WATCH: Huhne Arrives At Court
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Justice is coming Huhne.
Did he drive himself there?
Hadn’t he heard of “cruise control”, then? It would have saved a huge ammount of grief (and public money).
He’s rich enough to have taken the ban and employed a driver.
I hope Huhne the Huhne of Hoons didn’t drop his toothbrush in that melee!
On the bright side, it was good that he got a Bernard Bresslaw lookalike bouncer to assist him…
Hope he get a windmill in his ass as well for fleasing millions of people under the name of green energy and global warming.
ßilly is our expert in cruise control. Ask him/her.
Come on down Chris
The Pryce is right with you.
Tonight Mathew I am going to be a twink.
So to rub it in Vicky’s face he’s taken the other woman to court.
or “man”
Love the blood red coat
It looks like Hoon and Trimmingman are handcuffed together
Wouldn’t be the first time.
Chris was an outstanding MP and a very effective Minister.
Unfortunately he was also a bit of a “Geoff”
Most crooks are
Does he have his own toothbrush or is there a SpAd for that?
I packed the toothbrush for him.
Radio5 just said Huhne has his overnight bag with him in the dock. I wonder what he has in there.
Almost a good as you cleggo. You hunhe.
Free the Speedcam2!
It used to be a good day out for all the family in the days when they stuck them on a cart and headed for Tyburn.
Now the World watches.
They still carry out a rather more brutal variation on that theme in the Jeddah public square i understand .
Although now apparently beheading is to be replaced by firing squad — far more humane
I do hope the judge does not commute Hune’s sentence to life.
Just 18 months plus 1 day would do it. Seems any sentence over 18 months would mean he loses his MP’s pension. Oh, judge, please, please!
Is that true? Doubt it, but would be wonderful if it is!
I did read it somewhere online recently – can’t remember where. We can but pray.
I don’t suppose it matters to him if he loses his HP pension. He’s got loads of money, stealing it off our fuel bills.
That’s one small step for man, one giant shitheap for mankind.
Ah, Gordon’s Legacy. What a wonderful period in British history.
I like it!
I have consulted my personal inter-networking profile, and I can confirm that I have never met this man. Or Mr Huhne
in’ae tell ye aboot him? Ah did’mon. Ah saies ‘Chris HOOON ‘ Yer noo.
En Anglais, s’il vous plait.
Sad thing is that he’ll get less time in chokey than Vicky
Have a punt on our accumulator, why don’t you?
33-1 Thingy Wotsisname gets 7 months and Ugly gets 9.
I never met Chris Huhne. In fact, I do not recall ever having heard of him.
I wish I had a bisexual girlfriend.
Must be confusing- A threesome that is actually a couple!
Be careful what you wish for. It might come true.
Where the fuck is this clowns taxpayer iPad? Has it been returned, or sold on Mazuma?
Never mind, it’ll be well out of date when the git gets out.
You mean next week? I know technology changes quickly these days, but not that quickly.
Ha ha, the Hunt doesn’t have his smug demeanour now-”Get out of my way little people, I’m a minister!!” Ha, now you are lower than all of the law abiding people of this land Huhne, you are a CONVICTED CRIMINAL. Couldn’t happen to a nicer Hunt.
Kev, he started out as a socialist in University.
They’re the most arrogant and snobbish of the lot.
A rich double-barrelled socialist.
Is it live on Parliament TV?
Nothings live on Parliament TV. They’re all fossils.
Gay Sex
Number 3
“Every time I read an article about bisexuality and the Kinsey scale comes into it, I see red”
Can we all just calm down and think about the big people for once.
One down, how many more from this administration to go?
Go get em Jimmy
Even with coalition counting as one party,Labour is ahead.
Last Labour Minister to do porridge I think was Stonehouse. Everyone since then before today has been tory I think.
+Loads of Stamp Duty
At least Stonehouse had better taste in women.
