CNN Confirm Piers Morgan Will Face the Music
The rest of the media finally caught up with what Guido told you four hours ago: Morgan will be before Leveson this week. CNN have confirmed and Guido’s sources say the appearance is pencilled in for Tuesday. You can refresh yourself with Guido’s campaign to get to this point here. Morgan will deny phone-hacking under oath. What could possibly go wrong further down the line…
UPDATE: Rumour has it Morgan has asked to testify via video link from New York. He just can’t stop spinning. His rapidly declining audience will barely notice if he misses one show. Leveson should tell him to get on a plane. Morgan needs to be in the room with one hand on the bible…
Popcorn will be ready.
Live chat Guido/Neo Guido and a wave
It’ll be Moron’s biggest audience for years.
As usual, I will be as smooth as sandpaper, as trustworthy as Mandy and as honest as Alyingstare Campbell.
And as attractive to the opposite sex and sexy as me. Boaz Piers.
Hmmm what flavour of Ben and Jerrys ice cream should I buy in.
Rocky Road?
Key Limey Creampie Stollen Dough?
Quince Cider Delight?
Sugar Plum and Ramps?
This may be the one Piers is going to have:
http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/
Thanks for all your suggestions folks. I’m sure by working together “We can work it out”
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I didn’t even need to follow the link to guess who that would be.
I’ve clicked on Guido’s email the second it arrived only to discover that Billy has already hit and run…
Billy is actually the order-order webmaster / webmistress and the comments are loaded before the pages go live.
The question is….
Is Billy Guido ? …. OR Is Guido Billy ?
No wonder he won the caption comp. He needed his own free t-shirt.
I resign.
Why would he have been phone hacking under oath?
More likely to have been phone hacking with oaths.
Sniff, sniff, it’s OK, I’ll be alright, just give me a minute, sniff…
Eh Dad, knock it off yeah?
All our mates take the piss out of us at school every time you do this innit,
You don’t have to cry when you hear Piers Morgan’s name anymore, the pussyole interviews over, y’get me?
You seem to have a bit of a problem with Morgan. I’d rather see Rusbridger in the dock.
Preferably St Katharine’s Dock. In a box with plenty of ballast.
Guido and Moron are deadly rivals for Rupert’s love.
Whereas you are just in love with the piece of filth that is Alistair Campbell.
Yes but this is not the dock is it – it’s an Inquiry. I will repeat my question from an earlier page.
Can one of you bright lot please re-assure me that all of this evidence being aired at the Leveson Inquiry will not prejudice prosecutions. The ultimate cynic might say this has all been contrived to protect the guilty parties.
Will what happens here mean he cannot face court?
But strictly speaking it is not the dock is it? Will all of the publicity surrounding the inquiry prejudice legal proceedings and is this all a stitch up?
What questions need to be asked of the Moron?
list/comments/suggestions please
(1) Opening Question
Why are you such a smarmy K.unt ?
They should ask is it true about Sven leaving message on Ulrika’s phone in Swedish, and the Mirror recorded it, and office secretary translating it .
Kid Gloves or The Rack? What do we reckon?
Start with the privites, a red hot poker up the anus concentrates the mind wonderfully.
I’ve always been partial to the Bastinado, myself; nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
nobody expects…
Right get those 3booked for an appearance at Leveson. It needs sexing up a bit as the ratings are down.
The Catherine Wheel is said to be effective!
O/T but great to see the Frogs going Radio Rental about the prospect of losing the AAA status.
I love the way the innocents here think a pro like Piers is going to get a chewing.
Bless ‘em.
Personally, I think they should just hand the big faced fucker over to me.
I’ve got a nice strong double noose I had specially made for him and that other Teflon coated slug Blair for a time just like this, stations are queuing round the fucking block for Pay-Per-View rights, go on, lemme at him…
Could we please have the knot at the back of the neck instead of under the chin Albert, oh and not too long of a drop would make good entertainment.
I thought you righties would have stopped doing that after Stephen Milligan.
The orange was a message from his killers– orange, Ulster, get it? And the MSM and the plod want us to believe it was one of those David Carradine deals! And I’m not even so sure about Mr Kill Bill either…
Left or Right, they’re all the same to us here at the office, just as long as they’ve got a windpipe and are proven to be top dollar Hunts, they’re gonna drop.
It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it.
Ahhhh. It is you.
How are things in Alderney?
Zis is what I like about ze British, zey like to make zeir condemned suffer– ptui! Ze way I do it, no muss no fuss, always get it right ze first time– well, maybe a LEETLE muss…
Moins de bavarde, plus d’action svp.
I love the way the innocents here think a pro like Piers is going to get a chewing.
Bless ‘em.
He’s a pro all right the fuckin’ media whore.
Figured out a moniker for the second posting, did we?
Why bother with that twerp Billy, just checked out his blog and it’s only good for passing tumbleweed FFS?
You were in good company then.
moron just sums up the lefties in this country and lefties this country has produced.
Could this be the end of the Piers show.
The “What the Editor Saw” machine appears to be broken. Nothing to see here, move along, please.
>Is on naughty step again.
False alarm
phew
Fenton, Fenton, Fenton, FENTON, Oh Jesus Christ, Fenton, Oh Jesus Christ, Fenton, Christ, Fenton!
