March 26th, 2013

+ + + David Miliband Quitting Parliament + + +


280 Comments

  1. 1
    David Cameron the turd says:

    Fuck me. He’s joining the Thunderbirds.

  2. 2
    Devolution Max. says:

    :) Byeeee!

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Snotty says:

    Thunderbirds are go!

  5. 5
    Cunning Stunt says:

    1 down 1 to go

  6. 6

    fuck off one tory in a red coat less.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Unless Ed quits in the morning and steals this one out from underneath him as well

  8. 8
    A very thick socialist says:

    An international rescue for David Milibland. Is he so lost up his own arse and needs rescuing?

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    One more less champagne socialist to car about

  10. 10
    kebabmon says:

    Obviously this is an unpaid voluntary role…

  11. 11
    Millipeed Stamper says:

    Diddums! Finally realised that brother Millipeed is not going to share his toys!

  12. 12
    For all you Justin B!eber fans out there says:

    B!eber has been doing an Owen Jones on his neighbour:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2299559/Justin-Bieber-investigated-assault-violent-confrontation-neighbour.html

    D Miliband leaves us only with E Miliband and a ball sack.

    ‘The International Rescue Committee (IRC) responds to the world’s worst humanitarian crises and helps people to survive and rebuild their lives. ‘

  13. 13
    Council tennant with a spare room says:

    well he’s certainly not Brains – he’s more john tracy, the one they dumped in earth orbit and forgot about!

  14. 14
    Ed Militwit's One Dumb Nation and 3 devolved Nations. says:

    I shallth missth him.

  15. 15
    Caligula is back from hollies says:

    More cash in New York

    and there is no business like the charity business

  16. 16
    The last Quango in Paris says:

    Proving yet again there are no hard feelings!??

  17. 17
    Cracked Mirror says:

    Can you trust the Mirror to tell the truth? It is a Labour kok sucking pile of poo!

  18. 18
  19. 19
    Casual Observer says:

    By-election in South Shields eh ?

    UKIP didn’t field anyone last time by the look of it, but David M has a 30.43% majority over Conservatives at 2010 GE having taken 52.02% of the vote.

    Will be interesting to see what UKIP can muster, good test of the water in the NE.

  20. 20
    A Droyd says:

    Shouldn’t they be running this story next Monday?

  21. 21
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Close the door behind you!

  22. 22
    David Taxi Milliband says:

    If you look at my earnings over the last year or so

    You will see that I have been a Super Taxi for hire in the true Labour tradition

    Now I will be nearer AIPAC and all my real friends

    I happily leave Britain now that we have wrecked it

  23. 23
    Jay Effkay says:

    He knows it’s better doing charity work in New York than trying to work with Labour and their increasingly hardline fringes backed by union funding.

  24. 24
    damned impertinent questions says:

    It will be a shame. We, his former subjects, shall miss him. Especially Ed. His towering intellect and mastery of communication and the needs of poor people (like us, made poor by his Government) will be sorely misssed. Oh yes. Honestly

  25. 25
    Doh! says:

    Miliband quitting? Ah, the wrong Miliband again.

  26. 26
    RIP New Labour says:

    Is there anyone left on Labour’s right?

    Liam Byrne is about to be defenestrated.

    Len McClusky is eliminating his enemies one by one.

  27. 27
    Ed Milipiss says:

    Who gives a f**k, if you’re gonna have a socialist on the green benches, you may as well have one that turns up to work, unlike this idle, spoilt loser

  28. 28
    RIP New Labour says:

    Labour are lurching to the left and he knows there’s no future for a moderate voice with Unite and Red Len funding the putsch.

  29. 29
    nellnewman says:

    Yep! Absolutely!

  30. 30
    Ed Militwit's One Dumb Nation and 3 Devolved Nations. says:

    Get a devolved parliamenth for Englandth andth you can have asth many Ukippersth as you like.

  31. 31
    Dazed and confused says:

    Thank you and goodbye… We will never forget you Ed Milliband

  32. 32
    nellnewman says:

    I suspect edmilitwit’s labour , now that his brother is departing, will be somewhere left of stalin!

  33. 33
    Ed Miliband = National Plonker says:

    If he can’t work with his brother, how can the nation?

  34. 34
    Robin Friday says:

    “working for a charity”. I’m guessing thats code for “making shedloads of cash while not actually giving a toss about anyone other then me”. Fairly standard champagne socialist stuff.

  35. 35
    nellnewman says:

    Indeed he is – and as len clusky will find out in 2015 his views are unelectable!

    But let’s not discourage him !

  36. 36
    McMilitwit. The Man with a plan! says:

    He came, he scammed, pocketed the cash and went. Back again to join the gravy train that is the House of Lords.

  37. 37
    nellnewman says:

    His american wife always wanted him to go to America.

    They will make loads of money as is the way with ex labour folks aka bliar!

    The UK labour party meanwhile will continue it’s decline into perfidy!!

  38. 38
    1 down 649 to go says:

    Are you talking ‘Davids’ or are you talking ‘Milibands’?

  39. 39
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And he’s the fucker who signed that effing Lisbon Treaty first. AND without any lawful mandate to do so.

  40. 40
    Barnehurst Bob says:

    Correct, but if they get in at the next election, we are all going back to the 1970s

  41. 41
    Len McCluskey How Trade Unions can shift Labour left 11 September 2012 says:

  42. 42
    Engineer says:

    Unpaid, but with spectacularly good expenses.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    If only he could take that oaf Brown with him.

