January 14th, 2013

Downing Street: EU Speech This Friday


  1. 1
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Dave and the EUSSR sitting in a tree
    L O O T I N G (all our money)

  2. 2
    B Bunter of Greyfriars School says:


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    Its an In/out choice.

    We can either stay in the Eu or get out of the Commonwealth.

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    David Cameron says:

    I give a cast iron promise to hold a referendum if I win the 2015 election.

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    They need to move from Downing Street.

    Wharrt!!! Is that a faux paux suggestion, non -etiquette in this fuck up country that gives jobs only and looks after child perverts?

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    This deliberate and orchestrated build up , is going to make the fall even worse !!!!!!!!!!!

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    Googootz says:

    What happened to the poster who made comments as Tony Soprano? Some of the few amusing comments posted here.

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    Googootz says:

    In the meantime, Cameron should go get his shinebox.

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    Great Granddad:Prime Minister in Waiting, New Utopia Party says:

    Whatever happened to the tradition of making all important announcements only in the House?

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Holy Cow….Guess where Daybreak Dave was today…..yep you guessed it… Daybreak….LOL

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    Tony Soprano says:

    We’re not here to amuse; this is a place for serious political debate!

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    That stopped 40 years ago.

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    Mike Hunt says:

    yet again we have this cast iron business.

    Cameron said it BEFORE that muppet james gordon brown signed our futures away on the lisbon constitution. Why did the one-eyed scots idiot do it? To shoot the tory fox on europe and boy did it work.

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    stalin was just a misunderstood emo says:

    EU EU EU
    EU EU EU
    EU EU EU

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    Sharing a room is the butch thing to do says:

    Hope he doesn’t take William with him to the other Hague. There’ll be some gay marriage comments here if he does.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Broken clock time MKM4, you see even you can get it sometimes. Dismal Dave on the other hand………..

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    Barbara Winsdor says:

    I’m still available

    ” Carry on Prevaricating “

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    polythesis says:

    The beating heart of Britain wants to stay in the EU and anyone who wants to leave the EU is mad, in fact talking of beating hearts most ordinary decent people would like to see Camerons beating heart ripped out and sent to Brussels where it belongs.

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    A prestidigitator says:

    I thought he was on the Toady programme. Can he be in two places at once?

  20. 20
    Joe Pesci says:

    Fuck you, you motherfucking fuck!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve done a plop.

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    Plato says:

    I married into an Italian family and this is about their level of debate.

    Never, ever get involved with the lying, cheating, b*st*rds.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Does this mean, that on Friday 18th, Dave will be on ITV’s Daybreak again

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Traitor !

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    Jimmy says:

    Little Britain, Little England – past relics. Cameron knows that this regions future is within the Federation of the EU.

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    They're all lefties says:

    Does anyone still listen to Toady? I certainly don’t.

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    Bugger off to Brussels says:

    Will all those who wish to stay in the EU please go to Dover, get on the first available crossing and go and enjoy yourselves on the other side of the Channel. The rest of us don’t want to pay the membership subs any more.

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    Odd and Odder says:

    So why is Dave speeching in some Euro State and not in his own country?

    It’s all too much like Gordon turning up to the Lisbon treaty all on his lonesome.

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    Anonymous says:

    Few points

    1) Why not in UK?
    2) Vote only after getting powers back. In other words power will not come back, so no votes.
    3) Timing will be after May 2015. In other words its a pre election stunt. If by a miracle Cameron stays as PM after May 2015, it will end up as a broken promise.

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    Tosspot says:

    Our continued membership of the EU, is nothing more than inferior Politicians who can offer no alternative direction.

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    Rotten Tomatoes says:

    Is Dave frit to speak in Britain?

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    The honourable member says:

    Nurse, nurse. They are pretending to be me again.

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Wny not Milton Keynes? 55 Bucket Lane?

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    Chavtastic Cameron says:

    So why doesn’t he make his speech on Daybreak? That’s where he usually speaks to the nation these days.

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    Plato says:

    Yeah, why be failing, bankrupt states like Norway and Switzerland?

