May 23rd, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. The EU’s bonkers conkers ban plan, and more…

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    billy liar says:

    Thousands of Westminster insiders ????????????????

  2. 2
    Owen "Dow" Jones says:

    A very good day to bury bad news.

    FTSE 100 6687.21
    -153.06 -2.24%

  3. 3
    E Fawkes says:

    Shouldn’t it be called a geedomail?

  4. 4
    buy the dip says:

    Not a bad day if you are taking the profits you made since buying in in 2008.

    The Ftse’s only just touching previous highs. With the central banks printing money like possessed Gordons one would be wise to buy the dip

  5. 5
    Ian Hislop says:

    Guidogram Going Out Shortly

    Thank Heavens!
    We’ve got to go to print Tuesday.

  6. 6
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    It is the first time I have heard Bonkers Johnson referred to as ‘bad news’, but I can only agree that any day is a very good one to bury him.

  7. 7
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Actually it should be called a Sergeimail, in honour of Guido’s Russian paymasters and his outsize beetle belly.

  8. 8
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    No, why bother going over the past few days “news” and tittle-tackle, that would mean I was behind Geedo

  9. 9
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Since when was dear sweet loveable Rupert a Russian?

  10. 10
    I Love You All says:

    Don’t worry Ian, your cartoons are still miles ahead of Rich’s and the crossword is worth the money on its own.

  11. 11
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Just noticed Bill Quango’s ‘comment of the day’. Where are;

    Selma and Patty Bouvier – Theresa May and Anne Milton
    Krusty the Clown – Nigel Farage
    Charles Montgomery Burns – Gobby Gove
    Kent Brockman – Adam Boulton
    Dr Nick Riveria – Jeremy Hunt
    Barney Gumble – Ken Clarke
    Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby – Boris Johnson

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  13. 13
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Guido’s wife works for a (very) smelly Russian bank in a senior role, and his biggest contract for his agency is PR for the Russian Embassy.

  14. 14
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Footsie is being propped up, and it will fall like a stone soon, the Chinese are onto us. BUY WHEAT, NOW, WHILE IT’S LOW, as many siloes as you can. The price will be double come autumn.

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    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Ian is polishing his crap jokes for tomorrow night’s edition of HIGNFY, that should have been put in the bin years ago by the beeb.

    Jacob Rees-Mogg for fuck sakes! Wonder what side he will be on, Ian?

    Christ, he is as funny as a slap on the face from an old kipper.

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    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Liar liar,
    pants on fire?

  18. 18
    Sham Democracy says:

    Many of the MSM blogs have turned off their comments sections. So much for freedom of speech.

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    Anon...........but Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Wassi has been pontificating on Sky news…….going on about NOT giving
    airtime to rentagob by the Media…..perhaps only spouting from
    her official orifice is to be allowed……..thats called censorship ??…….
    She stated she has a brood of 5 siblings……
    does she not believe in birth control ?? no thought not……..

    UK Trojan horse syndrome……once we let them in…..they have breed like rabbits & before we know it OUR country has been taken over……all because
    of EUSSR limp wrist duplicitous devious basta*rds called LieLabor*LebDims*Cons.. time to terminate these left over dinosaurs from the 20th Century…. & the sooner the better ….

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll look in my trash folder.

  21. 21
    Old Hat says:

    i think he means tens

  22. 22
    Goggle-Eyed Loon says:

    We’ll be laughing at him, not with him.

  23. 23
    Old Hat says:

    you are all wankers

  24. 24
    Head Lizard of the 23rd Masonic Lodge says:

    So hows the ethnic cleansing of Britain going Dave?

  25. 25
    A Wanker says:

    Do you mind!

  26. 26
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Daughter met Edwina, by the way, in the local doctor’s surgery in Mersth-am, don’t know whether that is a good thing or not… Even invited her and bring some friends around to her house, for some tory indoctrination, I suppose. Think it might have worked, or maybe it was because she was brought up in deepest Surrey, though. Lads from Surrey, with my daughter, singing, sort of, allegorically,

  27. 27
    Goggle-Eyed Loon says:

    So you reckon its as halal as the lunar landings? But your designation of the ‘location’ for comparison on googlemaps might not be correct. How do i know you aren’t someone trying to spread disinformation on behalf of the muzzies?