  44. 44
    1 down 649 to go says:

    How are your turnips coping with this global warming nell?

  45. 45
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Did I read Heseltine’s name in the Mirror today or was it someone else?

  46. 46
    Jimmy says:

    Does anyone else remember when going to work for a charity meant real personal sacrifice and such people were looked up to, they were giving up money, comfort, convenience and giving their lives to serve others, often getting their hands very dirty.

    Something tells me this will be like Blair’s “charities” that just happen to necessitate lobbying governments in 5 star hotels in exotic locations that need a 1st class flight to get there.

  47. 47
    Ed Militwit's One Dumb Nation and 3 Devolved Nations. says:

    He wasth very Blairiteth wherasth I’m more Disthraeli! Or is that more disthorienthated? I canth remember. Disthorganizedth! Maybe thath’s it.

  48. 48
    Steve Miliband says:

    Over-rated wind bag. Even useless Ed beat him.

  49. 49
    Milliband wagon says:

    Don’t forget the millions for ” office expenses”

  50. 50
    WVM says:

    So he’s jetting off to the US of A?
    He’ll have to take that fucking knife out of his back, their customs are rather strict about that sort of thing.

  51. 51
    Blowing Whistles says:

    He and Hilary clingon got on just fine – as marxists do?

  52. 52
    nellnewman says:

    This’ll all be about David Miliband Ltd making a killing won’t it?

    The kinnochios, bliar’s, brown’s and now militwit snr ltd , know how to make a klilling don’t they ?!

  53. 53
    Djingo says:

    That’s the only sensible thing you’ve ever said here. Well done! :-)

  54. 54
    Jimmy says:

    The space bar is that long key at the bottom of your … oh, forget it.

  55. 55
    Steve Miliband says:

    You reading this Gordon? His constituency duties were getting in the way of making money so he quit. Ringing any bells?

  56. 56
    Trembler says:

    >the world’s worst humanitarian crises

    e.g. the one in Britain, 1997-2010.

  57. 57
    Ed Militwit's One Dumb Nation and 3 Devolved Nations. says:

    I am not convincedth I can come upth with somethingth asth sophisticatedth as Stalin’s radical planths for industrialisthation but I willth try my besth.

  58. 58
    nellnewman says:

    No leftwing global warming here sweetie !!!

    -4 this morning and looks like getting colder.

    Tell me again what that agw con was all about??!

  59. 59
    thickasthieves says:

    It isn’t the real Jimmy! Someone has been posting today as Jimmy but not his usal twattish search for spelling mistakes.

    And yes, Millitwat snr will no doubt be lining his pockets.

  60. 60
    WVM says:

    Okay okay, who the fuck are you and what have you done with the real Jimmy?

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    I always said he was a fucking woodentop.

  62. 62
    nellnewman says:

    If you elect labour to power don’t expect they’ll do anything with lawful mandate!!

    Like the nazi’s they are a law to themselves!

  63. 63
    1 down 649 to go says:

    ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

  64. 64
    DAVE fire sale CAMERMONG says:

    TAKE YOUR FUCKING BROTHER WITH YOU

  65. 65
    St Bob McMilitwit says:

    Give us yer feckin money!

  66. 66
    Keep the crescent flag flying here says:

    The working class can kiss Mohammeds arse we’ve got the Muslim vote at last

  67. 67
    spiv says:

    I’ve been saying this for ages
    as soon as Red Ed won the leadership
    and Kinnock said “we’ve got our party back”

  68. 68
    Tony Blair says:

    True, keep adding them up, a few hundred here and there and you can gain thousands extra tax free in a year. Cherie crawls over every receipt I have demanding to know if I claimed it back against the tax or at least funnelled it through one of my “charities” – you should hear how she shrieks if I pay much in tax. She smashed the kitchen apart when I once did a speech for just £10,000 – even though I explained it was just a way to get that charities name on my CV that I could then milk for millions but even that wasn’t good enough for her.

  69. 69
    nellnewman says:

    gordon’s a scotsman ! If he can keep drawing £65k sslary plus £100k expenses plus £100k office exenses for doing nothing he’s going to keep doing it for as long possible!!

  70. 70
    M102 says:

    She wanted his banana.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Tell the asian twats to fuck right off.

  72. 72
    Casual Observer says:

    Another defection on the local council front to UKIP:

    New Forest District Councillor, Chris Lagdon, has defected to UKIP

    – Conservative, switched over decision to start charging disabled for parking.

    http://www.bloggers4ukip.org.uk/2013/03/new-forest-district-councillor-defects.html

  73. 73
    Milliband wagon says:

    Better known as “the reign of terror”

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    When it comes down to brass tacks, we all know that the avowed socialist will show their true colours and fuck over the little people.

  75. 75
    Tony Benn says:

    I’ve gone digital. Apparently.

  76. 76
    JadedJean says:

    New York eh, a bit of a home from home when you think about it.

  77. 77
    kissi babe. says:

    kissinger is involved with int rescue and he ain’t no herbal remedy.

  78. 78
    Engineer says:

    Milipede Major has no doubt taken a long, hard look at British politics and realised that the next decade is going to be a hard one. Austerity, balancing the books, being unpopular and having very little of other peoples’ money to give away. In short, not many medals to be won. So he’s taking a high-earning break for a few years with a view to making a comeback when the hard political work has been done by others, and he can slither back in and take the cream.

