July 24th, 2012

Justine Greening’s Agent in Addison Lee Fraud Mess

Guido has been leaked details of an internal inquiry into Justine Greening’s former agent and current Wandsworth councillor, Robert Morritt.  The agent for the Wandsworth Conservative Group at the 2010 election stands accused of running a secret Addison Lee taxi account that racked up over £26,000 in journeys between 2008 and 2010. Despite billing thousands monthly over two years, members of the group’s management committee had no idea of the taxi account’s existence and it was hidden in the books. Guido hears that Morritt  developed something of a habit of turning up to management meetings and ordering volunteers to raise more money to cover the costs of impending elections. What he didn’t tell them was that he was spending existing scarce resources on expensive taxis journeys around London. In management accounts seen by Guido there were never any references to taxi fares despite them being top expense items in many months. When the Addison Lee account was eventually  discovered and a deep analysis of the group’s numbers was undertaken, further spending was drawn into question. Guido will be exposing that later…

Morritt denies the allegations despite the fact no record of the taxi account exists in Wandsworth Conservative’s books: “I was amongst other passengers regularly using the company and paid for all personal journeys. In the course of my duties I naturally incurred a number of expenses that have all been satisfactory accounted for. I am not able to add anything further.” For now his new boss Anthony Cole, Chairman of the Wandsworth Conservative Group, is currently standing by him: “There was an Addison Lee account as much travelling was required by Mr Morritt and others. On occasions this was used for Mr Morritt’s personal use and these sums were reimbursed.” Guido has all of the receipts and the vast majority of the £26,000 spent was by Morritt himself. A large number of personal journeys appear, including trips to the airport for holidays and journeys home from nightclubs in the small hours. When this fraction of the bill was paid back is the crucial question…

Morritt was confronted about the account in July 2010 and forced out of his job. On departure he was compelled to reimburse Wandsworth Conservative Group with over £5,000 for his personal journeys. So yes, in a way, he did pay for his own personal journeys, but only after he was caught red-handed. It was only after the existence of the taxi bills was revealed that his personal usage emerged. Original receipts and invoices have seemingly been destroyed. Officially Morritt left on good terms, but Guido has an exchange of letters that says otherwise. There are also frantic emails about the possibility of the truth leaking out to the wider membership and public. This is just the first layer of a much bigger cover up…

Wandsworth group leader Anthony Cole claims that the information Guido put to them “is inaccurate, misleading and full of half-truths. There has not been any ‘deception’, accounts were not ‘doctored’ and all sums have been accounted for.” Perhaps Mr Cole could explain why thousands of pounds every quarter were not included in the accounts then? He can bluster all he wants, but Guido has the books and the spending is not recorded. When Guido attempted to further question Cole’s spokesman, and pointed out that Morritt only repaid after getting busted, no further communication was forthcoming. A Wandsworth source claims: “Its all b****ks. He was ordered to resign and given 24 hours to clear his desk. And the locks were changed behind him.”

What started out with some dodgy taxi numbers goes right up the party machine. There is plenty more to come on this one. You would have expected someone so flagrantly caught out to disappear from the scene, but unfortunately for the Tories, Morritt is not only still a deputy chaiman of Greening’s constituency, he was also elected onto Wandsworth Council in 2010. Hilariously Morritt now represents the Tories’ flagship “careful spending” council for the East Putney ward. Without a hint of irony he sits on their audit committee. To catch a thief eh…


  1. 1
    mv says:

    We’re all in it TOGETHER.

  2. 2
    Yep! says:

    Hang em!

  3. 3
    Very happy Wandsworth Tory says:

    The truth will out!

  4. 4
    Janet Streetwise Porter says:

    Taxi for Mr Morritt!!!!

  5. 5
    I went for interview with Addison Lee, once says:

    there’s a lot of words there G

  6. 6
    I like reading about Tory sleaze says:

    There seems to be a lot to say…

  7. 7
    Durrr .... says:

    Why didn’t you get the job?

  8. 8
    Anon Voter says:

    All Media Outlets Note this important Declaration is Embargoed for EVER !!

