August 15th, 2013

Farage Taunting Tories

It looks like Nigel Farage is really going to enjoy his time at Tory Conference, making it as awkward for the Conservatives as possible. An invitation lands in Guido’s hands for “Pint and Fag” with the UKIP leader, just outside the conference zone. Despite the obvious ban on Farage coming into the lock-down zone in Manchester, Guido suspects he will pull by far the biggest fringe crowd.  The event is appropriately at the comedy story, but some won’t be laughing….


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  1. 1
    Augusto Pinochet says:

    Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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  2. 2
    Lord Sir Domly Dom says:

    I would love to be there. That event will be better than the rest of the conference combined.

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    • 5
      A former Conservative says:

      Depends – not if one of the large ceiling lights falls off the gantry directly above Cameron, crashes down on his head, splitting his skull open, letting the little mouse that lives in there escape and scamper off to freedom.

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      • 9
        Anonymous says:

        Back from holiday club early today chuck ?

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        • 15
          A former Conservative says:

          Yes, and I was going to have a BBQ this evening because the BBC’s ‘weather app’ said “hot and sunny”, but it’s blowing a frigging gale and p*ssing it down. And I took the meet out of the freezer!!

          Bastard BBC.

          Anyway, the mouse escaping would be a conference highlight.

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          • Bill Quango MP says:

            I’m going.
            There’s a very good carvery just along the canal path.

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          • A former Conservative says:

            Well, I would go, Bill, but I cancelled my membership several years ago.

            And thank you for not pointing out meet/meat. An ‘edit’ button would be soooo nice!

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          • Common Sense says:

            Once the mouse has gone the slimy snake that occupies the space where his backbone used to be, might take the chance to fcuk off as well.

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          • A former Conservative before a former Conservative says:

            I like the cut of your rib.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Feck me the level of debate really soars with you doesnt it ? a barbecue —yawn— really ? edges away to speak to somebody with an IQ in double figures.

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      • 393
        UK Fred says:

        Don’t you meean hamster. It runs round and round, makes the occasional squeak but doesn’t get anywhere.

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    • 10
      Witty Moniker says:

      Is Farage actually expecting to find any Conservatives at the Conservative conference?

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      • 18
        A former Conservative says:

        There might be one or two who haven’t been paying attention for the last 8 years or so..

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        • 109
          Llareggub says:

          Well, there may be a few who live in Birmingham that show up. I still suspect Farage will draw the greater crowd, and they won’t all be lobbyists.

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          • Sir William Waid says:

            They’ll be disappointed then – it’s in Manchester. They wanted Macunians to see what a Tory looks like.

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          • Llareggub says:

            Birmingham? Manchester? What difference does it make? All that matters is that it’s all north of Milton Keynes, and therefore too damn close to Scotland.

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        • 113
          Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

          Should they not rebrand as the land-owning marxist party?

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      • 110
        I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. says:

        Is Nigel auditioning for a Noel Coward play?

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  3. 3
    Confused says:

    “The event is appropriately at the comedy story”

    Eh?

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    • 11
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      History repeats itself; first it is tragedy, then it is Farage.

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    • 12
      Anonymous says:

      Wonderful choice of venue for Nigel and his mad band of comedians ! jeez they are coming out of the woodwork this week arent they ? first the bongos now women are no good at poker,keep digging Nige !

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      • 23
        I'm so afraid of saying something wrong I forgot what the point I was trying to make was says:

        A breath of fresh air to see politicians who aren’t afraid of the verbal minefield the lefties have laid.

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        • 50
          LabourunionsbbcEU = one says:

          + 1,000,000 so true, and who ain’t affraid to front up to the EUSSR bosses and their all powerfull lick spittle lackys at the BBC and C$4.

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          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            And the Guardian and Independent.

            The Indy pays Owen Jones to spew his bile FFS and used to pay Johann “the Liar” Hari

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        • 59
          Simon B says:

          Quite. It’s about time pee-cee came to an end. If I want to yell at one of my employees for no reason other than it makes me feel better, I very well should have the right to. If I want to give some home truths to a muss-limb to their face, I’ll probably now be banged up for wacism. If I want to be sexist, homophobic or whatever speech the commies don’t like, I should have the right to do so and face no punishment. Yelling at my wife when she’s put on weight is now seen as “domestic abuse”. We need to repeal almost every law ZaNuLieBore passed and put their MPs in prison for treason against all right-thinking EnglishMEN like you and me.

          Basically ZaNuLieBore made it illegal to be a d*ck. The world doesn’t and never has run on kindness. We didn’t build an empire by being “compassionate” or “friendly.” No, we built it through the barrel of a gun and the sharpness of a bayonet. We became the workshop of the world not by giving workers “rights”, but seeing that they didn’t have any. I truly despair what communism has turned the once-glorious UK into.

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          • Punch and Judy watch says:

            The lefty stooge is back with his faux righty rant.

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          • Operation Yewtree says:

            The Labour rapid Re-butthole dept are working late tonight aren’t they Simon?

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          • Simon B says:

            Some of you obviously cannot handle the fact that maybe, just maybe, there are people out there who are more right-wing than you. Sorry, mateys, but I’m not a wet (as Lady T would describe some of you as).

            I bet some of you actually think we should just let left-wingers campaign to further destroy our nation. I even bet a few of you think trade unions should stay legal. Well, we’ve seen what democracy and giving “the people” the right to vote has done to GREAT Britain.

            Go hard or go home.

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          • Politically Correct Deprogramming Done Right says:

            i) ‘Yelling’ at people is not an offence. Just be aware of the law.

            ii) You cannot be racist towards a religion.

            iii) Yelling at your wife / partner is not an offence, but be aware that the law has changed such that if the other party makes a complaint the state may consider this a ‘Domestic’ case and then handle the prosecution independently of the two parties.

            (The problem with this is that it is not possible for the complainant to withdraw their original statement, and if they become a hostile witness to derail the CPS case they may find themselves on charges)

            iv) Ignore the artificial labels of opprobrium regarding things like homophobia, sexism etc. etc. It is belief and the negative emotions these labels evoke which give them power.

            Think clearly and do what you wish. If certain people make you feel uncomfortable, simple move away from the problem, or just ignore it.

            As you correctly point out, the more comfortable pre-Labour world was built through the barrel of a gun, and hard / tough work and wars.

            To get back to that world may require a similar process.

            Once the individual has cleared themselves of the Politically Correct distortions, then the only thing which keeps that reality alive are those who promote it / enforce it.

            Solution: Convert the enforcers and destroy the promoters.