    If he really cared about public service, he’s stay and help clear up the mess. By this action, you see the modern political class in their true colours. Good riddance.

  79. 79
    Progressive Plugholes says:

    Labour are somewhat different from the Nazis though since they did at least not have a purposeful policy of ethnically cleansing their own people from Germany. In Britain, Labour did and still do. As for David Miliband, he’s just doing doing a Dame Shirley Porter because he knows he can never live down being complicit in tor*turing people.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    He makes much more sense than the real Jimmy IMHO, which in a way is kinda unfortunate.

  81. 81
    Hang The Bostards says:

    A GREAT DAY for the UK.

    (1) We get rid of a parasitic MP who takes the schilling and doesn’t turn up.

    (2) One of the TWAT Millibandwagons gone, One to go

    (3) One less traitor in Parliament, one less EU supporter.

    (4) A by-election for a UKIP win.

    BRITAIN FIGHTS BACK ! We want our country back.

  82. 82
    nellnewman says:

    So dave militwit is going to New York as labour lurches violently to the left .

    I’m sure his mentor bliar will be telling him he has done the right thing to get out before the labour titanic, under control of the captain edmilitwit, crashes and sinks!!

  83. 83
    The National Socialists says:

    pleaze dont put us in ze same stin*king cess*pit as Zanu*Lie*Labor…….!!

  84. 84
    nellnewman says:

    I think our economy would do better if we told our UK benefit troughers to do that! There is , according to stats, rather more of them!!

  85. 85
    NE Frontiersman says:

    But how will Sunderland AFC manage?

  86. 86
    dying by numbers. says:

    selfharm.

  87. 87
    Call me Dave the Heir to Blair says:

    Well I shan’t be lurching off to the right.

  88. 88
    Oh, Brother says:

    lol. But remember the Parliamentary Party wanted him as Leader. The Unions said No. Now they forced him out of the party and out of the country. Power to the People!

  89. 89
    NE Frontiersman says:

    @14: Where The Workfare Money Goes – Charity Rich List Released
    johnnyvoid.wordpress.com

  90. 90
    JH3824092384023 says:

    Why are lefty women such dour, joyless miseries.

    I really, really hope this rabble move Labour to the left. They despise the man who gave them three election victories by dragging them to the right – a return to petulant student trot bullshit will make them unelectable for 20 years.

    The fact that this guy has Miliband by the balls is delightful, no wonder Mili always looks like a rabbit in headlights – he is terrified the union money will suddenly stop.

    Ed David Ed David Miliband fucking off to the promised land will help. There is now no alternative to Ed.

  91. 91
    nellnewman says:

    I suspect it is irrelevant what the tories do now. Labour is lurching violently to left.

    Interesting times!!

  92. 92
    Denis Healey says:

    Yes

    And remember when I went to the IMF in 1976 to beg for a bailout?

    Vote Labour and go b u s t

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Is he rescuing people from torture ?

  94. 94
    Sunderland Season Ticket Holder says:

    Some truth in the rumours he was asked to step down from Sunderland then !

    Attempting to save face. what a loser

  95. 95
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    If David Miliband really thought labour was viable, why would he leave. He knows labour under Ed Miliband have nothing to offer.

  96. 96
    milliquid. says:

    top earner in the chariti sectr earns close to a mill.

  97. 97
    The Red Cross says:

    No one left to anser for the killings and torture of rendition

    Huge cover up

    Blair offshore

    Banana Millie offshore

    Mandelson offshore

    Gangsters the lot of them like their cousins the oligarchs

  98. 98
    Thunderbirds are GO! says:

  99. 99
    Ophelia Gently says:

    Make sure it doesn’t hit you in the arse on the way

  100. 100

    Another bloody bi-election. But its in the reddest of red heartland so its a safe seat for some lucky candidate.

  101. 101
    MB. says:

    I wonder if his brother was included in the close allies who he confided in before the announcement?

  102. 102
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    His he ducking out of the way of a Nokia?

  103. 103
    The Red Cross says:

    Milliband grandfather Polish Bolscheiv

    Millieband father Belgian Marxist

    Banana Millieband Psuedo charity worker taking millions on the side from neo cons in America and elsewhere- having approved criminal rendition

    Stateless chancers and criminals

  104. 104
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I’m flexible on this one– how about you?

  105. 105
    Emily Thornberry's speaking bathroom scales says:

    Your still a fat bitch, now get off.

  106. 106
    The Red Cross says:

    As one Kosha PR man says to another

  107. 107
    Old Nick says:

    Ah but quitting in midstream will have all his party faithful cursing him for triggering a by election and so, I will have to keep a place for him somewhere warm where he will see endless broadcasts of brother Ed taking the party leadership from him. Ah, I know, he can sit next to Cain……

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    i oh so wonder if common purpose have anything to do with this outfit

    http://momentumuk.org.uk/

  109. 109
    Saffron says:

    So Red Ed,s brother is now quiting,what a loss of bannana man NOT.
    Red Ed should also feck off out of UK politics because him and his family are migrants to this land and his past family supported the USSR.
    Millipede junior has shown himself to be an absolute asshole who so far has a blank piece of paper as to what his policies are.
    RED LEN is backing the wrong horse in this race,come the May elections lets see who is backing who,prepare yourselves for some surprises.
    We now have three parties who are absolutely shitting themselves as to what UKIP might do to them next time round.