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    Maqboul says:

    Maggie discovered this one years ago. Cut tax rates and tax revenue goes up.

  29. 29
    Spice Merchant says:

    So is Warsi taking credit for the attack or explaining how she failed to prevent it?

  30. 30
    You call that funny? says:

    Leave the funny stuff to somebody with a sense of humour, you know, that thing you don’t possess.

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    Google Map says:

    There is something fishy for sure in the video stills from Spivey, captured from footage etc yesterday.

    From top, 11 and 13.

    11 is legit and shows where 13 must have been taken from.

    The black bar in the center with the sign hanging off is fake. Such a street lamp / sign is not visible in any of the other shots on the day, nor does it appear on streetmap.

    The shot itself is completely shortened, and as is completely in focus this cannot be a lens effect. This is confirmed from the Google street view.

    The road markings being airbrushed out is curious.

    He may be onto something with the pavement blood.

  32. 32
    3 Million Muslims in the UK says:


  33. 33
    Google Map says:

    Compare with the video / press shots, and perhaps pop down there if you are in the area ? :-)

  34. 34
    Gordon Brown Classics: 'ZERO PERCENT GROWTH' says:

    Nothing wrong with the Russians, they lived through the horror of Socialism, they have been warning us for years it would all end in tears if we stayed on our current course.

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    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    You must remember her Edwina, Siân, with blonde hair, and a brilliant personality, even if I say it myself, lives down Nutfield Road – now living and working in Oz, 22 now Edwina. No doubt you remember her, everyone does.

  36. 36

    TBF ‘Diamond’ Joe Quimby for Boris was a pretty good spot.

    Though Patty and Selma really have to be the Eagle’s sisters.

  37. 37
    Down Shep says:

    Get honest Old Hat, everybody has a had a wank at sometime in their life, and that includes you!.

  38. 38
    Maqboul says:

    Yesterday the FTSE was at a record high, not seen at this level since the dot com boom of 1999.

    Buit it’s great to have some financial gurus on here to advise when to buy and sell.

    *rolls eyes heavansward*

  39. 39
    A Lunatic says:

    Not much help that. It’s a good repost, sure, as it relies on most internet users’ inherent laziness, but does not answer my quesion. What is your motivation for selling this line?

    If you simply want to start a conspiracy theory for fun, I recommend something a bit more substantial. You are aware that the stock market crashed in Tokyo this morning. Why not blame it on the people who pulled out of the Japanese markets?

  40. 40
    Questioner says:

    She has a brood of 5 siblings? Was it one of them then?

  41. 41
    CarryHole is a ginormous Hunt says:

    Why won’t Dave admit the reality of ISLAM = Terrorislam?

  42. 42
    Joe says:

    The time and date of all the images/video you have mentioned have to be known first before jumping to conclusions.

  43. 43
    Maqboul says:

    If you believed every knobhead who comes on here, Guido works simultaneously for Moss@d, Rupert Murdoch, Dacre, Coulson, Cameron and now fucking Putin.

    If he’s taking money from that lot well then..kudos mate.

  44. 44
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Yes, 01:00 is a pic of her mommie, by the way – yes, she got her blonde hair from welsh taffy old La Tene Oold Alp Celt me, Edwina. Funny old World isn’t it, Edwina? Siân told me everything about meeting you, and she was impressed, even if she was brought up as a Cath, while me having no problems at all with that, as a C of E in Wales anglicanish…

  45. 45
    U.A.F. says:

    White People are Terrorists:

    ”EDL thugs attempted to start a race riot in Woolwich last night. Mosques have been attacked by racist thugs. These fascists and racists should be condemned and opposed.

    We must not give a quarter to those who would judge an entire religion, race or nationality by the actions of a few.