            A check on history will show that this has been done many times before, and it would appear needs to be done again now.

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          • Simon B says:

            Politically Correct Deprogramming Done Right:

            My sentiments exactly. This country (and the rest of the Western world) needs to be purged of these communists, lefties, feminists, etc. We need to do a reverse Stalin to the enemies of this country. But then again I sometimes think even a Gulag would be too good for the Britain-hating left-wing s c u m. At least the Soviets let some people out of the Gulags. I don’t want one commie to be alive in the UK.

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          • Common Sense says:

            Oh no not this fake Simon B troll offa Ask.Fm again.
            Don’t feed it and it will wither and die.

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        • 114
          AnotherXConservative. says:

          + another million.
          Hope Nige and his crew can keep their nerve – these lefties are a vicious, hateful crowd and will not give up without a fight.

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          • Noel Coward says:

            Agreed Nigel and his crew are indeed vicious hateful leftists

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          • Simon B says:

            Say what you will about Pinochet, but he showed the world exactly what you do with communists, leftists and feminists. What was done in Chile needs to be done in the UK before they destroy what’s left of our country.

            Fortunately, many of Our Boys are in the EDL. When it comes down to it, I know what side I’ll be on. Enoch was right about there eventually being rivers of blood in the UK, but it won’t be people like me and other right-thinking people whose blood will be flowing!!!!

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          • Anon says:

            Troll

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          • Simon B says:

            Calling me a troll means you have the same view as ZaNuLieBore: you believe in freedom of speech but only for those who you agree with.

            Some people are part of the far-right, like me. Get over it.

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          • Anon. 2 says:

            Very poor trolling indeed. Must try harder.

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          • Anonymous says:

            A far right person has principles. They do not, as you claimed earlier today, encourage immigration.

            “rather than captains of industry like me who lobby for even more immigration!”

            along with

            “but it won’t be people like me and other right-thinking people whose blood will be flowing!!!!”

            So what does that make you: a small time groupie hypocritical parasite that is creating your own enemy.

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          • Maqboul says:

            Yes, Labour’s finances must surely be in dire straights if this is the only quality of trolling they can afford. Piss poor.

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      • 81
        have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

        Vicky Coren is quite good at poker

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    • 26
      albacore says:

      Vote Tory and get hard Labour Mk II
      There’s sod all else Camo knows how to do
      But borrow and spend – he ain’t got a clue
      While pretending that, really, he’s true blue
      Selling us all ways out to the E U
      And reckoning there’s nobody left who
      Might just look around and, perchance, construe:
      Choose LibLabCon – you’ll end up in a zoo

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Just about the only reason to go to the Conference now it is just a series of PR events.

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  5. 6
    Lord Hesiltine (Traitor) says:

    The biggest draw at thr tory conference, go Nige.

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    • 14
      Anonymous says:

      Im amazed Nigel thinks it clever to be permanently pictured smoking and with a pint in his hand, its so patronising to imply thats what people want in a leader.

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      • 21
        Anonymous says:

        I do not smoke or drink, but I would rather have a person that can hold his ground in a pub discussion, than the plastic nobodies that can not even remember they have children.

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        • 117
          Is it only me who finds most Labour women MP's are ugly says:

          Or whether Kent is Essex?
          Or are they claiming legitimate expenses?
          Or are they representing their constituents?

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          • Anonymous says:

            Well its enough to make one want to trim ones Wisteria at ones own expence instead of charging it to the plebs

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        • 246
          Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

          Can you imagine wishy-washy iDave, Ed the Dork or Euroclegg holding their own in a 10 pint session down the boozer.

          They’d be on the soft drinks after three pints the bunch of poofs.

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      • 28
        Tony Blair says:

        An open collar holding a mug of tea.That’s what the people want.

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      • 31
        Ad Hominem says:

        It would be good to see Dave smoking and drinking as one could then forgive his moronic policies and treachery as you know he is doing the right thing by killing himself.

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      • 34
        Jimmy says:

        Stick around. You’ll be surprised how many people are impressed by it. Did I say “surprised”? I meant “depressed”.

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        • 42
          Ad Hominem says:

          Coming from a Labour supporter, it is refreshing to hear a view which almost seems to suggest that the Burnham pro-death agenda is being replaced by pro-health sentiment.

          Labour: Smoking bad – we’ll do it more definitely on the NHS instead.

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          • Jimmy says:

            Last month’s talking points. Email Guido for this month’s.

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          • Ad Hominem says:

            Ok – Let’s get a bit more up to date then – and retro. (Labour Doublethink…)

            Beer and Sandwiches ?

            http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2012/01/25/origin-of-beer-and-sandwiches/

            And back then, Labour trying to shaft workers with the Union’s whilst Heath was selling us out to Europe.

            Labour supporters should by rights be very pro Pint + Cigarette, seeing as generations of the sods have had their habits supported by the public purse until Blair upgraded them to wine and self righteous sanctimony.

            The return to earth will be bumpy, and Labour did kill people on the NHS.

            Atone, adjust and ditch Miliband.

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          • Andy Burnhamm says:

            Come along Jimmy, you’re special injection is ready.

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          • I Remember You Hoo says:

            The Jimmy’s of this world are as scared of UKIP as the Fauxservatives, with good reason.

            5.8 million on some form of benefits, 2.5 million unemployed and 500,000+ new arrivals every year, depressing working class wages and living conditions, while companies are being paid a ‘bounty’ to employ foreign nationals by the EU, rather than Brit’s.

            It’s time the LabLibCon who have allowed this shit to happen for years, were resigned to the sewer, where they belong.

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        • 45
          A former Conservative says:

          Given a choice between Nige supping beer, and Ed Miliband dribbling saliva everywhere, I’d have to go with Nige, TBH.

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          • Liblabcon Party machine says:

            However I thought a cuddly wuddly Europhile like Ken Clarke looked good with a cigar and whiskey.

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      • 214
        Nigel Farage, Dr!ving Another Nail In His Coffin, says:

        Listen, mate, I could have died in a plane crash a few years ago– you think smoking fags possibly, eventually, killing me is going to scare me? I’m playing with house money as it is!

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      • 222
        Hope Springs says:

        He is not afraid to have a drink and chat with voters. Because he is not frightened of saying anything, to night, that he’ll have to Change tomorrow.

        What you see is what You Get.

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      • 245
        William flatcap queerboy Hague says:

        Too reet, Oi drinks 13 points every night

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      • 394
        Virginia Slim says:

        No-one ever lost votes by assuming that the electorate was as thick as industrial-grade pig shit.