  110. 110
    Old Nick says:

    My minions whisper that my faithful servant Blair may find Southshields to his liking – it’s somewhat colder than here…

  111. 111
    McGollum says:

    Right..I’m coming down there to give you a damn good taxing!
    I’m going to give you English buggers the taxing of a lifetime.
    You’ll be begging me..begging me, for a 79% bottom rate of tax when I’ve finished with you.

    I should have moved the city of London to Fort William. I knew I should have, but Liam Byrne talked me out of it.

    Well..I won’t make that mistake when I’m Prime Minister again in 2015

  112. 112
    The wizz says:

    Agree, but going by the cock-up on energy, it may well be called the Dark Ages.

  113. 113
    The wizz says:

    Yeah right!

  114. 114
    Owen Jones says:

    Ohhh.. if only I was old enough to stand for parliament.

  115. 115
    Outnumbered says:

    His wife and children are American born. Good Luck to them all.
    The only hope for the Coalition is that Labour will go into the next General Election with Weird Ed and a manifesto full of Balls.

  116. 116
    Bingo says:

    Bingo. Why hang around with the nut job lefties silently seizing control of Labour?

  117. 117
    Old Nick says:

    odd timing though, perhaps Beelzebliar will fancy a punt?

  118. 118
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Well, he can, in a manner of spe*aking– remember, Mongo has that UN gig and that lecture series at NYU, right? Old home week for the two ex-pat Brits in NY, with Louise Mensch in a bipartisan show of solidarity. Laurie Penny might even try to crash the party if she’s in town, as she has been known to be in NY on occasion.

  119. 119
    Old Nick says:

    Would you want to take Ed with you?

  120. 120
    The wizz says:

    Truly a pupil of our Liebour PM Bliar.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    What will ukip do for the by election ? If they stand but do badly or bottle it then they’re not a serious player.

  122. 122
    The wizz says:

    GOAL!

  123. 123
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    C4’s Guru-Murthy showed his true colours tonight when interviewing Andy Burnham. Burnham knew he would get off lightly from a lefty interviewer, that’s the reason he agreed to appear.
    C4 News is a disgrace.

  124. 124
    Pilate says:

    When Jesus rose from the dead?

  125. 125

    Dave can’t believe his luck….

  126. 126
    International Jeωery says:

  127. 127
    The wizz says:

    You a forgetting one Ms. Y. Cooper, by heaven even I wouldn’t want to bump into that on a dark night.

  128. 128
    Weygand says:

    In the long run he will realise that it was his lucky day when Wallace nudged him out of the way to seize the poisoned cheese, er chalice.

  129. 129
    Harry Krishna says:

    Yes it is back to Hilary Clinton

  130. 130
    Weygand says:

    I think that means someone’s got their finger up your bum – probably checking your prostate.

  131. 131
    Tax Avoidance, it's a very Labour Thing. says:

    What is it with Labour Big wigs and Lucrative “Charity” Scams?

    Yes like Blair and Like Brown, Mr David Wright Miliband has set up the Office of David Miliband Limited so that he can avoid UK taxes.

    http://company-director-check.co.uk/search?name=david+miliband&posted=true&Search=Check+now

  132. 132
    The BBC says:

    Lefty wnkers

  133. 133
    Joe says:

    Along with the BBC.

  134. 134
    Ken Livingstone says:

    people need to pay their taxes and hide behind companies or their spouses

  135. 135
    Weygand says:

    We know which one has the Balls in that couple – it ain’t the fat boy but the principal/le boy.

    Or is she just a pantomime dame?

  136. 136
    Denis Healey says:

    Let’s leave he tEU and go begging to the IMF again

    I did it before in 1976, to my eternal shame

  137. 137
    Nigle says:

    Then UKIP will also be able to claim they have got someone with Polish blood to leave the UK.

  138. 138
    Multi Millionaires R Us says:

    Click his name and then do a house price search of his address. His next door neighbour got £4,950,000 in 2008. I bet he’s not best pleased with his Little Bruv’s mansion tax thingy.

  139. 139
    Rendition Milliband says:

    My crooked handlers Blair and Mandelson told me to avoid tax like they do

    We represent the unacceptable face of capitalism

  140. 140
    Casual Observer says:

    If UKIP stand, going by how they did in Middlesbrough, they could well come in a serious second putting the Conservatives into third.

    It would be a reasonably good gauge for how UKIP are being perceived in the North. I suspect they would do Ok if they fielded a candidate, which would make it undeniably ‘real’ for the LibLabCon.

  141. 141
    Tax inspector says:

    He will rent it out to an oligarch cousin

    Hereditary marxism it’s called

    His father Adolph explained how to trick his way through lige

  142. 142
    it's not me, it's my mate says:

    Who cares, his constituents will just vote another Liebour clone in and carry on pleading poverty hoping that Liebour will get back in, as, laugh! , a goverment and shower peoples hard earned taxes on the lazy sods who voted the clone in.

  143. 143
    US Watch says:

    Very wise counsel:

  144. 144
    The wizz says:

    Red Ed might do better in south Korea, who knows he might star a Dynasty!

  145. 145
    An observer says:

    David Milliband is nit a fool

    He knows he clusterfick his government left

    He is not going to waste his time sorting out the mess

    Especially as he would be heavily criticised by all and sundry

    So he just fucks off to a cushy job in New York with the neio cons

    Just a totally irresponsible ponzi criminal -but what do you expect from Primrose Hill barrow boys?!

