Small Guido Win as Gove Launches Formal Investigation
This silly-season Guido decided to run on some rather niche, but important, local stories while Westminster was quiet. As a result the Department for Education have launched an investigation into the school scandal that shook the Isles of Scilly and Guido brought to central government’s attention.
Guido also understands that the Isle of Scilly council are set to face another investigation by the Information Commissioner for consistently refusing to acknowledge or act on Freedom of Information requests. Not least his own…
The days remaining for this tin-pot banana republic run by locally loathed council Chief Executive Philip Hygate seem numbered.
The £100,000-a-year dictator is at the heart of the whole mess.
Soviet Socialist Republic of Scilly
Thoviet Thothalitht Republic of Thilly
Thoviet Thothalitht Republic of Thilly
Sovio socolick repub… place. No, it’s too hard for me.
Get on yer bike, Jonesy!
I’m engraving that in my
turntomb.Have you been to Sicily BTW?
Scilly sausage.
There was a young lass named Cecily;
An expert, she was, in bacilli.
Her close friend Bathsheba
Sent her an amoeba
But she’d rather have had some Caerphilly.
A speakers wife name of Sally
Stripped in a gypsy man’s chalet
you could hear the applause
when she dropped her drawers
and the hair on her head didn’t tally
Tresco – every little helps.
There is a lot hidden that will soon be in the public domain.
The odd Brazilian Wandering Spider, for example.
Scummy wanker! I’m going to take him outside and shoot him in front of his family.
G will provide the cross-hairs shortly.
Philip Hygate, more silly than Scilly.
More scalps to hang on the offices of Guido Central.
you need to look further – Cornwall (comedy) county council and the isles of scilly published a statistic – 50 – 60% of council employees, in 2011, were in the pay bracket £46,500 – £57,500. What pisses me off more than somewhat is that I have to pay council tax to pay these salaries.
Bastards.
That probably excludes all the front line grunts who do what we would normally think of as ‘the work’, because they’ll all be employed by agencies.
It’th very hard to take anyone theriously if they come from the Thilly Ithleth, becauthe thaying “I am from the Thillieth” jutht maketh you thound thtupid.
Take the silver spoon out of your mouth Ed, we can’t understand a word you’re saying.
Multimillionaires eh.
Well done Guido for getting this to a wider audience.
i recall harold and mary wilson had a holiday home in the scillies
not sure what if anything that says really …
I think they went there when he retired/his illness became too bad
I’m buried there but Mary and I holidayed there for many years beforehand.
Mary is still soldiering on.
- ‘ee used to go there long before retirin’ (‘ee used to boast ‘ow everyone down ‘ere used to love ‘im: ‘Every time I get off the train at Penzance, a man rushes up to me shouting ‘Evening, Harold!’ ‘ -you’ve got to be local to understand this). In the Pub on St. Mary’s, ‘ee always used t’ave a half-pint of beer on the counter, so that, when a man with a camera come in, he could push ‘is Gin and tonic out of sight, and be pictured half-pint in hand… course, down ‘ere, only incomers and the floatin-gin-palace fraternity (Helford’s full of ‘em!) drink ‘alves…
Looking at the news, I am wondering what is going to happen when, inevitably, some journal publishes pictures of Mohammed’s tits?
That’s approx 1.6billion x 2
They won’t be as big as his nose
I’m hooked.
Well they couldn’t print pictures of the tits of Mohammad’s wife, 7 year old girls don’t have breasts.
You were good on Chnnel 4 news tonight… OOPs sorry that was your Brother Faisal lol sorry
Guido you have informed on the godfather, check your bed in case there is a horses head in there, well done, do you think the islanders will make you an honoury Scillian
Make him an Ofstead he can’t refuse.
Maybe he could stack shelves at Trescos?
He could be the chief bryher…
Keep away, shades of the Wicker Man.
The “lost souls” of these islands know what happens to those who rebel– the Sayer Of The Law reminds them: “The House Of Pain!”
I think Private Eye was onto this a long time before you Guido. Nice try though, anything that helps to expose Hygate’s bully-boy tactics has to be welcomed.
Gullivers Travels Pt. 6… Washed up on the Isles Of Silly.
Isn’t that Labour’s conference slogan this year?
A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, “Low Bridge Ahead.”
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?” The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”
Yankee go home
My local shops and especially the market usually work out cheaper than Tescos, Sansbury’s, Asda and Lidl. Most of these companies have ‘basics’ type ranges: but even these still work out as more expensive. Any of their meat or deli products can be bought considerably cheaper elsewhere, and they deliberately set out to make price comparisons difficult for much of the frech fruit and veg, which is often not all that fresh or tasty anyway. Many of the offers are bogus, caused by fictionalising previous prices and then pretending to take money off. This is especially so in the booze aisles.
