July 27th, 2012

Hunt Drops Clanger (Disco Remix)


59 Comments

  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    Another famous bell ‘fail’…

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  2. 2
    Fish says:

    OK then, who sabotaged the bell?

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    • 10
      Osama Bin Ding-a-Ling says:

      You know a bunch get up and ring bells and his is the only one to fail…. make your own mind up…I know what I think.

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  3. 3
    Breton says:

    ‘my goodness me’. What a twat.

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  4. 4
    PC clitoris says:

    Thats why he’s called Jeremy cnut.

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    See that photo on the BBC homepage of that synchronised swimmer shitting the Olympic rings.

    Big effort now!

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  6. 6
    Gordon Brown says:

    “Ah’m on m’ah way.
    Dinnae star’ yon games wi’out me. Ah’m runn’in a wee bit late on account I was sleepin’ in a hammock.
    Ah’ll be there in a jiffy to make a big speech and take the credit.”

    [ And rightly so. After all, Gordon did pay for the whole thing. With massive government borrowing. big hand for Gordy everyone!]

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    • 16
      Ali's Old Punchbag says:

      “big hand for Gordy everyone!”

      Is it on if its in the shappe of a fucking great fist

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      • 19

        If someone were to give him a swift Maradona, Hand of God, across the chops I’d be very grateful. Especially if they were holding a medieval mace at the time.

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        • 35
          the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

          has nobody told Gordon he’s lighting the flame. I think the plan is to set fire to him and fire him out of a cannon

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  7. 7
    Popeye says:

    Obviously didn’t do a risk assessment?
    Shame.

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  8. 8
    Shabba Ranx says:

    He’s a campanologist for sure.

    After breaking it, I bet he expects someone else to pay.

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  9. 12
    Janet Thingy says:

    Lovely edit.

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  10. 13
    The Paragnostic says:

    I do wish Sophie Rayworth would sort her tits out. Looks like the left one is dragging her down, based on the wonky cleavage on view…

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  11. 14
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

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  12. 20
    Mitt Roomy says:

    These games are shit.

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    • 22
      Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.) says:

      SIR- Bridge at The Carlton has never been considered “interesting”, sir.
      I, and my chums, get by, though. Why doesn’t sir fuck himself back off to where he came from?

      Yours, head-down over this rubber, Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.)

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    Tunn Per says:

    Jag frågade tidigare eftersom Isajezebel sa y Farbror Stew.
    Så jag undrade vad förhållandet svenskarna var…
    Hård bröstvårta + skor + Solnedgång
    Post andra liv. Tack honung x

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  15. 41
    Tunn says:

    Just har börjat. Det är så varmt här att jag arbetar på natten. Mönster av mitt liv.

    SC xx .

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    • 44
      Du och jag says:

      Du är ganska bra lögnare, SC ♥

      Ewa är en expert, älskling.

      * slickningar *

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      • 48
        Tunn says:

        Jag är faktiskt en mycket dålig lögnare.

        Jag försöker att hålla sig till sanningen, inte för att jag är bra, men eftersom jag har ett dåligt minne!

        Naturligtvis kommer du inte tro det. Jag tycker du är fantastisk. Oroa dig inte. Jag är inte förälskad*. Bara fascinerad.

        *infatuated

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    • 46
      Du och jag says:

      Without you, I’m nothing.

      Sooo , big hugs honey x

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  16. 50
    DELUSIONAL DAVE says:

    Thats the only time he’s ever got his bell end away

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  17. 54
    Dave you really are hopeless and Useless says:

    He really is twat

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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