May 4th, 2013

Tory MP Nigel Evans Arrested on Suspicion of Rape


612 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    self-loathing tosser.

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    • 41
      Anusol saved my life says:

      Is it a prerequisite to be a sexual deviant to become a member of parliament?

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      • 60
        But says:

        A liberal member of parliament….

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        • 245
          Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

          What a bummer for the Tories.

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          • What the flip? part n says:

            Should have stuck to sheep.

            WHAARRRTT?

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          • Ken Livingstone says:

            The Tory Party is riddled with bumders!

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          • New Kips on the block says:

            “Evans was born on 10 November 1957 in Swansea. He was educated locally at the Dynevor School, and at Swansea University, where he was awarded a Bachelor of Arts degree in politics in 1979″.

            He obviously want the only gay in the village, look-you.

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          • username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

            HEY! we have loads of gays down here you know! We don’t like to feel left out of things, as long as they leave me alone,

            ENSHULDEGUNG???

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          • They hate her because she won says:

            They are all as bad as each other.

            http://labour25.com/

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        • 518
          Chilli Bom-Bom says:

          Funny! Looks like a poof! (Graham Chapman as Biggles. Monty Python. 1969 or so)

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      • 82
        A Nod's As Good As A Wink,The Blind Man says:

        Those who need to ask, don’t know.
        Those who know, don’t need to ask.
        This was an instance where someone needed to know, but didn’t ask.
        This was an instance where we would hope he knew he needed to ask.

        ‘Nuff said, Ducky.

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        • 107
          Morgan's Organ says:

          Surely the Mother of all Parliaments can’t be the Father of all Fiddlers

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          • What the flip? part n says:

            Why do they always all live in cottages?

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          • Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

            The Conservatives are a bunch of bigots, cranks and closet gay rapists, mostly.

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      • 175
        TotallyPissedOff says:

        They are all a bunch of fucking freaks.

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        • 274
          David Come On says:

          Is it a coincidence that this story comes out just after the council elections. Were the police or CPS leaned on not to announce until now, would the political elite be inclined to such treachery?

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        • 277
          What the flip? part n says:

          Get the shitty stick out – keep away me you buggers.

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          • Sebastian Melmoth says:

            Don’t worry, my dear, your face is sufficient protection.

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          • What the flip? part n says:

            You haven’t seen my face – ok, it might bit a bit frayed at the edges now, but I always had to get the shitty stick out all my life with such.

            You’re not trying to chat me up as well are you – get away, and no, don’t my arse, DON’T, and stop looking at it too, or I will set my mother on you, and you will not be wanting that, oh yes.

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          • Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

            Do we know if the victims were Young Conservatives ?

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      • 241
        Graham says:

        An interest in literature perhaps , like Dickins ?

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      • 258
        loonies fruitcakes and closet racists says:

        It would certainly appear to be the case…. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/04/article-2319485-199F9F79000005DC-599_634x942.jpg

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    • 42
      Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

      I just don’t understand it.

      Its all so arse about face.

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    • 79
      Where is Max Clifford When You Need Him? says:

      Why?

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      • 278
        Harvey Proctor says:

        I think its absolutely bloody disgusting what these Tory MP’s get up to. It would never have happened in my day a respectable member of Parliament raping two young boys like that. That’s it I’m voting UKIP and I’m now going to the sauna.

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    • 291
      Anonymous says:

      Have you ever spent time with Nige on an personal level? Probably not – if not then why do you feel it appropriate to make such a derogatory comment?

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      • 573
        Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

        O/T, but Torygraph reporting on civitas report that EU costs Britain £32bn pa. Pity they didn’t report that last week….

        Meanwhile, a new study has found that membership of the EU now costs Britain at least £32 billion a year, a figure certain to be seized on by backbench Conservatives. The report by the think tank Civitas also says that UK businesses could benefit “enormously” from being outside the EU as it would leave the Government free to develop better free-trade agreements with other countries.
        As well as the £5.6 billion cost of the Common Agricultural Policy and a £6.8 billion contribution to the EU’s budget, the annual bill for Brussels-based legislation on British companies is judged to be £19 billion.

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10037888/Twenty-Tory-MPs-demand-Europe-referendum-bill.html

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    • 567
      uskip says:

      Deputy Rapist.

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      • 570
        Anonymous says:

        I’d rather be a clown than a gay rapist!

        Seems a little strange that this arrest is made just after the council elections – the Tory smear campaign would have come off its rails if this arrest had been made a week earlier.

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    • 578
      Trappist Drunk of Useless Loop says:

      Arse-banditry for sure

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  2. 2
    Mags Moron says:

    Careful. Be very careful.

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    • 68
      Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

      It just doesn’t smell right, does it ?

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      • 81
        Where is Max Clifford When You Need Him? says:

        The timing is remarkable

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        • 201
          Mark Oaten says:

          It doesn’t smell right at all but that doesn’t make it wrong.

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        • 212
          Anonymous says:

          It certainly is.

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        • 431
          Cliff Maxord says:

          Anyone else remember the hatchet job Max Clifford did on the Hamiltons and then the witness remembered miswitnessing the incident which never took place?

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            The Hatchet job – was written of here a week or two ago. It will not be buried. “It has great significnce now” in respect of all that clifford has known of but has remained silent on. In effect he has covered up many frauds and criminal acts for many others.

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      • 240
        Selohesra says:

        Best to wash it thoroughly after its been up the arse

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  3. 3
    Got a badger for a head says:

    First one to defect to UKIP

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  4. 4
    Exiled Brit in Low Tax Switzerland says:

    What a shame this headline didn’t come in on Wednesday night.

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    • 29
      Rinka Scott says:

      My advice to him would be to get a very good lawyer.

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      • 73
        Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

        But the BBC sponsored pantomime at HMP Wandsworth will be a sell out this year, I reckon Nigel Evans should play the evil queen ?

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      • 290
        What the flip? part n says:

        Might come to court in about ten years time, at the earliest.

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        • 390
          Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

          He will resign next week to concentrate on fighting the cancer of lies with the sword of truth eh ?

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      • 523
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        Or join the Freemasons. Boaz.

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      • 546
        Old Blind Pugh says:

        I see where black is whit and white is black, say no more

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  5. 5
    Bazinga! says:

    Be interesting to see how the BBC covers this. They hate Tories with a passion but the love bummers with equal passion.

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    • 13
      Anonymous says:

      No mention on the BBC web site, not even on their latest news ticker

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    • 109
      BBC says:

      Apologies we’re too busy doing a panorama special on whether the Tories need to detoxify more and how responding to voters concerns raised by UKIP’s success would just be a lurch to the right and a continuation of power control by white male racists.

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    • 434
      Cliff Maxord says:

      So they will love hating the Tory bummer?
      Or will they hate loving him?

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  6. 6
    Check Facts First says:

    Get ready Mr Farage for a by election. UKIP`s first MP?

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    • 9
      Vote UKIP says:

      +1

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    • 37
      Javelin says:

      He got 50% of the vote in the Ribble Valley – not a marginal but will be interesting to see who steps up to the plate for UKIP.

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    • 239
      liblabcon pest control says:

      There’s no reason why he can’t be an MEP and MP at the same time and it’s not as if there is anything worthwhile doing in Strasbourg in a “day-to-day running sense”. I was surprised he didn’t run in the last by election.

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  7. 7
    paul says:

    Looking forward to the visitors at elm house getting lifted.bet they’re shitting themselves.

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  8. 8
    Bazinga! says:

    Well BBC failed to mention he’s gay or that allegations involve young males.

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  9. 11
    genghiz the kahn says:

    I am wondering when the decision was taken to arrest him, and that no one has been pulling strings to stop it taking place earlier in the week.

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    • 48
      I would rather live next to a Bulgarian than a MP says:

      If you have any evidence of this Gengy then please please tell the Police and Conservative Head Office straight away.

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      • 65
        Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

        When were the complaints made ?

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      • 293
        What the flip? part n says:

        Rather live next door to a lezzie than a gay lord, myself.

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        • 319
          Eye-in-the-Sky says:

          But in fact you live on a landfill site, so your only neighbours are mutant pigeons.

