Yet More Unexplained Cheques in Wandsworth Fraud Scandal
The longer Wandsworth Council keep their heads in the sand about their audit committee councillor and a missing £20,000 from Tory coffers, the murkier the cover up looks. So far Robert Morritt has claimed that the blank cheques he was writing to himself were for his “expenses”. That excuse cannot work all the time though…
As Guido understands it, Wandsworth Conservative Group has a detailed system in place for the purchase of stamps. This system, which involves cheques being signed by two signatories and presented with a special guarantee card, has been used for years. In the first five months of 2008 WCG forked out some £20,000 for stamps in the normal manner. Why then did Morritt himself claim a further £5,000 during this period to purchase stamps on WCG’s behalf?
On 26 February 2008 a cheque was written to Morritt for £2,000, apparently to buy stamps, while on 2 April he was paid another £3,000 for the same reason. £2,000 worth of stamps were bought using the regular method on 20 February – six days before Morritt’s first purchase – while another £1,000 worth were bought on 31 March, two days before his second cheque was issued. Why were so many stamps needed in such a short space of time? Why did Morritt deviate from the standard procedure and buy the stamps himself, with no counter-signature? When are Wandsworth Council going to stamp down…
See also:
- Justine Greening’s Agent in Addison Lee Fraud Mess
- Wandsworth Tory Auditor in Voodoo Accounting Mystery
- More Questions Over Morritt’s Missing Money
- Morritt Pocketed Election Deposit Dosh
- Wandsworth Tories Demand Guido “Desist”
- The £20,000 Question for Wandsworth Conservatives
- Wandsworth Gags Councillors Over Tory Fraud
Time to call the police in. Public money is involved and any crooks need to be flushed out.
‘Nuff said really.
Not as much as fun as now though.
Have they never heard of franking machines? Far more efficient than joining the queues of living-dead at the local Post Office.
Not much chance of fiddling cash with franking machines old boy. All you can get with them is a few free birthday cards and party invites.
Top blogging fat boy! I legged it with £50m+ from Westminster and the dozy schmucks gave me a knighthood. G_d I luv the goy and their ‘Irish’ bloogers! Luvs ya, Shirl.
I sold peerages left right and centre and I’m still walking the streets.
Keep on with that bone Senor Fawkes. Help send that crooked audit man out of public life.
You want me to stamp on this?
8 ‘Let me be quite frank…’
8 – ‘We’re going to be pushing the envelope here…’
I thought it was members’ money, not public.
Maybe they are keeping their “heads in the sand” for a reason. Maybe they dont want the police involved because of what they might find out.
Oink oink oink said the little piggy.
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It is public money. Politicians are guardians of it, and I should know because I have been a politician for 45 years, obviously it is there to be used for our benefit. QED. Boaz.
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.co.uk/2010/10/handycock-rides-gravy-train.html
Well said Handy. We politicians have been given the right to manage public money and manage it we do. Boaz.
With so many stamps – WHO licks the envelopes! ?
Answer me that Sir !! Answer me I say !!!
I don’t like licking the envelopes, the adhesive is made from rendered bovine/horse bones. I get the kids to do it.
Huh! that’s nothing! I got my kid to eat BSE burgers!
Guido: Your #1 source for stationary expense irregularity scandals.
Benefit of the doubt Jimmy. Stationary or stationery?
Ouch.
Quickest I’ve seen you stopped, mate.
Leftism does need halting.
Stationary or stationery? ‘E’ is for envelopes.
… and A is for pAper. Quite simple really.
jimmy desperate as ever to prove he’s the saddest shitstain on the blog.
here’s the gold medal now fuck off and die
I use to know a stationary clerk, didn’t do much
And dynamic ones too!
The price of a 2nd class stamp in 2008? About 30p I think.
So £5,000 would buy some 16,666 stamps.
Seems rather a lot.
The good thing about stamps is their face value remains.
So they are very easy to sell on to a business or company for about 3/4 value.
Not that I would know anything about that. Quango junior runs an internet business from the large garage/office/pool room of the 2nd home.
Back in the sunshine days of 2008 MPs used to do the same expenses trick.