    We do not hold Norwegian Christians responsible for the actions of the fascist Anders Breivik, whose 2011 rampage left 77 dead. We do not hold white people collectively responsible for Timothy McVeigh, the US N*e*o*-N*a*z*i* whose 1995 Oklahoma City bomb killed 168 people, or for David Copeland, the former B & P member who planted bombs across London in 1999. Nor should anyone suggest that Britain’s Muslims are collectively responsible for yesterday’s attack.

    The fascist organisations that are trying to stir up trouble and racist violence in the wake of the Woolwich killing do not care about the dead soldier, his family or the interests of any community. They want only to see Muslims attacked and a race war on our streets. UAF condemns them and opposes their attempts to call “demonstrations” to exploit these issues.

    UAF also calls on the media and politicians to stop using inflammatory language that feeds the fascists and racists. We must challenge Islamophobia wherever it raises its head. We must reject those who want to divide our communities and set them against each other, and stand fast to the ideals of anti-racism, multiculturalism and respect for all.”

  46. 46
    Loon Alert says:

    As some one who knows the area well and lived there for twenty years. I can confirm that Google Map is talking out of his arse.

    The incident was at the juction of John Wilson Street and Artillery Place.

    Elliston House is the tower block seen on the TV and printed in all the newspapers, is in Artillery Place. It’s close to where squadies coming in or leaving the barracks across the road, entrance is.

  47. 47
    Actually says:

    Err, you are a little behind the times. It’s closer, much closer to FIVE million.

  48. 48
    Vlad Putin says:

    Ho Ho. Yes my friend.
    it was incredible what we did. 5 year central agriculture planning that killed 20 million in a famine.
    Boy, were our faces red! What a disaster. And did you see our cars? The Muscovitz. The Lada! The Woloshitz! Jeez..You guys made roomier,faster, more economical and safer sandwiches.

    Boy oh boy! Socialism. What a freaking disaster that pile of horse dung was.
    So glad we got rid of it. Now we have Toyotas.

    And some of you crazy English want to vote Socialist..Have you no history books about the iron curtain over there? We released all the papers. you can freely read what a Chernobyl the whole stinkin’ rottin’ corrupt place was.

  49. 49

    I haven’t been there for years. You used to need a pass to get in the gate and there were sentries on duty.
    Is that still the case? And did any soldiers leave the base in response?

  50. 50
    Actually says:

    Err, Muslims are a race now? Did you ever go to school?

  51. 51
    Don't upset the muzzos! says:

    Why don’t you just sod off UAF? Just sod off & boil your stoopid head.

    I DO blame the religion of piss. What other religion are commiting these atrocoties?


  52. 52
    Joe says:

    “We must reject those who want to divide our communities”

    But they are already divided?

  53. 53
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    MSM? children’s play school yard – come the sharp end of the World, where we tell a hunt that he is actually a right cnut.

  54. 54
    No self awareness at all says:

    The UAF calling other people fascist. Priceless hypocrisy.

  55. 55
    M102 says:

    5 kids? I bet it’s like a clown’s pocket :)

  56. 56
    Tinfoil hatter says:

    Is this like the time that Doctor Kelly was killed by flying saucers?

  57. 57
    M102 says:

    Maybe he has no arms or something.

  58. 58
    Maqboul says:

    If there’s a discrepancy then I this google maps location is wrong. Can’t get excited about this, think I’ll go make some beans on toast.

  59. 59
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Boxer shorts with dynamite built in it? Might be a dig seller in Bag dad, but I don’t think it will catch on on the streets of Oxford Street and Regent Street, non-monopoly board,

  60. 60
    Down Shep says:

    Another Conspiracy theory nutter?. Road markings are not airbrushed out, the sign clearly says school crossing and seems to be a lot blood on that guys hands.

  61. 61
    No self awareness at all says:

    You must have been called that a lot over the years.

  62. 62
    You know it makes sense says:

    Better still, flat tax and half the number of employees at HMRC.

  63. 63
    Down Shep says:

    Or no Prick.

  64. 64
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Merton needs to sort his shit out – he is becoming a beeb mainstay, and who the fuck wants that? He even appears on BBC4 these days, for gawd sakes!

