’Safety, dunnit?

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    Herman van Rumpboy says:

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    Anonymous says:

    May 22 should be a lovely day for Dave.And on May 7 2015 he’ll probably burst with joy.Can’t beat real votes from real people-the day the talking stops.

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    Nigel -Farage -Coward says:

    Farage taunting Tories? No Farage is sponging up the Looney tunes who support his silly politics. Farage is beyond parody now! No fool like an old fool in ukip.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Paxman’s beard came about after he had stuck his head up his own arse.
    Watched Paxman on Newsnight the other evening, he is so arrogant, yet who is he, a BBC nobhead, unelected and funded by the license fee payer. I wonder how much tax he pays?

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    Sir William Waid says:

    It’s only what happens in abortion clinics every day.

  167. 167
    Another Coward says:

    I’m not a heavy drinker, I
    can sometimes go for hours
    without touching a drop.

    Noel Coward

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    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    upward and onwards mate

  169. 169
    Time for another Reconquista says:

    Wouldn’t it be great if everyone followed Egypt’s example and gave the Islamics in every country a hell of a beating!

  170. 170
    Frack off UK says:

    Farage & Salmond playing poker to settle the West Lothian question?

  171. 171
    Tom Catesby says:

    We had better hope that there are enough votes for UKIP come the GE, it will be our last chance to save the country from the EUSSR.

  172. 172
    Bob Fleming says:

    Is that you Nell?

  173. 173
    Bob Fleming says:

    Don’t worry, they will..

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    Anonymous says:

    Well its enough to make one want to trim ones Wisteria at ones own expence instead of charging it to the plebs

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    Fruitcakes and Clowns says:

    Given how insignificant we keep being told they are, and how they’re all clowns, you have to wonder why the MSM and LibLabCon are expending so much time and effort on dismissing them,

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    Pissed off ex Tory voter says:

    Bollux — I will never vote for Dave & Co. again

  177. 177
    White Flight says:

    … and remaining awfully quiet about the real reason for their travel:

    Escaping the multi-culti ghetto’s they have created and don’t really want to live in.

  178. 178
    Reasons to be cheerful says:

    Abu Qatada’s poisonous parasitic brood has finally given up the benefits teat and fucked off to Jordan. Do they do benefits there?

  179. 179
    White Flight says:

    Is this the latest output from Labour’s ‘One Nation’ no policies focus group ?

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    EU Watch says:

    Europe is sh!t.

    Move on from it.

  181. 181
    One Term Dave says:

    It is not the Tory way. Far better to give them benefits and to relish the cultural enrichment they bring.

  182. 182
    Extraordinary Rendition says:

    Free electricity, water and all the pain you can take before cardiac arrest.

    Yes – lots of benefits, and plausible deniability to boot thanks to the agreement they have signed with the UK that none of the above is happening.

  183. 183
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Why does Farage have to gate-crash another Party’s conference, Won’t the UKIP conference attract any publicity?

    Are they having it in Bongo Bongo land?

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    By-election in Portsmouth South??

  185. 185
    Tory MP says:

    Please think of the consequences of giving Guido viagra. Carry Hole is far enough up his own arse without Guido joining him.

  186. 186
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

    Presumably the Jordanians will have the joys of their own Arab Spring to look forward to.

  187. 187
    u-Skip says:

    Ah yes u-Skip ! Isn’t that the place where all rubbish goes for recycling?

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    Aperitifs at Pointe Croisette again. I had intended to go to the top of Le Suquet but there is a firework display tonight and the place is already heaving with people. Being an ex-supporter of Brentford Football Club, I am not used to large crowds.

    This place was wonderful 30-40 years ago. Now it is really over-subscribed. Istria is much nicer.

    Now eating a Quiche.

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    Tory MP says:

    Let’s face it. To have any success UKIP have got to take a huge % of their available vote, the white male. They can hardly expect any support from either women (given the comments of their deputy chair on women) or minorities (given their views on bongo bongo land). Their only chance is to reverse women’s suffrage and deport anyone with a sun tan.

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    Heel Patch says:

    ♫ A room with a view and you, with no one to worry us, no one to hurry us
    To this dream we found.
    We’ll gaze at the sky and try to guess what it’s all about,
    The we will figure out why the world is round.
    We’ll be as happy and contented as birds upon a tree.
    High above the mountains and the sea.
    We’ll bill and we’ll coo and sorrow will never come,
    Or will it ever come to our room with a view? ♫
    (Noel Coward).

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    Living in post-democratic England says:

    It’s a free country, isn’t it ?

    Oh, wait …..

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    Dumb leading the dumb. One bigot preaching to another lot. After the comments over getting more female workers into top positions by his UKIP finance officer I wonder how many women will turn up to be impressed?

  193. 193
    Parker Farage says:

    Right, that rules you out of UKIP membership. Noone who eats quiche can claim to be a true Brit, as my grandmother Mahalia Um-bongo Von de Gaulle has often pointed out.

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    Anonymous says:

    if they do I would like at least one of their MEPs to turn up and earn their money.

  195. 195
    A Ukip political strategist for Nigel Farcical says:

    In order for Ukip to make it into the mainstream news, members of Ukip must ensure that their ideas and views are as ludicrous as possible. Then we go up north so the Scots will throw their pint over Farage! Pure Comedy & Farce!