Receipt for ‘various items’ -£25k -please pay via fees office and hurry up about it!
And having sold the stamps at 3/4 value the receiver then invoices them out to customers and clients at full value.
Where is that Mrs Dick?
Thank you for doing the calculation for me BQ.
Based on the size of the various Tory constituency groups that I have some slight knowledge of, there must be an awful lot more Tories in Wandsworth than there are out in the sticks ( improbable) , or the stamp bill should have been an enormous red flag ( probable).
This is your 197th comment this year. We must be doing something right if you keep coming back, eh?
Good grief, do you keep a tally of the number of comments each of your windowlickers makes? Who is #1? Let me see, would he by any chance be named 81lly?
You mean B.B., and I do not mean Bridget Bardot they don’t make ‘em like that nowadays do they, probably in house now
Is that the test? What a lovely thing to say.
You’re welcome.
how to remember how to spell stationery
stationery contains an “e” for envelopes
198th
Wandsworth Council keep their heads in the sand
I keep mine up my arse.
To be fair Dave, it’s the best place for it.
It’s a fair cop guv,I’ll come clean.
You got me bang to rights.
Andrew Efiong – This is not public money and is not a matter for the Council’s Standards’ Committee until there is a Police investigation which is not going to happen unless the Wandsworth Tories ask for one. The Wandsworth Conservative Group referred to in the various stories is the grouping of the 3 Conservative constituency parties in Wandsworth, not the Conservative Group on the Council. The ‘victims’ in this case are the members of the 3 Wandsworth Conservative constituencies and not Wandsworth Council Tax Payers.
It’s still public money. It’s money that members of the public (albeit primarily Conservative members) have paid to the Wandsworth Conservative Group.
weary is right. It’s not public money and it’s not much to do with the council. It’s very much something to do with the Tory group and certainly something plod should be looking in to.
Although the shady fucker ought not serve on an audit committee, should he?
You English and your obsession with audits and accounts. We laugh at you as we take all your money.
Had to pay the stamp licker. Those stamps don’t lick themseves.
Self adhesives.
No one blows £5,000 on a lickers.
Though come to think about it…
Steady! – we’re a watchin’ yew! – an’ we know wha yew live!
The guy has the face of a cut & shut salesman.
Not the type to let near your chequebook.
He really looks like some Bob Hoskins criminal character, if you ask me, except that Hoskins is handsomer. (About the only time our Bob will ever hear that said about him!)
http://cache2.artprintimages.com/LRG/56/5613/T4PVG00Z.jpg
Tried the link– it ain’t there now. What is it? They don’t allow “Fair Use”? Do they try to make Guido pay for the image or something? (Yeah, like he would ever!)
In any event, it’s true; go to Google Images or Yahoo Images or someplace like that and put in Mona Lisa (Film) or The Long Good Friday. See what I mean.
Fucking BBC. Why do they keep swapping channels mid event? It’s just about impossible to watch anything all the way through on full HD as they keep swapping over to SD BBC2 and BBC3.
Shut the fuck up and pay your TV tax!
I love you BBC.
They’ve set up a 301 HD but that shows shite like Andy Murray and womens footy, they really should have decoupled BBC HD from BBC1 SD and dedicated it entirely to the Olympics. Piss poor planning.
Quite right – left Beedoid!!
We remain deeply, deeply disturbed!!!!!
1. Far too many Union Jacks and British Nationalistic jingoism
2. Overwhelming numbers of White people in the crowds!
3. Overwhelming numbers of White competitors!
4. Not enough effnics visible in the front lines of our screen shots
5. Overwhelming numbers of White people winning medals
6. No Effnic foods or recipes on display
7. No Muzzy sports – for instance, hunt and chastise the raped woman etc
8. no mention of Lesbo, g@y or tr@nsgender politics, sports and news
9. No appearances by the O£ympic Political Officers
10. Military Uniforms displayed by violent, out of control, soldiers standing and pretending to be calm and disciplined!
I must rest now, and work out my bonus that I will claim with impunity!
Very good, you shall receive your bonus with full honers.
BBC1 should be at the velodrome to show us shitting over everyone.
