July 10th, 2012

Derek Draper New Email Scandal

The Telegraph reports that there is trouble in paradise for former Brown spinner Derek Draper and his TV presenter wife Kate Garraway after she had a snoop through his emails. Following a discussion concerning fears about cheating husbands Garraway revealed: “I read something I wasn’t supposed to last week and it’s still quite tense in our house“, before quickly clarifying: “it wasn’t a love affair“. Guido couldn’t possibly comment… 

The last time Dolly got into a spot of bother over his emails things didn’t end well. Guido hopes that this time it’s nothing more than a bit of harmless feminist fun


  1. 1
    Gilbert Fiddler says:

    Quite a lot of Balls hanging around him in that pic…


    • 34
      AC1 says:

      House Affordability in biggest boost since October.


      MSM see this as bad news?!? A younger generation in less debt, means more to spend on the real economy (rather than pumping up land prices).


    • 47
      President Hollandaise, from Downing Street today says:

      Allo, allo…..c’est moi mes petites Anglaises…..President of ze repuplique of la belle France…..

      I am ere in the perfidious Albion aving ze talks wiz le leetle Minister of Prime, Monsieur le Macaroon. He is a leetle cross, ow do you zay…..wiz the great President Hollandaise (c’est moi, the cheeky, saucy one). Zut alors, to paraphrase the hated English liberator of ze French collaborators…….Winston S Churchill….we shall tax zem on ze beaches, we shall tax zem in zair cars, we will tax all zose reech second home owning Engleesh pigs….we shall niver surrender (except in Indo China, the Second world War, the Franco Prussian war, Crecy, Agincourt, Waterloo…….etc etc)


    • 51
      Only in the Graun says:

      Speaking of Balls…

      A Gruaniad poll asking “Should Osbourne apologise…?” currently shows

      YES 98%

      NO 32%



      Somebody in the know told me once these polls were rigged with weighting given to the answer that suited the Guardian line.

      They are also still bisy dissapearing comments on the Medi Hassan thread that don’t conform to the hive mind.


      • 57
        Labour-edicated School leaver (20 GCSEs but oddly unemployable) says:

        I sea no problum with the numburs wot U kwowted tiped.


        • 77
          Gordon Brown (part of the LieBore edyerkayshun revolution) says:

          I’m practising my Excosse – French langwidge Skills ready for the new ScotchJock-FrenchFrog era.

          So what do you think I mean when I say

          “Je suis einen plonker?” – go on – tell me …


      • 66
        AC1 says:

        It’s 100% ,32% now…


        • 74
          Tractor Production Stats says:

          Comrades celebrate the numbers, for they are certifiably correct and traceable back to NPL standards.


        • 92
          Teacher says:

          Frogspawn wouldn’t know how to say sorry.
          I bet even the suggestion sticks in his craw –

          SAY SORRY BOY!

          Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


      • 67
        AC1 says:

        Innumeracy is Free?


    • 95
      Zorba the Geek says:

      Which one is Kate?


  2. 2
    eskimo nell says:



  3. 3
    The Sleeper says:

    Good God…..what woman in their right mind would want to shag that ugly c’nut?

    otoh…wouldn’t mind bunging one up Kate.


  4. 4
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Garraway was at one time voted the thickest person on TV


  5. 5
    Amfortas says:

    If HE had snooped through her emails, it would be a major point used against him in a divorce case. It would be clear evidence of ‘contolling’ domestic abuse. But when She does it, it’s OK, it seems. It is almost as though she was a famous red-haired Newspaper Editor, getting away scot-free after being photographed hitting her husband as he held their baby.

    What hypocricy.


  6. 6
    Quisling says:

    Wasn’t Dolly a sheep?


  7. 7
    it wasn’t a love affair says:

    Casual Sex?

    Oh that’s all right then


  8. 9
    It can't be his charisma cos he doesn't have any says:

    Kate Garraway is a very attractive woman. The mind boggles as to what possessed her to marry this fugly Hunt.