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    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    We can then pray for fog to cut the continent off.

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    Anonymous says:

    Today, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: If I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations. No treaty should be ratified without consulting the British people in a referendum.


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    Bigotted Dave says:

    Why not from Mrs Duffy’s front Garden?

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    Losers lost, Leaders we don't have says:

    Just got our first piece of A3 news sheet since Esther McVey got in as MP and disappeared, hope she enjoys her job until 2015, because people I talk to say they won’t vote for her, she’s gone Londonistan native, as well as being a Europhile.

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    Anonymous says:

    Apr fools day had come a bit early. Another Cast Iron Guarantee?

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Is Dave fit to speak to Sam?

    christ she must have a job on, listening to his crap day in, day out.

    Song for Sam, from understanding,

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    Moussa Cockseeker Mk 4 says:

    I am a brain dead head

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    Jon Snow says:

    I’ve used my bus pass again today, and I jolly well intend using it again tomorrow.
    My bosses at C4 are very pleased with me.

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    Sandra in Accounts says:

    I bet Daves speech is nowhere near as interesting as a Nigel speech.

    Hearing Cameron on R4 Today this morning – he could not lie straight if a steamrilloer did him head to foot.

    One term Dave – if your own backbenches dont weild the knife first.

    Vote UKIP.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Ha! That’ll be fun to watch as he ties himself in knots trying to say we can have a referendum without saying he’ll offer us a choice of In or Out!!

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    British Parliaments for British PMs says:

    And there was me thinking that the British Taxpayer had provided the British PM with a British Parliament House to make his speeches about the future of Britain from.

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    Just want to make things clear says:

    Is that the place where Mrs Duffy’s flowers are planted or a euphemism for her front bottom?

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    Philip Schofield says:

    I have a list of EU questions that I Googled

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Now there’s a thought. Tory backbenchers are usually very good and very ruthless at getting rid of failing leaders – let’s hope they don’t let us down this time!

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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    You can almost hear the slurping on European cock from here !

    This week the French and Germans are Celebrating their Post War alliance
    It’s definitely going much better than their Pre War alliance

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Merkel’s not going to let him give a speech like that in Britain – she’ll want to be right behind him with a knife at his back to make sure he only says what she has told him he can say.

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    Gordon Brown says:

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    God, Esther McVey, on the beeb years ago with her teeth she shows when she speaks, all 32. What the fuck is her latest these days with here? Death or cancer?

    Always came across as a tory twat to me, literally.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Nell, it’s all been pre-orchestrated by the EU and UK mandarins. The deal was done weeks ago.

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    Sarah Macauley Culkin says:

    That was my favourite line from Home alone

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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    I Say ! Does it contain the names of the latest six celebs that are about to be arrested ?

    How frightfully Spiffing !

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Poor old Dave…you have to admit neo nuts…he is f*ucking hopeless.

    The spin has gone mongo…. This slow build strategy is sooooo Blair I’m wetting myself.

    Dave is trying to re-create the “”The kaleidoscope has been shaken the pieces are in flux”” speech.

    By Thursday evening Tory and Ulster Loonysticks Party HQ will be saying “””Much awaited speech”””

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    Gonk III says:

    Helplessly drunk again Jimmy

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    hands shook across the fucking Rhine. See how long that lasts.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I was the Queen of the Breakfast time sofa !

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    Anonymous says:

    We haven’t a conservative government, that could be the reason PM Cameron can fulfil his cast iron guarantee.

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    Joris Demminck says:

    Please don’t mention Turkey, Please don’t mention Turkey, Please don’t mention Turkey, Please don’t mention Turkey….

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    It works differently these days. The deal was done weeks ago. Other countries will follow.

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    Empreor von Rompuy says:

    Dave’s my little puppet (and so are the two Eds). I told him to pull this stunt to head off the UKIP threat. Glad to see he knows how to follow orders.

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    Bloke down the pub says:

    Guido, son, you sure this is about EU and not Chilcot ? Hague ‘n’ all that ?

