November 14th, 2012

WATCH: Justice IDF Style

This is the moment the Israeli Defence Force killed Hamas terrorist Ahmed Jabri in a drone strike this afternoon…


477 Comments

  1. 1
    DO NOWT DAVE the PATHETIC Downing st DOOR MOUSE says:

    Hello ! I’m back

    • 21
      AC1 - professional bumboy says:

      Guido, you’re my hero! It’s almost as if you’re an IDF/hasbara controlled psyop, and not a pretend paddy who’s q’ueer. Would it were so that you were actually one of us, a Chosen One! Can I suck your 2″ cock?

      • 38
        Hang The Bastards says:

        Any chance they could do the same for ABU HAMZA ??

        Since Dave and his useless muppets cant get rid of him. How about Dave introducing a new law that allows you to kick twats like him out of this country.

        If he is Osama Bin Ladens right hand man then get the US Navy Seals to sort him out FFS !

      • 358
        BodMot says:

        TAT,
        We thought you were recovering from projection and paranoid fantasy.

        Get well soon

        • 407
          smoggie says:

          Hat is Herpes Rides Again. You can never quite get rid of it and have to “live with it”.

      • 371
        BodMot says:

        If you liked this you can help here!
        http://pizzaidf.org/

        The IDF, killing terrorists so we don’t have to.

        • 413
          Control says:

          You really should know better, we do it much more low key, why do you think our chaps at GCHQ fly out to daily to the US Puzzle Palace, they’re not swapping stamps old boy but the the pulling together the data on our monitoring of the Mad Mullas with what they have to give Obama his hit list on the Monday Prayer meetings. This hit would have had both US and UK intel available to complete it if needed.
          Always good to let them know that you know where they are and that you can reach them at moments notice. Imagine that a disinformation op in progress as well to get the local Brotherhood blaming each other for the information leaks hopefully they’ll then just wack each other bit like we did to the INLA in NI.

        • 448
          Anonymous says:

          The IDF also killing civilians in collective punishment airstrikes on civilian areas:

          BBC headline: GAZA ROCKET FIRE KILLS ISRAELIS

          Three Israelis are killed by rocket fire from Gaza where 11 Palestinians have died in Israeli air strikes…

          Note the emphasis on the chosen ones who are always victims.

    • 35
      Sharmishta Chakrabarti says:

      Tell you summert. That’s a lot more sensible than giving him 1.5 million legal aid, 5 million physical protection, a house worth over a million, benefits for life and a Peckham rolex.

    • 42
      Abu Qatada says:

      Be givings me extra benefits monies, at once.

      And be getting one of those infidel policemens outside to fetch me halal meal, now. If they’re costing you £5million for my protections, they must make themselves usefuls to me.

    • 118
      "I'm a little bit fascist" says:

      In the interests of balance:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkCBK4-5tRI

      • 150
        RedEdmumssoreweepingandcrustyflaps says:

        My boy, my boy

      • 206
        Anonymous says:

        Woody Guthrie updates ‘This Land’

        This land was your land, this land’s now my land
        From the river Nile to the Euphrates
        From the Red Sea to Turkey
        This land was made by God for me.

        As I went walking that Gaza highway
        I saw above me that endless shelling
        I saw below me that burning city
        This land was made by God for me.

        I roamed and I rambled and I followed my footsteps
        To the sparkling white phosphorous
        While all around me a voice was sounding
        Saying this land was made by God for me.

        When the sun came shining, and I was strolling
        Eating IDF Pizza and Pepsi cola
        And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling
        A voice was chanting, As the smoke was lifting,
        This land was made by God for me.

        This land was your land, this land’s now my land
        From the river Nile to the Euphrates
        From the Red Sea to Turkey
        This land was made by God for me.

    • 163
      Ahmed Jabri says:

      Fuck me i think me head gaskets just gone

      • 181
        Anonymous says:

        Could someone please point out to the Israelis where Abu FatBastard lives?

        • 298
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Could someone please point out to the IsraeLies that they should release Mordecai Vanunu and let him speak freely of his own free will in the free press we are told that we have in Britain – or is that a bit too much of an Ask?

          After all Mark Regev – has nothing absolutely whatsoever to hide … ho hum – He’s just a journalist cum spokesman!

  2. 2
    Hasbara etc says:

    One less terrorist in the world, which is always good. But Guido’s staunch pro-Is*aeli stance won’t go down well with some here.

    • 83
      A Pleb says:

      Why not,seems fine to me.

      • 155
        YouWhat?! says:

        You obviously know very little about the ideals of ZioNazism.

        • 402
          anti Hamas terrorosts says:

          150 missiles have been fired in the last 24 hours from Gaza into Israel — Radio 4 Today programme

          • Anonymous says:

            They only have 1000m range and hardly ever hit anything. You have to ask yourself: Why don’t the Israelis simply move people out of range, there aren’t many living near Gaza anyway!
            The answer is, if they weren’t under some kind of threat, how could Israel forever pretend to be a victim?

    • 85
      SaltPetre says:

      Some of us remember British police and British soldiers being murdered by Israeli terrorists after WW2- during the British mandate in the region. These same evil terrorists built modern day Israel- and as such it has no regard for international law or common decency. I support the Palestinians.

      • 162
        MB. says:

        I remember that every time I hear Israeli politicians and military talking about terrorists without recognising that their state was founded by terrorists many of who went on to be leading Israeli politicians.

        Always remember that British army Sergeant Clifford Martin and Sergeant Mervyn Paice, who were murdered by Israeli terrorists.

        • 170
          Grrr says:

          Sounds good but not true.

          The state wasn’t founded by terrorists.

          A few of the people were terrorists – most were not.

          The fact that you dont know the difference between ‘founded by’ and ‘founded by a few people who were’ says all we need to know about your opinion.

          • Spartacus says:

            Yes they were terrorists all right

          • MB. says:

            Is that like saying that all Hamas are terrorists, as the Israelis do, and saying that some people in Hamas are terrorists.

            I suppose you could also say that the occasional person killed in an Israelli attack is a terrorist, most are not. Just as the occasional person killed in an Hamas attack is a member of the IDF but most are not.

            I make no secret of believing that, on their past record, the IDF are as bad as terrorist groups like Hamas.

          • JustaSec says:

            Actually, most Israelis ARE IDF reserves! This does makes the majority of Israelis legit military targets, even the women, since they also have to do compulsory military service.
            Most Israelis have played an active part in the oppression of locals and the theft of their Land.

          • You Never Know Who Reads Comments says:

            I’d watch your back from now soft lad.

          • rick says:

            Didn’t the head of the jevvish terror gang (who murdered the British troops) later become Isr@els first Prime Minister. Not founded by terrorists, you say.

          • Anonymous says:

            @’You Never Know Who Reads Comments’:
            Who are you threatening now?

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            There is more than enough evidence out there “NOW” to question the legitimacy of the dodgy state of IsraeLie – but there is even more evidence out ther to question what is and has been promoted as the Hollowcaust numbers … i.e. the years on year decade upon decade ramping up of the numbers to almost 12 millzion by 1975.

