On the back of Ed’s “One Nation” schtick expect to see Red Toryism spouted on the fringe at Tory Conference, pushed out invariably by Phillip Blond. He is speaking at 5 fringe meetings. Such is his ubiquity songsters Sly and Reggie have done a ditty about “the intellectual curio of the Conservative Party”.
Not sure that Guido has ever heard a song about a policy wonk before, the lyrics are spot on, enjoy:
“My Name Is Blond… Phillip Blond”
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
He’s holding a revolver. Bond uses a semi-automatic (except in Dr. No).
Wrong smarty pants, that is from a Bond promo pic of Roger Moore.
Thanks Guido. My first time at number 1 and you shoot me down in flames.
Anyway, in one of the promo pics of Sean Connery he is holding an air pistol.
Sly and Reggie. You can see more of them on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/user/thesuburbanpirate
Their Particularly spiffing ‘Dub Save the Queen’ was a dubtastic ditty for the “annus jubilatum”
Abu_Hamza has left the building…
He uses a revolver in Live and Let Die.
I surrender!!!
Nothing to see.
THATCHER!
Dear BBC
Please observe this list of names of people this country would like to follow Abu Hamza into exile.
If you could commission one of your popular reality based, red button, voting shows, the nation would welcome the chance to vote ten people into permanent exile.
1. Gordon Brown
2. Russel Brand
3. Anjem Choudary
4. Edward Balls
5. George Monbiot
6. Mark Serwotka
7. Piers Morgan
8. Joey Barton
9. Lee Jasper
10.Tony Blair
+
…
+
Marcus Brigstocke
David Cameron
Lord John Precott
Simon Hughes
Andy Murray
Well if we are only picking the awful ones, I can offer:
Harriette Harman
Jack Dromey
Yvette Cooper
Jaqui Smith (and Richard Timney)
Jack Straw
David Blunkett
Nick Brown
George Robertson
Chris Smith
Margaret Beckett
Ron Davies
Peter Mandelson (How did you miss him?)
Stephen Byers
Geoff Hoon
Estelle Morris
Tessa Jowell
John Reid
Peter Goldsmith
Peter Hain (twice)
Ian McCartney
Ruth Fucking Kelly
Hazel Blairs
Baroness Bleeding Scotland
Trevor Phillips
Caroline Fucking Flint
Sadiq Khan
Dawn Primarolo
Angela Eagle and sister Maria
Phil Fucking Woolas
Shaun Shithead Woodward
Steve Bassam
Jim Devine
John Bercow
Margaret Moran
(Don’t worry, I ain’t finished yet – I could fill up a jumbo or two.
Wеll іf wе аrе оnly pіckіng thе аwful оnеs, І cаn оffеr:
Hаrrіеttе Hаrmаn
Jаck Drоmеy
Yvеttе Cооpеr
Jаquі Smіth (аnd Rіchаrd Tіmnеy)
Jаck Strаw
Dаvіd Blunkеtt
Nіck Brоwn
Gеоrgе Rоbеrtsоn
Chrіs Smіth
Mаrgаrеt Bеckеtt
Rоn Dаvіеs
Pеtеr Mаndеlsоn (Hоw dіd yоu mіss hіm?)
Stеphеn Byеrs
Gеоff Hооn
Еstеllе Mоrrіs
Tеssа Jоwеll
Jоhn Rеіd
Pеtеr Gоldsmіth
Pеtеr Hаіn (twіcе)
Іаn McCаrtnеy
Ruth Fuckіng Kеlly
Hаzеl Blаіrs
Bаrоnеss Blееdіng Scоtlаnd
Trеvоr Phіllіps
Cаrоlіnе Fuckіng Flіnt
Sаdіq Khаn
Dаwn Prіmаrоlо
Аngеlа Еаglе аnd sіstеr Mаrіа
Phіl Fuckіng Wооlаs
Shаun Shіthеаd Wооdwаrd
Stеvе Bаssаm
Jіm Dеvіnе
Jоhn Bеrcоw
Mаrgаrеt Mоrаn
(Dоn’t wоrry, І аіn’t fіnіshеd yеt – І cоuld fіll up а jumbо оr twо.)
If I look at one of the Schrödinger’s cat lists, does everyone on the other list die?
No — come on Cat Person . I cannot agree with Estelle Morris’ name .
She s a good girl who resigns when she thinks the education sec ‘s job is too much for her ( god knows what she s doing now ) .
Easily substituted though
Jacqui Smith !!
Bill,
There’s another 10 over on Raedwald today. Go have a peep. No doubt City Unslickers will have a business view of those proceedings too.
I read Raedders most days…missed it this morning.
He has
” Jeremy Heywood, now Cabinet Secretary,
‘Bloody’ Blair
Charles Powell
Jonathan Powell
John Scarlett
Alastair Campbell and
David Cameron”
I would only add Bob Diamond and Fred the Shred.
And I’d ask Vince Cable if he would be good enough to escort all the exiles abroard.
On his return trip he then finds his passport revoked.
You left me out. Waaaaaaaaah !!!!!
Yep, another weirdo.
Done nothing to help the Posh only Image does it, Billy Bragg he ain’t.
Ok Gudio you are a little to old to be going to raves now. Dropping Es at you age is a little embarrassing.
Guido might be still going to them, he has to have them to keep him going, the legs do not move as they used to, and is getting a bit over weight (aren’t we all)
Apparently “Dave” has a full size picture of himself as James Bond on the wall of his office….or it might by Johnny English of course given his record of incompetence since becoming Prime Minister
You are being rotten to the Dear Leader, he is trying his best
Caterina de Medici says ;
i thought we had garrotted you years ago de Borja .
Must be losing our touch .
Please remember we will be coming round shortly for yet more contributions to
cover the expected short fall in current EUSSR 2012 budget.
Of course Comrade D a v e has already pledged to give more money
without a second thought, after all its mostly p l e b s who pay the most
Tax !!
yeah … and more importantly if he does not cough up you’ve got a few horses heads to stuff down his eiderdown and some floating sleeping fishes with which to enchant Samantha haven’t you ?
Altogether now, he’s a wonker…
Have you spelt that correctly?
This man shouldn’t be within a million miles of the Tory conference. His presence just encourages the metropols from W11, and discourages all natural Tory voters.
But natural Tory voters vote UKIP these days.
The Ukippers will take from Liebore and the Cons but if the economy hasn’t got much better by the start of 2015 the Cons will lose most of the right wing vote, enough to let young Teddy in
Shh ! You’re giving away my game plan.
In this blog of yours, I found so many interesting themes and even if I did not yet responded to none, you to know that I read them with great interest. Success.
Awful person (man) ?