May 4th, 2013

Tory MP Nigel Evans Arrested on Suspicion of Rape


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    self-loathing tosser.

  2. 2
    Mags Moron says:

    Careful. Be very careful.

  3. 3
    Got a badger for a head says:

    First one to defect to UKIP

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    Exiled Brit in Low Tax Switzerland says:

    What a shame this headline didn’t come in on Wednesday night.

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    Bazinga! says:

    Be interesting to see how the BBC covers this. They hate Tories with a passion but the love bummers with equal passion.

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    Check Facts First says:

    Get ready Mr Farage for a by election. UKIP`s first MP?

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    paul says:

    Looking forward to the visitors at elm house getting they’re shitting themselves.

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    Bazinga! says:

    Well BBC failed to mention he’s gay or that allegations involve young males.

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    Vote UKIP says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Not relevant.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    I am wondering when the decision was taken to arrest him, and that no one has been pulling strings to stop it taking place earlier in the week.

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    Anon.......... says:

    Oh bug*ger…… the bug*gers are still at it….. yet again……….

    pity this did not come into the public domain before last Thursday’s Vote…..

    & wonder how the little Squeaker will handle this next week….???

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    Anonymous says:

    No mention on the BBC web site, not even on their latest news ticker

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    All this is getting ridiculous. I suspect the accusers are just jumping on the bandwagon.

    But then they say there’s smoke without fire.

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    fruitcake racist says:

    Fuck me! Oh perhaps not.

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    Harperson says:

    He is a lovely man that marched along with us for equality in matrimony, and makes a good sissy plaything for our Jack.

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    Anon...........but Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    + 2M……

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    Exiled Brit in Low Tax Switzerland says:

    Where do you draw the line with not relevant? Perhaps he shouldn’t have been named either.

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    Lord Webb says:

    Err – a man’s been acccused of rape! and the debate turns to how the bbc will cover the very sad

    Big society my arse

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    Rape is a particukarly nasty crime and should not be left to rest on the Court file says:

    Mr Cameron will soon say he knew nothing about this.

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    Got a badger for a head says:

    Typical public school type

  22. 22
    Anon says:

    It is, only to laugh at the fact a man was raped by another man….

  23. 23
    Anon says:

    It is, only to laugh at the fact a man was done by another man….

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    Owen Jones says:

    This is why we don’t have nice things.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just been reading some of the comments on this video.

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    I hate Blue Labour says:

    I wonder how this would have been reported if a UKIP councillor was accused of this dreadful act?

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    Nigel & Tinkerbell says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Nothing about this on the BBC website. Perhaps they don’t know about it? ;-)

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    Rinka Scott says:

    My advice to him would be to get a very good lawyer.

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    Nigel & Tinkerbell says:

    worth a photoshop me thinks

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    Purple Army says:

    Puts UKIP’s “bad apples” into context somewhat, doesn’t it?

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    Ed says:


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    GoingDutch says:

    What did he actually do? Push them over his desk, pull their pants down and fuck their shitty little arseholes till he’d come as quick and as hard as he could? Then dared them not to tell, or else? Sounds like what the LibLabCons are doing to us all. But who unbuckled the belt?

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    DAVE "village people" CAMERON says:

    And who’s bottom did he rape ?

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    david says:

    How convenient just ‘after’ the locals.

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    I would rather live next to a Bulgarian than a MP says:

    I did not realise the modern Conservative Party was like this .

    Do you think there is just too much old Etonian influence about?

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    I hate Hugh Grant cos he's a moron says:

    Why are there so many poofs in Parliament and why do we keep hearing stories such as this about them?? Is this one reason why the age of consent for buggery was lowered?

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    Javelin says:

    He got 50% of the vote in the Ribble Valley – not a marginal but will be interesting to see who steps up to the plate for UKIP.

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    Sir Anthony Wedgewood Benn says:

    I hope Owen Jones never tells on me. It was our little secret!!!

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    DAVE "village people" CAMERON says:

    Is that an anagram of “I’ve just boned the PM” ?

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    Anusol saved my life says:

    Is it a prerequisite to be a sexual deviant to become a member of parliament?

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    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    I just don’t understand it.

    Its all so arse about face.

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    genghiz the kahn says:
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    Javelin says:

    Eton is why – Sam is Cam’s beard

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    Casual Observer says:

    A typical one of Dave’s all inclusive PC “little friends”

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    Ex bankr.upt turned blogger says:

    What on Earth are you wittering on about?

    What bandwagon are you talking about?

    Why are you suspecting anything about this case?


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    Javelin says:

    Did he jump on the boy front first or bottom first?

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    I would rather live next to a Bulgarian than a MP says:

    If you have any evidence of this Gengy then please please tell the Police and Conservative Head Office straight away.

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    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    My friend knew him when he was in school in Swansea and he says he was a right nasty little count.

  51. 51
    GoingDutch says:

    Of course not. Its vitally important that men be encouraged to lick each other’s arseholes.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Is that you, as the first?

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    M102 says:

    Ribble valley? Chad Valley more like ;)

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    Anonymous says:

    Ah, I now understand your remark. He doesn’t qualify for UKIP because he is not a fruitcake, not a gadfly and he is IN the closet. Sorry – he just doesn’t meet our terms.

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    Dave is submerged in the shit and not even blowing bubbles says:

    The Chingford Strangler and Spock are on the rampage, and now this PC pigeon has come home to roost — all on top of Garage’s triumph on Thursday.

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    GoingDutch says:

    Weren’t they all fags together at Eton?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Just posted claim PA sources not Mirror or Sky.

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    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    He’s got more of the horse about him than jockey doncha think ?

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    But says:

    A liberal member of parliament….

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    Maqboul says:

    Between July 2009 and March this year? That is one helluva long rogering. No wonder he looks so tired.

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    Political perverts unmasked at last says:

    This is just the beginning.

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    Anne Old-Joke says:

    Must be one of the Counts who put the Count into Country Music.

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    Gaston says:

    Aaah! The Tory party at play.

    Random impertinent questions:


    Or bottom?

    Old Etonian?

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    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    When were the complaints made ?

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    The Fallen Angel says:

    Ignore what the BBC says about Evans’ constituency being a safe tory seat…

    If there’s a by-election then UKIP will be serious contenders and I could well see them winning the seat as their brand of common sense right wing politics will go down VERY well with what is a ‘true’ Conservative electorate.

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    Mike Handycock says:


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    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    It just doesn’t smell right, does it ?

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    Sir Anthony Wedgewood Benn says:

    Ill probably be dead before you get me anywhere near a court!!

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    Derek Loud, Leo Britain, Grovel Jammer, George Robberson, Jerry Coughman, Pitter Bottumlie says:

    We better start looking up countries that don’t have extradition treaties with Britain.

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    Mike Handycock says:

    Apparently Nobodies seat is safe in his constituency

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    mong says:

    You lost, get over it.

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    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    But the BBC sponsored pantomime at HMP Wandsworth will be a sell out this year, I reckon Nigel Evans should play the evil queen ?

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    Anonymous says:

    lives in a cottage, apparently.

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    Where is max Clifford When You Need Him? says:

    Innocent until proven guilty

    Right to remain silent

    Evidence may be taken down and used

    Golden thread of justice

    Trusty shield of Bla blah blah

  76. 76
    David Cameron says:

    Welcome to the new, modern, metropolitan, diverse Tories.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s rather ironic that the Conservative party appear to have a poorer vetting system than UKIP!

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    Vote Tory for uncontrolled bumming says:

    Danger Danger – High Voltage – when we kiss, when we touch, when we bum.

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    Where is Max Clifford When You Need Him? says:


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    Owen Jones says:

    Don’t be so sure, Tony! I’d know your gnarled ugly circumcised cock anywhere. Where you’re going me ole china youll be gettin more dick than wot you can imagine.

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    Where is Max Clifford When You Need Him? says:

    The timing is remarkable

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    A Nod's As Good As A Wink,The Blind Man says:

    Those who need to ask, don’t know.
    Those who know, don’t need to ask.
    This was an instance where someone needed to know, but didn’t ask.
    This was an instance where we would hope he knew he needed to ask.

    ‘Nuff said, Ducky.

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    GoingDutch says:

    Very good.

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    nellnewman says:

    Really? The Mirror has the scoop? Why? Have they bribed a police officer for this scoop?

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    The Fallen Angel says:

    And you’d certainly know… ;-)

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I agree with Javelin.

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    What is it about Westminster? says:

    Technically, the Tories did better than UKIP, but you make a good point.

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    BEN BRADSHAW says:

    “Tory MP Nigel Evans Arrested on Suspicion of Rape”

    Well bugger me !

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    Vote Tory for uncontrolled bumming says:

    I thought I saw a picture of Nigel Evans doing a Nazi salute, but someone was just balancing their cock on his shoulder.

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    nellnewman says:

    No! Welcome to the new , modern, metropolitan, diverse politics of Britain . Party affiliation of no importance.

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    Toilets Maguire says:

    I blame Thatcher.

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    Village Idiot says:

    Oh dear, oh dear, the world keeps on spinning!!!

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    GoingDutch says:

    Yep, its as good as it gets!

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    I told you tom watson was right…..but you are all in denial….fuck wit neo nuts

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    Vote Tory for uncontrolled bumming says:

    I hope it’s a dirty docker what does me first, or a horny miner!

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    From an enriched area are we?

  97. 97
    Cyril Proctor-Thorpe says:

    This must surely be all some kind of ghastly misunderstanding.

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    nellnewman says:

    I blame 13 years of profligate, immoral labour under bliar and then gurning gordon!

