June 13th, 2012

Leaked Tory Crib Sheet of Planted Hunt Questions


  1. 1
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Where’s my blank thyeet of paper ?

  2. 2
    Well says:

    Labour are nasty lying shits

    Hows the hunt for those peky WMD`s going?

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Mike Hunt says:

    They all sound quite reasonable questions, especially the ones referring to McMental and his team of thugs.

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Does my honourable friend agree with me that when the Euro area fails and our economy worsens at least our media will report it without influence, apart from the Beeb obvs

  6. 6
    mar45 says:

    Well well what lying opportunistic bullies Labour are. And Balls has the nerve to say flashman to DC. What a joke they have turned this into

  7. 7
    Selohesra says:

    Lets hope they all still use these questions just to highlight the farce of this ridiculous charade

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    No more lifeboats left on EU Titanic

    Nigel Farage – Rearranging the deckchairs is not enough:

  9. 9
    Archer Karcher says:

    They can always join the Euro, oh wait…….

  10. 10
    The BBC are cunts says:

  11. 11
    Gonk says:

    Does My Honourable friend agree with me that if Chris Bryant emits anymore trampsweat or becomes even more oily he will slip down a crack in the palace flooring and disappear into the London sewers. Or not. Isn’t it.

  12. 12
    Labour Liar says:

    More plants than Kew Gardens!

    It won’t be long until Gordon Brown appears and swears under oath that Labour never use techniques.

  13. 13
    Aerobubble says:

    Here! Here! They just can’t get over the fact they can no longer pulls the strings and are wasting Parliamentary time by this sour grapes hypocrassy

  14. 14
    Fish says:

    What a tosser Cable is. He was the main cause that all of this trouble landed in Hunt’s lap and he fails to support his coalition colleague.

  15. 15
    Sky says:

  16. 16
    Breaking@Leveson. says:

    Salmond tells Leveson he believe’s observer hacked his bank account.

  17. 17
    For those who missed it... says:

  18. 18

    My client would remind you all, as he said under oath,that he never ever met Rupert Murdoch. Or anyone connected with the newspaper industry.
    He never read a newspaper, saw a front page or a colour supplement pull out.

    Further, he never met anyone who had read a paper or seen a television and if their ever was such thing as the British media, that he was unaware of it.

    William Quango QC.

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    ConcernedUKcitizen says:

    The information that was overlooked during John Major’s stint at the Leveson Inquiry yesterday was HOW Murdoch demanded Major( and the Tory Gov’t) should change their stance on Europe. Major very cleverly avoided that (was Jay primed not to probe that further?) as it would have probably exposed that fact that he did, in the end, bow to Murdoch’s demands.

    I believe Murdoch to be pro Europe, pro the UK submission to Europe and ultimately the UK’s submission to full political and fiscal European Union. He obviously doesn’t care much for soveriegn states.

    Why might that be do you think?

  20. 20

    Cable predicts that Jeremy Hunt will resign before the end of this Parliament.
    Or this decade.
    Or century.

    Whichever comes first.

  21. 21
    Incapable Vince says:

    Treachery – thy name is FibDem.

  22. 22
    Marmite says:

    What is wrong with Tories asking scripted questions? I’ve never known a Leiber MP ask a question that wasn’t written down for them.

    Mind you, as Leiber are as thick as pig shyte, I’m surprised they can read at all.

    By the way, Chris Bryant is on at the moment spo..uting off with his usual venom & spite. Now he is a feckin l..i..a..r..!!

  23. 23
    Gonk says:

    I’d quite forgotten that they were supposed to be colleagues.

  24. 24
    Get out while we can says:

    Well said Nigel. You seem to be gaining more support in that EU parliament too.

  25. 25

    I think you are wrong.

    Murdoch has always been anti big state.
    Why do think the luvvies hate him so much?

  26. 26
    Gordon Brown - with that weird jaw movement when they jiggle the broomstick up his arse says:

    Weren’t me guv!

  27. 27
    Andy Coulson says:

    I had nothing to do with this at all.

    Better ask Baroness Warsi for a comment !

  28. 28

    Do you remember under the loony PM Labour had to make sure ALL questions were scripted as McDoom couldn’t deal with anything unrehearsed.

    Dave used to say “well read!”

  29. 29
    Taxpayer says:

    I feel as if my bank account has been being hacked by the likes of Salmond for some years now.

  30. 30
    An Open invitation to the BBC says:

    A warm welcome awaits you and all your shit stained colleagues, here at the top of Mount V. It’s life changing!

  31. 31
    Mike Hunt says:

    At least he has his clothes on.