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Why not 21 Coronation Street, where Hilda Ogden used to live?

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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    So long as it has “And that is why i’m resigning ” at the end of it , i don’t care !

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    Gatso Camera says:

    Vicky Pryce cannot be that worried about the court case she has a full sheet spread in tonights evening post about the joys of being in the European fast lane….

    oh ..was it something I said

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    with her flying ducks?

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    Fishy says:

    That was in 2007. The thing you conveniently forgot to mention was that Cameron said he could only hold a referendum on the Lisbon treaty if it remained ungratified.

    This happened two years later, at the hands of Gordon Brown and David Miliband: (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2712808/Britain-betrayed-as-hated-EU-treaty-is-finally-made-law.html)

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    Anonymous says:

    Why not 10 Downing Street where the person who gave the cast iron guarantee chills out playing video games and cook supper for money.

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    OUT, OUT, OUT,OUT,OUT!" says:


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    The Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    This is the case that plebs must not discuss or even know about. Mr Justice Sweeney is on the square and will come to a proper conclusion. So mote it be. Jahbulon.

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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    Well the new would be Italian PM is already warning Dave not to offer referendums or pull out of the EU
    I mean how else they gonna pay off their deficit ?

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    Fishy says:

    Unratified, although ungratified might do!

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    no no no, non dobbiamo essere come questo – siamo tutti amici qui?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    Don’t forget Hilda’s Muriel

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    My mum says I look like Nigel Farage from the back says:

    You are Nigel Farage, and I claim my Nigel Farage spotters award.

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    Propaganda Gyroscope says:

    So, other than free digs at Cleggs place, and plenty of clean and affordable prostitution / drugs and maybe a visit to one of the new Scum cities (policy ideas don’t think themselves up…), why do this in Holland ?

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    3Para says:

    The only way we are going to restore the sovereignty of Westminster is at the barrel of the gun.

    The EU fanatics are not going to give up now – one final heave to the EUSSR.

    They refuse us the ballot, we must choose the bullet.

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Joe, calm down for fuck sake – you titchy itie foghorn dwarf pervert.

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    Daybreak Dave says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Even in Oct 2009 he was giving the cast iron guarantee. Oct 2009 was few months before the general election.

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    No need for a speech just a committment to an in/out referendum,simple.

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    OUT, OUT, OUT,OUT,OUT!" says:

    Nope, wrong there, I…..OUT, OUT,OUT….etc am in reality Auntie Flo’, which means you owe me £5, I believe.

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    Little boy ready to plug a dykes hole says:

    Why not

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    Anonymous says:

    He thinks EU. There is no getting around his mental block. It is like a married couple where one partner decides to change the very nature of the other, using the threat of leaving them.

    Never ends nicely.

    As opposed to the current idea of just going along with them and taking everything they say to extreme to show the stupidity of the other partner. That is also not a healthy relationship.

    Why not have a trial separation. Let them sort out their issues and keep talking whenever possible. Maybe as they begin to see what is good for them they will both change.

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    Anonymous says:

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    But your next labour shadow chancellor is one of them.

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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    Cast Iron Dave’s Election pledge !

    The final reason we must have a vote is trust. Gordon Brown talks about “new” politics. But there’s nothing “new” about breaking your promises to the British public. It’s classic Labour. And it is the cancer that is eating away at trust in politics. Small wonder that so many people don’t believe a word politicians ever say if they break their promises so casually. If you really want to signal you’re a break from the past, Prime Minister, do the right thing – give the people the referendum you promised.

    dave signatureToday, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: If I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations. No treaty should be ratified without consulting the British people in a referendum.

    That is why the lying son bitch needs to drag his sorry arse out of No10

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    oh christ yes – an alpine wonderland it was, in inner-Salford, on her wall.

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    My mum says I look like Nigel Farage from the back says:

    Oh o.k. then.

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    Grumpy old 'kipper says:

    Bomb Dresden!!

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    Early to bed Late to rise says:

    Dave. That is not an early start, you lazy twat.