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    ……only the beginning nut fucks…..80’s mnisters to follow…just as well the witch is dust

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    What is it about Westminster? says:

    If the is a plan B, now would be a good time to get it out of the filing cabinet.

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    nellnewman says:

    twatson is one of labour’s profligate, immoral, backstabbing foot soldiers. How can he be right??!!

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Thatch ministers implicated. ,!!!!

    Watch and learn neo nuts

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    Anonymous says:

    No. Secondary modern.

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    The Bishop of LLandaff says:

    No one has mentioned North Wales tonight.

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    Purple Army says:

    He may well be but he was talking about paedos over 30 years ago.

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    Fleas of a thousand camels says:

    Ye Gods…No wonder they love Gay Marriage in the Tory Party…they are riddled with `em

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    Morgan's Organ says:

    Surely the Mother of all Parliaments can’t be the Father of all Fiddlers

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    Sir Anthony Wedgwood Benn says:

    I won’t touch a mans willy unless its been on benefits.

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    BBC says:

    Apologies we’re too busy doing a panorama special on whether the Tories need to detoxify more and how responding to voters concerns raised by UKIP’s success would just be a lurch to the right and a continuation of power control by white male racists.

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    I would rather live next to a Bulgarian than a MP says:

    Thank the Lord tonight that we still have the Sunday Mirror to shine a light on the debauchery which is rocking our once proud nation to its core.

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    GoingDutch says:

    Not even on the sick?

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    Neil Kinnock says:

    …..We’re alright!!!!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Dear oh dear, not another one.

    Our Welsh friend seems to be absent today with his wonderful you tubes.

    I wonder if it’s safe for me to switch off my blocks yet?

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    Lord Horatio Nelson says:

    I am so shocked about what I am learning about England that I am turning on my column?

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    nellnewman says:

    I’m sure ministers under Thatcher are implicated as indeed are elected scottish labour members during gordon’s time.

    As we used to say = it’ll all come out in the wash!

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Hello neo nuts

    Some advise

    Tell neo nut fuck wit Tebbit to shut his cake hole,

    HE…..was in cabinet when 2 ….YES. TWO. EU Treaties were signed

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Hello neo nuts

    Some advise

    Tell neo nut fuck wit Tebbit to shut his cake hole,

    HE…..was in cabinet when 2 ….YES. TWO. EU Treaties were signed

    Life in the cheap seats is easy….isnt Norm….loon

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    BBC says:

    Not for us no. Conservatives support EU membership and unlimited immigration so though we’re much harder on them than labour we don’t really rake for muck like we like to with UKIP.

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    nellnewman says:

    I would really like to know how much money kinnochio and his mrs have made out of us the taxpayer from their lazy spell in the EU.

    It is , of course, £millions!!

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    Delboy says:

    I think things tonight have reached a new low so much so that we should all refuse to pay any more taxes.

    It is becoming morally reprehensible to do so.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Tom Watson…..right again….well done Tom

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    Anonymous says:

    Owen Jones is upset.

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    Pearl Neclesse says:

    Mainly weirdos in the Ribble Valley…..and they all share the same surname..

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    nellnewman says:

    So how did the mirror come up with this scoop? Which police officer has it paid for the information? And isn’t that corruption according to Leveson?!!

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    Smart Money says:

    A holocaust denier.

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    Tiny Steele says:

    Return to your constituencies and prepare for government!

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    Colonel J T Hall says:

    If he gets a top class lawyer to defend him he may get off with assault with a friendly weapon.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Dont worry neo nuts….

    We have the details of the ukip freaks too.

    We shall hold on to them until Jan 2015

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    nellnewman says:

    How did the Mirror come up with this scoop? Why have they got it but no-one else?

    Who did they pay in the Police Force to get the information that has not been available to anyone else?

    Leveson would not approve of this, would he ??!!!

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    GoingDutch says:

    Maybe, but when it comes to buttfucking I bet old Kinnockk keeps it to his wife.

  131. 131
    Pearl Neclesse says:

    Chase me

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Swapping speeding points looks quite small fry now doesnt it guido…

    And we know you knew months ago too.

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    Fuzzy Wuzzy says:

    I wonder how “a man raping a man” plays out in practice. Hard to forcibly keep another guy’s bumhole in position, I would imagine.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Errrrrrr. If so, errrr. perfectly legal

  135. 135
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    As long as I get my benefits and pass the ATOS exams I don’t give a damn.

    I am a life long Labour voter. I hate that Tory scum….trying to make me work ffs.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Oh. Dont worry

    The is to be revealed soon

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    Halibut Hall says:

    “Pulling strings” do you mind!!!

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:


    The tax man cometh. ,!!!!!!

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    nellnewman says:

    It doesnlt say much for Parliament does it that we have sally alley as wife of speaker and then this unspeakable person as deputy!!

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    superman says:

    Because you
    1 Selected them
    2 Voted for them

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Har@ry tax avoider c@ole……the man is coming

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Daily Fail.

    Wouldn’t buy that if the state paid me.

    …Oh wait they do.

    Nah still not buying!

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Ask guidos mate Dale

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    Anonymous says:

    Evens learned of the allegations several days ago. He was only arrested today.
    How did he become aware was he tipped off?

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    GoingDutch says:

    Shut up, for gawd sake! You’re blowing my cover!!

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Well known story ,!!!

    Daily Mong and Express and telegraph…alll decided to have collective tory amnesia

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    I agree with Neo.

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    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Hang the Nonce !

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    All i can say is that ukip do not vet any of their staff…..know what i mean

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    I agree with Neo.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    I agree with Neo.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    He is. !!!!!

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    Halibut Hall says:

    Your imagination is as fuzzy as your wuzzy!

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Guido….H@arry !!!!

    Swapping points IS illegal !!!

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    Halibut Hall says:

    He will bend over backwards to help !!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve just done a poo and it smells.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Mostly Labour nonces here……exoffense.html

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    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    We understand there has been a sighting of the good Doctor Fox in Ribble.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Guido just did a poo…and he claims it was fragrant….that is how deluded the neo nut fuck has become !!!

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    Labour Party says:

    It’s just the type of constituency we’ll continue to try to modernise through enrichment. One day it will stop voting conservative.

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    Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

    What new lows will this country fall to next week.

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    Doris Goldblatt says:

    Bit of a bugger that Nigel Evans,what ?

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    If he is guilty Nell.

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    Pearl Neclesse says:

    As would Nigel’s winkle….possibly.

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    jimbooo says:

    christ alive owen jones is a twat

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is it a “criminal offence” yet “in the UK” or haven’t the Israelis managed to ‘quietly’ “get” it bunged in via the EU’s beholden suborned idiot fools?

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    Nigel Evans says:

    I’m a member in the PM’s inner ring

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    DAVE "village people" CAMERON says:

    This is my point !

    If we had gay marriage , non of this would have happened !

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    Anonymous says:

    What happened to innocent until found guilty?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    There are convicted child abusers ‘out there’ attempting to get themselves aboard the UKIP train … One wonders why and who are funding the convicted in their one eyed attempts to attach themselves to UKIP.

    There is an “Absolutely Proven” case for the above – but it is not for revealing here at present. I want to reveal the bastard but hold fire for the moment.

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    Anonymous says:

    First we legalise buggery now you want to sanctify it gawd helpus.

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    Dave`s leading member on the Gay Wedding Panel says:

    So this was the welsh u tubing prat after all.

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    Enriched Eric of Enfield says:

    Well there`s a rarity, little Nigel, bugg@r me.

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    genghiz the kahn says:
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    TotallyPissedOff says:

    They are all a bunch of fucking freaks.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The cross-party representation of the homosexuals – has been ‘managed’ such that they are all chosen ones; chosen puppets; chosen for their lack of proper intellect and intelligence – such that they can be ‘relied upon’ to do the devils work at arms length … If one really can think properly about it all, below the surface / face / front?

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    All Saint says:

    Explains why the idiot is otherwise detained today, doesn`t it. Have they resolved to remove t`internet access from the prisons yet or will little Nigel still be able to U-tube his pet Communards videos.

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    bum watch says:

    A bottle of whisky and a tun dish.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do excuse me but that kind of language is restricted for the Lodge – where they have ‘mens’ secrets’ (to hide) and where there is nothing sinister going on whatsoever guvnor innit?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is he related to the invertebrate liar barrister David Gareth Evans who is getting it in the neck in cahoots with Barbara Wilding, Mr Oliver Twist of Dolmans and the legal fraternity in Cardiff?

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    Sally from the Alley Bercow says:

    Yahh, dahhling, lets be like so radical chic together, it’s the daily fail, yah?

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    Smart Money says:

    I agree that being a bigoted cock shouldn’t have to be a criminal offence.

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    Anonymous says:

    They’ve got big guns like Neil Hamilton so anything’s possible.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The plan was that the chosen ones would destroy ‘normality’ by placing so many homos into parliament – but first they had to tweak the homo laws … A chosen one trick – which appears to be “BACKfiring up their back passages – on them” [PUNS INTENDED]?

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    Lord dickhard says:

    When the troughers return eventually, will it be reasonable to expect the member for Llanelli to sound a vote of confidence in the dep. speaker and will we hear cries of “disorder, disorder”.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ken Clarke – LOVES his fags too.

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    Amused says:

    Next you’ll tell us they are in fact double agents working for the Tories.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    He’s had plenty of secret practice down the portsmouth lodge society with his brothers!

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    Dave Spartacus says:

    (c) Dirty Harry, one should add.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nell – they’re all and have been ‘in it together’ surely?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And who tried to plant coke on Botham – the legal inference being of to plant – to then get a ‘scoop’ – not that the NOTW would do such a dastardly deed as well mind?

