March 11th, 2013

WATCH: Huhne Arrives At Court


98 Comments

  1. 1
    Sweeney says:

    Justice is coming Huhne.

  2. 2
    Godber says:

    Come on down Chris

  3. 3
    The old Vick says:

    So to rub it in Vicky’s face he’s taken the other woman to court.

  4. 4
    . says:

    or “man”

  5. 5
    Nick 'La Cucaracha' Clegg says:

    Chris was an outstanding MP and a very effective Minister.

  6. 6
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Free the Speedcam2!

  7. 7
    old SHEP says:

    It used to be a good day out for all the family in the days when they stuck them on a cart and headed for Tyburn.

  8. 8
    I hate you now... says:

  9. 9
    East India Company Wallah says:

    Unfortunately he was also a bit of a “Geoff”

  10. 10
    Older Not Wiser says:

    Most crooks are

  11. 11
    Koba says:

    I do hope the judge does not commute Hune’s sentence to life.

  12. 12
    Hubris discovered says:

    The Pryce is right with you.

  13. 13
    Beamer says:

    Did he drive himself there?

  14. 14

    That’s one small step for man, one giant shitheap for mankind.

  15. 15
    Vince Nasle says:

    I have consulted my personal inter-networking profile, and I can confirm that I have never met this man. Or Mr Huhne

  16. 16
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Sad thing is that he’ll get less time in chokey than Vicky

  17. 17
    Nick Clegg's long wooden nose says:

    I never met Chris Huhne. In fact, I do not recall ever having heard of him.

  18. 18
    Pervert of Justice says:

    I wish I had a bisexual girlfriend.

  19. 19
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Ah, Gordon’s Legacy. What a wonderful period in British history.

  20. 20
    Taxpayer says:

    Where the fuck is this clowns taxpayer iPad? Has it been returned, or sold on Mazuma?

  21. 21
    Kev, the socialist despiser says:

    Ha ha, the Hunt doesn’t have his smug demeanour now-“Get out of my way little people, I’m a minister!!” Ha, now you are lower than all of the law abiding people of this land Huhne, you are a CONVICTED CRIMINAL. Couldn’t happen to a nicer Hunt.

  22. 22
    Gee Whizz says:

    Hadn’t he heard of “cruise control”, then? It would have saved a huge ammount of grief (and public money).

  23. 23
    Fashinista says:

    Love the blood red coat

  24. 24
    A taxpayer says:

    Does he have his own toothbrush or is there a SpAd for that?

  25. 25
    Lord Oakshott says:

    Almost a good as you cleggo. You hunhe.

  26. 26
    No, I'm the psychiatrist - you're the patient says:

    Just 18 months plus 1 day would do it. Seems any sentence over 18 months would mean he loses his MP’s pension. Oh, judge, please, please!

  27. 27
    The electorate says:

    Is it live on Parliament TV?

  28. 28
    Jail's Number 1 Pastime says:

    Gay Sex

  29. 29
    a non says:

    Must be confusing- A threesome that is actually a couple!

  30. 30
    Call me Dave says:

    Can we all just calm down and think about the big people for once.

  31. 31
    Jimmy says:

    One down, how many more from this administration to go?

  32. 32
    Mr Terry Ball says:

    what time can we watch him leave court?

  33. 33
    Jim Devine, Eric Illsley, Margaret Moran, & Denis McShame says:

    Go get em Jimmy

  34. 34
    Gordon the medicated says:

    in’ae tell ye aboot him? Ah did’mon. Ah saies ‘Chris HOOON ‘ Yer noo.

  35. 35
    Got a new Crayon says:

    If, in the unlikely event, he gets sent down, whats the betting that he uses his experience in jail to write a book about how prisons should be reformed and then uses this platform to reignite his political career?

  36. 36
    lol - I'll have some of that says:

  37. 37
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    He should have used the “Moran” defence.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    He’s rich enough to have taken the ban and employed a driver.