            And then there are the book that have been researched about just where the six million figure originated from – 1902 for example – ain’t that strange?

          • Blowing Willies says:

            What on earth does a holocaust denier mean by “question to the legitimacy of” an independent state?

          • Grrr says:

            No they weren’t terrorists all right.

            A few of them were.

            Another genius who can’t tell the difference between a few and all.

          • BBC Disinfotainment Commissioning Team says:

            Blowing Whistles

            I salute your indefatigable (Islamo-) fascism and ever-so-reasonable-to-Grauniad-hacktivists historical revisionism for the purposes of attacking a legitimate and democratic state. May your mufti remain always grand.

          • Moses says:

            just put all the Palestinian males to the sword and stop this constant bickering. I mean let’s go all Old Testament on their asses OK.

    • 91
      Contrarian says:

      If it pisses off the lefties and the rest of the political class, it must make sense.

    • 169
      Stanislav (Plumbing2U) says:

      It didn’t

    • 295
      The ruined country formerly known as Britain. says:

      Pro Israeli goes down exceptionally well with me especially when I hear all those muzzie loving left wing whinging bbc bar stewards who don’t seem to be aware that they will be the first for the long drop from the crane jib when the sharia they espouse takes over.

      • 387
        Go get 'em! says:

        Well said 295. It amazes me how pro-muzzo some people are. That is until they are on the Underground, on a bus, at a War Memorial, etc, and witness or experience what some of these ‘religion of piss-heads’ actually do.

        I hope they NEVER have to experience that sort of thing.

    • 465
      Anonymous says:

      Suits me.

  3. 3
    Chris Whittington says:

    Not justice, but murder. They’ll come and get you next “Terrorist Fawkers taken out by Government Peace Drone”, 1000 bonus points.

    • 36
      Laughing hangman says:

      If some launched rockets at your family, with the intention to wipe you out, do you talk or strike back. Have listened to the likes of the idiot from Iran denies the Holocaust and says Israel should be wiped from the map.

      Liberal lefties hate them and should fear the same, missiles away.

      • 156
        YouWhat?! says:

        It’s the zionazis who are wiping out civilians and stealing their land for their racist Reich of chosen ones.

      • 311
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Many people have become tired bored and irritated by the decade upon decade propagandisation / subordination of the H word – it with another couple of trigger words and that it is meant to trigger sympathy and subordination has worn effing thin – with what many members of the public are now aware of. As for dumbass thicker than thick suborned politicians and their being invited into the deception upon their being elected – well more fool them for their invertebrateness when the public know far more and far better.

        • 324
          Anonymous says:

          holocaust and hydrogen bomb,

          the subject hollow.cast needs to be dee.nucleafied. It still has awesome power. like the H bomb.

        • 410
          Blowing Willies says:

          Someone’s been watching too much telly – on the BBC.

        • 449
          Anonymous says:

          You’d be amazed at how keen chosen landers are to have had as many die as horribly as possible in WW2 instead of rejoicing at a possibility that it may not have been as many.

        • 476
          Anonymous says:

          tired of people like you. I hought we denazified Europe in 1945. Hmm, perhaps you are a muslim

    • 98
      taC eht abbaJ says:

      Nice one lads, hopefully Nasrallah will be next…

      http://pizzaidf.org

  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    I wish someone would bang there heads together, its the non terrorist people that suffer the most!

    STOP BOMBING EACHOTHER!!

    • 172
      Anonymous says:

      STOP BOMBING – unconsciously.

      What is nine plus six, plus eight? You may not realise it, but you already know the answer. It seems that we unconsciously perform more complicated feats of reasoning than previously thought – including reading and basic mathematics. The discovery raises questions about the necessity of consciousness for abstract thought, and supports the idea that maths might not be an exclusively human trait.

      Previous studies have shown that we can subliminally process single words and numbers. To identify whether we can unconsciously perform more complicated processing, Ran Hassin at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, Israel, and his colleagues used a technique called continuous flash suppression.

      The technique works by presenting a volunteer’s left eye with a stimulus – a mathematical sum, say – for a short period of time, while bombarding the right eye with rapidly changing colourful shapes. The volunteer’s awareness is dominated by what the right eye sees, so they remain unconscious of what is presented to the left eye.

      In the team’s first experiment, a three-part calculation was flashed to the left eye. This was immediately followed by one number being presented to both eyes, which the volunteer had to say as fast as possible. When the number was the same as the answer to the sum, people were quicker to announce it, suggesting that they had subconsciously worked out the answer, and primed themselves with that number.

      In the second experiment, participants were subliminally shown a sensible or nonsensical sentence such as “I drank the coffee” or “I ironed the coffee”. The sentences were presented to the left eye until the people highlighted that they had become aware of any of the words in the sentence. People noticed words in sentences that didn’t make sense more quickly than in those that did, which suggests that the sentences had been unconsciously processed.

      “You’re integrating information from lots of different places,” says Hassin. “People thought you needed consciousness for this.”

      “This study provides convincing evidence that people can perform complex rule-based operations unconsciously,” says François Ric at the University of Bordeaux, France. “This could change the way we think about how our brains work and what reason is.”

      Since arithmetic and reading might work at a level below conscious awareness, the study adds support to the idea that such reasoning may not be a uniquely human trait.

      • 266
        sports bra girl. says:

        Alf Tupper won races after a hard days work, existing solely on a diet of fish and chips,sigh.. my hero.

      • 320
        Blowing Whistles says:

        What a gobfull of rhetoric – Try watching the made for ‘americans’ propaganda film QBVII [Made in the mid 70's - for a reason of indoctrinate a nation] and note the 9/11 number near the end [Made in the Mid 1970's!!!] of the 5 hour film plus the so called number was being propagandised at 12 Million in the mid 70′s – bull5hit and propaganda to fool a nation – as has been well and truly found out now.

        As for the multitude of books published “before 1939″ [As early as 1902] – with the 6 million figure propagandised well effing well …

        • 390
          Moonbat Loon says:

          A professional denier and believer of all manner of batty conspiracies. Not to mention a historical revisionist who quotes alleged fringe works from the 1970′s, that even if they do exist, nobody remembers to disprove your bollox.

          Fvck off back to c o m b @ t 18 or ask the doctor for stronger meds

    • 309
      Bar-B-Que says:

      Did you kebab Jabari Jerkoff? Is that why you are called Kebab? Did he taste good?

  5. 5
    There are savages on both sides says:

    • 6
      There are savages on both sides says:

      Now watch the above post vanish!

      • 17
        The Crowd says:

        Waiting…….

        • 33
          smoggie says:

          Wacking off…

          This psycho human beings being vaporised shit gets me off!

          Put up that YouTube video with that sweet hebrew girl signing missiles before they’re fired at little children in Gaza incinerating them, from operation cast lead in 2009!

          • Very nasty says:

            before they’re fired at little children in Gaza incinerating them

            What a lovely person you are.

