November 29th, 2012

Tories Go on the Brownite Attack

They must want to kiss Brian’s big bald head in Downing Street. The Tories are cock-a-hoop that Brown and his ever loyal Watson’s conspiracy theory has been shredded.

Here’s a taste of how hard CCHQ spinners are pushing it:

Labour claimed the Conservatives did ‘a deal’ with NI over BSkyB and other policy in exchange for their support.
But Lord Justice Leveson says ‘The evidence does not, of course, establish anything resembling a “deal”’.

Labour claimed Jeremy Hunt ‘was not judging the [BSkyB] bid he was backing it’.
But Lord Justice Leveson says ‘there is no credible evidence of actual bias on the part of Mr Hunt’.

Labour claimed ‘Cameron should never have given the decision to Hunt in the first place’.
But Lord Justice Leveson says Jeremy Hunt ‘was the obvious candidate to entrust with the decision because of his portfolio… The evidence does not begin to support a conclusion that the choice of Mr Hunt was the product of improper media pressure, still less an attempt to guarantee a particular outcome to the process’.

Labour claimed ‘Jeremy Hunt “was acting as a backchannel for the Murdochs”’
But Lord Justice Leveson says ‘Mr Hunt immediately put in place robust systems to ensure… fairness, impartiality and transparency’ and Jeremy Hunt’s ‘actions as a decision maker were frequently adverse to News Corp’s interests’.

Labour claimed the Prime Minister had discussions with James Murdoch about the BSkyB bid at a dinner on 23 December 2010.
But Lord Justice Leveson says the Prime Minister was ‘perfectly in order’.

Cameron called for the former Prime Mentalist to withdraw the allegations made in the House about a deal. Guido wouldn’t hold his breath…


121 Comments

  1. 1
    Ben Fellows says:

    Has Ken Clarke been cleared ?

  2. 2
    Ministry of Truth says:

    Tractor production at all time high. Meanwhile a dog was today heard barking.

  3. 3
    Raving Loon says:

    “Cameron called for the former Prime Mentalist to withdraw the allegations made in the House about a deal. Guido wouldn’t hold his breath…”

    You mean to say that Gordo was actually in the house at one point?

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    There’s a moose loose aboot the hoose

  5. 5
    Gordon Brown says:

    Woooouaaagh! There WAS a deal! A deal a deal a deal! There was! I tell the truth! I never lie! I tell truths, I not tell lies! I was the greatest statesman this world has ever known! Leveson is a bigot! This report is a bigot! The inquiry was a bigot! I am legend!

  6. 6
    Engineer says:

    Has Tom Watson made a statement to the House? No? Well there’s a surprise….

  7. 7
    Rab Butler says:

    Leftie scum.
    If they like socialism so much they should go and live in North Korea.

  8. 8
    Sarah Brown is sexy! says:

    THIS Sarah Brown

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    The beard.

  10. 10
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Ed Miliband has worked out if he says Milly Dowler enough times his popularity will rise.

    Rather sad to use the death of a child for political ends

  11. 11
    Bovis Barrat says:

    Oi Fawkes! – from memory I believe you had a little anti-Hunt sneer from time to time.

    Time to ‘fess up and take one on the chin???

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    One day Brooks and Andy will write a book, then we all might find out what went on. Or there could be tapes that ends up being published.

    Hunt wasn’t investigated as to whether ministerial code was broken so he hasn’t cleared Hunt. Its the same for current PM, ec PMs or current or former minister.

    Hiding behind the tree
    LOL
    XX

  13. 13
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    errrrrrrrrr and then call me Dave will reject the report…..LOL

    Must try harder neo nuts

  14. 14
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Who care Guido….. The sky bid was smashed….JOB DONE !!!!!

  15. 15
  16. 16
    UKIP Can Win in Rotherham says:

    The reason Labour believe the Tories had a deal with NI is because they themselves had such a deal, the hypocritical smearing bunch of arseholes.

  17. 17
    Kim Jong-un says:

    Me so sexy!

    The Onion (a popular satirical newspaper) has tricked a Chinese newspaper by recently naming North Korea’s dictator, Kim Jong Un, this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” China’s largest Communist Party newspaper didn’t understand the joke and splashed a 55-page-slideshow of the leader on The People’s Daily homepage. The People’s Daily quotes The Onion, saying “this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true.”

