March 11th, 2013

WATCH: Huhne Arrives At Court

His last few steps as a free man…

Via ITV.

98 Comments

  1. 1
    Sweeney says:

    Justice is coming Huhne.

    • 13
      Beamer says:

      Did he drive himself there?

    • 22
      Gee Whizz says:

      Hadn’t he heard of “cruise control”, then? It would have saved a huge ammount of grief (and public money).

      • 38
        Anonymous says:

        He’s rich enough to have taken the ban and employed a driver.

      • 41
        Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

        I hope Huhne the Huhne of Hoons didn’t drop his toothbrush in that melee!

        On the bright side, it was good that he got a Bernard Bresslaw lookalike bouncer to assist him…

        • 52
          Anonymous says:

          Hope he get a windmill in his ass as well for fleasing millions of people under the name of green energy and global warming.

      • 48
        Cruising for a Bruising says:

        ßilly is our expert in cruise control. Ask him/her.

  2. 2
    Godber says:

    Come on down Chris

  3. 3
    The old Vick says:

    So to rub it in Vicky’s face he’s taken the other woman to court.

  4. 5
    Nick 'La Cucaracha' Clegg says:

    Chris was an outstanding MP and a very effective Minister.

  5. 6
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Free the Speedcam2!

  6. 7
    old SHEP says:

    It used to be a good day out for all the family in the days when they stuck them on a cart and headed for Tyburn.

    • 76
      Hung, drawn and quartered says:

      Now the World watches.

    • 92
      the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

      They still carry out a rather more brutal variation on that theme in the Jeddah public square i understand .

      Although now apparently beheading is to be replaced by firing squad — far more humane

  7. 8
    I hate you now... says:

  8. 11
    Koba says:

    I do hope the judge does not commute Hune’s sentence to life.

    • 26
      No, I'm the psychiatrist - you're the patient says:

      Just 18 months plus 1 day would do it. Seems any sentence over 18 months would mean he loses his MP’s pension. Oh, judge, please, please!

      • 51
        Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

        Is that true? Doubt it, but would be wonderful if it is!

        • 66
          No, I'm the psychiatrist - you're the patient says:

          I did read it somewhere online recently – can’t remember where. We can but pray.

      • 79
        Lord Stansted says:

        I don’t suppose it matters to him if he loses his HP pension. He’s got loads of money, stealing it off our fuel bills.

  9. 14

    That’s one small step for man, one giant shitheap for mankind.

  10. 15
    Vince Nasle says:

    I have consulted my personal inter-networking profile, and I can confirm that I have never met this man. Or Mr Huhne

  11. 16
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Sad thing is that he’ll get less time in chokey than Vicky

    • 58
      Paddy Powder says:

      Have a punt on our accumulator, why don’t you?

      33-1 Thingy Wotsisname gets 7 months and Ugly gets 9.

  12. 17
    Nick Clegg's long wooden nose says:

    I never met Chris Huhne. In fact, I do not recall ever having heard of him.

  13. 18
    Pervert of Justice says:

    I wish I had a bisexual girlfriend.

  14. 20
    Taxpayer says:

    Where the fuck is this clowns taxpayer iPad? Has it been returned, or sold on Mazuma?

    • 74
      Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

      Never mind, it’ll be well out of date when the git gets out.

      • 87
        Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

        You mean next week? I know technology changes quickly these days, but not that quickly.

  15. 21
    Kev, the socialist despiser says:

    Ha ha, the Hunt doesn’t have his smug demeanour now-”Get out of my way little people, I’m a minister!!” Ha, now you are lower than all of the law abiding people of this land Huhne, you are a CONVICTED CRIMINAL. Couldn’t happen to a nicer Hunt.

  16. 27
    The electorate says:

    Is it live on Parliament TV?

  17. 28
    Jail's Number 1 Pastime says:

    Gay Sex

  18. 30
    Call me Dave says:

    Can we all just calm down and think about the big people for once.

  19. 31
    Jimmy says:

    One down, how many more from this administration to go?

  20. 32
    Mr Terry Ball says:

    what time can we watch him leave court?

  21. 35
    Got a new Crayon says:

    If, in the unlikely event, he gets sent down, whats the betting that he uses his experience in jail to write a book about how prisons should be reformed and then uses this platform to reignite his political career?

  22. 40
    Chris Hunhe says:

    There is no legal reason why I cannot run the LibDem party from inside chokey.

  23. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Going down, going down, going down…………taking your man friend with you??

  24. 46
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I never knew this man or the man in the Orange coat with him.

    https://vimeo.com/61280084

  25. 64
    Vicky Theodolliplops says:

    My parting shot to the hoon that I still love ♥:

    • 69
      Anonymous ex-LibDem MP says:

      PHWOAAAR !!
      Every time I poked you, I was imagining it was Chrissie, you old sow.

  26. 67
    Casual Observer says:

    Hopefully a message will be sent out loud and clear to the others in Parliament who think they can get away with things carte blanche.

    If Huhne does not adjust his attitude fast, he is going to have a miserable time as a lag.

  27. 70
    old SHEP says:

    Just looked at the TV listings and The Sweeney was on ITV 4, but finished at 1.55 P.M (somebody having a joke?).

    • 73
      No, I'm the psychiatrist - you're the patient says:

      But look what follows – “Police, Camera, Action” perhaps Huhney Baby will be on that!

    • 96
      Anonymous says:

      ITV 4 is the channel, not the time the programme starts.

  28. 75
  29. 80
    Pryce Watch says:

    Breaking news: Huhne grabbed a look at Pryce in the dock, just a fleeting second. Pryce continues to stare straight ahead, hand on chin.

    Romance ?

    Pryce was given a single red rose by a member of the public on her way in to court.

    Huhne and Pryce are otherwise sitting 4 feet apart, Huhne is furthest from the exit, and Pryce entered first.

    Non-reportable prosecution evidence being discussed at present.

  30. 90
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    He appeared to be holding the wrong sort of bag for B Wing of the Scrubs.

  31. 93
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Nonce Wing at HMP Wherever says :

    Come to Bubba for Toil and Trubba

  32. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwahhhhhh! Goodbye Mr. Huhne. Remember not to bend over in the showers!! You lying, arogant, scheming green windmill loving pillock! I hope you have a horrible time in jail. You deserve it!!

    Goodbye Ms. Pryce, you scheming cow. Thought you would ‘do’ your ex in and escape the consequences, did you? Pair of you cost us taxpayers a fortune… £79,000 in costs for Huhne’s investigation and £38,000 for yours. You miserable toad faced old bat! You deserve a couple of years for using the law to take revenge. Hope you like jail. Going to get ‘owned’ by a bull dyke or two I’ll bet!!

    I will be raising a glass later, in celebration of your respective downfalls. This is a good day for justice and a good day for the police, who proved that the pair of you are utter scum.

  33. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwahhhhhh! Goodbye Mr. Huhne. Remember not to bend over in the showers!! You lying, arogant, scheming green windmill loving pillock! I hope you have a horrible time in jail. You deserve it!!

    Goodbye Ms. Pryce, you scheming cow. Thought you would ‘do’ your ex in and escape the consequences, did you? Pair of you cost us taxpayers a fortune… £79,000 in costs for Huhne’s investigation and £38,000 for yours. You miserable toad faced old bat! You deserve a couple of years for using the law to take revenge. Hope you like jail. Going to get ‘owned’ by a bull dyke or two I’ll bet!!

    I will be raising a glass later, in celebration of your respective downfalls. This is a good day for justice and a good day for the police, who proved that the pair of you are utter scum.


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