March 26th, 2013

+ + + David Miliband Quitting Parliament + + +

Standing down tomorrow to go head New York charity “International Rescue“.

Mirror has the scoop


  1. 1
    David Cameron the turd says:

    Fuck me. He’s joining the Thunderbirds.

    • 261
      Anonymous says:

      Labour, Lib, and Tory parties all create the need for Rescue and Bailout.

      Charity begins at home Mr millipede.

      • 278
        Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells. says:

        No.No. Charity is foremost on his mind. And at £400 grand a year who can blame him.

        “I didn’t go for the money, but to help the poor”!

        Didn’t they use to call them Champagne Socialists?

        I mean, look at Tony Blair – £60 million, and climbing.

        • 279
          Gorbalsballs says:

          Now, look at it like this – will UKIP take South Shields?

          Perhaps Labour will put John O’Farrell up – again!

  2. 2
    Devolution Max. says:

    :) Byeeee!

    • 28
      RIP New Labour says:

      Labour are lurching to the left and he knows there’s no future for a moderate voice with Unite and Red Len funding the putsch.

      • 29
        nellnewman says:

        Yep! Absolutely!

        • 40
          Barnehurst Bob says:

          Correct, but if they get in at the next election, we are all going back to the 1970s

          • spiv says:

            I’ve been saying this for ages
            as soon as Red Ed won the leadership
            and Kinnock said “we’ve got our party back”

          • JadedJean says:

            New York eh, a bit of a home from home when you think about it.

          • Hang The Bostards says:

            A GREAT DAY for the UK.

            (1) We get rid of a parasitic MP who takes the schilling and doesn’t turn up.

            (2) One of the TWAT Millibandwagons gone, One to go

            (3) One less traitor in Parliament, one less EU supporter.

            (4) A by-election for a UKIP win.

            BRITAIN FIGHTS BACK ! We want our country back.

          • Denis Healey says:


            And remember when I went to the IMF in 1976 to beg for a bailout?

            Vote Labour and go b u s t

          • Quiet Bat Person says:

            This is David’s revenge for the time Ed broke his Blue Peter model Tracy Island

            Charideeeee looks so good on one’s CV, eh?

          • Who Want's Some says:

            You’re already there, the Q1 economic stats will set the trend for the rest of the year, don’t be too sure that Cameron and his little band won’t be needing that bail out from the IMF. Millibean even if he got into power would soon have the same constraints, he won’t be able to borrow because by 2015 there won’t be anywhere to get the money. If you’ve not started moving savings out of banks you need to start. They will all come for your cash LabConLibDim. Think long term, the battle to create a new English Conservative party is the one that needs to be won, the 18th Sept 2014 is the key date, if the Scots vote to go then there needs to be an all out effort by UKIP to move the agenda to English politics. Whoever wins the 2015 – 20 Parliament is going to be a transition administration from British to English politics. It needs to be won for an English Conservative party. Labour will be out of political power for next 30 years at least as they have no conception of what the change will bring about. UKIP is on the right tracks, it won’t be UKIP that forms this new party without winning significant numbers of the current Tory Party membership, it also has a great chance to mop up the abandoned working class tory vote that Cameron and his crowd despise.

      • 125

        Dave can’t believe his luck….

    • 46
      Jimmy says:

      Does anyone else remember when going to work for a charity meant real personal sacrifice and such people were looked up to, they were giving up money, comfort, convenience and giving their lives to serve others, often getting their hands very dirty.

      Something tells me this will be like Blair’s “charities” that just happen to necessitate lobbying governments in 5 star hotels in exotic locations that need a 1st class flight to get there.

      • 49
        Milliband wagon says:

        Don’t forget the millions for ” office expenses”

        • 68
          Tony Blair says:

          True, keep adding them up, a few hundred here and there and you can gain thousands extra tax free in a year. Cherie crawls over every receipt I have demanding to know if I claimed it back against the tax or at least funnelled it through one of my “charities” – you should hear how she shrieks if I pay much in tax. She smashed the kitchen apart when I once did a speech for just £10,000 – even though I explained it was just a way to get that charities name on my CV that I could then milk for millions but even that wasn’t good enough for her.

        • 264
          Anonymous says:

          Considering the way he has been coining it since he lost to his brother, he wont work for peanuts !

      • 53
        Djingo says:

        That’s the only sensible thing you’ve ever said here. Well done! :-)

        • 58
          thickasthieves says:

          It isn’t the real Jimmy! Someone has been posting today as Jimmy but not his usal twattish search for spelling mistakes.