          • sMUGgie says:

            I am a twat.

          • Justin Poofy Boots says:

            It is probably the only conflict you can’t take sides in.They are both equally as nasty as each other. You may want to have a look on u tube for the vids where mummy and daddy pallystine are dressing up there 10 year old in a ex-plosive vest.Crazy!

          • tatwatch says:

            Get well soon tat.

          • BBC Disinfotainment Commissioning Team says:

            News update: they’re bombing f.ucking orphanages – and those orphans’ parents too.

    • 69

      I could give less than one toss that two iterations of the same unpleasant desert religion are trying to destroy each other. In the words of someone else: it’s a pity they can’t both lose.

    • 219
      NE Frontiersman says:

      Where was she born, one wonders; New York? Moscow?

  6. 7
    Anonymous says:

    hard to know which video nastie to believe now.a.days,
    and that’s a good thing. too many ppl want a piece of our head space.
    should we choose our squatters with care?
    better still, why have ‘em?

  7. 8
    Chris Whittington says:

    Can we swap Israel for Florida, or Southern Germany and Austria? Would seem to make more sense given the geopolitics and history.

    • 237
      Isee says:

      I wouldn’t be surprised if they did claim those too in future and turfed out the locals at gunpoint. After all, that’s where their ancestors will have originated from, so God must have meant them to come back some day in about 2000 years!

      • 391
        Sol Yushuns r Us says:

        A golden opportunity was missed a few years ago in Cyprus when the Greek-Cypriots wanted to be united with Greece and the Turkish Cypriots wanted to be united with Turkey. The simple solution would have been to send the Greek lot to Greece and the Turkish lot to Turkey – thus leaving a completely empty island for the Izzies and an empty wasteland for the Jordanians (now known for some unknown reason as Palestinians).

  8. 9
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    i must say, I thought that waiting until the car was on a more empty bit of street was nicely done.

    Drones: the way forward.

    • 11
      Obama says:

      Then I’m glad you support my policy on drone attacks over P*kistan. Thanks.

      • 158
        Anonymous says:

        The drone statistics are approximately 9 innocent civilians to 1 alleged terrorist (/freedom fighter).

        • 214
          Somewhat offpissed. says:

          Innocent civilians, in Gaza? You may just as well say that Bradford and Luton are full of innocent civilians and that the few of them that bombed the Underground on their way to an eternity of debauchery were merly an anomaly. You are a suicidal halfwit if this is what you believe.

          • Isee says:

            WTF are on about, naive Loon? They Chosen Landers could easily move people out of range of these “rockets”! To do so however would mean they couldn’t use it to claim victimhood and use it as a pretext to bomb and shoot more original locals.

            As it is, the IDF Sturmtruppen have about treble the kill rate of women and kids, Shlomo.

    • 52
      Wouldn't fancy walking past that on the way to the shops says:

      Yes, I’m sure whoever was in that van behind has a smile on their face – assuming they still have a face.

    • 370
  9. 10
    Rodger and Doubt says:

    Sweet, but let’s face it, purely practice for taking out Abu Qatada.

  10. 12
    anonymous says:

    they dont give a shit

  11. 13
    dunstall says:

    No the wonder Qatada likes LongLartin

  12. 14
    anonymous says:

    how many kids will go to beds with clenched fists?

    wait for the blowback in 10 years

  13. 15
    2 sides to every story says:

    Is*ael has a right to exist. Is*ael does not have a right to illegally occupy land that doesn’t belong to it. I won’t weep for a dead terrorist, but ordinary Palestinians continue to live under violent occupation.

    • 26
      Hank the Cat says:

      bollocks

      • 46
        William Hague war criminal says:

        mazel tov!

        • 207
          Jello Biafra says:

          Gazuntite!

        • 269
          Baldrichmondtory says:

          Ow dare yer call me a war wotsit ahm a tough 14 pint a night hard livin,yorksheer bloke ,ahll have thee know ah weer me base ball cap back ter front to sceer folks off now bugger off or ahll set me ferrets on thee.

      • 55
        2 sides to every story says:

        Which part is bollocks? The Is*ael has a right to exist part or that it illegally occupies land?

        • 79
          Hank the Cat says:

          The Is*ael has a right to exist

          • Anonymous says:

            Why? I should have my own country because 2000 years ago my ancestors lived somewhere and someone said an invisible skydaddy says it belongs to me and not the people who live there now.

          • Cinna says:

            Yes Anonymous…and we’ll very soon be in the same boat here.

          • Adolf Hilter says:

            I’m saying nothing

          • Maqboul says:

            Most of Israel was bought and paid for by immigrant J­ews who bought up the land from grateful Arab sellers. The rest is the spoils of the wars initiated by aggressive Arab neighbours.

    • 50
      Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

      Exactly right

    • 63
      Some people deserve to be treated like shit says:

      I agree with you up to a point. But the “living under violent occupation” might be a bit overplayed – we all used to be appalled at the way Saddam Hussain treated the Iraqis, until we kicked him out and suddenly realised the Iraqi people were actually worse than animals, and it became painfully clear that Saddam had been violently oppressing them because, well, look what happens when they’re not violently oppressed.

      • 331
        Anonymous says:

        in some places violence is in their veins.
        it maybe because of a pressure cooker buildup.

      • 383
        The Anglo Saxon says:

        Will we/they ever learn ? I dispair.

      • 384
        The Anglo Saxon says:

        YOU STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE ! this is not about Hamas v Israel its IRAQ v ISRAEL this is totally political with civilians being killed by political stupidity.

        STOP THIS POLITICAL JOUSTING NOW ! fucking idiots, war is coming if you carry on, not just in your part of the world, EVERYWHERE ON EARTH !

        Please reply with you remedies, I await with baited breath. GOD HELP US !

        • 385
          The Anglo Saxon says:

          IRAN, sorry :(

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Acquire yourself a set of Churchills 6 volumes “published” well after the end of WW2 – I repeat well after the end of WW2

            If you read it properly and think back about what we have “since learned” – Churchill wrote to books to suit his and his friends’ – take and spin about it all. For example – Try looking at Yalta for starters – where Churchill, Roosvelt and Stalin – among themselves divided up europe and further afield – So assured were they that the war would end in their victory – so assured because “The End” of it was if not the start – totally and utterly controlled. Follow the money – who gained the most financially? Who exactly?

      • 403
        Conrad says:

        Or the blacks of South Africa under apartheid. The murder rate alone in South Africa today is about five times what it was under white oppression.

        • 467
          Mandela ( terrorist retd.) says:

          Well they have the freedom to kill themselves off now. De Klerk plays a long game.

    • 140
      Laughing hangman says:

      Not just from the Israeli’s. also internally from the Hammas security service

    • 152
      RedEdmumssoreweepingandcrustyflaps says:

      Hey, Israel is doing a good job of existing, well a lot better than that Hamas Rent Boy who got his just deserts today (BOOM) – My boy!

