January 16th, 2013

Speaker Says Bye Bye to £1.5 Million Barber

Outgoing TUC fat cat Brendan Barber is still hanging around like a bad smell. Guido understands that last night the Speaker held a leaving party in his taxpayer-funded state apartment for the £100,000-a-year union baron. The drink was flowing as the usual union thugs like Ian Lavery and John Bercow’s old pal Jack Dromey said goodbye to their strike-happy former boss. Tories are spitting feathers this morning that union-lover Rob Halfon was also in attendance. As if Barber’s £1.5 million golden goodbye was not enough…


  1. 1

    There will be a peerage as well and all the perks that go with that he couldnt give a shit about the workers!

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Unions and Labour, screwing the workers for a 100 years…..

  3. 3
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Was the drinks evening tax payer funded?

  4. 4
    3Para says:

    Buckingham Tories must be so proud of John & Sally.

  5. 5
    East India Company Wallah says:

    Generally it is those employees of a non-working variety who join unions
    Workers tend to look out for themselves

  6. 6
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Funny you should mention Sally in all this.

    Was she there I wonder?

    Sally is after a safe Labour seat.

    The Unions decide who the Labour leader is, so it is not a reach to think they could decide who gets parachuted into which Labour safe seat.

  7. 7
    Popeye says:

    When will someone get a campaign going to get rid of Bercow, so called Tory, but in reality a Socialist trojan horse.
    His local Conservative Association should hang their heads in shame for not de-selecting this t**d.

  8. 8
    Commons chandalier says:

    If they has just one light on then yes it was

  9. 9
    hank the cat says:

    John Bercow the thinking womens Hobbitt

  10. 10
    HP Sauce says:

    Union barons in parliament?

    This is a taste of an Ed Miliband government bankrolled by “Red” Len McClusky and his stooges.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Why cannot Cameron give a vote on EU asap? Negotiations can be done within 3 months, it doesn’t need 5 years.

    I don’t trust Cameron when he says he will give after general election.

  12. 12
    hank the cat says:

    Sally bercow the thinking mans Cabbage Patch doll

  13. 13
    Real Conservative says:

    Trouble is, that’s true of most current ‘Conservative’ MPs. Where do you stop?

  14. 14
    hank the cat says:

    Why wasn’t milliband jnr at this sad farewell party

  15. 15
    Dave - balls of steel - Cameron says:

    People who know Dave say that he’s a pretty straight kind of guy.

  16. 16
    Dirty raghead cunts are trying to control OUR streets says:

    A pity the helicopter didn’t crash into a mosque.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron want complete opt-out of two issue how long will it take?

    Question takes 1 minute rest of EU can take even one day to decide and say yes or no. They already know can they just give an answer.

    Why does he want 5 years?

  18. 18
    hank the cat says:

    Just a bit about Europe from H G Wells

    Wells saw Europe within a global context and attempted to avoid a Eurocentric internationalism which he saw as menacing to world peace and prosperity, especially given the rise of America and Japan as international players, and in light of the new forces of nationalism emerging in the old European empires.

  19. 19
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    To renegotiate any of the treaties we have entered into, Cameron would have to invoke Clause 50 and that he is not going to do. Everything else is posture, hot air and outright lies.

  20. 20

    She looks like a slightly deflated bath pillow

  21. 21
    Time for Kebab Time to go back to his own pisspoor blog says:

    Dream on 81lly Kebab – not even Labour or the Unions will screw you

  22. 22
  23. 23
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    The useless tossers in Buckingham, had their chance to ditch the lefty midget and his whore wife and bottled it. They all deserve each other.

  24. 24
    John Prescott says:

    So what if he was on £1.5m.? that’s nowt I was on £3m before I bailed out after the credit crunch before then I was a leading minister in the Blair government and it’s hard graft I’ll say when I was visiting McDonalds every day as well morning noon and night at night. In the end the people have to decide these things and if they have voted for him to have a fat salariation then that’s for the people to decide following a referendate with the appropriate authoritarian and I would have thought Guido could know this after all his smooching and mooching around Number 10 but anyway at least I am being brought back to the frontline with Ed who will next week announciate his Age of Chancers initiation that will bring breadline back to British workers and help them realise their propensity and who better to annuncate this than Ed and Gordon who is also speaking on disabilities becayse he led the Age of Chancers which I am partaking in and anyway who are you lot to call Brendan out he voted for One Member One Vote and he is a good man and it will be the people who decide not a bunch of suthern jessies like you lot!

