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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”
Private Eye says:
Exclusive: Guidogram going out shortly.
Another famous bell ‘fail’…
He’s doing it all wrong.
That reminds me. Where’s Sally ?
Now that’s what I call a bell end!
OK then, who sabotaged the bell?
You know a bunch get up and ring bells and his is the only one to fail…. make your own mind up…I know what I think.
The whole thing was designed to happen at 20:12
Some moron who cant tell the time organised it at 12 minutes past 8 what a bunch of W ankers.
Dropped another clanger!
‘my goodness me’. What a twat.
Thats why he’s called Jeremy cnut.
See that photo on the BBC homepage of that synchronised swimmer shitting the Olympic rings.
Big effort now!
Was that in the individual synchronised swimming event?
“Ah’m on m’ah way.
Dinnae star’ yon games wi’out me. Ah’m runn’in a wee bit late on account I was sleepin’ in a hammock.
Ah’ll be there in a jiffy to make a big speech and take the credit.”
[ And rightly so. After all, Gordon did pay for the whole thing. With massive government borrowing. big hand for Gordy everyone!]
“big hand for Gordy everyone!”
Is it on if its in the shappe of a fucking great fist
If someone were to give him a swift Maradona, Hand of God, across the chops I’d be very grateful. Especially if they were holding a medieval mace at the time.
has nobody told Gordon he’s lighting the flame. I think the plan is to set fire to him and fire him out of a cannon
Obviously didn’t do a risk assessment?
Shame.
Bell made in China only good for one ring.
He’s a campanologist for sure.
After breaking it, I bet he expects someone else to pay.
He sort of reminded me of that gay character in “The Thin Blue Line”
Lovely edit.
Anita Thingy.
I do wish Sophie Rayworth would sort her tits out. Looks like the left one is dragging her down, based on the wonky cleavage on view…
Haven’t they put her out to graze yet? Suppose you have to look at the tits because there is not a lot more up above.
Great miming.
Nah
These games are shit.
SIR- Bridge at The Carlton has never been considered “interesting”, sir.
I, and my chums, get by, though. Why doesn’t sir fuck himself back off to where he came from?
Yours, head-down over this rubber, Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.)
*waves to The Colonel*
Hrummph. Bathroom break chaps.
BRILL random use of commas, Colonel!!
SIR- I thank you for those kind words, sir. Has she gone yet?
Yours, fed up to the eye teeth of The Poodle, Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.)
Hallå!
hiya ♥
Fan! Se nedan! ♥
Vänta ett ögonblick ♥
Jag frågade tidigare eftersom Isajezebel sa y Farbror Stew.
Så jag undrade vad förhållandet svenskarna var…
Hård bröstvårta + skor + Solnedgång
Post andra liv. Tack honung x
* Skrattar * Alla barn se vuxna som “farbror” eller “moster”, eller hur?
Liz är schweizisk-tyska och lärde Inga som EAFL student, 25 år sedan!
Jag ger en hel del bort om min riktiga familj, är jag inte?
Du och jag ♥
De kommer inte att se detta!
Ja. Babe. Du måste vara försiktig. Jag vill inte att du skadas på grund (ni vet ♥. Jag behöver inte säga mer)
Är din bild ditt alter ego? Jag kan tänka mig dig som helt annorlunda.
Dina avatarer är olika igen. Men när man har så många tecken som stöd som du gör ….
* skrattar * Vi behöver alla vara bekymmersfri. Jag behöver inte vara försiktig, älskling. Jag har bara min personlighet ….
Jag kan inte göra detta varje dag * fnissar *
Jag också.
Men du har gjort mig att skratta.
Nästa sida.
I made you laugh in Swedish, FFS ??
how coool is that ??
*licks her thingy*
Du är en stygg retsticka.
Såg du var jag ringde dig smart.
Är din dag över, älskling?
Är du fram emot ceremonin?
E ♥
Jäkla! igen!
“At the very least” – please have the ‘good manners’ and ‘common courtesy’ to put up an English translation.
Inte blodig sannolikt!
Just har börjat. Det är så varmt här att jag arbetar på natten. Mönster av mitt liv.
SC xx .
Du är ganska bra lögnare, SC ♥
Ewa är en expert, älskling.
* slickningar *
Jag är faktiskt en mycket dålig lögnare.
Jag försöker att hålla sig till sanningen, inte för att jag är bra, men eftersom jag har ett dåligt minne!
Naturligtvis kommer du inte tro det. Jag tycker du är fantastisk. Oroa dig inte. Jag är inte förälskad*. Bara fascinerad.
*infatuated
Without you, I’m nothing.
Sooo , big hugs honey x
You have to exaggerate, don’t you E?
Where is my fuckin feed now?
Thats the only time he’s ever got his bell end away
He really is twat