October 25th, 2012

Paranoia Drives Government into the Arms of MacShame

Not content with distributing planted questions, it seems the Government is really scraping the barrel over the Peoples’ Brexit:

When you need a thief to fight your corner, you know you’re on the wrong side…


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    They are all in it together, perhaps? :)


    • 22
      Ah! Monika says:

      Denis lectures the Spanish on Democracy!!!

      Dr. Denis MacShane, sitting Member of the British House of Commons, shared his opinions on democracy this past Monday at our very own SLU Madrid University. In his talk he pinpointed what democratic politics means to him, how a democratic crisis has arisen in Europe and elsewhere in the world, as well as how to combat this growing crisis.


    • 43
      old git says:

      Make a note of 22nd November wihch henceforth will be known as “Capitulation Day (Phase one)”. the day Cameron gave in to Rumpy on the EU budget. (Phase Two) will follow shotly when Cameron begins to surrender to the European Court of Human Wrongs and starts to give convicts the vote.
      This duplicity will be followed by a mamoth spin campaign to justify Camerons lack of balls when standing up for the British people.
      But take heart fellow Brits for in 2015 we can him and the other tossers by voting UKIP


    • 48
      old git says:

      Jolly voting weather
      We are all Europhiles
      We’re very clever
      And lie to you all the while
      You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
      We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

      If you think I’ll claim back powers,
      You haven’t got a clue
      We’ll hand the UK to Rumpy,
      There is nothing that you can do
      No referendums Changes through on the nod
      I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod

      As for immigration
      I know it gets on your tits
      I will flood the nation
      And pay their benefits
      I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class
      If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my ****

      If I agreed the Treaty
      Things that it would amend
      Required referendums
      And that would be the end
      We’d be out of Europe and that’s what the public crave
      But I’m undemocratic, just call me dictator Dave

      This will be a carve up
      Helped by old Rumpy
      They need our money
      That is quite plane to see
      They played out the charade so it looks as if Dave’s alone
      But were still in the EU and we’ll pay for the Euro zone

      Jolly voting weather
      We are all Europhiles
      We’ve silenced the sceptics
      Look at their beaming smiles
      There’s no referendum, the sceptics are really thick.
      I am from Eton and those idiots missed the trick


  2. 2
    ToonBert... says:

    They are all in it together, perhaps?


  3. 3
    Denis MacShameless says:

    I can be relied upon to talk total bollocks.


  4. 4
    Dennis McShane's Shed says:

    Gotta love ‘Euro Sceptic’ Dave haven’t yer?


  5. 5
    Quisling says:

    We need to get the tax payers money out of Dennis McShanes pocket


  6. 6
    Quisling says:

    Has he been fingered?


  7. 7

    I had a phone call this morning from a market research company working for the EU and doing surveys on what people in the general public think of the European union
    I think the girl would have been given the rest of the day off , as i doubt whether she could continue after my rant


    • 18

      You gave her a roasting? LOL!


      • 42
        MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and CODFATHER of SOLE says:

        Sure did mate !


      • 54
        Glyn H says:

        That takes two! And were you claiming yesterday (re Bercow) that Japanese cars were superior? Let me assure you that they are all naf – Dataun 120Y 2dr naf. I was amazed – normally you are erudite, informed, funny. You must have a blind spot over the vehicle of choice of Congolese butchers.


  8. 8
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Sickening that cast iron Dave would stoop so low as to ask a thief like McShame to do his dirty work.

    Vote UKIP

    Cameron OUT.


  9. 9
    Liam Byrne says:

    There is no EU left


  10. 10
    Nifel Garage says:

    Brexit is so yesterday.

    The Germans have a much better word:


  11. 11
    The BBC in even more shit says:

    The father of a BBC journalist who apparently killed himself has called for an inquiry into how his complaints about alleged harassment were handled. Russell Joslin, 50, a reporter for BBC Coventry and Warwickshire, died in hospital on Monday. His father Peter said his son, who had mental health problems over the past six months, should have received more help from BBC managers. The BBC said it would ensure the family’s concerns were addressed.

    South Warwickshire radio reporter Russell Joslin was hit by a bus on Friday morning and was admitted to Warwick General Hospital. He died from asphyxiation on Monday afternoon. Peter Joslin, a former chief constable at Warwickshire Police, said he did “not blame the BBC but management did not save him”.