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    It's a Man's Life in the Tory Party says:

    Another good reason not to be a Tory, unless you don’t mind people thinking you are a shirtlifter

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    Hang The Bostards says:

    I voted UKIP me !

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    Could this be the next byelection for UKIP to fight.

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    Owen Jones says:

    My ears are burning.

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    DAVE "village people" CAMERON says:

    ” sandwiched between two fit young women” ?
    Sounds to me like he’s been sandwiched between two fit young buttocks

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    You don't have to be bent to be a Tory but it helps. says:

    So, When Dave said it’s because he’s a Tory that he believes in Man and Man marriages he wasn’t kidding.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    But isn’t Margaret Hodge is already morally reprehensible?

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    The Tory whips says:

    Mind your Backs!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Sunday papers – HAD TO come up with “some other splash” for Sunday – OTHERWISE their Sunday front pages would all have had to CARRY the BIGGEST news story of the WEEK … and of course they do not want UKIP to be their ‘leading front page story’ – do they?

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    Mark Oaten says:

    It doesn’t smell right at all but that doesn’t make it wrong.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Troy Scum

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The ‘Evans expose’ – is so timely of the establishment to detract from the local election bloodied noses. The Establishment ‘have’ 1000’s of prepared ‘spoiler stories’ that they use to distract public attention to – me suspects that the esatblishment however have ‘cottoned on’ (belatedly mind) to the fact that the public ‘ain’t gonna wear all this homosexual gay marriage baloney bollox and bull5hit?

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    William Hague. says:

    Well bugger me.

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    Virgil says:

    Discounting shirtlifters, troughers, drunks,liars and thieves, just how many normal* MPs are there?

    * assumed still allowed to use this word.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Didn’t the Gay Mafia – go all ‘huffy puffy’ silent when boy george got knicked for raping some bloke … THEY DON’T LIKE IT UP EM when it really hurts?

  207. 207
    Pride? Pride about what? says:

  208. 208
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Have you been asleep for the past 20 years – The innocent until proven guilty standard – has been slowly and surreptitiously thrown out of the window – for the general public … celebs, polipygmies and the general high soCEOiety mob get different preferential treatment mind?

  209. 209
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of jesus says:

    Burn the place down

  210. 210
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Establishment need a good old explosive story – to create fear among the public such that they will rally behind the establishments puppets claims to protect us all from “D – O – O – MMMMMMMMMMM”

  211. 211
    Enoch Powell says:

    Homophobic Tories love me. Did they never hear what I told my local chaplain before my death? I loved a bit of botty action. Talk about rivers of blood.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    It certainly is.

  213. 213
    Lancashire Procurator Fiscal says:

    I do notice that two of those who were assaulted by Stuart Hall have sold their story to the Mail

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    Im so sick of pictures of Nigel, clutching a pint and grinning like a madman.Wearing his Archie Andrews costume, i cannot take him seriously nor his scouse deputy, the robot voiced Mr Nuttall. Seriously, they are supposed to be a threat ?

  215. 215
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Was he protecting the parliamentary kiddy-fiddlers with his faux pas comment to Phil Schofield – Remember cameron got his y-fronts facts in a mess when he confused his subject matters when confronted by Schofiled – Cameron spoke out to protect the homos when the subject was not the one being spoken of?

  216. 216
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    I a golden gazelle an don’t u forget it , Mr. Nobody . Pfffft :(

  217. 217
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Not ONE – is the simple answer – because those who give the appearance of being normal – are suborned to the gay mobsters.

  218. 218
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Ukip….the NRA of the uk

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    He hasnt been convicted of anything yet FFS !

  220. 220
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Stick yeur dirty Pride marches up yeur dirty Rses.

  221. 221
    Aunt Hilda says:

    The problem with nuttall is deciding if he’s nutter or mint sucker

  222. 222
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Bi@lly boy H@ague….nuff said

  223. 223
    The neo nuts looney toons says:


  224. 224
    The Daily/Sunday Mail says:

    Could Nigel Evans’s arrest trigger by-election nightmare for Prime Minister?

  225. 225
    Amanda Praytell, Daily Mail says:

    She sat on the couch, deliciously, spread her ample thighs and let the facts pour out onto my laptop.

  226. 226
    The neo nuts looney toons says:


    Murdoch has had a stroke

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    You seem to know a lot about such activities GD,and like talking about them, i take it you are of the same persuasion.Talking about it on a saturday night means you arent getting it, sad ,unpleasant little man.

  228. 228
    Casual Observer says:

    The Westminster Village is Krawling with Kw eers, made much worse Bi Dave

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    I dont think they have made as much as St Nigel Farage, he makes £2,000,000 a year as an MEP and his wife also works for him.

  230. 230
    Even ashcroft is pissed off with dave says:

  231. 231
    albacore says:

    Why bother clipping the freedom of the press?
    It leaves us surmising that the safest guess
    Is that LibLabCon nobs are all deviants
    Strutting their stuff in their grandmothers’ old pants
    When not doing other unspeakable acts
    Or legislating for unnatural pacts
    Judging by what the press does get to reveal
    That ain’t a guess. As near as as dammit, it’s real

  232. 232
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    Nationalistic righteous anti-politicos. Unless you like it up you.

  233. 233
    Bored Subbie, Daily Mail says:

    No. I think The “Electorate” will do for him.

  234. 234
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    She’s been left out to dry.

  235. 235
    Casual Observer says:

    Nads is the wrong gender to appeal to Eton boys like Dave

  236. 236
    Wimp Wrist says:

    Hello Ducky!

  237. 237
    albacore says:

    Oops. Please lose one “as”.

  238. 238
    Bored Subbie, Daily Mail says:

    Cue a comment here.

  239. 239
    liblabcon pest control says:

    There’s no reason why he can’t be an MEP and MP at the same time and it’s not as if there is anything worthwhile doing in Strasbourg in a “day-to-day running sense”. I was surprised he didn’t run in the last by election.

  240. 240
    Selohesra says:

    Best to wash it thoroughly after its been up the arse

  241. 241
    Graham says:

    An interest in literature perhaps , like Dickins ?

  242. 242
    eels says:

    I am so heartily sick of the lot of them. From Blair and his desperate insecure neediness that led us into war. To Brown, well words fail me, via all the bit part bastards, Galloway, livingstone, huhne, the drunk scottish yob, harmen’ s porno renting spouse, and others sadly too numerous to mention. Surely, surely we can do better than this. These morons are ruining us,

  243. 243
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    Oh but it’s nice to clip those who are too ignorant or poor to comply with Regulation 2b on having to publish only the proven truth, and doing anything else may cost them their financial livelihoods. It’s lovely for the BBC to have a good old sofa sex chat – by which I mean if they can portray Nigel Evans as a possible rapist and a man-groper (think Senator Massa) then by the same token turn positively to formerly over-rampant Clegg and Co Messieurs-at-Large or even the Darlings of this world such as the Eagle sisters, Andy Burnham and that other sweet Labour frontbencher, the member for Exeter, or indeed turning to the words of wisdom coming from Miliband and Balls. As for Nigel we don’t do straight, sorry!

  244. 244
    Saffron says:

    Well this could trigger a by election but who knows we will have to see as to what developes.this news is not good news for the towrags.
    IMHO anything right now which exposes the Cons sexualy is bad news to that party is bad news.
    How in heavens’s name in this country have we got into a position in that we have to take into what a bunch of queers is telling us what we must do.
    I say support UKIP and tell these other tossers to feck off.

  245. 245
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    What a bummer for the Tories.

  246. 246
    Saffron says:


  247. 247
    superman says:

    Another posh boy fucking peoples lives up. Will we never learn? Tories are governed by selfish self interest only.

  248. 248
    liblabcon pest control says:

    Yes, you just need to look at them to see what a bunch of repulsive idiots they are but people don’t connect the dots and think about how the political parties in this country are organised/managed to select them.

    The conservative party –

  249. 249
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of jesus says:

    200thousand flowers to make 1kilo of saffron and observe the beauty

  250. 250
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    On the raid, I bet the police smashed his back door in proper hard..

  251. 251
    Virgil says:

    Did he feel a little Kweer then?

  252. 252
    CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

    Thanks. What a nice thing to say.

  253. 253
    Bazinga! says:

    Lord Tebbit was suggesting that the Tories need to adopt some UKIP policies.

    Le’ts get one thing straight right now. WE will NEVER EVER get a vote on leaving Europe. The political elite don’t want us to leave. Here are just a few ways they can spoil any vote.

    1. Don’t assume even if a Tory government got returned with a majority that they’d win a vote in the Commons. There are large numbers of Tories who’d not support a referendum and you can bet Liebore, the Limp Dims, the Celts would all vote against it.

    2. No doubt a clause would be inserted to suggest that the vote will only take place when ‘certain tests’ have been met. Remember how Labour used that to stop us joining (thank god) the Euro? They were meanlingless tests that Brown could say we’ve not met. Same goes for the vote on getting out of Europe.

    3. There will be a requirement to seek the permission of Scotland, Wales and NI Parliaments or that there must be a majority in all parts of the UK. So again that will never happen.

    I could go on, but there are hundreds of dodges the Tories can use to avoid ever having a vote.

    Only a mong would trust the Tories to actually hold a vote if they got a majority.

  254. 254
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Labrokes are offering odds, will Guido clean up again ?

    5 to 1 – melon
    4 to 1 – orange
    1 to 4 – banana
    1 to 100 – cucumber

  255. 255
    Anon...... says:

    Its been stated tonight the alleged offences took place at the

    Deputy Squickers constituency home near Pre*ston………does

    that mean the Tax Payers have been well & truly bug*gered paying

    for this lifestyle……… ?????