    If you don’t like it just delegate Lorraine Kelly to run the country. She’s already had two shits, a shave, three breakfasts and a packet of fags before you even stagger out of your Downing Street flat of a morning.

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    Cover speed cameras with a bin liner says:

    Your post was over in a flash.

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    Losers lost, Leaders we don't have says:

    Wasn’t that in the days when most of them were honest and did the job they were paid to do, like sucking people toes.

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    Dresden will bomb you says:


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    A True Scotsman says:

    Oh flower of the EU.

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    importantly.... says:

    I hope he does the speech with a Steve McLaren Dutch accent.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Since when was 7:20am an early start? Don’t most city types “clock in” at 6am?

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    importantly.... says:

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    Ian Holm says:

    You know how many times people come up to me and tell me to get my freakin’ shine box, thinking I’m you, you little prick?

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    Quentin Tarantino says:

    Fuck you, Krishnan Guru Murthyfucker!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    I go to bed early and stay up all night.

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    Stuart Hall says:

    I thought they were 16, honest!

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    OUT, OUT, OUT,OUT,OUT!" says:

    ha, ha, ha :O)

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    Ed Miliband, Leader, The Labour Party, A Unite Union Production says:

    Vote for me! You can trust me!

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    Hugh Janus says:

    The tradition now is that it is spun to the media, and Parliament can go and f*** itself. Whatever One Term Dave says, in Holland, or here, or Timbuktu, wherever, it’s all too little and too late. He’s toast, and I suspect the party is too. No more ‘promises’, no more ‘guarantees’, no one believes anything he says any more. UKIP, your time has come – make the most of it and don’t screw up like this lot.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    We cqn trust you to spend us into perfidy just like you did before – remember that windfarm deal you signed us up to that is now costing us £17billion on our energy bills?!!

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    EU Watch says:

    Sounds like France is trying to destroy Mali rice crop. Now why would they want to do that ?


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    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:


    Day Break Dave Strikes again !!!!

    You couldnt make it up !!!!!

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    European Fast Lane ? ++++Laugh++++

    Tell that to the poor old Greeks and Spaniards!!

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    Taxfodder says:

    In or out of Europe personally I don’t really care but, I do care about democracy so…

    No 10 press office, please help old Dave he seems a little confused about his position, remind him and other deluded Tories please.

    A half arsed smoke and mirror spoiler referendum won’t wash…its about timely delivery of what the majority of people want, IN or OUT of Europe nothing more nothing less!

    If deluded Dave won’t then he can’t claim to represent the majority and by default must be agin the majority

    Never mind about Libdems or Labour that’s another issue well down the road…

    Denial of the majority of peoples will for a vote now “in or out of Europe” (As per Tories promised in their manifesto) apart from another broken promise is a denial of common democracy, plain and simple….

    So Dave, Its either do it soon to save your self and party or tell them to prepare for a very long, long, long long time in the weeds…

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    Anonymous says:

    Where did that link the Gordon Brown story go?

    Hushed up by the cycloptic lunatic and his army of thugs no doubt.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    John gotti. Sr. Says

    Ehi. Mammaluc !!

    Stoppah. Spekkin. De. Eyetalinao . Eh. !!

    We’re in the. New. Country. Now. Stronzo !!!

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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    Hitler said it would last a thousand years !

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    Raving Loon says:


    It’s got to the stage now where if he doesn’t guarantee in blood an in/out referendum then I’m not interested in anything else he says.

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    Hon Mr Justice Sir Nigel Sweeney says:

    Sez you– I’m the Sweeney, and he’s nicked!
    Now don’t bother me, I haven’t had my dinner yet.

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    stalin was just a misunderstood emo says:

    you talking to me n that fritz?

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    EU Watch says:

    And some wise words on the failure of stimulus spending:

    And less wise words:


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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    Bucket ! Vicky Pryce doing a spread ugh

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Joe. Pesci. Says

    Ehii. Farabutto….

    I’ll. bury you in quick. Drying. Concrete on the Tallahache Turnpike. For that

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    Anonymous says:

    Fukc off, Spammer.