FUCK OFF!
Signed.
Czech Republic, Hungary, Denmark, Sweden, Holland, Ireland.
French banker says UK should be downgraded first…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16207748
Time to get out of the EU…… bunch of ***ts !!
Indeed, the head of the Bank of France and European Central Bank (ECB) policymaker Christian Noyer said that the UK should be downgraded before France, “which has more deficits, as much debt, more inflation, less growth than us and where credit is slumping”.
The obvious fact the the British Banks aren’t exposed to club Med debit like the French banks seems to have passed him by, funny little man.
More deficits? Same debt? More inflation? Less growth? What is he talking about? The Maximum Imbecile left this country in the most robust of financial health – he told us so.
Standard & Poor’s has just downgraded 10 Spanish banks by applying new ratings criteria, and warned it may lower their short-term scores further.
Moderated again, it seems anything I write over one paragraph gets moderated of late???
I’ll get me coat
Sorted.
Tar.
It was the dreaded Legume Trap again – Europ-ean.
Ahh I see now, thanks.
If memory serves the ban on p*e & r*ce happened shortly after Brillo gave Diane Abbott a pasting on ‘This Week’ in June of last year. The result of which was so many ‘chicken r*ce and p*a jokes/comments the words got banned.
But I think that time has past now and they should be allowed back.
Remember her eyes on the ceiling, hahahahaha… classic!
May I suggest that if a Firefox user, you ask the Askylist for help? Look in the comments – there’s an app for that there.
Remember – Google is your friend.
Time for a tune
I can’t beleive the stupid tool is getting involved with thses sickos, selling kids on ebay! FFS
Balls was on the radio earlier supporting the e-petition motion to build financial education into the curriculum – presumably so the fucker can go back to school and learn something…and take his old boss with him.
“4 disabled children available on ebay.”
Doesn’t that count as child trafficking? Where’s Dynaplod when you need him!
Surprised Handycock’s not replied to him – plenty of opportunity for the Portsmouth mongfondler there, and he could probably put it on expenses!
Hat or supporting hat in the ring ? bye election wobble ? see if does translate into dirty faction campaign game when results come in .
I would have supported it & bought one. But after seeing Balls endorse it, I decided against it as it must be toxic in some way.
You just cant fucking trust Blinkey. Not even on this one.
‘geat’?
Remember Blinky cant pronounce his “r’s”
Piers won’t have a leg to stand on.
Ok, Piers was a bit nauseous.
But on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ he was a revelation; and on ‘America’s Got Talent’ – omg, he’s AWESOME!!!
Since I watch neither of those amateur variety shows, I cannot comment on his awesomeness or otherwise. Having been exposed briefly to the genre, I would imagine that the smarmy cunt is just as anodyne a judge as he is an interviewer, so I shall spare myself the experience.
I suppose you also watch Strictly Come Wasting the License Fee and the Ex-Take That Factor, so I shall give your appraisal of Mr Morgan’s capabilities the respect it deserves.
An apposite appraisal for a useless berk: He should go far.
Take that as you find it….
I fucking hate the foetus faced twat !
SKY NEWS ! The Governor of the bank of France said
“If anybody is going to lose their “triple A” rating it should be Britain
NOT FRANCE !
You frog twat !
Is this bloke in danger of being kicked out by the dwarf? Sure looks like it judging by the arse-creeping he is doing, especially considering the dire state of les finances froggies.
Well if that be the judgement , could me lud please add , in future mps will be exempt from legal aid criteria ?
That exemption only applies to the hearings relating to parliamentary privilege – they still have to repay the legal costs of their respective trials
Not what R4 reported, interesting to see who’s right, if it was in any doubt.
I am still in a bit of a tiz on yesterdays press skirmisch , on this subject , but would ne doubt , he was in the same game as those currently enjoying levenson , still find the fake army photos hard to forgive .
as you say , no point in missing him out in this pan press scandle/enquiry as he was so much of the era and a big player .
Press freedom is a vital check and balance , there is perhaps the reporting of things in the public domain , opinion and comments , then there are things that are of interest in private matters that need enquiry and response. The press perhaps will end up a sort of regualtion , that if they do not do there homework before publishing and we have smear instead of unanswered questions is what may need pre and post publishing examination .
Arbiting stories via a sort of czar before publishing has all sorts of problems .
we are looking at extreme breeches (although on large scale and previous taken as common practice) , self regualtion has clearly not been able to stop an adventure into areas , that are very questionable as what the press should be about , and they blame competition pressures in a way rioters felt urged to nick plasma screens . there is a line of professional standards , perhaps on extreme occasion the reason to risk or break them , the bland accusing the dirty in this business is like negioating price in extortion , from what i have seen so far .
Should public figures be ruined by errors of falsehoods? , surely the press has to accept somthing about the deliberate and the genuine errorr as do the rest of us .
An Iron Lady T-shirt would have been fine, though.
My paper today tells me that a taxi dr*ver in Oz was fined a large sum of cash for wearing jeans whilst on duty – ie operating his taximeter cabriolet perfectly competently.
WTF cares what the operator is wearing so long as he is decent? Has that Julie Whatsername gone quite mad since she grabbed the levers of power?