October 6th, 2012

My Name Is Blond… Phillip Blond

On the back of Ed’s “One Nation” schtick expect to see Red Toryism spouted on the fringe at Tory Conference, pushed out invariably by Phillip Blond. He is speaking at 5 fringe meetings. Such is his ubiquity songsters Sly and Reggie have done a ditty about “the intellectual curio of the Conservative Party”.

Not sure that Guido has ever heard a song about a policy wonk before, the lyrics are spot on, enjoy:

“My Name Is Blond… Phillip Blond”


  1. 1
    Expat Geordie says:

    He’s holding a revolver. Bond uses a semi-automatic (except in Dr. No).


  2. 2
    BBC says:

    Nothing to see.



    • 7

      Dear BBC

      Please observe this list of names of people this country would like to follow Abu Hamza into exile.

      If you could commission one of your popular reality based, red button, voting shows, the nation would welcome the chance to vote ten people into permanent exile.

      1. Gordon Brown
      2. Russel Brand
      3. Anjem Choudary
      4. Edward Balls
      5. George Monbiot
      6. Mark Serwotka
      7. Piers Morgan
      8. Joey Barton
      9. Lee Jasper
      10.Tony Blair



      • 8
        Leper Recorn says:

        Marcus Brigstocke
        David Cameron
        Lord John Precott
        Simon Hughes
        Andy Murray


        • 25

          Well if we are only picking the awful ones, I can offer:

          Harriette Harman
          Jack Dromey
          Yvette Cooper
          Jaqui Smith (and Richard Timney)
          Jack Straw
          David Blunkett
          Nick Brown
          George Robertson
          Chris Smith
          Margaret Beckett
          Ron Davies
          Peter Mandelson (How did you miss him?)
          Stephen Byers
          Geoff Hoon
          Estelle Morris
          Tessa Jowell
          John Reid
          Peter Goldsmith
          Peter Hain (twice)
          Ian McCartney
          Ruth Fucking Kelly
          Hazel Blairs
          Baroness Bleeding Scotland
          Trevor Phillips
          Caroline Fucking Flint
          Sadiq Khan
          Dawn Primarolo
          Angela Eagle and sister Maria
          Phil Fucking Woolas
          Shaun Shithead Woodward
          Steve Bassam
          Jim Devine
          John Bercow
          Margaret Moran

          (Don’t worry, I ain’t finished yet – I could fill up a jumbo or two.


        • 26

          Wеll іf wе аrе оnly pіckіng thе аwful оnеs, І cаn оffеr:

          Hаrrіеttе Hаrmаn
          Jаck Drоmеy
          Yvеttе Cооpеr
          Jаquі Smіth (аnd Rіchаrd Tіmnеy)
          Jаck Strаw
          Dаvіd Blunkеtt
          Nіck Brоwn
          Gеоrgе Rоbеrtsоn
          Chrіs Smіth
          Mаrgаrеt Bеckеtt
          Rоn Dаvіеs
          Pеtеr Mаndеlsоn (Hоw dіd yоu mіss hіm?)
          Stеphеn Byеrs
          Gеоff Hооn
          Еstеllе Mоrrіs
          Tеssа Jоwеll
          Jоhn Rеіd
          Pеtеr Gоldsmіth
          Pеtеr Hаіn (twіcе)
          Іаn McCаrtnеy
          Ruth Fuckіng Kеlly
          Hаzеl Blаіrs
          Bаrоnеss Blееdіng Scоtlаnd
          Trеvоr Phіllіps
          Cаrоlіnе Fuckіng Flіnt
          Sаdіq Khаn
          Dаwn Prіmаrоlо
          Аngеlа Еаglе аnd sіstеr Mаrіа
          Phіl Fuckіng Wооlаs
          Shаun Shіthеаd Wооdwаrd
          Stеvе Bаssаm
          Jіm Dеvіnе
          Jоhn Bеrcоw
          Mаrgаrеt Mоrаn

          (Dоn’t wоrry, І аіn’t fіnіshеd yеt – І cоuld fіll up а jumbо оr twо.)


          • Mike Litorus says:

            If I look at one of the Schrödinger’s cat lists, does everyone on the other list die?


          • the savant says:

            No — come on Cat Person . I cannot agree with Estelle Morris’ name .

            She s a good girl who resigns when she thinks the education sec ‘s job is too much for her ( god knows what she s doing now ) .
            Easily substituted though

            Jacqui Smith !!


      • 10
        soapy says:

        There’s another 10 over on Raedwald today. Go have a peep. No doubt City Unslickers will have a business view of those proceedings too.


        • 12

          I read Raedders most days…missed it this morning.

          He has

          ” Jeremy Heywood, now Cabinet Secretary,
          ‘Bloody’ Blair
          Charles Powell
          Jonathan Powell
          John Scarlett
          Alastair Campbell and
          David Cameron”

          I would only add Bob Diamond and Fred the Shred.
          And I’d ask Vince Cable if he would be good enough to escort all the exiles abroard.
          On his return trip he then finds his passport revoked.


      • 16
        Nick Clegg says:

        You left me out. Waaaaaaaaah !!!!!


  3. 3
    cross party consensus says:

    Yep, another weirdo.


  4. 4
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Done nothing to help the Posh only Image does it, Billy Bragg he ain’t.


  5. 6
    dog says:

    Ok Gudio you are a little to old to be going to raves now. Dropping Es at you age is a little embarrassing.


    • 18
      Roderic Llançol i de Borja says:

      Guido might be still going to them, he has to have them to keep him going, the legs do not move as they used to, and is getting a bit over weight (aren’t we all)


  6. 9
    The names...Cameron...Dave Cameron !!! says:

    Apparently “Dave” has a full size picture of himself as James Bond on the wall of his office….or it might by Johnny English of course given his record of incompetence since becoming Prime Minister


  7. 11
    Brussels Unelected Mafia says:

    Please remember we will be coming round shortly for yet more contributions to

    cover the expected short fall in current EUSSR 2012 budget.

    Of course Comrade D a v e has already pledged to give more money

    without a second thought, after all its mostly p l e b s who pay the most

    Tax !!


    • 34
      the savant says:

      yeah … and more importantly if he does not cough up you’ve got a few horses heads to stuff down his eiderdown and some floating sleeping fishes with which to enchant Samantha haven’t you ?


  8. 14
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Altogether now, he’s a wonker…


  9. 15
    True Tory says:

    This man shouldn’t be within a million miles of the Tory conference. His presence just encourages the metropols from W11, and discourages all natural Tory voters.


    • 17
      Lou Scannon says:

      But natural Tory voters vote UKIP these days.


      • 21
        John Johnson says:

        The Ukippers will take from Liebore and the Cons but if the economy hasn’t got much better by the start of 2015 the Cons will lose most of the right wing vote, enough to let young Teddy in


  10. 23

    In this blog of yours, I found so many interesting themes and even if I did not yet responded to none, you to know that I read them with great interest. Success.


  11. 24
    les says:

    Awful person (man) ?


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