          And yes, Millitwat snr will no doubt be lining his pockets.

      • 60
        WVM says:

        Okay okay, who the fuck are you and what have you done with the real Jimmy?

    • 78
      Engineer says:

      Milipede Major has no doubt taken a long, hard look at British politics and realised that the next decade is going to be a hard one. Austerity, balancing the books, being unpopular and having very little of other peoples’ money to give away. In short, not many medals to be won. So he’s taking a high-earning break for a few years with a view to making a comeback when the hard political work has been done by others, and he can slither back in and take the cream.

      If he really cared about public service, he’s stay and help clear up the mess. By this action, you see the modern political class in their true colours. Good riddance.

      • 107
        Old Nick says:

        Ah but quitting in midstream will have all his party faithful cursing him for triggering a by election and so, I will have to keep a place for him somewhere warm where he will see endless broadcasts of brother Ed taking the party leadership from him. Ah, I know, he can sit next to Cain……

      • 162
        John Bellingham says:

        When a former foreign secretary with at least 20 years left in public life and always a leading candidate for leadership of his party or a major sinecure in the EU or head a of a major institution does a runner, then that’s not blood running in the streets–it is liquid shit.

      • 265
        Anonymous says:

        Mandelson said almost the same on R4 last night, he wasnt so honest, obviously.David will be back in a few years, probably with a peerage for services to international rescue, Lord Tracey or something !

    • 85
      NE Frontiersman says:

      But how will Sunderland AFC manage?

      • 94
        Sunderland Season Ticket Holder says:

        Some truth in the rumours he was asked to step down from Sunderland then !

        Attempting to save face. what a loser

        • 229
          Catty Comment (Ms) says:

          Sunderland – Wonderland – Dunderland – Plunderland.

          Typical career path of his type.

  3. 3
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      • 61
        Anonymous says:

        I always said he was a fucking woodentop.

        • 93
          Anonymous says:

          Is he rescuing people from torture ?

          • Anonymous says:

            Torture? You mean from having to listen to his own third class Bliar imitation speeches?

            What are we doing anyway with a picture of Andy Burnham above when the thread is about Miliband major?

    • 160
      Ed Miliband, another puppet, says:

      I wath alwayth more a Captain Thcarlet man mythelf, can’t you tell?
      All you need to do to know that, ith to thee how even when I’m getting dethtroyed at PMQ’th, I keep returning from the dead, to fight again and again…

  4. 4
    Snotty says:

    Thunderbirds are go!

  5. 5
    Cunning Stunt says:

    1 down 1 to go

    • 38
      1 down 649 to go says:

      Are you talking ‘Davids’ or are you talking ‘Milibands’?

    • 252
      Jeffrey Bernard says:

      Milimajor has obviously decided that there is an increasingly real possibility his loathsome brother might win the next election and has decided to get ahead of the rush for the exit.

  6. 6

    fuck off one tory in a red coat less.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Unless Ed quits in the morning and steals this one out from underneath him as well

    • 88
      Oh, Brother says:

      lol. But remember the Parliamentary Party wanted him as Leader. The Unions said No. Now they forced him out of the party and out of the country. Power to the People!

      • 178
        Anonymous says:

        Good news: Labour gets shot of another of Tony’s Mates. Bit by bit the tide is turning, and we are starting to reclaim OUR Party. New Labour RIP.

  8. 8
    A very thick socialist says:

    An international rescue for David Milibland. Is he so lost up his own arse and needs rescuing?

    • 233
      Matilda says:

      He has just been privatised and will now learn to ski and pilot (nearly got that wrong!) a lifeboat (whilst simultaneously chewing gum)

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    One more less champagne socialist to car about

  10. 10
    kebabmon says:

    Obviously this is an unpaid voluntary role…

  11. 11
    Millipeed Stamper says:

    Diddums! Finally realised that brother Millipeed is not going to share his toys!

  12. 12
    For all you Justin B!eber fans out there says:

    B!eber has been doing an Owen Jones on his neighbour:

    D Miliband leaves us only with E Miliband and a ball sack.

    ‘The International Rescue Committee (IRC) responds to the world’s worst humanitarian crises and helps people to survive and rebuild their lives. ‘

  13. 13
    Council tennant with a spare room says:

    well he’s certainly not Brains – he’s more john tracy, the one they dumped in earth orbit and forgot about!

    • 155
      Quiet Bat Person says:

      Alastair Campbell gave David Miliband the nickname ‘Brains’.

      Campbell has a great sense of humour.

      • 234
        Matilda says:

        The ‘B’ was a typo. It should have been a ‘D’.