    “We are all in this together”

    signed by ConsLieLaborLibDems Blood Brother’s Alliance

  9. 9
    WW says:

    Odd that Anthony Cole is out there defending Morritt. The way I hear it, he was the one who busted him in the first place, and instrumental in his sacking. But I guess he’s a Party man first.

  10. 10
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There are many more ruses such as this taxi one in many more councils up and down the land – that are NOT going to be concealed for much longer.

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    Sums it up says:

    Hang on, £26,000? Even if you spread that over 3 years that’s over £700 a month. Where the hell was he taking the taxis to?

  12. 12
    I went for interview with Addison Lee, once says:

    My estrogen levels woz peakin at that particular moment. Plus, I thought Southwark woz next to Norfolk :(

  13. 13
    Damian Hefferlite says:

    E . We love you.

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    He's sleazy and incompetent and has now been found out says:

    Rumour has it he was using the taxis to shuttle his girlfriends around as well … Presume that’s what Mr A.Cole means by “others” in “as much travelling was required by Mr Morritt and others”.

  15. 15
    UKIP Membership Spokesperson says:


    There will be U K I P recruitment segment in BBC’s Flagship Programme TODAY R4

    Tuesday 24 July 2012

    This is the real elephant in the room that “ConsLieLaborLidDems Alliance” will

    not discuss or debate with them……….(are the Alliance running scared ?)

  16. 16
    David Cameron says:

    Did I mention that I do not want any hypocrites in my government?

  17. 17
    Vince Cable says:

    What a shocker. Surely Morritt has to resign after this?

  18. 18
    David, call me Prime Minister if you likes.. says:

    @ Mr Dave Figgley

    In the short time you’ve been here, who would you regard as your favourite poster?

  19. 19
    Wandsworth Tory says:

    This fvcker has spent the las two years strutting around like he is untouchable. Delicious!

  20. 20
    Very happy Wandsworth Tory says:

    Totally agree. Guido is a legend!

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Ha ha, mate. That’s a very easy question to answer, isn’t it? Whichever ©unt posts as Igonikon Jack, USA is a demented genius *doffs cap*
    He inspired me to give up working and pay more attention to my computer screen, son.
    I know you’re out there and I’d like to wish you well.

  22. 22
    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s easy to say this after the event, but he really does have a face that inspires instant, deep mistrust.

  23. 23
    Stephen Byers says:

    Someone need a cab?

  24. 24
    Smug Git says:

    I think he looks like me

  25. 25
    Tinky says:

    I crash here. Ta.

  26. 26
    Sploge says:

    £26,000 on Taxis? Idiot! Penguins are much nicer.

  27. 27
    albacore says:

    It’s alright Fawkes burning the midnight oil
    But this pot has been so long on the boil
    Ordinary folks are desensitized
    Though politicians are roundly despised
    And however rotten the LibLabCon shower
    Nobody believes they’ll be shifted from power

  28. 28
    Dafter than Cameron! says:


    The party with a loopy Science Policy led by a loopy Science spokesman.

    A Science spokesman (like Boris) with a Classics degree.

    A Science spokesman (like Prince Charles) who thinks Homeopathy is medicine.

    Even Gummer force-feeding his daughter with BSE-burgers showed more intelligence.

    And look at their other “policies”; what do you think attracted Kilroy-Silk (apart from free sun-tan lotion)?

    Vote Cameron / Osbourne; vote incompetence

    Vote UKIP; vote stupid

  29. 29
    A taxi driver says:

    Those detours to avoid Fatbutt add an awful lot of miles, you know.

  30. 30
    A taxi driver says:

    Those detours to avoid Fatbutt add an awful lot of miles, you know.

  31. 31
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Blinkers on. Vote bigot! What a dopey rant.

  32. 32
    Addison Lee Torture Victim in Kensington says:

    Kensington spent more than that on these cabs, didn’t they? Thought I saw something on a FOIA thing – was wound-up by them several times, explains it all

  33. 33
    Grollace says:

    Cabs are expensive. But so are hotel rooms. Sorry Lenny.