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      • 407
        Good ole Nigel says:

        I don’t smoke or drink, but rather like Nigel with his fag and pint. Now what I see as patronising is when politicians a la Bliar take off their jackets and roll up their sleeves to connect with what they consider the “common man”.

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  6. 7
    The Hairy P0rnflake says:

    Personally, I always try to enter the forbidden zone

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  7. 8
    I prefer a BLT says:

    Former BBC Radio 1 presenter Dave Lee Travis has been charged with 12 sexual offences, Scotland Yard has said.

    The 68-year-old faces 11 counts of indecent assault and one of sexual assault and will appear before Westminster magistrates on 23 August.

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  8. 16
    Well said. Obviously the BBC, the EU and LibLabCon won't agree though says:

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    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      Tokenism defeats the ability of people to see when viable candidates are suppressed.

      Those in fear/hate of another group will place in their group tokens to avoid the accusations of discrimination. This will get worse if the idea of quotas is implemented. Also the effect of these, low value tokens, is to reinforce the prejudice of the organization. It attempts to prove the discrimination is valid.

      So when an obviously incapable member of a group is rocketed to the top, it is confirmation that the group is discriminatory.

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  9. 17
    Scouser Dale says:

    Why is Nigel wearing me nan’s curtains?

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    • 20
      Lord Muck says:

      I think he looks rather dapper.

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    • 29
      Anonymous says:

      He just wants to disrupt all aspects of politics. Image is the easiest to ridicule.

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      • 102
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        Wrong! Farage want’s the sordidly corrupt, politically correct, status quo broken down.

        Of course there are always enemies of freedom, who are terrified of such ideas and prefer almost anything to free choice.

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        • 201
          Anonymous says:

          So name one area of politics that is not “sordidly corrupt”.

          Just one, any one. A tiny little bit that could negate the world “all”. I have not found one. To me they are all complicit in the killing.

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    • 54
      a non says:

      Never seen a paisley smoking jacket and you a scouser?

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  10. 19
    Gidieon says:

    Will this be the real conservative conference?, looks that way, it will be interesting to see the attendance figures, hey Dave you useless tart

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  11. 24
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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    • 310
      Industry ? What industry ? says:

      In other words, the multinationals are every bit as corrupt as the EU.
      It’ll all end in tears.

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    • 373
      Calidius Eroticus says:

      Go on then, explain why they would up sticks and move. Oh yeah, you can’t.

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    • 395
      Spinning Jenny says:

      However would we have kicked off the Industrial Revolution in the first place, if we hadn’t been part of the EU?

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  12. 27
    The Town Drunk says:

    They still have a Conservative Party? Who knew?

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  13. 30
    Jimmy says:

    “Pint and Fag”

    Well that’s a pretty surprising u-turn.

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    • 49
      Operation Yewtree says:

      Have you got a beard Jimmy? and have you ever worked on a radio1 roadshow?

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      • 52
        Jimmy says:

        You’ve given me an idea. The Radio 4 roadshow. I can’t believe no one thought of this before.

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        • 63
          Operation Yewtree says:

          A show filled with an audience of hand picked lefties with a lefty bias that goes around the country.
          The BBC have done it already.
          It’s called Question Time.

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          • Jimmy says:

            Do you know how you can tell if there are righties on a plane? If they turn off the engines but the whining sound doesn’t stop.

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          • White Flight says:

            And a plane full of lefties never gets off the ground because they dare not let the token they championed to pilot take the wheel as they know she can’t fly.

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          • Charlie Sheen says:

            You meant “winning”.

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          • Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

            Lefties are always on a plane moaning about the carbon footprint of the little people.

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          • White Flight says:

            … and remaining awfully quiet about the real reason for their travel:

            Escaping the multi-culti ghetto’s they have created and don’t really want to live in.

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  14. 32
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    ‘ Nigel Farage’ is an anagram of ‘ Elfin Garage’.

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  15. 37
    Fishy says:

    Farridge, battling for Labour.

    The Homer Simpson of British Politics…vote Farridge…get more Europe. And this Narcissist puts himself before the country that he says that he claims to stan for.

    Crikey imagine Farridge and Umunna in the Albert Hall. Even that wouldn’t be big enough for their egos

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    • 39
      The Town Drunk says:

      We all know that the Tories and Labour face being wiped out at the next election. It will be funny when it happens.

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    • 51
      Anonymous says:

      Honesty is always best even if you suffer short term. Vote UKIP.

      (That is what I thought anyway until I met a UK Judge. Crime pays, and killing is rewarded are the real truths)

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    • 89
      Sheer Khan says:

      Not even close to convincing anyone here matey boy. You’d be better off writing to Heat or LabourList.

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    • 122
      Jabba Le Chat says:

      “The Homer Simpson of British Politics”

      Lol…comment of the day…

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  16. 44
    UKIP is the only alternative I've got says:

    The real cuckoo in the nest at Manchester is fucking Cameron and his wet as fuck Europhile fluffers.
    Piss off and join the Limp Dumps instead of leeching on the Conservative brand Dave you cock.

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  17. 47
    Anonymous says:

    NURSE !!!!!!! NURSE. !!!!!

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  18. 53
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I may go there to egg him on.

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  19. 61
    Gordon Brown says:

    “Mrs Beard, fetch me my smoking jacket and pipe”

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  20. 64
    Army troops machine gunning protestors says:

    The Egyptian ambassador to Britain says the force used when protest camps were stormed in Cairo was “not at all excessive”.

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    • 70
      jockey jim says:

      what is apparent all over the world is that the rich and elites do not like others having any sort of life – so they kill them – are you reading mr cameron??

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      • 79
        Sheer Khan says:

        Nothing to do with rich and elites you oaf, you can’t impose your British 19th century socialist view on every event in the world.

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  21. 68
    jockey jim says:

    the gathering of the nazi party continues apace

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  22. 75
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    What exactly is his party’s detailed policies on removing the UK out of the eu?
    What is his view on Article 50 for negotiating an exit?
    What is he going to do to convince us to vote for his party?
    What is he going to do to work with other Eurosceptic parties?

    Farage, its time for meat on the animal and stop pissing around outside the tories picnic and be serious-there is no time left now or are you just still on the ego trip?

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    • 87
      Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

      Farage needs to promise the English a vote to get rid of Scotland. Then he might get some traction.

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      • 100
        Thames Dover Wight says:

        Or failing that, home rule for England. The guy has no creditable policy details which should now be starting to be put in place, Their web site is a joke.

