July 27th, 2012

Hunt Drops Clanger (Disco Remix)


  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    Another famous bell ‘fail’…

  2. 2
    Fish says:

    OK then, who sabotaged the bell?

  3. 3
    Breton says:

    ‘my goodness me’. What a twat.

  4. 4
    PC clitoris says:

    Thats why he’s called Jeremy cnut.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    See that photo on the BBC homepage of that synchronised swimmer shitting the Olympic rings.

    Big effort now!

  6. 6
    Gordon Brown says:

    “Ah’m on m’ah way.
    Dinnae star’ yon games wi’out me. Ah’m runn’in a wee bit late on account I was sleepin’ in a hammock.
    Ah’ll be there in a jiffy to make a big speech and take the credit.”

    [ And rightly so. After all, Gordon did pay for the whole thing. With massive government borrowing. big hand for Gordy everyone!]

  7. 7
    Popeye says:

    Obviously didn’t do a risk assessment?

  8. 8
    Shabba Ranx says:

    He’s a campanologist for sure.

    After breaking it, I bet he expects someone else to pay.

  9. 9
    Master Bates says:

    He’s doing it all wrong.

  10. 10
    Osama Bin Ding-a-Ling says:

    You know a bunch get up and ring bells and his is the only one to fail…. make your own mind up…I know what I think.

  11. 11
    Little Johnny Berk says:

    That reminds me. Where’s Sally ?

  12. 12
    Janet Thingy says:

    Lovely edit.

  13. 13
    The Paragnostic says:

    I do wish Sophie Rayworth would sort her tits out. Looks like the left one is dragging her down, based on the wonky cleavage on view…

  14. 14
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

  15. 15
    correctum says:

    Anita Thingy.

  16. 16
    Ali's Old Punchbag says:

    “big hand for Gordy everyone!”

    Is it on if its in the shappe of a fucking great fist

  17. 17
    Only in the Graun says:

    Now that’s what I call a bell end!

  18. 18
    Mike Oldfield - biggest bells ever !! says:

  19. 19

    If someone were to give him a swift Maradona, Hand of God, across the chops I’d be very grateful. Especially if they were holding a medieval mace at the time.

  20. 20
    Mitt Roomy says:

    These games are shit.

  21. 21
    Cutie says:

    Great miming.

  22. 22
    Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.) says:

    SIR- Bridge at The Carlton has never been considered “interesting”, sir.
    I, and my chums, get by, though. Why doesn’t sir fuck himself back off to where he came from?

    Yours, head-down over this rubber, Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.)

  23. 23
    Ewaname says:

    *waves to The Colonel*

  24. 24
    Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.) says:

    Hrummph. Bathroom break chaps.

  25. 25

    Haven’t they put her out to graze yet? Suppose you have to look at the tits because there is not a lot more up above.

  26. 26
    My Other Van's A Comma says:

    BRILL random use of commas, Colonel!!

  27. 27
    Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.) says:

    SIR- I thank you for those kind words, sir. Has she gone yet?

    Yours, fed up to the eye teeth of The Poodle, Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.)

  28. 28
  29. 29
    Zola Budd says:

    hiya ♥

  30. 30
    Tunn Per says:

    Jag frågade tidigare eftersom Isajezebel sa y Farbror Stew.
    Så jag undrade vad förhållandet svenskarna var…
    Hård bröstvårta + skor + Solnedgång
    Post andra liv. Tack honung x

  31. 31
    Tunn Per says:

    Fan! Se nedan! ♥

  32. 32
    Zola Budd says:

    Vänta ett ögonblick ♥

  33. 33
    Du och jag says:

    * Skrattar * Alla barn se vuxna som “farbror” eller “moster”, eller hur?

    Liz är schweizisk-tyska och lärde Inga som EAFL student, 25 år sedan!

    Jag ger en hel del bort om min riktiga familj, är jag inte?

    Du och jag ♥

  34. 34
    åskådare says:

    De kommer inte att se detta!

  35. 35
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    has nobody told Gordon he’s lighting the flame. I think the plan is to set fire to him and fire him out of a cannon

  36. 36
    Tunn Per says:

    Ja. Babe. Du måste vara försiktig. Jag vill inte att du skadas på grund (ni vet ♥. Jag behöver inte säga mer)

    Är din bild ditt alter ego? Jag kan tänka mig dig som helt annorlunda.

    Dina avatarer är olika igen. Men när man har så många tecken som stöd som du gör ….

  37. 37
  38. 38
    Du och jag says:

    * skrattar * Vi behöver alla vara bekymmersfri. Jag behöver inte vara försiktig, älskling. Jag har bara min personlighet ….

    Jag kan inte göra detta varje dag * fnissar *

  39. 39
    Du och jag says:

    Är din dag över, älskling?

    Är du fram emot ceremonin?

    E ♥

  40. 40
    Tunn says:

    Jag också.

    Men du har gjort mig att skratta.

    Nästa sida.

  41. 41
    Tunn says:

    Just har börjat. Det är så varmt här att jag arbetar på natten. Mönster av mitt liv.

    SC xx .

  42. 42
    Du och jag says:

    I made you laugh in Swedish, FFS ??

    how coool is that ??

    *licks her thingy*

  43. 43
    Tunn says:

    Jäkla! igen!

  44. 44
    Du och jag says:

    Du är ganska bra lögnare, SC ♥

    Ewa är en expert, älskling.

    * slickningar *

  45. 45
    Tunn says:

    Du är en stygg retsticka.

    Såg du var jag ringde dig smart.

  46. 46
    Du och jag says:

    Without you, I’m nothing.

    Sooo , big hugs honey x

  47. 47
    Stew says:

    You have to exaggerate, don’t you E?

  48. 48
    Tunn says:

    Jag är faktiskt en mycket dålig lögnare.

    Jag försöker att hålla sig till sanningen, inte för att jag är bra, men eftersom jag har ett dåligt minne!

    Naturligtvis kommer du inte tro det. Jag tycker du är fantastisk. Oroa dig inte. Jag är inte förälskad*. Bara fascinerad.


  49. 49
    Tinkey says:

    Where is my fuckin feed now?

  50. 50

    Thats the only time he’s ever got his bell end away

  51. 51
    Blowing Whistles says:

    “At the very least” – please have the ‘good manners’ and ‘common courtesy’ to put up an English translation.

  52. 52
    Tunn says:

    Inte blodig sannolikt!

  53. 53
    Nodrog Nworb says:


  54. 54
    Dave you really are hopeless and Useless says:

    He really is twat

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    The whole thing was designed to happen at 20:12

    Some moron who cant tell the time organised it at 12 minutes past 8 what a bunch of W ankers.

  56. 56
    Boyo says:

    Bell made in China only good for one ring.

  57. 57
    buggeredifIknow says:

    Was that in the individual synchronised swimming event?

  58. 58
    Forkbender says:

    He sort of reminded me of that gay character in “The Thin Blue Line”

  59. 59
    Cinna says:

    Dropped another clanger!

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