I think after all the fucking money spent hosting the Games, BBC ought to show them instead of listening to old stars wittering away in the studio whilst the races continue behind them
Could not agree more. I have been gobsmacked at that several times now.
OMG I can’t believe it. Just tuned into BBC HD to watch some 3D and first there was Mens beach volley ball followed by Mens trampolining. What a waste of 3D!!
I am voting for Kenny Everrit in the Judo
The Tories gave him a bum disease. And Mercury.
Tory scum always suppress the arts.
More people in the world recognise Boris than Dave.
As a twat?
Well no. As someone who is likable, cleaver witty, fun and talks sense when required. And HE is NOT Politically correct.
Fuck me, please tell me you are not allowed to vote.
He makes me smile/laugh/cum/vomit… So I’ll vote for the lying adulterer, because he is funny, and he always tells the truth, even when he is lying, and is shagging bitches, and abandoning his children, and scrounging expenses, and being a Hunt.
Fuck me, you are living proof why universal suffrage is wank.
He’s got blonde hair, and he makes me laugh, so I am willing to give the twat a nuclear launch code.
What a Hunt you are
Hi Dave
No – seriously!
He’s not One Of Us vis a vis Our Be£oved €USSR
The question that needs to be asked is not ‘Why is Morrit such a thieving bastard’?
Guido knows. It is a better question to ask ‘Why will the people who Morrit has obviously stolen from not report him to the Police?’
There is something amiss here, that involves a whole load of people, not just the fat, thieving, lying Moritt.
Why would anyone in their right mind give anyone else Carte Blanche with their cheque book?
Time will tell.
Or someone else perhaps.
Because he could. The system made it easy with no balances and plenty of Cheques. Exactly the same reason why MPs and Lords exploited and probably still exploit the system. Every claim should carry a receipt and they should be authorised for every claim in the first place. Letting Lords and MPs have a limit before authorisation or receipt is required is a licence for them to fiddle the petty cash.
Take Diane Abbott. She says black cabs will not pick her up, she lives in spitting distance of her place of work yet her claims for Taxi fares are a record breaker.
You miss the point
We all know that thieving fuckers will fucking thieve.
What is pertinent here is that the fuckers this fucker has thieved from will not report the fucker to the fucking police.
Why fucking not?
‘Coz I still got the photos of Justine and George and a little white line.
Na’whar’ar’mean?
I’m hearin’ ya baby!
Nah! – he’s shit scared of what we found – and haven’t reported yet!
No I didn’t miss the point. I pointed out that when the system is corrupt it corrupts those who use it. In this case it is Wandsworth Conservatives but they are by no means alone in the political world of corruptness.
if i pull my cheeks far enough apart i do not need to use toilet roll
….. and I can kiss you better
How fascinating……This one seems to be running and running; where will it end?
If you are spending 20K plus on postages for fuck’s sake you do not use stamps you get a prepaid franking machine.
This sounds like incompetence and possibly fraud in public office.
Were Westminster one of those Councils who thought they were being ever so clever putting Council tax money in too good to be true Icelandic Bank accounts?
Brown actually had the nerve to say no one had lost a penny. The truth is along the lines that not all that money paid into those Icelandic Banks has found its way back to the Council Tax payer. Instead there has been a payment from the good old British taxpayer to cover it all over.
When the Government says it is in negotiations with the Icelandic Government we all know what that means
Ya, it means Gordy said please can we be having back de money and we said go fuck yourself monkey boy.
Now we are having the 5% growths of GDP each time.
How is your banking of the bailouts making you do?
All good for you, ya?
Takk for all de cash.
bye.
Feck off.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
“I love my BRICS !”
“Why then did Morritt himself claim a further £5,000 during this period to purchase stamps on WCG’s behalf?”
Simple – he is a thief.
He will make a fine MP one day.
Mmmm. Bit small scale, Ginny.
Compared to thieving Labour MP’s he’s an amateur.
Not much honesty in public life in the UK anymore is there?
Criminals , troughers,spivs. I think that probably describes UK politics today.
It describes UK public life generally – footballers, reality TV, journalists, bankers – it’s why a lot of people with more than 2 brain cells are totally disengaged.
