March 19th, 2012

SpAd Who’s Who


  1. 1
    helpful says:

    Dont they also say that about dogs and owners?

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:


  3. 3
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    37 seconds in. does he really say “churnalist” ?

    And I apologise to all, but I really did think for half a second “whats draper doing with Michael howard” at the end.

  4. 4
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Allah bless Iran! They’re entitled to nukes. Death to J e ws! Oops, I wasn’t meant to say that last part out loud.

  5. 5
    Der rote baron says:

    The only useful SPADs shot down German aircraft in the First World War.

  6. 6
    Ed Bollocks says:

    I often have Alex polish my balls with his slimy tongue!

  7. 7
    Mehdi Hasan, Jenny Tonge says:

    We don’t like Woody Allen or the Coen Brothers. But Yusuf Islam is great.

  8. 8
    Albert Hall says:

    Guido I have to report that Giles is not the best looking bloke I’ve seen for some time, in fact if I was cruel and heartless I reckon he’s downright ugly.

  9. 9
    Some Geezer wot's gonna call 'em as he sees 'em says:

    Has anyone else noticed Balls’ SpAd Alex Belardinelli is only missing a streak of white hair to make him look like someone else we might know around here?

  10. 10
    Reginald Kray says:

    Blimey! Any bloke that can make me and bruvva Ron look ‘andsome by comparison–well, let’s not be TOO unkind…

  11. 11
    Fairly bored says:

    Has anyone else noticed that Alex Belardinelli is an anagram of “Banal Red Exile, ill”?

  12. 12
    Durr... says:

    Is it just me who couldn’t give a monkey’s toss?

  13. 13
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Why do all these people need SpAd’s? Is it beyond their capabilities to do the job they were employed to do? Or is it because they like to create jobs for their mates?

    Either way it’s wrong.

  14. 14
    jgm2 says:

    Or ‘Ill bred anal exile’.

  15. 15
    Fairly bored says:

    ..or Ill Anal Bleeder XI

  16. 16
    Gordon Brown says:

    Me so horny

  17. 17
    Fairly bored says:

    Your real name is Alex “Anal Bleeder” Belardinelli, you were horribly bullied at school and I claim my £10.

  18. 18
    Distraught master & commander says:

    Get your digit out Geo Osbne on wednesday and make it friendly city to invest in
    we are losing out here,

    MOSCOW (Dow Jones)–Russia’s largest gold producer OAO Polyus Gold (PLGL.RS) said Monday it has abandoned its plans to move its domicile status to London.

    Polyus, controlled by Russian billionaire Mikhkail Prokhorov, said it has withdrawn its request for the Russian governmental commission on foreign investments to relocate, but declined to provide further comments.

  19. 19
    Durr... says:

    It’s because once they were do gooders and now they just want to stay on the gravy train, doing bugger all that makes any difference and justifying their wasteful existance. Am I disillusioned, yes I bloody am.

  20. 20
    Durr... says:

    And I forgot to mention costing you and me, once millions but now measured in billions.

  21. 21
    My name is Gordon and I was very important in my day says:

    I did not need a SPaD because I was very popular with the press

  22. 22
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Yes. I agree.

    Jobs for the boys.

  23. 23
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Mr Bag and I were both disillusioned.

    That’s why we left the UK.

  24. 24
    Barnet F.C. says:

    “Ever wondered what some blog favourites looked like?”

    Er, not really. Excepting James Beanpole, I just assumed they were all roly-poly shaped with a hairdo that was doing a passable impression of a Grenadier Guard’s headgear? Being as bald as a coot, Old Holborn only fulfills the first of these criteria.

  25. 25
    Durr... says:

    It’s all right now… little Pakistan/India/Somalia, we are all happy multi culturalists now.

  26. 26
    Durr... says:

    and my response is awaiting moderation.

  27. 27
    Credulous says:

    He may be morphing into Ed Balls but he isn’t wearing a wig like Balls seems to be at present. Two of my daughters both commented on his foyal rugness and they are only 11 and 13 years old.

  28. 28

    I see here Majesty is taking out her silver shovel to bury bad news for the nasty parties

  29. 29

    stop phoning me at work.

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