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    Thames Dover Wight says:

    Yes but how? liblabcon are doing a divide and rule on the fcukin eu. Look at the the likes of them sucking at the greasy EU pigs bosom Mandlescum Kinnock etc the list is long and slimey

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    The whole of the Tartan Army says:

    Do not waste a pint on this dreadful man!

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    London I Stan, ley says:

    It could be worse. Imagine living in Cairo.

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    The whole of the Tartan Army says:

    So that’s ok then! Let us all advocate the extinction of disable people? What a pathetic response that was. Smacks of Nazism. Up your game ffs!

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    Lutonistan says:

    Its what happens when fanatics, in the sun, lose it. Iss-lambs love martyrs.

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    Anonymous says:

    So name one area of politics that is not “sordidly corrupt”.

    Just one, any one. A tiny little bit that could negate the world “all”. I have not found one. To me they are all complicit in the killing.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Good choices there.

    Curious as to the nature of the quiche.

    Would help with imagery for just a little detail.

    Am assuming you are eating al fresco, enjoying a pleasant sunset and comfortably mild clime as your evening begins with the pyrotechnic sound of fireworks announcing their glittering barrage in the distance.


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    The whole of the Tartan Army says:

    Scot’s myth mate!

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    David says:

    Don’t like Farage at all really, or the Tories. Just right wing and nasty really.

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    Point of Information 4 says:

    That women wholesale subscribe to the feminist point of view or socialism is a baseless myth put out by the left.

    Would be good for some polls on this matter – one may be surprised by the results.

    Most women vote Tory, or at least did before Dave showed up and trashed the party.

    For UKIP – Look to Diane James. She is hardly a woman to be trifled with, did exceptionally well in Eastleigh, and could well be an MEP early next year.

    She also is also a much stronger role model for women to look to, and with women like her in UKIP, the charges of sexism / chauvinism leveled against the party have zero credibility.

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    UFUD says:

    If Nigel Coward is so funny, why doesn’t he appear at the Edinburgh Comedy Fringe? Oh wait a minute..The jocks have wised up to him. When are the English going to wise up?

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    Anonymous says:

    A far right person has principles. They do not, as you claimed earlier today, encourage immigration.

    “rather than captains of industry like me who lobby for even more immigration!”

    along with

    “but it won’t be people like me and other right-thinking people whose blood will be flowing!!!!”

    So what does that make you: a small time groupie hypocritical parasite that is creating your own enemy.

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    Living in post-democratic England says:

    Get well soon.

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    Llareggub says:

    Birmingham? Manchester? What difference does it make? All that matters is that it’s all north of Milton Keynes, and therefore too damn close to Scotland.

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    Union of Socialist Republic 21st centry styleee says:

    Well that’s what the state broadcaster thinks and they are the voice of moral authority.

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    UCringe says:

    What a silly FUD you are.


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    Breed brothers breed says:

    What you blind or something, this will be like Cairo in a generation.

    And still they won’t be happy.

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    BBC we don't do posative UKIP says:

    Don’t spose you’ll eat your words when you see the footage of plenty of women at his next meeting?

    Nah, thought not.

  214. 214
    Nigel Farage, Dr!ving Another Nail In His Coffin, says:

    Listen, mate, I could have died in a plane crash a few years ago– you think smoking fags possibly, eventually, killing me is going to scare me? I’m playing with house money as it is!

  215. 215
    UKIP or bust says:

    Hey Cat, you get about a bit, I’m off to the Tours soon, any recomendations?

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    “30 September 2013, 6.00am”

    Really? 18.00 methinks, ‘cos nobody is doing anything but nursing hangovers at 06.00 Nigel!

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    EU Watch says:

    Lisbon Treaty: Article 50 is a good start.

    Vote UKIP is another good move.

    Make a conscious decision to stop consuming EU produced goods and services is another.

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    Rattled or whhhhhhhhat says:

    Pheww, for a party they think has no hope the UKIP deniers are certainly making a concerted effort to shout them down around here.

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    Nogbad the Bad says:

    I know some women, and not all of them like the idea that they are not good enough to get to the top without discrimination to help them. They know that they have the same chance as men to succeed in business, if they want to. They may have different perspectives and skills, but they are no less effective, and they do not want anyone thinking their success was not justified.

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    Here's hoping says:

    Please, please all scots vote for independence.

    Just think you can make Gordron McMental Lard of the glens, or whatever it is you do with your leaders.

  222. 222
    Hope Springs says:

    He is not afraid to have a drink and chat with voters. Because he is not frightened of saying anything, to night, that he’ll have to Change tomorrow.

    What you see is what You Get.

  223. 223
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    Is anyone on here really influenced by what they read on here? It’s out in the real world where people, who were not interested in politics, are now listening to UKIP and talking about them, because they understand what UKIP is wanting to do and they like the sound of it. No wonder the Liblabcon are worried, but posting on here is a waste of their time because it will change nothing..

  224. 224

    Anyone who writes noone instead of no one cannot claim to be a true spelling Brit either. Sorry, don’t blame you, that is the way it is.

  225. 225
    stun says:

    Well made points, sir. HID hates the feministy stuff and indeed insists that we don’t employ women in my small business due to the extortionate requirements relating to maternity pay / job retention etc. Nothing that anyone from UKIP has said – even when blown out of all proportion – has put her or any her friends off.