  25. 25
    The British Public says:

    A sovereign nation can do what it likes. This is a sovereign nation. Cameron and the rest of the supine Westminster gravy-trainers should start behaving as if they understand what that means.

  26. 26
    Cherie B LIAR says:

    Re the helicopter, sad about the pilot and the other person killed and the injured, what a shame it didn’t land on top of that lying murdering bastard Tony B LIAR, i thought my prayers had been answered.

  27. 27
    Dave - balls of steel - Cameron says:

    Surely she can’t be a whore?

    Who on earth would pay good money to fuck that?

  28. 28
    albacore says:

    Take a look at that link up there on the right
    London’s got vigilantes in broad daylight
    Who knows, they might yet apply shariah “law”
    To those that Parliament showed an open door
    Meanwhile, of course, Plod must be more vigilant
    For any trace of a Savilian remnant


  29. 29
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    The politics of envy

    PS Guido…how much did you fleece the country for while working in the city…as a spiv

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    In 5 years time almost all of the current leaders in EU will be out of power. In a free and fair election they will not be re-elected by reducing the living standard of voters.

    So if Cameron wants to do it, it should be done within the next 3 months.

  31. 31
    Raving Loon says:

    shhh, you should be celebrating London’s diversity!

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    This is the only reason I want it asap. I haven’t forgotten the cast iron guarantee.

    Even the vote Cameron will talk about will be whether voters agree with government on the issue. Its will not be a binding vote as to whether UK is in / out of EU.

  33. 33
    Black Hawk Down says:

    Bet you would love to, you smelly old fart.

  34. 34
    Black Hawk Down says:

    See the single issue fanatics from ukip are out spamming again. What the fuck has all this got to do with the unions?

  35. 35
    fnar fnar says:

    Tesco’s, nothing, only sixty per cent horse- burgers from Europe?

    Cameron’s offerings on Europe this week guaranteed to be one hundred per cent horse-shit.

  36. 36
    Dirty raghead cunts are trying to control OUR streets says:

    They can stick diversity where the sun don’t shine.

  37. 37
    Most likely scenario says:

    2013: Dave gives cast iron guarantee that he will hold referendum in 2018.
    2015: Dave loses general election.
    2018: (nothing happens)

  38. 38
    The EU is the cause of all our problems says:

    As single issues go, it’s a pretty big one. We’re not discussing transport policy for the Outer Hebrides, here.

  39. 39
    The corner of Storey's Gate and Old Queen Street says:

    No comment

  40. 40
    Workers not shirkers says:

    Get a job you tosser.

  41. 41
    Sir Fred the Shred (knighted by Labour) says:

    Yes, Labour are at war with city spivs. Labour have always been at war with city spivs.

  42. 42
    Today's weather: rain says:


  43. 43
    Every employer in the UK says:

    Uhm, we’d prefer it if he didn’t.

  44. 44
    Donkeydong says:

    STFU you piss-poor excuse for a fat bastard.

    Get me a gin and tonic.

  45. 45
    BBC says:

    We shall not be mentioning this, now if it was British men doing this then we would make endless pprograms about it untill they were arested.

  46. 46
    Lefties are spitting blood at this film! says:

    I look forward to seeing Zero Dark Thirty. Watching raghead terrorists being tortured is feel good entertainment.

  47. 47
    Dirty raghead cunts are trying to control OUR streets says:

    We should just carpet bomb shitholes like Bradfordistan and the islamic republic of Tower Hamlets.

  48. 48
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Single issue?

    Are you wilfully ignorant or just a common liar?


    That said, some might argue that far from being ‘fanatics’ having a say in who actually governs this country and in who’s best interest, is a rather sensible idea.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron doesn’t want to stop

    1) free movement of workers into UK

    2) freedom to move to UK and claim benefits

    3) freedom to move to UK and use NHS for free

  50. 50
    Peter Mandelson says:

    I’m incredibly relaxed about people getting rich.

  51. 51
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Poor old Toby The twat Young

    Free schools will now be forced to disclose via FOI

    Oh such larks we are going to have !!!!!!