  18. 18
    Laughing hangman says:

    Nurse, the strait jacket and a syringe of sedation please, he’s loose again

  19. 19
    A Droyd says:

    Did I go to sleep? What happened to Gnasher Gnick?

  20. 20
    Gordon McMental says:

    Did ah tell ye about ma wee bairn? How she did leave us? Och, I don’t like ta talk abou’ it, about the loss, the loss of ma wee bairn, talk abou’ it ah don’t like to do the noo, but (continues for ten minutes).

  21. 21
    Michael Gove says:

    Have I missed something?

  22. 22
    TWatson says:

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

  23. 23
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    It’s time for the Tories to go on the offensive and expose these disgusting socialists for what they really are, a nest of vipers.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Documents before the inquiry showed that the Culture Secretary sent a series of text messages to the News Corp executive indicating his apparent support for the takeover; at one point congratulating him after the bid was approved by the EU.

    He admitted that he continued to communicate privately with Mr Murdoch despite recommendations from his department’s lawyers on at least two occasions that he should not express opinions on the controversial £8 billion bid.

    Despite the admissions, Downing Street yesterday cleared Mr Hunt of any wrongdoing within minutes of the evidence session finishing.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9304119/Hunt-defied-advice-on-BSkyB-bid.html

  25. 25
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Where are your underage rentboy friends today then twatson, I bet they’ll suffer tonight.

  26. 26
    The Labour Parteh says:

    Labour are at war with Murdoch. Labour have always been at war with Murdoch.

  27. 27
    Gordon Brown says:

    My bowels are loose. Woop woop!

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Yes yes

    Hiding behind the tree
    LOL
    XX

  29. 29
    Gordon Brown is a c-unting fuckwitted piece of dogshit says:

    Here’s the grubby, lying, conniving bastard emptying reams of shit from his mouth.

  30. 30
    Jimmy says:

    “Tracing the development of the communications between Mr Cameron and Mrs Brooks during opposition reveals clear trends. The volume of contact increased over time, particularly as a result of the increasing social contact. The nature of the contact changed. At the start it can only really have involved Mr Cameron trying to get his political message across to the editor of a newspaper then supporting the opposition. By the end, it was less a matter of Mr Cameron getting his message over to the new editor of The Sun and more a question of News International being “in it together” with Mr Cameron, and seeking to get his message across for him.”

  31. 31
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I think I thould have been named ath the thexietht man in the world! It’th not fair! I’m thexy, I am thuave, thophithticated and exthtremely handthome.

  32. 32
    The Public says:

    He still comes across as a bit of a knob

  33. 33
  34. 34
    Nothing to see, move along. says:

    Labour lost. Get over it.

  35. 35
    Mark Carney says:

    A policeman pulled me over on the motorway today.

    “Hang on a minute,” I said to my wife on the phone. “Yes, officer?”

    He said, “You’re talking on your mobile.”

    I said, “I know. I’m just telling my wife that I’m stuck in traffic and I may be home a few hours late.”

    “There is no traffic,” he replied.

    What a Hunt, I was winking at him as well.

  36. 36
    Nasty Ed says:

    Thum thing good can come fwom thum thing bad. What’s wong wiv gaining political capital fwom Millie Dowler?

  37. 37
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Richard Bacon on Radio 5 Labour absolutely outraged that the Prime Minister has decided to defend the freedom of the press, accusing him of ‘being afraid of upsetting the newspapers.’

    He really is very angry. How dare the Prime Minister disagree with the Left Wing Consensus at the BBC?

  38. 38
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    New labour, old labour……… same old lies, same old dinosaurs.

  39. 39
    The Public says:

    He needs to be ‘underpinned’

  40. 40
  41. 41
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    hahahahahahahaha Male Appendage Head Bacon is a hopeless, useless, dimwitted Blue Peter presenter whose idea of in-depth, serious interviewing is to shout questions……… TitHeed.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Blair is Godfather to one of Murdoch’s kids.

  43. 43
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Yes, Jimmy Savile is dead :)

  44. 44
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    LOL….Call Me Dave Has rejected the report.