  34. 34
    Archer Karcher says:

    You’re correct of course, only loons, fruitcakes and little englander closet racists would vote for this kind of madness.


    It’s best that we stay as we are with the LabLibCon artists and their utterly supine, cowardly and decietful ways. As for science, I would take Monckton any day over the serial liars and manipulators of data, at the heart of the UEA.

  35. 35
    Call Centre Brian says:

    If any of you window lickers vote for a party with Cameron at its head you want your nipples tweaked.

  36. 36
    n barrage says:

    vote EUKIP – the Brussels/Strasbourg expenses are formidable

    and as for the lunches…..well!…..

  37. 37
    arfur says:

    wots wrong with a bit of private enterprise?

  38. 38
    the thief of bad gags says:

    wots all this about?

  39. 39
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Today I will pay cash to my postie,milkman,window cleaner,retired old helper and drive in all the Olympic lanes I can find.

  40. 40
    london man says:

    What about brian coleman of barnet council and the london fire brigade where he was forced to pay back an amount.

  41. 41
    B Boyd says:

    Cameron at its head as opposed to Miliband, Crow and Serwotka?

  42. 42
    What choice? says:

    Tories = Sleaze
    Labour = Serious criminality
    Lib Dems = Pervs and weirdos

    Don’t you just love democracy?

  43. 43
    A Prick Posing as PM says:

    I do so agree with the Grouniad about the desirability of people like Mr Bradley Wiggins not winning – it sets such a poor example and creates precedents.

    Now I, on the other hand, never win anything – even to the point of throwing away an hands-down Open Goal Election Victory against a Moron who had ruined the Country!

    That shows you the kind of chap I am

    And as for common tradespeople being paid in cash! – even if it is in our funny money – why, that’s terrible!

  44. 44
    Ouch! says:

    Oooh I think there’s more we can do than that! I’m ready here wiv me 12v car battery and jump leads.

    And I know why they’re called Jump Leads too!

  45. 45
    Ed Balls says:

    My hero !

  46. 46
    The Inbred Mong in Number 10 says:

    The £13.3billion I spend on our EU membership every year is terrific value for money, what what. And it’s soon going up by a super £350million per year. Pe*achy!

    Toodle pip!

    PS: I’m going to turf your granny out of her nursing home. We’ve no money left, you see. Haw haw haw.

  47. 47
    Basil says:

    well that’s formidable too!

  48. 48
    pissed off voter says:

    Is there a single honest politician anywhere in our system?

  49. 49
    Another day, another U-turn says:

    Yes, but that was yesterday.

  50. 50
    The Society of Pervs and Weirdos says:

    We think the comparison is most unfair.

  51. 51
    Kermit says:

    Guillotine pour Monsieur Morritt.

  52. 52
    What a joker! says:

    From the UKIP aims

    5 Care And Support For All

    Assure for all people prompt and caring treatment in ill health.

    = Not effective treatment, just caring. Treat them with fake Homeopathic Medicine

    Give parents school vouchers to allow them to choose their children’s schools.

    = Teach Creationism!

    Why is it that the country whose heath service Monckton apes is the USA, where one-third of the population have no access to healthcare.
    Naturally, most mentally ill Americans are in this one-third – no jobs, no money.

    So how does the mentally ill American get help?

    Oh yes. Columbine, Arizona, Aurora, … Bang, bang, bang, …, again and again.

    Some care. Some support

  53. 53
    Stiff upper lip says:

    Yes, whoever gave the stuff to Guido

  54. 54
    You couldn't make it up says:

    “Paying your plumber £150 in cash is ‘immoral'” – says Camoron’s government.

    Multimillionaire David Camoron claimed £21,000 each year from us for his mortgage.

    Multimillionaire George Osborne claimed £18,000 each year from us for his mortgage.

    David Camoron’s multimillionaire father-in-law claims £1,000 per day from us because he’s got a windmill on his land.

  55. 55
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Am I still Chancellor Of The Exchequer or has Dave’s favourite,Andy Murray,got the job?

  56. 56
    The only way is anal says:

    He looks rather levantine. Anyone had a good look at his cock?