    • 159
      Anonymous says:

      +10

  14. 18
    Gandhi says:

    An eye for an eye just makes the world blind.

  15. 19
    anon. says:

    The left,yet to meet a terrorist they didn’t admire.

  16. 23
    Hank the Cat says:

    To be honest I have no sympathy for anyone in Hamas this should be played out on a daily basis. Having worked in Saudi, Libya and Algeria have seen how these headfucked loony toones think and act.

    • 203
      HenryV says:

      You can’t put personal real world experience before secondary sources and third hand information. That will never do. Go away and make something up this instant!

  17. 24
    Dr Whot says:

    It’s whot you get if you provoke and provoke.

    Israel could not stand idle forever.

    • 252
      Anonymous says:

      It could simply move people out of range of these short range “rockets”!
      (Their Land was nicked anyway)
      But…then there wouldn’t be “victims” to avenge and sympathy arms-aid to cash in on.

      • 415
        Maqboul says:

        They should move because they’re being attacked? So if I start throwing rocks through your windows you’ll move house?

        Grow up.

      • 470
        Moses says:

        Then off they go to get longer range rockets. Then what? Move to Haifa and then to Warsaw?

  18. 25
    Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

    Israel. The most racist country on the planet.

    • 27
      Hank the Cat says:

      Does being stupid run in your DNA

      • 56
        The English, 1290 and all that says:

        Look shithead, if you’re such an Israel-firster why don’t you and all the other foreskinners on here take your right of return and fuck off back to the shithole, from north London and Brooklyn, inbred psycho nation wreckers and war criminals.

        • 58
          2 sides to every story says:

          I don’t support Is*ael’s illegal occupation, but vile anti-s*mitism of the sort you’re spouting makes any reasoned debate impossible.

          • The English, Edict of Expulsionall that says:

            anti-semitism trumps mass murder?

            No one falls for your anti-semitism bollocks anymore. You murderers aren’t semites. the people you’re genociding are the semites. you psychos are from Russia/Mongolia/Turkey, khazarians.

            No one in England wants a part of your crimes against himanity. Do it in your won name, not here.

            When it finally comes out who did 9/11, 7/7, USS Liberty etc. no one will save you.

          • Mr Tinfoil-Hatt says:

            “When it finally comes out who did 9/11, 7/7, USS Liberty etc. no one will save you.”

            You are David Icke and I claim my £10.

          • smoggie's rentboy says:

          • 2035 & A Minority In Our Own Land says:

            I think that the question about who was responsible for the attack on the USS Liberty and the Lavon affair are settled now. Hardly controversial.

        • 82
          2 sides to every story says:

          When it finally comes out who did 9/11, 7/7, USS Liberty etc.

          Oh dear.

        • 84
          Hank the Cat says:

          What the phuck are you on about tosser

        • 217
          Adolf Hilter says:

          Knew you’d come round to my way of thinking eventually.

    • 43
      Dropa daisycutter on drop a daisycutter says:

      Naughty Israel, how dare you retaliate?

    • 369
      BodMot says:

      I think we’ve found a muslim. Go back to saudi and stop projecting your religions inbuilt racism.

  19. 28
    dunstall says:

    Given his obsession with security he must have been betrayed by one of his own

  20. 29
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Looked a bit like my local “Safety Camera Partnership” dealing with someone doing 32 in a 30 limit, the b@stards.

  21. 30
    Kevin T says:

    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    Hamas all folks

  22. 31
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    That’s the way to do it. I quite like the IDF.

  23. 32
    Jimmy says:

    Yes that’ll help calm things down.

    • 62
      Tuscan Tony says:

      Very occasionally I agree with you Jimmy and this is one of those moments.

      Remember at all times IDF: you’re dealing with a swarm of indoctrinated religious peasants made of fulminated mercury.

      • 94
        Annihilation is as good a foreign police as any says:

        Yes, but Isréal’s got about 200 nukes, and those things have use-by dates.

        It would be a shame to let them ‘go off’.

    • 357
      Diddley says:

      Yes Jimmy, you’re good at that too, aren’t you?

  24. 39
    Gripper Stebson says:

    W T F !!!!

  25. 40
    Dominos says:

    Pizza anyone?

  26. 49
    Deep Undercover says:

    כל כבוד

  27. 53
    Universal Hiss says:

    Good.

  28. 59
    Bastards all says:

    The usual disproportionate response from Israel

    • 68
      Stop being a Tit and think about it logically says:

      Not disproportionate at all Hanas is sponsored by Iran. In our war on Terror we invaded two countries and took many innocent lives. The IDF on the other hand have gone straight to the man who is trying to kill their civillians.

  29. 60
    Well done the IDF says:
  30. 65
    IMHO says:

    I do not agree with blinded politics, ongoing policy over who historically owns/ controls disputed territory, fanatical religious factions on both sides, but I suppose that they are at least reasonably in control of their own destiny (Israel), unlike UK, we are expected to put up with people that are taking the piss, want to destroy us and our way of life and we give them a pay cheque to do it.

    • 339
      Anonymous says:

      the further east we go the more ppl are in charge of their destiny. This seems to be true. Even East London is doing better than west, However. the nation we think so highly off has a hollow heart. inhabited by kiddie detesting folks. ppl who are invading us are more family oriented.

  31. 70
    wipe them all out says:

    Great shot Sir.

  32. 71
    Michael Fucking Parkinson says:

    I’ve met 100s of interesting people and I would tell you more about if I hadn’t been modded.

  33. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like one of those Toyota’s they are recalling, something about them overheating. I’ll get someone else to take mine back just in case.

  34. 80
    Kevin T says:

    Costs of wanted terrorist on the loose in Britain:

    Free house
    Cost of living
    Cost of living for family
    Legal aid to cover top legal team from human rights law firm
    Prosecution costs
    Appeal costs
    More appeal costs
    Round the clock police surveillance
    Round the clock police protection

    Costs of wanted terrorist on the loose in Israel:

    1 well-aimed rocket

    Now call me right wing and everything but I’m not certain I prefer our way.

    • 93
      Tachybaptus says:

      Rockets, guidance systems and military hardware in general are notoriously expensive. I wonder which of your options is cheaper?

      That said, there’s great satisfaction in watching an evil man being blown to smithereens.

    • 101
      Charitablebeast says:

      Why a rocket?
      Give me a fully loaded Glock and I will be more than happy to sort Sheik Othman out
      Better still Id use an airgun, drag it out a bit

  35. 87
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Here’s how you deal with the kind of people you’re up against in the Middle East, and their co-religionists elsewhere, when they get, shall we say, a bit obstreperous:

  36. 88
    long time says:

    Martin (im not in the ira ) is in China. My own government will not do anything; please Israel one little bang, you know you want to, yassers clone in a roll neck sweater. Hundreds of thousands if not millions will nod and nod then go for a pint.

  37. 89
    Sally Bercow's Innocent rageface says:

    So the Israelis endure a week of indiscriminate shelling upon their ordinary citizens and the Israelis respond by precision targeting the one piece of shit who was ordering the shelling. Yeah..what a provocation..not.