  226. 226

    Good question. One was a spinach and cheese quiche and the other was a cheese and bacon. Both were cooked at the local boulangerie and both were superb.

    The noise at the moment rivals that of Sarajevo in the conflict. If you know Cannes Bay, you will realise that the noise is contained by the mountains and echoes everywhere. The water of the bay is a perfect backdrop to the pyrotechnics.

    The past few days have been relatively cloudy here and the sun has disappeared before normal sunset time.

    A good Mistral would clear it once and for all.

  227. 227
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    I think we have to look beyond UKIP, there are not enough sensible tory MPs to mount a cred challenge on their leadership, expense scandal proves that.
    Is a boycott of eu goods really going to increase the anti sentiment?
    lab &lib decidedly pro eu, time for some quick alternative thinking.

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    Would be marked 10 out of 10, but time allowed to complete the answer expired.
    A pity.
    Must try harder.

  229. 229
    The cat in the hat says:

    I should have thought the leg-over prospects were fair to middling.

  230. 230
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    And the Guardian and Independent.

    The Indy pays Owen Jones to spew his bile FFS and used to pay Johann “the Liar” Hari

  231. 231
    stun says:

    I thought it was interesting that the early attacks on UKIP, especially by the Tory grandees, did nothing but reinforce the vote. I feel much the same – there would have to be a very strong reason for me not to vote for them. Not the usual ‘look who’s standing’ but something which makes them look as they don’t stand for anything at all (or policies which I disapproved of strongly), like the current bunch of losers in the HoC (with a few exceptions from both parties – not the LibDems though, who are just twunts to a man).

  232. 232
    Unless they get 365 seats says:

    Get hard labour

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    Musée des Beaux-Arts de Tours, Hôtel Goüin and the Cathédrale if your are going to Tours. If you are going on the tours, then I will need to post many more directions so that you may keep abreast of developments.
    (.) (.)

  234. 234
    Gordon Brown says:

    Kuv hais tias, kuv hais tias, kuv hais tias, kuv tus aub tsis muaj tus lub qhov ntswg.

  235. 235
    Gideon says:

    Uk should be green

  236. 236
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Yuav ua licas koj tus dev tsis hnov ​​tsw?

  237. 237
    Gordon Brown says:

    Kuv thiaj ua ib tug es tsis txhob hnov tsw nws!

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    It's Abu't time says:

    Thank fuck Abu Qatada’s state scrounging family have finally fucked off to Jordan after dropping their appeal to stay and keep leeching off the kuffars they hate so much. Hopefully they’ll be put in a shitty hovel in Jordan and forced to work for a living for once in their miserable nonce worshipping lives. As for Craptada himself, I hope his testes have been fried from non-stop electric shocks so that he can’t spawn any more offspring with his fugly wife/wives.

  239. 239
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    Bit like having a shit.
    You have to do it, but its really a waste of time!!!
    Could be out screwing the wife’s best friend instead.

  240. 240
    Gordon McFuckwit Bust says:

    Yes make e leader of Scotlandland

  241. 241
    Egg Millibands blank but slightly egg stained piece of paper says:


  242. 242
    Party Political Broadcast from Conservative Party says:

    Vote Conservative for 5 more years of Dave !

  243. 243
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    Maybe time to put our heads between our legs and kiss the arse goodbye!!

  244. 244
    It's Abu't time says:

    It seems we have the protesters who camped outside the Qatada home to thank. Whilst I don’t have any truck with the mongs who comprise the membership of these nationalist groups, I give credit where it’s due. Apparently their six hour protests left the Cocktadas “prisoners in their own home”, which is only half true, as it wasn’t their home but a taxpayer funded council house. If it was these protests that led to their decision to drop their application to be allowed to remain, then good. They’re still illiterate racist mongs but on this occasion they did the rest of us a favour.

  245. 245
    William flatcap queerboy Hague says:

    Too reet, Oi drinks 13 points every night

  246. 246
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Can you imagine wishy-washy iDave, Ed the Dork or Euroclegg holding their own in a 10 pint session down the boozer.

    They’d be on the soft drinks after three pints the bunch of poofs.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Thanks for that, yes it was just Tours, I think I was going to write ‘the’ Loire Valley, but though I’d better keep focused.

    Shall make a birdie of Musée des Beaux-Arts de Tours, and the Cathédrale, we have already made rooming arrangements, unless the Hôtel Goüin has other attractions.

    As for the other two recommendation that is a permanent fixture on my tourist map, at home or abroad.

  248. 248
    Party Political Broadcast from Liberal Democrats says:

  249. 249
    Party Political Broadcast from Labour Party says:

  250. 250
    BBC says:

    UK will be red until our beloved Labour are
    back in power.

  251. 251
    Fishy says:

    Is that Miliband with a big smile on his face?

  252. 252
    BBC Newsnight says:

    Keep focusing on Paxo’s beard then everyone
    will forget how shite this once great programme
    has become.

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    What if the banner said Mohammed is a Christian? Mass Demos, riots and fatwahs? says:

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    Casual Observer says:

    Thank you for the info: Am going to impute some very nice cheese and baked pastry scents to the image.