  39. 39

    Even with coalition counting as one party,Labour is ahead.

  40. 40
    Chris Hunhe says:

    There is no legal reason why I cannot run the LibDem party from inside chokey.

  41. 41
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    I hope Huhne the Huhne of Hoons didn’t drop his toothbrush in that melee!

    On the bright side, it was good that he got a Bernard Bresslaw lookalike bouncer to assist him…

  42. 42
    J Archer says:

    Worked for me

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Going down, going down, going down…………taking your man friend with you??

  44. 44
    J A says:

    It has been tried, but generally no-one is interested.

  45. 45
    Carrie says:

    Be careful what you wish for. It might come true.

  46. 46
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I never knew this man or the man in the Orange coat with him.

  47. 47
    Stars in their eyes says:

    Tonight Mathew I am going to be a twink.

  48. 48
    Cruising for a Bruising says:

    ßilly is our expert in cruise control. Ask him/her.

  49. 49
    old SHEP says:

    Myopic as ever, what does it matter which administration they came from?, crooks are crooks regardless of their politics.

  50. 50
    Johnathen Aitken says:

    Who would do a thing like that?

  51. 51
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Is that true? Doubt it, but would be wonderful if it is!

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Hope he get a windmill in his ass as well for fleasing millions of people under the name of green energy and global warming.

  53. 53
    Jimmy says:

    Last Labour Minister to do porridge I think was Stonehouse. Everyone since then before today has been tory I think.

  54. 54
    old SHEP says:

    Should have used the Moron defence.

  55. 55
    The Libor party says:

    We all got away with it and we b@bkrvpted the Country.

  56. 56
    Carina Spinagain says:

    I’m going to be starring in ‘I’m a Tranny, Get Me Out of Here’.

  57. 57
    Ed Balls triple flip champion says:

    +Loads of Stamp Duty

  58. 58
    Paddy Powder says:

    Have a punt on our accumulator, why don’t you?

    33-1 Thingy Wotsisname gets 7 months and Ugly gets 9.

  59. 59
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    You’re right. Prisons do contain cockroaches.

  60. 60
    Schadenfreude says:

    Live all day from 3PM on Schadenfreude TV.

  61. 61
    Nick Clegg says:

    It looks like Hoon and Trimmingman are handcuffed together

  62. 62
    Nick Clegg says:

    I packed the toothbrush for him.

  63. 63
    Fashinista says:

    Its bloody red man.
    I predict the coat will be the lead item of all woman journalists. Most men are colour blind.

  64. 64
    Vicky Theodolliplops says:

    My parting shot to the hoon that I still love ♥:

  65. 65
    Nick Griffin says:

    I’m not.

  66. 66
    No, I'm the psychiatrist - you're the patient says:

    I did read it somewhere online recently – can’t remember where. We can but pray.

  67. 67
    Casual Observer says:

    Hopefully a message will be sent out loud and clear to the others in Parliament who think they can get away with things carte blanche.

    If Huhne does not adjust his attitude fast, he is going to have a miserable time as a lag.

  68. 68
    Kinsey Scale says:

    Number 3

  69. 69
    Anonymous ex-LibDem MP says:

    PHWOAAAR !!
    Every time I poked you, I was imagining it was Chrissie, you old sow.

  70. 70
    old SHEP says:

    Just looked at the TV listings and The Sweeney was on ITV 4, but finished at 1.55 P.M (somebody having a joke?).

  71. 71
    The Dog Colorer says:

    Dogs see the world in black and white.

  72. 72
    Plod says:

    Wouldn’t be the first time.

  73. 73
    No, I'm the psychiatrist - you're the patient says:

    But look what follows – “Police, Camera, Action” perhaps Huhney Baby will be on that!

  74. 74
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Never mind, it’ll be well out of date when the git gets out.

  75. 75
  76. 76
    Hung, drawn and quartered says:

    Now the World watches.

  77. 77
    Beware says:

    Kev, he started out as a socialist in University.