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          • What the flip? part n says:

            Live in the sticks, but there has been a couple of landfill sites in the area, and crows we get here mostly. Do you think I live in London with those pesky cooing flying rats about do you, shitting everywhere?

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          • What the flip? part n says:

            Furthermore, the pigeon population in London was at it’s lowest during WWII I have heard, for some reason. And now they complain about horsemeat?

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    • 137
      Halibut Hall says:

      “Pulling strings” do you mind!!!

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  10. 12
    Anon.......... says:

    Oh bug*ger…… the bug*gers are still at it….. yet again……….

    pity this did not come into the public domain before last Thursday’s Vote…..

    & wonder how the little Squeaker will handle this next week….???

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  11. 14
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    All this is getting ridiculous. I suspect the accusers are just jumping on the bandwagon.

    But then they say there’s smoke without fire.

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    • 20
      Rape is a particukarly nasty crime and should not be left to rest on the Court file says:

      Mr Cameron will soon say he knew nothing about this.

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    • 46
      Ex bankr.upt turned blogger says:

      What on Earth are you wittering on about?

      What bandwagon are you talking about?

      Why are you suspecting anything about this case?

      Twat

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  12. 15
    fruitcake racist says:

    Fuck me! Oh perhaps not.

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  13. 16
    Harperson says:

    He is a lovely man that marched along with us for equality in matrimony, and makes a good sissy plaything for our Jack.

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    • 269
      Tijuana Jack Dromey says:

      My name is Jack and I live in the back
      Of the Harriet Harman home
      My friends I still remember…
      Wherever they may roam
      My name is Jack
      and I had the Tijuana hack
      and I live in the back
      of the Harriet Harman home
      for rich socialist girls and girls, ta da da…

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      • 338
        People-who-go-on-about-Harriet-Harman-are-just-so-goddamn-WELL-ADJUSTED says:

        If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in that song, we were going to set up a helpline for you, but I’m afraid we’re all too depressed now.

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  14. 19
    Lord Webb says:

    Err – a man’s been acccused of rape! and the debate turns to how the bbc will cover the story..how very sad

    Big society my arse

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  15. 21
    Got a badger for a head says:

    Typical public school type

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    • 103
      Anonymous says:

      No. Secondary modern.

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      • 294
        What the flip? part n says:

        …behind the bicycle sheds, we could say.

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        • 339
          Binkie Indiscriminate says:

          Ooh yes please! Shall we say 2.30pm?

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          • What the flip? part n says:

            lunchtime – since we’ll have an hour – not into ten minute quickies. Two mars bars for a shag, kingsized? And your pocket money too, of course.

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          • What the flip? part n says:

            …and by the way, don’t tell that Picasso oil painting Gove whatever you do, or he’ll want to join in. Not into spit roasts myself, one on ones only please.

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        • 341
          Binkie Indiscriminate says:

          But please will you wear a latex mask, firmly glued in place so it doesn’t slide off at a passionate moment?

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        • 348
          HenryV says:

          Bicycle? Carbon neutral and g a y. No wonder the BBC aren’t covering it.

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  16. 24
    Owen Jones says:

    This is why we don’t have nice things.

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  17. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Just been reading some of the comments on this video.

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  18. 26
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    I wonder how this would have been reported if a UKIP councillor was accused of this dreadful act?

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  19. 27
    Nigel & Tinkerbell says:

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    • 30
      Nigel & Tinkerbell says:

      worth a photoshop me thinks

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    • 40
      DAVE "village people" CAMERON says:

      Is that an anagram of “I’ve just boned the PM” ?

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    • 346
      That Nature is a Heraclitean fire says:

      What a shameful photograph. How wrong of them to be concerned about polio when they could be obsessed with the (alleged) mechanics of gay lovemaking, like all the twisted creeps on here!

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  20. 31
    Purple Army says:

    Puts UKIP’s “bad apples” into context somewhat, doesn’t it?

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    • 118
      BBC says:

      Not for us no. Conservatives support EU membership and unlimited immigration so though we’re much harder on them than labour we don’t really rake for muck like we like to with UKIP.

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      • 254
        Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

        Labrokes are offering odds, will Guido clean up again ?

        5 to 1 – melon
        4 to 1 – orange
        1 to 4 – banana
        1 to 100 – cucumber

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  21. 32
    Ed says:

    Balls

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  22. 33
    GoingDutch says:

    What did he actually do? Push them over his desk, pull their pants down and fuck their shitty little arseholes till he’d come as quick and as hard as he could? Then dared them not to tell, or else? Sounds like what the LibLabCons are doing to us all. But who unbuckled the belt?

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  23. 34
    DAVE "village people" CAMERON says:

    And who’s bottom did he rape ?

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  24. 35
    david says:

    How convenient just ‘after’ the locals.

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  25. 37
    I hate Hugh Grant cos he's a moron says:

    Why are there so many poofs in Parliament and why do we keep hearing stories such as this about them?? Is this one reason why the age of consent for buggery was lowered?

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    • 44
      Javelin says:

      Eton is why – Sam is Cam’s beard

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    • 140
      superman says:

      Because you
      1 Selected them
      2 Voted for them

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      • 176
        Blowing Whistles says:

        The cross-party representation of the homosexuals – has been ‘managed’ such that they are all chosen ones; chosen puppets; chosen for their lack of proper intellect and intelligence – such that they can be ‘relied upon’ to do the devils work at arms length … If one really can think properly about it all, below the surface / face / front?

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    • 354
      Sebastian Melmoth says:

      There are, as you put it, “so many poofs in Parliament” because no one else possesses the elegance and panache to live up to Augustin Pugin’s and Sir Charles Barry’s Neo-Gothic masterpiece. Trust me, if Parliament were relocated to a sewage works in Luton it would soon be bursting with heterosexuals. No style, any of them.

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  26. 43
    genghiz the kahn says:

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    • 51
      GoingDutch says:

      Of course not. Its vitally important that men be encouraged to lick each other’s arseholes.

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      • 179
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Do excuse me but that kind of language is restricted for the Lodge – where they have ‘mens’ secrets’ (to hide) and where there is nothing sinister going on whatsoever guvnor innit?

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        • 357
          The Grand Master says:

          I would comment on that but regrettably I’ve just had my throat slashed and my tongue cut out and buried on the foreshore somewhere.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Your so called Faith Hope and Charity ‘front’ (look what we do ‘publicly’!) pales you all into a contradiction when you practice blood curdling Oaths of evil revenge.

            Preaching to be Godly and caring but practicing Evil oaths of revenge – shows exactly what a bunch of ignorant tossers all masons are.

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      • 227
        Anonymous says:

        You seem to know a lot about such activities GD,and like talking about them, i take it you are of the same persuasion.Talking about it on a saturday night means you arent getting it, sad ,unpleasant little man.

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  27. 45
    Casual Observer says:

    A typical one of Dave’s all inclusive PC “little friends”

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  28. 50
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    My friend knew him when he was in school in Swansea and he says he was a right nasty little count.

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    • 63
      Anne Old-Joke says:

      Must be one of the Counts who put the Count into Country Music.

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    • 180
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Is he related to the invertebrate liar barrister David Gareth Evans who is getting it in the neck in cahoots with Barbara Wilding, Mr Oliver Twist of Dolmans and the legal fraternity in Cardiff?

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    • 271
      Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

      Baaaaa baaaaaa baaaaa

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    Dave is submerged in the shit and not even blowing bubbles says:

    The Chingford Strangler and Spock are on the rampage, and now this PC pigeon has come home to roost — all on top of Garage’s triumph on Thursday.

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    • 100
      What is it about Westminster? says:

      If the is a plan B, now would be a good time to get it out of the filing cabinet.

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    • 184
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The plan was that the chosen ones would destroy ‘normality’ by placing so many homos into parliament – but first they had to tweak the homo laws … A chosen one trick – which appears to be “BACKfiring up their back passages – on them” [PUNS INTENDED]?

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      • 361
        A Vision In Lycra says:

        If you represent ‘normality’, darling, the sooner it goes in the bin the better.

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        • 598
          Blowing Whistles says:

          ‘Annoyed sufficiently’ are we – you prissy pitiful militant homo pussy – di dums!

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      • 459
        Thieves, perverts and meglomaniacs says:

        Blackmailable people are easily led, to do things that they would not normally entertain.