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    Spineless Dave Worst PM in history says:

    With What ?
    The fuckin things can’t even get off the ground !

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    Moussa Cockseeker Mk 4 says:

    Gordon Braun , the man who signed the Lisbon treaty but tried to pretend he hadn’t.
    That spineless git never went on any news program except BBC’s Newsbeat, for the kiddies.

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    Sealate says:

    Negotiate after 2015. Referendum (maybe) in 2018,

    In 2017 the Lisbon treaty makes fiscal union in the EU legal.

    2018 is too late. We are being conned again.

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    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:

    It will be absolutely marvellous, I simply simply can`t wait. Dave will fix all you losers.

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    Tory Monitor says:

    Calm down dearie, and get on with your lobbying.

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    Anonymous says:

    The real problem is this. Cameron will never be believed again regardless of any promise he makes over a referendum on the EU. Furthermore the economic position in which the nation now finds itself demands the cuts in public spending that are about to come into force. These cuts will affect many middle class “strivers” who are by and large the backbone of Tory support. That in its self could perhaps not have been such an overwhelming issue were it not for the looming inevitable mass immigration we are certain to receive from Rumania and Bulgaria next year. The “striving” middle and working class will see these new arrivals all legally entitled to housing benefit, job seekers, family allowance and credits together with free access to treatment on the overloaded NHS and free education in our already overcrowded schools. The funding of this will be paid for by OUR taxes and OUR previous NI contributions whilst these people have contributed nothing. Cameron is powerless to prevent this under EU rules and his point blank refusal to hold a referendum on EU membership is his Achilles heel.

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    Cameron flys to Netherlands on Friday to make keynote speech....Dutch unaware of this says:

    Has anyone told the Dutch Prime Minister yet ?


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    Anonymous says:

    Another of Dave`s private cast-iron guarantees was to save your skin. Was there anything else?

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    Sealate says:

    The Lisbon treaty is a self amending treaty therefore no referendum necessary.

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    Dutchman says:

    What is all this about and who is this Julie woman? What is Mr Cameroon coming to the Netherlands for, can he not speak in his own country?

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    Anonymous says:

    Mr Cameron is a European don`t you know. Europe is his country.

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    Proud to be British says:

    It will be the biggest day in the History Of Britain and future generations will be able to look back with pride to 18th January 2013!!!!

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    EU Watch says:

    Obligatory !slam!st will attack the heart of France reponse:


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    Cameron Watch says:

    Jan 22nd: That is also the date when Patriot anti-missile systems and EU forces due in Turkey, and of course !srael election day… But according to #10, he is doing his speech on the 18th ?

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    No government can bind a successor government to any agreement says:

    Correction: We do not have a Conservative P.M.

    Lisbon has no legitimacy either. The entire charade was based on lies, thus the UK government, is not bound by any treaty obligation.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    What precisely would you be hoping to get from Ed Miliband in the highly unlikely event he were to become PM?

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    Bombshell!! says:


    Independent Labour peer Lord Stoddart of Swindon, a long-time opponent of the EU, has just hit the jackpot with a ministerial answer on the matter that reveals many countries signing trade deals with the EU are not even expected to abide by single market rules.

    Stoddart submitted a written question to ministers about trade negotiations between the EU on the one hand and Japan, Canada, Singapore and Morocco on the other. He wanted to know if these countries would have to adopt the laws and regulations that govern the single market before they would be allowed to sell their goods.

    The reply he received, from Trade Minister Lord Green, confirmed: “It is not the case that as a result of these trade negotiations the countries concerned will have to adopt all the legislation and regulations that apply to EU member states.”


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    Bombshell!! says:

    Sorry forgot quotation marks ” ” ! xx

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Nice try Ed, but you’ll have to do better than that.

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    Fishy says:

    Stop making it up as you go along Anonymong.

    This is what Cameron said in 2009, after Brown’s betrayal:


    And by the way in the video you posted that swivel eyed liar is Farage – Farage the perpetrator of the biggest lie in British politics, not Cameron.

    Do keep up.