    Colin Powell and Condy Rice are on his Board

    Along with the usual suspects, hedgies, private equity opertors, lawyers etc

    And even a guy who prides himself on having been a “managing director at Lehmann Brothers” FFS

    Shows none of thse people have any shame

  146. 146
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Or do you mean Ed?

    I still get them mixed up.

  147. 147
    Fishy says:

    WTF is up with Paxo tonight? Are he and Mair trying to out-monster each other?

    Just in case he’d forgotten, when he has a go at the Health Minister – the Stafford disaster happened on Labour’s watch. It’s not the Tories who have made the NHS ‘not fit for purpose’ as he says.

    And guess what…he’s found a group of people who don’t want things to change who object to the Governments desire to improve things.

    Where do the BBC find these people?

  148. 148
    An observer says:

    Being a major casino operator he must know athing or two about skimming

    Which technically is the term used to desribe what the crupiers “take off thetop” for the m

  149. 149
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    This is David’s revenge for the time Ed broke his Blue Peter model Tracy Island

    Charideeeee looks so good on one’s CV, eh?

  150. 150
    Margaret Beckett says:

    I want to be leader again!

  151. 151
    An observer says:

    what the croupiers “take off the top” for the mafia bosses

    Since the tax on laundered money in Cyprus bank accounts is on illegal funds

    It is quite the reverse of what the casino operator Trump says

    But I suppose Trump’s friends do not like paying tax ,,,

  152. 152
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    She’s not a pretty sight in broad daylight, either. Still, at least if you can see her, it gives you a chance to avoid her.

  153. 153
    Eton Rifles says:

    Miliband minor is New Labour and is as patriotic as Tony Blair… Bring the country to its knees, then piss off to distant shores. Money talks and bullshit walks – There must be megga $$$ in it for this fake socialist !!!

  154. 154
    Pinstriped Chancer says:

    How a career politician can possibly hope to hold down a ‘big job’ in the real world frankly escapes me. Hang on, its an ‘International Charity.’
    No doubt he’ll be exchanging his ‘expertise’ for a very modest salary? Otherwise it would just be taking the piss right?

  155. 155
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Alastair Campbell gave David Miliband the nickname ‘Brains’.

    Campbell has a great sense of humour.

  156. 156
    Jack says:

    Trump talking to Washington Times

    Another paper belonging to the Murdoch Mob

  157. 157
    Fishy says:

    If he had anything about him CG-M would have said something along the lines of;

    ‘Let’s face it…you’re an incompetent sh1t aren’t you?’, ‘You’ve got blood on your hands haven’t you?’

  158. 158
    Madoff Mandelson, it's in the blood says:

    It is called the Labour Ponzi Scheme

    Fraud your way into becoing filthy rich

    And then joke about abolishing boom and bust like I do

    While working with well known crooks offshore

  159. 159
    Paulie Walnuts says:

    Ho!

  160. 160
    Ed Miliband, another puppet, says:

    I wath alwayth more a Captain Thcarlet man mythelf, can’t you tell?
    All you need to do to know that, ith to thee how even when I’m getting dethtroyed at PMQ’th, I keep returning from the dead, to fight again and again…

  161. 161
    Keep it balanced says:

    The BBC Mob

    Only matched by the Murdoch Mob

  162. 162
    John Bellingham says:

    When a former foreign secretary with at least 20 years left in public life and always a leading candidate for leadership of his party or a major sinecure in the EU or head a of a major institution does a runner, then that’s not blood running in the streets–it is liquid shit.

  163. 163
    Eddie Mair says:

    “Nasty piece of work” is mine, though. Just as long as nobody else uses it, there won’t be any trouble from me.

  164. 164
    MI5 says:

    He has not landed a “real job”

    These are calold “token jobs” for past services rendered

    In this case covering the asses of Bush, Powell, Condi Rice and the neo-cons

    The last two are actually on the board of this “charity”

    They have replaced “International Rendition and Wars Crimes” with “International Rescue”

    It is just another neo con con trick

    They are not called con artists for nothing these discredited people

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

  166. 166
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Very modest expertise for a modest salary. Sounds reasonable.

  167. 167
    Thomas Beecham says:

    He doesn’t play the fiddle

    Only fiddlers wanted

  168. 168
  169. 169
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    The real odds should be 1/50 fav.

    Stick a red rosette in a piece of dog crap and the Libor party faithful up there will vote for it.

  170. 170
    Just asking says:

    Who condemned Jesus?

  171. 171
    David Miliband says:

    Even I’ve realised Labour are fucked.

  172. 172
    Pollster says:

    South Shields is deep CHAV country

    They are barely out of the sheep shagging era

    Inbred and violent supporters of the Peckhams as well

    We risk our lives polling these

    We try only to telephone

    Window lickers should steer clear for their health and safety

  173. 173
    Casual Observer says:

    An overt wealth tax on bank deposits would likely result in insurrection in the US, and we are yet to see where this is going to lead in Europe.

    There is a fear that the current communist in the White House may try this one. This sort of stupidity demonstrates why holding onto the right and means to defend yourself from tyranny is important.

    Tax is theft, but is different to stealing.

    Overt government stealing of bank deposits is a crime against capital which the people should consider a capital offence, and impose a capital punishment.

  174. 174
    Defrocked Y Fronts says:

    Oh you are naughty

  175. 175
    Bernie Madoff says:

    You are a money laundering London banker

    And I claim my £5

    PS Thanks for the help in the past…

  176. 176
    Tracy says:

    I don’t think Milibanana is suited to International Rescue. Now Michael Gove is, He would make a great Brains.