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  31. 61
    Maqboul says:

    Between July 2009 and March this year? That is one helluva long rogering. No wonder he looks so tired.

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  32. 62
    Political perverts unmasked at last says:

    This is just the beginning.

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    • 69
      Sir Anthony Wedgewood Benn says:

      Ill probably be dead before you get me anywhere near a court!!

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      • 80
        Owen Jones says:

        Don’t be so sure, Tony! I’d know your gnarled ugly circumcised cock anywhere. Where you’re going me ole china youll be gettin more dick than wot you can imagine.

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        • 95
          Vote Tory for uncontrolled bumming says:

          I hope it’s a dirty docker what does me first, or a horny miner!

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          • The Duty Supervisor says:

            I’m afraid that according to this rota it’s going to be a pale, weedy telephone sanitiser who retired early due to nervous trouble.

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        • 108
          Sir Anthony Wedgwood Benn says:

          I won’t touch a mans willy unless its been on benefits.

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    • 97
      Cyril Proctor-Thorpe says:

      This must surely be all some kind of ghastly misunderstanding.

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  33. 64
    Gaston says:

    Aaah! The Tory party at play.

    Random impertinent questions:

    Top?

    Or bottom?

    Old Etonian?

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  34. 66
    The Fallen Angel says:

    Ignore what the BBC says about Evans’ constituency being a safe tory seat…

    If there’s a by-election then UKIP will be serious contenders and I could well see them winning the seat as their brand of common sense right wing politics will go down VERY well with what is a ‘true’ Conservative electorate.

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  35. 67
    Mike Handycock says:

    Amature

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  36. 70
    Derek Loud, Leo Britain, Grovel Jammer, George Robberson, Jerry Coughman, Pitter Bottumlie says:

    We better start looking up countries that don’t have extradition treaties with Britain.

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    • 463
      Curly says:

      Try Parkerstann. They don’t – and they love kiddly fidders and puffed wheat..

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  37. 74
    Anonymous says:

    lives in a cottage, apparently.

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  38. 75
    Where is max Clifford When You Need Him? says:

    Innocent until proven guilty

    Right to remain silent

    Evidence may be taken down and used

    Golden thread of justice

    Trusty shield of Bla blah blah

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  39. 76
    David Cameron says:

    Welcome to the new, modern, metropolitan, diverse Tories.

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    • 90
      nellnewman says:

      No! Welcome to the new , modern, metropolitan, diverse politics of Britain . Party affiliation of no importance.

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  40. 77
    Anonymous says:

    It’s rather ironic that the Conservative party appear to have a poorer vetting system than UKIP!

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    • 89
      Vote Tory for uncontrolled bumming says:

      I thought I saw a picture of Nigel Evans doing a Nazi salute, but someone was just balancing their cock on his shoulder.

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  41. 78
    Vote Tory for uncontrolled bumming says:

    Danger Danger – High Voltage – when we kiss, when we touch, when we bum.

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  42. 84
    nellnewman says:

    Really? The Mirror has the scoop? Why? Have they bribed a police officer for this scoop?

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    • 91
      Toilets Maguire says:

      I blame Thatcher.

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      • 98
        nellnewman says:

        I blame 13 years of profligate, immoral labour under bliar and then gurning gordon!

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        • 102
          The neo nuts looney toons says:

          Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Thatch ministers implicated. ,!!!!

          Watch and learn neo nuts

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          • nellnewman says:

            I’m sure ministers under Thatcher are implicated as indeed are elected scottish labour members during gordon’s time.

            As we used to say = it’ll all come out in the wash!

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Nell – they’re all and have been ‘in it together’ surely?

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          • Curly says:

            .. and they are currently all on the “spin” cycle.

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        • 550
          Village Idiot says:

          I know what you are saying and completely agree.. It was the “Zeitgeist” and
          the mood of that insane era….

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      • 536
        Labour is off its ED says:

        I blame FAtty Watson, nonce finder general. This story absolutely reeks of his slimey smearing!

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  43. 88
    BEN BRADSHAW says:

    “Tory MP Nigel Evans Arrested on Suspicion of Rape”

    Well bugger me !

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  44. 92
    Village Idiot says:

    Oh dear, oh dear, the world keeps on spinning!!!

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  45. 94
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    I told you tom watson was right…..but you are all in denial….fuck wit neo nuts

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  46. 99
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    ……only the beginning nut fucks…..80’s mnisters to follow…just as well the witch is dust

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    • 112
      Neil Kinnock says:

      …..We’re alright!!!!

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      • 119
        nellnewman says:

        I would really like to know how much money kinnochio and his mrs have made out of us the taxpayer from their lazy spell in the EU.

        It is , of course, £millions!!

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        • 130
          GoingDutch says:

          Maybe, but when it comes to buttfucking I bet old Kinnockk keeps it to his wife.

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        • 135
          The neo nuts looney toons says:

          As long as I get my benefits and pass the ATOS exams I don’t give a damn.

          I am a life long Labour voter. I hate that Tory scum….trying to make me work ffs.

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        • 219
          Anonymous says:

          He hasnt been convicted of anything yet FFS !

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        • 229
          Anonymous says:

          I dont think they have made as much as St Nigel Farage, he makes £2,000,000 a year as an MEP and his wife also works for him.

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        • 569
          The LabLibCon are ALL degenerate traitors says:

          The rumour is the Kinnock’s are worth around £12 million nell.

          Of course their combined salaries over their entire careers would not have been £2 million.

          Where the rest came from, who knows? What we can be sure of though, is the corrupted police will not be looking into it, or any other Labour politicians un-earned fortunes either.

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    • 530
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      What about the alledged gay raping by a partially sighted, ex PM?

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  47. 106
    Fleas of a thousand camels says:

    Ye Gods…No wonder they love Gay Marriage in the Tory Party…they are riddled with `em

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  48. 110
    I would rather live next to a Bulgarian than a MP says:

    Thank the Lord tonight that we still have the Sunday Mirror to shine a light on the debauchery which is rocking our once proud nation to its core.

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    • 124
      nellnewman says:

      So how did the mirror come up with this scoop? Which police officer has it paid for the information? And isn’t that corruption according to Leveson?!!

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    • 191
      Blowing Whistles says:

      And who tried to plant coke on Botham – the legal inference being of to plant – to then get a ‘scoop’ – not that the NOTW would do such a dastardly deed as well mind?

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  49. 113
    Universal Hiss says:

    Dear oh dear, not another one.

    Our Welsh friend seems to be absent today with his wonderful you tubes.

    I wonder if it’s safe for me to switch off my blocks yet?

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  50. 114
    Lord Horatio Nelson says:

    I am so shocked about what I am learning about England that I am turning on my column?

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  51. 116
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Hello neo nuts

    Some advise

    Tell neo nut fuck wit Tebbit to shut his cake hole,

    HE…..was in cabinet when 2 ….YES. TWO. EU Treaties were signed

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  52. 117
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Hello neo nuts

    Some advise

    Tell neo nut fuck wit Tebbit to shut his cake hole,

    HE…..was in cabinet when 2 ….YES. TWO. EU Treaties were signed

    Life in the cheap seats is easy….isnt Norm….loon

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    • 336
      Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

      It doesn’t change the fact, that CaMoron is a liar does it…..

      Like

  53. 120
    Delboy says:

    I think things tonight have reached a new low so much so that we should all refuse to pay any more taxes.

    It is becoming morally reprehensible to do so.

    Like

    • 198
      Blowing Whistles says:

      But isn’t Margaret Hodge is already morally reprehensible?

      Like

      • 387
        Suburban Paranoiac says:

        Yes, she is, and so is my sister-in-law. Just LOOK at these pictures!

        Like

      • 467
        Dryrotter says:

        .. and there is also another Margaret who falls into that category. What is it about the name Margaret that seems to pervade all?

        Like

        • 585
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          Mrs. T saved this country.

          For some reason only known to leftards, that is forgotten.

          Perhaps they would have preferred a perpetual ‘winter of discontent’ to have lasted from 1978 until today?

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  54. 121
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Tom Watson…..right again….well done Tom

    Like

    • 392
      Slightly Confused says:

      Er, sorry, but would you mind giving us chapter and verse on that, “Neo Nuts” old fellow?