        Not a lot of people know that.

  14. 14
    Ed Militwit's One Dumb Nation and 3 devolved Nations. says:

    I shallth missth him.

  15. 15
    Caligula is back from hollies says:

    More cash in New York

    and there is no business like the charity business

    • 89
      NE Frontiersman says:

      @14: Where The Workfare Money Goes – Charity Rich List Released

      • 96
        milliquid. says:

        top earner in the chariti sectr earns close to a mill.

        • 235
          Catty Comment(Ms) says:

          Yet again I have to remind people not to confuse ‘earn’ with ‘gets paid’. They are not the same thing.

    • 115
      Outnumbered says:

      His wife and children are American born. Good Luck to them all.
      The only hope for the Coalition is that Labour will go into the next General Election with Weird Ed and a manifesto full of Balls.

  16. 16
    The last Quango in Paris says:

    Proving yet again there are no hard feelings!??

  17. 17
    Cracked Mirror says:

    Can you trust the Mirror to tell the truth? It is a Labour kok sucking pile of poo!

  18. 19
    Casual Observer says:

    By-election in South Shields eh ?

    UKIP didn’t field anyone last time by the look of it, but David M has a 30.43% majority over Conservatives at 2010 GE having taken 52.02% of the vote.

    Will be interesting to see what UKIP can muster, good test of the water in the NE.

    • 30
      Ed Militwit's One Dumb Nation and 3 Devolved Nations. says:

      Get a devolved parliamenth for Englandth andth you can have asth many Ukippersth as you like.

    • 110
      Old Nick says:

      My minions whisper that my faithful servant Blair may find Southshields to his liking – it’s somewhat colder than here…

    • 137
      Nigle says:

      Then UKIP will also be able to claim they have got someone with Polish blood to leave the UK.

      • 226
        I Remember You Hoo says:


        I think you will find that the poisonous Miliband clan, are as Polish as they are English.

    • 268
      Anonymous says:

      People in South Shields are the originators of the saying “put a red rosette on a monkey and labour will vote for it “. I mean you can see how much David M must have had in common with the electorate cant you ?

  19. 20
    A Droyd says:

    Shouldn’t they be running this story next Monday?

  20. 21
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Close the door behind you!

  21. 22
    David Taxi Milliband says:

    If you look at my earnings over the last year or so

    You will see that I have been a Super Taxi for hire in the true Labour tradition

    Now I will be nearer AIPAC and all my real friends

    I happily leave Britain now that we have wrecked it

    • 120
      The wizz says:

      Truly a pupil of our Liebour PM Bliar.

    • 236
      Catty Comment(Ms) says:

      Will you get your ‘severance’ pay for walking out on your constituents; and of course before you go don’t forget to fill in your pension form for future use.

    • 248
      Grrr says:

      Why don’t you piss off to Iran

      Racist Scum.

  22. 23
    Jay Effkay says:

    He knows it’s better doing charity work in New York than trying to work with Labour and their increasingly hardline fringes backed by union funding.

    • 26
      RIP New Labour says:

      Is there anyone left on Labour’s right?

      Liam Byrne is about to be defenestrated.

      Len McClusky is eliminating his enemies one by one.

      • 35
        nellnewman says:

        Indeed he is – and as len clusky will find out in 2015 his views are unelectable!

        But let’s not discourage him !

      • 97
        The Red Cross says:

        No one left to anser for the killings and torture of rendition

        Huge cover up

        Blair offshore

        Banana Millie offshore

        Mandelson offshore

        Gangsters the lot of them like their cousins the oligarchs

  23. 24
    damned impertinent questions says:

    It will be a shame. We, his former subjects, shall miss him. Especially Ed. His towering intellect and mastery of communication and the needs of poor people (like us, made poor by his Government) will be sorely misssed. Oh yes. Honestly

  24. 25
    Doh! says:

    Miliband quitting? Ah, the wrong Miliband again.

  25. 27
    Ed Milipiss says:

    Who gives a f**k, if you’re gonna have a socialist on the green benches, you may as well have one that turns up to work, unlike this idle, spoilt loser

  26. 31
    Dazed and confused says:

    Thank you and goodbye… We will never forget you Ed Milliband

  27. 32
    nellnewman says:

    I suspect edmilitwit’s labour , now that his brother is departing, will be somewhere left of stalin!

    • 56
      Ed Militwit's One Dumb Nation and 3 Devolved Nations. says:

      I am not convincedth I can come upth with somethingth asth sophisticatedth as Stalin’s radical planths for industrialisthation but I willth try my besth.