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    David says:

    I play the pianoforte as well.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Ed, your time would be spent more constructively if you were to go away and think up some policies.

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    Merkel says:

    It will. It will.

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    Boris says:

    My Great Grandad was Turkish you know. And I was born in America to a father who was an EU MP. That’s how I can pretend to be all things to all people. My Dad always used to say ‘You can fool all the people all of the time if you’re careful’.

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    Onesie term p.m. Dave says:

    We need to stay in so that Nick and I can get a job in Brussels after2015.

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    The late and much lamented Kenny Everett says:

    What about Russia, the target’s bigger.

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    David says:

    Of course I will. It will have to take place after the general election mind. No time available before it.

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    You know it makes sense. says:

    As an extra precaution we should flood the Chunnel as well.
    After sending all the illegals and non illegals back home of course.
    Ah! peace and prosperity at last.

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    Fishy says:

    That was 8th October 2007 two months before Brown and Miliband sold us down the river. Find yourself the right target for your ire.

    Psst. Want to see some photos of Gordon Bruin? This is what a real betrayer looks like


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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Come on, Andrew Marr? He can’t fucking tear his morning toast apart at the moment.

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    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    now I am not saying Andrew Marr forgot to wear his tin-foil hat…..

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    jimbo says:

    Cameron should have spoken to the British People before the French, Germans and Dutch, he like all the TV progammes, Big Business are trying to frighten the electorate. All this talk about British economic interest being in danger if we pull out is all balls as well they know. We need OUT and it will be like lifting a great heavy weight from the British people when we will get stuck in and get back to our formal greatness. At this moment we, the British tax payer, are paying huge amounts of OUR money so that the Japanese and all and sundry can give us a few jobs in order to use the EU market for free and America use us to influence the EU. Cameron and his band have committed Treason and will one day end up being tried for this most serious crime. All of the Politicians have ignored the people of Britain,their employers, again a crime which will have to be paid for. Cameron like his hero Blair are war mad hence I believe his association with arms dealer’s. Cameron has to be kicked out by the Conservative Party or they will be eventually voted into the wilderness, UKIP it seems, is all we have got.

  158. 158
    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Daniel talks funny.

  159. 159
    jimbo says:

    Cameron will sit on the fence, he has no bottle amd what is more he is a socialist and loves it in Europe, perhaps Father in law gets far too much from the EU being a land owner, perhaps looking after his inheritance !

  160. 160
    Anonymous says:

    what a twonk

  161. 161
    jimbo says:

    I doubt that he is a full European but he certainly loves it.

  162. 162
    jimbo says:

    No, he has not got the bottle to speak to the British People after all he is and still acts like a “boy”.

  163. 163
    jimbo says:

    Who was the last person to say he will fix it ?

  164. 164
    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    something out of yes ministerm truthfully,

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    Cast iron tends to be brittle, except for malleable cast iron.
    bliar led to conmeron.
    it may well be the secret of their success.

  166. 166
    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    like a twunt.

  167. 167
    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Has Cliff Richard got back from Barbados yet?

    what? WHARRRT???

  168. 168
    WoRaft says:

    Don’t worry. Tony Blair is going to give both your wives a job in his investment team. You can borrow Dave’s old Bullingdon tails and serve the drinks, Dave can wear his new suit on the door and be the concierge. He’ll have a little lectern for the list of people allowed in and he has the background which should be able to spot the Important People even if they aren’t on the list, as the most important ones forbid the writing-down of their names.

    This is pretty much the job you both do anyway.

  169. 169
    All Pine Cus In says:

    Why not in Afghanistan, sorry I meant, Londonistan ?

  170. 170
    dosser's guide says:

    stick to your shed its quieter

  171. 171
    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Concrete? Concrete? Here you go Joe, keep dreaming concrete for me, speak to your mama with your last breath,

  172. 172
    constituency trainbound says:

    gordon your plops are unmistakeable .. we know its you …sarahs coming ..its that suite again

  173. 173
    constituency trainbound says:

    he sank with concrete feet just like nick clegg’s street cred

  174. 174
    All Pine Cus In says:

    Camoron is a treacherous bs’turd , he will never give us a referendum because his nose is far too deep in the EU trough… Wink wink… He knows what is good for us plebs and he knows what is good for his gold plated undemocratic EU pension. The man cannot be trusted and is a disgrace.
    Former life long conservative voter. Vote UKIP

  175. 175
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour says:

    we keep at it

  176. 176
    Jimmy says:

    Don’t be ridiculous. As if I would ever credit butch with knowing anything.