    • 168
      Anonymous says:

      It would be very easy to move Israelis out of range of the modified gas cylinders because relatively few actually live within range! Go check it on a satellite view.
      But then Israel wouldn’t be able to pretend to be a victim again so they make sure there are always potential victims within 1000m of Gaza.

      • 471
        Moses says:

        And what would stop the insane murderous bastards in Gaza from using longer range rockets? They are already dropping on Tel Aviv. You are an arse.

    • 176
      Anonymous says:

      How about simply moving Irsaelis out of range (1000m) of the modified gas cylinders?
      Because then Israelis couldn’t pretend to be victims and use it as a pretext for attacks!

      • 196
        Sally Smirkcow says:

        Of course. Those silly Israelis choosing to put their houses in the way of the 120 missiles raining down on them.

        What a daft c’unt you are.

        • 440
          YouWhat? says:

          Go have a look at a Satellite map, potatohead.
          You’ll see that it’s mostly fields! There are only a handful of people in range that could easily be moved.
          Interestingly, they’ve built some Kibbutzes within range so foreigners get hit. Charming!

      • 363
        BodMot says:

        How about moving the ex-jordanians that call them selves palestinians out of firing range of isr43l instead?

        Sounds much more sensible to me.

        They build a longer range rocket, whoops, lose even more land.

      • 388
        Handypara says:

        How about Hamas not hiding their rocket launchers next door to their community centres and kids playgrounds?

        • 417
          Maqboul says:

          How about taking out the trigger finger and not the trigger? Whoops, that’s just what happened.

          There’s a job vacancy in Hamas at the moment. One suspects there are not too many applicants at this time.

  38. 95
    Charitablebeast says:

    Im no fan of the self chosen ones,however, You have to admire their chuztpah !

    We should have a PFI contract with the IDF to outsource our vermin control

    • 114
      Iky Mo says:

      Good idea – we’ve already outsourced our foreign policy to them.

      • 122
        retardEd Miliband says:

        Exthellent! That’th one polithy I won’t have to put on my blank theet of paper!

        • 393
          Non-Sol Yushuns r Us says:

          Are you yet able to enlighten us (gagging for the information) what the (any) others to date might be?

  39. 99
    Instant Karma says:

    Live by the sword, die by the Hellfire missile.

  40. 103
    not a machine reloaded says:

    You will be pleased to learn that most of Mrs Morans £53 k in false claims went on her holiday home

  41. 108
    sMUGgie says:

    Nice to see Smoggie has whipped himself up into a furious lather and crawled from under his rock.

    Get back to wanking over scat and little kids you peado.

    • 115
      Hattie Harman (deputy leader of the Liebour Party) says:

      There’s absolutely nothing wrong with pa*dophilia. That’s why I worked tirelessly in the 1980s to further the aims of the Pa*edohile Information Exchange and strove to abolish the age of consent, so men could legally have sex with children.

      How I wish I’d succeeded.

      Still, I went on to help a group of strange men totally fuck everyone in Britain, so all’s well that ends well.

    • 420
      tatwatch says:

      Get well soon tat. Your impostor antics are well know on this site, as is your IP address in Guildford.

      PS How’s the blog going?

  42. 112
    Chin Chin says:

    God bless the jahewish peoples.

  43. 113
    Anonymous says:

    One less Ahmed!

  44. 116
    Menachem Begin says:

    We recommend that no Hamas operatives, whether low level or senior leaders, show their faces above ground in the days ahead.

  45. 117
    Anonymous says:

    I think Owen (I have never had a job) Jones should realise that you dont fuck with the Israelies…………perhaps Mossad may take an interest in your wellbeing!

  46. 123
    Sally Barecow says:

    New year’s resolution.

    Hubby wants me to give up tweeting libelous rumour as fact.
    I want to give up knickers.

    Which one to choose…?

  47. 124
    Mr Netanyahu says:

    The lunatic tweets again

    George Galloway ‏@georgegalloway

    Israel again embarked upon mass murder in Gaza. Ed Miliband anyone? Nick Clegg? David Cameron?

  48. 125
    The land of milk and honey. And violence and hatred. says:

  49. 126
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Michael Fabricant is now my favourite MP.

    Read his tweets on Hamas !

    • 128
      beastlikewigmaker to MPs says:

      Even better read his tweets on hairpieces
      he gives off more static than your average pylon

  50. 129
    The land of milk and honey. And violence and hatred. says:

  51. 131
    S.B.S. says:

    He will not Fart in the mosque this friday, good.
    I.D.F. any spare bombs for Blair & Brown?

  52. 133
    Ahmed Jabri says:

    Ow!

  53. 134
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wished Mr Ahmed Jabri well on his way to the shops this afternoon.

  54. 138
    Abu Qatada says:

    Quick reminder: Hamas describes itself as the Palestinian branch of the “moderate” Muslim Brotherhood.

  55. 143
    Master Of Ceremonies says:

    The drinks reception at the Israeli Embassy is now starting. Our host for this evening is Guido Fawkes.

  56. 145
    Ed MilliIdemdanenquiry says:

    Let me jutht say thith

    I am tho desperate for power and tho lacking in any moralth that I have no polithith
    Tell me what you want and I promith to
    1
    Not deliver
    2
    Apologise
    3
    Forget about everything apart from the “fact” that 500,000 members of my family were murdered and remind you of that on a daily bathith
    Vote Ed
    Get a union shill for a neighbour

  57. 146
    Angry hothead says:

    “Our rockets didn’t kill anyone. This is very unfair..their rockets have killed people so they are the aggressors. They are to blame for us firing rockets at them, because they have now killed some of us..

    * On LBC right now. Hobswabian justification.

    • 442
      Anonymous says:

      But the rest of the crimes Israel commits somehow never get aired.
      Even this place is heavily censored.

  58. 147
    Cressida's Dick says:

    And the moral of this story is….

    Keep your Katyushas to yourself.

  59. 149
    Islamic world in action says:

    Dont watch if you have a weak stomach
    These are the scum that Labour allowed in
    Low IQ savages who couldnt work a tin opener
    Not that I am inciting religious hatred as I have been shown kindness by many muslims

  60. 153
    anon. says:
  61. 154
    Avenger says:

    Any chance of engaging the IDF to do the same to a few official limousines in Brussels?

  62. 161
    anonymous says:

    fascism delivered from 5000 feet

    • 188
      Red Egg Millitit..... says:

      Hmmmmmmmm not quite fascism, justice delivered and another despatched :)

    • 189
      Red Egg Millitit..... says:

      Hmmmmmmmm not quite fascism, justice delivered and another dispatched :)

    • 218
      They're just clearing out the crap before they press the button. says:

      I think we’ve just witnessed the overture – the full exhilarating performance will be along a little later.

    • 225
      I voted Labour but I grew up. says:

      Fascism? So Hamas, which advocates the killing of gays, the stoning of women, the abolition of democracy, the killing of Ed Miliband, that’s not ‘fascist’?

