October 6th, 2012

My Name Is Blond… Phillip Blond

On the back of Ed’s “One Nation” schtick expect to see Red Toryism spouted on the fringe at Tory Conference, pushed out invariably by Phillip Blond. He is speaking at 5 fringe meetings. Such is his ubiquity songsters Sly and Reggie have done a ditty about “the intellectual curio of the Conservative Party”.

Not sure that Guido has ever heard a song about a policy wonk before, the lyrics are spot on, enjoy:

“My Name Is Blond… Phillip Blond”


  1. 1
    Expat Geordie says:

    He’s holding a revolver. Bond uses a semi-automatic (except in Dr. No).

  2. 2
    BBC says:

    Nothing to see.


  3. 3
    cross party consensus says:

    Yep, another weirdo.

  4. 4
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Done nothing to help the Posh only Image does it, Billy Bragg he ain’t.

  5. 5

    Wrong smarty pants, that is from a Bond promo pic of Roger Moore.

  6. 6
    dog says:

    Ok Gudio you are a little to old to be going to raves now. Dropping Es at you age is a little embarrassing.

  7. 7

    Dear BBC

    Please observe this list of names of people this country would like to follow Abu Hamza into exile.

    If you could commission one of your popular reality based, red button, voting shows, the nation would welcome the chance to vote ten people into permanent exile.

    1. Gordon Brown
    2. Russel Brand
    3. Anjem Choudary
    4. Edward Balls
    5. George Monbiot
    6. Mark Serwotka
    7. Piers Morgan
    8. Joey Barton
    9. Lee Jasper
    10.Tony Blair


  8. 8
    Leper Recorn says:

    Marcus Brigstocke
    David Cameron
    Lord John Precott
    Simon Hughes
    Andy Murray

  9. 9
    The names...Cameron...Dave Cameron !!! says:

    Apparently “Dave” has a full size picture of himself as James Bond on the wall of his office….or it might by Johnny English of course given his record of incompetence since becoming Prime Minister

  10. 10
    soapy says:

    There’s another 10 over on Raedwald today. Go have a peep. No doubt City Unslickers will have a business view of those proceedings too.

  11. 11
    Brussels Unelected Mafia says:

    Please remember we will be coming round shortly for yet more contributions to

    cover the expected short fall in current EUSSR 2012 budget.

    Of course Comrade D a v e has already pledged to give more money

    without a second thought, after all its mostly p l e b s who pay the most

    Tax !!

  12. 12

    I read Raedders most days…missed it this morning.

    He has

    ” Jeremy Heywood, now Cabinet Secretary,
    ‘Bloody’ Blair
    Charles Powell
    Jonathan Powell
    John Scarlett
    Alastair Campbell and
    David Cameron”

    I would only add Bob Diamond and Fred the Shred.
    And I’d ask Vince Cable if he would be good enough to escort all the exiles abroard.
    On his return trip he then finds his passport revoked.

  13. 13
    Expat Geordie says:

    Thanks Guido. My first time at number 1 and you shoot me down in flames.

    Anyway, in one of the promo pics of Sean Connery he is holding an air pistol.

  14. 14
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Altogether now, he’s a wonker…

  15. 15
    True Tory says:

    This man shouldn’t be within a million miles of the Tory conference. His presence just encourages the metropols from W11, and discourages all natural Tory voters.

  16. 16
    Nick Clegg says:

    You left me out. Waaaaaaaaah !!!!!

  17. 17
    Lou Scannon says:

    But natural Tory voters vote UKIP these days.

  18. 18
    Roderic Llançol i de Borja says:

    Guido might be still going to them, he has to have them to keep him going, the legs do not move as they used to, and is getting a bit over weight (aren’t we all)

  19. 19
    Roderic Llançol i de Borja says:

    You are being rotten to the Dear Leader, he is trying his best

  20. 20
    John Johnson says:

    Have you spelt that correctly?

  21. 21
    John Johnson says:

    The Ukippers will take from Liebore and the Cons but if the economy hasn’t got much better by the start of 2015 the Cons will lose most of the right wing vote, enough to let young Teddy in

  22. 22
    Dave 'the Cunt' Cameron says:

    Shh ! You’re giving away my game plan.