      Like

  55. 122
    Anonymous says:

    Owen Jones is upset.

    Like

    • 129
      nellnewman says:

      How did the Mirror come up with this scoop? Why have they got it but no-one else?

      Who did they pay in the Police Force to get the information that has not been available to anyone else?

      Leveson would not approve of this, would he ??!!!

      Like

    • 131
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      Chase me

      Like

    • 142
      The neo nuts looney toons says:

      Daily Fail.

      Wouldn’t buy that if the state paid me.

      …Oh wait they do.

      Nah still not buying!

      Like

      • 181
        Sally from the Alley Bercow says:

        Yahh, dahhling, lets be like so radical chic together, it’s the daily fail, yah?

        Like

    • 165
      jimbooo says:

      christ alive owen jones is a twat

      Like

    • 200
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The Sunday papers – HAD TO come up with “some other splash” for Sunday – OTHERWISE their Sunday front pages would all have had to CARRY the BIGGEST news story of the WEEK … and of course they do not want UKIP to be their ‘leading front page story’ – do they?

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    • 203
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The ‘Evans expose’ – is so timely of the establishment to detract from the local election bloodied noses. The Establishment ‘have’ 1000’s of prepared ‘spoiler stories’ that they use to distract public attention to – me suspects that the esatblishment however have ‘cottoned on’ (belatedly mind) to the fact that the public ‘ain’t gonna wear all this homosexual gay marriage baloney bollox and bull5hit?

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      • 399
        Blowing Whistles's Greatest Fan says:

        You’re right, of course. Wherever I go, all I hear is people complaining about gay marriage. Well, that and the shrieking of purple pterodactyls. More medication, please!

        Like

        • 506
          Chuka says:

          That’s right, carry on hearing only what you want to hear.

          Like

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Fuck off back to your ‘hot air’ stories ‘n Myths ‘n Fables about Climate Change and windmills – you glove puppet.

            Like

    • 268
      Owen Jokes says:

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      • 288
        jimbooo says:

        Given the lefties call illegal immigration “undocumented americans” they will probably one day call rape “non-consenual intercourse”, insist that all rapists are freed from jail because we have to understand how hard their lives were… while at the same time claiming that conservatives are waging a “war on women”. The BBC will be on hand to help.

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      • 351
        Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

        Illegal trespassing ?

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      • 374
        Rt. Hon Butch Cameron MP says:

        School?

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    • 416
      John Bellingham says:

      Owen Jones offered his all to Theo Pahitis live on Channel 4 last week in a sickening display of rent-boyishness and seemed to have been turned down. So he is probably a bit miffed that he has to operate manually.

      Like

  56. 126
    Tiny Steele says:

    Return to your constituencies and prepare for government!

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    • 283
      Some old political sap... says:

      Return to your constituencies and prepare for buggery! Bunnies can and will go to parliament…

      Like

  57. 127
    Colonel J T Hall says:

    If he gets a top class lawyer to defend him he may get off with assault with a friendly weapon.

    Like

  58. 128
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Dont worry neo nuts….

    We have the details of the ukip freaks too.

    We shall hold on to them until Jan 2015

    Like

  59. 132
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Swapping speeding points looks quite small fry now doesnt it guido…

    And we know you knew months ago too.

    Like

    • 588
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Was Huhne charged with that?

      Dearie me and there was me thinking it was perverting the course of justice.

      Like

  60. 133
    Fuzzy Wuzzy says:

    I wonder how “a man raping a man” plays out in practice. Hard to forcibly keep another guy’s bumhole in position, I would imagine.

    Like

    • 143
      The neo nuts looney toons says:

      Ask guidos mate Dale

      Like

    • 153
      Halibut Hall says:

      Your imagination is as fuzzy as your wuzzy!

      Like

      • 473
        Animal lover says:

        Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
        Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
        Fuzzy wasn’t fuzzy. wuzzy?

        Like

        • 486
          username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

          There was a man from Leeds,
          who liked the taste of seeds.
          Salty, bally, stonky,
          he did, say plonky,
          but then media got the feeds.

          Like

          • username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

            ..and no, it wasn’t Eric Pickles, nor Jimmy Savile – it is for youto find out…

            Like

    • 178
      bum watch says:

      A bottle of whisky and a tun dish.

      Like

    • 206
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Didn’t the Gay Mafia – go all ‘huffy puffy’ silent when boy george got knicked for raping some bloke … THEY DON’T LIKE IT UP EM when it really hurts?

      Like

  61. 138
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Guido

    The tax man cometh. ,!!!!!!

    Like

  62. 139
    nellnewman says:

    It doesnlt say much for Parliament does it that we have sally alley as wife of speaker and then this unspeakable person as deputy!!

    Like

    • 163
      (I don't need no doctor) says:

      If he is guilty Nell.

      Like

    • 169
      Anonymous says:

      What happened to innocent until found guilty?

      Like

      • 208
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Have you been asleep for the past 20 years – The innocent until proven guilty standard – has been slowly and surreptitiously thrown out of the window – for the general public … celebs, polipygmies and the general high soCEOiety mob get different preferential treatment mind?

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  63. 141
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Har@ry tax avoider c@ole……the man is coming

    Like

  64. 144
    Anonymous says:

    Evens learned of the allegations several days ago. He was only arrested today.
    How did he become aware was he tipped off?

    Like

  65. 148
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Hang the Nonce !

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  66. 149
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    All i can say is that ukip do not vet any of their staff…..know what i mean

    Like

  67. 154
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Guido….H@arry !!!!

    Swapping points IS illegal !!!

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  68. 156
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve just done a poo and it smells.

    Like

    • 159
      The neo nuts looney toons says:

      Guido just did a poo…and he claims it was fragrant….that is how deluded the neo nut fuck has become !!!

      Like

      • 287
        Alfred North Whitehead says:

        You’re not the sharpest blog commentator, are you? Never mind, unintentional sap humour is the best on a quick thread perusal…

        Like

    • 164
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      As would Nigel’s winkle….possibly.

      Like

    • 511
      Chuka says:

      Gordon, everything turns up its nose at you.

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  69. 157
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Mostly Labour nonces here…

    http://www.conspiracytruths.co.uk/mp…exoffense.html

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  70. 158
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    We understand there has been a sighting of the good Doctor Fox in Ribble.

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  71. 161
    Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

    What new lows will this country fall to next week.

    Like

    • 210
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The Establishment need a good old explosive story – to create fear among the public such that they will rally behind the establishments puppets claims to protect us all from “D – O – O – MMMMMMMMMMM”

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  72. 162
    Doris Goldblatt says:

    Bit of a bugger that Nigel Evans,what ?

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  73. 167
    Nigel Evans says:

    I’m a member in the PM’s inner ring

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  74. 168
    DAVE "village people" CAMERON says:

    This is my point !

    If we had gay marriage , non of this would have happened !

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    • 171
      Anonymous says:

      First we legalise buggery now you want to sanctify it gawd helpus.

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      • 484
        username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

        Before 1967, tory MPs used to run around scared – quite ironic that it was the Labour Party that repealed it for the arse bandits.

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  75. 172
    Dave`s leading member on the Gay Wedding Panel says:

    So this was the welsh u tubing prat after all.

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    • 177
      All Saint says:

      Explains why the idiot is otherwise detained today, doesn`t it. Have they resolved to remove t`internet access from the prisons yet or will little Nigel still be able to U-tube his pet Communards videos.

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  76. 173
    Enriched Eric of Enfield says:

    Well there`s a rarity, little Nigel, bugg@r me.

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  77. 174
    genghiz the kahn says:

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    • 196
      DAVE "village people" CAMERON says:

      ” sandwiched between two fit young women” ?
      Sounds to me like he’s been sandwiched between two fit young buttocks

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    • 350
      Casual Observer says:

      He looks spitting image of Jeremy Hunt in that center picture.

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  78. 185
    Lord dickhard says:

    When the troughers return eventually, will it be reasonable to expect the member for Llanelli to sound a vote of confidence in the dep. speaker and will we hear cries of “disorder, disorder”.

