Family Breakdown Rocks Cabinet
Millionaire Cabinet Secretary Caroline Spelman spent a year’s salary on a botched injunction the last time her son went off the rails, but ‘roid-popping Jonny’s latest embarrassment has been laid bare for all to see. The disgraced England rugby prodigy posted a video online claiming the Environment Secretary is kicking him out of the family home, then begs for money to support his new chosen career: body-building. According to the Daily Star Sunday Jonny has dropped out of his £31,000-a-year boarding school, moaning:
“My aim is to be the biggest guy there ever was…basically you know I wanna be the next Mr Olympia. Obviously this does come at a price, I’m afraid, as I’ve chosen bodybuilding as my life and my parents have sort of decided that they’re not happy with that. They’ve told me eventually I’m gonna have to move out and they’ve stopped supporting me financially.”
With Dave leaving his daughter in the pub and Spelman leaving her son out in the cold, family breakdown is spreading throughout the Cabinet. Did someone say Broken Britain…
I wish my girlfriend’s tits were that big…
So do I.
Who gives a stuff? If the boy wants to spend his life covering himself in Bovril and gurning at idiots why stop him? It’s not that much different from being a politician after all… although they do usually keep the slathering-themselves-in-Bovril to the bedroom…
Should have left HIM in the pub!
Does he realise what an ugly treacle stained gimp he looks?
Still, with all those muscles he’ll be well placed to be an even bigger grasper than his mother should he enter politics….
£31,000 well spent to achieve that standard of English
Mum and Dad must be so proud of their narcissistic little prick
That photo for a moment I thought wass old Boris
“My aim is to be the biggest guy there ever was”
biggest gay morelike
What is it that makes these people think that OTHER people should pay for their hobbies?
Get a job and pay for your addiction!
Does he realise what an ugly treacle stained gimp he looks?
This is the guy who joined a body building site claiming to be a 21 year old and asked a question as to what he a 17 year old should use as anabolic steroids?
The answer would be no he would not realize what a gimp he looked like.
Anyone got a link to the vid of him moaning?
Is it Jodie Marsh in drag?
Jodie Marsh now has a bigger cock than this dick
He is obviously having mental problems, possibly not helped by the drugs. What he needs is one of David Cameron’s hugs and three years in the army and he’ll be fine.
I bet they live on a council estate.
Is he using fake tan there, or Ronseal?
Looks more like Sadolin to me
Cuprinol: it’s good for wood.
Yes probably that fake tan stuff painted on, you know stuff folks paint on themselves when they have had bad weather on holiday, can look a bit streaky if not done properly
Totty watch?
In other words he just wants to make a career out of his favourite pass time
Pumping himself , Full of drugs
That game is full of it inspite of all the complications that ensue through taking them, well documented. It wasn’t these sweeties that got him banned was it
Yummy, my kind of guy!
He also likes posing in his underpants
Can they not get hold of some of those vouchers for parenting classes that Dave was advocating a couple of months ago?
Is it human?
Cabinet member raises fuckwit child, non shocker..
Tasty,very,very,tasty !
““My aim is to be the biggest guy there ever was…”
Tom Watson is bigger than Johnny?
Tommy is bigger than most people, but hasn’t got that guy’s definition
Sorry, was that Brokeback Britain?
Another spoilt boy gone off the rails. They should have dealt with him years ago.He has been indulged and this is the result. a very sad story.
And yet his parents are still deemed fit to tell the rest of the country how they should be living their lives. How wierd.
Everyone deserves a second chance,even Jonny.
I would never treat my son, Che this way Louise. Here is a good picture of me telling the PM to sack Jeremy Hunt, it will send my female admirers wild with passion, unfortunately they have put me next to that nancy boy. Boaz.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150488/Revealed-Murdoch-company-recruited-staff-Hunts-firm-eve-BSkyB-bid.html
Hey Handy, one of my Aides has just found this about you on line. Well done. Boaz.
http://libdemscornwallsoutheast.blogspot.co.uk/2011/03/mike-hancock-mp-portsmouth-south_25.html
He could always move to California and become Governor. I hear voters go for immigrant body-builders there. (He could even try to marry a Kennedy into the bargain.) In any event, let’s just all say !Hasta la vista! to the young Mr Spelman, and Mum too, for that matter.
It’s gathering momentum !