The attraction is mainly in the illusion of time saved not going from shop to shop and speaking to human beings, but by the time you have factored in the queues at the checkout (which are increasingly self service anyway) and in and out of the car park, they don’t save all that much of that either.
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I was the third in the bed.
‘third’ ?
That explains the stains!
That explains the mess
Turd
I can now reveal our big secret.
Gordon was a nexus-6.
The owl would have made a better job of it.
Never could keep her mouth shut.
Scilly or just daft?
..behind the times , old son: at least fifty years ago, the saying was ‘Went ['ee, understood] Scilly: come back daft.’
http://tinyurl.com/8mczbff
That will cheer up the neighbours.
It’s like Devil’s Island here
http://www.geraldscarfe.com/shop/politics/private-eye-cover-wilson-right-behind-johnson/
Al Beeb have some coverage.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-19650784
The political class are itching to take full control of all islands around Great Britain, including Man and the Channel Islands. Why else do you think they constantly spin against them.
As I understand it the fight on the scillies is between the locals and their local govt chief who seems to think his grip on complete power is untouchable.
Pride comes before a fall.
Oh and well done Guido for keeping this clown in the public eye until someone does something about him.
Channel 4 (BBC lite) giving us more lefty bollocks. They round up a load of mong like unemployed students then sit them in front of David Miliband and Stella Creasy (nice legs but dim)…but I didn’t see anyone from the Government, perhaps like the BBC, C4 still think Liebore should be in power?
All these mong like students seemed to be of the same type, Media Studies or Economics students, like the Country needs more of those.
You don’t come across many unemployed engineers do you? They never ask these students why they didn’t study something useful at university.
Some dopey bitch moaned that she had a degree and couldn’t get a job in Sainsbury’s. I suspect they don’t need many economics students who think they are above shelf stacking.
Miliband then spouted up that China and India are churning out millions of graduates every year…. yes but they churn out engineers, software writers, doctors and scientists.
We turn out stoned lefty arts graduates all wanting to work for the BBC for 200K a year.
Quite why anyone would ask a mong like Miliband for advice on getting a real job is beyond me.
By ‘eck thee has a big fuckin’ gob on thee lad eh?
Try one of me latest creations, I calls it a “Pezzer Burger” ‘appen it’ll shut thee up for a for a minute or three.
http://s9.postimage.org/5x6mvga5r/John_Prescott_Burger.jpg
Problem is as well most of those meeja study grads got into those worthless uni courses on btecs and nvqs.
No maths, science, languages, history, geography gcses or anything useful. That’s what 13 years of labour has done for us.
Most of them can’t even spell. I’ve been fighting the system for several years because of falling standards and kids being pushed to the bottom of the pile rather than being encouraged to achieve something worthwhile under that worthless education minister bullyballs.
Well Gove has finally got to grips with the diseased education system that labour bequeathed us and is putting it right.
So now at least for the kids that come after the 1998-2010 debacle, there is hope.
The 1997-2010 reign of terror will cast a long shadow in to the future.
Yes it will – there are 1000′s of children out there who have been pushed into worthless btecs and nvqs and diplomas in photograohy and the like who struggle to even find part-time jobs in asda.
Labour has much to answer for especially in their failed field of education and ruined lives.
Ah, but high (and rising) youth unemployment is purely the fault of “Evil Tory Cuts” (c) 2010-2012 Labour Party.
Nothing to do with Labour insisting that Schools Must Not Produce Winners (c) 1997-2010 Labour Party.
Youth Unemployment ran at it’s highest level EVER during the 1997-2010 Reign of Terror – why was that?
+10
I don’t think that students are very bright writing off retail as too lowly a career. For example, Asda starts its graduates on 40K and an Audi A4.
Tesco pay a pretty median amount for their people.
A bakery manager is on 27-30k
Ordinary night manager 30-35k
Senior manager/night manager – 60-80k
Large Store manager -110-150k
Its not banker’s and human rights lawyers salaries. But its still in the top 5%.
Then there are the buyers/designers/advertising/ location/legal/transport/logistics/maintenance jobs.
Stacking shelves is rung one. In a retail organisation usually up to half or more of the senior people in every department and sector have come up from rung one.
And supermarkets have a lot more benefits than high street chains. Canteens. Restrooms. flexi hours.unions. clear progression and training.
The C4 session didn’t look too bad. Some bosses telling it like it is.