    So your point is what exactly

    Hunt is loathed by all who come across him..so I wouldnt start wa*nking yourselves off just yet

  45. 45
    Freedom says:

    Nick Clegg is one of those liars who give polticians the sort of bad name I want to be able to read about in a free press.

  46. 46
    Hank the Cat says:

    The reason he is pissed off, caught sniffing coke off hookers

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Labour only re-launched their war against Murdoch when NI stopped supporting the party under Brown’s leadership.

  48. 48
    Hank the Cat says:

    Christ Mousey you really are a tosser

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Blair is Godfather to one of Murdoch’s kids.

  50. 50
    Memories at the corner of my mind, says:

    Keep digging Jimmy, but beware of 13 years of bad memories by Liebour and good memories using the Internet search engines for Brown and Bliar and Murdoch, LibLabCon 3 branches of the same sewer.

  51. 51
    Well it's a thought says:

    Clegg is now boring the HOC

  52. 52
    Professor Schadenfreude says:

    Ha ha! Suck it up Jimmy you dweeb.

  53. 53
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    The ‘liberal’ leader is now speaking, he agrees with ed who wants to name the new body overseeing the statutory underpinning of the press, ‘The Ministry of Truth’.

    Maybe the NUJ can decide!

  54. 54
    just saying says:

    Another one with an axe to grind as he was exposed by the press for being a coke-head while a children’s TV presenter.He’s well at home with the likes of Grant,Coogan and Mosley.
    I really don’t care what celebrities get up to in their spare time. But I care about my kids growing up in a country where the press and internet is free and independent,NOT subject to statutory regulation.

  55. 55
    Professor Schadenfreude says:

    He’s not as loathed as you are you cun t.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    This is why we need the change. PMs should not go cap in hand. It started much before Blair and continued.

    John Major was the only PM who didn’t do this and that was one of the reason he lost the election.

  57. 57
    Baldy Alert says:

    Chuka has been polishing the top of his head. I hope he didn’t put that one expenses

  58. 58
    world's gone mad says:

    NUJ Gen Sec. Michelle Stanistreet is in favour of press regulation!
    So glad I resigned years ago.

  59. 59
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Best response in the HOC today was when that Labour gobshite Thomas Docherty asked Cameron if Gove was going to smear Leveson to which Cameron replied(Hes not Gordon Brown) everytime I see Docherty or Roy or Bain I begin to think independence for Scotland more appealing.

  60. 60
    Jimmy says:

    Fantastic stuff. And to think we now have Butch instead.

  61. 61
    Jimmy says:

    What do you think Guido’s doing?

  62. 62
    The Dullards Before Us says:

    Cliche cliche cliche cliche cliche

  63. 63
    The savant8.5 says:

    Did you mean to spell the last woRd

    Leg. End ??

  64. 64
    Marlon says:

    I can imagine Blair as The Godfather, being used to murdering as he is.

  65. 65
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Spot on Crossbow he said it times hes such a useless f…..g cnut he wouldnt have the brains to think ofanything else.

  66. 66
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    I would like to polish his head with excrement.

  67. 67
    Trying to recall .... says:

    Nick who?

  68. 68
    PM says:

    Is Harriet Harman going to resign now?

  69. 69
    Time for your cab Mr Clegg says:

    Clegg can never be a has-been as he’s never an is-been.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Seems like Clegg has found that ‘thing’ to disagree with Cameron and show his leg to Labour.

    Utter disgrace from a so-called liberal to impose Government regulation on the mass for the sake of a few.

  71. 71
    Raving Loon says:

    I have more respect for Gary Glitter.

  72. 72
    I've lost my wayand came here by mistake says:

    Where did they find him, have they been digging up a mausoleum, Brown the real bad smell of Britain, mmmr mmmmr mmmmr speaker please help me I can’t get out of this toilet

  73. 73
    Meanwhile, somewhere oop North... says:

    I just voted Labour, me, aye – just like me Mam and me Grandad and me whippets, aye, always a Labour man me, aye.

    [Flops member on kitchen table, in front of children]

    Cop a feel of that, Love, aye, it’s t’biggest one in t’Rotherham.