  23. 23

    In this blog of yours, I found so many interesting themes and even if I did not yet responded to none, you to know that I read them with great interest. Success.

  24. 24
    les says:

    Awful person (man) ?

  25. 25

    Well if we are only picking the awful ones, I can offer:

    Harriette Harman
    Jack Dromey
    Yvette Cooper
    Jaqui Smith (and Richard Timney)
    Jack Straw
    David Blunkett
    Nick Brown
    George Robertson
    Chris Smith
    Margaret Beckett
    Ron Davies
    Peter Mandelson (How did you miss him?)
    Stephen Byers
    Geoff Hoon
    Estelle Morris
    Tessa Jowell
    John Reid
    Peter Goldsmith
    Peter Hain (twice)
    Ian McCartney
    Ruth Fucking Kelly
    Hazel Blairs
    Baroness Bleeding Scotland
    Trevor Phillips
    Caroline Fucking Flint
    Sadiq Khan
    Dawn Primarolo
    Angela Eagle and sister Maria
    Phil Fucking Woolas
    Shaun Shithead Woodward
    Steve Bassam
    Jim Devine
    John Bercow
    Margaret Moran

    (Don’t worry, I ain’t finished yet – I could fill up a jumbo or two.

  26. 26

    Wеll іf wе аrе оnly pіckіng thе аwful оnеs, І cаn оffеr:

    Hаrrіеttе Hаrmаn
    Jаck Drоmеy
    Yvеttе Cооpеr
    Jаquі Smіth (аnd Rіchаrd Tіmnеy)
    Jаck Strаw
    Dаvіd Blunkеtt
    Nіck Brоwn
    Gеоrgе Rоbеrtsоn
    Chrіs Smіth
    Mаrgаrеt Bеckеtt
    Rоn Dаvіеs
    Pеtеr Mаndеlsоn (Hоw dіd yоu mіss hіm?)
    Stеphеn Byеrs
    Gеоff Hооn
    Еstеllе Mоrrіs
    Tеssа Jоwеll
    Jоhn Rеіd
    Pеtеr Gоldsmіth
    Pеtеr Hаіn (twіcе)
    Іаn McCаrtnеy
    Ruth Fuckіng Kеlly
    Hаzеl Blаіrs
    Bаrоnеss Blееdіng Scоtlаnd
    Trеvоr Phіllіps
    Cаrоlіnе Fuckіng Flіnt
    Sаdіq Khаn
    Dаwn Prіmаrоlо
    Аngеlа Еаglе аnd sіstеr Mаrіа
    Phіl Fuckіng Wооlаs
    Shаun Shіthеаd Wооdwаrd
    Stеvе Bаssаm
    Jіm Dеvіnе
    Jоhn Bеrcоw
    Mаrgаrеt Mоrаn

    (Dоn’t wоrry, І аіn’t fіnіshеd yеt – І cоuld fіll up а jumbо оr twо.)

  27. 27
    Mike Litorus says:

    If I look at one of the Schrödinger’s cat lists, does everyone on the other list die?

  28. 28
    C Edwards says:

    Sly and Reggie. You can see more of them on youtube.


    Their Particularly spiffing ‘Dub Save the Queen’ was a dubtastic ditty for the “annus jubilatum”

  29. 29
    Some_Twat_up_North says:

    Abu_Hamza has left the building…

  30. 30
    JH says:

    He uses a revolver in Live and Let Die.

  31. 31
    Expat Geordie says:

    I surrender!!!

  32. 32
    the savant says:

    No — come on Cat Person . I cannot agree with Estelle Morris’ name .

    She s a good girl who resigns when she thinks the education sec ‘s job is too much for her ( god knows what she s doing now ) .
    Easily substituted though

    Jacqui Smith !!

  33. 33
    the savant says:

    Caterina de Medici says ;

    i thought we had garrotted you years ago de Borja .

    Must be losing our touch .

  34. 34
    the savant says:

    yeah … and more importantly if he does not cough up you’ve got a few horses heads to stuff down his eiderdown and some floating sleeping fishes with which to enchant Samantha haven’t you ?

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