    • 269
      Anonymous says:

      I still think Ed wont lead Labour in to the next election. I mean can you seriously see him as PM? no, dont laugh !

  28. 33
    Ed Miliband = National Plonker says:

    If he can’t work with his brother, how can the nation?

    • 239
      Matilda says:

      We now have one nation – one brother.

      The ‘brothers’ at Unite will be very happy about all this.

  29. 34
    Robin Friday says:

    “working for a charity”. I’m guessing thats code for “making shedloads of cash while not actually giving a toss about anyone other then me”. Fairly standard champagne socialist stuff.

  30. 36
    McMilitwit. The Man with a plan! says:

    He came, he scammed, pocketed the cash and went. Back again to join the gravy train that is the House of Lords.

  31. 37
    nellnewman says:

    His american wife always wanted him to go to America.

    They will make loads of money as is the way with ex labour folks aka bliar!

    The UK labour party meanwhile will continue it’s decline into perfidy!!

    • 44
      1 down 649 to go says:

      How are your turnips coping with this global warming nell?

      • 58
        nellnewman says:

        No leftwing global warming here sweetie !!!

        -4 this morning and looks like getting colder.

        Tell me again what that agw con was all about??!

        • 63
          1 down 649 to go says:


  32. 39
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And he’s the fucker who signed that effing Lisbon Treaty first. AND without any lawful mandate to do so.

    • 62
      nellnewman says:

      If you elect labour to power don’t expect they’ll do anything with lawful mandate!!

      Like the nazi’s they are a law to themselves!

      • 77
        kissi babe. says:

        kissinger is involved with int rescue and he ain’t no herbal remedy.

      • 79
        Progressive Plugholes says:

        Labour are somewhat different from the Nazis though since they did at least not have a purposeful policy of ethnically cleansing their own people from Germany. In Britain, Labour did and still do. As for David Miliband, he’s just doing doing a Dame Shirley Porter because he knows he can never live down being complicit in tor*turing people.

      • 83
        The National Socialists says:

        pleaze dont put us in ze same stin*king cess*pit as Zanu*Lie*Labor…….!!

    • 240
      Matilda says:

      … and destroyed the irreplaceable Foreign Office library. He should be strung up by his big toe and left to rot.

  33. 41
    Len McCluskey How Trade Unions can shift Labour left 11 September 2012 says:

    • 90
      JH3824092384023 says:

      Why are lefty women such dour, joyless miseries.

      I really, really hope this rabble move Labour to the left. They despise the man who gave them three election victories by dragging them to the right – a return to petulant student trot bullshit will make them unelectable for 20 years.

      The fact that this guy has Miliband by the balls is delightful, no wonder Mili always looks like a rabbit in headlights – he is terrified the union money will suddenly stop.

      Ed David Ed David Miliband fucking off to the promised land will help. There is now no alternative to Ed.

      • 127
        The wizz says:

        You a forgetting one Ms. Y. Cooper, by heaven even I wouldn’t want to bump into that on a dark night.

        • 135
          Weygand says:

          We know which one has the Balls in that couple – it ain’t the fat boy but the principal/le boy.

          Or is she just a pantomime dame?

        • 152
          Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

          She’s not a pretty sight in broad daylight, either. Still, at least if you can see her, it gives you a chance to avoid her.

        • 270
          Anonymous says:

          She was whingeing about the immigration dept yesterday, God they all sound like embarassing mad relatives, who can be relied on to show themselves up at family Do`s !

    • 180
      anon says:

      The reason I think socialists are mad is because I can see their brain is following some “narrative”, about class struggle etc. It really is something you just have to believe – there is no logic involved.

      And here, this guy is talking about how to promote “the narrative”! He is aware he’s just selling a story, but at the same time he believes it (I think).

      How can someone live with that much cognitive dissonance?

      • 221
        JH3824092384023 says:

        How can someone live with that much cognitive dissonance?

        They can’t. It’s why lefties always always have weird, wonky faces that are being twisted from within by the unbearable weight of the inner contradictions they have to frantically maintain. All that spite, directed outwards at their evil Tory hate objects, while frantically overcompensating in their fervent rictus-smiled support for their fetishised sacred cows.

        All the while, desperately trying to avoid facing up to the fact that all this is just misdirected self-hatred and a carefully avoided secret wish for their own destruction.

        I really wish they would keep it to themselves rather than trying to inflict it on my country, society, r@ce and culture as a whole.

    • 222
      JH3824092384023 says:

      Whoa. Just realised that the mardy harridan on the lower right of the video preview is in fact, Doreen. Makes sense.