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      • 170
        Frack off UK says:

        Farage & Salmond playing poker to settle the West Lothian question?

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    • 101
      Liblabcon Party machine says:

      You know that meat on the bones that us LibLabCons promise or have in our manifesto?
      It’s all shit.

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  23. 78
    Owen Jones says:

    My mother’s fancies nigel farage.

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    • 116
      Cake fancier says:

      I liked a few fancies at the weekend. They used to come as half a dozen in nice white cardboard boxes. I liked the ones with little silver balls on.

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  24. 81
    Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

    Pint and fag? Do you have to bring a fag? I’ll ask skidmark pants and Owen Jones if they’re free then.

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  25. 85
    Frack off UK says:

    Never mind Bonga Bonga; Farage, Bloom & Wheeler should go to one of Berlusconi bunga bunga parties to play poker

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  26. 95
    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    that jacket doesn’t look very fire retardant.

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  27. 99
    UKIP Party Rules says:

    Aren’t their any restrictions on what a party member can and can’t do.
    Perhaps Guido’s Nigel Farage is pushing the boundary.

    I say bring back Robert Kilroy-Silk.

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  28. 107
    Ukip FUD says:

    I think Ukip have reached their zenith and it is downhill from now on. Farage was just a useful By- Election FUD!

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  29. 125
    Greasy Greek from Ukip says women should not wear the trousers! says:

    Bye Bye Farage! The Scot’s do not buy the web of lies!

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    • 126
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Bye Bye Scotchland, hello New Darian!

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      • 139
        Bought & sold for English Gold says:

        Darian? Two hundred years ago? Don’t forget Scotland was sold down the river by self serving traitors.

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        • 317
          Whoops! says:

          Do you imagine for one moment, Salmond is not a self serving traitor?

          He seems awfully content to be ruled by Berlin via Brussels.

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  30. 129
    A Ukip Numpty says:

    Bongo Bingo Land
    Women are arseholes.
    All disable people should be shot.
    Women should only wear skirts and skimpy tops.
    Nazi Salutes!

    Does England still buy this Ukip tripe?

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  31. 142
    'Biggles' Farage says:

    I was thinking of a return visit to the Athens of the North, viz. Edinburgh, for Festival of Politics 2013 in the unique venue of the Scottish Parliament building at Holyrood.

    This year’s theme is Scotland’s Place in the World and we offer a programme that will stimulate discussion about the future of Scotland and the society we wish to live in.

    http://www.festivalofpolitics.org.uk/

    It would be a riot. Literally!

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  32. 146
    Paddy Power says:

    Not a lot of Political Correctness in evidence in latest Egyptian version of the Arab Spring.
    Vote UKIP

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    • 157
      The Loony Left says:

      YES, PLEASE DO !!

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      • 320
        Whoops! says:

        The difference between Zanu and the coalition?

        Between 2010 and 2015, the national debt will double, we will be spending record amounts on debt servicing, money that could be used to stimulate economic activity, such as tax cuts.

        Of course waving the scary shroud at the crowd, will gloss over the fact that there is nothing between any of the LabLibCon, beyond rhetoric and management style.

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  33. 154
    An English Loon. says:

    Vote Ukip* Herr Farage! We Nazzy Salute You!

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  34. 158
    A Fine Pair of Lungs says UP UR Arse Farage. says:

    Farage in a smoking jacket? How Noel Coward!

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  35. 159
    Peggy MacMitchell says:

    Farage! Get ooooooot of maaaaa Pub!

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  36. 162
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

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    • 180
      EU Watch says:

      Europe is sh!t.

      Move on from it.

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      • 196
        Thames Dover Wight says:

        Yes but how? liblabcon are doing a divide and rule on the fcukin eu. Look at the the likes of them sucking at the greasy EU pigs bosom Mandlescum Kinnock etc the list is long and slimey

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        • 217
          EU Watch says:

          Lisbon Treaty: Article 50 is a good start.

          Vote UKIP is another good move.

          Make a conscious decision to stop consuming EU produced goods and services is another.

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          • Thames Dover Wight says:

            I think we have to look beyond UKIP, there are not enough sensible tory MPs to mount a cred challenge on their leadership, expense scandal proves that.
            Is a boycott of eu goods really going to increase the anti sentiment?
            lab &lib decidedly pro eu, time for some quick alternative thinking.

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          • EU Watch says:

            Boycotting the goods would keep money in the local economy.

            Buying European produce does not make any sense at all when you consider that you are paying twice: Once for the good, and an inflated cost to be able to buy it (the membership fee).

            Killing the dependence on EU goods and services unquestionably destroys the political justification for paying the membership fee.

            The next step would be to stop the unnecessary membership fee and exit.

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    • 235
      Gideon says:

      Uk should be green

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  37. 163
    Anonymous says:

    May 22 should be a lovely day for Dave.And on May 7 2015 he’ll probably burst with joy.Can’t beat real votes from real people-the day the talking stops.

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  38. 164
    Nigel -Farage -Coward says:

    Farage taunting Tories? No Farage is sponging up the Looney tunes who support his silly politics. Farage is beyond parody now! No fool like an old fool in ukip.

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  39. 165
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Paxman’s beard came about after he had stuck his head up his own arse.
    Watched Paxman on Newsnight the other evening, he is so arrogant, yet who is he, a BBC nobhead, unelected and funded by the license fee payer. I wonder how much tax he pays?

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  40. 167
    Another Coward says:

    I’m not a heavy drinker, I
    can sometimes go for hours
    without touching a drop.

    Noel Coward

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  41. 169
    Time for another Reconquista says:

    Wouldn’t it be great if everyone followed Egypt’s example and gave the Islamics in every country a hell of a beating!

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  42. 178
    Reasons to be cheerful says:

    Abu Qatada’s poisonous parasitic brood has finally given up the benefits teat and fucked off to Jordan. Do they do benefits there?

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    • 182
      Extraordinary Rendition says:

      Free electricity, water and all the pain you can take before cardiac arrest.

      Yes – lots of benefits, and plausible deniability to boot thanks to the agreement they have signed with the UK that none of the above is happening.
      :-D

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    • 186
      Allan, you at t'bar says:

      Presumably the Jordanians will have the joys of their own Arab Spring to look forward to.

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    • 238
      It's Abu't time says:

      Thank fuck Abu Qatada’s state scrounging family have finally fucked off to Jordan after dropping their appeal to stay and keep leeching off the kuffars they hate so much. Hopefully they’ll be put in a shitty hovel in Jordan and forced to work for a living for once in their miserable nonce worshipping lives. As for Craptada himself, I hope his testes have been fried from non-stop electric shocks so that he can’t spawn any more offspring with his fugly wife/wives.

