March 15th, 2013

HuffSlo Bring You Budget 2012

Mehdi reads the papers so you don’t have to. Last year’s papers, apparently…


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    fmGOM says:

    Hunts

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      Storm clouds over Camoron says:

      How embarrassing for his constituents of Falkirk, there’s their MP fighting in the Palace of Westminster, how can he remind people of behaving correctly, must be don’t do as I do but as I say.

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      CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

      Mervyn King walks into a pizza shop and orders a large pizza. The waiter asks “Do
      you want your pizza cut into six slices or eight?”. Merv replies: “Better make that eight because I’m very hungry.”

      /QE Joke

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    Sir William Wade says:

    Will Robert Walpole introduce the Salt Tax, Huffies?

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      ‘Glass tax causes ricketts in poorer hovels ‘ says Huffington pamphlet
      In other news

      – British troops 10 year peacekeeping mission in the Americas
      – ‘Mad’ King talks Araby
      – Children’s unemployment rate reaches 100% after schools and factories act.

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    • 21
      CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

      Was Walpole a relative of The NY Mayor and his ridiculous bans on soft drinks?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Apparently as rumours go – Levesons day out in the Wild West of Cardiff – yesterday was all “Pre-Prepared” and “Pre-Packaged” judicial baloney.

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    • 19
      Pleb says:

      Dear Mr. Whistler,

      You blow quite frequently, but I cannot recall a whistle which ties you to a specific event.

      As we say in the trade ” Where’s the evidence? ”

      Pleb

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        Blowing Whistles says:

        I blow the whistle that summons the Alsatians

        Raus Schnell Raus

        And as a pre emptive response: IMPOSTER

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  5. 6
    Anna Gramme says:

    Mehdi is a tosspiece

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    Postal Vote says:

    Dear, dear, a UK headline in 2013 can include the words “liberal”, “democrats” and “regulation of the press” linked with “argue for” or “press for” (ha ha) or “vote for” all in one go. Who would have thought that in 1913?

    Societies can digress, as Niall Ferguason has written.

    From next week on UK citizens are in same boat as Hungarians and those further east. Good luck!

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    Hello Hello Hello says:

    Cant understand why Joyce’s staffer has not been arrested if, as reported in a previous article, he punched a woman to the floor? That would not have to go through the MP! On a side note, anyone know what happened to the blog site…Police Inspectors Blog (aka Inspector Gadget)?Usually able to get some comment on current news but it seems to have gone from the web. Someone nicked it/

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d like a banana please

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