The problem was Creasy and Miliband spouting shit and C4 not pointing out to these kids (so the ones at home who might learn) that a degree in art or media studies won’t get you a job.
University should be for the best to study for courses where a degree is part of the skill set required.
I want the guy who designs the plane I fly on to have studied aeronautical engineering, I don’t care if the twat who reads the news, read art or not at uni or shoved charlie up their nose.
A bakery manager is on 27-30k
Ordinary night manager 30-35k
Senior manager/night manager – 60-80k
Large Store manager -110-150k
Good grief, they offer all that money and they still only manage to attract mongs.
Better class of mong at Morrison’s apparently. Alan Hanson cant be wrong
Obama will meet Aung San Suu Kyi.
Because it helps Obama.
Yep. Just like gordon courted obama because he thought it would help get him re-elected. Altho in gordon’s case he was wrong again.
In obama’s case though I don’t think it’s Aung San Suu Kyi who’ll get him re-elected but mittromney with his foot permanently in his mouth.
Bet he doesn’t swim across her pond in the dark riidup
Dare to hope! Hope to dare! We are change! I, for instance, am a quarter, while Vice-President Whatsisface is a nickel! Mah fellow Amurrikins, we are the future! And ah say to you, this is our country! Our homes and fields and offices and factories! Our impeccable dental work, our suits, our pants or, of course, our skirts; Our underpants and our pantyhose! Yes, ah say to you, underwear you can believe in! God bless America!
Oh dear. Yet more embarrassment for our Kate:
http://bit.ly/PU3yjF
Cat. Are you whiskas or Kittee Kat, or do you like the dried stuff. ie china white with Tuna..
I know you are going to find this hard to swallow but my favourite meal is a peppered steak.
I have sympathy with her but she was very unwise in appe@ring outside in such a state of undress.
Even without the presence of a hidden photographer with long range lens she was exposed to servants and security folks who all have mobile phone/camera equipment and she should have known better.
harry, after all had just found out the need for more circumspection. She should have learnt from it.
I have sympathy with her but she was very unwise in appe@ring outside in such a state of undress.
Even without the presence of a hidden photographer with long range lens she was exposed to servants and security folks who all have mobile phone/camera equipment and she should have known better.
h @ rry, after all had just found out the need for more circumspection. She should have learnt from it.
Has he had a circumspection?, looks through viewfinder x 40.
But we didn’t get a chance to see whether he was circumspect or not, did we? The “Royal Sceptre” was out of view, FFS!
That’s what you think, I’ve got valuable footage.
Down here again nell.
Fuck knows why?
I just hope we don’t get any revelations from Her Majesty and the Duke of Windsor.
No need to worry about Her Maj – In all her years as Queen she’s never put a foot wrong – not going to start now.
Kate will learn.
Diana did lol
Fucking great to have Dallas back. JR Ewing is my rolemodel.
I’m not sure why but his tv character so reminds me of bliar!
Please. Bliar is a charmless wretch who ruined millions of lives. JR’s got charisma and he only goes after business rivals.
Indeed, and in the grand scheme of things JR doesn’t exist.
Sadly the same can not be said of Mr triple six head.
Suggestion to Kate,sorry love however you might not like it,you are now in the public eye compliments of the avarice of the MSM in their quest for CASH.
Take my advice,make sure that your privacy is absolute privacy because this gang of cash hunters will stop at nothing,including unforseen death to gain cash.
Supermarkets are the worse thing ever to appear in this land,that is apart from lying corrupt politicians.
Producers are being nailed to the cross by the supermarket crimminals in their quest for bigger profits for their shareholders.
In my case I have for some time spent my money in supporting local shops,yes it costs me a bit more but I do go to bed thinking that I have supported our local economy.
Small potatoes compared to the Department of Health allowing Primary Care Trusts to offload their Community Health Services to private “Community Interest Companies / Social Enterprises” created by former management of the same services, offering “guaranteed contracts” if a “right to request” application was successful.
Not only did the DoH ignore national and EU procurement law by not putting them out to tender, but a good case could be made that they “induced” (read bribed) the said same management to choose that route on the basis of secure contracts and nice fat pay rises.
Gloucester PCT got caught out doing the same thing, only changing the procedure as part of an out of court settlement prior to the start of a judicial review, and that was a £450 million contract.
Please vote for me, please please! *cry*
*sniff* I’mmm sorry it was WRONG! *sob* I shouldn’t have promised that!!
*Whaaaaaaaar* There was no money left!!
Socialist Republic ruled by Millionaires – bit like Britain under Labour then