They say that a dead fish rots from the head
Democracy here’s been a long time dead
All you get now’s an illusory choice
The LibLabCons speak with one paid-for voice
Every word scripted by the rotting E U
Money always talks louder than people do
Politicians lying is the fault of the public. We want them to lie to us. Like when Romney told the truth by saying he didn’t know whether Britain was ready for the Olympics. He was pilloried for his honesty. We wanted him to lie to us. That is the kind of politicians we want them to be. Edwina Curry was sacked for telling the truth about salmonella in eggs. The truth? The public can’t handle the truth.
Yup. It’s time to fess up. It’s all our doing
The MPs’ fibbing and thieving and screwing
Every one of them was a pure paragon
How we envied them as we dared to look on
And, at last, we dragged them down to our levels
Alas, haven’t we been terrible devils!
Channel 4 lefty mong was asking guy who won gold medal for shooting about how few state schools can introduce kids to shooting.
I take it the C4 news twat probably sends his kids to a private school then or he’d know most kids in state schools are introduced to shooting on a daily basis, especially the black ones.
Perhaps they should make drive by shootings an Olympic sport? Black kids from London would be the best in the world.
Typical Channel 4 hack who has no idea about the real world.
I know lads from a comprehensive school who shoot at a local rifle club and Bisley.
Have they ever managed to hit it ?
It’s dipshit wankers like you who are the reason we can’t defend ourselves in our own homes, like most of the rest of the world.
Guido whilst the guy may or may not be crooked this type of think happens all the time within associations – i mean being expedient rather than going down the standard route. I have done it myself many times eg paying for leaflet printing, envelopes, stamps even the rent on the office in order to get it done and then claimed back the money owed – I know many others who have done the same. Though we all had receipts to back it up.
The statute of limitations is 6 years. These purchases should still be on record somewhere. If the guy is (v. unlikely) innocent then he can get the receipts still now and clear his name otherwise he needs to be taken to the cleaners.
Thank you, Your Grace. Succinct as ever, and I do like your purple clobber.
… and “your type of think”. Wouldn’t it be nice if Des was the Archbish of Canterbury instead of that bearded twot we currenlty “enjoy”.
So many stamps.
These Tories must have lots of friends.
I used to think that the Pope was on dope.
Now I’m beginning to think he is the most sensible and honest leader around.
I want some of what you’re having, dear.
Half of holy water coming right up, old lady.
Just wait! You will.
Schrody !!!!! She’s 83 and a quarter, FFS! Have you ever seen two dogs stuck together? That’ll be you, that will.
“Schrody”, as you call him, is one of the race of mighty men chronicled in the Book of Genesis — you know, Ahab begat Ehod, who lived eight hundred and twenty-three years, who begat Coalhod, who lived nine hundred and twelve years, etc., etc., all of which makes his continued flirting with Elsie nothing but GROOMING, a matter for the constabulary I think, unless Elsie can be persuaded to see beyond the mask.
Yeah! Yeah!
And when the police find out that you shoot without any film in your camera, you are going to get your collar felt, mate.
Don’t think that Simon S will help you then, Sweetie…
(Anyway Elsie is not 83. She is ninety six. She told you that! How do I know. She told me in bed last night.)
Ratzinger was in the Hitler Youth and headed up the modern day version of the Inquisition – Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith – for 24 years.
He hates poofs and birth control and has protected priestly paedophiles.
Makes Blair look honest and straightforward
Maybe. But he didn’t start any illegal wars which directly and indirectly killed millions of people all on trumped up information, did he?
All things are relative (except relatives – who are absolute.)
He has poisoned public life in some countries for decades. The protection of paedophile priests in Bavaria was a disgrace that should have disqualified him from further public life.
And no he hasn’t directly started wars like Blair but the papacy has more than enough blood on its hands in that regard over the centuries.
110 Indeed, M’Lady. And what not a lot of people know, is that his reel (joke here!) name, is an anagram of Leni Reifenstahl, and, the reason he was in the Hitler Jugend for such a short time, is that his talent was spotted, and he was swiftly moved… to higher things: if you look closely at ‘Triumph of The Will’, you will spot him, Hitchcock-like, apparently aimlessly milling about on the fringes of the crowds. Liturgy and Faith: what better milieu for someone destined to choreograph and promote the ideals and ideology of …you know who!