  65. 65
    Comment is Free says:

    Well, what a surprise.

    The Guardian:

    Woolwich attack: of course British foreign policy had a role

  66. 66
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Is the BBC reporter currently at Woolwich totally stupid?

  67. 67
    The Loony Left says:

    ‘Rich, multicultural DIVERSITY

    The state of being diverse; variety.
    A range of different things.
    variety – multiplicity – dissimilarity – difference

    It does what it says on the tin but my, does it boost the number of our supporters ! :)

  68. 68
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Another British soldier dies thanks to Tony Blair. This time though it’s at Woolwich.

  69. 69
    The BBC are cunts says:

    All of our supporters have undergone full frontal lobotomies.

    Have you paid your Telly Tax ?

  70. 70
    Lorboqi says:

    I have seen your lot in action. Thugs and hooligans with no respect for the police, the public or the rule of law. You are anti-democratic areseoles simply out for a ruck and will make common cause with the most extreme muslim fanatics if it helps you get a big enough crowd together so you can feel brave enough to start a fight.

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    Google Map says:

    Not selling any line. Just pointing out the location / a few photo’s and videos don’t add up.

    This did happen outside a very sensitive location as well.

    Tokyo was going to crash – the monetary policy out there is suicidal.

    News of terror attack in London certainly will not help the markets. Any excuse for a massive sell off to clear out the chumps, in order for massive profits when the buying on the dip commences.

  73. 73
    Top Justice Man says:

    We need to be really tough here, they’ve committed an outrage. There is no other way …. it’ll have to be a suspended community service sentence.

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    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    I instilled a strong sense of friends, since I lived away from her at most times, and I think the message fed through, in making strong friends and keep connected to them, even what her bitchy stupid arsed mother of hers said about me, with time. Here is her, when I took up to the top of a welsh hill, when she visited, during her chestnut dyed hair phase, but at least it was better than the bleached almost white hair phase she was going through at fourteen – pooped my pants when I saw that rebellion phase. But she is back to natural blonde now, get more sun and sea bleached as we speak in Oz, Edwina, since she scuba dives on her days off. And no, I am not Billy Liaring.

  75. 75
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    They can come and cut my lawns and do some weeding. I will fucking sort them.

  76. 76
    A Lunatic says:

    If there is a dip: in China at the moment. They are still building unsaleable properties like there is no tomorrow.

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    Google Map says:

    Agreed – but it is safe to assume that those presented for yesterday should have been taken yesterday.

    The photo #13 is outright fake.

    Airbrushing is a good way to make things magically appear / disappear.

    It may be more likely that blood would have been removed rather than added. but stripping road markings is odd.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I wonder how Abu Qatada’s defence team sleep at night, or does the money help, when in defending him they aide him in inciting events like the Woolwich murder. Qatada may not have been directly connected with the Woolwich murder, but you can bet he would support it.

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    Bottom Justice Man says:

    My my, that is tough. No adjournment for a probation report? That is a remarkably strong message you are sending.

    They must be quaking in their trainers.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Translated: “We are so opposed to fascistic thug behaviour, that we would engage in it too, if we must– but in a good cause, of course…”

    But when “Achmed” is the sort of mentality you’re up against– hey, the enemy of my enemy is my ally, and the ally of my enemy is my enemy too. I’m sorry, but there you are.

    In an ideal world, all these haters would all just wipe each other out, and leave the rest of us alone. In the meantime, EDL et al are the Soviets, to the radical muzzie Third Reich, to be dealt with another day, and UAF et al are the REAL “Oswald Mosleys,” i.e., suck-ups to foreigners– if only people would realise it.

    (Just make sure you get the right mosques– that’s all I ask.)

  82. 82
    Wahabi Sauce says:

    He probably doesn’t like black people very much. There is a lot of discrimination among Saudi-influenced muslims against blacks.

  83. 83
    Fair play says:

    Let them have eye for an eye justice.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Not if they serve the same cause.

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    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    HEY! I wouldn’t care if they are quaking in their sandy sandals, on top of their camels, they can’t come around here and try and shove their weight around here, with their gobshite all ah talk.