  34. 43
    Anonymous says:

    If only he could take that oaf Brown with him.

    • 118
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Well, he can, in a manner of spe*aking– remember, Mongo has that UN gig and that lecture series at NYU, right? Old home week for the two ex-pat Brits in NY, with Louise Mensch in a bipartisan show of solidarity. Laurie Penny might even try to crash the party if she’s in town, as she has been known to be in NY on occasion.

      • 242
        Matilda says:

        Hey! They can all go on Piers’s show together and delight the whole world with their bonkers ideas. Perhaps they could also borrow Owen for the evening!

        By the by, when he gets there, do you think Obarmy will give him a green card or a red card?

      • 271
        Anonymous says:

        Who attends lectures by these people ? seriously?

  35. 45
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Did I read Heseltine’s name in the Mirror today or was it someone else?

  36. 47
    Ed Militwit's One Dumb Nation and 3 Devolved Nations. says:

    He wasth very Blairiteth wherasth I’m more Disthraeli! Or is that more disthorienthated? I canth remember. Disthorganizedth! Maybe thath’s it.

  37. 48
    Steve Miliband says:

    Over-rated wind bag. Even useless Ed beat him.

    • 51
      Blowing Whistles says:

      He and Hilary clingon got on just fine – as marxists do?

    • 103
      The Red Cross says:

      Milliband grandfather Polish Bolscheiv

      Millieband father Belgian Marxist

      Banana Millieband Psuedo charity worker taking millions on the side from neo cons in America and elsewhere- having approved criminal rendition

      Stateless chancers and criminals

  38. 50
    WVM says:

    So he’s jetting off to the US of A?
    He’ll have to take that fucking knife out of his back, their customs are rather strict about that sort of thing.

  39. 52
    nellnewman says:

    This’ll all be about David Miliband Ltd making a killing won’t it?

    The kinnochios, bliar’s, brown’s and now militwit snr ltd , know how to make a klilling don’t they ?!

    • 74
      Anonymous says:

      When it comes down to brass tacks, we all know that the avowed socialist will show their true colours and fuck over the little people.

  40. 55
    Steve Miliband says:

    You reading this Gordon? His constituency duties were getting in the way of making money so he quit. Ringing any bells?

    • 69
      nellnewman says:

      gordon’s a scotsman ! If he can keep drawing £65k sslary plus £100k expenses plus £100k office exenses for doing nothing he’s going to keep doing it for as long possible!!

    • 111
      McGollum says:

      Right..I’m coming down there to give you a damn good taxing!
      I’m going to give you English buggers the taxing of a lifetime.
      You’ll be begging me..begging me, for a 79% bottom rate of tax when I’ve finished with you.

      I should have moved the city of London to Fort William. I knew I should have, but Liam Byrne talked me out of it.

      Well..I won’t make that mistake when I’m Prime Minister again in 2015

  41. 64
    DAVE fire sale CAMERMONG says:


  42. 65
    St Bob McMilitwit says:

    Give us yer feckin money!

  43. 66
    Keep the crescent flag flying here says:

    The working class can kiss Mohammeds arse we’ve got the Muslim vote at last

    • 71
      Anonymous says:

      Tell the asian twats to fuck right off.

      • 84
        nellnewman says:

        I think our economy would do better if we told our UK benefit troughers to do that! There is , according to stats, rather more of them!!

  44. 72
    Casual Observer says:

    Another defection on the local council front to UKIP:

    New Forest District Councillor, Chris Lagdon, has defected to UKIP

    - Conservative, switched over decision to start charging disabled for parking.

    • 247
      Matilda says:

      If elected persons decide to change their party allegience, should they not resign and seek a new mandate from their electorate?

  45. 75
    Tony Benn says:

    I’ve gone digital. Apparently.

    • 130
      Weygand says:

      I think that means someone’s got their finger up your bum – probably checking your prostate.

  46. 82
    nellnewman says:

    So dave militwit is going to New York as labour lurches violently to the left .

    I’m sure his mentor bliar will be telling him he has done the right thing to get out before the labour titanic, under control of the captain edmilitwit, crashes and sinks!!

  47. 95
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    If David Miliband really thought labour was viable, why would he leave. He knows labour under Ed Miliband have nothing to offer.

    • 116
      Bingo says:

      Bingo. Why hang around with the nut job lefties silently seizing control of Labour?