  256. 256
    Anonymous says:

    why is anyone suprised that a member of the political classes is accused of homosexual rape.every one knows that these people are for the most part,scum.

  257. 257
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of jesus says:

    before anybody gets the idea that I am inciting arson let me say that the house of commons should be burnt to the ground along with all the MPs and their cronies all of their functions can be allocated to a sinclair computer in a bed sit.

  258. 258
    loonies fruitcakes and closet racists says:

    It would certainly appear to be the case….

  259. 259
    mandy says:


  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    The victims are important in this, but I just cannot see Nigel doing this. I believe that politics now involves tarnishing the reputation of other mps from opposing parties, and with the current investigations into rape by celebrities, he has been targeted. Innocent until proven guilty.

  261. 261
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Maybe it was Chuka who spilt the beans ?

  262. 262
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Or even the establishment eh?

  263. 263
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  264. 264
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  265. 265
    A Kipper says:

    Snarf, snarf!

  266. 266
    What the flip? part n says:

    Should have stuck to sheep.


  267. 267
    Blowing Whistles says:

    OK – I don’t believe it – but when he does peg out – people across all the political divides will unite at the bastards demise. And wo betide all the f-wits from the mediiya world who sing his praises.

  268. 268
    Owen Jokes says:

  269. 269
    Tijuana Jack Dromey says:

    My name is Jack and I live in the back
    Of the Harriet Harman home
    My friends I still remember…
    Wherever they may roam
    My name is Jack
    and I had the Tijuana hack
    and I live in the back
    of the Harriet Harman home
    for rich socialist girls and girls, ta da da…

  270. 270
    What the flip? part n says:

    Don’t speaker with your mouth full, honourable member.

  271. 271
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Baaaaa baaaaaa baaaaa

  272. 272
    What the flip? part n says:

    Is it true the Torys have their own gay bar in Westminster? Must be quite popular, if true.

  273. 273
    The Night Nurse says:

    You poor child. Here, take your medicine. Things will be all right.

  274. 274
    David Come On says:

    Is it a coincidence that this story comes out just after the council elections. Were the police or CPS leaned on not to announce until now, would the political elite be inclined to such treachery?

  275. 275
    What the flip? part n says:

    …or bum?

  276. 276
    Blowing Whistles says:

    One for yeur Diaries – Will the Crown Court prosecution against Anthony Ramsden which was to have taken place last December at Bournemouth Crown Court then Jan 2013, then Feb 2013, then March 2013 and now supposedly in September 2013 – ever come to court OR are there too many political bodies / corruptions / frauds etc which make it one for kicking into the long grass ad infinitum?

  277. 277
    What the flip? part n says:

    Get the shitty stick out – keep away me you buggers.

  278. 278
    Harvey Proctor says:

    I think its absolutely bloody disgusting what these Tory MP’s get up to. It would never have happened in my day a respectable member of Parliament raping two young boys like that. That’s it I’m voting UKIP and I’m now going to the sauna.

  279. 279
    Cockney Cab Driver says:

    Possibly a correct aesthetic decision with regard to Glenys’s boat…

  280. 280
    What the flip? part n says:

    Good gawd! it’s Savile – I thought he was dead.

  281. 281
    What the flip? part n says:

    Reach arounds is all I have to say…

  282. 282
    Blowing Whistles says:

    btw don’t ask a Gannett Paper – they’re in “Partnership” with the local Council and the local Plod … They’re ALL IN IT TOGETHER what ho – Handycock!!! he’s chicken fodder compared to those lodgers down at Bournemouths Surf Reef Imax (out on expenses mobsters)?

  283. 283
    Some old political sap... says:

    Return to your constituencies and prepare for buggery! Bunnies can and will go to parliament…

  284. 284
    What the flip? part n says:

    Why do they always all live in cottages?

  285. 285
    Anonymous says:

    Nige inspired me and taught me a great deal – I find it astounding that some people can make such derogatory comments when they have not (I highly doubt,) spent any amount of time with Nige, which can be considered significant. These people should take the time to be, or at least to appear to be, more intelligent and think before they speak and may need to re-evaluate their approach to commenting on public sites; especially when they only know Nige as is ‘the Deputy Speaker’ rather than an individual.

  286. 286
    'Busty' Dave Cooper says:

  287. 287
    Alfred North Whitehead says:

    You’re not the sharpest blog commentator, are you? Never mind, unintentional sap humour is the best on a quick thread perusal…

  288. 288
    jimbooo says:

    Given the lefties call illegal immigration “undocumented americans” they will probably one day call rape “non-consenual intercourse”, insist that all rapists are freed from jail because we have to understand how hard their lives were… while at the same time claiming that conservatives are waging a “war on women”. The BBC will be on hand to help.

  289. 289
    What the flip? part n says:

    Why are all kids of corner shop keepers are warped? Puzzling, Captain, quite curious.

  290. 290
    What the flip? part n says:

    Might come to court in about ten years time, at the earliest.

  291. 291
    Anonymous says:

    Have you ever spent time with Nige on an personal level? Probably not – if not then why do you feel it appropriate to make such a derogatory comment?

  292. 292
    Natascha Von Stalingrad says:

    You’ve led a sheltered life, little chap, haven’t you?

  293. 293
    What the flip? part n says:

    Rather live next door to a lezzie than a gay lord, myself.

  294. 294
    What the flip? part n says:

    …behind the bicycle sheds, we could say.

  295. 295
    Natascha Von Stalingrad says:

    Dennis Skinner! Oh…………….

  296. 296
    Anusol saved my life says:

    I think I now know why the liblabcon-trick are so afraid of Nigel Farage…it’s because he’s a normal bloke who likes a pint…as apposed to being an arse bandit or pillow biter who doesn’t want anything to do with other chaps bums.

    We are being governed by a bunch of shirtlifters at the heart of Westminster.

  297. 297
    What the flip? part n says:

    So what’s it all about then? A spiteful ex-boyfriend? Hope the truth comes out if he is innocent of fudging without due care and attention.

  298. 298
    What is it about Westminster? says:

    There is something really rather unsavoury about the modern Conservatives. I prefered them when they were the ‘nasty party’.

  299. 299
    Those CND Women sure were Fugly says:

  300. 300
    Me Lord Kinnock of TroughingCymru says:

    You really have led a sheltered life, boyo…

  301. 301
    What the flip? part n says:

    They do say that 10% of the population is “alternative”, so that makes it there is 65 of them, by my mathematics.

  302. 302
    Ken Livingstone says:

    The Tory Party is riddled with bumders!

  303. 303
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    Don’t worry, my dear, your face is sufficient protection.

  304. 304
    The Country says:

    David Cameron,

    If you were a Chinese emperor I’d say you have lost the mandate of heaven.

    It is time you left office before. Do it now, with dignity. Don’t wait until you are driven out in a manner which you will never get over.

  305. 305
    What the flip? part n says:

  306. 306
    Experience says:

    ‘They’ are lying. The figure in the general population is closer to 2% than 10%.

  307. 307
    Mavis Schadenfreude says:

    If only you’d known that beforehand…

  308. 308
    No Prisoners says:

    He’s in Parliament. Even if not guilty of this crime, he’s still as guilty as sin.

  309. 309
    The Public says:

    You have led a truly disgusting one. You are a disgrace to this nation.

  310. 310
    Graeme Comparatively-Sensible says:

    I was going to vote UKIP, but you put me off.

  311. 311
    What the flip? part n says:

    You mean 8% are lying, don’t you, and 10% on top are borderline, you know, a bit bi?

  312. 312
    I says I says:

    Unfortunately it would appear to be closer to 65% than 65

  313. 313
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    It was mistaken identity, it was his distant cousin what did it…

  314. 314
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    Yes, I’m trying to persuade them to change it to LaFitte-Dupont-Farthingale.

  315. 315
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    And to repaint their cottages in pleasing pastel shades.

  316. 316
    What the flip? part n says:

    Seems that way at times – just make sure it us the toilet and lock it, if ever you visit the HoC – never the urinals.

  317. 317
    Joss Taskin says:

    Are we talking about Nigel Evans or Nigel Farage ?

  318. 318
    Down Shep says:

    BBC Trust says: In the past it was written into our charter that the three main political parties are due fair representation, however it has come to our attention that a body going by the name of UKIP has been misguidedly promoted by some members of the general public that should know better. Fatty Pang has installed CCTV in the toilets at broadcasting house.

  319. 319
    Eye-in-the-Sky says:

    But in fact you live on a landfill site, so your only neighbours are mutant pigeons.

  320. 320
    The working man says:

    Fucking dirty queer

  321. 321
    As If further proof was needed says:

    Read this one at The Boiling Frog. I suppose that this was not made more public in case it garnered more votes for UKIP – any other time the BBC would be screaming it out as a cameron U-turn.

  322. 322
    Cosgrave says:

    * dies of failure-to-laugh *

  323. 323
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Welcome to LibLabCon land

  324. 324
    Mrs Araminta Cosgrave says:

    You killed my son!

  325. 325
    Down Shep says:

    Gordon sold all our Saffron off.

  326. 326
    Public opinion says:

    Well said.

  327. 327
    What the flip? part n says:

    Bercow will be giving him a right mouthful next time he see’s him.

  328. 328
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    Gad, what wit. You remind me of Gore Vidal.

  329. 329
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    And your point is what numb nuts ?

  330. 330
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Smells fishy though doesn’t it..

  331. 331
    Anonymous says:

    fairly unintelligent comment there…

  332. 332
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    And Noël Coward.

  333. 333
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    And Oscar Wilde.