2 Tory councillors on Milton Keynes Council have defected to UKIP !!!!!!!!!
Oooh! Whoopy do! Tossers.
Defecated on Milton Keynes, has anyone noticed?
2 eh? Who would have thought it?
I expect they will now do the honourable thing and resign so a by-election can be held. Thought not.
You’re a sick bleeder putting this up Guido
Sarah?
Easy to sneer at a families distress, becoming a bit like the Daily Mail around here.
You are so right. We should be making those deep throaty chuckling noises instead.
Spot on. Who cares about their family problems? Only a moron. I care about how well she does here job. I hope someone gets hold of Guido s family issues and publishes it.
Easy to sneer at shit grammar. ” a families” ? FFS.
Muckraking of the worst kind. Thisis exactly the sort of journalism that Levison was set up to stop. Guido, you look after your kids and keep your dirty nose out of other people’s families. Schadenfreude on an industrial scale is very ugly.
This young man is begging from the public for money instead of going out and earning his living. I think it is worthy of comment.
And what has that to do with his mother? Are you so low-brow as to be interested in this? I assume you signed up to Guido for political insight, not common gossip. If you need that in your life I suggest you try “Hello” or “East Enders”.
I was far less interested until you came along trying to pretend there was something wrong with a person following the doings of a beggar whose mother is supposed to be someone worth listening to. Obviously, drugs have a lot to do with this story, but where was she when he was first taking them?
The fact his mother has spent 10′s of thousands on ‘lawfare’ to keep this over-privileged twat out of the news, whilst lecturing the nation on how they should live their lives?
Will that do?
Or the fact that with a dozen proper farmers or countrymen in the ranks of Tory MP’s, cmd gives Defra to an MP with serious links to the sort of large pharma companies, with a very direct interest in introducing mono-culture geneticaly modified crops , which are absolutely not in the best interest of the British countryside.
FFS, if she can’t explain to her own son that taking ‘roids are going to leave him with a dick the size of a peanut and a high likelehood of ”roid rage issues’, why should we trust her judgement on what are acceptable chemical inputs for our agriculture ?
MP’s present an idealised view of themselves and their families in order to get elected.
The public has a right to know if it’s bullshit.
“Backwoodsman” yes but you can live with that, but there are even worse side effects such as high blood pressure and sclerosis of the liver
And what has that to do with his mother? Are you so low-brow as to be interested in this? I assume you signed up to Guido for political insight, not common gossip. If you need that in your life I suggest you try “Hello” or “East Enders”.
Signed up? No one ‘signs up’ to visit this site.
It has to do with his mother because he is still legally a minor and responsible for his care and conduct. An old-fashioned view, granted, but not one without its merits.
Get a life. It is nothing to do with you, or me. It’s a private affair.
I wish I could say I gave a flying fuck, but I don’t!
Complicated grown-up family relationship problems, and misplacing your kids now and then – most of us have been there, done that. Not parliamentary tittle/tattle enough for me. Hypocrisy and sleaze is what I want here.
All we need now is for that public schoolboy to have a fling with ex model and now bodybuilding champion Jodi March and the story is complete.
“My aim is to be the biggest guy there ever was”
Yes, but will you be able to swim faster than a shark?
I suggest, gentlemen, that this is a wind up, and that young Spelman is pulling your plonkers.
Well, we’re hardly invading the privacy of a chap who wants to make a living posing in public.
Anyone else remember Clive James comparing Arnold in his prime to a ‘brown condom stuffed with walnuts’?
Video is here:
Kids are off limits.
Poor show.
But it’s OK to comment about Cameron’s daughter eh?
You’re a moron.
You’re a socialist – same thing really.
+1 Jimmy
The “Kid” in question is almost 18 not an eight year old girl, kids of that age are like miss guided misiles you have got to have eyes in the back of your head to keep track of them, it was the adults fault not the kid’s, but in the 18 year old’s case he is old enough to know, as Mainwaring would say, “Stupid boy”
Shouldn’t meat heads like him be charged VAT?
Go ahead Gideon, you tax everything else
I’d like to tax his little sausage roll.
It frightens me, if this is how they treat their children, what chance does Britain have.
Of course he could have gone to a bog standard comp, and his parents having to put overtime in to make ends meet
doesn’t even look that big; is he getting enough protein at home?