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      • 258
        Useless says:

        Don’t worry, the scrounging bastards have been quickly replaced as another group from Sudan has been granted right to stay in Northern Ireland, after skipping over the border from the Republic where their asylum claim wasnt accepted.
        The ‘right to a family life’ line was used again.

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  43. 183
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Why does Farage have to gate-crash another Party’s conference, Won’t the UKIP conference attract any publicity?

    Are they having it in Bongo Bongo land?

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  44. 187
    u-Skip says:

    Ah yes u-Skip ! Isn’t that the place where all rubbish goes for recycling?

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  45. 188

    Aperitifs at Pointe Croisette again. I had intended to go to the top of Le Suquet but there is a firework display tonight and the place is already heaving with people. Being an ex-supporter of Brentford Football Club, I am not used to large crowds.

    This place was wonderful 30-40 years ago. Now it is really over-subscribed. Istria is much nicer.

    Now eating a Quiche.

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    • 193
      Parker Farage says:

      Right, that rules you out of UKIP membership. Noone who eats quiche can claim to be a true Brit, as my grandmother Mahalia Um-bongo Von de Gaulle has often pointed out.

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      • 224

        Anyone who writes noone instead of no one cannot claim to be a true spelling Brit either. Sorry, don’t blame you, that is the way it is.

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        • 287
          Peter Noone, the 1960's Justin Bieber, says:

          I’m a true Brit who’s et the odd quiche now and then.
          Bacon, eggs and cheese tart– what’s not to like?
          All right, they COULD come up with a less foreign-sounding name when they serve it in Britain…

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          • Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

            Bacon and Egg Pie.

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          • Peter (my name isn't "Herman"-- really!) Noone says:

            You have it your way, CH, and I’ll have it mine, with the cheese– oh, and you can throw in some onions or mushrooms or whatnot, whatever you have on hand too, I won’t turn my nose up at it.

            And without a crust on top it’s more a tart than a pie innit, if we’re being technical? Savoury as opposed to sweet, but a tart nonetheless:

            “Savoury tarts include quiche…” (courtesy Wikipedia, “Tarts”)

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    • 202
      Casual Observer says:

      Good choices there.

      Curious as to the nature of the quiche.

      Would help with imagery for just a little detail.

      Am assuming you are eating al fresco, enjoying a pleasant sunset and comfortably mild clime as your evening begins with the pyrotechnic sound of fireworks announcing their glittering barrage in the distance.

      Nice.

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      • 226

        Good question. One was a spinach and cheese quiche and the other was a cheese and bacon. Both were cooked at the local boulangerie and both were superb.

        The noise at the moment rivals that of Sarajevo in the conflict. If you know Cannes Bay, you will realise that the noise is contained by the mountains and echoes everywhere. The water of the bay is a perfect backdrop to the pyrotechnics.

        The past few days have been relatively cloudy here and the sun has disappeared before normal sunset time.

        A good Mistral would clear it once and for all.

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        • 254
          Casual Observer says:

          Thank you for the info: Am going to impute some very nice cheese and baked pastry scents to the image.

          Holding the Sarajevo thought, but familiar with Cannes bay.

          The display would be better framed in the sense of a victory of liberty, beckoning the people towards a future where the evil of the EU is finally vanquished.

          The sights and sounds should stimulate these positive, yet assertive thoughts, as one relaxes on a barmy evening looking out across the bay.
          :-)

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          • Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

            If you go to the Carrefour Supermarket in Cannes you will find their quiches are on special offer.

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        • 391
          Susie says:

          Are you getting pre-Mistral tension?

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    • 215
      UKIP or bust says:

      Hey Cat, you get about a bit, I’m off to the Tours soon, any recomendations?

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      • 233

        Musée des Beaux-Arts de Tours, Hôtel Goüin and the Cathédrale if your are going to Tours. If you are going on the tours, then I will need to post many more directions so that you may keep abreast of developments.
        (.) (.)

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        • 247
          UKIP or bust says:

          Thanks for that, yes it was just Tours, I think I was going to write ‘the’ Loire Valley, but though I’d better keep focused.

          Shall make a birdie of Musée des Beaux-Arts de Tours, and the Cathédrale, we have already made rooming arrangements, unless the Hôtel Goüin has other attractions.

          As for the other two recommendation that is a permanent fixture on my tourist map, at home or abroad.

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    • 404
      is there no god says:

      You’re still breathing.

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  46. 189
    Tory MP says:

    Let’s face it. To have any success UKIP have got to take a huge % of their available vote, the white male. They can hardly expect any support from either women (given the comments of their deputy chair on women) or minorities (given their views on bongo bongo land). Their only chance is to reverse women’s suffrage and deport anyone with a sun tan.

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    • 205
      Point of Information 4 says:

      That women wholesale subscribe to the feminist point of view or socialism is a baseless myth put out by the left.

      Would be good for some polls on this matter – one may be surprised by the results.

      Most women vote Tory, or at least did before Dave showed up and trashed the party.

      For UKIP – Look to Diane James. She is hardly a woman to be trifled with, did exceptionally well in Eastleigh, and could well be an MEP early next year.

      She also is also a much stronger role model for women to look to, and with women like her in UKIP, the charges of sexism / chauvinism leveled against the party have zero credibility.

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      • 225
        stun says:

        Well made points, sir. HID hates the feministy stuff and indeed insists that we don’t employ women in my small business due to the extortionate requirements relating to maternity pay / job retention etc. Nothing that anyone from UKIP has said – even when blown out of all proportion – has put her or any her friends off.

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      • 296
        Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

        Yep tories were accused of sexism by a party that airbrushed Mrs T (PBUH) out of history.

        Marxism = Neoteny + Envy + Projection + Dunning Kruger.

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      • 388
        Anonymous says:

        I know Diane James from Ewhurst. She is currently discussing moving to the Tories because she is so fed up with the in fighting in IKIP and especially the activities of Farage’s mistress, Lisa Duffy.

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      • 397
        A working woman says:

        Will UKIP have a token black candidate as well, to show that the charges of racism “have zero credibility”?

        If you want to know what women think of UKIP just visit Mumsnet. It won’t take you very long.

