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Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
French Youth Fleeing Socialism | Reason
Councils Should Not Blow Cash Subsidising Arts | Harry Phibbs
Old Holborn on Twitter Exile | Backbencher
Attorney General Warns Press Over Rebekah & Andy | Media Guido
UKIP Pros and Cons | Allister Heath
“The Double Income No Kids Existence” | Alex Deane
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
The Crown Court
at Southwark
Daily List for Friday 5 October 2012 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane
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Court 2 – sitting at 10:00 AM
BEFORE THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY
For Mention (Defendant to Attend)
T20127076 HUHNE Christopher
Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981
For Mention
T20127076 PRYCE Vasiliki
Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981
Vasiliki Pryce? Wasn’t he in The Abominable Dr Phibes?
I remember the last movie Vincent Pr!ce was in, playing a “mad scientist” who creates a robot in the image of a young man who means well, but, because the builder died before the “young man” could be finished, the poor schnook ended up with no common sense about how to handle himself, and was forever getting himself into trouble; you may remember the film– “Edward Milibands” I believe it was called.
I wonder if we will ever find out why Vasiliki Pryce is not required to attend but Christopher Huhne is?
They are both attending now, today as well. I guess Huhne must have failed in getting the case against him dismissed.
http://www.courtserve.net/courtlists/current/crown/sthwk_T121004.01.htm
Judging from the f—- crap layout, I guess The Crown Court at Southwark are not IT literate.
BEFORE THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY.
You couldn’t make it up!, Good job it’s in closed court;
“Chris Huhne: Shut yer mouth Vicky, You Slag!”.
Well well .. now we know what Vicky was really short for …
“Contempt of court is a court order which, in the context of a court trial or hearing, declares a person or organization to have disobeyed or been disrespectful of the court’s authority. Often referred to simply as “contempt,” such as a person “held in contempt,” it is the judge’s strongest power to impose sanctions for acts which disrupt the court’s normal process.
A finding of contempt of court may result from a failure to obey a lawful order of a court, showing disrespect for the judge, disruption of the proceedings through poor behaviour, or publication of material deemed likely to jeopardize a fair trial.
I wonder what’s going on?
In this case it is reporting restrictions, that is what it was saying on monday. That’s why you have not read or seen anything of it in the press.
Quote from Wiki “Under the Contempt of Court Act 1981 it is criminal contempt of court to publish anything which creates a real risk that the course of justice in proceedings may be seriously impaired. It only applies where proceedings are active, and the Attorney General has issued guidance as to when he believes this to be the case, and there is also statutory guidance. The clause prevents the newspapers and media from publishing material that is too extreme or sensationalist about a criminal case until the trial is over and the jury has given its verdict.
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Stop eating.
Now you have really offended Pickles.
I always eat pickles with my pies.
Don’t take everything in moderation Bob.
“You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…”
Alternatively you’re neither, because Guido is busy being stuck up his own rectum.
Being stuck up his own rectum by whom?
Christopher, very unparliamentary language used there!
Er, who are the first to go on the streets and riot and indulge in violence? That’s correct, the left.
Chunk Yoghurt (Cenk Uygur), who got sacked from MSNBC in 2011 for being “too Leftie”. (How Leftie are you if even MSNBC gives you the heave-ho?) And the incident he is referencing was a disturbance between two people who may have imbibed a bit of a given Friday night, by all accounts, and it was prosecuted as “public intox” and not as a “hate-crime” (his word against hers as to what was said). What gave this story any currency at all was that the young man is a very vocal anti-immigration activist and Representative Tancredo was a rather, shall we say, “quixotic” Presidential candidate who once mooted nuking Mecca as a possible way of fighting Is*lam*ic jihadists. (A bit premature for that, wouldn’t you say?) This was Uygur’s chance to kill two birds with one stone, to brand the young man as a hatemonger and Tancredo as an “enabler,” as they say, of such people.
S I see the labour conference bullied, booed and heckled a schoolgirl who said she was attending an Academy.
The true face of divisive labour revealed.
One Nation includes people we disagree with, doesn’t it?
Just goes to show that militwit didn’t really mean all that one nation hot air doesn’t it? Hope the incident has been captured on film for tonight’s news bulletins.
This is a non-story so we will not be mentioning it.
Ah maybe it’ll be another ITV scoop then or a Sky exclusive!
Guido was at the conference. I do hope he was present for this and got a video of it – might be a chance to make a bob or two here selling it to the Independent TV news stations.
Not to the extent of behaving boorishly patronisingly and in a hostile group – think manner to what is still a single defenceless but singleminded little girl .
As you see I do not pepper my critique of you with any similarly cheap vulgarities —-
WANKER !!
Hope the Guidogram is a bit more accurate than his reporting of the presidential debate. Despite his headline of “bookies cut odds”, the only bookies that matter in this race (the Las Vegas ones) still will not give better than 2-5 about Obama. And they have not called an election wrong since 1948. If you can get better from elsewhere take the odds. Obama has it sewn up.
As you know Smallbore In my case at least you are preaching to the converted .
Mitt(y) put on a far better show than I expected last night and Hosannah was a slow motion train wreck compared to his previous outings . But there are still two debates to go and Hossie will come out of the traps honed and hosed and ready not to commit the same errors again .