You know, M’Lady, I’m often glad that I’m not a Protestant, but a member of the Church of England, so do not have to subscribe to all this ‘Antichrist’, ’666′, nonsense. Do you, perhaps believe also that Joanna Southcott’s box (no grinning, please!) should have been opened by The Bishops? Do you, like Charles Kingsley, think of Jesuits always in terms of ‘sneaking round’? Are you quite convinced that millions more heroic Protestants were burned under ‘Bloody Mary’, than ever Recusants were put to death under Henry, Edward, and Elizabeth? Do you unshakeably hold to the view that Monasteries and Convents were not only centres of idleness and gluttony, but hot-beds of lust?
I suspect that your proud and defiant answer would be, ‘Yes!’, and, if so, I pity you.
Read about the CounterReformation, the Inquisition and the colonial activities of priests in South America in particular.
That’s before we get to Pius XI’s open collaboration with Mussolini and Pius XII’s tacit collaboration with Hitler
We muzzies have ta fast you no, so no watch lympics.
Isn’t it quite amusing to now see the bed wetting, lentil munching sandal wearing lefty mongs all up in arms over two Mus11m fuckwits going to jail for murdering their daughter?
Isn’t part of the “Danny Boyle” view of Britain so loved by the BBC this aspect of 1s1am? Surely Danny Boyle needs to redo the multicultural crap we got last week where the teenage girl meets the boy and goes back home, instead of dancing away the night, shouldn’t she be murdered by her father whilst he reads verses of the Korap out aloud?
So, there seems to be at least one member of the judiciary with his feet planted firmly on the ground instead of up liebor’s backside. I wonder how much longer he will last!
As long as its not in Tuscany………
Or a multi million pound gated London mansion registered in the name of “Mary Jenkins” AKA Polly Toynbee.
Polly. Just because a person owns some land does not make them rich. Why not tax a person on their ability to pay rather than what they have acquired throughout life?
I reckon paying 1% tax is fair.
Indeed it is!
Polly thinks dairy farmers get far too much money and she wants them all to lose their livelihoods.
“Just because a person owns some land does not make them rich. Why not tax a person on their ability to pay rather than what they have acquired throughout life?”
via birthright?
Name me someone who has aquired land in the UK through their labour…fuckwit!
Who mentioned birthright? Why should a person be continuously taxed by the state for owning a bit of land? They pay tax when they buy it and they pay tax when they sell it. FFS what is it with socialists that home owners should be taxed for simply owing a home built on land?
Polly Toynbee, Tony Blair and millions of others.
Loon bat thinks she lives in an up and down in Sheffield.
Oh dear, she’s a nutcase. I’d prefer she didn’t read LVT stuff she’s too thick to understand it.
Wandsworth? At least they have very low Council Tax.
Someone should take a close look at the books at East Herts District Council. I wonder what they would find? Nothing untoward I imagine.
And where is the Inland Revenue Investigations Unit when you need them?
On holiday in the Caymans?
They would probably find that East Herts D.C. gets a lot less government grant than Wandsworth.
Isn’t it time that Wandsworth Torys stamped down on fraud?
He’s a Tory
It’ll be fine…
Somebody needs to stamp down on his bollocks, First class fraud.
The British mens pair won the Olympic rowing bronze medal whilst actually rowing in the New Zealand lane, yet were not disqualified.
No complaints from from China note.
They did interfere or impede any other team and no gain was made from it as New Zealand were well in front and won the gold.
Not to mention the Brit cyclist (actually a kraut) who deliberately fell off his bike as his start was so slow that he wanted another go.
Erm, Spirit of London awards? Oh Lord!
What will they employ – an ouija board?
(The zombies and wampyrs in Parliament
Do, though, emanate a distinctive scent)
Spirit of London? Lighter fuel versus petrol
I reckon Miz Abbott is like Henry Ford. She will accept any colour as long as it is in Bl@ck.