    • 145
      An observer says:

      David Milliband is nit a fool

      He knows he clusterfick his government left

      He is not going to waste his time sorting out the mess

      Especially as he would be heavily criticised by all and sundry

      So he just fucks off to a cushy job in New York with the neio cons

      Just a totally irresponsible ponzi criminal -but what do you expect from Primrose Hill barrow boys?!

      Colin Powell and Condy Rice are on his Board

      Along with the usual suspects, hedgies, private equity opertors, lawyers etc

      And even a guy who prides himself on having been a “managing director at Lehmann Brothers” FFS

      Shows none of thse people have any shame

  48. 98
    Thunderbirds are GO! says:
  49. 101
    MB. says:

    I wonder if his brother was included in the close allies who he confided in before the announcement?

  50. 105
    Emily Thornberry's speaking bathroom scales says:

    Your still a fat bitch, now get off.

  51. 108
    Anonymous says:

    i oh so wonder if common purpose have anything to do with this outfit

  52. 109
    Saffron says:

    So Red Ed,s brother is now quiting,what a loss of bannana man NOT.
    Red Ed should also feck off out of UK politics because him and his family are migrants to this land and his past family supported the USSR.
    Millipede junior has shown himself to be an absolute asshole who so far has a blank piece of paper as to what his policies are.
    RED LEN is backing the wrong horse in this race,come the May elections lets see who is backing who,prepare yourselves for some surprises.
    We now have three parties who are absolutely shitting themselves as to what UKIP might do to them next time round.

  53. 121
    Anonymous says:

    What will ukip do for the by election ? If they stand but do badly or bottle it then they’re not a serious player.

    • 140
      Casual Observer says:

      If UKIP stand, going by how they did in Middlesbrough, they could well come in a serious second putting the Conservatives into third.

      It would be a reasonably good gauge for how UKIP are being perceived in the North. I suspect they would do Ok if they fielded a candidate, which would make it undeniably ‘real’ for the LibLabCon.

  54. 123
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    C4′s Guru-Murthy showed his true colours tonight when interviewing Andy Burnham. Burnham knew he would get off lightly from a lefty interviewer, that’s the reason he agreed to appear.
    C4 News is a disgrace.

  55. 128
    Weygand says:

    In the long run he will realise that it was his lucky day when Wallace nudged him out of the way to seize the poisoned cheese, er chalice.

  56. 129
    Harry Krishna says:

    Yes it is back to Hilary Clinton

  57. 131
    Tax Avoidance, it's a very Labour Thing. says:

    What is it with Labour Big wigs and Lucrative “Charity” Scams?

    Yes like Blair and Like Brown, Mr David Wright Miliband has set up the Office of David Miliband Limited so that he can avoid UK taxes.

    • 134
      Ken Livingstone says:

      people need to pay their taxes and hide behind companies or their spouses

    • 138
      Multi Millionaires R Us says:

      Click his name and then do a house price search of his address. His next door neighbour got £4,950,000 in 2008. I bet he’s not best pleased with his Little Bruv’s mansion tax thingy.

      • 141
        Tax inspector says:

        He will rent it out to an oligarch cousin

        Hereditary marxism it’s called

        His father Adolph explained how to trick his way through lige

    • 139
      Rendition Milliband says:

      My crooked handlers Blair and Mandelson told me to avoid tax like they do

      We represent the unacceptable face of capitalism

  58. 136
    Denis Healey says:

    Let’s leave he tEU and go begging to the IMF again

    I did it before in 1976, to my eternal shame

  59. 142
    it's not me, it's my mate says:

    Who cares, his constituents will just vote another Liebour clone in and carry on pleading poverty hoping that Liebour will get back in, as, laugh! , a goverment and shower peoples hard earned taxes on the lazy sods who voted the clone in.

  60. 143
    US Watch says:

    Very wise counsel:

    • 148
      An observer says:

      Being a major casino operator he must know athing or two about skimming

      Which technically is the term used to desribe what the crupiers “take off thetop” for the m

      • 151
        An observer says:

        what the croupiers “take off the top” for the mafia bosses

        Since the tax on laundered money in Cyprus bank accounts is on illegal funds

        It is quite the reverse of what the casino operator Trump says

        But I suppose Trump’s friends do not like paying tax ,,,

        • 159
          Paulie Walnuts says:


        • 173
          Casual Observer says:

          An overt wealth tax on bank deposits would likely result in insurrection in the US, and we are yet to see where this is going to lead in Europe.

          There is a fear that the current communist in the White House may try this one. This sort of stupidity demonstrates why holding onto the right and means to defend yourself from tyranny is important.

          Tax is theft, but is different to stealing.