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    • 479
      M6 passing thru says:

      Heard that in Liverpool last week in the local greasy spoon. The waitperson went by with a plate of egg and chips yelling “Whose is disorder”.

      Like

  79. 192
    It's a Man's Life in the Tory Party says:

    Another good reason not to be a Tory, unless you don’t mind people thinking you are a shirtlifter

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  80. 194

    Could this be the next byelection for UKIP to fight.

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  81. 197
    You don't have to be bent to be a Tory but it helps. says:

    So, When Dave said it’s because he’s a Tory that he believes in Man and Man marriages he wasn’t kidding.

    Like

    • 215
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Was he protecting the parliamentary kiddy-fiddlers with his faux pas comment to Phil Schofield – Remember cameron got his y-fronts facts in a mess when he confused his subject matters when confronted by Schofiled – Cameron spoke out to protect the homos when the subject was not the one being spoken of?

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  82. 199
    The Tory whips says:

    Mind your Backs!

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  83. 202
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Troy Scum

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  84. 204
    William Hague. says:

    Well bugger me.

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  85. 205
    Virgil says:

    Discounting shirtlifters, troughers, drunks,liars and thieves, just how many normal* MPs are there?

    * assumed still allowed to use this word.

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    • 217
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Not ONE – is the simple answer – because those who give the appearance of being normal – are suborned to the gay mobsters.

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    • 295
      Natascha Von Stalingrad says:

      Dennis Skinner! Oh…………….

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    • 436
      Cliff Maxord says:

      Good question. Parliament before last has interesting numbers as regards those who could not get a credit card due to their ->refusal<- to pay back borrowings on previously issued cards. Explains why so many do not know the difference between a deficit and debt?

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  86. 207
    Pride? Pride about what? says:

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    • 220
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Stick yeur dirty Pride marches up yeur dirty Rses.

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      • 347
        What the flip? part n says:

        The pink pound lives – if ever you set up a business around that part of society, you will be quids in. Have tons of spare cash available for things, well above average. You know, potted plants curtains bed cushions and trinkets for the house and things.

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        • 600
          Blowing Whistles says:

          I refer to all of my previous comments about this time last year against the dirty flaunting of homo trash in the streets at their pride marches. If so many of them [males] want to dress up in womens frilly knickers and suspenders – keep it for your “Private do’s” and off of the fucking streets – where normal people are disgusted at your perversions.

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  87. 209
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of jesus says:

    Burn the place down

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  88. 210
    Enoch Powell says:

    Homophobic Tories love me. Did they never hear what I told my local chaplain before my death? I loved a bit of botty action. Talk about rivers of blood.

    Like

  89. 213
    Lancashire Procurator Fiscal says:

    I do notice that two of those who were assaulted by Stuart Hall have sold their story to the Mail

    Like

    • 225
      Amanda Praytell, Daily Mail says:

      She sat on the couch, deliciously, spread her ample thighs and let the facts pour out onto my laptop.

      Like

  90. 216
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    I a golden gazelle an don’t u forget it , Mr. Nobody . Pfffft :(

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  91. 218
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Ukip….the NRA of the uk

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  92. 222
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Bi@lly boy H@ague….nuff said

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  93. 224
    The Daily/Sunday Mail says:

    Could Nigel Evans’s arrest trigger by-election nightmare for Prime Minister?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2319546/Could-Nigel-Evanss-arrest-trigger-election-nightmare-Prime-Minister.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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  94. 226
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    NEWSFLASH

    Murdoch has had a stroke

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    • 238
      Bored Subbie, Daily Mail says:

      Cue a comment here.

      Like

      • 267
        Blowing Whistles says:

        OK – I don’t believe it – but when he does peg out – people across all the political divides will unite at the bastards demise. And wo betide all the f-wits from the mediiya world who sing his praises.

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    • 343
      What the flip? part n says:

      Yes? …. search… ach no he hasn’t – don’t do that to me…

      Like

    • 602
      Blowing Whistles says:

      On reflection – Perhaps Blair stroked his organ for him?

      Like

  95. 228
    Casual Observer says:

    The Westminster Village is Krawling with Kw eers, made much worse Bi Dave

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    • 427
      Sebastian Melmoth says:

      Westminster, dear boy, is “Krawling with Kw eers” (as you put it) because male homosexuals are natural aristocrats and thus the rightful rulers of every nation. Observe the grace, the distinction, the aplomb with which the Palace of Westminster conducts itself. You wouldn’t get that with a mob of running-to-fat breeders with three kids each and the wife up the duff again and the mistress making malicious phone calls!

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      • 483
        A Wrist O'Crat says:

        Did they all have male night nurses instead of buxom, wilful 23 year old “goers”?

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  96. 230
    Even ashcroft is pissed off with dave says:

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  97. 231
    albacore says:

    Why bother clipping the freedom of the press?
    It leaves us surmising that the safest guess
    Is that LibLabCon nobs are all deviants
    Strutting their stuff in their grandmothers’ old pants
    When not doing other unspeakable acts
    Or legislating for unnatural pacts
    Judging by what the press does get to reveal
    That ain’t a guess. As near as as dammit, it’s real

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    • 237
      albacore says:

      Oops. Please lose one “as”.

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    • 243
      Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

      Oh but it’s nice to clip those who are too ignorant or poor to comply with Regulation 2b on having to publish only the proven truth, and doing anything else may cost them their financial livelihoods. It’s lovely for the BBC to have a good old sofa sex chat – by which I mean if they can portray Nigel Evans as a possible rapist and a man-groper (think Senator Massa) then by the same token turn positively to formerly over-rampant Clegg and Co Messieurs-at-Large or even the Darlings of this world such as the Eagle sisters, Andy Burnham and that other sweet Labour frontbencher, the member for Exeter, or indeed turning to the words of wisdom coming from Miliband and Balls. As for Nigel we don’t do straight, sorry!

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  98. 236
    Wimp Wrist says:

    Hello Ducky!

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    • 256
      Anonymous says:

      why is anyone suprised that a member of the political classes is accused of homosexual rape.every one knows that these people are for the most part,scum.

      Like

    • 417
      Looming Unshaven Leather-Clad Man-Mountain says:

      Hello. [uttered in a menacing growl]

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  99. 242
    eels says:

    I am so heartily sick of the lot of them. From Blair and his desperate insecure neediness that led us into war. To Brown, well words fail me, via all the bit part bastards, Galloway, livingstone, huhne, the drunk scottish yob, harmen’ s porno renting spouse, and others sadly too numerous to mention. Surely, surely we can do better than this. These morons are ruining us,

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    • 255
      Anon...... says:

      Its been stated tonight the alleged offences took place at the

      Deputy Squickers constituency home near Pre*ston………does

      that mean the Tax Payers have been well & truly bug*gered paying

      for this lifestyle……… ?????

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  100. 244
    Saffron says:

    Well this could trigger a by election but who knows we will have to see as to what developes.this news is not good news for the towrags.
    IMHO anything right now which exposes the Cons sexualy is bad news to that party is bad news.
    How in heavens’s name in this country have we got into a position in that we have to take into what a bunch of queers is telling us what we must do.
    I say support UKIP and tell these other tossers to feck off.

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  101. 247
    superman says:

    Another posh boy fucking peoples lives up. Will we never learn? Tories are governed by selfish self interest only.

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    • 300
      Me Lord Kinnock of TroughingCymru says:

      You really have led a sheltered life, boyo…

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      • 309
        The Public says:

        You have led a truly disgusting one. You are a disgrace to this nation.

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        • 418
          Magic Mirror says:

          Well, if it comes to that, let’s not inquire too closely into what the bloody Public gets up to.

          Like

          • A Wrist O'Crat says:

            Yes, but the bloody public don’t rule our lives on a daily and continuous basis.

            Like

          • Mephisto Trelawney says:

            They merely elect a Parliament in their own image.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Very much doubt those involved in politics and parliament are representative of the population as a whole.

            Politics seems to be a magnet for gays, sociopaths, petty thieves, compulsive liars and fraudsters.

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          • Lord Sasserides says:

            Nigel Evans is not a member of the Public.