I actually did say that about the Model T, in my autobiography. But don’t believe everything you’ve read or heard about me– history is the bunk.
Thanks for putting that one to bed.
Looking for nominations from Hackney, as opposed to the same old hackneyed nominations, such as Big Momma being named Shadow Public Health Minister, despite herself hardly looking the picture of a healthy middle-aged woman, because it looks good to have someone from a minority community in the position.
Livingston and Jasper – sobvyus innit?
Diane – if overeating. hypocrisy or wasting public money are one of the criteria you are a shoe-in.
To be quite Frank, I would not have franked their stamps.
*stretches out and licks himself*
*in love*
*the E that dares not speak her name*
*Yawwns*
*Idly flicks Schrody’s left bollock*
*Picks nose an flick it*
Tru luv , darlin ♥
E x .
hmmmm LUVELY.
*don’t stop*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wot’s this thread all about then , sweetheart ??
E x .
Sit down darlin an I’ll give yous a lesson in Local Government finances.
It is better if you takes all ur clothes off , hun xx Oh! You have! Fine, then I’ll begin:
It is all about putting things in an takin them out, darlin , You might find it a bit difficult to follow in the abstract so I will expains first an we can have a practical afterwards.
Claims goes in – cash comes out. Do you follow me so far? Yes? Great!
Now this happens repeatedly and gets bigger and bigger. It goes on for as long as you can.
Ready for the practical?
*Thinks*
It goes in an out an gets bigger , babes ???
..like Elsie’s colostomy bag , you means ??
Sorry auntie …. it is true , tho
E x .
You have this delicious way of weavin a fine fabric of tenderness and compassion around our entanglement that really brings alll the sounds an aromas out , babes .
It’s like a breath of fresh air , really .
Na night , hun
Loves you soooo much ♥♥♥♥
Na night , darlin x x
Quite a night !!!
Sleep well ♥
E x .
Oh, the usual filth. I think they call themselves politicians.
In England a cat belongs to no man Schrödіnger.
Piss off , babes x .
Anyways , we’s in East Angular , ain’t we SC ??
E x .
*licks eyebrows contentedly*
Purrrrrrr
Schrödіnger you don’t posses any cat.
*listens to his favourite Depussy piano number, Clear De Salune, always played at closing time in the beautifully half-timbered Queen’s Head*
She is hard work, though.
Tell me about it.
You say he ahsn’t got a cat? – well I’m hear to tell you HE HAS!!!
Do you squeak when you come, dear?
You’ve heard of the Mouse that Roared haven’t you me old love?
Well you’re talking to him now!
And when I come – the erath moves!!!
++SPLAT++
You were saying, dear?
125 – Leqave East Angulat out of it!!
We have standrads here!!!
I think Her Ladyship has retired for the night. I’m sure the daft bimbo will get your message in the morning, 125. She does have rather narcissistic tendencies.
Fuck off you cock sucker!
This thread’s just lost the thread. Too many cats chasing it.
Agreed. No room to swing a cat in here now.
Politicians are scum.
So Cam is going to bin the House of Lords reform. Fucking right too. No way should half a dozen Liberal MPs be able to change the Whole British constitution.
So wot’s he now gonna do about redefining marriage?
He is going to call on the services of some 3rd fucking rate polytechnic ‘law’ dept – staffed by ideiots – attended by brats – who will ‘advise’ him that marry age is a concept – nay – a ‘Construct’! – in need of deconstructing! – and they in turn will prove that black (oops!) = white and hope-fucking-fully get knowcked down and killed on the next Zebra Crossing ( thanks HH’s!).
They will also prove that an anus = a vagina and therefore capable of that Union between man and woman capable of procreation.
J E S U S !!!! that our world should come to this!!!! – AND BE PRESIDED OVER BY A “TORY” TOSSER IN NO 10
It wa’ nuth’n tae an athl’t lik’ mae!!
Pardon, dear? Take Mrs. Mountjoy’s slipper out of your mouth and try again.
Nurse- I’m all gooey down here!
So am I, Mr. Brown but I do not go showing it off on family-oriented blogs, dear.
I’ve got some kittens here (I am a female cat). Clean it up, guys!