  177. 177
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour says:


  178. 178
    the old boilers a minger says:

    given the size of your brankfurst it could seem longer

  179. 179
    confused.... says:


  180. 180
    once a huhne always a c'unt says:

    it was nice once .. well just the once anyway

  181. 181
    Jimmy says:

    Butch talking about his plans for the country after 2015 is a bit like Accrington Stanley setting out their tactics for the Champions’ League Final.

  182. 182
    UKIP... who how and why ? says:

    were you bent over at the time she made that determination ?

  183. 183
    ConLibLab - 100% the same says:

    Exactly. I doff my cap to you.

    Do we want to lose our sovereignty and be part of a Federal Europe ( a European Union…. Wake up sheepals…)

    or do we want to retain democracy and control our own laws, and thus leave the European Union…

    Guess what, the world and Europe won’t collapse if we leave. I

  184. 184
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour says:

    one nation

  185. 185
    Labour...filth...just filth says:


  186. 186
    back in the usssr says:

    Vlads out putin it about

  187. 187
    on the QT says:

    his ass is owned man …

  188. 188
    Sporting Savant says:

    they lose on penalties so get your money on

  189. 189
    The wizz says:

    No, it’s the only way he can get on Albejerra, if he did it this country he would be ignored. This Government has a major idiot for PM.

  190. 190
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    You’ll always have Labour MPs. Even if a non-socialist candidate stood with a committment to re-open Binns I doubt if they would garner much support.

  191. 191
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    What about Tower Hamlets?

  192. 192
    lojolondon says:

    Cameron – 3 years ago he gave a cast-iron promise for a referendum on Europe. Now all he can say is ‘I lied and I don’t care’ or ‘I lied, but now I am going to lose the next election, Labour will not give you a referendum so vote for me and you can have a referendum later’. Scum.

  193. 193
    worker drone 22 says:

    Just lately I’ve been amazed at how concerned the Pro-EU people are about British job losses should the people vote to leave the EU.

    Funny how the Pro-EU fuckers never mention the thousand of job losses joining the EU inflicted upon the British fishing industry, isn’t it ?

  194. 194
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Twatino – you’re an effing puppet of the Hollyweirdo mobsters – Go and watch QB VII – staring Anthony Hopkins. Watch out for the 911 twist at the end – thicko.

  195. 195
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is there some jurisdictional ruse of trickery & chicanery surrounding the fact that Camoron is not giving the speech within the UK?

    All members of the British public must demand a ‘signed copy’ of his speech. He must give the exact same speech “within British Jurisdiction”. Thus he is locked in legally if he tries to pull a fast one like wot he did previously. Cast iron bull5hit.

  196. 196
    Matilda Scrogthorpe says:

    Complete and utter SILENCE for five whole long years. Now, wooden that be luvverly?

  197. 197
    Matilda Scrogthorpe says:

    (which explains why they had to get a new one every fortnight).

  198. 198
    Matilda Scrogthorpe says:

    Get a new keyboard then, Dimbo.

  199. 199
    Matilda Scrogthorpe says:

    You forgot about a few hundred unelected dictatorial foreign bureaucrats too.

  200. 200
    Matilda Scrogthorpe says:

    Perhaps it might be better to organise his pre-castratedhood??

  201. 201
    Matilda Scrogthorpe says:

    So is Merky going to bankroll Hollande’s AA- rating?

  202. 202
    Matilda Scrogthorpe says:

    Hope your razor has been sharpened Mr Todd.

  203. 203
    Dewhurst says:

    Justin Webb making mincemeat of The Boy Clegg on “Today” this morning.

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