  177. 177
    Ann Widdecombe says:

    I don’t get it…

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Good news: Labour gets shot of another of Tony’s Mates. Bit by bit the tide is turning, and we are starting to reclaim OUR Party. New Labour RIP.

  179. 179
    Power Vacuum says:

    The question which I have is how this affects the ambitions of would-be replacements for Ed?

    I have always assumed that David being treated as the likely contender was helping to supress the ambitions of the wannabes. With David out of the way, what is stopping the manouevres?

  180. 180
    anon says:

    The reason I think socialists are mad is because I can see their brain is following some “narrative”, about class struggle etc. It really is something you just have to believe – there is no logic involved.

    And here, this guy is talking about how to promote “the narrative”! He is aware he’s just selling a story, but at the same time he believes it (I think).

    How can someone live with that much cognitive dissonance?

  181. 181
    BBC politics is controlled by Labour says:

    I rest my case.

  182. 182
    Jimmy says:

    The average IQ in the Commons is set to plummet.

  183. 183
  184. 184
    Vidal Sassoon's syrup of figs says:

    I don’t think you could skim any more of his top.

  185. 185
    Emily Makeweightless says:

    You’re a phoney Farridge. You don’t know any unemployed migrants

  186. 186
    Jimmy says:

    He wants to be me. I can understand that.

  187. 187
    Eurolalaland says:

    Coming to European towns very soon.

  188. 188
    One Term Dave says:

    I don’t know any unemployed migrants either, vote for meeeee!

  189. 189
    Tachybaptus says:

    Why? Are you standing for the seat?

  190. 190

    New Labour lost get over it.

  191. 191
    Jimmy says:

    Harder than it looks isn’t it?

  192. 192
    The Hand of History says:

  193. 193
    One of the revolting plebs now voting UKIP.Org says:

    Further insight how a EUSSR banker (aka fcuking wan*ker) tries to evade

    answering the question………

    Vote UKIP to get us away for good from these commies……..

  194. 194
    Jimmy says:

    Admittedly I don’t think the music really worked.

  195. 195
    Busted Nokia says:

    first real job since leaving university

  196. 196
    Jimmy says:

    Congratulations. I hope the DfE is treating you nicely.

  197. 197
    Making Plans says:

  198. 198
    One of the revolting plebs says:

    Plus the 250,000 South Shields pos*tal votes for Zanu*Lie*Labor……

    all to be posted from the sub*contin*ent this week*end

    it will be a shoo in…..although it will have a revolting nauseous odour

    for a very long time…….but hey this is red rosette & all it entails…….

    Nothing changes…….

  199. 199
    Jimmy says:

    Why is his arse always so itchy?

  200. 200
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    But the lies and murdering do Jimmy?

  201. 201
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Trust you to notice that.

  202. 202
    Jimmy says:

    You can hardly miss it. He always looks like he’s miming getting shagged by the invisible man.

    Those minor public schools can really mark a boy.

  203. 203
    BBC spokes person says:

    We won’t venture anywhere near that part of the country

    & don’t even think about the totally bia*sed QT pro*gramme coming from

    there, as EVEN the Beeb could not afford the One day insurance premium cover

    for DD…….

  204. 204
    Curious says:

    Has Owen Jones been elected?

  205. 205
    Cowardice says:

    Me.

    Did you see any stand up to Mc Doom?

  206. 206
    All the UK Electorate says:

    And so say all of US !!!!!! Loudly very very loudly & often…..

  207. 207
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Well I missed it, but there again I’m not always looking at his arse.

  208. 208
    Jimmy says:

    Probably wise. Staring directly into sunlight can damage your eyes and you strike me as someone who’s done enough damage already.

  209. 209
    Chuka Zumma says:

    Wait until the Game Keeper has gone………then the fun & games will start !!

    the carpet will be the same colour as the red rose…….

  210. 210
    Jimmy says:

    Oh the humanity..

  211. 211
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    And you’d know all about that.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    Poor, deluded sod.

  213. 213
    Joe Public on PAYE,Still Over Taxed & bled dry on everything says:

    See David Senior is standing down as MP today, 27 March 2013, & taking up

    new position in New York, USA

    In UK the new Tax Year starts on Saturday 06 April 2013……….

    I wonder IF there is a latent reason for the sudden rush by him to get out

    of the country before then………..

    Not that I am implying any of our Hon Members of Parliament would

    try to reduce there tax bills…..perish the thought they would even think

    of doing such a thing……

    Any thoughts ??????

  214. 214
    Joe Public on PAYE,Still Over Taxed & bled dry on everything says:

    See David Senior is standing down as MP today, 27 March 2013, & taking up
    new position in New York, USA
    In UK the new Tax Year starts on Saturday 06 April 2013……….
    I wonder IF there is a latent reason for the sudden rush by him to get out
    of the country before then………..
    Not that I am implying any of our Hon Members of Parliament would
    try to reduce there tax bills…..perish the thought they would even think
    of doing such a thing……
    Any thoughts ??????

  215. 215
    Whose money is it anyway? says:

    A landslide for labour with 150% of the postal vote and ending up with more votes than voters, this is the new order, the plebs do not even need to bother to vote any more, the regime does it for you.