  52. 52
    Bomber Harris says:

    Give them fair warning first, to end the occupation of British territory and return to the isl*m*c drains they emerged from beforehand, surely?

  53. 53
    Old git says:

    When I went to school “whose” was spelt “whose”. How times change.

  54. 54
    Dirty raghead cunts are trying to control OUR streets says:

    Only give warning to the non-muslim populace (all five of them) to vacate their homes. Then bomb the shithole. And then rebuild the areas for the non-muslims to return to.

  55. 55
    Liblabcon = one party fascist state says:

    Comments on that vid are priceless … lolz

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    It takes between 5 and 10 years to start and establish a real company.

    It takes one day to destroy it.

    So while we are waiting for them to secure a future, how many companies will die off due to the unfair competition from abroad, how many people will put on hold plans, in the uncertainty? Business growth needs only one ingredient: stability. That is why start-ups and IPOs work in other countries. The stability is given to the company for the period and they can get on with their new idea.

    Loans do not grow any company. They allow them to survive.

  57. 57
    John Bellingham says:

    Is that straight as in basically honest, or straight as in not a Lib-Dem?

  58. 58
    John Bellingham says:

    I have some change that is too small for the parking meter.

  59. 59
    didnt make the top ten trolley dolly says:

    Its your use of !!!!! that gives you away, you many monickered SASd s-NOT-ty !!! TwAT.

  60. 60
    John Bellingham says:

    You are an imposter! The real Prescott cannot read, cannot write and cannot string more than four English words together without a grammatical abortion. (one spelling mistake is not credible)

  61. 61
    Danny la'Rue says:

    Agreed.. In fact socialists are doing so well I’m thinking of becoming one. Blair, Mandelson,Miliband, Kinnock etc.. all of them millionaires. Viva la Revolutione!

  62. 62
    NelsonsGoodeye says:

    Where’s the EDL when you need them?

  63. 63
    The Guardian says:

    And we will continue to direct the BBC in what not say by not saying it ourselves.

  64. 64
    The Guardian says:

    The EDL are locked up, as they should be, so that they cannot cause problems for our wonderful happy and diverse society.

  65. 65
    The BBC says:

    Excellent, that will be our line to take on the EDL as well.

  66. 66
  67. 67
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    After the disgusting drunken antics of that Mark Reckless character at the very beginning of this Parliament the only honorable thing to have done would have been to ban alcohol completely from The Palace of Westminster.

    Alcohol and politics simply do not mix.

    I remember that slimey little Socialist Mitterand getting Mrs Thatcher drunk during a key meeting for the Channel Tunnel.

    It cost us a fortune that did.

    Politician just never learn.

  68. 68
    Trevor from Trehebert says:

    I once started drinking alcohol at work and got sacked.

  69. 69
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Hollande and his Socialiste cronies like a good wine too especially if someone else is paying for it .

    They were all photographed sitting around a table recently before the meal had been served . However I rumbled the bastards when I saw wine glasses next to every plate!

    We are all living through a period of austerity.

  70. 70
    John Prescott says:

    Who do you think you are Mr. Bellyache saying I cannot read rite or spell and add up when I clearly can and if it wasn’t for your constipation I would now be in high orafice and not stook here typing this shite on Guido’s blog and anyway having led the DETERERE department at Whitehall for so many years it’s clear as day that I am a man of letteration and anyone who says otherwise is just a big suthern jessie with a chipping on his shorthand and it doesn’t matter anyway because this week Ed will be appointing me to investigation change and renewal as part of the Age of Chancers.

  71. 71
    BallsUP says:

    Is that a still from Brendan Barber in ‘Papillion’?

    The sweaty cnut is taking the piss out of the millions of self-employed who keep this country going whilst ‘the fraternity’ piss it up against the wall.

    God help this country with these parasites in league with the Labour Party parasites!

    God how I hate them!

  72. 72
    Iron Lady says:

    Tories are no longer conservative.

  73. 73
    Matilda says:

    He who pays the piper………. gets a free booze up in posh (free of charge) surroundings.

  74. 74
    Matilda says:

    Are you suggesting that Sally can actually think?

  75. 75
    Steve says:

    “Spitting feathers” is an expression for thirst, not anger. You mean “spitting tacks”, or something like that.

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