February 12th, 2013

Mensch’s Fashion Tips

After her last online venture didn’t quite go to plan, fellow Sun on Sunday columnist Louise Mensch has decided to rival Guido’s fashion tips and try her hand as a fashion blogger. Offering a “lazy girl’s guide to gloss”, the new New Yorker styles herself as an “unfashionista”, which translates to maximum style, minimum effort. She even includes a slideshow of her least flattering photos and a John Rentoul-inspired Fashion To Which The Answer Is No. This one can’t go wrong…


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  1. 1
    Itchy Scrote says:

    I still would, though.

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    • 18
      Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

      Just ignore the plastic surgery ‘enhanced’ wretch – she craves attention.

      As for Itchy Scrote, I wouldn’t touch her with yours mate!

      No taste and no class – sums you both up.

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      • 55
        Snape says:

        She has had surgery to look like the Hermione in the Harry Potter films.

        It was wearing out, and she needed time in bandages which her parliamentary schedule would not allow.

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    • 45
      Pity the Undateables says:

      You poor wretch.

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    • 48
      Sam Sung says:

      Try a threesome with Mensch and Sally – one thing to do before you die.

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  2. 2
    I like to namedrop says:

    ‘fellow Sunday Sun columnist Louise Mensch’

    PMSL – Have things sunk so low Guido?

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  3. 3
    Casual Observer says:

    With suitable dubbing, she could be typecast as face of creepy computer in Hollywood Sci Fi.

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    • 5
      Paniagua says:

      Like Orac the tupperware box from Blakes 7 ?

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    • 10
      Tw*tson is a big fat porker says:

      She’s no better than she should be, and that’s not alot.

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      • 16
        Casual Observer says:

        Agreed. But I think she is barking up the wrong tree.

        She should go back to writing books. After the last business experience she should be able to come up with some fairly powerful plots.

        Prose is her strength, not clothes or social networking.

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    • 30
      Sir William Wade says:

      She hasn’t quite got the detached ruthlessness portrayed by Alice Krige.

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  4. 4
    Anonymong says:

    “lazy girl’s guide to gloss”

    Well at least she’s honest.

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  5. 5
    The spirit of Jesus fills her with joy, and possibly an orgasm too says:

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  6. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    I prefer PG tips

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  7. 8
    Pryce Watch says:

    They’re back in: Prosecution still summing up. So perhaps no verdict today.

    http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10222066.Vicky_Pryce_trial___day_five/?ref=rss

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  8. 9
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Dianne Abbott is accusing her poor constituents of eating a lot of cheap burgers.
    Well Abbott you do not to get to your size by eating fresh air!
    More labour feigned sincerity.

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  9. 11
    b frank says:

    wow she looks like Madonna after the makeover.

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  10. 22
    merlin says:

    Why did she really leave our quaint little island at the height of her political career? or shoudn’t I Menshn it?

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    • 24
      Casual Observer says:

      Probably because she did not agree with what was going on in the Conservative Party, sees the writing on the wall and wants to do the right thing by her children.

      No fan of hers, but this decision is sound.

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  11. 23
    Pryce Watch says:

    An entire day of prosecution summary at Southwark.

    Did not realize the Crown’s case against her was that strong.

    ‘barefaced lies’ is fairly damning to be included in a summary.

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    • 29
      Lets get Pryce beatified says:

      I didn’t realise that the knob Huhne had said anything more than guilty at the trial. I know that his lips moving are a reliable indicator of mendacity but I think he might have told the truth for once when he said guilty.

      I hope the prosecution aren’t accusing St Vicky of lying. She desrves a medal for dropping the knob in it.

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      • 41
        Pryce Watch says:

        Huhne was just a useful idiot.

        Look at Pryce’s work and writings and you may illuminate yourself as to who is the real danger out of these two.

        This is worst than anything, and that means anything, that Huhne may have lied about:

        ‘Edis reminding jurors that Pryce told them of occasion in 1990 when Huhne persuaded her to have an abortion. Points out that on a second occasion, she decided on day of a planned abortion to change her mind.

        He asks them to consider what evidence there is of Huhne bullying his wife over the last 25 years. “Well, there isn’t any,” he tells them.’

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      • 42
        judge jeffries says:

        No she doesn’t deserve a medal- she deserves to be banged up for lying and covering up his crime for almost ten years.

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  12. 26
    Get Lupert indicted says:

    When we stopped paying her and she fucked off to New York to spend more time with her family I thought she was getting out of our lives for good.

    Trust fusking Murdoch to bring her back into our conciousness – his crimes are manifold but this one is big enough to call hom to the Hague to answer for it.

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  13. 27
    Anonymous says:

    So conceited. How is there any time left in her day after the hours of obligatory mirror-gazing?

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  14. 28
    Sir William Wade says:

    I-Spy a Murdoch-related plug for 10 points.

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  15. 31
    Lobby Ludd says:

    Well spotted Sir W W! Did you notice that pur host is getting them in relation to his own Judas money earner?

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  17. 34
    GOM says:

    Jes’ rich white trash!

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  18. 37
    Kay Burley says:

    You fought for the Stafford Hospital Cripps?

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  19. 39
    😜 says:

    🗽

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  20. 40
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Give me strength!

    Fashion tips from a political has-been? Is this it, Guido?

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  21. 43
    Tired old cliche says:

    It’s great you’ve both jumped the shark and taken murdochs money.

    What happened to the fearless independent voice, now you are part of the establishment you so rail against.

    What a joke, working with a farce like Mensch

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  22. 44
    Housen says:

    Mensch….it sounds like an affliction.

    “Well I think I’ve just got a touch of Mench.”
    “Oh! What are you taking for it?”
    “Not sure what is best.”
    “Try arsenic.”

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    • 46
      Mine d'Boggles says:

      If I may be uncharacteristically rude, could I say that I can see why the commentators here would like to give her ass a nick.

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  23. 47
    It's later than you think says:

    I can’t help liking her, I know I shouldn’t but there it is.

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  24. 52
    YorkshireLad says:

    Must be related to Stuart Broad

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  25. 53
    put the kettle on luv says:

    She’s a fucking towering intellect ain’t she girls?

    Talk about putting feminism back to the 1950s.

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  26. 56
    La Fold says:

    4 pinter.

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