  32. 32
    Popeye says:

    Are you suggesting that one of those “honourable” Lib/Dems leaked the Hunt paper or a loyal Socialist civil servant?

  33. 33
    Marmite says:

    I think Bryant’s grubby underpants should be worn on his lying head, so that he can look more f**lish than he already does.
    He’s nothing more than a dirty little fecker.

  34. 34
  35. 35
    I feel so 'cohesive' these days. says:

    Mmmmmm the spicy one. Does anyone know what first attracted her to the Labour-supporting Abid Hussain as a business partner?

  36. 36
    Marmite says:

    So have the Limp Dumps ‘gonk’. Nasty bunch of tre..a..cher..o..u..s back stabbers.

  37. 37
    Ah! Monika says:

    Scotland’s First Minister Alex Salmond tells the Leveson Inquiry into press standards that his bank account was accessed by the Observer newspaper.

    Is The Observer any relation to The Guardian?

  38. 38
    Marmite says:

    I remember Bill. :)

  39. 39

    Hattie’s Leveson statement:

    “oh what a lot of big words! It’s all too complicated for pretty little girlie head to deal with. This sounds like men’s talk. I don’t know who was involved or spoke to someone or how anything works.

    I think it would be better if you spoke to my husband.”

  40. 40

    They have a civil partnership.

  41. 41
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m back in my private toilet in Fife, playing with my Nokia and doing a plop.

  42. 42
    Goron says:

    Great start by Murray. Come on ANDY!!

  43. 43
    stevetierneyuk says:

    Parties plan what they might say in parliament?? Surely not??


  44. 44
    GOB says:

    If Dave gets his way they will be able to get a State wedding. Not that they do Church anyway.

  45. 45
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Scoring points, that’s all any of this ever is; “I know you are, but what am I?”
    Cameron and Miliband as teenagers:

    Ask him whether he agrees he ought not beat his wife, as long as you’re at it, FFS!

  46. 46
    ConcernedUKcitizen says:

    I think you are wrong.

    When the EU Project began after WWII as a part of The Marshall Plan, and right through to 1989, Europe was a USA bulwark against statism in the guise of the USSR and Warsaw Pact. It was Libertarian project. Even so, European nations had far more mixed economies in the 60s through 80s than today. Now it has members of the Warsaw Pact as members, and since 1989 it seems to have moved increasingly towards an ever more rapacious Libertarianism which now threatens to destroy it much as it seems to have economically and socially destroyed the USA… either that or it’s been a very elaborate contrivance.

    Just bear in mind all the Libertarian Political Correctness over extent decades, and just look at how the EU’s economies and Britain’s have almost been turned in to “cabbage patch economies”… little “metal bashing” (except in Germany), erosion of armed forces etc. etc. Does this remind you of anything from last century’s history? It should. Does any group figure in this at rates which directly reject the statistical Null Hypothesis?

    Who was Murdoch’s mother?

  47. 47
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes and mine too! It would be a real shame if those Olympic Zil lanes for the more equal people were blocked with broken down juggernauts, skips, piles of rubbish and rubble and slow moving cyclists. Government of the people by the political class for the political class.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    “Crash” and ” Out” come to mind

  49. 49
    Ah! Monika says:

    Is that THE Mount of Venus? It certainly is life changing, particularly on the first assent.

  50. 50
    alan whittle says:

    The new issue of Notes of the boarderland magazine, issue 10 is now out, check our website for further details

  51. 51
    Jimmy says:

    You do realise they didn’t give you that to publish.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Im hoping Labour continue to make fools of themselves on a regular basis, nobody watching their dire performance could seriously want any of them near Government ever again. They were so pleased with themselves as they stood outside Greggs clutching their carrier bags,future leaders, i dont think so !

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    This is what amazes me, the likes of Watson and Bryant having the nerve to stand up and accuse anybody of wrong doing, when they wrote the book themselves!

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Cable is a con man !

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    Major was and still is, an EU Federalist says:

    Murdoch has always been firmly anti-EU. That is why the Sun has always been anti-EU. His own words ” If you want to understand me, read the Sun”.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    1) The Scottish Government doesn’t have control over income tax, national insurance or VAT. The only tax they can influence is Council Tax, which has been frozen for years – unlike some of those Westminster taxes.

    2) What have Olympic lanes got to do with the Scottish Government?

    Honestly, the sooner we have independence the better – if nothing else it might spare us from the bizarre nature of political discourse down south.

  57. 57
    Nigel Farage MEP says:

    Thanks for the reply.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Pathetic coughing! Feeble attempt to explain his deliberate use of a word that the NBC should sack him for using

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    the NBC being the Naghty Broadcasting C**ts

  60. 60
    Mandy says:

    But I do like him

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