  334. 334
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    Having a threesome.

  335. 335
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    But an extremely witty one.

  336. 336
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    It doesn’t change the fact, that CaMoron is a liar does it…..

  337. 337
    What the flip? part n says:

    If you want intelligent comments you are in the wrong place. :)

  338. 338
    People-who-go-on-about-Harriet-Harman-are-just-so-goddamn-WELL-ADJUSTED says:

    If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in that song, we were going to set up a helpline for you, but I’m afraid we’re all too depressed now.

  339. 339
    Binkie Indiscriminate says:

    Ooh yes please! Shall we say 2.30pm?

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    your justification for that comment?

  341. 341
    Binkie Indiscriminate says:

    But please will you wear a latex mask, firmly glued in place so it doesn’t slide off at a passionate moment?

  342. 342
    Don't let the Westminster bullshitters get away with bullshit says:

    Police bail where a suspect is released without being charged but must return to the police station at a given time

    Under the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984, the police have power to release a person, who has not been charged, on bail. This is deemed to be a release on bail in accordance with sections 3, 3A, 5 and 5A of the Bail Act 1976.

  343. 343
    What the flip? part n says:

    Yes? …. search… ach no he hasn’t – don’t do that to me…

  344. 344
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:
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  345. 345
    McAlpine's Libel Brief says:

    Which one ? John or Sally ?

  346. 346
    That Nature is a Heraclitean fire says:

    What a shameful photograph. How wrong of them to be concerned about polio when they could be obsessed with the (alleged) mechanics of gay lovemaking, like all the twisted creeps on here!

  347. 347
    What the flip? part n says:

    The pink pound lives – if ever you set up a business around that part of society, you will be quids in. Have tons of spare cash available for things, well above average. You know, potted plants curtains bed cushions and trinkets for the house and things.

  348. 348
    HenryV says:

    Bicycle? Carbon neutral and g a y. No wonder the BBC aren’t covering it.

  349. 349
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Who the fcuk does he think he is, the language fcking police ?

  350. 350
    Casual Observer says:

    He looks spitting image of Jeremy Hunt in that center picture.

  351. 351
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Illegal trespassing ?

  352. 352
    It's a man's life in the regular Tories says:

  353. 353
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Drugs, and swimming pools.

  354. 354
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    There are, as you put it, “so many poofs in Parliament” because no one else possesses the elegance and panache to live up to Augustin Pugin’s and Sir Charles Barry’s Neo-Gothic masterpiece. Trust me, if Parliament were relocated to a sewage works in Luton it would soon be bursting with heterosexuals. No style, any of them.

  355. 355
    What the flip? part n says:

    You haven’t seen my face – ok, it might bit a bit frayed at the edges now, but I always had to get the shitty stick out all my life with such.

    You’re not trying to chat me up as well are you – get away, and no, don’t my arse, DON’T, and stop looking at it too, or I will set my mother on you, and you will not be wanting that, oh yes.

  356. 356
    Curious of Brighton says:

    So which Tory MPs are Tranvestites?

  357. 357
    The Grand Master says:

    I would comment on that but regrettably I’ve just had my throat slashed and my tongue cut out and buried on the foreshore somewhere.

  358. 358
    Sir Cuthbert Foot-Rott says:

    Sorry, filing cabinet’s full of dead Albanians for some reason.

  359. 359
    What the flip? part n says:

  360. 360
    EU Watch says:

    As filthy as this situation is, it is nothing compared to the vile practices which are played out over on the continent.

    Time to get out of EU and Europe: Perhaps send this retard to a Greek jail ? They could do with the money.

  361. 361
    A Vision In Lycra says:

    If you represent ‘normality’, darling, the sooner it goes in the bin the better.

  362. 362
    What the flip? part n says:


  363. 363
    The Duty Supervisor says:

    I’m afraid that according to this rota it’s going to be a pale, weedy telephone sanitiser who retired early due to nervous trouble.

  364. 364
    Anusol saved my life says:

    Yes, they prefer go-Nads!

  365. 365
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    Let’s hope they set fire to the rest of you.

  366. 366
    Universal Hiss says:

    All of them?

  367. 367
    What the flip? part n says:

    Live in the sticks, but there has been a couple of landfill sites in the area, and crows we get here mostly. Do you think I live in London with those pesky cooing flying rats about do you, shitting everywhere?

  368. 368
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’d say he’s got it about right.

  369. 369
    Chain-Smoking Herring says:

    You’ll be snarfing on the other side of your face when I release these “fishy” photos of yourself and the last Ernest Bevin MP, me old Kipper!

  370. 370
    Masonry Isn't Actually Interesting says:

    Oh God, don’t you ever stop?

  371. 371
    Jimmy says:

    As Wilde so very nearly said, to have one MP this parliament arrested for rape may be regarded as a misfortune, to have two looks like carelessness.

    They’ve clearly decided the answer to the Lemon Party is to retoxify.

  372. 372
    Even More Anonymous says:

    You’re just jealous because you live under a tarpaulin.

  373. 373
    What the flip? part n says:

    Furthermore, the pigeon population in London was at it’s lowest during WWII I have heard, for some reason. And now they complain about horsemeat?

  374. 374
    Rt. Hon Butch Cameron MP says:


  375. 375
    Unknown Smiling Woman says:

    Welcome to this week’s edition of Songs Of Praise.

  376. 376
    What the flip? part n says:

    lunchtime – since we’ll have an hour – not into ten minute quickies. Two mars bars for a shag, kingsized? And your pocket money too, of course.

  377. 377
    Vote Tory for (as yet undisclosed) good reasons says:

    Steady on, old boy, no need to get over-excited.

  378. 378
    What the flip? part n says:

    …and by the way, don’t tell that Picasso oil painting Gove whatever you do, or he’ll want to join in. Not into spit roasts myself, one on ones only please.

  379. 379
    Justin Welby says:

    “If a man; also lie will mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”
    Leviticus 20:13 KJV

    “Thou shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind.: it is an abomination.” Leviticus 18:22 KJV

  380. 380
    Anonymous says:

    But the fishy smell might arise from someone else’s malice, or delusion, or second thoughts. At this stage, we simply don’t know.

  381. 381
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Has Our Dave said he has every confidence in him yet?

  382. 382
    Andrew Bridgen MP says:

    I’m appalled

  383. 383
    What the flip? part n says:

    ooo, don’t get bitchy with us Daisy…

  384. 384
    Sir William Hamilton says:

    You didn’t really think my wife was a woman, did you?

  385. 385
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Yes but the same rules apply if mankind lieth with womankind to whom he is not married.

    And what if mankind lieth with womankind as though she was a man?

  386. 386
    What the flip? part n says:

    Who knows? The mind boggles what goes on around there.

  387. 387
    Suburban Paranoiac says:

    Yes, she is, and so is my sister-in-law. Just LOOK at these pictures!

  388. 388
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Grandad, tell us the story about the cast iron promise again…. Please…

  389. 389
    What the flip? part n says:

    What goes on behind close doors stays behind close doors – but you could always try asking their wives?

  390. 390
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    He will resign next week to concentrate on fighting the cancer of lies with the sword of truth eh ?

  391. 391
    What the flip? part n says:


  392. 392
    Slightly Confused says:

    Er, sorry, but would you mind giving us chapter and verse on that, “Neo Nuts” old fellow?

  393. 393
    Rueful but Wiser says:

    I wouldn’t recommend it.

  394. 394
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Prefer the smell of fresh Tories in the morning do you ?

  395. 395
    Stern Uranian says:

    Quite right. British public figures are NOT ALLOWED to be beautiful. Owen Jones has transgressed the unwritten law.

  396. 396
    Timmy Tin Foil says:

    One wonders if the allegations against Mr Evans are well-founded enough to result in conviction, or whether the case will fall at Becher’s Brook. But of course, at that point, you cannot get the genie back in the bottle (and no, I’m not implying anything with “bottle”; sometimes an expression is just an expression). It may be that Mr Evans, despite his “lofty” position, is a bit of a liability to certain people, and it may be that he knows certain things about certain of those or possibly other people, that, were he to reveal them now, simply look like spiteful recrimination. And it may be that what he knows and has heretofore kept schtum about is not nearly so lurid as these allegations, and may even seem small potatoes. So what you need to do is to make him out some sort of despoiler of young innocents, a cynical man with no morals whatever, whose taking-the-lid-off-corruption credentials are thus thereby tarnished. Now, there’s always the chance he actually IS such a person, and he actually DOES force himself on young vulnerable men. And there’s always the chance that, until now, he was more valuable to someone by being in the position where he is now, and he is now expendable for whatever reason, and now he really has no leverage, hence a “loss” is being cut now rather than later. But don’t you wonder why (a), it’s taken awhile to get the “duckies” in a row (sorry) and (b), he was allowed to rise as far as he had done, and remain where he was for that time, without perhaps a discreet word being put to him that he just might want to lower his profile a bit? Whose nerves is he getting on, to where they want him out NOW, once and for all– and why? His stances on certain issues are very interesting (see his Wikipedia entry– no, I’m not linking it.) This is the “Edwin Edwards” scenario, being played out here before our eyes:
    “The only way I can lose this election is: If I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl, or a live boy.”

  397. 397
    not the bbc says:

    It’s enough to make a chap vote UKIP.

  398. 398
    Clown says:

    I bet that’s not all he’s had in him.

  399. 399
    Blowing Whistles's Greatest Fan says:

    You’re right, of course. Wherever I go, all I hear is people complaining about gay marriage. Well, that and the shrieking of purple pterodactyls. More medication, please!