  216. 216
    Common Purpose is evil says:

    Charities have sorry to say have become ponzi schemes to collect cash from gullible public 80% goes in ‘wages’ to their top directors. Why would Millipede leave if he’s nor been well rewarded. A few years back I was reading about UNICEF Ireland and it was clear that a handful of directors were trousering about €6 million a year in wages.

  217. 217
    albacore says:

    One Miliband fewer to brighten our existence
    But his memory will have eternal persistence
    With fortitude we’ll overcome this terrible pain
    And, yes! – a grieving nation may yet arise again!
    For, even in this darkest and most desperate hour
    We’re still blessed with the rest of the LibLabCon shower

  218. 218
    he savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    SPARROWFART NEWS TiTBITS :

    1 )Cyprus — What chance exchange controls coming off ” within the next few weeks … ” if you have a Central Banker whose first nameis PANICOS?

    2) Dosen t BORIS look a complete top dollar grade A wanker on p 39 of today’s METRO. Being a guitar rock God is not his strong suit .

    3 ) Chinese flight passenger physically beats up hostess on plane because plane took off six hours late . Rest of passengers clapped and cheered . Perhaps we should emulate for our politicians (?).

  219. 219
    he savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    He s probably in need of a good colonoscopy …. and probably some benign polyp removal.

    That ll sort himout .

  220. 220
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    testing testing

  221. 221
    JH3824092384023 says:

    How can someone live with that much cognitive dissonance?

    They can’t. It’s why lefties always always have weird, wonky faces that are being twisted from within by the unbearable weight of the inner contradictions they have to frantically maintain. All that spite, directed outwards at their evil Tory hate objects, while frantically overcompensating in their fervent rictus-smiled support for their fetishised sacred cows.

    All the while, desperately trying to avoid facing up to the fact that all this is just misdirected self-hatred and a carefully avoided secret wish for their own destruction.

    I really wish they would keep it to themselves rather than trying to inflict it on my country, society, r@ce and culture as a whole.

  222. 222
    JH3824092384023 says:

    Whoa. Just realised that the mardy harridan on the lower right of the video preview is in fact, Doreen. Makes sense.

  223. 223
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Re Jade — Dog Attack .

    FIVE dogs all staffies and pit bulls attack one little defenceless girl and kill her in screaming agony .

    The humanoid flotsam who own or owns these animals should be bitten to death in the same way .
    An eye for an eye .

    Proof ; Not much thievery goes on in Saudi Arabia given the sentence for a convicted robber is the ” beautifying ” of his / her hands in the public square after Friday prayers .

    Go figure .

  224. 224
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    What about all these unemployed Cypriots coming into the country now adding to the influx of BulgarianS Romanians Baltics et al ?

    THEO PAPITIS WE NEED YOU TO EMPLOY THEM ALL ….. OPEN UP ANOTHER FIVE RYMANS CHAINS THERE S A GOOD BOY .

  225. 225
    Bless their pointy little heads says:

    Always thought the ‘special relationship’ was hugely overrated.

  226. 226
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Polish?

    I think you will find that the poisonous Miliband clan, are as Polish as they are English.

  227. 227

    What distressing news to wake up to.

    I am distraught.

    If this charity was that good, could it have not taken 649 others?

  228. 228
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Typical blood-sucking lawyer…

  229. 229
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Sunderland – Wonderland – Dunderland – Plunderland.

    Typical career path of his type.

  230. 230
    Stavros says:

    One nation: USA

    You know you’ve got it wrong when even your own brother sees his future abroad.

  231. 231
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Try Amsterdam then…

  232. 232
    Matilda says:

    Oh goody! Can we all fall into the sea at Brighton together next time?

  233. 233
    Matilda says:

    He has just been privatised and will now learn to ski and pilot (nearly got that wrong!) a lifeboat (whilst simultaneously chewing gum)

  234. 234
    Matilda says:

    The ‘B’ was a typo. It should have been a ‘D’.

    Not a lot of people know that.

  235. 235
    Catty Comment(Ms) says:

    Yet again I have to remind people not to confuse ‘earn’ with ‘gets paid’. They are not the same thing.

  236. 236
    Catty Comment(Ms) says:

    Will you get your ‘severance’ pay for walking out on your constituents; and of course before you go don’t forget to fill in your pension form for future use.

  237. 237
    Who Want's Some says:

    You’re already there, the Q1 economic stats will set the trend for the rest of the year, don’t be too sure that Cameron and his little band won’t be needing that bail out from the IMF. Millibean even if he got into power would soon have the same constraints, he won’t be able to borrow because by 2015 there won’t be anywhere to get the money. If you’ve not started moving savings out of banks you need to start. They will all come for your cash LabConLibDim. Think long term, the battle to create a new English Conservative party is the one that needs to be won, the 18th Sept 2014 is the key date, if the Scots vote to go then there needs to be an all out effort by UKIP to move the agenda to English politics. Whoever wins the 2015 – 20 Parliament is going to be a transition administration from British to English politics. It needs to be won for an English Conservative party. Labour will be out of political power for next 30 years at least as they have no conception of what the change will bring about. UKIP is on the right tracks, it won’t be UKIP that forms this new party without winning significant numbers of the current Tory Party membership, it also has a great chance to mop up the abandoned working class tory vote that Cameron and his crowd despise.

  238. 238
    Matilda says:

    Still got the strawman hiding somewhere around?

  239. 239
    Matilda says:

    We now have one nation – one brother.

    The ‘brothers’ at Unite will be very happy about all this.