  78. 78
    i-dont-think-so says:

    Sure. Just as they learned from the Expenses scandal.

  79. 79
    Lord Stansted says:

    I don’t suppose it matters to him if he loses his HP pension. He’s got loads of money, stealing it off our fuel bills.

  80. 80
    Pryce Watch says:

    Breaking news: Huhne grabbed a look at Pryce in the dock, just a fleeting second. Pryce continues to stare straight ahead, hand on chin.

    Romance ?

    Pryce was given a single red rose by a member of the public on her way in to court.

    Huhne and Pryce are otherwise sitting 4 feet apart, Huhne is furthest from the exit, and Pryce entered first.

    Non-reportable prosecution evidence being discussed at present.

  81. 81
    Lord Stansted says:

    I like it!

  82. 82
    Lord Stansted says:

    At least Stonehouse had better taste in women.

  83. 83
    Dynosaw says:

    Nothings live on Parliament TV. They’re all fossils.

  84. 84
    Lord Stansted says:

    It didn’t work for T Dan Smith aka Mr Newcastle, but I suppose he was minor league.

  85. 85
    Fink says:

    “Every time I read an article about bisexuality and the Kinsey scale comes into it, I see red”

  86. 86
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    En Anglais, s’il vous plait.

  87. 87
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    You mean next week? I know technology changes quickly these days, but not that quickly.

  88. 88
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    They’re the most arrogant and snobbish of the lot.

  89. 89
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    That proves that the police and CPS are pro-Labour. All parties are full of crooks, but Labour are arguably the worst. As I’ve said, they’ve made the entire legal system politically partisan.

  90. 90
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    He appeared to be holding the wrong sort of bag for B Wing of the Scrubs.

  91. 91
    the stench of hypocrisy says:

    A rich double-barrelled socialist.

  92. 92
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    They still carry out a rather more brutal variation on that theme in the Jeddah public square i understand .

    Although now apparently beheading is to be replaced by firing squad — far more humane

  93. 93
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Nonce Wing at HMP Wherever says :

    Come to Bubba for Toil and Trubba

  94. 94
    Ron Gendofthestick but still bleeding true. says:

    Margaret Moran should have been put inside the thieving socialist con artist.

  95. 95
    iWonder says:

    Radio5 just said Huhne has his overnight bag with him in the dock. I wonder what he has in there.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    ITV 4 is the channel, not the time the programme starts.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwahhhhhh! Goodbye Mr. Huhne. Remember not to bend over in the showers!! You lying, arogant, scheming green windmill loving pillock! I hope you have a horrible time in jail. You deserve it!!

    Goodbye Ms. Pryce, you scheming cow. Thought you would ‘do’ your ex in and escape the consequences, did you? Pair of you cost us taxpayers a fortune… £79,000 in costs for Huhne’s investigation and £38,000 for yours. You miserable toad faced old bat! You deserve a couple of years for using the law to take revenge. Hope you like jail. Going to get ‘owned’ by a bull dyke or two I’ll bet!!

    I will be raising a glass later, in celebration of your respective downfalls. This is a good day for justice and a good day for the police, who proved that the pair of you are utter scum.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwahhhhhh! Goodbye Mr. Huhne. Remember not to bend over in the showers!! You lying, arogant, scheming green windmill loving pillock! I hope you have a horrible time in jail. You deserve it!!

    Goodbye Ms. Pryce, you scheming cow. Thought you would ‘do’ your ex in and escape the consequences, did you? Pair of you cost us taxpayers a fortune… £79,000 in costs for Huhne’s investigation and £38,000 for yours. You miserable toad faced old bat! You deserve a couple of years for using the law to take revenge. Hope you like jail. Going to get ‘owned’ by a bull dyke or two I’ll bet!!

    I will be raising a glass later, in celebration of your respective downfalls. This is a good day for justice and a good day for the police, who proved that the pair of you are utter scum.


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