  400. 400
    Fruit Cake No67 says:

    Indeed, but what makes me really laugh is that the out of touch tossers in the HoC will all be there scratching their collective heads wondering why people do.

  401. 401
    A winning formula says:

    Yus, that’s what the British electors want!

  402. 402
    not the bbc says:

    The 10% came from a study at an ivy league American university in the 60s and it was long ago shown to be faulty.

    The modern figure is 2%. Though at the BBC it’s probably closer to 99%.

  403. 403
    Closet Wacist says:

    Nice work if you can get it.

  404. 404
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    It still smells fishy though doesn’t it…

  405. 405
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Not nearly as much as I do!

  406. 406
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Terracing…. (as in the bar)

  407. 407
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Surely breaking and entering…

  408. 408
    Kindly Cuthbert says:

    Darling, self-hatred is meant to go inwards, not outwards.

  409. 409
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    I both do, and do not, agree with Neo.

  410. 410
    What the flip? part n says:

    Was the Ivy League Uni in Frisco, perchance, that is if they have got one?

  411. 411
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    He makes Ken Barlow look like an angel.

  412. 412
    What the flip? part n says:

  413. 413
    Lobotomised Twerp says:

    Har har har. Your so funnee. Hav sex wiv me. (P.S. Wot is sex.)

  414. 414
    Blowing Bubbles says:

    You don’t mean Robert Kilroy Silk is coming back????

  415. 415
    Trigger says:

    Not oft I read the Mirror, but glad too see it still has a sense of fun.

    >He was freed last night after about 12 hours and was driven away through the police station’s rear entrance.

  416. 416
    John Bellingham says:

    Owen Jones offered his all to Theo Pahitis live on Channel 4 last week in a sickening display of rent-boyishness and seemed to have been turned down. So he is probably a bit miffed that he has to operate manually.

  417. 417
    Looming Unshaven Leather-Clad Man-Mountain says:

    Hello. [uttered in a menacing growl]

  418. 418
    Magic Mirror says:

    Well, if it comes to that, let’s not inquire too closely into what the bloody Public gets up to.

  419. 419
    Oh, please says:

    The Death of British Humour proceeds apace.

  420. 420
    Wife Of Tory MP says:

    There’s nothing wrong with my husband that me being hit by a meteorite wouldn’t put right!

  421. 421
  422. 422
    Anonymous says:

    I refer the Honourable Member to the answer I gave earlier.

  423. 423

    He was freed last night after about 12 hours and was driven away through the police station’s rear entrance Mirror


  424. 424

    He was freed last night after about 12 hours and was drіven away through the police station’s rear entrance Mirror


  425. 425
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Nonsense. Neo is right!

  426. 426
    Trigger says:

    I giggled at same, although my comment is still held for moderation and a spot of bondage.. Serve me right for mentioning the ‘Mirror’………….

  427. 427
    Sebastian Melmoth says:

    Westminster, dear boy, is “Krawling with Kw eers” (as you put it) because male homosexuals are natural aristocrats and thus the rightful rulers of every nation. Observe the grace, the distinction, the aplomb with which the Palace of Westminster conducts itself. You wouldn’t get that with a mob of running-to-fat breeders with three kids each and the wife up the duff again and the mistress making malicious phone calls!

  428. 428

    One wonders if Evans had also been drіnkіng? ;-)

    U+0456: Cyrillic Small Letter Byelorussian-Ukranian I

  429. 429
    Trigger says:

    пропади ты пропадом

  430. 430
    Trigger says:

    >through the police station’s rear entrance Mirror

    That’s quite a trick though..

  431. 431
    Cliff Maxord says:

    Anyone else remember the hatchet job Max Clifford did on the Hamiltons and then the witness remembered miswitnessing the incident which never took place?

  432. 432

    Это довольно кейнсианской было сказать такое короткое слово?

    You can get to the bottom of it here:

  433. 433

    Lol @ 3:08 am

    He must be feeling shattered after yesterday.

  434. 434
    Cliff Maxord says:

    So they will love hating the Tory bummer?
    Or will they hate loving him?

  435. 435
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    But not as right as Neo is!

  436. 436
    Cliff Maxord says:

    Good question. Parliament before last has interesting numbers as regards those who could not get a credit card due to their ->refusal<- to pay back borrowings on previously issued cards. Explains why so many do not know the difference between a deficit and debt?

  437. 437
    Trigger says:

    ຂໍຂອບໃຈ, ແຕ່ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຂ້າມລາຍລະອຽດ finer ໄດ້.

  438. 438
    Dr Faustus says:

    King James didn’t mind a bit of bottomly love – by all accounts.

  439. 439

    Δεν υπάρχει κανένας

  440. 440
    strapon says:

    … and womankind can lie with womankind, as long as they are both dead fit. And upload it onto Youtube.

  441. 441
    Dr Faustus says:

    That goes without saying. I believe there is an EU grant available to by the appropriate lubes.

  442. 442
    Trigger says:


  443. 443
    Trigger says:

    Noson Mr Cat, yn gwerthfawrogi eich sylwadau …

  444. 444

    Ti tamén.

    boa noite

  445. 445
    Bruno says:

    Nigel is straight

  446. 446
    sleepyhead says:

    so, another tory arrested for abusing others cos he feels entitled – what is it about tory boys and ‘power’ – the power only they think they are entitled to????

  447. 447
    sleepyhead says:

    isn’t it funny – the DT has a headline “Why did voters turn to Ukip in parts of true blue Lincolnshire?2 – as if they think tories are clever!!!

    tories are about as stupid and incoherent as monkeys in a zoo except they’re not as bright – idiots, shysters and crude bigots the lot of them

  448. 448
    Ben Dover says:

    My back passage is blocked

  449. 449
    Anonymous says:


    whaaarrrrt now….?

  450. 450
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    anon part n

  451. 451
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

  452. 452
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Pwy sy’n gallu cymreag fan hyn te? Dere man, gweud? You English should learn to speak welsh, since most of you are originally welsh after all. Boudicca rules the waves on the back of an old English penny, and all that,

    Pic if you don’t believe me, you little kiddies,

  453. 453
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Going down these comments is sending me crosseyed, over four hundred of the buggers, but I haven’t helped tonight, I s’pose. I must have posted about 10% of them.

  454. 454
    Shuka Nuther says:

    Do you have to be a poo plumber to be an MP? I bet Chuka Umunna could provide a comprehensive answer.

  455. 455
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Seems to help, it seems, We need more Captain Kirks that checks the ladies plumbing out I think, a total knicker bothering disgraces, to even it up a bit. Any suggestions?

  456. 456
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    And a nympho on the ladies side too, of course, several of them – more the merrier.

  457. 457
    Prisk's COCKney says:

    Aristotle, bottle, bottle and glass, arse

  458. 458
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Get hold of Jack, he will teach members of the HoC a thing or two, for free,

  459. 459
    Thieves, perverts and meglomaniacs says:

    Blackmailable people are easily led, to do things that they would not normally entertain.

  460. 460
    Curly says:

    … a sewage works bursting …

    Yup that describes our Parliament (and the EU) perfectly.

  461. 461
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    plenty of subliminal messages in that clip of Jack’s, but no doubt I have lost the frigids in our life, as you do. Sex is the mk 1 motivation for all, according to freud, that is.

  462. 462
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Absolute knees of mother brown for the gingers in our life.

  463. 463
    Curly says:

    Try Parkerstann. They don’t – and they love kiddly fidders and puffed wheat..

  464. 464
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    down at the old bull and bush…

    tara rar ra ra rah

  465. 465
    Curly says:

    .. and they are currently all on the “spin” cycle.

  466. 466
    A Sea Creature says:

    It’s all COD’s wallop; he is clearly FLOUNDERing.

  467. 467
    Dryrotter says:

    .. and there is also another Margaret who falls into that category. What is it about the name Margaret that seems to pervade all?

  468. 468
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    like all this old shit, I do,

  469. 469
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    disgusting song, ey? Or is it just me… no need to answer that…

  470. 470
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Never could understand what is the fascination with plastic dongs with such ladies, double ended or not.

    or whaaarrrt now?

  471. 471
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    There were loads of perverts I Court. Whether there still is, I couldn’t possibly say…

  472. 472
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Then there is the classic from same about his dad,

    Dafydd is still awaiting his knighthood, Lizzy…

  473. 473
    Animal lover says:

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy wasn’t fuzzy. wuzzy?

  474. 474
    New Kips on the block says:

    Just in time to sell his assets to his wife.

  475. 475
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Just tell the Daily Wail when you get rid of the shit stuffer tory ladies, then give me a shout ladies.

  476. 476
    New Kips on the block says:

    Another public sector Liblabcon pervert exposed. What is it with Liblabcon and the public sector?

  477. 477
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    mmmm, Mrs Fulford, mmmm…

  478. 478
    New Kips on the block says:

    What is it about Liblabcon and the public sector? And dumbass socialists want these creeps to nationalise and run our industries. They really are as thick as pig-shit.

  479. 479
    M6 passing thru says:

    Heard that in Liverpool last week in the local greasy spoon. The waitperson went by with a plate of egg and chips yelling “Whose is disorder”.

  480. 480
    New Kips on the block says:

    So what is it about Liblabcon and the public sector?

    And dumbass socialists want these creeps to nationalise and run our industries?

    They really are as thick as pig-shit.

  481. 481
    M6 passing thru says:

    Nigel’s Revolutionary Army?

  482. 482
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    ..on Brighton beach…

  483. 483
    A Wrist O'Crat says:

    Did they all have male night nurses instead of buxom, wilful 23 year old “goers”?

  484. 484
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Before 1967, tory MPs used to run around scared – quite ironic that it was the Labour Party that repealed it for the arse bandits.