Even if Mitt(y) DOES win the last two debates he is still at present roughly 40-60 behind the Hossanah man . That s a HELL of a lot of ground to make up AND overtake. In four weeks he has to claw back eleven or more percentage points– an impossibility ( unless of course you count the Ryder Cup score !!)
Journalists are allowed to report why there’s been some delays in the case. Nothing too exciting. But it’s likely the trial now won’t start until Feb 2013
AREN’T allowed i mean
Normally we won’t enter water to save a drowning man.
Operation overkill? Ridiculous moment two fully clothed policemen wade into swimming pool to drag a nuisance swimmer out
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212789/Operation-overkill-Ridiculous-moment-fully-clothed-policemen-wade-swimming-pool-drag-nuisance-swimmer-out.html#ixzz28LQzhdS4
Even the BBC are having to admit defeat and report the Jimmy Savile story now. I suspect this can of worms will be opened wide soon and we will really see some nasty stuff come out.
The worms wont have got to him yet, will they?
Here we go on Savile (Appropriate last four letters in his name). The plan to rub the BBC in it is to never, never, never, never, never accept from the BBC a) their explanations b) their excuses c) their own version of events d) their apologies e) anything else they say on the matter. Ignore them! Keep on at it for ever. Question it. Challenge it. Deny them. Make it daily headlines.
In other words treat them EXACTLY as they have treated Mitchell, Murdoch, Christianity, Tories, Romney, Israel, climate sceptics, indeed anybody that doesn’t fit their ideology or prejudiced viewpoint.
Time to go on the offensive against the offensive BBC!
The BBC don’t like it up ‘em.
Spot on
Exactly, there needs to be a full investigation into the BBC (where is Ed Miliband when you need a bandwagon started?)
Will the BBC report this?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9586024/Gary-Glitter-raped-a-girl-in-Jimmy-Saviles-dressing-room.html
A Labour conference delegate was heckled from the floor when she mentioned her school. Joanne, an immigrant who came to this country seeking political asylum and is about to read law, came face to face with the vested interests that blight education reform: the hall did not like the fact that she went to an Academy school. A delegate started shouting about comprehensive schooling, much to the horror of those around her.
Michael Gove has come down on the girl’s side: ‘Heckling a schoolgirl because she goes to an academy is disgraceful. But it also shows the real face of Labour – a party where aspiration and achievement gets booed. Stephen Twigg needs to condemn this and the culprit must be expelled from the party. This pupil is a credit to her school and proof that we need to expand the Academies programme.’
I will agree with anyone who can get the police off my back. Is Handycock Around?
Try Chris Hoooooooooooooooooooooon.
That’s the problem of course, labour is not a party that believes in hard work or achieving one’s aspirations.
It has always been and will always be the party for bringing everyone down to the lowest uneducated, welfare dependant level possible.
Unless of course you are a member of the wealthy labour elite like the militwits or hatty harpic then your children will get every benefit to ensure their success.
We’re in this for the long duration. Like Muzzys, we plan far ahead.
It’s almost as bad as frogmarching ancient anti-war protestor Walter Wolfgang out of the Labour conference a few years ago.
Yes exactly! Labour showing it’s true colours yet again!
Of course it is a disgrace, but not very different to the Bullingdon episode in the 70s where they picked on an ex-comprehensive girl on a night out. In this case however they did not realise she was the girlfriend of a member of the Uni rugby team and got badly pulped. It would be nice if something similar could happen this time…..
That is because Labour is a one notion party.
The BBC won’t be reporting this.
Labour is the dependent party.
One nation – workers and shirkers.
One nation – creditors and debtors.
One nation – unions and job creators.
One nation – yet Labour create division by class.
Ed Miliband said he was “deeply concerned” about the allegations surrounding Sir Jimmy Savile and it is important to “get to the bottom of what happened”.
He’ll need to start with labour Islington Council and a certain margarethodge then!
Wow!, a message from the Establishment allowing the judiciary do some real investigating into the Establishment corruption and perversions , yeh throw a bone to the dogs,if they get closer throw a real bone to the dogs but the Establishment must remain pure after all , troughing rights will be lost.
I think this whole secret courts for rich people has gone beyond a joke.
Agreed. It’s high time our rotten legal system is sorted out.
First thing we do – let’s hang all the lawyers.
Freddie Star…injunction..ITV……what’s it all about?
It’s about Cameron doing a one off double act with Blair and their both spouting an apology to all abused under age hamsters who are now living with no heads .
A young model fell to her death from an apartment balcony at a hotel being used by delegates attending the Labour party conference. The 23-year-old, who has been named in reports as Latvian model Laura Pahomova, plunged nine floors to her death at the Light Boutique Aparthotel in Manchester.
Who else was in the room with her at the tim? what labour conference folks were staying there? & why is it being hushed up?
Could this be Labour’s Milligan moment?
This story has been spiked.
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Nation load of bollocks again FFS!!!!
h 4rry c0le tweet
“Freddie Starr eat my beaver “
jimmy garry and freddie all in the same sentence!!
Is that a Judge’s sentence?