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    Andrew Neather says:

    The examples you provide are of individuals who act alone and are not part of any significant or widely organised political movement. However the violence we are facing today is part of an internationally co-ordinated effort of many groups which includes holding training in military camps and has made attacks in numerous countries. To compare, say, McVeigh to Jihadism is at best cynically disingenuous.

    ‘We must reject those who want to divide our communities.’ What communities? You need to recognise that the multicultural experiment that our elites have chosen to impose upon us, and for which UAF are simply useful idiots, has failed. The changed face of Britain is today painfully plain for all to see.

    I am happy to live with people who want to come to my country, to prosper, and to share our way of life. Multiculturalism may even have been ok had you not choose to invite millions of people here who fundamentally dislike British people and our traditions. But then the agenda has always been about destroying exactly that: Britain. Keep up the good work Comrade.

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    Google Map says:

    Ch!na is a communist nation. The economy there will reflect that and is fully in line with the development demanded by Maoism.

    Assuming they wish to sell those properties to this generation is a dangerous assumption. Destruction of the countryside in order to realize equal living standards is in line with ideology. Giving something interesting for the satellites to look at helps boost credibility for their apparent economic development.

    They are in a creditor position so can really do what they want domestically. And they are fed up with Jap@n dumping worthless currency on them. Senkaku is still brewing as well.

    I would be more concerned about the systemic weaknesses in the European / UK economy if the next stage of the credit crunch is really about to hit.

    The weak position in physical gold which exists here (Thanks to Gordon Brown) is not helping.

    Jap@n has a similar but more acute problem.

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    P l e b says:

    “Counter-terrorism officers and the security services are examining Adebolajo’s links to the banned extremist group al-Muhajiroun. It is understood he was radicalised around 10 years ago, changing his name to Mujaahid, which means “one who engages in jihad”.”

    So why was he allowed on the streets?

  89. 89
    Google Map says:

    I would like to quote, from the top of this blog article:

    ‘Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop.’

    Am a co-conspirator with yourself and others, unless of course you are on the wrong site.

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    P l e b says:

    “Anjem Choudary, the former leader of al-Muhajiroun, has confirmed that he knew Adebolajo, who was pictured on video in the immediate aftermath of the horrific killing waving a cleaver with bloodied hands.

    Choudary said Mujaahid had converted to Islam in 2003 and was a British-born Nigerian. He said he had attended meetings of al-Muhajiroun from around 2005-11, but stopped attending the meetings, and those its successor organisations, two years ago.

    At the meetings he heard an interpretation of Islam preached by the group’s founder, Omar Bakri Mohammed, which many Muslims would consider extreme.

    Choudary said: “He was on our ideological wave-length.””

    And if I am correct this fucker is free to roam the streets too.

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    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Names. So has anyone found out if he is Eastern Nigerian of Somali in extraction? US did wind Somalis up in the 1990s with their CIA games.

  92. 92
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    “or” even

  93. 93
    P l e b says:

    It is debatable whether lawyers are lower in the gene pool than politicians and estate agents.

  94. 94
    Owen Jones says:

    Islam: nothing more than a plague

  95. 95
    Shammi Chuck-a-butty says:

    Community sentence?? How dare you! What about his rights to a family life??

  96. 96
    Owen Jones MP says:

    Can I assist?

  97. 97
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Funnily enough, only online. Must be the actual look in my eyes when you actually meet me. I could charm the birds out of the trees, when you see that certain glint in my eyes. Made even male Torys wet their y fronts when I meet them. ;)

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    Frankfurt school for goyim says:

    “We must challenge Islamophobia wherever it raises its head.”

    …or someone else’s , presumably. Personally my focus is on those who have conspired to inflict multi-culturalism on my country and introduced thoughtcrime laws to block free speech. I do not condemn the behaviour of people whom we English used to describe correctly as savages, but those who facilitated their presence in my country.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Lets see, Chris Huhne got 8 months and was out in 8 weeks, so where does that leave the justice system?

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Or a wizard’s sleeve.