          Overt government stealing of bank deposits is a crime against capital which the people should consider a capital offence, and impose a capital punishment.

          • Bernie Madoff says:

            You are a money laundering London banker

            And I claim my £5

            PS Thanks for the help in the past…

          • Curly says:

            Fastest and most efficient way to return to the bl*ck cash only economy. Should take about 3 days to have fully up and running.

    • 155
      Jack says:

      Trump talking to Washington Times

      Another paper belonging to the Murdoch Mob

    • 184
      Vidal Sassoon's syrup of figs says:

      I don’t think you could skim any more of his top.

  61. 147
    Fishy says:

    WTF is up with Paxo tonight? Are he and Mair trying to out-monster each other?

    Just in case he’d forgotten, when he has a go at the Health Minister – the Stafford disaster happened on Labour’s watch. It’s not the Tories who have made the NHS ‘not fit for purpose’ as he says.

    And guess what…he’s found a group of people who don’t want things to change who object to the Governments desire to improve things.

    Where do the BBC find these people?

  62. 150
    Margaret Beckett says:

    I want to be leader again!

  63. 153
    Eton Rifles says:

    Miliband minor is New Labour and is as patriotic as Tony Blair… Bring the country to its knees, then piss off to distant shores. Money talks and bullshit walks – There must be megga $$$ in it for this fake socialist !!!

    • 158
      Madoff Mandelson, it's in the blood says:

      It is called the Labour Ponzi Scheme

      Fraud your way into becoing filthy rich

      And then joke about abolishing boom and bust like I do

      While working with well known crooks offshore

  64. 154
    Pinstriped Chancer says:

    How a career politician can possibly hope to hold down a ‘big job’ in the real world frankly escapes me. Hang on, its an ‘International Charity.’
    No doubt he’ll be exchanging his ‘expertise’ for a very modest salary? Otherwise it would just be taking the piss right?

    • 164
      MI5 says:

      He has not landed a “real job”

      These are calold “token jobs” for past services rendered

      In this case covering the asses of Bush, Powell, Condi Rice and the neo-cons

      The last two are actually on the board of this “charity”

      They have replaced “International Rendition and Wars Crimes” with “International Rescue”

      It is just another neo con con trick

      They are not called con artists for nothing these discredited people

      • 256
        Curly says:

        can anybody tell us exactly who and/or what it is that they all rush off to rescue? Apart from their bank accounts naturally..

  65. 165
    Anonymous says:
    • 169
      Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

      The real odds should be 1/50 fav.

      Stick a red rosette in a piece of dog crap and the Libor party faithful up there will vote for it.

      • 198
        One of the revolting plebs says:

        Plus the 250,000 South Shields pos*tal votes for Zanu*Lie*Labor……

        all to be posted from the sub*contin*ent this week*end

        it will be a shoo in…..although it will have a revolting nauseous odour

        for a very long time…….but hey this is red rosette & all it entails…….

        Nothing changes…….

  66. 166
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Very modest expertise for a modest salary. Sounds reasonable.

  67. 168
  68. 171
    David Miliband says:

    Even I’ve realised Labour are fucked.

  69. 172
    Pollster says:

    South Shields is deep CHAV country

    They are barely out of the sheep shagging era

    Inbred and violent supporters of the Peckhams as well

    We risk our lives polling these

    We try only to telephone

    Window lickers should steer clear for their health and safety

    • 203
      BBC spokes person says:

      We won’t venture anywhere near that part of the country

      & don’t even think about the totally bia*sed QT pro*gramme coming from

      there, as EVEN the Beeb could not afford the One day insurance premium cover

      for DD…….

  70. 176
    Tracy says:

    I don’t think Milibanana is suited to International Rescue. Now Michael Gove is, He would make a great Brains.

  71. 179
    Power Vacuum says:

    The question which I have is how this affects the ambitions of would-be replacements for Ed?

    I have always assumed that David being treated as the likely contender was helping to supress the ambitions of the wannabes. With David out of the way, what is stopping the manouevres?

  72. 182
    Jimmy says:

    The average IQ in the Commons is set to plummet.

  73. 193
    One of the revolting plebs now voting UKIP.Org says:

    Further insight how a EUSSR banker (aka fcuking wan*ker) tries to evade

    answering the question………

    Vote UKIP to get us away for good from these commies……..

  74. 195
    Busted Nokia says:

    first real job since leaving university

  75. 213
    Joe Public on PAYE,Still Over Taxed & bled dry on everything says:

    See David Senior is standing down as MP today, 27 March 2013, & taking up

    new position in New York, USA

    In UK the new Tax Year starts on Saturday 06 April 2013……….