      Not at all?

      You support Hamas, then? You advocate the killing of homosexuals? The subjugation of women? The killing of Ed?

      That’s your idea of Socialist Utopia? Enforced female genital mutilation, homophobia, murder?

      You’re one fucked-up cretin, aren’t you?

  63. 164
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    Looks good.

    Does anyone know the range on these things?

  64. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Lol pwned – as the kids say. :D

  65. 177
    anon. says:

    More from Jihad Jones.

    • 187
      2035 & A Minority In Our Own Land says:

      Pity he doesn’t have any compassion for working class British people, you know, the ones who are not wealthy enough to move away from the areas that were enriched by Labour.

    • 193
      Lord Godzilla says:

      Has Owen “Chav” Jones started shaving yet?

    • 194
      I don't nee d no doctor says:

      Who is this Owen Jones. His he Tom Watson’s love child?

      • 215
        Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

        He’s a cretinous little creep who – as I understand it – is paid by the Guardian to write utter bollocks.

        So he’ll be working in KFC within 18 months.

      • 226
        Owned Jones says:

        I am a Libor shill


        • 257
          Bogeyman says:

          Jones was born in Sheffield and grew up in Stockport, Greater Manchester.[1] He is the son of a local authority worker and an IT lecturer.[2] He went to Ridge Danyers Sixth Form college,[3] now Cheadle and Marple Sixth Form College, and then attended University College, Oxford, where he studied history and completed a master’s degree in US history.[4] Before becoming an author, Jones worked as a trade union and parliamentary researcher.[5][6] Jones is gay[7] and lives in London.[8]

          • Wikiwikiwiki says:

            And a c_unt [9].

          • Liberal Elite gatekeeper says:

            My god, his lefty tickboxes are SO ticked. This guy is IN.

            Comfily sinecured public sector parents to pick up his ‘social awareness’ from, trade union background, shirtlifter…

      • 230
        Hartley Shawcross Bt says:

        Owen Jones is the illegitimate love child of Polly Toynbee and a mentally retarded Welsh Leek grower called Dai Young. He was put out for adoption at birth.

        He left school at 12 with only a GCSE in woodwork to go and work down t’ pits. Sadly these had closed down by “Thatcher” some years earlier so he took himself to London where he found employment as Chris Bryants foot stool.

        In his spare time he wrote his Magnum Opus “Chavs – Don’t Working Class Men Look Nice”. This work was praised by the liberal press as “a pansy’s answer to Road to Wigan Pier”. This led to a column in The Guardian and a regular slot on BBC current affairs shows.

    • 221
      DDC says:

      Owen. Such an appropriate name as it crystallises the position of the leftie. Is it Balls’ middle name, by any chance. Suspect this tweet follows 15Gb worth of abuse. Wonder what Owen’s position is when he’s not “putting politics aside” and why bother prefacing it with that if it’s no different?

    • 232
      fatty Fatson says:

      It only astounds you because you are not very bright!

  66. 185
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Another one bites the dust…… f*ck ‘is ooman rights, oh happy :)

  67. 199
    CCHQ says:

    Israel we stand with you, death of Hamas leader – just one more mamzer who is no more!

  68. 201
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    I hope the IDF does the same to Hampstead and Islington very soon.
    RIP NU-Labour

  69. 205
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Tom Watson, the MP that dares to hide behind parliamentry privilege.

  70. 208
    Smell the glove says:

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning

  71. 209
    George Galloway says:

    Hamas truly are lowlife scum !

    Photos: Israeli Houses Damaged by Hamas Rocket Fire http://www.idfblog.com/2012/10/24/photos-the-october-rocket-escalation/

  72. 210
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Well, I certainly did a great job as Middle East Pe@ce Envoy, didn’t I ?

  73. 216
    Somewhat offpissed. says:

    Not one mosque, not one madrassa, not one muslim in this once green and pleasant land – all out back to whatever failed seventh century shithole they and their immediate ancestors came from. Simples. That is all.

    • 227
      dunstall says:

      Perchance to dream!

    • 258
      THE TEST OF TIME says:

      Must admit it only seemed reasonable and polite to me that it was the British thing to do to let our new immigrants from he Moslem world to build a mosque or two. I had no idea that they wanted no part of British society but a desire to trash it.

      Enoch Powell has been proven correct.

    • 450
      Anonymous says:

      WTF are you on about? Is*ael (where you are posting from) was never “green and pleasant”

  74. 222
    Enoch Powell was right says:

    When the clash of civilisations between the west and islam happens lets use all the leftys as cannon fodder.

    • 451
      Anonymous says:

      Or, we could just stop supporting the small immoral racist colony and make peace with a billion Muslims instead.

  75. 223
    anon. says:

    Wow, rowing back now.

    • 233
      Lord Godzilla says:

      You are Owen

    • 235
      Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

      Owen’s a prime example of the shittiness of today’s state schools. A subhuman imbecile who’s been cast into the world, brainless and uneducated, blinking into the bright light of reality, repeating only the lefty-brainwashing he received from the brainless fuckwitted retards who pretended to be ‘teachers’.

      An unprincipled moron. In every debate, he is ripped apart, and deservedly so.

  76. 228
    Journo says:

    Check out the IDF babes

    • 255
      Anonymous says:

      Irsaelis turn even their women into legit military targets!

      • 260
        Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

        And Hamas turn their women into chattels, human bo*mbs, objects to be mutilated and ra*ped, denied education, suffrage or any form of freedom, condemned to a pitiless life beneath a cloth bag.

        But that’s OK with you, because you’re a reprehensible left-wing cretin.

        • 301
          Rabbi Burns. says:

          Now then Siasmis(good old traditional name that) calm down go and lie in a dark room for a while .Iwill sort this out,remember “if at first you don,t succeed ,form a coalition”.

        • 452
          Anonymous says:

          Yet strangely many muslim women are quite happy to be muslim. Could it be that you have been swallowing propaganda generalisations based on exceptions?

  77. 234
    Operation Crossbow says:

    BBC were very sombre today, I thought someone important had died..then I found out a Muslim terrorist had a missile shoved up his bottom. So in the land of the BBC it was an important person…it was a friend.

    • 250
      Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

      You watch BBC news? You’ll know when someone important’s died, because the person presenting the news will have slurred speech from all the Champagne he/she/it’s been drinking in celebration.

      “That evil bitsch Thatcha hash died, yesh, evil bitsch, up the miners! We go now live to the shelebrayshuns in Buenosh Airesh. Yesh!”

      I bet you £10, that’s how it will be.

      • 416
        JH3 says:

        Lady Thatcher’s death will be a very very tricky one for the BBC, especially after their knee-jerk efforts to label one of her men a pa3do.

        But let’s face it, at least one of the little arsehole student trots will blow it and let the cat out the bag – again – by celebrating her death.

    • 312
      EdButLookBalls says:

      Where’s Guerin, conspicuous by her absence on Al-Beeba, did she get one also?