  74. 74
    D L George says:

    Lord Justice Leveson says ‘there is no credible evidence of actual bias on the part of Mr Hunt’.”

    I put it you Lord Justice Leveson that if the rest of your report is of such a standard, then one is to assume you’ve spent two years and three millions pounds writing one thousand pages of kack!

  75. 75
    Rebekah, Dave's closet advisor says:

    Dave

    Just a quick note before I am unfairly imprisoned for doing what Rupert asked me to do

    For Leveson, you should sit on the fence and keep the Murdoch press happy

    You will be considered wise

    We only have 81 under arrest (that’s nothing comparted with the thousands of lives we wrecked you know) so the scandal will subsidise quickly

    Love

    R

  76. 76
    Now then now then, where is my zimmer frame? says:

    A man in his 80s is being interviewed by detectives investigating child a*use allegations linked to Jimmy Savile.

  77. 77
    Pipe dream says:

    …off hookers’ what?

  78. 78
    Moussa Koussa Mark 298 says:

    Labour gave you child tax credits! Be grateful, puny minions!

  79. 79
    Ben Bradshaw says:

    Can I wank you off?

  80. 80
    Russian Oligarch (and his bent City solicitors) says:

    Hello again Guido

    Just to keep you informed

    We are continuing the killing we started years ago in Russia…but now it is in the British countryside….No one can escape when we have decided…

    So be careful what you say about us

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/11/28/britain-russia-death-idUKL5E8MSA2B20121128

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    5live now carrying the Hacked Off news conference with all the reverence of a US Presidential debate.

  82. 82
    the committee of public safety says:

    we need judge-led government

  83. 83
    madame la guillotine says:

    oui

  84. 84
    Goebbels would be so proud. says:

    Anyone who wants to control the press with state regulation is a fascist.

  85. 85
    Le Monde correspondent says:

    LOL

    I thoiught you would l;ike this Gudio

    The world renowned French actor has just called off his scooter in the middle of Paris….

    Drunk in charge….of a scooter…

    http://www.tahiti-infos.com/Gerard-Depardieu-ivre-victime-d-un-accident-de-scooter-a-Paris_a62115.html

    We are all getting rapidly Guidosied….

    ROFL

  86. 86
    Le Monde correspondent says:

    I think you should just lock up Mr Brown and throw the keys away

  87. 87
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Heil to that.

  88. 88
    Sir George Young 19th baronet and All That says:

    Hello Mr Guido

    I am still alive

    It is rough going but I have onloy been defrocked once in a few weeks

    When it next happens, I invite you to mu large pad in Downing Street to have a super party…

    We will invite GC magazine and the Tatler to take the photos

    Good idea?

  89. 89
  90. 90
    Tom Catesby says:

    Hunt…’And with one leap he was free’!… phwee!!!

  91. 91
    Legal Beagle says:

    Micro Guido

    Have you now become lobbyists and PR spinmeisters as well?

    After all the ill the real Guido has said about them?!

    “Welcome to Media Intelligence Partners

    MIP has earned a reputation as one of London’s most respected public relations and political consultancy firm”

    Partners….Micro Guido and his Missus

  92. 92
    tossers says:

    I had a moment of cringe for them when it looked like there would be no questions at all.

  93. 93
    P*ers next? says:

    ’81 under arrest’..82 sounds like a nice round number.

  94. 94
    Legal Beagle says:

    GQ magazine says Guido is 28th most influential man in Britain

    Micro Guido’s wife is featues editor of GC magazine

    No connection of course

    ROFL

  95. 95
    Gordon Brown says:

    I need to change my trousers

  96. 96
    Stalin and His All-Star Show Band says:

    I prefer government-led judges

  97. 97
    A Pointless List Reader says:

    She knows 27 men more important? I am impressed.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    The party political blindness of some people does my fucking head in. We are all being fed a diet of shit and yet if it’s blue shit it get’s lapped up on here, and if it’s red shit it gets spat out. Leveson was a whitewash for political and metropolitan police corruption in concert with News International. Leveson has not carried out any inquiry into Hunt, Yates, or any other named individuals. His exoneration of them is not based on a detailed examination of the evidence. FFS he even said as much himself at the time. There are still police inquiries going on into met activities – his comments – opinions – might even put him in contempt of court.
    You wait until Brooks and Coulson gets thrown out of court – it will happen. You so miss the bigger picture and it annoys because Guido has the potential to actually do something about it all.