  101. 101
    Ed M, Squaring the Circle says:

    Which is why we preach equality through diversity.

    Or diverse equality, if you will.

  102. 102
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Diamond Joe was a bit obvious; I prefer Nick Rivieria as Hunt – but I would agree about the Eagles sisters except that the Bouviers are manhunters. I did miss out Wendell Borman – Danny Alexander. YCTF is, of course, Moe Syslak – total humour bypass and angry at everything and everyone.

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    Bazinga! says:

    Right now I’ve sorted that.

    So has Cam-moron stopped talking about bum sex with men yet and started rounding up the extremist scum?

  104. 104
    Bazinga! says:

    Funny how the BBC tries to brainwash us into thinking that not all Muslims are piss shitting wankers, yet when it comes to the beeee ennn pee or the eee deee ellll they are happy to tarnish them all with the same brush.

  105. 105
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    I loves her, GILF….. ;)

  106. 106
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    “She has a brood of five siblings…….does she not believe in birth control”. I blame Gobby Gove. Sex education has obviously completely failed in this case. Even in Norfolk I defy you to find someone who is both mother and sister to five siblings.

  107. 107
    BBC cunt says:

    We all like bum sex at the BBC and drugs.

  108. 108
    Truthteller says:

    UAF fuck offf.

  109. 109
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    It is technically known as micropenis, a condition familiar to Groper Nuttall.

  110. 110
    Olympic feel good factor says:

    What happened to that Olympic feel good factor ?

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    BBC cunt says:

    Remember that the real victims are the two Muslim men who were enraged because of the bedroom tax and the Tory wars on innocent Muslims living on benefits.

    But we will brainwash you into rejoicing in the diversity that isIslam.

  112. 112
    The Plague says:

    Fuck that, I’m a lot nicer than those bearded cuunts.

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    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Cheers Guido, I was worried what I said, when “comment awaiting” came up after that one. Many thanks matey bach. Power to you, bud.

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    Beez says:

    Ahh. Let us rejoice in the multiculturalism. Blair should be hung for what he has created!

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    Maqboul says:

    Take a few pills and fuck off to be pal.

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    Maqboul says:

    Er no I think you is thinking of the catlicks.

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    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    as per, so she works on the Sydney Harbour Bridge, taking Japanese tourists up to the top of it with sign language, it is is not my choice, it was hers – so don’t blame me for fuck sakes!

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    Owen Jones says:

    I have toothpaste all over my shirt.

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    Realist says:

    The plain fact is that it is the year 2013 and the scientific age, which explained evolution and the universe has been around in civilised countries for many more than 100 years. ANYONE who still attends places of ‘religious workship’ from any ‘faith’ is rather odd. And people who make the centrepiece of their lives are just plain dim, or are in the business and have to pretend to encourage their followers…

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    WTF??? says:

    Have you never seen “Drop the Dead Donkey”?

    You do know the media almost ALWAYS adjust photos on their pages to make them more dramatic or informative???

  121. 121
    Chairman Mao says:

    Communist? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love it. Very funny.

  122. 122
    Owen's Mummy says:

    More of those stains Owen, go and get me the Vanish stick. You really need to watch how it squirts out.

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    WTF??? says:

    Seem to remember the UAF is the gang of Marxist thugs regularly to be seen attempting to beat up either the EDL or the police.

    It’s like Weimar Germany all over again.

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    Loon watch says:

    seems to me the previous post says what you are repeating.

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    Maqboul says:

    The guy who stripped the road markings is hiding in the grassy knoll.

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    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    How long do you have? Just about the only one I can think of that has not committed similar atrocities somewhere in the last 10 years is the Mormons. Even the Buddhists are at it in Burma. You know religion is a general problem when one with an espoused pacifist philosophy decides to ignore that tenet long enough to commit genocide.

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    Labour spokesman says:

    British policy prompted by the Twin Towers atrocity perhaps?

    Total appeasement, that’s what we need. Anything as long as we keep Muslim votes

  128. 128
    Maqboul says:

    True but can you explain all them hovering red hula-hoops?