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    • 496
      New Kips on the block says:

      Err he is not another posh boy. He is Welsh and went to a secondary school in Swansea (same school as Rowan Williams) followed by Swansea University.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_Evans

      Another Liblabcon example of why we should not allow these creeps in the public sector to nationalise and run important industries, like water, gas, electric, telecoms, etc, isn’t it?

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  102. 251
    Virgil says:

    Did he feel a little Kweer then?

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    • 419
      Oh, please says:

      The Death of British Humour proceeds apace.

      Like

      • 487
        Singalong a Max says:

        Funny little fellow
        Wears his sister’s clothes
        and though we’re not quite sure of it
        We think he’s one of ‘those’

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  103. 253
    Bazinga! says:

    Lord Tebbit was suggesting that the Tories need to adopt some UKIP policies.

    Le’ts get one thing straight right now. WE will NEVER EVER get a vote on leaving Europe. The political elite don’t want us to leave. Here are just a few ways they can spoil any vote.

    1. Don’t assume even if a Tory government got returned with a majority that they’d win a vote in the Commons. There are large numbers of Tories who’d not support a referendum and you can bet Liebore, the Limp Dims, the Celts would all vote against it.

    2. No doubt a clause would be inserted to suggest that the vote will only take place when ‘certain tests’ have been met. Remember how Labour used that to stop us joining (thank god) the Euro? They were meanlingless tests that Brown could say we’ve not met. Same goes for the vote on getting out of Europe.

    3. There will be a requirement to seek the permission of Scotland, Wales and NI Parliaments or that there must be a majority in all parts of the UK. So again that will never happen.

    I could go on, but there are hundreds of dodges the Tories can use to avoid ever having a vote.

    Only a mong would trust the Tories to actually hold a vote if they got a majority.

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    • 321
      As If further proof was needed says:

      Read this one at The Boiling Frog. I suppose that this was not made more public in case it garnered more votes for UKIP – any other time the BBC would be screaming it out as a cameron U-turn.

      http://thefrogsalittlehot.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/cameron-admits-he-wont-honour-out-vote.html

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      • 519
        Now will you believe me ? Cameron is a placeman intent on destroying the UK and the Conservatives says:

        Translation of part of the original publication :
        #
        Question. In case of a victory of itself in the referendum that will organize on the output of the EU , would you be willing to leave the Union?

        Answer [DC]. I would not. What I would like is to get a reform of the European Union. That is the meaning of my speech. The EU is ripe for reform suffer. We are in a global race in which we compete with countries like China, India, Indonesia, Malaysia. It needed a more open, more competitive, more flexible. That is our goal.

        In my opinion, there are reforms that can be made. Some have already been undertaken. For the first time since the founding of the EU, we have a European Commission has pledged to withdraw proposals, promote deregulation, favor the reduction of business costs, especially SMEs. And for the first time in the history of Europe, the EU budget will decrease rather than increase.

        Q. Do you want to stay in the EU despite the Conservative Party and the British public are in favor of the opposite?

        A. The best solution for Britain is to stay in a reformed EU. But be aware that support for our accession to the EU and the changes it has undergone the latter is scarce. Politicians worthy of the name should recognize this and not hide problems.
        #
        Original here :

        http://internacional.elpais.com/internacional/2013/04/08/actualidad/1365419719_656809.html

        
        

        Anyone who thinks Cameron would ever give this country an in/out referendum on the EU needs their head examined.

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  104. 257
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of jesus says:

    before anybody gets the idea that I am inciting arson let me say that the house of commons should be burnt to the ground along with all the MPs and their cronies all of their functions can be allocated to a sinclair computer in a bed sit.

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  105. 259
    mandy says:

    scum.

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  106. 260
    Anonymous says:

    The victims are important in this, but I just cannot see Nigel doing this. I believe that politics now involves tarnishing the reputation of other mps from opposing parties, and with the current investigations into rape by celebrities, he has been targeted. Innocent until proven guilty.

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  107. 263
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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  108. 264
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!!

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  109. 270
    What the flip? part n says:

    Don’t speaker with your mouth full, honourable member.

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  110. 276
    Blowing Whistles says:

    One for yeur Diaries – Will the Crown Court prosecution against Anthony Ramsden which was to have taken place last December at Bournemouth Crown Court then Jan 2013, then Feb 2013, then March 2013 and now supposedly in September 2013 – ever come to court OR are there too many political bodies / corruptions / frauds etc which make it one for kicking into the long grass ad infinitum?

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    • 282
      Blowing Whistles says:

      btw don’t ask a Gannett Paper – they’re in “Partnership” with the local Council and the local Plod … They’re ALL IN IT TOGETHER what ho – Handycock!!! he’s chicken fodder compared to those lodgers down at Bournemouths Surf Reef Imax (out on expenses mobsters)?

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  111. 285
    Anonymous says:

    Nige inspired me and taught me a great deal – I find it astounding that some people can make such derogatory comments when they have not (I highly doubt,) spent any amount of time with Nige, which can be considered significant. These people should take the time to be, or at least to appear to be, more intelligent and think before they speak and may need to re-evaluate their approach to commenting on public sites; especially when they only know Nige as is ‘the Deputy Speaker’ rather than an individual.

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  112. 286
    'Busty' Dave Cooper says:

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  113. 296
    Anusol saved my life says:

    I think I now know why the liblabcon-trick are so afraid of Nigel Farage…it’s because he’s a normal bloke who likes a pint…as apposed to being an arse bandit or pillow biter who doesn’t want anything to do with other chaps bums.

    We are being governed by a bunch of shirtlifters at the heart of Westminster.

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    • 301
      What the flip? part n says:

      They do say that 10% of the population is “alternative”, so that makes it there is 65 of them, by my mathematics.

      Like

      • 306
        Experience says:

        ‘They’ are lying. The figure in the general population is closer to 2% than 10%.

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        • 311
          What the flip? part n says:

          You mean 8% are lying, don’t you, and 10% on top are borderline, you know, a bit bi?

          Like

          • not the bbc says:

            The 10% came from a study at an ivy league American university in the 60s and it was long ago shown to be faulty.

            The modern figure is 2%. Though at the BBC it’s probably closer to 99%.

            Like

          • What the flip? part n says:

            Was the Ivy League Uni in Frisco, perchance, that is if they have got one?

            Like

        • 412
          What the flip? part n says:

          Like

      • 312
        I says I says:

        Unfortunately it would appear to be closer to 65% than 65

        Like

        • 316
          What the flip? part n says:

          Seems that way at times – just make sure it us the toilet and lock it, if ever you visit the HoC – never the urinals.

          Like

      • 317
        Joss Taskin says:

        Are we talking about Nigel Evans or Nigel Farage ?

        Like

  114. 298
    What is it about Westminster? says:

    There is something really rather unsavoury about the modern Conservatives. I prefered them when they were the ‘nasty party’.

    Like

  115. 299
    Those CND Women sure were Fugly says:

    Like

  116. 304
    The Country says:

    David Cameron,

    If you were a Chinese emperor I’d say you have lost the mandate of heaven.

    It is time you left office before. Do it now, with dignity. Don’t wait until you are driven out in a manner which you will never get over.

    Like

  117. 318
    Down Shep says:

    BBC Trust says: In the past it was written into our charter that the three main political parties are due fair representation, however it has come to our attention that a body going by the name of UKIP has been misguidedly promoted by some members of the general public that should know better. Fatty Pang has installed CCTV in the toilets at broadcasting house.

    Like

  118. 320
    The working man says:

    Fucking dirty queer

    Like

  119. 327
    What the flip? part n says:

    Bercow will be giving him a right mouthful next time he see’s him.

    Like

  120. 342
    Don't let the Westminster bullshitters get away with bullshit says:

    Police bail where a suspect is released without being charged but must return to the police station at a given time

    Under the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984, the police have power to release a person, who has not been charged, on bail. This is deemed to be a release on bail in accordance with sections 3, 3A, 5 and 5A of the Bail Act 1976.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bail

    Like

  121. 344
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:
    
    
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  122. 352
    It's a man's life in the regular Tories says:

    Like

    • 356
      Curious of Brighton says:

      So which Tory MPs are Tranvestites?

      Like

      • 366
        Universal Hiss says:

        All of them?

        Like

        • 389
          What the flip? part n says:

          What goes on behind close doors stays behind close doors – but you could always try asking their wives?