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  47. 190
    Heel Patch says:

    ♫ A room with a view and you, with no one to worry us, no one to hurry us
    To this dream we found.
    We’ll gaze at the sky and try to guess what it’s all about,
    The we will figure out why the world is round.
    We’ll be as happy and contented as birds upon a tree.
    High above the mountains and the sea.
    We’ll bill and we’ll coo and sorrow will never come,
    Or will it ever come to our room with a view? ♫
    (Noel Coward).

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  48. 192
    Anonymous says:

    Dumb leading the dumb. One bigot preaching to another lot. After the comments over getting more female workers into top positions by his UKIP finance officer I wonder how many women will turn up to be impressed?

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    • 213
      BBC we don't do posative UKIP says:

      Don’t spose you’ll eat your words when you see the footage of plenty of women at his next meeting?

      Nah, thought not.

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    • 220
      Nogbad the Bad says:

      I know some women, and not all of them like the idea that they are not good enough to get to the top without discrimination to help them. They know that they have the same chance as men to succeed in business, if they want to. They may have different perspectives and skills, but they are no less effective, and they do not want anyone thinking their success was not justified.

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      • 295
        Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

        Women discriminate against themselves by deciding kids are more important than career.

        Those that decide not to have kids do just as well.

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  49. 195
    A Ukip political strategist for Nigel Farcical says:

    In order for Ukip to make it into the mainstream news, members of Ukip must ensure that their ideas and views are as ludicrous as possible. Then we go up north so the Scots will throw their pint over Farage! Pure Comedy & Farce!

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    • 323
      The liblabcon's divine right to rule says:

      The UKIP should adapt the sensible policies of mass immigration/ethnic replacement, windmill power generation, increasing foreign aid, supporting Al Qaeda in the middle east, slashing defence, gay marriage…..

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  50. 197
    The whole of the Tartan Army says:

    Do not waste a pint on this dreadful man!

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  51. 198
    London I Stan, ley says:

    It could be worse. Imagine living in Cairo.

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    • 200
      Lutonistan says:

      Its what happens when fanatics, in the sun, lose it. Iss-lambs love martyrs.

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    • 212
      Breed brothers breed says:

      What you blind or something, this will be like Cairo in a generation.

      And still they won’t be happy.

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  52. 204
    David says:

    Don’t like Farage at all really, or the Tories. Just right wing and nasty really.

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  53. 206
    UFUD says:

    If Nigel Coward is so funny, why doesn’t he appear at the Edinburgh Comedy Fringe? Oh wait a minute..The jocks have wised up to him. When are the English going to wise up?

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  54. 216
    Anonymous says:

    “30 September 2013, 6.00am”

    Really? 18.00 methinks, ‘cos nobody is doing anything but nursing hangovers at 06.00 Nigel!

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  55. 218
    Rattled or whhhhhhhhat says:

    Pheww, for a party they think has no hope the UKIP deniers are certainly making a concerted effort to shout them down around here.

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    • 223
      Nogbad the Bad says:

      Is anyone on here really influenced by what they read on here? It’s out in the real world where people, who were not interested in politics, are now listening to UKIP and talking about them, because they understand what UKIP is wanting to do and they like the sound of it. No wonder the Liblabcon are worried, but posting on here is a waste of their time because it will change nothing..

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      • 231
        stun says:

        I thought it was interesting that the early attacks on UKIP, especially by the Tory grandees, did nothing but reinforce the vote. I feel much the same – there would have to be a very strong reason for me not to vote for them. Not the usual ‘look who’s standing’ but something which makes them look as they don’t stand for anything at all (or policies which I disapproved of strongly), like the current bunch of losers in the HoC (with a few exceptions from both parties – not the LibDems though, who are just twunts to a man).

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      • 239
        Thames Dover Wight says:

        Bit like having a shit.
        You have to do it, but its really a waste of time!!!
        Could be out screwing the wife’s best friend instead.

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  57. 221
    Here's hoping says:

    Please, please all scots vote for independence.

    Just think you can make Gordron McMental Lard of the glens, or whatever it is you do with your leaders.

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  58. 234
    Gordon Brown says:

    Kuv hais tias, kuv hais tias, kuv hais tias, kuv tus aub tsis muaj tus lub qhov ntswg.

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    • 236
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      Yuav ua licas koj tus dev tsis hnov ​​tsw?

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      • 237
        Gordon Brown says:

        Kuv thiaj ua ib tug es tsis txhob hnov tsw nws!

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        • 241
          Egg Millibands blank but slightly egg stained piece of paper says:

          Gvjyicykyghcryjcrtwugxeunxdjljnvhfcxsfsxgcdsgknyjsgcrdxnkybcr

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          • Ed Twelvety Balls says:

            Tuaj on, kuv paub hais tias koj hais tau lus Hmong yog hais tias koj sim.
            Nws yooj yim heev.
            Ib tug plus ib tug yog peb.
            Peb plus peb yog … er …. yim.
            Yim plus yim yog twelvety plaub.

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  59. 242
    Party Political Broadcast from Conservative Party says:

    Vote Conservative for 5 more years of Dave !

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  60. 243
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    http://rt.com/news/fukushima-fuel-cleanup-operation-522/

    Maybe time to put our heads between our legs and kiss the arse goodbye!!

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  61. 244
    It's Abu't time says:

    It seems we have the protesters who camped outside the Qatada home to thank. Whilst I don’t have any truck with the mongs who comprise the membership of these nationalist groups, I give credit where it’s due. Apparently their six hour protests left the Cocktadas “prisoners in their own home”, which is only half true, as it wasn’t their home but a taxpayer funded council house. If it was these protests that led to their decision to drop their application to be allowed to remain, then good. They’re still illiterate racist mongs but on this occasion they did the rest of us a favour.

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  62. 248
    Party Political Broadcast from Liberal Democrats says:

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  63. 249
    Party Political Broadcast from Labour Party says:

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  64. 253
    What if the banner said Mohammed is a Christian? Mass Demos, riots and fatwahs? says:

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    • 261
      Fishy says:

      And Elvis was a Cajun.

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    • 262
      Casual Observer says:

      Jesus (Isa) was J’ewish.

      And he is the Messiah / son of God.

      As Messiah Jesus is neither Christian nor Muslim but transcends.

      He gets more mention in the Bible and was adopted by Christians for symbolism. Isa gets mention in the Qu’ran.

      The Musl!m’s Mahdi (twelth prophet) will help Jesus (Isa) in the final battle to defeat al dajjal (Satan).

      The Musl!m’s will aid Jesus, not lead.

      Choudary is a UK agent pushing the UKs !slamism distortion.