  129. 129
    Better a Putin than a Barroso. says:

    Tell you what the Russians are better Dudes than those corrupt EU Dudes.

  130. 130
    CarryHole is a ginormous Hunt says:

    How bad was Dave’s appeasement speech?!?

    Medhi Hasan liked it!

  131. 131
    Maqboul says:

    errr hang on…. aren’t UAF a bunch of fascists.

  132. 132
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    And so unnecessary. Any member of the EDF can be easily bribed with a lard sarnie or pie, and the answer to the BNP is to give them all guns. Odds on they will shoot out each others eyes within a week.

  133. 133
    Boris says:

    I think I blew mine today by pretending muslims are great guys

  134. 134
    CarryHole is a ginormous Hunt says:

    or even better

    Land Value Tax and no HMRC.

  135. 135
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    If so he will soon be snapped up by Sky.

  136. 136
    An Evangelist says:

    Converted any Muslims recently have you? Because we evangelists are converting Iranian Muslims to Christianity at a rate growing by 20% per year.

    Frankly I think we have a better chance of curing radical Islam than you sad muppets with your “no hope, no morality, no future” atheism

  137. 137
    Blimey, That Statement was well worth waiting for! says:

    “Cohesion” Dave’s statement to the world, less of a COBRA more like a pussy!

    One has to suck up to all the Arab money!

  138. 138
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Probably left over from the cheerleaders used to greet Bonkers Johnson.

  139. 139
    Ed Miliband says:

    Just looked in the mirror and couldn’t see myself as my eyes were swivelling. If Certified as a loon will that make me a Tory grassroots activist?

  140. 140
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Remember going to a restaurant with Ashley, her mom, with her mam and dad, just after I met her, and every time this young lady served us, that took a shine on me, totally white Croydon, New Addington even, and she was brill, and Ashley said to me “go with her instead if you think you clicked”. Hmmmmm. wonder where is today. But I am talking about 1988 here. She was brilliant. This fairly recent song reminded me of her,

    Temptations and perversions?

  141. 141
    Floss says:

    Never mind it will brush off.

  142. 142
    JH23-4902384 says:

    Not so great if you bought in 1999.

    You would not even break even, with 14 years of under-reported inflation destroying the real value of your investment.

  143. 143
    CarryHole is a ginormous Hunt says:

    LEts give them the death sentence, but only cut off their head.

  144. 144
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    To be fair, this is a standard Colonel Bob response. I once had the pleasure of chatting to him over a beer (before he was an MP) and he expressed a similar wish to put Douglas Hurd on a plane to some (very) distant and unwelcoming spot. Seemed to like John Major though.

  145. 145
    Owen says:

    I have tried rubbing it.

  146. 146
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    I am feeling really enriched by diverse multiculturalism and disgusting ga zex. What has this cess pit of a country become?

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  149. 149
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    and her bluddy mother have me Herpes Simplex, bluddy cold sores, which I still get to this day, so gawd knows who she snogged before I came along. And did she say sorry? Did fuck she did, all I got was fucking stupid excuses from her and her mother that she was pecked by a goose on a farm, or something, as if I was born yesterday. SLAG!

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    “with no respect for the police”
    Suggest you go back up to Beez at 114 and watch the video where the Muslim guy tells the girl they don’t recognise the police and they can burn in hell.

  151. 151
    Alex Salmon says:

    You should see my GGILF wife.

  152. 152
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    What do you say Nan?

  153. 153
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    what a fucking couple of concrete and clays!

  154. 154
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    does she bang like a back door? Heard the local hospital “clinic” is flooded with olds with, ahem!, the clap… The dirty beasts!

  155. 155
    Google Maps says:

    Drop the Dead Donkey was a fiction.

    For reality, did see the pictures of death camps in Yugoslav!a back in the early 90s, and like many others didn’t notice which side the barbed wire was on.

    Look it up – !TN got in hot water for that one.

  156. 156
    Alex Salmon says:

    She doesn’t know when to stop. Could be the parkinsons mind.

