HuffSlo Bring You Budget 2012
Mehdi reads the papers so you don’t have to. Last year’s papers, apparently…
Saudi Arabia Silences Israeli Paper | The Commentator
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Lineker Blows £15,000 of BBC Licence Fee on Taxis | Mail
Ian Katz to Newsnight | Speccie
Press Groups Slam Obama Administration | Bloomberg
Don’t Panic’s Bafta Panic | Speccie
Loverson Lawyer Helped Write Report | Mail
Twitter $10 Billion IPO in 2014? | Seeking Alpha
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Hunts
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor
HELLO MEHDI
You’re so vain you’re probably reading this.
Gotcha!
It was probably an unpaid intern.
Merde IS an unpaid intern
We’ve been “enriched” in non-financial ways too…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/9932280/Muslim-convert-admits-terror-charge.html
Silly boy.
Mehdi may be the most anally retentive individual since….
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How embarrassing for his constituents of Falkirk, there’s their MP fighting in the Palace of Westminster, how can he remind people of behaving correctly, must be don’t do as I do but as I say.
Mervyn King walks into a pizza shop and orders a large pizza. The waiter asks “Do
you want your pizza cut into six slices or eight?”. Merv replies: “Better make that eight because I’m very hungry.”
/QE Joke
Excellent!
That was a Tony Soprano ‘joke’ eight years ago.
Will Robert Walpole introduce the Salt Tax, Huffies?
‘Glass tax causes ricketts in poorer hovels ‘ says Huffington pamphlet
In other news
- British troops 10 year peacekeeping mission in the Americas
- ‘Mad’ King talks Araby
- Children’s unemployment rate reaches 100% after schools and factories act.
And in true socialist style he will be blogging live from the Jarrow March
Can someone lend me a £1 for my journey back to London?
Was Walpole a relative of The NY Mayor and his ridiculous bans on soft drinks?
Apparently as rumours go – Levesons day out in the Wild West of Cardiff – yesterday was all “Pre-Prepared” and “Pre-Packaged” judicial baloney.
Dear Mr. Whistler,
You blow quite frequently, but I cannot recall a whistle which ties you to a specific event.
As we say in the trade ” Where’s the evidence? ”
Pleb
I blow the whistle that summons the Alsatians
Raus Schnell Raus
And as a pre emptive response: IMPOSTER
Mehdi is a tosspiece
Dear, dear, a UK headline in 2013 can include the words “liberal”, “democrats” and “regulation of the press” linked with “argue for” or “press for” (ha ha) or “vote for” all in one go. Who would have thought that in 1913?
Societies can digress, as Niall Ferguason has written.
From next week on UK citizens are in same boat as Hungarians and those further east. Good luck!
Cant understand why Joyce’s staffer has not been arrested if, as reported in a previous article, he punched a woman to the floor? That would not have to go through the MP! On a side note, anyone know what happened to the blog site…Police Inspectors Blog (aka Inspector Gadget)?Usually able to get some comment on current news but it seems to have gone from the web. Someone nicked it/
I’d like a banana please
Ice and lemon sir ?
Would you like fries with that?
And where would you like it Slir?
In the study.
Pushing the boat out, are we ?