Swimmers and Divers ain’t done well. Sack the aquatic dude.
Not much I want to say , slightly more intrigued by how macho euro has appeared , must be on steroids , available in 2.5trn euro special promo pack .
Still no point in being boorish at new mood swings , will be needin that special political Brussels chicken based diet on explaining it all , as they pump that spin ….. irreversable I saved the world ….. what would Mrs Duffy have to say …. where has all the money gone …
I would think ensuring greatest show on Earth is only concern , rather than political guantletts
Schrödіnger is a Socialist infiltrator.
*wakes up early and sees his E, lying naked on the bed asleep but lying languorously, even wantonly with all on view. They have been making the beast with two backs all night. He is in seventh heaven but has slight Buckyballs.
He admires her. She has beautiful blonde hair, a slightly upturned nose, a small but oh so pretty mouth and small but beautiful breasts. Her nipples are a delicate pink and the aureole are of the wider type that contrast at the edges rather than merge into the surrounding skin.
The innie is purrfect and is quite the nicest he has seen. His eyes wander down further to the holy of holies in which, for the first time, he poured so many of his particles into. The lips are slightly parted as if he had just withdrawn. He becomes tumescent for the umpteenth time but resists waking her from her sleep, a mark of true love.
He reflects that the hair surrounding the area detracts from her beauty and finds himself wishing she had shaved before they came face to face for the first time only 12 hours ago. But that is just a minor quibble.
He reaches over for his glass of, as yet undrunk, Buckminsterfullerene…*
*wakes up, fucking grumpy*
Where did I leave my baccy , babe ???
Oh!
Fuck!!
Why didn’t u teels me babes???
Yous are lookin for ur Ol Holborn, aren’t u??
SC xx .
*swooons*
Oooo !! The caped crusader *sighs*
Wot a guy !!!
Bit of a poser , tho .
Hiya SC
Howz u today , darlin ??
E x .
Those budgie smugglers, you mean maam? Hmmm! Who does he think he is?
We can easily arrest him tooo. No clothes. We can bang him up for two years under Prevention of Terrorism without charging, just by amending the charge slightly. Attempting to conceal an offensive missile, we’ll start with…
(Put in a good word for me with that aunt of yours, eh?)
Stamps?
Why the hell don’t the Wandsworth Tories have one of those printing machines you can get from the Post Office? They certainly seem to be mailing sufficient volumes to make one worthwhile and it would cut the potential for fraud immediately.
I am a mole and I live in a Wandsworth hole.
This is a typical example of fraud perpetrated by a man who has sought to discredit so many of his colleagues – coincidentally the colleagues who saw through his deception. A scheming low-lifer who has made himself, without any ability, a nice little career with no commitment to the political cause he purports to serve.
Just look what he looks like – its a giveaway.
Why has Cameron, that man of total integrity, not intervened. The Tory Party can do without another problem like this. It is shabby.
Well, You know me, or you should do by now,
‘ No Spine & No Balls ‘
I don’t intend to change these facts either…….
Now time for some more chillex……
with a glass or two of bubbly……
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the Party. Speak forth the sound and true, and cleanse Wandsworth!
But the Tory Party under Cameron/Osborne has no commitment to the political cause it purports to serve. Might as well just take the money!
The loyalists who have exposed this deserve all the credit. Cameron has no excuse for not taking positive and police action/
Cameron never took `positive and police action` against the most serious crooks in the expenses scandals, so why do we think he might here. The problem is endemic in the Tory Party.
Julie Kirkbride escaped punishment thanks to Dave. It depends who is in his croney brigade. This Association needs closely looking at and the bad eggs removed. If Wandsworth Tories are covering up this corruption they should resign. There must be sound and honest members who could take over.
The problem is Endemic & only in the Tory Party……
Come come Sir, you are being to blinkered with this viewpoint…..
They are all in this together for there own fiscal greed……..
The bottom line is that this agent/councillor should be reported to the police, removed from office, and a thorough investigation launched by the Party. The same investigative and disciplinary process should be applied to those officers of the Association who are covering up these wrongdoings. Wandsworth used to be regarded as the model Tory Council and Association, now it is being dragged through the mud by the actions of one man and his clique of followers.