      Bowen’s shat himself and was in the studio sans flak-jacket!!

  78. 240
    lefties can kill with our blessings. The BBC says:

    The way the BBC has reacted to this tells you all to need about the BBC

    IDF kills terrorist who kills children is an evil act which requires our condemnation.

    Socialist president Obama exterminates a terrorist a day and we do not report on it.

    • 259
      The English people says:

      Love the way the Kosher-nostra think they can fool the English plebs with making this j*w mass murdering of people a Left/Rift thing. Like the j*w financiers behind the French Revolution tried to fool the French peasants that murdering tens of thousands of French men, women and children was somehow in their interests, in a Left/Right sense.

      Message to the ‘English’ dual citizens: no one’s falling for it, you psycho sub-humans. Take the right of return and fuck off to your beloved shithole, evil maniacs. The Edict of Expulsion was never officially revoked.

  79. 243
    The BBC says:

    HAMAS ARE OUR FRIENDS.

  80. 253
    BlueTory says:

    Fucking A!

  81. 261
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    The BBC, scroungers and spongers from decent people that are forced by law to pay the license fee. How is this democracy, how is this relevant to our human rights, how can this be right by law.
    If the public have to pay to receive television pictures, then let us use our license fee money to buy the sevice we want.

    • 355
      Anonymous says:

      bbc is a religion.
      it is not governed by public need,
      who owns it. whoever owns it pulls its strings?
      the public just pay for it.

  82. 262
    What can we do about the BBC? says:

    The BBC on radio 4 has just reported that Israel killed a top Hamas military commander today.

    I really despair at what the BBC has become.

    • 277
      Universal Hiss says:

      All these ghastly so called reporters should be forced to watch the film Shoah, once weekly, until they see the error of their ways.

  83. 264
    THE TEST OF TIME says:

    Must admit it only seemed reasonable and polite to me that it was the British thing to do to let our new immigrants from he Moslem world to build a mosque or two. I had no idea that they wanted no part of British society but a desire to trash it.

    Enoch Powell has been proven correct.

  84. 271
    McShane glove puppet says:

    Watching the news I’m so glad the BBC continue their impartial reporting. Not really loaded in favour of the ragheads.

    • 399
      Number please says:

      In your case Denis, it is appropriate to say you are quite up the pole….

      When’s your arraignment due by the way?

  85. 272
    Silly Sally B13 COW says:

    Bercow’s greed and amorality

  86. 274
  87. 278
    Another terrorist who should be vaporised says:

    Can someone send the idf the coordinates for Abu Cocktada’s taxpayer funded house?

  88. 282
    Dr Whot says:

    On reflection, whot Israel did today was not only just and right, it should be a model we all use.

    If you get pissed off for long enough, and you cannot take it any more……. Hit the fukkers hard!

    Anyone who supports Hamas is an evil tosser who basically thinks Nazism is a great idea.

  89. 285
    McShane glove puppet says:

    I wonder if the ‘aimer’ for the missile strike won a teddy?

  90. 286
    Saffron says:

    Just a few comments:-
    1) The British Biased Corporation,more of what we see daily of their leftie/commie agenda should lead to more and more people questioning what this license tax bunch are all about.
    2)They are not doing much reporting lately of the Sa-Vile affair in which they are heavily involved.
    3)Climate change is apparently not their favourite subject,based on reports I have seen on Guido.
    4) Israel have taken out a top hamas player,did they have the right to do this based on the number of rockets fired at them by Hamas,absolutely in my opinion.
    What if this was the UK in this position,what would we have done?.

  91. 291
    nellnewman says:

    Hmmm. It was maybe the right thing to do!!

  92. 292
    AtillaTheHun says:

    Ha ha, quality

  93. 296
    nellnewman says:

    The 0ther thing that bothers me is this AbeQatada Chap.

    Apparently he’s going to cost us £5million a year to protect.

    That is so wrong.!!!

    • 400
      Number please says:

      Can’t the plebs guarding him pop out for a doughnut and coffee for ten minutes while the Izzimoss lads drop in for a chat?

  94. 300
    Harold Shipman says:

    I’d just kill them all

    • 337
      Uncle Joe says:

      Amateur

      • 340
        (not really) Uncle Joe says:

        PS Where is the real Uncle Joe..all well filling in for him, but I don’t seem to have the right rhythm yet…..Keeping it going in the hope he returns; always good for a chuckle

        • 352
          1984 says:

          All paleo-monikers appear to be operating at a quantum level at present.

          Maybe Guido is trying to discourage the … errr.. more forthright contributors pending a fat cheque from …ooooh.. I dunno ..say.. Ashcroft?

  95. 304
    1984 says:

    This is begging a ‘Gangnam Style’ mash-up.

    ‘Israeli Style’

    • 421
      JH3 says:

      Can we all agree a date when every-fucking-thing is to be no longer spoofed ‘Gangnam style’.

      It’s beyond shit, the modern version of the fucking birdie song and Whats-the-matter-you-HEY.

  96. 308
    andy says:

    Owen Jones is the female Laurie Penny.

  97. 313
    Well it's a thought says:

    Anybody voting tomorrow for the plod thing.

    As this area will be Libor voting , I don’t believe it’s worth going.

    • 318
      English says:

      I’m lucky because I can vote for the guy in a monkey suit, Stuart Drummond.

    • 321
      Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

      VOTE FOR ME !!!

      IT’S A LOVELY LITTLE EARNER AND I GET TO FEEL SELF-IMPORTANT AGAIN :)

      MIGHT EVEN GET A DIARY SECRETARY AGAIN

  98. 314
    bwanamakubwa says:

    That video was bucking FRILLIANT

  99. 316
    Jess The Dog says:

    Does this also show the death of an 11 month old child?

    Yes, Israel has the right of self-defence, although they also often act like arseholes, albeit not as often as their neighbours, but do we really need to cheer from the sidelines?

    The sooner they all realise they don’t have to kill each other the better, but it isn’t going to happen anytime soon, and it took Europe the best part of 500 years to work this out.

    • 323
      Blowing Whistles says:

      It don’t take a genius to search out the darker hidden perversions within the Talmud.

  100. 325
    Blowing Whistles says:

    BTW – rumours abound about the MOS story by Bob Woffenden and D Rose last sunday and about Bob Woff & D Rose elf being just another pair of invertebrate hacks – doing a big smear job for the State and those atop who have only themselves to blame.

    Address the issue of the abused children – not the effing states’ fat cats and miscreants. Develope a backbone you multitude of spineless journo 5hits out there.

    • 367
      NE Frontiersman says:

      @325: Isn’t David Rose the monicker that Johann Haari uses when he wants to slag someone off? Bob Woffinden used to make BBC programmes, I seem to recall

  101. 326
    Not the BBC says:

    This is ridiculous the mod bot has thrown its toys out of the pram

  102. 327
    The Kremlin says:

    Great entertainment. We loved it. When is the next episode?