  99. 99
    Huffy Auld Git says:

    Chocolate ration increased to 20grammes, so much good news all at once, I can hardly believe it!

  100. 100
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Im not party politically blind I hate all these cnts but some,Lierbor,I hate more than most.

  101. 101
    green ink says:

    there are so many different events anyone of us could use to dengegrate lots of people but in reality do we really care anymore who said what when and to whom and why…its an endless cycle of pointless conjecture …it was as it was..

    the public eye after the recent bbc scandals is focused on all issues media related.

    Legislation that allows governments to control press freedom or freedom of speech by subsequently amending that legislation are absolutely untenable and clearly cameron sees that as a crucial element to consider.

    The press have the opportunity to make their intentions to comply with the recommendations before we use legislative instruments that could allow restrictive media control to be on the statute book.

  102. 102
    Lady Britain says:

    jack says no

  103. 103
    Sarah knows best.. says:

    wait till I get you home

  104. 104
    If you want to get your message over cultivate the media..a well proven concept says:

    as there ever was and ever will be …a inevitable relationship between politicians and the media …the boundaries have always been blurred.

  105. 105
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    And pigs might fly. No bias on the part of Mr Hunt. Do they expect the British Public to swallow that or does Lord Leveson think we are all stupid.

  106. 106
    Sluggusset monitor says:

    oh what a revolting thought …

  107. 107
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Think I’ll give the News a miss tonight. The thought of seeing his smug self satisfied look is more than I can bear. I can catch up with Secret State instead. I forgot it was on last night.

  108. 108
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Shop at Joplings – take your mind off it.

  109. 109
    bunterwatch says:

    oui oui

  110. 110
    Gordon says:

    plop

  111. 111
    contrary mary says:

    yeah we’ve heard you

  112. 112
    confused.... says:

    it doesn’t yours

  113. 113
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Jopling like Binns closed years ag we now have Poundland and Primark as our flagship stores

  114. 114
    Soviet Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire says:

    Superb!!!

  115. 115
    Tom Watson says:

    Fuck fuck fuck iam wrong about everything

  116. 116
    Aunt Mat says:

    Hunt has not been cleared.

    The Government may now be blackmailed by Murdoch at any time.

  117. 117
    Oh dear says:

    Subsidise? More public cash?

  118. 118
    Hattie from Camberwell says:

    Wait ..Milly Dowlers phone wasn’t even hacked. Why are they persisting with that lie. Why is the BBC running a Milly Dowler photo with their coverage. Why why why? Now who wants a nice slice of PIE.

  119. 119
    Hattie from Camberwell says:

    most of the hacked off campaign are angry because they were caught doing things with hookers.

  120. 120
    Hattie from Camberwell says:

    Don’t worry Tom. Here’s hoping they get some regulation in place before the newspapers publish what you were doing in Brighton.

  121. 121
    Blairite says:

    There will be no apology forthcoming like there has been no apology from anyone in the Labour party about wrecking the economy.


Seen Elsewhere

Users of Gay Hook-Up App Grindr Infected | TechnoGuido
ISIS Raising Funds Online Using Bitcoin | TechnoGuido
UKIP’s Youth Challenge | BBC
ISIS Operative: This Is How We Send Jihadis To Europe | BuzzFeed
Shapps Defends Bashir Defection | Seb Payne
Tory Leadership Contenders Jostle Over Europe | Alex Wickham
Cutting Taxes is Good For You | Art Laffer
Suspects Will Now Have to Prove Innocence | Laura Perrins
Labour Cllr: Cops Shouldn’t Stop Petrol Thieves | HandF Forum
Creeping Cultural Acceptance of Anti-Semitism | Eric Pickles
Time For Greece to Leave Eurozone | Allister Heath


Rising Stars
Find out more about PLMR AD-MS


Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:






RSS


AddThis Feed Button
Archive


Labels
Guido Reads
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,717 other followers