  485. 485
    A Wrist O'Crat says:

    Yes, but the bloody public don’t rule our lives on a daily and continuous basis.

  486. 486
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    There was a man from Leeds,
    who liked the taste of seeds.
    Salty, bally, stonky,
    he did, say plonky,
    but then media got the feeds.

  487. 487
    Singalong a Max says:

    Funny little fellow
    Wears his sister’s clothes
    and though we’re not quite sure of it
    We think he’s one of ‘those’

  488. 488
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    ..and no, it wasn’t Eric Pickles, nor Jimmy Savile – it is for youto find out…

  489. 489
    Singalong a Max says:

    Yes – it’s called “The Back Bench”…

  490. 490
    New Kips on the block says:

    “Evans was born on 10 November 1957 in Swansea. He was educated locally at the Dynevor School, and at Swansea University, where he was awarded a Bachelor of Arts degree in politics in 1979″.

    He obviously want the only gay in the village, look-you.

  491. 491
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    There is always that guest house in Barnes, south of the Thames, too.

  492. 492
    Liberal and tolerant Millwall bear pit fans says:

    He’s short,
    He’s queer,
    He takes up the rear,
    James I, James I

    As song at Ye Old Den.

  493. 493
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    HEY! we have loads of gays down here you know! We don’t like to feel left out of things, as long as they leave me alone,


  494. 494
    Singalong a Max says:

    But where did he install the screens?

  495. 495
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    We’ll all turn commie eventually, mark my words, into a true honest and goodness meritocracy,

  496. 496
    New Kips on the block says:

    Err he is not another posh boy. He is Welsh and went to a secondary school in Swansea (same school as Rowan Williams) followed by Swansea University.

    Another Liblabcon example of why we should not allow these creeps in the public sector to nationalise and run important industries, like water, gas, electric, telecoms, etc, isn’t it?

  497. 497
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Since it is a bank holiday weekend, and since some will have some time to spare, if you can drag yourselves away from all sorts of snooker, thought it would might amuse to post the full tv movie from 1980.

  498. 498
    Divario il Grande says:

    Wasn’t he was the one who parted the cheeks with a wave of his mighty sceptre ?

  499. 499
    Ian Dunghole Smut says:

    They didn’t like it up em.

  500. 500
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    No means no.

  501. 501
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

  502. 502
    Joe Bazalgette says:

    They don’t make ‘em like I used to.

  503. 503
    Gordon Brown says:

    I like a big fat juicy crappie.

  504. 504
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Since it is us Workers May Day Bank holiday weekend, thought I’d post,

  505. 505
    Chuka says:

    … a sewage works bursting …


    Not on my watch, puleeze !

  506. 506
    Chuka says:

    That’s right, carry on hearing only what you want to hear.

  507. 507
    Future says:


    Nigel Farage MP.

    Plan set in motion.

    Farage crosses floor to join Tories.

    Leadership challenge.

    Prime Minister Nigel Farage.

    UKIP subsumed into new Farage-led Tory party.

    General election.

    Tory landslide.

    Ed Miliband resigns.

    Ed Balls elected Labour leader.

  508. 508
    Mephisto Trelawney says:

    They merely elect a Parliament in their own image.

  509. 509
    Mick Hessletine says:

    Systems are in situ to maintain current political position, Ukip will be humiliatated before 2015 so we will still control the plebs.

    neat you plebs might say.

    Got you again, please try something a little bit more next time, you morons.

  510. 510
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Keir Dullea does look like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory here, doesn’t he?

  511. 511
    Chuka says:

    Gordon, everything turns up its nose at you.

  512. 512
    vino in Veritas says:

    I told you you’d been shafted.

  513. 513
    dunderhead says:

    moreover tories squirt a constant stream of toxic effluvium from every orifice and are naked worshippers of satan’s penile frenulum!!!

    plus you can always tell a tory by the thousands of vile-smelling croaking incontinent winged poison-fanged vampire rats perpetually swirling around his/her head – that’s if he/she has a head, which most tories don’t, due to being stupid

  514. 514
    Hells Rotarians says:

    The Rise of the Geriatrics

  515. 515
    No such thing as society says:

    UKIP are the party of clowns and closet racists and the Tories are the party for arse bandits and about hobsons choice for the right wingers.

  516. 516
    Anonymous says:

    Very much doubt those involved in politics and parliament are representative of the population as a whole.

    Politics seems to be a magnet for gays, sociopaths, petty thieves, compulsive liars and fraudsters.

  517. 517
    Gordon Brown says:

    That’s why I support the “leadership” of “Ed” Milivomit, the alleged human being.

  518. 518
    Chilli Bom-Bom says:

    Funny! Looks like a poof! (Graham Chapman as Biggles. Monty Python. 1969 or so)

  519. 519
    Now will you believe me ? Cameron is a placeman intent on destroying the UK and the Conservatives says:

    Translation of part of the original publication :
    Question. In case of a victory of itself in the referendum that will organize on the output of the EU , would you be willing to leave the Union?

    Answer [DC]. I would not. What I would like is to get a reform of the European Union. That is the meaning of my speech. The EU is ripe for reform suffer. We are in a global race in which we compete with countries like China, India, Indonesia, Malaysia. It needed a more open, more competitive, more flexible. That is our goal.

    In my opinion, there are reforms that can be made. Some have already been undertaken. For the first time since the founding of the EU, we have a European Commission has pledged to withdraw proposals, promote deregulation, favor the reduction of business costs, especially SMEs. And for the first time in the history of Europe, the EU budget will decrease rather than increase.

    Q. Do you want to stay in the EU despite the Conservative Party and the British public are in favor of the opposite?

    A. The best solution for Britain is to stay in a reformed EU. But be aware that support for our accession to the EU and the changes it has undergone the latter is scarce. Politicians worthy of the name should recognize this and not hide problems.
    Original here :


    Anyone who thinks Cameron would ever give this country an in/out referendum on the EU needs their head examined.

  520. 520
    Agent Orange says:

    Accounts ? The EU doesn’t believe in accounts.
    I should know.

  521. 521
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    I shan’t be reading the Sun today. I wonder if the Nige allegations aren’t lurid enough for them. I’m sure the majority of their readers are health heteros.

  522. 522
    Anne D Burnbum says:

    They’re all at it.Have a gander at “labour25″on google.x

  523. 523
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Or join the Freemasons. Boaz.

  524. 524
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    And M*ggie’s resurrected from the grave.

    Dream on!

  525. 525
    Agent Orange says:

    Ed Balls elected Labour leader.
    What do you think the Labour party is ? Some sort of democratic organisation ?

  526. 526
    Say Tata to British Steel says:

    He who smelt it …..

  527. 527
    MB. says:

    Oh dear, and Beyonce has been so successful until now.

    ‘Gordon Brown gets a gig – with Beyonce: former PM will appear onstage at charity concert’

  528. 528
    I pefer to sit next to Jimmy Savile than Stuart Hall because he is dead says:

    Yes indeed sir.

    As a man “of a certain age” myself there is of course nothing wrong with me going out with a woman of say 25 and even enjoying consensual sex with her.

    The only thing is I am not a legislator in the House of Commmons and do not seek extra revenue trying to referee a supposed debating Chamber.

    This story is not just about sexuality. it is about power and influence and the ability to take advantage of others.

    That it should be happening within the top echelons is the real issue.

  529. 529
    On the beach,sunglasses in the car says:

    Lancashire Constabulary is the finest Police Force in the world.

    Well done lads!

  530. 530
    Pearl Neclesse says:

    What about the alledged gay raping by a partially sighted, ex PM?

  531. 531
  532. 532
    Pearl Neclesse says:

    Like your ickle botty hole after twatson mistook ky with fiery jack?

  533. 533
    The Countess of Wythenshawe says:

    But this scandal is not about little children.

    It is about having sex (which may or may not have been consensual) with men barely half your age.

    This is the real issue.

    It brings into question things like judgment and morality.

    I believe also Evans was garnering support to be the next Speaker.

  534. 534
    I'm Right! says:

    odour odour from the order order party

  535. 535
    erick says:

    what? by shagging young men – he’s a tory, suppose so!

  536. 536
    Labour is off its ED says:

    I blame FAtty Watson, nonce finder general. This story absolutely reeks of his slimey smearing!

  537. 537
    The LabLibCon are ALL degenerate traitors says:

    Harvey, what’s your take on these perverts?

  538. 538
    Baroness Walsall says:

    How much longer do you think the British people are going to tolerate this?

    The honourable thing to do is call a General Election now.

  539. 539
    Basil Jopling says:

    Tory women are no better.

    Just look at what Edwina Currie was up to.

    And I have not even mentioned Nadine.

  540. 540
    A politician bought me a candyfloss says:

    Someone is going to leaks a few juicy sex scandals to the Press To help Dave and the House of Eton.

  541. 541
    Now then...... says:

    Gay Star News reports the presence of a member of the Ethiopian Inter-Religious Council Against Homosexuality (EICAH), who apparently told participants homosexuality “is a result of inappropriate upbringing, identity crisis and moral decay.”

    It adds: “At the conclusion of the workshop, the EICAH representative stated that the council is ‘making progress’ in convincing the government to be stricter on homosexuality and introduce the death penalty to punish ‘such acts’.”

  542. 542
    P C Plod says:

    Was Saffron the name of the dog?

  543. 543
    albacore says:

    Seems we’ve reached the stage where the M Ps discussed
    Evoke nowt at all except total disgust
    Where are the great orators and inspirers?
    LibLabCon bums are their own sole admirers

  544. 544
    One Term Dave says:

    So what’s the problem with a little bumfun? Surely you can sow a few wild oats when you’re young. I’m sure that one day he’ll meet a nice man and settle down.