  157. 157
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    This song I always connect with Croydon from then, the Greyhound near the underpass, when I first visited, to visit said Ashley,

    They went bonkers with that I noticed. Whenever I visit Croydon these days, pop into the Wetherspoons pub round the corner on George Street, surprisingly called The George, for a swift Arthur/halfer, as you do.

  158. 158
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Why not what I heard the other day, make them serve 30+ years and then hang them.

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Hammond has now echoed Obama in calling this a “senseless” murder.

  160. 160
    Anonymous says:

    Remarkably Anjem Choudary hasn’t been arrested and is on newsnight tonight.

  161. 161
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    I think the milk float passing by arranged made that video But I am easily amused after all, across a zebra crossing in London Town.

  162. 162
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    dirty bitch, Parkinson’s or not, Cecil even, who stuck his iron in several fires, even thatch it would not surprise me, while Denis watched.

  163. 163
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Seen this ladies BBC3 programmes, what the hell is her name again, be back now, google…

    Well that was easy, Stacey Dooley,

    I like her, even if she is a bit too Donal Macintyre

  164. 164
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Stacey, I ‘ave ‘ad a prostitute, in Singapore, after days of evenings nagging from a pimp from outside the Orchard Towers, me staying in the Orchard Hotel next door, but to tell you the truth, he didn’t leave me down, with that five foot nine light chestnut skinned lady from Brunei of all places. Ok, cost me 280 Sing dollars, but she stayed the night, and I even took her down to breakfast in the morning in the hotel – I couldn’t give a farck me what people thinks in their small lives.

  165. 165
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    She said her grandmother was half dutch, and that is why she looks the way she does, and so taller than every average brunei lady around from home. And may I say, it did shine through, in all ways…

  166. 166
    Ggosbourne says:

    I talk Bollox

  167. 167
    Bollox says:

    Mafiosa give you what you pay for.

  168. 168

    Taff, why don’t you create your own feckin’ blog instead of commandeering Guido’s? You must be one boring bastard to trawl YouTube every day and post what you find on this blog. Get a life!

  169. 169
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    COM, I do apologise, but I have wrote books, bothered people with my poetry, and do know youtubby inside out since I helped to set it up in the first place. that is why I don’t work really I the traditional sense, with my now google shares worth millions last I counted. Ah well. such is life. And to think I was an engineer sraping a living, but I thank the RAF for teaching me lateral thinking, flight system control technician,

    Used to teach Swiss engineers and pilots about flight control systems on their Hawk aircraft in Croydon, not so much Hunters as above, since they were on the way out then in the early 1990s.

  170. 170
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    Mach Loop, North Wales, where my old RAF mate Merion took me across several times in an RAF Valley Hawk, in the 1990s, before he had to retire, due to one ejection too many, his back became fucked, but was mainly due to constant gee forces, rather than those two ejections he had to do,

  171. 171
    Bollox says:

    Pisslop was once slightly funny. Now he is just another turd on the BBC payroll.

    Half wits got no News for you = Failed Dead heads on the band-wagon, paid
    buy you hoo.

  172. 172
    Edwina Curry with boiled rice pudding, no eggs says:

    By the way, a Hawk is the smaller of the aircraft in above, and I think 04:20 is the best bit off then, low, and fast – black coloured so was from the training station for initial fast jets up the road in RAF Valley on Anglesey, where Prince Wills is based with the SAR Seaking copters, which, ach, help design in said Croydon company mentioned earlier.

    SAR = search and rescue.

  173. 173
    Raw Nerve Hurts says:

    On this site the truth is controlled. Hasta La vista.

  174. 174
    Educating the ignorant says:

    The expression is ‘tittle-tattle’.

  175. 175
    The Ed's failed again says:


    No simple, single reason for turning to terrorism
    ‘None of these cases happens in a vacuum’

    From a still relevant article by a ‘hideously white’ journalist from yesteryear:-

  176. 176
    Bercotweeting is now a way of life says:

    Anyone that likes sharp end audio visual stuff, was sent this recently. You might get it or you might not, about indoctrination that every government wants to do, if they can get away with it.

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