    Holding the Sarajevo thought, but familiar with Cannes bay.

    The display would be better framed in the sense of a victory of liberty, beckoning the people towards a future where the evil of the EU is finally vanquished.

    The sights and sounds should stimulate these positive, yet assertive thoughts, as one relaxes on a barmy evening looking out across the bay.

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    Could not give a flying just now says:

    Thought I would just blick in just now, I will attend this meeting, I am now going back to Bridget Jones, but, I am serious, I really do need to make a difference, otherwise I will be eaten by Alsations.

  256. 256
    RK says:

    Ukip gets the vote of about a fifth of my local Conservative committee.

  257. 257
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    And your daughter… no we’ll leave that one alone.

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    Useless says:

    Don’t worry, the scrounging bastards have been quickly replaced as another group from Sudan has been granted right to stay in Northern Ireland, after skipping over the border from the Republic where their asylum claim wasnt accepted.
    The ‘right to a family life’ line was used again.

  259. 259
    Fishy says:

    The public sector are on the march again.

    Local TV is saying that a council in Shropshire is taking on 15 apprentices in their office (since when did a year in an office count as an apprenticeship?)

    But take a look at these 2,898 jobs in colleges and Universities. Some of the salaries are up there with the BBCs. No wonder the universities are pissed off with the government removing Brown’s 50% target.

    Jobs and salaries in education have been an unnoticed gravy train. I thought that we were broke… but then again, educationalists always get their own way.

  260. 260
    Osborne gives tax breaks to the rich and zero hour contracts to the poor says:

    It’s all over for the ConDems.

  261. 261
    Fishy says:

    And Elvis was a Cajun.

  262. 262
    Casual Observer says:

    Jesus (Isa) was J’ewish.

    And he is the Messiah / son of God.

    As Messiah Jesus is neither Christian nor Muslim but transcends.

    He gets more mention in the Bible and was adopted by Christians for symbolism. Isa gets mention in the Qu’ran.

    The Musl!m’s Mahdi (twelth prophet) will help Jesus (Isa) in the final battle to defeat al dajjal (Satan).

    The Musl!m’s will aid Jesus, not lead.

    Choudary is a UK agent pushing the UKs !slamism distortion.

  263. 263
    UKIP are sexists says:

    Another good reason to vote for them.

  264. 264
    Dave is piss and wind says:

    The lads down the coal yard loading my trailer this afternoon are really pissed off with this government. They are doing the right thing and working to support themselves and dependents while they have mates on the dole who play PS3 all day and smoke weed and drink most nights . They thought the government was going to stop handing out dole cheques without questions and stop paying their mates if they couldn’t be arsed to work. Seems it’s just as easy as it ever was to sign on and get dole and benefits without any intention to work.

  265. 265
    Keep calm, vote UKIP says:

    Maybe better to think of it as you, I and every other right minded person in the country who is not a complete a$$hole.

    That’s the way I see it ;-)

  266. 266
    Ichthys says:

    Rubbish. Jesus was not adopted by Christians for symbolism. A Christian is a follower of Christ and there were not any Christians until Jesus came.

  267. 267
    And they didn't say thank you. says:

    The family of radical preacher Abu Qatada have left Britain for good after finally dropping their marathon battle to stay in the country.

  268. 268
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    YETH PLEATHE !!!!!!!!!!!

  269. 269
    Casual Observer says:

    There were Christians before Christ.

    The philosophy was handed down to Prophet Abraham by God on mount Sinai, 10 commandments written on stone tablets.

    Christian beliefs are largely based on the old testament, so those who subscribed to this philosophy were most certainly in existence before Christ was born to the virgin Mary.

    The point is that as Messiah Jesus transcends the role of ‘leader of the Christians’.

    The poster Choudary is drawing attention to is an attempt to attack the symbolism of Jesus which many Christian’s perceive as paramount.

    Despite his clearing of the temple of idols (real Christianity like !slam should not have any anthropomorphic icons worshiped or featured in the temple – such idols are Satanic) many denominations of Christianity adopted Christ as a symbol of the religion.

    This clouds the much larger truth of Jesus and allows a false division to be introduced between Christians and Musl!ms.

    Smart Musl!ms will recognize this as a trick of al dajjal.

    Smart Christians should see this as a deception of Satan.

    Those worshiping the idols rather than having faith with God will follow the dance that Satan wishes to lead. That should be seen as part of the genius of Jesus in challenging idolatry.

    (side note: Those who push the ‘cult of the celebrity’ should be regarded differently when the dangers of idol worship are realized)

  270. 270
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    But I thought Morehamhead ( piss be upon him ) was born after Jesus ?

  271. 271
    Anonymous says:

    There will be nothing much of interest at the Tory conference so UKIP will be a breath if fresh air for all the bored delegates.

  272. 272
    The Loony Left says:

    Brilliant !

  273. 273
    The Libor party says:

    Stop egging them on, Ed.

  274. 274
    Anonymous says:

    it clearly is – the benefits clampdowm is a sham. (like everything else Cameron does.)

  275. 275
    A former Conservative before a former Conservative says:

    I like the cut of your rib.

  276. 276
    J Kirkbride, lobbyist says:

    Nothing much of interest at the Tory conference! Has nobody told you that I will be there?