  9. 10
    White Van Stan says:

    Thats absolutely brilliant Guido


  10. 15
    Lord Mandy of Knobwarts says:

    Dear Dolly, I miss you so much and long to have you in my arms again. Make sure that cow doesn’t see this. LOL


    • 84
      The Cow says:

      well I have seen it! and you leave my dear boy alone! if I even thought he’d been licking your bollocks – never mind the bit that smells even worse- I’d dump him in the trash


  11. 17
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    ‘It wasn’t a love affair’.

    Haha ! Wakey, wakey luv !!Who, in their right mind, would shag Dolly ? !


  12. 23
    Albert Hall says:

    Some women prefer ugly blokes, f*** knows why. But then Kate is no oil painting although I’d sooner have her in bed with no clothes on than Derek in his best suit.


  13. 30
    Steve Miliband says:

    If you’re ugly why make it worse by wearing brown shirt and v neck combo? Schoolboy error


  14. 31
    smoggie says:

    Has he not learned fuck all about online security?! Apparently not.

    And have we found the mole?


  15. 36
    Objective view says:

    Fat pissy tramp.


  16. 38
    Gordon Brown says:

    I witnesses to prove I have never met this man


  17. 46
    Steve Miliband says:


    Result so far 98% yes, 31% no

    Even Alan Johnson could see the error


    • 48
      Postman Prat says:

      What error ?


      • 72
        UKIP.i.am says:

        Mr Osborne made the allegation last week in an interview last week with The Spectator magazine, in which he said “people around Gordon Brown” while he was prime minister had “questions to answer” over allegations from Barclays that “senior Whitehall figures” had put pressure on them to post artificially low Libor rates.
        “My opposite number was the City minister for part of this period and Gordon Brown’s right hand man for all of it. So he has questions to answer as well. That’s Ed Balls, by the way,” he added.
        – – – – –

        How can this possibly be construed that Balls ‘leaned on’ banks to reduce the LIBOR rate? Osborne merely said that Balls had ‘questions to answer’ (seeing as Balls was in the Treasury part for part of the time in question). That is something that Cameron does every Wednesday for half an hour when Parliament can be bothered to sit.


    • 49
      Quisling says:

      Skewed by Cameron vacillating and clicking YES and NO button 3,000 times each


    • 52
      The Labour Cliterati - 50 Shites Of Red says:

      A 129% vote just shows the anger felt by the public leads to a larger than normal turn out.


    • 53
      Potty Toynbee says:

      The outcome has already been decided. Osborne MUST apologise to dear, sweet Ed Balls.


      • 59
        Steve Miliband says:

        How very dare he question the Minister in charge at the time of the scandal! What was he thinking? How could he contemplate that a Labour Minister was at all culpable for something within his remit!


      • 83
        Double Standards says:

        How about Chris Bryant apologising to David Cameron and Jeremy Hunt although of course The Speaker has ruled in favour of his chum and said that “Liar” is not unparliamentary if applied to a Tory


    • 54
      Red Ken Lyingscum says:

      My postal voters are out in force.


    • 73
      Gordon Brown says:

      It’s my green shoots of growth.


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  19. 61
    Anonymous says:

    No difference between an EU technocrat receiving a pension and paying only 8%tax , and any one else like Carr for example, trying legally, to mitigate the amount of tax they pay, is there?

    That’s why, and you can’t blame them, most people still believe that politicians are corrupt, and indeed they bloody well are!

    Who can blame people working in the black economy, when even politicians don’t legally have to pay their fair share of tax, so good luck to them, I don’t blame them one little bit! Do you?


    • 70
      HMRC says:

      Not at all


    • 71
      Mr A Pedant says:

      I hate to be a bit of a pedant here, but civil servants (EU or British or whatever) don’t pay income tax on their civil service wages.

      Even if the Eurocrats were ‘paying’ 100% tax, the net gain to the Eurotreasury would be €0.00.


      • 85
        Quisling says:

        Yes yes we get that, but the issue is the net gain to the individual that is the issue.