Tories will be Tories.
Well said.
Arrest Morritt! This fraud should be investigated by the police and Cameron should be exposed for engineering the cover-up.
This is all building up towards a very nasty environment which will seriously discredit Cameron and his modernisers. Has he got the wit to intervene?
Of course not.
David Cameron says we are all in this together. What more is to come?
Dave is so simply simply marvellous. He looked after me and I simply simply adore his tough uncompromising approach which I am absolutely absolutely confident will help my friend Rob Morritt. Rob is simply simply fantastic and too good a man to lose through the antics of those simply simply horrible guttersnipes who are trying to bring him down.
If the Tries cannot sort out the petty corruption in Wandsworth, what chance is there of them sorting out the murky banking waters or the massive corruption in local government. Is not Morritt on the Council`s audit committee? What a joke!
they have no chance.
He is not on the audit committee, that’s a mini-Guido cock up
so what, it changes nothing. tories should be getting rid of all corruption in local and central government. Will Cameron act?
http://ww3.wandsworth.gov.uk/moderngov/mgMeetingAttendance.aspx?ID=3701
It seems he was until a few days ago…now his name has been mysteriously removed. However, Wandsworth Council helpfully show the minutes of the meetings of the audit committee…with Cllr Morritt in attendance….
More cover up then. Gets better and better.
Don`t let it rest here Guido, there`s more to come.
I’ve just noticed that Mr Morritt works for Home Group, a property developer. Nick Cuff, Chair of the Wandsworth Planning Applications Committee is also a property developer. Are there any Councillors who aren’t? I think we should be told.
ITS A LOST CAUSE. Tories are bedevilled by weak nonsensical leadership at all levels.
We should watch developments in Wandsworth closely. If nothing is done about this scandal the Tories will never move forward. 2015 will be more than `interesting` for a corrupt and aimless Tory Party.
Morritt has to be expelled and punished. that is the real test of integrity.
Hear Hear
Read Janet Daley`s excellent analysis of the Cameron mind in today`s Telegraph. Morritt fits in and maybe is therefore safe, but Wndsworth Tories will pay a heavy price for their failure to act.
The Daley analysis is indeed a good one and the mentality she describes saved Julie Kirkbride and others from a fate that would have been deserved. Wandsworth Tories will pay a heavy price for their lack of moral fibre, and ultimately so will the Cameron Tories.
About time too. These scandals and corruption have been going on for far too long. Face the issue full on, Wandsworth, sack Morritt and expel him from the Party.
A plague on the corrupt Tory house and may the price for their unprincipled unTory antics be very high!
It is a price worth paying to claw the Tory reputation back. That can only be achieved locally by ridding the party of Morritt and his cronies.
The facts are clear, the cover-up exposed, the solution simple.
Don’t send the audit boys to E Herts District Council. You never know what they might find.
PArt of the problem in dealing with this is that Morritt has crammed his cronies into key decision making posts. He used his position as agent to fill the management commitee with stupid people who would never catch him out. When one of the few smart ones actually did, the others waged a ferocious battle to undermine that person and vilify him. In the end, because no one would listen he just walked away. Others who were similarly concerned by what was happening were also forced out.
The situation now is that those who are left have neither the brains, the balls or the independence of mind to deal with the issue.
I gather Wandsworth Council are now in the process of finding a window big enough to allow them to shove Morritt and his absurdly over-inflated ego out of. There was some kind of statement last night. Does anyone have the text?
This lying thief has yet to make a comment on all of this.
Either: It’s untrue, in which case he has to sue Guido asap and publicly deny the allegations-
OR (as we know to be the case)
He has to resign now and work out just how he is going to repay this money that he stole. Since we have heard NOTHING from Mr Morritt thus far – one can only assume that he knows this cannot be denied.
His pilfering of the Wandsworth tory coffers was noticed by many and as several have commented, is not really the issue here. Thieves will always be thieves etc. The issue that concerns me is why no notice was taken of the concerns of theft when they were repeatedly raised at many levels.
I wonder how much more is still to be revealed by Guido – the total amount keeps rising…lets see when this gets picked up by the national media.