Grant Shapps’ How to Guide for CCHQ Team Reshuffles
Have you ever landed a fancy new job and then got stuck wondering just how you are going to reshuffle the team below you? Well fear not, internet guru Grant Shapps has just the solution for you. Watch with amazement as the new Tory top dog announces his beefed up team:
Deputy Chairman:
- Sarah Newton MP
Vice Chairmen:
- Alok Sharma MP – BME Communities
- Richard Harrington MP – Campaign Finance
- Bob Neill MP – Local Government
- Michael Fabricant MP – Parliamentary Campaigning
- Nicola Blackwood MP – Social Action
- Geoffrey Clifton-Brown MP – International Affairs
- Alan Lewis – Business
- Andrew Stephenson MP – Youth
With rebellious LibDem getting promoted, note Blackwood and Clifton-Brown keep their jobs despite voting against the whips on Lords reform. No such luck for Conor Burns and Angie Bray…
Fell sorry for Conor Burns. he seems ok.
You really are one sad fuck.
Agree, you really need to fuck off and die
Is Moussa Koussa actually 81lly
Who cares?
I most certainly am not
Sarah Newton is a Europhile.
I know this to be true as she told me so.
Horrible woman.
A shower of sh*te.
We only had rain
Many hours after Guido ran the story, the BBC play catch up. But then they forgot that Deadwood Miliband was snapped with one of the happy buyers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19560284
http://www.petitiononline.com/time2go/petition.html
This cannot be allowed to happen. The BBC is fantastic value for money. Where else can you get such fantastic programming, news, documentaries, drama and a myriad of radio stations, plus massive online archive material for just over £12 a month?
The British people are rightly and justifiable proud of this world-renowned institution, which sells its programmes all over the world.
Yes there are lots of people in there who earn far too much, and in this age of ‘we’re all in it together’ this should now be reversed, but I have every confidence in the new Director General.
The BBC also needs to curb its bureaucracy a little bit, but it is still a world-beater. We should celebrate it as a beacon in a field if advert-induced X-Factor Murdochian dross.
The BBC is fantastic value for money.
So make it a voluntary subscription.
“trade your way to the USA”. what on earth can that be about.
I’ll be watching Sarah Beenie tonight. Not for the obvious reasons. much.
However, her programs do give you a sense of where Britain is going wrong. I used to think “property ladder” was crap without watching it back when the bubble was growing, but if you paid attention she was often pointing out that people were being dicks.
“Double your house for half the money”. uh oh. that is actually official conservative policy.
There was no bubble. The economy really was growing and I wasn’t just borrowing 2%, 3%, 4% of GDP during the boom years to pay the one million public sector workers I recruited back in 2001. It was all real. And it only ended because the banks wouldn’t lend even more money to people who had no hope of paying it back. And that’s all America’s fault.
The entire ‘boom’ was real and built on sound economic grounds. The bust was entirely unrelated to the boom. Nobody could have seen it coming.
Look over there – ideological cuts.
It wasnae me.
Clearly deranged or waiting for the huge BBC pension
Or he likes to see that scottish bloke with long hair standing about at the seaside when its windy. 9pm BBC2.
Neither actually
The DIE WITCH T-shirts are sold out everywhere. Guido can you find out if the company who make them will be completing another print run. I have 14 pre-orders already.
I can’t believe they’ll be too forceful about copyright so you could just buy some iron-on A4 paper from WHSmith, print ‘em on a colour printer and iron ‘em on some blank T-shirts.
Be sure to charge a big fat mark-up.
sold out indeed!
Are those T-shirts referring to me ?
Has TREVOR KAVANAGH been arrested yet.
Has Blair?
YAWN
Has Mr or Ms Koussa “(I’m stoopid) still got their job writing shite for the Miliband HQ?
*You’re*
Please please don’t forget Piers Morgan
Or the Kinnockios, the Tourettes Campbells, the Miliblands, the Blair Witch Project and the deranged Mr Brown Stuff…..the Balls Ups, the Barber Shop Quartet, the Harman Witch………………etc etc etc
I thought we were talking about phone hacking.
I thought Piers Morgan was in the frame for that.
jgm2 I really do hope so
A collection of non-entities
A post about Grant Shapps. How boring. This will be my only contribution to this thread.
Talking of Gwurant Shhnaps…You didnt have a thread about Grants Wikipedia page…Seems most of it is a load od Boll*cks, edited by “”himself”"…..LOL
Shapps is the cousin of Mick Jones, a former member of punk rock band The Clash.
I am a big fan of the five knuckle reshuffle
I thought you fired your staff via nokia. i.e. you chucked it at them.
I see that Mr Schnapps thinks we should take out loans to buy jetskis.
How neoendogenous of him.
We’ll do you a deal
I need 1500bn until 2015. Name your terms.
4214% apr. But we want it back at the end of the month.
876543% APR.
Fail to repay and he boys come round and break your fuckin’ arms and legs.
Its ok, I’m going to buy a small fibreglass boat dinghy tender for rowing fishing pleasure, off ebay.
You are mistaking us for loan sharks
I’m not going to need a bigger boat.
Grant Shapps can jog on.
Guido has also failed to note, that all the latest electoral opinion polls, published in the last 48 hours show Tory support falling even further than before The Summer Of Call Me Dave.
Glad you’re awake to notify us of this startling new fact. Thought from your scintillating post at 13 that you had fallen asleep.
I think it is the twilight of Dave now
Freddie the Fraudster beat me to it!
How many MPs have committed Adultery… Statistics Please.