  57. 57
    Nullbymouth says:

    I do wonder when the hybrid Moussa Koussa / SAS-NOT !!!! comes on to post some humble pie?

  58. 58
    David Guake MP Top Tips says:

    Do not ask your plumber for a ‘cash’ price and avoid the VAT. Simply print your own invoice on bogus stationary for 3 times the amount then you can claim back from the taxpayer. #RESULT

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Fool,…makes you wonder what these TAXIS were for. Just for him or???

  60. 60
    Well it's a thought says:

    I think the words go and take a run and jump into the nearest sewerage tank, that covers a tiny bit of what I’am really thinking of these inept, lieing, corrupt, hypocritical so called pillars of society

  61. 61
    Rob's mother says:


  62. 62
    Justine Greening says:

    Surely it’s better to challenge the petrol retailers to pay for this and actually I think that’s probably the most important thing to do.

  63. 63
    Madame La Tricoteuse says:

    Comme toujours, je suis pret..

  64. 64
    Sean Fitzpatrick says:

    I’ve just been nicked.

  65. 65
    SP4BS says:

    “pret” ? you’re a man in a dress then?

  66. 66
    See Pee S says:

    Not long before our announcement at 11.00 o’clock this morning.
    We will bring charges by the way !

  67. 67
    SP4BS says:

    you miss the point continually. Someone like tebbit doesn’t get called loopy. Similar policies, no purple caravan.

    As for Monkton, he thinks he’s got a cure for aids and MS, and he’s trying to patent it.

    “responsible for invention and development of a broad-spectrum cure for infectious diseases. Patents have now been filed. Patients have been cured of various infectious diseases, including Graves’ Disease, multiple sclerosis, influenza, and herpes simplex”

  68. 68
    Mark Oaten says:

    I’m Scatman. I live in Gotham Shitty.

  69. 69
    D Fatbott says:

    What’s wrong with using a taxi? The bill gets picked up, so no problem.

  70. 70
    Justine Greening says:

    Surely it’s better to challenge the petrol retailers to be charged and actually I think that’s probably the most important thing to do.

  71. 71
    Ed Miliband's style guru says:

  72. 72
    The Knowledge says:

    Low loader for Mrs Abbott

  73. 73
    Pathetic MP expense rule #1 says:


    Under expenses rules, MPs can claim 20p per mile on a push bike.

  74. 74
    Pathetic MP expense rule #1 says:

    As opposed to

    MPs can claim 40p per mile for travel by car or 24p by motorcycle.

  75. 75
    Gordon Brown says:

    I would like to wish all those awaiting the results of the CPS decision at 11 this morning all the best.

    No Really

  76. 76
    Monsieur Le Tricoteur says:

    Ca va mieux maintenant? Ma femme n’ecrit pas bien, vous savez.

  77. 77
    Sadiq Khan says:

    Yes, well, I still beat Mark Clarke.

  78. 78
    Jonny says:

    They’re not a taxi company, they’re a private hire firm. It’s like calling a hospital porter a surgeon.

  79. 79
    Raving Loon says:

    The real big mystery is why people are still voting Tory. I know Lab/Lib dems are bad, but in what meaningful way are the Tories any different?

  80. 80
    SP4BS says:

    Laughable comparison.

    Its actually more like calling ryanair an airline.

  81. 81
    Jonny says:

    Laughable? Surgeon and trainee hospital porter.

  82. 82
    Admit it: camoron is screwed. 2015 = Bye Bye Cons! says:

    “Give parents school vouchers to allow them to choose their children’s schools.

    = Teach Creationism!”

    = Pretty desperate trolling by the Dave Camoron Fan Club.

  83. 83
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    Camoron is screwed. 2015 = Bye Bye Cons! says:

    “The real big mystery is why people are still voting Tory”

    Are they? Camoron’s personal popularity rating is now lower than Militwit’s. Party membership has dropped by about 70,000 since Camoron took control and ‘de-toxified’ the party.

    Camron’s attempts to fix the unholy mess left behind by Labour have created an even bigger mess, at every level. The vile man is incompetent in the extreme, and no-one’s going to vote for his wretched party in 2015.