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      • 266
        Ichthys says:

        Rubbish. Jesus was not adopted by Christians for symbolism. A Christian is a follower of Christ and there were not any Christians until Jesus came.

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        • 269
          Casual Observer says:

          There were Christians before Christ.

          The philosophy was handed down to Prophet Abraham by God on mount Sinai, 10 commandments written on stone tablets.

          Christian beliefs are largely based on the old testament, so those who subscribed to this philosophy were most certainly in existence before Christ was born to the virgin Mary.

          The point is that as Messiah Jesus transcends the role of ‘leader of the Christians’.

          The poster Choudary is drawing attention to is an attempt to attack the symbolism of Jesus which many Christian’s perceive as paramount.

          Despite his clearing of the temple of idols (real Christianity like !slam should not have any anthropomorphic icons worshiped or featured in the temple – such idols are Satanic) many denominations of Christianity adopted Christ as a symbol of the religion.

          This clouds the much larger truth of Jesus and allows a false division to be introduced between Christians and Musl!ms.

          Smart Musl!ms will recognize this as a trick of al dajjal.

          Smart Christians should see this as a deception of Satan.

          Those worshiping the idols rather than having faith with God will follow the dance that Satan wishes to lead. That should be seen as part of the genius of Jesus in challenging idolatry.

          (side note: Those who push the ‘cult of the celebrity’ should be regarded differently when the dangers of idol worship are realized)

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    • 270
      Hamspam Chowder says:

      But I thought Morehamhead ( piss be upon him ) was born after Jesus ?

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      • 284
        Casual Observer says:

        Prophet Mohammed came after Jesus, and !slam ‘appeared’ after M returned from the desert with the word of God.

        Choudary is trying to make the claim that the Messengers and Prophets of God are all Musl!m. That they are all related genetically is highly probable, as most can trace their roots back to the followers of Moses who left for the promised land. (See book of Exodus)

        Same deal for the Christian prophets.

        Choudary and the poster are trying to make the case the J’ews are Musl!ms. Strictly it is the reverse.

        The poster is not accurate and believers should consider this a false message from Satan who is attempting to discredit the Messiah.

        Choudary should be much more vocal about the genocide waged against Sh’ia Musl!ms, especially considering his Pak!stani roots.

        This can be interpreted as a concerted attempt to prevent the twelth prophet from returning. (In Sh’!a, unlike Sunn!, the twelth prophet is believed to be a man born on earth.)

        People should ask what denomination he is. His involvement with !slamism suggests he is more a western puppet than credible voice of !slam.

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        • 308
          Religions are bullshit says:

          It’s all fairytale bollocks invented by desert dwelling savages. Islam happens to be the worst of the bunch. Grown adults who believe this shit need help.

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  65. 256
    RK says:

    Ukip gets the vote of about a fifth of my local Conservative committee.

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  66. 259
    Fishy says:

    The public sector are on the march again.

    Local TV is saying that a council in Shropshire is taking on 15 apprentices in their office (since when did a year in an office count as an apprenticeship?)

    But take a look at these 2,898 jobs in colleges and Universities. Some of the salaries are up there with the BBCs. No wonder the universities are pissed off with the government removing Brown’s 50% target.

    Jobs and salaries in education have been an unnoticed gravy train. I thought that we were broke… but then again, educationalists always get their own way.

    http://www.jobs.ac.uk/search/?location=02&location=03&location=04&location=05&location=06&location=07&location=08&location=09&show=25&sort=sa

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  67. 260
    Osborne gives tax breaks to the rich and zero hour contracts to the poor says:

    It’s all over for the ConDems.

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  68. 264
    Dave is piss and wind says:

    The lads down the coal yard loading my trailer this afternoon are really pissed off with this government. They are doing the right thing and working to support themselves and dependents while they have mates on the dole who play PS3 all day and smoke weed and drink most nights . They thought the government was going to stop handing out dole cheques without questions and stop paying their mates if they couldn’t be arsed to work. Seems it’s just as easy as it ever was to sign on and get dole and benefits without any intention to work.

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  69. 267
    And they didn't say thank you. says:

    The family of radical preacher Abu Qatada have left Britain for good after finally dropping their marathon battle to stay in the country.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/10246167/Abu-Qatadas-family-follow-him-out-of-Britain.html

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  70. 271
    Anonymous says:

    There will be nothing much of interest at the Tory conference so UKIP will be a breath if fresh air for all the bored delegates.

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  71. 277
    Diane Fatbott says:

    WAAAAAACCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTT !!!!

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  72. 280
    Anonymous says:

    We Tories are going straight out to win resoundingly under Dave`s leadership and he will march us all boldly into the new reformed Europe.

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  73. 282
    Barry Obama and the Drones of Death says:

    So Obama the drone slayer condemns Egypt. And what would he do if the Moslem brotherhood were stirring it up in his own backyard?

    Well you can be sure if he enjoys killing moslems creating trouble on the other side of the world he sure as hell would not hold back if they were kicking off right slap bang in the good old US of A.

    And why aren’t the same world leaders condemning Egypt not condemning Barry anyway?

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  74. 289
    Party Political Broadcast from UKIP says:

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  75. 300
    Ed and the banker says:

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      Ed and the banker says:

      Vedanta Hedging

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    • 331
      Pundit says:

      Banker and Wanker.

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  76. 315
    Why is my country being run by a man who takes 520k off a deceased spinster 90+ without issue says:

    Farage might be a bit of a chancer.

    The work he does within the European Parliament together with his expenses claims do worry me.

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    • 322
      Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

      Dimmy Dave’s nasty little habit of borrowing £20 billion every year, just to hand the whole lot to unelected president van Rompuy worries me and everyone else a heck of a lot more.

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      • 324
        The soon-to-be-tossed-out tit in no. 10 says:

        Surely you don’t expect me to launder my dirty money in public, do you ?

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    • 380
      Raving Loon says:

      Better to be in the tent pissing out that outside the tent pissing in.

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    • 398
      Anonymous says:

      What work?

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  77. 326
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I have been thinking.

    If Mr Falange is a professional politician and invites people to a meeting then the meeting place becomes a work place. If he then starts to smoke he is committing a criminal act.

    I have a friend who is a lorry driver and he was pulled over and fined for smoking in his cab.

    The law should apply to everyone I say so I hope Mr Falange gets fined for this.

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    Rhis is how the EUSSR wastes Taxes. And Dave lets them says:

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  79. 330
    Hard Man Dave says:

    I’ll be going over to Brussels to tell them to curb migrants’ rights to benefits. I’ll get the job done. Trust me.