        • 90
          Revd. Phoney (£rd Fucking Way) B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

          Grodon was my special choice to manage the economy of my £rd Way. Wasn’t that inspired?!

          And, in case you wondered, I gained plenty!

          Must rush!!


          • Someone right Inside Mandy rectum says:

            We are actively arranging for this very high figure of 8% to be substantially reduced and or we are compensated with at least a 10% annual increase of our EUSSR Pensions,because we are suffering the effects of inflation & adverse exchange rates, which is not acceptable.


    • 97
      smoggie says:

      yes I fucking do. Because you can blame them for wanting it for themselves while trying to prevent same for the rest of us. That means: private schooling; tax avoidance; inflation protected pensions; multi-million property portfolios; taxpayer funded jetset lifestyles, to name but a few privileges that the socialist elite always manages to set aside for themselves.


  20. 68
    anon says:

    Not another ménagerie à trois story in the neverending political / journalist circus.
    My heart goes out for the shetland pony.


  21. 88
    concrete pump says:

    Garraway used to be cute years ago on Meridian news. Since she shacked up with that fat c*nt Draper i stopped perusing her infamous ‘upskirt’ clip.


  22. 93

    Іn cаsе іt upsеts аny fеmіnіst vіsіtоrs, І shаll sаy thаt І wоuld tаp іt оthеrwіsе, but dеfіnіtеly nоt аftеr Drаpеr’s slіmе.


  23. 94
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am starting a new career as a Chippendale.


  24. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Who gives a shit?


  25. 100
    annette curton says:

    No conflict of interest here then. (extract from Northampton Chronicle)

    South Northamptonshire Conservative MP, Andrea Leadsom, has urged Chancellor George Osborne to apologise to rival Ed Balls for saying he had “questions to answer” over the Barclays rate-fixing scandal.

    Mrs Leadsom, a former director with the embattled banking giant Barclays, made the plea after the deputy governor of the Bank of England “absolutely” rejected suggestions he had leant on the bank to manipulate the Libor or that Labour ministers had encouraged him to do so.

    Ms Leadsom, who sits on the Treasury Select Committee, said fellow Tory Mr Osborne had made a mistake last week by claiming that figures in Gordon Brown’s inner circle were involved in pressurising Barclays into altering the key lending rate.

    The MP told BBC Radio 4’s World Tonight programme last night: “Obviously he made a mistake and I think he should apologise.

    “I think it was a very valid discussion at the time about who knew what and it has now been completely squashed by Paul Tucker.”


  26. 101
    annette curton says:

    Ignore my previous post if it surfaces from mod.
    No conflict of interest here then?.



  27. 106
    Helen Keller says:



  28. 108
    EUSSR We screw you News says:

    The French President here for a all expenses paid,by UK, lunch with the Head of this Dept, D Cameron. The President has thanked Cameron personally & in private for the £15B loan (=almost 19B Euros) @ 2% but with differed interest payments holiday until 22nd Century, that Cameron has provided with no questions asked.

    It proves the harmonious relationship between France & this Dept of EUSSR

    More EUSSR We always Screw You News later…….


  29. 111
    English Liberation Front says:

    Snooping through emails, eh? Wonder where she gets that from. Oh, of course, it is now British government policy to spy on its own people – “if you have nothing to hide” etc.


  30. 112

    “It wasn’t a love affair”
    Was it a one night cubicle encounter with a rent boy ?


  31. 113
    Secretary of Rent Boys Unlimited says:

    This crowd of toss*rs, wankers, parasites & pimps gives us hard working Rent Boys a bad name….

    Its not allowed under ECHR Acts!!


  32. 115
    Former Tory But Now a UKIP convert says:

    Yet another nail in the coffin of this EUSSR Huge Ponzi scam by Nigel Farage

    When this EUSSR Ponzi Scam finally implodes there is going to be Blood on
    the Streets……..


  33. 118
    keredybretsa says:

    Not anuvver Delboy with dodgy he- or is it fe-mails????


  34. 119
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Isn’t Draper – some kind of a ‘Tool’ – the idiot tool fool for the front of the Fabians?


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