          Like

          • Wife Of Tory MP says:

            There’s nothing wrong with my husband that me being hit by a meteorite wouldn’t put right!

            Like

          • username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

            Just tell the Daily Wail when you get rid of the shit stuffer tory ladies, then give me a shout ladies.

            Like

          • username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

            mmmm, Mrs Fulford, mmmm…

            Like

  123. 360
    EU Watch says:

    As filthy as this situation is, it is nothing compared to the vile practices which are played out over on the continent.

    Time to get out of EU and Europe: Perhaps send this retard to a Greek jail ? They could do with the money.

    Like

    • 441
      Dr Faustus says:

      That goes without saying. I believe there is an EU grant available to by the appropriate lubes.

      Like

  124. 371
    Jimmy says:

    As Wilde so very nearly said, to have one MP this parliament arrested for rape may be regarded as a misfortune, to have two looks like carelessness.

    They’ve clearly decided the answer to the Lemon Party is to retoxify.

    Like

  125. 379
    Justin Welby says:

    “If a man; also lie will mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”
    Leviticus 20:13 KJV

    “Thou shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind.: it is an abomination.” Leviticus 18:22 KJV

    Like

    • 385
      Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

      Yes but the same rules apply if mankind lieth with womankind to whom he is not married.

      And what if mankind lieth with womankind as though she was a man?

      Like

      • 440
        strapon says:

        … and womankind can lie with womankind, as long as they are both dead fit. And upload it onto Youtube.

        Like

        • 470
          username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

          Never could understand what is the fascination with plastic dongs with such ladies, double ended or not.

          or whaaarrrt now?

          Like

    • 438
      Dr Faustus says:

      King James didn’t mind a bit of bottomly love – by all accounts.

      Like

      • 471
        username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

        There were loads of perverts I Court. Whether there still is, I couldn’t possibly say…

        Like

        • 472
          username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

          Then there is the classic from same about his dad,

          Dafydd is still awaiting his knighthood, Lizzy…

          Like

      • 492
        Liberal and tolerant Millwall bear pit fans says:

        He’s short,
        He’s queer,
        He takes up the rear,
        James I, James I

        As song at Ye Old Den.

        Like

      • 520
        Agent Orange says:

        Accounts ? The EU doesn’t believe in accounts.
        I should know.

        Like

  126. 381
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Has Our Dave said he has every confidence in him yet?

    Like

  127. 382
    Andrew Bridgen MP says:

    I’m appalled

    Like

  128. 396
    Timmy Tin Foil says:

    One wonders if the allegations against Mr Evans are well-founded enough to result in conviction, or whether the case will fall at Becher’s Brook. But of course, at that point, you cannot get the genie back in the bottle (and no, I’m not implying anything with “bottle”; sometimes an expression is just an expression). It may be that Mr Evans, despite his “lofty” position, is a bit of a liability to certain people, and it may be that he knows certain things about certain of those or possibly other people, that, were he to reveal them now, simply look like spiteful recrimination. And it may be that what he knows and has heretofore kept schtum about is not nearly so lurid as these allegations, and may even seem small potatoes. So what you need to do is to make him out some sort of despoiler of young innocents, a cynical man with no morals whatever, whose taking-the-lid-off-corruption credentials are thus thereby tarnished. Now, there’s always the chance he actually IS such a person, and he actually DOES force himself on young vulnerable men. And there’s always the chance that, until now, he was more valuable to someone by being in the position where he is now, and he is now expendable for whatever reason, and now he really has no leverage, hence a “loss” is being cut now rather than later. But don’t you wonder why (a), it’s taken awhile to get the “duckies” in a row (sorry) and (b), he was allowed to rise as far as he had done, and remain where he was for that time, without perhaps a discreet word being put to him that he just might want to lower his profile a bit? Whose nerves is he getting on, to where they want him out NOW, once and for all– and why? His stances on certain issues are very interesting (see his Wikipedia entry– no, I’m not linking it.) This is the “Edwin Edwards” scenario, being played out here before our eyes:
    “The only way I can lose this election is: If I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl, or a live boy.”

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  129. 397
    not the bbc says:

    It’s enough to make a chap vote UKIP.

    Like

    • 400
      Fruit Cake No67 says:

      Indeed, but what makes me really laugh is that the out of touch tossers in the HoC will all be there scratching their collective heads wondering why people do.

      Like

  130. 415
    Trigger says:

    Not oft I read the Mirror, but glad too see it still has a sense of fun.

    >He was freed last night after about 12 hours and was driven away through the police station’s rear entrance.

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  131. 423

    He was freed last night after about 12 hours and was driven away through the police station’s rear entrance Mirror

    LOL

    Like

  132. 424

    He was freed last night after about 12 hours and was drіven away through the police station’s rear entrance Mirror

    LOL

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  133. 445
    Bruno says:

    Nigel is straight

    Like

  134. 446
    sleepyhead says:

    so, another tory arrested for abusing others cos he feels entitled – what is it about tory boys and ‘power’ – the power only they think they are entitled to????

    Like

    • 478
      New Kips on the block says:

      What is it about Liblabcon and the public sector? And dumbass socialists want these creeps to nationalise and run our industries. They really are as thick as pig-shit.

      Like

    • 605
      Petit Englander n'est-ce pas says:

      What is it about Labour governments and invading moslem countries? And colluding with the CIA in kidnap and torture?

      Like

  135. 447
    sleepyhead says:

    isn’t it funny – the DT has a headline “Why did voters turn to Ukip in parts of true blue Lincolnshire?2 – as if they think tories are clever!!!

    tories are about as stupid and incoherent as monkeys in a zoo except they’re not as bright – idiots, shysters and crude bigots the lot of them

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    • 513
      dunderhead says:

      moreover tories squirt a constant stream of toxic effluvium from every orifice and are naked worshippers of satan’s penile frenulum!!!

      plus you can always tell a tory by the thousands of vile-smelling croaking incontinent winged poison-fanged vampire rats perpetually swirling around his/her head – that’s if he/she has a head, which most tories don’t, due to being stupid

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  136. 448
    Ben Dover says:

    My back passage is blocked

    Like

  137. 449
    Anonymous says:

    CYMRU AM BYTH!

    whaaarrrrt now….?

    Like

  138. 450
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    anon part n

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  139. 453
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Going down these comments is sending me crosseyed, over four hundred of the buggers, but I haven’t helped tonight, I s’pose. I must have posted about 10% of them.

    Like

  140. 454
    Shuka Nuther says:

    Do you have to be a poo plumber to be an MP? I bet Chuka Umunna could provide a comprehensive answer.

    Like

    • 455
      username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

      Seems to help, it seems, We need more Captain Kirks that checks the ladies plumbing out I think, a total knicker bothering disgraces, to even it up a bit. Any suggestions?

      Like

      • 456
        username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

        And a nympho on the ladies side too, of course, several of them – more the merrier.

        Like

        • 458
          username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

          Get hold of Jack, he will teach members of the HoC a thing or two, for free,

          Like

          • username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

            plenty of subliminal messages in that clip of Jack’s, but no doubt I have lost the frigids in our life, as you do. Sex is the mk 1 motivation for all, according to freud, that is.

            Like

  141. 457
    Prisk's COCKney says:

    Aristotle, bottle, bottle and glass, arse

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    • 462
      username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

      Absolute knees of mother brown for the gingers in our life.

      Like

      • 464
        username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

        down at the old bull and bush…

        tara rar ra ra rah

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        • 468
          username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

          like all this old shit, I do,

          Like

          • username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

            disgusting song, ey? Or is it just me… no need to answer that…

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  142. 480
    New Kips on the block says:

    So what is it about Liblabcon and the public sector?

    And dumbass socialists want these creeps to nationalise and run our industries?

    They really are as thick as pig-shit.

    Like

    • 495
      username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

      We’ll all turn commie eventually, mark my words, into a true honest and goodness meritocracy,

      Like

      • 497
        username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

        Since it is a bank holiday weekend, and since some will have some time to spare, if you can drag yourselves away from all sorts of snooker, thought it would might amuse to post the full tv movie from 1980.

        Like

        • 510
          username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

          Keir Dullea does look like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory here, doesn’t he?

