October 25th, 2012

Paranoia Drives Government into the Arms of MacShame

Not content with distributing planted questions, it seems the Government is really scraping the barrel over the Peoples’ Brexit:

When you need a thief to fight your corner, you know you’re on the wrong side…


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    They are all in it together, perhaps? :)

  2. 2
    ToonBert... says:

    They are all in it together, perhaps?

  3. 3
    Denis MacShameless says:

    I can be relied upon to talk total bollocks.

  4. 4
    Dennis McShane's Shed says:

    Gotta love ‘Euro Sceptic’ Dave haven’t yer?

  5. 5
    Quisling says:

    We need to get the tax payers money out of Dennis McShanes pocket

  6. 6
    Quisling says:

    Has he been fingered?

  7. 7

    I had a phone call this morning from a market research company working for the EU and doing surveys on what people in the general public think of the European union
    I think the girl would have been given the rest of the day off , as i doubt whether she could continue after my rant

  8. 8
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Sickening that cast iron Dave would stoop so low as to ask a thief like McShame to do his dirty work.

    Vote UKIP

    Cameron OUT.

  9. 9
    Liam Byrne says:

    There is no EU left

  10. 10
    Nifel Garage says:

    Brexit is so yesterday.

    The Germans have a much better word:

  11. 11
    The BBC in even more shit says:

    The father of a BBC journalist who apparently killed himself has called for an inquiry into how his complaints about alleged harassment were handled. Russell Joslin, 50, a reporter for BBC Coventry and Warwickshire, died in hospital on Monday. His father Peter said his son, who had mental health problems over the past six months, should have received more help from BBC managers. The BBC said it would ensure the family’s concerns were addressed.

    South Warwickshire radio reporter Russell Joslin was hit by a bus on Friday morning and was admitted to Warwick General Hospital. He died from asphyxiation on Monday afternoon. Peter Joslin, a former chief constable at Warwickshire Police, said he did “not blame the BBC but management did not save him”.

    He said the allegations surrounded complaints his son made about sexual harassment by a female colleague. Peter Joslin said there had been “plenty of opportunities” for managers at the BBC to intervene after his son complained, but “nothing had been done to help him”. He said the alleged sexual harassment took place five years ago.

    The woman accused of harassing Russell Joslin said there was never a complaint against her and she denied any wrong-doing. She said she was asked by managers to try to help him.

  12. 12
    WVS says:

    When McShame stands up, everyone in the world will know that Dave will side with anyone – even lying scum like McShane, to pleasure his EU masters.

    Disgraceful Cameron, really feffing disgraceful.

  13. 13
    Spode says:

    Stroked, I think.

  14. 14
    ToonBert... says:

    The truth is sticking out like a sore thumb ?

  15. 15
    TTS Dan says:


    McShane and Cameron on the same side…..yep, that would be right.

    Lying fraudsters stick together.

  16. 16
    chicken says:

    Carswell might think it ‘hilarious’. I think it outrageous that no matter what these EU loving duplicitous bastards do, Carswell and those so called eurosceptics will always remain within the fold of the Conservative Party.
    If he had real principles, he’d leave (as he should) and take his anti-EU stance to the people.

  17. 17

    Apparently Scotland yard are lining up some high profile candidates for arrest in the Sa-vile saga
    Let the Sweating begin !

  18. 18

    You gave her a roasting? LOL!

  19. 19

    Is there an echo in here, Sally? Sally?…ally?….lly…..?

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Sir George must be very proud to have such wonderful support.Nice one dave!

  21. 21
    ToonBert... says:

    Yes….. as sally say’s,” I cocked it up ” ……..lost my cookies….. !

  22. 22
    Ah! Monika says:

    Denis lectures the Spanish on Democracy!!!

    Dr. Denis MacShane, sitting Member of the British House of Commons, shared his opinions on democracy this past Monday at our very own SLU Madrid University. In his talk he pinpointed what democratic politics means to him, how a democratic crisis has arisen in Europe and elsewhere in the world, as well as how to combat this growing crisis.

  23. 23
    Ah! Monika says:

    Dr. Denis MacShane, sitting Member of the British House of Commons, shared his opinions on democracy this past Monday at our very own SLU Madrid University. In his talk he pinpointed what democratic politics means to him, how a democratic crisis has arisen in Europe and elsewhere in the world, as well as how to combat this growing crisis.

  24. 24

    Cameron, Militwat, Clunk Click Clegg and all their troughers out!

    Nigel Farage and his EU troughers IN!!!

    Please… we need the experience of troughing in the UK, ‘cos Brussels is just too easy, and that Jersey Educational Trust won’t fill itself, you know.

    By the time we get a sniff of power, the gravy train will have slowed to a Jallopy Jus.

    Go on. Giss a job!

  25. 25
    ToonBert... says:

    Why? was he delivering the Grauniad?

  26. 26

    I think the answer to that was given by another Englishman who wouldn’t do what the Germans wanted, and that was “Some chicken, some neck”.

    Some turning, some dwarf.

  27. 27
    Our Gal Sal's Hubby says:

    Oi! I resemble that remark!

  28. 28
    Quisling says:

    A fine upstanding example of a man trapped on bennies – http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/22716

  29. 29
    Ah! Monika says:

    UK PM David Cameron uses an iPad that was donated by Apple, according to a list of gifts disclosed by the British government – PA

    Sam hasn’t sung yet.

  30. 30

    Is that a BBC euphamism for jism?

    Jim’ll fix’em.

  31. 31
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Which probably got his “little Jimmy” stiff as well.

  32. 32
    A glimmer of hope? says:

    Is it too much to hope for a new Iranian revolution to sweep away these mad mullahs?