  277. 277
    Diane Fatbott says:


  278. 278
    Anonymous says:

    thank goodness.

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    its well over a third of mine.

  280. 280
    Anonymous says:

    We Tories are going straight out to win resoundingly under Dave`s leadership and he will march us all boldly into the new reformed Europe.

  281. 281
    The Landlord Of This Blog says:

    You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din. (*hic*)

  282. 282
    Barry Obama and the Drones of Death says:

    So Obama the drone slayer condemns Egypt. And what would he do if the Moslem brotherhood were stirring it up in his own backyard?

    Well you can be sure if he enjoys killing moslems creating trouble on the other side of the world he sure as hell would not hold back if they were kicking off right slap bang in the good old US of A.

    And why aren’t the same world leaders condemning Egypt not condemning Barry anyway?

  283. 283
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP will triumph eventially.

  284. 284
    Casual Observer says:

    Prophet Mohammed came after Jesus, and !slam ‘appeared’ after M returned from the desert with the word of God.

    Choudary is trying to make the claim that the Messengers and Prophets of God are all Musl!m. That they are all related genetically is highly probable, as most can trace their roots back to the followers of Moses who left for the promised land. (See book of Exodus)

    Same deal for the Christian prophets.

    Choudary and the poster are trying to make the case the J’ews are Musl!ms. Strictly it is the reverse.

    The poster is not accurate and believers should consider this a false message from Satan who is attempting to discredit the Messiah.

    Choudary should be much more vocal about the genocide waged against Sh’ia Musl!ms, especially considering his Pak!stani roots.

    This can be interpreted as a concerted attempt to prevent the twelth prophet from returning. (In Sh’!a, unlike Sunn!, the twelth prophet is believed to be a man born on earth.)

    People should ask what denomination he is. His involvement with !slamism suggests he is more a western puppet than credible voice of !slam.

  285. 285
    Swooning Julie, Lobbyist says:

    Ooooooooo, Dave.

  286. 286
    Casual Observer says:

    Musl!m Brotherhood were working in the Whitehouse apparently:

    Musl!m Brotherhood is C!A front, similar to !slamism is UK front.

    One hopes the hand that feeds gets bitten or perhaps cut off in this case.

    And never forget: Benghazi

  287. 287
    Peter Noone, the 1960's Justin Bieber, says:

    I’m a true Brit who’s et the odd quiche now and then.
    Bacon, eggs and cheese tart– what’s not to like?
    All right, they COULD come up with a less foreign-sounding name when they serve it in Britain…

  288. 288
    Chuka Obama says:

  289. 289
    Party Political Broadcast from UKIP says:

  290. 290
    Born to Rule says:

  291. 291
    US Watch says:

    Perhaps will not work out: Not enough Hispanic votes to miscount in the UK.

  292. 292
    Should have gone to specsavers says:

    Its My hero Obama

  293. 293
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    MB -> Huma Abeida (Beard Anthony Weiner) -> Hillary Clinton -> Whitehouse.

  294. 294
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Unlike those nice Labour types who want even more harmful state extortion.

  295. 295
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Women discriminate against themselves by deciding kids are more important than career.

    Those that decide not to have kids do just as well.

  296. 296
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Yep tories were accused of sexism by a party that airbrushed Mrs T (PBUH) out of history.

    Marxism = Neoteny + Envy + Projection + Dunning Kruger.

  297. 297
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Bacon and Egg Pie.

  298. 298
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Rule is “Claim Asylum in first country”. Boot THEM OUT NOW.

  299. 299
    EU Watch says:

    Boycotting the goods would keep money in the local economy.

    Buying European produce does not make any sense at all when you consider that you are paying twice: Once for the good, and an inflated cost to be able to buy it (the membership fee).

    Killing the dependence on EU goods and services unquestionably destroys the political justification for paying the membership fee.

    The next step would be to stop the unnecessary membership fee and exit.

  300. 300
    Ed and the banker says:

  301. 301
    Ed and the banker says:

    Vedanta Hedging


    Interest Rate&FX Derivative Experts- FCA Authorised advising firms on Hedging&negotiating better margins with their Banks. Expert Witnesses on Swap Mis-Selling

    London ·

  302. 302
    UCringe says:

    Rubbish! Add an S get U-Skip!

  303. 303
    Trash Labour says:

    The Barry 0Bummer of the Labour Party positioning himself for the leadership coup.

  304. 304
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Tuaj on, kuv paub hais tias koj hais tau lus Hmong yog hais tias koj sim.
    Nws yooj yim heev.
    Ib tug plus ib tug yog peb.
    Peb plus peb yog … er …. yim.
    Yim plus yim yog twelvety plaub.

  305. 305
    Anonymous says:

    rather like the bonfire of quangos.

  306. 306
    Point of Information 4 says:

    QUANGO’s = Expensive Spam

  307. 307
    Peter (my name isn't "Herman"-- really!) Noone says:

    You have it your way, CH, and I’ll have it mine, with the cheese– oh, and you can throw in some onions or mushrooms or whatnot, whatever you have on hand too, I won’t turn my nose up at it.