  545. 545
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Its time for Nadine to defect to UKIP

  546. 546
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    I see where black is whit and white is black, say no more

  547. 547
    Fuqqqq em says:

    Same as Hall?

  548. 548
    Margaret Moron says:

    Hear hear!

  549. 549
    Meanwhile...apparently we are all borrowing to buy food says:

    This smells like bollocks.

    I paid for food last month with a credit card – but that doesn’t mean I had to borrow. It was just the first card that came out of the wallet. Any would have done.

  550. 550
    Village Idiot says:

    I know what you are saying and completely agree.. It was the “Zeitgeist” and
    the mood of that insane era….

  551. 551
    Owen Jones says:

    Watching Nigel Farage sparking up ciggies everytime he hits daylight and actually swilling pints makes him look human in plasticworld.

  552. 552
    The LabLibCon are ALL degenerate traitors says:

    What like David Campbell Bannerman, you mean?

  553. 553
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s hope the police get to the bottom it.

  554. 554
    the great british public says:

    well – bugger me!

  555. 555
    Anonymous says:

    If she wants the whip I would gladly oblige.

  556. 556
    The LabLibCon are ALL degenerate traitors says:

    Err, r*pe Is lovemaking in your sick mind?

  557. 557
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    The Conservatives are a bunch of bigots, cranks and closet gay rapists, mostly.

  558. 558
    nellnewman says:

    tonybliar’s 60th birthday tomorrow. Well I suppose he’s got enough money now to be able to afford a decent celebration. Just hope nobody mentions the I r a q W a r to spoil his day – then again…

  559. 559
    a non says:

    Concensual / non concensual?
    Will be interesting to eventually learn whether drink or drugs are involved in the allegations since 55year old Evans is no extreme physical specimen himself, standing barely a few inches taller than our pygmy speaker.
    You are correct that a child / children are not involved yet question the r@pe allegation against young male adults in their physical prime.
    Impaired judgment and or lowered inhibitions effects both sides in many an assault / r@pe situation for those making an accusation or using it as an excuse, [neither of which I condone irrespective of the sexes involved in cases of this kind ]

  560. 560
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Just the jobbie for Nige, ooops it is a safe con seat, not very likely

  561. 561
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    For heavens sake they were young men NOT kiddie winkies, unless there were others involved

  562. 562
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    His inner circle must be shitting themselves.

  563. 563
    The LabLibCon are ALL degenerate traitors says:

    Did these slimeballs go to Barnes too?

    Do tell!

  564. 564
    Convict Huhne says:


  565. 565
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Competitors aim for prize knob. Unfortunate layout on BBC website.

  566. 566
    The tit in no. 10 (but not for much longer) says:

    Looks like someone at the Sun doesn’t like David Davis :

  567. 567
    uskip says:

    Deputy Rapist.

  568. 568
    Fuqqqq em says:

    Has he resigned as deputy speaker yet?

  569. 569
    The LabLibCon are ALL degenerate traitors says:

    The rumour is the Kinnock’s are worth around £12 million nell.

    Of course their combined salaries over their entire careers would not have been £2 million.

    Where the rest came from, who knows? What we can be sure of though, is the corrupted police will not be looking into it, or any other Labour politicians un-earned fortunes either.

  570. 570
    Anonymous says:

    I’d rather be a clown than a gay rapist!

    Seems a little strange that this arrest is made just after the council elections – the Tory smear campaign would have come off its rails if this arrest had been made a week earlier.

  571. 571
    Winnie says:

    I stopped getting on your column years ago.

  572. 572
    Harriet Woofer says:

    I’m sure it’ll be tweeted when he does.

  573. 573
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    O/T, but Torygraph reporting on civitas report that EU costs Britain £32bn pa. Pity they didn’t report that last week….

    Meanwhile, a new study has found that membership of the EU now costs Britain at least £32 billion a year, a figure certain to be seized on by backbench Conservatives. The report by the think tank Civitas also says that UK businesses could benefit “enormously” from being outside the EU as it would leave the Government free to develop better free-trade agreements with other countries.
    As well as the £5.6 billion cost of the Common Agricultural Policy and a £6.8 billion contribution to the EU’s budget, the annual bill for Brussels-based legislation on British companies is judged to be £19 billion.

  574. 574
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  575. 575
    Fog says:

    David Davis voted against boundary changes, even though the changes would make elections fairer. He would have lost his constituency. Self interest.

  576. 576
    Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Do we know if the victims were Young Conservatives ?

  577. 577
    Crikey says:

    Yes, we can be like Ethiopia and Uganda if we follow their example and really try. Who wants us to be like decaying countries such as Canada, Sweden and Denmark?

  578. 578
    Trappist Drunk of Useless Loop says:

    Arse-banditry for sure

  579. 579
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    I prefer a nice straight Cable, well laid and liberally padded, dreamy.

  580. 580
    Vote Tory for (as yet undisclosed) expenses claims says:

    He’s not.

  581. 581
    Malmo Mayhem says:

    By importing lots of people from places like Ethiopia and Uganda (not to mention P@kistan, Nigeria, Somalia) counties like Canada, Sweden and Denmark will inevitably decay.

    The dumb supporters of mindless mass immigration are really building their own gallows.

  582. 582
    Fruitcake loony racist says:

    Or his conviction for cottaging in a public toilet for which he was fined £500.

  583. 583
    Hove ExPat, now in Epsom says:

    This is alledged to have taken place in “his” cottage, not a “cottage”. Big difference.

  584. 584
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Do you mind?

  585. 585
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Mrs. T saved this country.

    For some reason only known to leftards, that is forgotten.

    Perhaps they would have preferred a perpetual ‘winter of discontent’ to have lasted from 1978 until today?

  586. 586
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Do you suffer from selective amnesia to neo?

    Care to comment?

  587. 587
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    UKIP freaks?

    What like these?

  588. 588
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Was Huhne charged with that?

    Dearie me and there was me thinking it was perverting the course of justice.

  589. 589
    Old Nick says:

    And those nice policemen are so beyond reproach………now let me see, ah plebgate, one of my favourites…..

  590. 590
    Anonymous says:

    I have actually seen him fall over pissed.

  591. 591
    sixupman says:

    Do I smell ‘set-up’ here?

  592. 592
    Charles Lynton says:

    OK, I’ll come quietly.


    Fancy a quickie later at my place ?

  593. 593
    Lord Sasserides says:

    Nigel Evans is not a member of the Public.

  594. 594
    Hate Labour says:

    The only way I would vote for Farage.

  595. 595
    Rob says:

    or plod, not yet sufficiently re-educated by Hacked Off , or forced into seeking extra remuneration by the evil Tory cuts

  596. 596
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Hatchet job – was written of here a week or two ago. It will not be buried. “It has great significnce now” in respect of all that clifford has known of but has remained silent on. In effect he has covered up many frauds and criminal acts for many others.

  597. 597
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Your so called Faith Hope and Charity ‘front’ (look what we do ‘publicly’!) pales you all into a contradiction when you practice blood curdling Oaths of evil revenge.

    Preaching to be Godly and caring but practicing Evil oaths of revenge – shows exactly what a bunch of ignorant tossers all masons are.

  598. 598
    Blowing Whistles says:

    ‘Annoyed sufficiently’ are we – you prissy pitiful militant homo pussy – di dums!

  599. 599
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Fuck off back to your ‘hot air’ stories ‘n Myths ‘n Fables about Climate Change and windmills – you glove puppet.

  600. 600
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I refer to all of my previous comments about this time last year against the dirty flaunting of homo trash in the streets at their pride marches. If so many of them [males] want to dress up in womens frilly knickers and suspenders – keep it for your “Private do’s” and off of the fucking streets – where normal people are disgusted at your perversions.

  601. 601
    Pearl Neclesse says:

    Your watches are big enough to stop the flow of putrid turds and jam rags, chuka!

  602. 602
    Blowing Whistles says:

    On reflection – Perhaps Blair stroked his organ for him?

  603. 603
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ah yes The ‘Miranda’ story – which of course all of the press [in the knowback then and even now] circles knew about at the time … but which they for some or other reason ‘failed to inform the public of’ as was their duty – being a free press that is?

    Wasn’t Blair Murdochs puppet after all; and who’s been pulling Murdoch’s strings?

  604. 604
    Petit Englander n'est-ce pas says:

    It’s a good point but it’s a lot of effort for no appreciable gain.

    It doesn’t help that English people are not even taught the grammar of their own language, let alone anyone else’s.

  605. 605
    Petit Englander n'est-ce pas says:

    What is it about Labour governments and invading moslem countries? And colluding with the CIA in kidnap and torture?

  606. 606
    Petit Englander n'est-ce pas says:

    Mr Farage is too cool to be a tory.

  607. 607
    Petit Englander n'est-ce pas says:


    Let’s invade a moslem country

    and collude in torture and rendition with the CIA

    that would be so fucking moral, yah?

  608. 608
    Saint NGreavsie says:

    It’s fucking ironic isn’t it? And they, just like stoopido who you replied to, are too thick to even see the danger.

  609. 609
    WEKIP says:

    I have actually seen a Labour government lie to take Britain to a pointless war resulting in the deaths of a hundred thousand people.

    And then they went and invaded Afghanistan, resulting in a war we are still fighting to this day.

  610. 610
    Anonymous says:

    Far from…

  611. 611
    Chilli Bom-Bom says:

    Dey do doe don’t dey?

  612. 612
    They hate her because she won says:

    They are all as bad as each other.

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