That proves that the police and CPS are pro-Labour. All parties are full of crooks, but Labour are arguably the worst. As I’ve said, they’ve made the entire legal system politically partisan.
Margaret Moran should have been put inside the thieving socialist con artist.
He should have used the “Moran” defence.
Should have used the Moron defence.
Myopic as ever, what does it matter which administration they came from?, crooks are crooks regardless of their politics.
We all got away with it and we b@bkrvpted the Country.
what time can we watch him leave court?
Live all day from 3PM on Schadenfreude TV.
If, in the unlikely event, he gets sent down, whats the betting that he uses his experience in jail to write a book about how prisons should be reformed and then uses this platform to reignite his political career?
Worked for me
It has been tried, but generally no-one is interested.
Who would do a thing like that?
I’m going to be starring in ‘I’m a Tranny, Get Me Out of Here’.
It didn’t work for T Dan Smith aka Mr Newcastle, but I suppose he was minor league.
There is no legal reason why I cannot run the LibDem party from inside chokey.
You’re right. Prisons do contain cockroaches.
Going down, going down, going down…………taking your man friend with you??
I never knew this man or the man in the Orange coat with him.
https://vimeo.com/61280084
Its bloody red man.
I predict the coat will be the lead item of all woman journalists. Most men are colour blind.
I’m not.
Dogs see the world in black and white.
My parting shot to the hoon that I still love ♥:
PHWOAAAR !!
Every time I poked you, I was imagining it was Chrissie, you old sow.
Hopefully a message will be sent out loud and clear to the others in Parliament who think they can get away with things carte blanche.
If Huhne does not adjust his attitude fast, he is going to have a miserable time as a lag.
Sure. Just as they learned from the Expenses scandal.
Just looked at the TV listings and The Sweeney was on ITV 4, but finished at 1.55 P.M (somebody having a joke?).
But look what follows – “Police, Camera, Action” perhaps Huhney Baby will be on that!
ITV 4 is the channel, not the time the programme starts.
Breaking news: Huhne grabbed a look at Pryce in the dock, just a fleeting second. Pryce continues to stare straight ahead, hand on chin.
Romance ?
Pryce was given a single red rose by a member of the public on her way in to court.
Huhne and Pryce are otherwise sitting 4 feet apart, Huhne is furthest from the exit, and Pryce entered first.
Non-reportable prosecution evidence being discussed at present.
He appeared to be holding the wrong sort of bag for B Wing of the Scrubs.
Nonce Wing at HMP Wherever says :
Come to Bubba for Toil and Trubba
Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwahhhhhh! Goodbye Mr. Huhne. Remember not to bend over in the showers!! You lying, arogant, scheming green windmill loving pillock! I hope you have a horrible time in jail. You deserve it!!
Goodbye Ms. Pryce, you scheming cow. Thought you would ‘do’ your ex in and escape the consequences, did you? Pair of you cost us taxpayers a fortune… £79,000 in costs for Huhne’s investigation and £38,000 for yours. You miserable toad faced old bat! You deserve a couple of years for using the law to take revenge. Hope you like jail. Going to get ‘owned’ by a bull dyke or two I’ll bet!!
I will be raising a glass later, in celebration of your respective downfalls. This is a good day for justice and a good day for the police, who proved that the pair of you are utter scum.
Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwahhhhhh! Goodbye Mr. Huhne. Remember not to bend over in the showers!! You lying, arogant, scheming green windmill loving pillock! I hope you have a horrible time in jail. You deserve it!!
Goodbye Ms. Pryce, you scheming cow. Thought you would ‘do’ your ex in and escape the consequences, did you? Pair of you cost us taxpayers a fortune… £79,000 in costs for Huhne’s investigation and £38,000 for yours. You miserable toad faced old bat! You deserve a couple of years for using the law to take revenge. Hope you like jail. Going to get ‘owned’ by a bull dyke or two I’ll bet!!
I will be raising a glass later, in celebration of your respective downfalls. This is a good day for justice and a good day for the police, who proved that the pair of you are utter scum.