  85. 85
    Raving Loon says:

    Get the ramp!!!

  86. 86
    JH says:

    Jesus fucking Christ. By the polls over 40% of people want that fucking weirdo to be Prime Minister.

    Prime. Minister.

    His bodyguard either has a massive arse or he’s packin’. You’d think they would show him how to run like he hasn’t just shit himself during basic training.

  87. 87
    Some Twat Up North says:

    He wouldn’t be turfing her out if one of his relatives owned the home.

    Then he’d just find a way to pour more from our coffers into their grubby shit stained pockets…

  88. 88
    Nullbymouth says:


  89. 89
    veggie says:

    Greens are good for you and keep you regular

  90. 90
    The Knowledge says:

    Cherry picker

  91. 91
    SP4BS says:

    you can’t post straight.

    I guess you are some sort of london cabbie or mate thereof.
    You know, in other parts of england they call them taxis even if they haven’t got “the knowledge”.

    What would you count that as, someone who knows the right end of a scalpel but doesn’t know what arteries are?

  92. 92
    bet he couldnt do a press-up says:

    why do they all do this?
    He looks a right twat

  93. 93
    Nullbymouth says:

    MPs the poster children for Public sector largesse

  94. 94
    smug cunt says:

    I think giving money to other countries is morally wrong too

  95. 95
    A Prick Posing as PM – the Pillock of Society! says:

    I’m speechless!

  96. 96
    SP4BS says:

    That one is very very wierd.

    In an english lit class what happens if half the class have bought Romeo and Juliet, one quarter the tempest, most of the rest the dandy.

    Its wierd and its got a vague whiff of american home schooling about it.

  97. 97
    Mr R Morritt Esq says:

    Only because I nicked all the cash!!!

  98. 98
    Some Twat Up North says:

    As long as it “Benefits Households and Businesses” Justine, we are with you all the way.

  99. 99
    SP4BS says:

    Oops. I misread that, I thought it said “books” for some wierd reason.

  100. 100
    Spokesman for Bradley WigginsUKIP.i.am says:

    Surely Bradley Wiggins should be in the frame for PM? Wheel all be better when someone like Wiggers takes that chain of office. Why should we be saddled with a bunch of wing-nut MPs, all pumping each other up the Ardennes? Give us a brake. Fork off I say.

  101. 101
    Call me Dave says:

    We give £90m to Malawi and maybe it should be more mmm


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    london man says:

    What about brian coleman who had to pay back Barnet council and the london fire brigade

  104. 104
    london man says:

    What about brian coleman who had to pay back Barnet council and the london fire brigade

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Taxis? My a*rse! Addison Lee=minicabs. Drivers haven’t done the “knowledge” & rely on satnav.

  106. 106
    Ffyon says:

    Where’s my Willy

  107. 107

    Paying tradesmen cash in hand morally wrong


    Paying tax is morally wrong – as all governments misspend it.

  108. 108
    Fred Housego says:

    F*ck off

  109. 109
    SP4BS says:

    The bodyguard is probably just walking fast.

    But I disagree fundamentally with your analysis. Give me a politician that runs like a spazz any day of the week if he knows what he’s doing.

  110. 110
    Forkbender says:

    To me the body guard is doing that power walking and Teddy looks as if he is staggering not running

  111. 111
    SP4BS says:

    he wasn’t born in a real country.

  112. 112
    Selwyn Gummer says:

    Bring back BSE I need some TV work!

  113. 113
    Forkbender says:

    But you do not mean to say that there is a conservative tea leafing, I though it was only those nasty Liebore people that did that, not those nice, upstanding Tories

  114. 114
    The no Hon Norman Tebbit (Chingford Skinheads) says:

    Morritt can borrow my bike.

  115. 115
    Forkbender says:

    Trouble it seems to take a very long time to come out, who audited these figures and why did they not spot them.