    Iran’s judicial authorities have again denied a request by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to visit Evin prison where his top media advisor is serving time, Iranian media reported on Wednesday, in another sign the president’s power is on the wane. Ahmadinejad’s request was seen as linked to the detention of his press advisor Ali Akbar Javanfekr who was jailed for six months in September for publishing an article deemed offensive to public decency. The judiciary turned down his first request to visit on Sunday, saying it was not in Iran’s best interests for him to spend time on such a visit at a time when the country is facing an economic crisis. Ahmadinejad replied accusing the judiciary of unconstitutional conduct.

  33. 33

    I’m a bit short this week.

  34. 34
    Still Askin says:

    Where did Savile’s £millions come from?

  35. 35
    Nick says:

    A thing can, at one time, be hilarious and also disgusting and also indicative of the depths to which the LibLabCon conspiracy has sunk.

  36. 36
    Backwoodsman says:

    Its almost bbc-esque in its failure to consider how it might look to outsiders. Didn’t they think, hang on, the guys been fingered as a ‘wrong ‘un’ on numerous ocasions ( ie. like last week). The libertarian blogs are all over him like a rash, We’d better find some other sap ?

  37. 37
    Tone says:

    I’ve got a Benny Dispensation as well,to collect alms for deserving cases like Slotgob.
    P.S. Anybody know how it takes to become a Saint if you fast track yourself with a few gold bars to the Vatican?

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is slime.

  39. 39
    "Sir James Savile," to you, says:

    I never would have passed up the offer to stop in for a cold one, would I now?

  40. 40
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    Your TV Licence fee, either directly or with the help of the Beeb parasites.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Epic fail.

  42. 42

    Sure did mate !

  43. 43
    old git says:

    Make a note of 22nd November wihch henceforth will be known as “Capitulation Day (Phase one)”. the day Cameron gave in to Rumpy on the EU budget. (Phase Two) will follow shotly when Cameron begins to surrender to the European Court of Human Wrongs and starts to give convicts the vote.
    This duplicity will be followed by a mamoth spin campaign to justify Camerons lack of balls when standing up for the British people.
    But take heart fellow Brits for in 2015 we can him and the other tossers by voting UKIP

  44. 44

    I hope they catch him soon before he has chance to spawns any more sprogs

  45. 45
    Archer Karcher says:

    Frankly I could not care less about any of the distraction shite. We need to leave the mafia ridden gang of thieves, called the EU, as soon as possible.

    Anyone who can deliver that gets my vote.

  46. 46
    The Golem says:

    His pliability was sussed out long ago, in my opinion. I still believe it was the reason he was parachuted into the Party leadership with much arm-twisting support, in the first place.

  47. 47

    From saving up all those little girls “tuppences”

  48. 48
    old git says:

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all Europhiles
    We’re very clever
    And lie to you all the while
    You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
    We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

    If you think I’ll claim back powers,
    You haven’t got a clue
    We’ll hand the UK to Rumpy,
    There is nothing that you can do
    No referendums Changes through on the nod
    I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod

    As for immigration
    I know it gets on your tits
    I will flood the nation
    And pay their benefits
    I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class
    If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my ****

    If I agreed the Treaty
    Things that it would amend
    Required referendums
    And that would be the end
    We’d be out of Europe and that’s what the public crave
    But I’m undemocratic, just call me dictator Dave

    This will be a carve up
    Helped by old Rumpy
    They need our money
    That is quite plane to see
    They played out the charade so it looks as if Dave’s alone
    But were still in the EU and we’ll pay for the Euro zone

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all Europhiles
    We’ve silenced the sceptics
    Look at their beaming smiles
    There’s no referendum, the sceptics are really thick.
    I am from Eton and those idiots missed the trick

  49. 49
    Benefitz of Deed-Pole says:

    Denis Matyjaszek.
    Crazy name, crazy guy.

  50. 50

    ..and yet the best on offer, currently.

  51. 51
    Owzaboutthatthen says:

    $avile in drag?

  52. 52
    ToonBert... says:

    I think you have your finger on it there :)

  53. 53
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    @26 thrrrrrrrrrrpp!

  54. 54
    Glyn H says:

    That takes two! And were you claiming yesterday (re Bercow) that Japanese cars were superior? Let me assure you that they are all naf – Dataun 120Y 2dr naf. I was amazed – normally you are erudite, informed, funny. You must have a blind spot over the vehicle of choice of Congolese butchers.

  55. 55
    Alexiovitch says:

    oohh!…bitch fight!

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll give that a thumbs up.

  57. 57
    HenryV says:

    If I were Call Me Dave I would email the EU this link,

    and then tell them to Foxtrot Oscar.

  58. 58
    HenryV says:

    Jim’ll jism?

  59. 59
    blub says:

    i’d like to see a meme where “blackmailed” is replaced by the word “europhiled”

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    but can we see the truth about someone who is closer to us, seemingly our number one ally.
    there is a judas….a judas for the modern age,
    a mind experiment.
    right here.
    right now.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    where did Liars@b.com gazillions come from.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    who wants you in a permanent state of re.sent.ment.
    it’s like return to sender. so you make no progress in your life.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    black witch
    white witch.
    have we been be.witched.ed by the global heir.arc.hy
    what if you desire something else?
    to be a hier to something else.
    your choice.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    hier or heir.

  65. 65
    The Brits says:

    The true face of Davey One-Term Cameron.

    You’re fucking history you twat.

  66. 66
    The Brits says:

    One world cup and two world wars.

    They don’t like it up ‘em

  67. 67
    The Brits says:

    Sexually harrassed by a woman?

    WTF is the problem?

  68. 68
    Archie says:

    The face of modern Britain! Makes you proud, doesn’t it?

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