January 17th, 2013

Leveson Debate: Come See Mosley Get Another Spanking

Get Tickets The German-themed spanking party enthusiast and paymaster of the Hacked Off campaign, Max Mosley, supported by Murdoch-hating Chris Bryant and the media lawyer Charlotte Harris, will be opposing the contention that the Leveson proposals represent a fundamental threat to the freedom of the press. They will be debating against the mild, retiring Daily Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn, Media Select Committee chairman John Whittingdale and Guido. Andrew Neil will be refereeing the debate to ensure that no blood is spilt.

To say that there is a level of mutual contempt between Mosley/Bryant and Littlejohn/Guido is an understatement. They think we’re muckraking, knuckle dragging, right-wing tabloid rabble rousers and we think they’re just so embarrassed by their sexually incontinent, promiscuous indiscretions being revealed that they are campaigning to prevent future exposure of such behaviour. Guido would like to see as many of his readers at the event to ensure Mosley gets another public spanking. Given Max enjoys humiliation, he might even enjoy the night.

The debate is on Wednesday, January 30 at IET London, Savoy Place, WC2R 0BL. Tickets are available online from the Speccie.


92 Comments

  1. 1
  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    This evening I will be collecting barnacles off the hull of the Royal Yacht Britannia

    • 30
      Barnacle Bill says:

      It takes one to spot one.

    • 87
      The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

      George. Brown RIP. says :

      Your name may be G. Brown young whippersnapper so respEct your elders gone before you !!

      Unlike you i was not perennially. Mentally deficient under Blair — I was perennially drunk under. Harold. Wilson .

      We both made similar mistakes but at least. I had a permanently rose tinted outlook on life hile doing so…

  3. 3
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    • 8
      retardEd Miliband says:

      I think I”ll forward my thee-vee, on the offchanth that I find mythelf looking for a new job after May 2015.

      • 15
        David Miliband says:

        Don’t worry, I’ll need someone to shine my shoes after I take over as LOTO in 2015.

  4. 4
    One-term Dave says:

    Prima, danke.

    I dream of German-themed spanking parties. I have a fantasy where I grovel at Angela Merkel’s feet, and she shouts “Schweinhund” and makes me give her £19.2billion of your money, every year, and then she gives me sheets and sheets of new laws designed to destroy our economy whilst benefiting hers.

    In fact, it’s not a fantasy..

  5. 5
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Well done for getting involved. Guido…

    Make sure Litlle. John. Brings his sturdy staff with him so that both mosley and. Bryant can receive the pleasure of having it entombed into a particular bodily orifice. They’ll both yelp with pleasure.

  6. 6
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Guido, make sure you stand with your back against the wall. Also, when Bryant starts speaking he will be lying.

  7. 7
    Mass debater says:

    Handbags at 50 paces ?

  8. 9
  9. 10
    Owen Jones says:

    My Muslim neighbour just pulled up in a brand new top of the range sports car.

    I said, “I can just about fill the tank in my fiesta, while you don’t work and drive about in that, what gives?”

    He replied, “Your government.”

  10. 12
    Food Watch says:

    The single biggest issue – alongside rolling back civil liberties – is food:

    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/food-prices-may-be-catalyst-for-2013-revolutions-2013-01-16?mod=MKTW_ALL&link=sfmw

    Incidentally, this could explain why horse is winding up in burgers: Necessity.

    • 40
      Epic Fail says:

      That article is a load of tosh from start to finish.

      Grain prices and shortages are due to one thing and one thing only. The obsession with biofuel which is forcing up the price of grain, as poor countries crops are being hoovered up by the biofuel companies.
      Peasant and depressed economies can’t compete with the multi national corporations who are despereate to prove their greeness and earn brownie points from ‘progressive’ ( oxy-moron ) governments.

      North American grain yields reached record levels again this year.

      http://thewheatbeat.wordpress.com/

    • 58
      Con artists says:

      I always wondered why Tesco burgers gave me the trots !

  11. 14
    Major Meeja says:

    Don’t forget to say that Bryant’s opinion is “pants” at some point (assuming you think it is, naturlich).

  12. 18

    Müssen wir tragen Lederhosen und Dirndl?

  13. 19
  14. 22
    Kebab time gives me a boner says:

    You expect people to pay to watch that shit?

    Good luck with that.

  15. 24
    Sir William says:

    A voluntary system of compliance backed up by statutory compulsion pretty much sums up religion in the UK before 1688.

  16. 25
    JH345834958349 says:

    Give them hell.

    They are a pair of sexual deviants who just want to get away with it in future. Nothing more, nothing less.

    I wonder what Max’s dad would make of his little proclivities.

    • 33
      hank the cat says:

      His dad was a good socialist MP, so would approve

      • 42
        Archer Karcher says:

        He was also profoundly pro the then EEC and an ardent supporter of the creation of a United States of Europe. Then, his socialist hero Adolph, was of a similar persuation, so no surprise there.

    • 34
      Oswald Mosley says:

      Yeah, right, like half of the chaps in the British Union weren’t poofters.