          Like

  143. 499
    Ian Dunghole Smut says:

    They didn’t like it up em.

    Like

  144. 504
    username disappeared again - ah well, that's life says:

    Since it is us Workers May Day Bank holiday weekend, thought I’d post,

    Like

  145. 507
    Future says:

    By-election.

    Nigel Farage MP.

    Plan set in motion.

    Farage crosses floor to join Tories.

    Leadership challenge.

    Prime Minister Nigel Farage.

    UKIP subsumed into new Farage-led Tory party.

    General election.

    Tory landslide.

    Ed Miliband resigns.

    Ed Balls elected Labour leader.

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  146. 509
    Mick Hessletine says:

    Systems are in situ to maintain current political position, Ukip will be humiliatated before 2015 so we will still control the plebs.

    neat you plebs might say.

    Got you again, please try something a little bit more next time, you morons.

    Like

    • 540
      A politician bought me a candyfloss says:

      Someone is going to leaks a few juicy sex scandals to the Press To help Dave and the House of Eton.

      Like

  147. 515
    No such thing as society says:

    UKIP are the party of clowns and closet racists and the Tories are the party for arse bandits and rapists..talk about hobsons choice for the right wingers.

    Like

    • 548
      Margaret Moron says:

      Hear hear!

      Like

    • 607
      Petit Englander n'est-ce pas says:

      Look

      Let’s invade a moslem country

      and collude in torture and rendition with the CIA

      that would be so fucking moral, yah?

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  148. 521
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    I shan’t be reading the Sun today. I wonder if the Nige allegations aren’t lurid enough for them. I’m sure the majority of their readers are health heteros.

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    • 528
      I pefer to sit next to Jimmy Savile than Stuart Hall because he is dead says:

      Yes indeed sir.

      As a man “of a certain age” myself there is of course nothing wrong with me going out with a woman of say 25 and even enjoying consensual sex with her.

      The only thing is I am not a legislator in the House of Commmons and do not seek extra revenue trying to referee a supposed debating Chamber.

      This story is not just about sexuality. it is about power and influence and the ability to take advantage of others.

      That it should be happening within the top echelons is the real issue.

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  149. 522
    Anne D Burnbum says:

    They’re all at it.Have a gander at “labour25″on google.x

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    • 533
      The Countess of Wythenshawe says:

      But this scandal is not about little children.

      It is about having sex (which may or may not have been consensual) with men barely half your age.

      This is the real issue.

      It brings into question things like judgment and morality.

      I believe also Evans was garnering support to be the next Speaker.

      Like

      • 535
        erick says:

        what? by shagging young men – he’s a tory, suppose so!

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        • 539
          Basil Jopling says:

          Tory women are no better.

          Just look at what Edwina Currie was up to.

          And I have not even mentioned Nadine.

          Like

      • 559
        a non says:

        Concensual / non concensual?
        Will be interesting to eventually learn whether drink or drugs are involved in the allegations since 55year old Evans is no extreme physical specimen himself, standing barely a few inches taller than our pygmy speaker.
        You are correct that a child / children are not involved yet question the r@pe allegation against young male adults in their physical prime.
        Impaired judgment and or lowered inhibitions effects both sides in many an assault / r@pe situation for those making an accusation or using it as an excuse, [neither of which I condone irrespective of the sexes involved in cases of this kind ]

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  150. 527
    MB. says:

    Oh dear, and Beyonce has been so successful until now.

    ‘Gordon Brown gets a gig – with Beyonce: former PM will appear onstage at charity concert’

    Like

  151. 529
    On the beach,sunglasses in the car says:

    Lancashire Constabulary is the finest Police Force in the world.

    Well done lads!

    Like

  152. 531
    Hope you've got the removals men booked, Dave says:

    At least Janet Daley gets the message :

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/10037062/Has-the-Conservative-Party-learnt-any-lessons-from-Ukips-success.html

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  153. 534
    I'm Right! says:

    odour odour from the order order party

    Like

  154. 538
    Baroness Walsall says:

    How much longer do you think the British people are going to tolerate this?

    The honourable thing to do is call a General Election now.

    Like

    • 543
      albacore says:

      Seems we’ve reached the stage where the M Ps discussed
      Evoke nowt at all except total disgust
      Where are the great orators and inspirers?
      LibLabCon bums are their own sole admirers

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  155. 541
    Now then...... says:

    Gay Star News reports the presence of a member of the Ethiopian Inter-Religious Council Against Homosexuality (EICAH), who apparently told participants homosexuality “is a result of inappropriate upbringing, identity crisis and moral decay.”

    It adds: “At the conclusion of the workshop, the EICAH representative stated that the council is ‘making progress’ in convincing the government to be stricter on homosexuality and introduce the death penalty to punish ‘such acts’.”

    Like

    • 577
      Crikey says:

      Yes, we can be like Ethiopia and Uganda if we follow their example and really try. Who wants us to be like decaying countries such as Canada, Sweden and Denmark?

      Like

      • 581
        Malmo Mayhem says:

        By importing lots of people from places like Ethiopia and Uganda (not to mention P@kistan, Nigeria, Somalia) counties like Canada, Sweden and Denmark will inevitably decay.

        The dumb supporters of mindless mass immigration are really building their own gallows.

        Like

        • 608
          Saint NGreavsie says:

          It’s fucking ironic isn’t it? And they, just like stoopido who you replied to, are too thick to even see the danger.

          Like

  156. 544
    One Term Dave says:

    So what’s the problem with a little bumfun? Surely you can sow a few wild oats when you’re young. I’m sure that one day he’ll meet a nice man and settle down.

    Like

  157. 549
    Meanwhile...apparently we are all borrowing to buy food says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22417334

    This smells like bollocks.

    I paid for food last month with a credit card – but that doesn’t mean I had to borrow. It was just the first card that came out of the wallet. Any would have done.

    Like

  158. 551
    Owen Jones says:

    Watching Nigel Farage sparking up ciggies everytime he hits daylight and actually swilling pints makes him look human in plasticworld.

    Like

    • 590
      Anonymous says:

      I have actually seen him fall over pissed.

      Like

      • 609
        WEKIP says:

        I have actually seen a Labour government lie to take Britain to a pointless war resulting in the deaths of a hundred thousand people.

        And then they went and invaded Afghanistan, resulting in a war we are still fighting to this day.

        Like

  159. 554
    the great british public says:

    well – bugger me!

    Like

  160. 558
    nellnewman says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/10037268/Happy-60th-birthday-Tony-Blair.html

    tonybliar’s 60th birthday tomorrow. Well I suppose he’s got enough money now to be able to afford a decent celebration. Just hope nobody mentions the I r a q W a r to spoil his day – then again…

    Like

    • 582
      Fruitcake loony racist says:

      Or his conviction for cottaging in a public toilet for which he was fined £500.

      Like

      • 592
        Charles Lynton says:

        OK, I’ll come quietly.

        
        

        Fancy a quickie later at my place ?

        Like

      • 603
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Ah yes The ‘Miranda’ story – which of course all of the press [in the knowback then and even now] circles knew about at the time … but which they for some or other reason ‘failed to inform the public of’ as was their duty – being a free press that is?

        Wasn’t Blair Murdochs puppet after all; and who’s been pulling Murdoch’s strings?

        Like

  161. 565
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Competitors aim for prize knob. Unfortunate layout on BBC website.

    Like

  162. 566
    The tit in no. 10 (but not for much longer) says:

    Looks like someone at the Sun doesn’t like David Davis :

    http://bit.ly/18GU7cx

    Like

    • 575
      Fog says:

      David Davis voted against boundary changes, even though the changes would make elections fairer. He would have lost his constituency. Self interest.

      Like

  163. 568
    Fuqqqq em says:

    Has he resigned as deputy speaker yet?

    Like

  164. 574
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Like

  165. 583
    Hove ExPat, now in Epsom says:

    This is alledged to have taken place in “his” cottage, not a “cottage”. Big difference.

    Like

  166. 589
    Old Nick says:

    And those nice policemen are so beyond reproach………now let me see, ah plebgate, one of my favourites…..

    Like

  167. 591
    sixupman says:

    Do I smell ‘set-up’ here?

    Like


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