    And without a crust on top it’s more a tart than a pie innit, if we’re being technical? Savoury as opposed to sweet, but a tart nonetheless:

    “Savoury tarts include quiche…” (courtesy Wikipedia, “Tarts”)

  308. 308
    Religions are bullshit says:

    It’s all fairytale bollocks invented by desert dwelling savages. Islam happens to be the worst of the bunch. Grown adults who believe this shit need help.

  309. 309
    Cory Booker, the next Democratic Senator from New Jersey, says:

    If he hasn’t become Leader and even possibly PM by 2020, ’24 the latest, then I’m fucked, because nobody will have him to compare me favorably with when I run for President that year. (“America’s Chuka follows Britain’s Obama” and that sort of idiotic trope tripe.) I’m counting on you, Brother! I’ve been doing it all like you, and I’d like to see it all pay off!

    Let me tell you, it ain’t easy being a post-Obama Magic Negro, you know. Chuka can tell you all about it.

  310. 310
    Industry ? What industry ? says:

    In other words, the multinationals are every bit as corrupt as the EU.
    It’ll all end in tears.

  311. 311
    Tampon Man says:

    That’s a good one. You must come and tell it up the paliarse.

  312. 312
    The religion of piss says:

    Mohameds parents should have done the decent thing and strangled him at birth.

  313. 313
    Whoops! says:

    If ignorance were awarding prizes, you would be eligable for gold.

    “The worst-rated MEPs were both elected as Conservatives in 2004: Christopher Beazley; and Den Dover”

  314. 314
    Whoops! says:

    Rather telling isn’t it?

    The LabLibCon alliance are, as Maggie would have said ‘frit’. Their cosy little club has been rumbled and they don’t like it one bit.

  315. 315
    Why is my country being run by a man who takes 520k off a deceased spinster 90+ without issue says:

    Farage might be a bit of a chancer.

    The work he does within the European Parliament together with his expenses claims do worry me.

  316. 316
    Whoops! says:

    Sadly, the socialist, or as they prefer to term themselves ‘progressive’ economic illiterates are in power and have been since 1997.

  317. 317
    Whoops! says:

    Do you imagine for one moment, Salmond is not a self serving traitor?

    He seems awfully content to be ruled by Berlin via Brussels.

  318. 318
    Whoops! says:

    Tin foil hat is probably a wee bit too tight. It’s usual with politically extremist nutters.

  319. 319
    Whoops! says:

    The Nazis were socialists, err, just like you.

  320. 320
    Whoops! says:

    The difference between Zanu and the coalition?

    Between 2010 and 2015, the national debt will double, we will be spending record amounts on debt servicing, money that could be used to stimulate economic activity, such as tax cuts.

    Of course waving the scary shroud at the crowd, will gloss over the fact that there is nothing between any of the LabLibCon, beyond rhetoric and management style.

  321. 321
    Tory la la land says:

    I’m sure all those g@y muslim votes Dhimmi Dave is chasing will more than make up for the mass exodus of his voter base.

  322. 322
    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    Dimmy Dave’s nasty little habit of borrowing £20 billion every year, just to hand the whole lot to unelected president van Rompuy worries me and everyone else a heck of a lot more.

  323. 323
    The liblabcon's divine right to rule says:

    The UKIP should adapt the sensible policies of mass immigration/ethnic replacement, windmill power generation, increasing foreign aid, supporting Al Qaeda in the middle east, slashing defence, gay marriage…..

  324. 324
    The soon-to-be-tossed-out tit in no. 10 says:

    Surely you don’t expect me to launder my dirty money in public, do you ?

  325. 325
    Life on mars says:

    In 2098

  326. 326
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I have been thinking.

    If Mr Falange is a professional politician and invites people to a meeting then the meeting place becomes a work place. If he then starts to smoke he is committing a criminal act.

    I have a friend who is a lorry driver and he was pulled over and fined for smoking in his cab.

    The law should apply to everyone I say so I hope Mr Falange gets fined for this.

  327. 327
    Rhis is how the EUSSR wastes Taxes. And Dave lets them says:

  328. 328
    You will Love Big Herman says:

  329. 329
    Dave is fully signed up to the EUSSR agenda says:

  330. 330
    Hard Man Dave says:

    I’ll be going over to Brussels to tell them to curb migrants’ rights to benefits. I’ll get the job done. Trust me.

  331. 331
    Pundit says:

    Banker and Wanker.

  332. 332
    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    what the problem is, is that the country cannot feed itself, cannot be self supporting because there are too many people

  333. 333
    Lost in Clacton says:


    Funny name for an Englishman.

    Where was he born?

  334. 334
    The blue Skoda in the carpark says:

    It is not the immigrants you need to get off benefits.

    it is the Brits you need to worry about.

    They are bankrupting the country.

  335. 335
    Frau Murkel, 4th.Reich Fuhrer says:

    You will follow my instructions precisely. Whatever I tell you. Whenever I tell you.

  336. 336
    SamCam says:

    Dave — What are these marks on your arse? You’ve been to that dominatrix again, haven’t you?

  337. 337
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    If you go to the Carrefour Supermarket in Cannes you will find their quiches are on special offer.

  338. 338
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    The Liblabcons are scared shitless about UKIP. You can see that from some of the many ignorant comments here.

    The truth is that UKIP are taking votes away from Labour (mainly in the north) as well as from Lib Dem and The Tories. Many seats that had no chance of a Tory taking them are now a straight fight between UKIP and Labour. So do the Tory dickheads here who think it is better to vote Tory want another Labour MP rather than a UKIP MP in those seats?