    I wonder IF there is a latent reason for the sudden rush by him to get out

    of the country before then………..

    Not that I am implying any of our Hon Members of Parliament would

    try to reduce there tax bills…..perish the thought they would even think

    of doing such a thing……

    Any thoughts ??????

  76. 214
    Joe Public on PAYE,Still Over Taxed & bled dry on everything says:

    See David Senior is standing down as MP today, 27 March 2013, & taking up
    new position in New York, USA
    In UK the new Tax Year starts on Saturday 06 April 2013……….
    I wonder IF there is a latent reason for the sudden rush by him to get out
    of the country before then………..
    Not that I am implying any of our Hon Members of Parliament would
    try to reduce there tax bills…..perish the thought they would even think
    of doing such a thing……
    Any thoughts ??????

  77. 215
    Whose money is it anyway? says:

    A landslide for labour with 150% of the postal vote and ending up with more votes than voters, this is the new order, the plebs do not even need to bother to vote any more, the regime does it for you.

  78. 216
    Common Purpose is evil says:

    Charities have sorry to say have become ponzi schemes to collect cash from gullible public 80% goes in ‘wages’ to their top directors. Why would Millipede leave if he’s nor been well rewarded. A few years back I was reading about UNICEF Ireland and it was clear that a handful of directors were trousering about €6 million a year in wages.

  79. 217
    albacore says:

    One Miliband fewer to brighten our existence
    But his memory will have eternal persistence
    With fortitude we’ll overcome this terrible pain
    And, yes! – a grieving nation may yet arise again!
    For, even in this darkest and most desperate hour
    We’re still blessed with the rest of the LibLabCon shower

  80. 218
    he savant10.4 highway patrol says:


    1 )Cyprus — What chance exchange controls coming off ” within the next few weeks … ” if you have a Central Banker whose first nameis PANICOS?

    2) Dosen t BORIS look a complete top dollar grade A wanker on p 39 of today’s METRO. Being a guitar rock God is not his strong suit .

    3 ) Chinese flight passenger physically beats up hostess on plane because plane took off six hours late . Rest of passengers clapped and cheered . Perhaps we should emulate for our politicians (?).

  81. 220
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    testing testing

  82. 223
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Re Jade — Dog Attack .

    FIVE dogs all staffies and pit bulls attack one little defenceless girl and kill her in screaming agony .

    The humanoid flotsam who own or owns these animals should be bitten to death in the same way .
    An eye for an eye .

    Proof ; Not much thievery goes on in Saudi Arabia given the sentence for a convicted robber is the ” beautifying ” of his / her hands in the public square after Friday prayers .

    Go figure .

    • 241
      Dave -- Your Caring Prime Minister says:

      I really do think you should be more considerate of the needs of these pet lovers in our all inclusive multiracial PC paradise that I am working so hard to promote.

      I do hope the owners are receiving all the bennies they are entitled to. We will send a group of advisers and counsellors around to them immediately.

  83. 224
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    What about all these unemployed Cypriots coming into the country now adding to the influx of BulgarianS Romanians Baltics et al ?


  84. 225
    Bless their pointy little heads says:

    Always thought the ‘special relationship’ was hugely overrated.

  85. 227

    What distressing news to wake up to.

    I am distraught.

    If this charity was that good, could it have not taken 649 others?

  86. 230
    Stavros says:

    One nation: USA

    You know you’ve got it wrong when even your own brother sees his future abroad.

  87. 243
    Casual Observer says:

    At least one member of the marxist illegal immigrant family is fucking off abroad — good riddance.

  88. 244
    Frank Booth says:

    Shouldn’t there be a change in the law so that when an MP ‘bails-out’ mid-term and forces a bye-election THEY PICK UP THE £80,000+ cost?!

    • 259
      joolz says:

      good idea, take it from their pension pot

    • 260
      Curly says:

      … and forfeit the “MP’s leaving package”…

      .. oh, and return all the iPads they have bought at our expense.

      • 262
        joolz says:

        return any monies spent in the last 90 days, as they would have been thinking, well if mps think, that long

  89. 275
    Berlock says:

    Before you go David remember to shred your expense sheets ,poor old Tony nearly forgot to when he gave way to his dear friend Gordon.

  90. 276
    el_tel says:

    The guy he’s replacing (Dr George Rupp) was paid $477,000 by IRC in 2011 (according to IRC’s S990). Nice work if you can get it.
    Of course he’s only doing it for humanitarian reasons…

  91. 280
    Ed Silliband says:

    Good riddance

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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