  116. 116
    Michael Howardsky says:

    I sense a comeback is on the cards………… “I won’t hurt you”

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    I doubt whether any politicon is totally honest & it defies belief that they have the unmitigated gall to tell us that we are “morally wrong” to arrange our affairs to our advantage in any way that is within the laws they have made.
    In the light of the activities of politicons,past & present,they have clearly shown their own amoral natures & I don’t intend to vote for any party in the future.

  118. 118
    Some Twat Up North says:

    20 Million quids worth of Mosquito nets anyone?

  119. 119
    Forkbender says:

    Well theyare all in it together

  120. 120
    london man says:

    Are there anybody else out theere who has obtained taxi fares or anything else which had tO be paid back.

  121. 121
    Forkbender says:

    It sounds as if this guy was just diddling the Tories, he is also a councillor so is he doing the same to the Councils coffers

  122. 122
    Mr A Cover-Up says:

    People protecting their own @rses

  123. 123
    What a carry on says:

    Cole covered it up

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    And 4 of us get into 1 car to return to our constituencies oop north & we all claim the mileage allowance. Plus,of course,the return journey to Westminster to carry out our important duties i.e. claiming the expenses.

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    Or a dentist being called “Doctor”. How did they get away with this one I wonder.
    Does anybody know?

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    “no-one’s going to vote for his wretched party in 2015.”
    They will vote for the conservative party again provided Cam*ron is replaced with a genuine Conservative with the solid intention to implement the manifesto commitments.
    Unfortunately,voting UKIP will have the effect of diluting the conservative vote & give us another coalition government of the left & a HoP filled with a load of MPs enriching themselves at the taxpayers expense.

  127. 127
    UKIP Membership Spokesperson says:

    Ah thats good the spokesperson for the ConsLieLaborLibDems Blood Brothers

    Alliance has crept out from under his stone & in daylight hours

    to pour some vitrification & mendacity as well as attempted manipulation

    they are really getting worried very worried……

    Its so refreshing nice to see that UKIP UKIP UKIP UKIP UKIP UKIP UKIP its

    really getting under the ConsLieLaborLibDems tissue thin skin……………….


  128. 128
    True Tory says:

    Wandsworth, you need to learn from your fellow colleagues, the Executive Tory Councillors at East Herts District Council.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    This Morritt guy, as insignificant as he is, is tainted and needs to be removed from any position within reach of a petty cash float!

  130. 130
    Jimmy says:

    To be fair, the tory party did get an awful lot of that money back.

  131. 131
    Seen the light says:

    I heard he had aspirations to become an MP. So best to quash any significance he may or may not have had now so he can’t progress further.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    He was lining himself up to succeed Ravi Govindia as leader of Wandsworth Council. You can just imagine the expenses he’d be running up in that position!!

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    Terminal, we don’t need scum like Morritt surfacing in the future when the dust has settled.

  134. 134
    Assison Lee Torture Victim Fora Kensington says:

    Kensington and Chelsea ex RBKC The spend with Addison Lee last year – 1st April 2011 to 31st March 2012
    was £31,562.17 source http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/how_much_spent_with_addison_lee_22?unfold=1

  135. 135
    Addison Lee Torture Victim Fora Kensington says:

    billions of dead baby pounds found at a cab firm

  136. 136
    Poetry in motion says:

    There once was a guy called Rob
    Who looked like a bit of a slob
    He spent masses on fares
    Without any cares
    I wonder if he’ll keep his job?

  137. 137
    Justine Greenings Hamster says:

    About time too – there had been rumours about this for some time – hats off to Guido for a well deserved expose……Wandsworth needs to sort its act out if it’s to have any chance of maintaining its reputation, and cover-ups are the last thing it needs. Morritt should be led in chains through the streets of the borough…..

  138. 138
    Justine Greening's Hamster says:

    About time too – there had been rumours about this for some time – hats off to Guido for a well deserved expose – Wandsworth needs to sort its ac out if it’s to have any chance of maintaining its reputation – whitewashes are the last thing it needs. Morritt should be led through the borough in chains…….

  139. 139
    Earlsfield Tory Boy says:

    Morritt views himself as a bit of a ladies man……wonder how he’ll do now without the lure of free taxis…..I guess those parliamentary interns sent out to the wilds of Wandsworth will just have to walk……and Morritt will be back to his porn stash and a sock….