  240. 240
    Matilda says:

    … and destroyed the irreplaceable Foreign Office library. He should be strung up by his big toe and left to rot.

  241. 241
    Dave -- Your Caring Prime Minister says:

    I really do think you should be more considerate of the needs of these pet lovers in our all inclusive multiracial PC paradise that I am working so hard to promote.

    I do hope the owners are receiving all the bennies they are entitled to. We will send a group of advisers and counsellors around to them immediately.

  242. 242
    Matilda says:

    Hey! They can all go on Piers’s show together and delight the whole world with their bonkers ideas. Perhaps they could also borrow Owen for the evening!

    By the by, when he gets there, do you think Obarmy will give him a green card or a red card?

  243. 243
    Casual Observer says:

    At least one member of the marxist illegal immigrant family is fucking off abroad — good riddance.

  244. 244
    Frank Booth says:

    Shouldn’t there be a change in the law so that when an MP ‘bails-out’ mid-term and forces a bye-election THEY PICK UP THE £80,000+ cost?!

  245. 245
    Old England says:

    +++1000,000

  246. 246
    Anonymous says:

    Torture? You mean from having to listen to his own third class Bliar imitation speeches?

    What are we doing anyway with a picture of Andy Burnham above when the thread is about Miliband major?

  247. 247
    Matilda says:

    If elected persons decide to change their party allegience, should they not resign and seek a new mandate from their electorate?

  248. 248
    Grrr says:

    Why don’t you piss off to Iran

    Racist Scum.

  249. 249
    Matilda says:

    … but the DO have loadsamoney!

  250. 250
    Matilda says:

    *they

  251. 251
    Matilda says:

    No, the local mosque group have come carol singing…

  252. 252
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Milimajor has obviously decided that there is an increasingly real possibility his loathsome brother might win the next election and has decided to get ahead of the rush for the exit.

  253. 253
    Matilda says:

    Ed probably paid for the tickets!!

  254. 254
    Airport jobsworth says:

    Unattended luggage is liable to be blown up without notice.

  255. 255
    Curly says:

    Fastest and most efficient way to return to the bl*ck cash only economy. Should take about 3 days to have fully up and running.

  256. 256
    Curly says:

    can anybody tell us exactly who and/or what it is that they all rush off to rescue? Apart from their bank accounts naturally..

  257. 257
    Curly says:

    Slowly slowly – his turn will come one of these days.

  258. 258
    Curly says:

    … bloody…

  259. 259
    joolz says:

    good idea, take it from their pension pot

  260. 260
    Curly says:

    … and forfeit the “MP’s leaving package”…

    .. oh, and return all the iPads they have bought at our expense.

  261. 261
    Anonymous says:

    Labour, Lib, and Tory parties all create the need for Rescue and Bailout.

    Charity begins at home Mr millipede.

  262. 262
    joolz says:

    return any monies spent in the last 90 days, as they would have been thinking, well if mps think, that long

  263. 263
    Anonymous says:

    Ed is the ratarded looking one, you know leader of the labour party, Ha Ha Ha.

  264. 264
    Anonymous says:

    Considering the way he has been coining it since he lost to his brother, he wont work for peanuts !

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    Mandelson said almost the same on R4 last night, he wasnt so honest, obviously.David will be back in a few years, probably with a peerage for services to international rescue, Lord Tracey or something !

  266. 266
    Anonymous says:

    Lets be honest, the UK will need international rescue if his thick brother becomes PM !

  267. 267
    Anonymous says:

    They havent learned much have they ? i can actually see Ed doing that ! why do they elect such losers ?

  268. 268
    Anonymous says:

    People in South Shields are the originators of the saying “put a red rosette on a monkey and labour will vote for it “. I mean you can see how much David M must have had in common with the electorate cant you ?

  269. 269
    Anonymous says:

    I still think Ed wont lead Labour in to the next election. I mean can you seriously see him as PM? no, dont laugh !

  270. 270
    Anonymous says:

    She was whingeing about the immigration dept yesterday, God they all sound like embarassing mad relatives, who can be relied on to show themselves up at family Do`s !

  271. 271
    Anonymous says:

    Who attends lectures by these people ? seriously?

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    Is second the new first or something ?

  273. 273
    Anonymous says:

    Well, it would be more honest wouldnt it ? i meann people didnt vote for ukip, end of.

  274. 274
    Anonymous says:

    Why do people take Nigel seriously, he is a joke and he seems p*ssed most of the time.

  275. 275
    Berlock says:

    Before you go David remember to shred your expense sheets ,poor old Tony nearly forgot to when he gave way to his dear friend Gordon.

  276. 276
    el_tel says:

    The guy he’s replacing (Dr George Rupp) was paid $477,000 by IRC in 2011 (according to IRC’s S990). Nice work if you can get it.
    Of course he’s only doing it for humanitarian reasons…

  277. 277
    Anonymous says:

    but i put a bag over her head and took her 7 times a night.

  278. 278
    Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells. says:

    No.No. Charity is foremost on his mind. And at £400 grand a year who can blame him.

    “I didn’t go for the money, but to help the poor”!

    Didn’t they use to call them Champagne Socialists?

    I mean, look at Tony Blair – £60 million, and climbing.

  279. 279
    Gorbalsballs says:

    Now, look at it like this – will UKIP take South Shields?

    Perhaps Labour will put John O’Farrell up – again!

  280. 280
    Ed Silliband says:

    Good riddance


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