  339. 339
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    I blame all these anti frackers myself.

    They are always saying they are not going to let us do this and they are not going to let us do that.

    When it comes to Election time they are never on the Candidates’ List.

  340. 340
    The Police are our enemy too. It's a burglars's human rights not to be arrested says:

    Police arrest and charge men for catching burglar after they told the men they would not catch burglar for health and safety reasons.

    Fortunately judge sides with law abiding men and against police for arresting them.

  341. 341
    KemiKazi says:

    let me get this right – fracking is a means of ‘freeing’ natural gas by fracturing shale deep beneath the earth – this could then provide energy for our homes and businesses. The cost is the loss of water by volume, the contamination of all our underground water supplies – so, for example, people not users of mains water but springs and wells in rural areas would have their water poisoned, the contamination of our atmosphere by open storage of waste products, the continuous supply need and supply of massive volumes of our water and sand and chemicals to make the process happen. The probable financial gain to only a few people compared to the massive environmental danger and loss to the majority – is this a tory idea – it sounds like one to me?

  342. 342
    Dirty Tricks are unleashed says:

    Make no mistake. The establishment is closing ranks against UKIP. Hence the rash of UKIP damaging stories run by the BBC and Guardian.

    Normally the BBC and Guardian would not publish anything that strengthens the Tories but their belief in the EUSSR project is greater than their support for the UK Labour party.

  343. 343
    Fidel from Cuba says:

    The Brits have effectively been out of Europe since the Prime Minister pulled that sulk two years ago and went into the corner and stuck his finger up his arse.

    If Britain wants to pull itself out of its present hole then it can do so by its own initiative: continued EU membership or even total withdrawal is an irrelevance.

  344. 344
    busie says:

    you overstate your argument – ukip are a load of right wing degenerates with nothing better to do

  345. 345
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Do people still bother watching the BBC?

    Eastenders made me fall asleep.

  346. 346
    Maqboul says:

    Yes, Labour’s finances must surely be in dire straights if this is the only quality of trolling they can afford. Piss poor.

  347. 347
    Golly says:

    The USA is now self sufficient in energy.

    Just think about that.

  348. 348
    Green Cherry Picking says:

    Err no. The shale gas is below the water table. The scare stories about gas coming out of the taps are…scare stories.

    Eco loons are cherry picking their science again. When all the scientists say fracturing shale rocks or GM crops are safe..The greens say the scientists are lying. When scientists funded to say catastrophic global man made warming is a fact say that CAGW is a fact the greens say this group of paid scientists is correct.

  349. 349
    ex pat ex higher rate Uk taxpayer says:

    Is it true people in Britain watch Eastenders everyday of the week?

    Ifso, then that is really sad.

  350. 350
    Clear Cut says:

    Better a right thinking person who does good for the country than a soap dodging lefty scrounger sponging off others all his worthless life.

  351. 351
    Rob Roy says:

    It cannot be any sadder than reading the rubbish posted on here.

  352. 352
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Oh so they are from Canada are they?

    I understand perfectly now.

  353. 353
  354. 354
    Hung by his own bollox says:

    Said the person on this site reading the rubbish which obviously you do as you have an opinion on the standard

  355. 355
    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    if there was 1 small village that had 12 nuclear power stations then it would probably be self sufficient in energy.

  356. 356
    stun says:

    I find it very odd that there are LibDem supporters who have switched to UKIP. I can’t imagine two more different sets of policies. Europe, Green issues, government size, statism. About everything. Much that it is nice to see the rise in UKIP support, you have to wonder what sort of people voted LibDem and now decide that UKIP is a better idea.

  357. 357
    Anonymous says:

    She’s got a big pair of tits

  358. 358
    Anonymous says:

    Has Belgium surrendered again?

  359. 359
    Raving Loon says:

    Generic protest voters.

  360. 360
    Casual Observer says:

    The U.S.A. is full of obese self indulgent bastards who consume more energy per head than anywhere else in the world. Gross waste.

  361. 361
    Guardian Most Viewed says:

    Well well

    1. Rowan Williams tells ‘persecuted’ western Christians to grow up
    2. Brendan Rodgers: We won’t let Luis Suárez ‘sabotage’ Liverpool’s season
    3. Unable to live a lie, Marion Bartoli takes a champion’s way out
    4. Isinbayeva says Green Tregaro’s gesture was disrespectful to Russia
    5. Egypt death toll soars as Obama leads muted international condemnation

  362. 362
    A sane person on this site?!? says:

    Jaysus Guido is so far up Farage’s rectum.

    Really what’s with all this love for a bunch of old pub bores stuck in the 1950’s?

  363. 363
    Beeb Watcher says:

    Are Piston and Stefanny on holiday or what? Both still slurping at the licence fee teat, but not producing any ill informed economical bollux

  364. 364
    Xfactor Minnie says:

    you missed the crossword

  365. 365
    SkySportsTit says:

    you’re not still pinning your insight on the beeb are you – bet you watch the One Show for critical arts insight too!!

  366. 366
    sycho says:

    one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in all my life is that toryboys think they are clever – laugh? – I nearly died

  367. 367
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Yes, either side of her.