  140. 140
    Putney Tory says:

    …are you serious – baldy a puller – what’s his secret – rohypnol? (clearly combined with judicious use of a taxi)

  141. 141
    Wandsworth Tory Activist says:

    Yep – we all knew about it but just couldn’t bust the bugger – Well done Guido – and shame on you Wandsworth council – you were ‘all in it together’ – the ‘chain’ thing’s a bit strong mind you….

  142. 142
    Wandsworth Voter says:

    He did a good enough job of resurfacing last time – AND WITH THE HELP OF HIS WANDSWORTH COUNCIL CHUMS – let’s hope this time he’s dealt with properly – Justine is a first class local MP and deserves better than a ring of corrupt cronies running her borough (as if she hasn’t got enough on her plate with Transport)! Shame on you Wandsworth

  143. 143
    Wandsworth Voter says:

    The mans ambitions clearly know no bounds. Surely he could only aspire such an office with a degree of support and affirmation – enter his Wandsworth Council cronies. I think, Guido, that you have begun to uncover a nest of vipers in our midst!

  144. 144
    Wandsworth Voter says:

    I think the local Association Treasurer might be the man Guido is looking for here….it would be interesting to hear what he has to say for himself….surely the role should come with some sense of moral responsibility? Or have Morritt’s chums merely appointed a placeman that is happy to sign off misdeeds in return for the acclaimation of ‘High Office’ – I think Guido could do some useful sniffing in this department…….

  145. 145
    Wandsworth Voter says:

    He’s sending a txi round to collect it!

  146. 146
    Wandsworth Observer says:

    …the word on Wandsworth Council is that taxi’s were just the tip of the iceberg when it came to expenses….congratulations Guido on a job well done….I’m certain more revelations will follow! You can step where ‘Loyal Party Members’ fear to tread!

  147. 147
    Wandsworth laydee says:

    The treasurer at the time was his mate…

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    Is not the fact he is fat, bald, ugly and repulsive another crime worth investigating?

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Correct,….in times of austerity that’s a lot of chain

  150. 150
    Former Wandsworth party member says:

    Here here!!

  151. 151
    Former Wandsworth party member says:

    Many Party members in the know tried over and over again to get him to pay back the money and resign, but enough people seem to have been taken in by his bullyboy tactics, and he hung around- the associations are livid, and membership may well pick up if people can trust their subs aren’t spent on lavish taxi rides.

  152. 152
    Is this election fraud? says:


    On his profile- ‘In a bid to keep fit, Robert cycles to work every day ‘

    *cough cough cough splutter*

  153. 153
    SamCam's style guru says:

    Well you just need to look at his physique to work that one out. The dude’s only 28 as well – he looks way older!

  154. 154
    Waiting with baited breath says:

    When’s the next instalment Guido?

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    A tacky email

  156. 156
    haappy haapy tory lady says:

    Arrogant sh*t had it coming

  157. 157
    Supporter says:

    Is Guido taking a well earned rest? If I was one of the officers, and senior at that, associated with the Wansdworth Conservative Party, and who had been entrusted with safeguarding the funds of members, I might be relieved that Guido has gone quiet. But it would leave me worrying about what else might emerge, ….and when.
    It is already clear from what Guido has said, and the responses reported, that this Cole person is neither competent nor honest in his approach to his duties. So, given that he is already exposed, he doesn’t really have to care, since he is compromised already. But was Cole alone? And if not , what names is he covering for, and how important were they then, and like Morret are they now promoted further? How high up does this go?
    For example, it has been rumoured that not only was Morret signing cheques to himself, but that others pre-signed whole rafts of blank cheques to him, in advance of knowing anything about what they were for. What kind of madness is that?
    And, who else, in higher places knew? What was their motivation in apparently whitewashing such incredible, bad practice.
    Did they think the Conservatives were made of money, or were they ‘dining out’ with Morret?
    Where will this end? How many names need to get exposed to the ridicule they deserve, before this Morret person has his collar felt?

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