  103. 329
    DO NOWT DAVE the PATHETIC Downing st DOOR MOUSE says:

    That’s no way to treat terrorists
    What you do is let them enter your country illegally , house them , feed them , give them cars , give them money , give them vast gangs of expensive lawyers to cater for thir every whim , encourage them to out breed the indigenous population , jail the indigenous population for daring to suggest they fuck off back where they came from , allow them to incite and promote hatred against our country , and encourage them to recrute others to follow their ways
    and allow outside bodies to tell you you cannot remove them
    That is how we treat terrorists in our country !
    Toodle Pip !

  104. 332
    anon. says:

    Pink on Green

  105. 341
    Pizzas all'round says:

    I wonder if the Met will use their drones for similar purposes over North London?

  106. 342
    Political Plod says:

    So on the morrow I am going to vote for my Plod Boss. But I ain’t got the slightest clue who the candidates are and I will have to decide in the polling booth.

    This is stupid stupid stupid. What the fook is Dave playing at and why should top cops be politicians anyway?

    I suppose in the end I will put my X next to the Tory unless there is a UKIP bod and then he will get my X. But why should I select my top Plod from the way he votes rather than what he is capable of doing?

    • 348
      The Tosser in No 10 says:

      Never mind these tiresome details! Feel part of my Big Society innishtive thingy!

    • 349
      1984 says:

      Policing should be apolitical. Vote independent.

      • 356
        Well it's a thought says:

        How independent is independent, from what I can see the independent is ex this and ex that and ex everything else , think he should stay ex, too many ex’s for my liking.

        • 359
          Fuck Dave says:

          Another problem is once created you will never get rid of the fookers and their offices will grow ever bigger and more costly.

          The current opinion is that England and Wales should hav about 10 police forces and not 45 as is now. Once these politicians take office this will never happen.

          Dave is a MONG

          • The Prophet Isaiah says:

            Yea, he is verily a mong among mongs. The mongiest mong of a long line of mongy mongsters. That is all I have to say on the subject of his mongitude.

          • Horse Face says:

            Dave is of the Mong Dynasty.

          • albacore says:

            Still, if the turnout is derisorily low
            Who knows, some odd, maverick, smart Tory might go
            And tell Dave that, if the real world is too hard to grapple
            He could try a spin on the rough end of a pineapple

          • The Anglo Saxon says:

            What do you know ? If you think your good enough apply for the job, YOU KNOW NOTHING about what happens behind the screens, grow up silly fuck.

      • 398
        The Land of the Politically Correct and Mendacious says:

        Policing has NEVER been apolitical

  107. 362
    While Europe riots EUSSR President is in denial says:
  108. 376
    keddaw says:

    I’d like to know why we… killed some Hunt.

    Not on either side, yet, but context is fucking key.

  109. 381
    not a machine reloaded says:

    When the CEO of John Lewis beats Vince to the TV on the interesting phrase “tax base” you wonder if a light bulb has been on for the last couple of years . I am just waiting for the first economist to explain we should all calm down and we just need a pan EU sales/transaction tax . (been polishing my punt gun especially for first wonk to exit the think tank from where much of this thinking has come from, all I will say if thats yer next move you are utterly wrong at a very basic level about ecnomics) .

  110. 404
    Abu Qatada says:

    IDF ‏@IDFSpokesperson
    Breaking: Four Israeli civilians killed by rocket fired from #Gaza.

  111. 408
    CCHQ says:

    Vote Labour today! Good luck to all by election and police commissioner candidates.

  112. 411
    IDF says:

    How does the IDF attempt to minimize harm to Palestinian civilians in Gaza? Read our answers and then RT: http://www.idfblog.com/2012/11/15/how-does-the-idf-minimize-harm-to-palestinian-

  113. 418
    CCHQ says:

    A JOINT STATEMENT BY LOUISE MENSCH & CCHQ

    It’s that day we’ve all been waiting for. Vote for your Police & Crime Commissioner if you have any idea who are the candidates.

  114. 422
    XBOX 360 says:

    **** GAME OVER ****

  115. 424
    Poison Dwarf says:

    I am simply trying to remove MP’s expenses from public scrutiny so that they can embezzle the taxpayer at will. What’s wrong with that?

  116. 425
    DO NOWT DAVE the PATHETIC Downing st DOOR MOUSE says:

    Can we not deport our 5 million immigrants to Gazza and move the population of Israel into Britain instead
    at least they take no shit from muzzies
    and know just how to treat terrorists

  117. 428
    Europe Burning says:

    Thank you for the Nobel Peace Prize. We feel that the most appropriate way to spend the money is to employ a few more much-needed bureaucrats.

  118. 429
    Tom Watson says:

    I hereby revise my direction to my acolytes: Spoil yer ballots in the Police Commissioner elections today comrades!

  119. 430
    1984 says:

    You do have to marvel at these terrorist leader types be it Taleban or Hamas or any of those other crowds. They only seem to spend about four to six months in the job before either the yanks or Is*ra*lis send their house/car sky high.

    What must the interview/selection process look like?

    I can’t believe there are too many who are glad to get the job. You can picture the sighs of relief from the ‘unlucky’ candidates.

    What kind of succession planning do these organisations have? Pensions? Long Term Disability benefits? Death in Service benefits?

    • 434
      Well it's a thought says:

      Power even for 5 minutes is an aphrodisiac to these nutters, well even to all wannabe politicians, reaching for power is better than finding gold, if they get to the end of the rainbow then they get gold and power, screw what damage and how many people are hurt to get to the promised land of gold and money.

  120. 431
    Kebab travel update says:

    Woolwich Ferry is currently suspended until further notice due to fog.

  121. 432
    ROY CASTLE of record breakers says:

    Assassination ! Assassination ! Assassination ! That’s what you need
    If you wanna be the best , if you wanna beat the rest , assassinations what you need
    Parp parrrp parrp

    A List of undesirables removed by Israel over the years
    no costly legal battles and human rights courts for these boys !

    actions speak louder than words !

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Israeli_assassinations

  122. 433
    Well it's a thought says:

    Just been to vote in the PCC election , don’t know why I bother as it’s a 99% certainty that the Libour stooge will get it, I was the only one in the place voting , the tumbleweed weed was blowing across the car park.

  123. 435
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    What about getting 100,000 signatures together to ask the following question.

    Is John Bercow’s position as speaker untenable?

    Could it be done?

  124. 437
    A mullah writes says:

    I don’t suppose it would be a big problem for the IDF’s ‘long range snipers’ to home in on Abu’s latest hideaway, just a thought.

  125. 447
    Jonathan Wilson says:

  126. 455
    keddaw says:

    Justice is not the same as retribution or vengeance.

    Jesus would not be proud…

  127. 460
    anon. says:

    Second hand one of these going cheap for those interested. Few scratches, may need a new battery.The spare tyre is missing, non runner.

  128. 464
    anon. says:

    BBC broadcast Pallywood propaganda. If you can’t spot it, someone has left the answer in the video comments.


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