FLASHBACK: When Gordon Met the Pope
The Pope is resigning, the first to do so since Gregory XII in 1415.
It was all so predictable…
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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”
Private Eye says:
Exclusive: Guidogram going out shortly.
Rich ” The one on the left is the Pope”
The one with a nipple on is head is a tit.
Gordon Brown for Pope!
“The end of boom and lust”
Brown “ok shorty, its time to make way for a truly humble man of the people”
Apparently The Pope will resign on February 28, Rafa Benitez will assume the position as ‘Interim Pope’ until a better candidate is found.
I propose The Right Hon Anthony Charles Lynton Blair. I never seen such a pious normal stand up sort of bloke. The right religion too! Do I hear any seconders?
As it was written
I’m free!
He has been like the second coming to the ungrateful bastards who inhabit this Island.
No, no, no, I decide who is the next Pope.
I think it is now clear that everything Gordon touches turns to Brown. Or he’s possibly the Anti-Christ.
I’m pretty sure you’ll find he’s Anti English.
Can we have a Muslim Pope please.
Sorry Anjem Choudrhay is unavailable.
Only if he eats pork.
What about a black lesbian muslim disabled Pope, eh?
She would certainly get the diversity market
It’s clear that this coalition govt has been the cause of this, I demand a judge led inquiry
Oh mi Gawd, Gordon thinks that he may be in with a chance ! However, bit of a coincidence that AB Rowan Williams stood down just in time to be available for the job…
Gordon the inverse Alchemist. everything he touches turns to
solidsold gold.Surely at 85 he has been working long enough, there have been many things coming to light that the Roman Catholic church or should I say its representatives have been involved in, many in the time when Pope Benedict was a behind the scenes administrator, I would guess he has had enough. I don’t blame Gordy though Geedo, he also met B’Liar for a cosy chat.
Brown to Pope: “Well that’s you fucked good and proper”
Pope to Brown: ” It’s the right thing to do”
LMAO!!!!!!! So very true. We should have seen it. Jonah strikes again.
I thought you were going all seriously Catholic on us, Guido. Very reassured to see the connection you have understandably made with the awful curse of Workshy Brown.
I’m willing to take over I understand there are perks like alter-boys.