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    • 335
      Frau Murkel, 4th.Reich Fuhrer says:

      You will follow my instructions precisely. Whatever I tell you. Whenever I tell you.

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      • 336
        SamCam says:

        Dave — What are these marks on your arse? You’ve been to that dominatrix again, haven’t you?

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    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    what the problem is, is that the country cannot feed itself, cannot be self supporting because there are too many people

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    • 339
      Abdel from Tooting says:

      I blame all these anti frackers myself.

      They are always saying they are not going to let us do this and they are not going to let us do that.

      When it comes to Election time they are never on the Candidates’ List.

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  81. 333
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Farage?

    Funny name for an Englishman.

    Where was he born?

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  82. 334
    The blue Skoda in the carpark says:

    It is not the immigrants you need to get off benefits.

    it is the Brits you need to worry about.

    They are bankrupting the country.

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  83. 338
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    The Liblabcons are scared shitless about UKIP. You can see that from some of the many ignorant comments here.

    The truth is that UKIP are taking votes away from Labour (mainly in the north) as well as from Lib Dem and The Tories. Many seats that had no chance of a Tory taking them are now a straight fight between UKIP and Labour. So do the Tory dickheads here who think it is better to vote Tory want another Labour MP rather than a UKIP MP in those seats?

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  84. 340
    The Police are our enemy too. It's a burglars's human rights not to be arrested says:

    Police arrest and charge men for catching burglar after they told the men they would not catch burglar for health and safety reasons.

    Fortunately judge sides with law abiding men and against police for arresting them.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2395172/Nine-month-ordeal-men-taken-court-catching-migrant-burglar-roof-police-waited-ground.html

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    KemiKazi says:

    let me get this right – fracking is a means of ‘freeing’ natural gas by fracturing shale deep beneath the earth – this could then provide energy for our homes and businesses. The cost is the loss of water by volume, the contamination of all our underground water supplies – so, for example, people not users of mains water but springs and wells in rural areas would have their water poisoned, the contamination of our atmosphere by open storage of waste products, the continuous supply need and supply of massive volumes of our water and sand and chemicals to make the process happen. The probable financial gain to only a few people compared to the massive environmental danger and loss to the majority – is this a tory idea – it sounds like one to me?

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    • 347
      Golly says:

      The USA is now self sufficient in energy.

      Just think about that.

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      • 360
        Casual Observer says:

        The U.S.A. is full of obese self indulgent bastards who consume more energy per head than anywhere else in the world. Gross waste.

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      • 372
        sycho says:

        so what you are saying Golly is that this process is completely ‘clean’ with no contamination of water supplies anywhere, with no problems with carcinogens at all and it is worth all of the danger just to get energy???

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          The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

          Where were nutters like you when the coal industry got off the ground?

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    • 348
      Green Cherry Picking says:

      Err no. The shale gas is below the water table. The scare stories about gas coming out of the taps are…scare stories.

      Eco loons are cherry picking their science again. When all the scientists say fracturing shale rocks or GM crops are safe..The greens say the scientists are lying. When scientists funded to say catastrophic global man made warming is a fact say that CAGW is a fact the greens say this group of paid scientists is correct.

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      • 352
        Lost in Clacton says:

        Oh so they are from Canada are they?

        I understand perfectly now.

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          have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

          if there was 1 small village that had 12 nuclear power stations then it would probably be self sufficient in energy.

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  86. 342
    Dirty Tricks are unleashed says:

    Make no mistake. The establishment is closing ranks against UKIP. Hence the rash of UKIP damaging stories run by the BBC and Guardian.

    Normally the BBC and Guardian would not publish anything that strengthens the Tories but their belief in the EUSSR project is greater than their support for the UK Labour party.

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    • 345
      Lost in Clacton says:

      Do people still bother watching the BBC?

      Eastenders made me fall asleep.

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      • 349
        ex pat ex higher rate Uk taxpayer says:

        Is it true people in Britain watch Eastenders everyday of the week?

        Ifso, then that is really sad.

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    • 392
      Anonymous says:

      Why does the BBC have such a hard-on for the EUSSR project? What’s in it for them?

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      • 405
        Jagman 84 says:

        Official State broadcaster once the whole scam is completed? They may have a long wait, methinks!

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    • 401
      Anonymous says:

      “Damaging stories” – you mean like how that idiot Bloom shot himself in the foot again? You think that reporting on what UKIP’s elected representatives actually say is a “dirty trick”?

      You people really are utterly pathetic. If you want to play at politics then learn to grow up.

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  87. 361
    Guardian Most Viewed says:

    Well well

    1. Rowan Williams tells ‘persecuted’ western Christians to grow up
    2. Brendan Rodgers: We won’t let Luis Suárez ‘sabotage’ Liverpool’s season
    3. Unable to live a lie, Marion Bartoli takes a champion’s way out
    4. Isinbayeva says Green Tregaro’s gesture was disrespectful to Russia
    5. Egypt death toll soars as Obama leads muted international condemnation

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  88. 362
    A sane person on this site?!? says:

    Jaysus Guido is so far up Farage’s rectum.

    Really what’s with all this love for a bunch of old pub bores stuck in the 1950’s?

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      The blue Skoda in the carpark says:

      Farage, when elected, might make a complete mess of running the country.

      However, he most certainly can do no worse than the no hopers we have had in charge in recent years.

      It will hardly be taking a brave risk.

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      sane? but my mother had me tested says:

      We can just carry pissing our money up the EU and “charity” walls and watch the changes not made by the LibLabCon each taking turns to laughingly to ru(i)n the country and become multi millionaires while we get poorer and poorer and pay even more for less and less, time for a change, we have no idea how UKIP will be until we try them, we need to see if they can do better than the garbage we have had in for the last 20years, if we don’t then the circle or crap will continue until we get to our own spring of unrest.

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      • 403
        Anonymous says:

        I, for one, am sick of the Labour/Tory flip-flop that we’ve had for I don’t know how many years, which seems to be having the effect of f-ing the country into the ground (if it hasn’t already).

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  89. 363
    Beeb Watcher says:

    Are Piston and Stefanny on holiday or what? Both still slurping at the licence fee teat, but not producing any ill informed economical bollux

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    • 365
      SkySportsTit says:

      you’re not still pinning your insight on the beeb are you – bet you watch the One Show for critical arts insight too!!

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  90. 366
    sycho says:

    one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in all my life is that toryboys think they are clever – laugh? – I nearly died

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  91. 370
    Guardian Most Viewed says:

    When Guido’s away the threads delay

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