      • 37
        hank the cat says:

        Whats that got to do with his father being a labour MP

        • 44
          Oswald Mosley says:

          Meaning I dealt with people of, shall we say, unconventional taste everyday, and Maxie’s no different; ask me if I give a shit about German BDSM, and I’ll tell you he’s no different to his aunt (my sister-in-law, Unity Mitford, who never met a German uniform she didn’t like– sorta like the young Ed Balls, come to that!).

          • spanking the press says:

            max has shown he enjoys giving as much as taking,well done that man and can I come to the party

    • 79
      You knew the reply says:

      Error you have to make a comment

  17. 26
    In New York, the alphabet is an enema of the state says:

    Britain is behind the times with LGBT:

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/johnson/2013/01/gender-and-sexual-orientation?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/alphabetsoup

    Note: LBGTQIA is missing the one dominant gender group: Straight.

    Also – is missing Hermaphrodite, Zoo, Coprofile… stick a quango on it you can get this puppy up to an all inclusive 26…

  18. 27
    hank the cat says:

    “sexually incontinent” I do love this phrase, will use it all day

  19. 29
    Thirteen year old says:

    Hello we seem to be about the same age, can I be your friend and does your mummy know that you post on a blog for the grown ups.

    lots of love
    xxxxx

    PS. I play Football

  20. 32
    Moon Unit says:

    So then, this time tomorrow, on a scale of one to ten, how disappointed will you all be with Scameron’s speech on a referendum?

    • 43
      Archer Karcher says:

      Disappointed?

      Cameron’s speech will be entirely predictable bullshit. He’s been there so many times in the past, it is expected.

  21. 35
    SamCam says:

    I will be very pleased with his speech, he will be in bloody Holland and not here making a tit out of me

  22. 39
    pigdog says:

    Maybe Richard L should ask Bryant about this links to Common-purpose and why so many who are linked to CP are also linked to the Hacking-gate enquiry.

  23. 45
    dick dastardardly mp says:

    Lets hope they get a damned good whipping

  24. 46
    HellforLeather says:

    That sort of clunky intro — 45 words-plus — will suffocate readers just as much as anything Leveson proposes.

  25. 47
    FQY says:

    I would to attend except I know littletoilet is a Hunt.

  26. 50
    John says:

    Remember to ask Max i f he’s had himself checked for lice infestations recently. Apparently brothel girls know which dark places to check for them

  27. 52
    Anonymous says:

    “Guido would like to see as many of his readers at the event to ensure Mosley gets another public spanking.”

    Sounds like you’re getting your brown trousers out Guido. Because you know – we all know – Max would make horsemeat out of you in a fair fight, you’re begging all your mates to come along and shout him down.

  28. 56
    I hate labour kiddy fiddlers says:

    Do us a favour and castrate the filthy little faggot.

  29. 57
    ANNE HAYWOOD says:

    Littlejohn&Guido, how delicious, wish I could be there but I live in Portugal so not possible,
    I know you will destroy those disgusting perverts and defend the freedom of the press,indeed the freedom of free speech for all.
    Look forward to reading both brilliant accounts from two bright stars in the gloom in which
    GT Britain is drowning.
    GO BOYS

    • 61
      rich cliffard says:

      looking forward to seeing you at church on sunday anne. i’ll be in my usual spot… nuts deep in choir boys.

  30. 59
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    You and Littlejohn will be lucky to get a word in with gobby Bryant,blokes like him only understand the the heed!

  31. 62
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    Will briant be in white pants? Yuk.

  32. 63

    Will they allow all Max’s tarts into the IET?

  33. 64
    Jimmy says:

    “They think we’re muckraking, knuckle dragging, right-wing tabloid rabble rousers”

    Don’t you?

    • 68
      Komisar says:

      That’s the spirit komrade, keep up the attacks you know it will change their minds eventually as the points you raise wound them deeply.

      You will be rewarded come the revolution.

      To the barricades!

    • 80
      Matilda says:

      Hey Jim, wasn’t that why the NOtW was closed down? Leveson would not permit you to describe anybody in those terms. At least for the time being, you remain free to do so. Do wake up – go and get yourself a nice cup of coffee.

  34. 69
    mikis says:

    can we have the debate live on TV? (and will Bryant be properly attired in his u/pants)?

  35. 71
    JabbaTheCat says:

  36. 72
    Mark Walters says:

    In simple terms, Leveson is a Hunt.

    end of chat.

  37. 73
    Am I perhaps a pervert says:

    s this about oral sex(innocent face)

  38. 81
    Dr Evil says:

    Mosley is a vile pervert. I wouldn’t want to be in the same room.

  39. 83
    Shock disclosure of truth by Guido says:

    “we’re muckraking, knuckle dragging, right-wing tabloid rabble rousers”

  40. 84
    Isambard Kingdom Brunel says:

    I thought the whole point of the proposals was to – er -0 implement fundamental limits on the freedom of the press..

  41. 88
    Antoine Clarke says:

    January 30th 2013?

    I bet that would be a big day in Oswald Mosley’s home and for “German-themed” enthusiasts, it’s the 80th anniversary of Hitler winning the elections and being appointed Chacellor.

    Who chose the date?

  42. 91

    Of course nobody would ever draw comparisons between state control of the press & fascism when talking to Mr Mosley.

  43. 92
    Simon says:

    Jesus, this debate has all the attraction of a Chelski vs Man City fixture; you wish both sides could lose humiliatingly.


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“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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