    He said the allegations surrounded complaints his son made about sexual harassment by a female colleague. Peter Joslin said there had been “plenty of opportunities” for managers at the BBC to intervene after his son complained, but “nothing had been done to help him”. He said the alleged sexual harassment took place five years ago.

    The woman accused of harassing Russell Joslin said there was never a complaint against her and she denied any wrong-doing. She said she was asked by managers to try to help him.


  12. 12
    WVS says:

    When McShame stands up, everyone in the world will know that Dave will side with anyone – even lying scum like McShane, to pleasure his EU masters.

    Disgraceful Cameron, really feffing disgraceful.


    • 46
      The Golem says:

      His pliability was sussed out long ago, in my opinion. I still believe it was the reason he was parachuted into the Party leadership with much arm-twisting support, in the first place.


  13. 15
    TTS Dan says:


    McShane and Cameron on the same side…..yep, that would be right.

    Lying fraudsters stick together.


  14. 16
    chicken says:

    Carswell might think it ‘hilarious’. I think it outrageous that no matter what these EU loving duplicitous bastards do, Carswell and those so called eurosceptics will always remain within the fold of the Conservative Party.
    If he had real principles, he’d leave (as he should) and take his anti-EU stance to the people.


    • 35
      Nick says:

      A thing can, at one time, be hilarious and also disgusting and also indicative of the depths to which the LibLabCon conspiracy has sunk.


    • 36
      Backwoodsman says:

      Its almost bbc-esque in its failure to consider how it might look to outsiders. Didn’t they think, hang on, the guys been fingered as a ‘wrong ‘un’ on numerous ocasions ( ie. like last week). The libertarian blogs are all over him like a rash, We’d better find some other sap ?


  15. 17

    Apparently Scotland yard are lining up some high profile candidates for arrest in the Sa-vile saga
    Let the Sweating begin !


  16. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Sir George must be very proud to have such wonderful support.Nice one dave!


    • 23
      Ah! Monika says:

      Dr. Denis MacShane, sitting Member of the British House of Commons, shared his opinions on democracy this past Monday at our very own SLU Madrid University. In his talk he pinpointed what democratic politics means to him, how a democratic crisis has arisen in Europe and elsewhere in the world, as well as how to combat this growing crisis.


  17. 25
    ToonBert... says:

    Why? was he delivering the Grauniad?


  18. 28
    Quisling says:

    A fine upstanding example of a man trapped on bennies – http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/22716


    • 37
      Tone says:

      I’ve got a Benny Dispensation as well,to collect alms for deserving cases like Slotgob.
      P.S. Anybody know how it takes to become a Saint if you fast track yourself with a few gold bars to the Vatican?


      • 44
        MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and CODFATHER of SOLE says:

        I hope they catch him soon before he has chance to spawns any more sprogs


    • 68
      Archie says:

      The face of modern Britain! Makes you proud, doesn’t it?


  19. 29
    Ah! Monika says:

    UK PM David Cameron uses an iPad that was donated by Apple, according to a list of gifts disclosed by the British government – PA

    Sam hasn’t sung yet.


  20. 31
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Which probably got his “little Jimmy” stiff as well.


  21. 32
    A glimmer of hope? says:

    Is it too much to hope for a new Iranian revolution to sweep away these mad mullahs?

    Iran’s judicial authorities have again denied a request by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to visit Evin prison where his top media advisor is serving time, Iranian media reported on Wednesday, in another sign the president’s power is on the wane. Ahmadinejad’s request was seen as linked to the detention of his press advisor Ali Akbar Javanfekr who was jailed for six months in September for publishing an article deemed offensive to public decency. The judiciary turned down his first request to visit on Sunday, saying it was not in Iran’s best interests for him to spend time on such a visit at a time when the country is facing an economic crisis. Ahmadinejad replied accusing the judiciary of unconstitutional conduct.


  22. 34
    Still Askin says:

    Where did Savile’s £millions come from?


  23. 39
    "Sir James Savile," to you, says:

    I never would have passed up the offer to stop in for a cold one, would I now?


  24. 59
    blub says:

    i’d like to see a meme where “blackmailed” is replaced by the word “europhiled”


  25. 65
    The Brits says:

    The true face of Davey One-Term Cameron.

    You’re fucking history you twat.


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