  368. 368
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is Ummuna sitting in the bosses seat?

  369. 369
    The blue Skoda in the carpark says:

    Farage, when elected, might make a complete mess of running the country.

    However, he most certainly can do no worse than the no hopers we have had in charge in recent years.

    It will hardly be taking a brave risk.

  370. 370
    Guardian Most Viewed says:

    When Guido’s away the threads delay

  371. 371
    Raving Loon says:

    Dave: “where do I sign?”

  372. 372
    sycho says:

    so what you are saying Golly is that this process is completely ‘clean’ with no contamination of water supplies anywhere, with no problems with carcinogens at all and it is worth all of the danger just to get energy???

  373. 373
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    Go on then, explain why they would up sticks and move. Oh yeah, you can’t.

  374. 374
  375. 375
    that's a shame says:

    did you hear the one about the socialist walked into a bar ?

  376. 376
    Anonymous says:

    Feck me the level of debate really soars with you doesnt it ? a barbecue —yawn— really ? edges away to speak to somebody with an IQ in double figures.

  377. 377
    That told her says:

  378. 378
    Anonymous says:

    The double act is ED and ED, there is no prob with the PM. If Ed had DC`s personal rating, we would never hear the end of it !

  379. 379
    Anonymous says:

    Well hes a good actor, ill give him that !

  380. 380
    Raving Loon says:

    Better to be in the tent pissing out that outside the tent pissing in.

  381. 381
    sane? but my mother had me tested says:

    We can just carry pissing our money up the EU and “charity” walls and watch the changes not made by the LibLabCon each taking turns to laughingly to ru(i)n the country and become multi millionaires while we get poorer and poorer and pay even more for less and less, time for a change, we have no idea how UKIP will be until we try them, we need to see if they can do better than the garbage we have had in for the last 20years, if we don’t then the circle or crap will continue until we get to our own spring of unrest.

  382. 382
    Raving Loon says:

    Labour and the teaching unions are the enemies of education. They don’t care what we learn, as long as we all learn it together.

  383. 383
    Anonymous says:

    No, it is true. Im not sure if she has written a book about it as well.

  384. 384
    Raving Loon says:

    Farage was born in a garage.

  385. 385
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Where were nutters like you when the coal industry got off the ground?

  386. 386

    Den Dover? Thought he was the guy made all those randy housewives pr0n films. One can see how that could dovetail nicely with a day job as an MEP , though.

  387. 387
    Percy says:

    Mr Garage standing there somehow reminds me of an actor/writer of the fifties, Noel Coward, other actors used to refer to him as The Master. I wonder why? Cons beware the Master is coming for you!

  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    I know Diane James from Ewhurst. She is currently discussing moving to the Tories because she is so fed up with the in fighting in IKIP and especially the activities of Farage’s mistress, Lisa Duffy.

  389. 389
    The Witch King of Angmar says:

    So do I. We got Legolas the other night at the Prancing Pony…

  390. 390
    Fishy says:

    I got warned for not having a ‘no smoking’ sign in my company car.

  391. 391
    Susie says:

    Are you getting pre-Mistral tension?

  392. 392
    Anonymous says:

    Why does the BBC have such a hard-on for the EUSSR project? What’s in it for them?

  393. 393
    UK Fred says:

    Don’t you meean hamster. It runs round and round, makes the occasional squeak but doesn’t get anywhere.

  394. 394
    Virginia Slim says:

    No-one ever lost votes by assuming that the electorate was as thick as industrial-grade pig shit.

  395. 395
    Spinning Jenny says:

    However would we have kicked off the Industrial Revolution in the first place, if we hadn’t been part of the EU?

  396. 396
    I hate millionaire Kippers says:

    Not under FPTP you don’t.

  397. 397
    A working woman says:

    Will UKIP have a token black candidate as well, to show that the charges of racism “have zero credibility”?

    If you want to know what women think of UKIP just visit Mumsnet. It won’t take you very long.

  398. 398
    Anonymous says:

    What work?

  399. 399
    Anonymous says:

    They’re people who don’t want to take responsibility for their votes.

  400. 400
    Bong! says:

    the cocks stroke twell

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:

    “Damaging stories” – you mean like how that idiot Bloom shot himself in the foot again? You think that reporting on what UKIP’s elected representatives actually say is a “dirty trick”?

    You people really are utterly pathetic. If you want to play at politics then learn to grow up.

  402. 402
    Anonymous says:

    Did Godfrey Bloom shoot himself in the foot? – Are you sure about that?

  403. 403
    Anonymous says:

    I, for one, am sick of the Labour/Tory flip-flop that we’ve had for I don’t know how many years, which seems to be having the effect of f-ing the country into the ground (if it hasn’t already).

  404. 404
    is there no god says:

    You’re still breathing.

  405. 405
    Jagman 84 says:

    Official State broadcaster once the whole scam is completed? They may have a long wait, methinks!

  406. 406
    UKIP Voter says:

    Comments closed at 6.20pm!!!! Pathetic.

  407. 407
    Good ole Nigel says:

    I don’t smoke or drink, but rather like Nigel with his fag and pint. Now what I see as patronising is when politicians a la Bliar take off their jackets and roll up their sleeves to connect with what they consider the “common man”.

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