To Russia, For Love?
What would you do if you were an MP, on the Defence Select Committee, whose former aide and lover is facing deportation for spying for the Russkies, you are one of the most pro-Russian politicians in the business and you have a reputation for banging Russian women? Avoiding Russia would be pretty high on the list if you had any concern about keeping your job. But then again you’re not lusty LibDem MP Mike “Handy-cock” Hancock. Red Mike is off to Russia this weekend to “monitor their elections”. And the rest…
In otherwords he is reporting back to his fsb handler
It beggars belief how such an obvious seedy little tratior be allowed to carry on in parliment.
What penetration do the All-Russia People’s Front enjoy, I wonder?
And what positions does he hold?
Usually the missionary position
If most MPs are members of “….Friends of Israel” clubs why shouldn’t some of them be friendly with Russia? I smell hypocrisy.
One could suggest an empirical experiment, or two, I suggest. A modest amount of cash will be necessary.
1. Go to Russia and try to pick up a ten year old girl, or boy, for sex.
2. Go to Israel and try the same thing.
Suggest that order because, the other way round, you would never get to experiment 2.
I can see why you are puzzled.
“Suggest that order because, the other way round, you would never get to experiment 2.”
Sounds like you’ve had some practical experience in these matters.
Interesting thought. On what basis of judgment can you claim that without risk of falling for the accusation yourself, Anonymong?
Tis nasty little man is a local legend in Portsmouth, he could as a raving looney and still win ,oh wait he does he’s libdem .local paper receives huge cash from local council so seriously moderate news about libdem wrongdoings at all levels.
So what is Clegg going to do about Hancock? We had all the talk from Clegg that they should shut the gates of Westminster until politics is cleaned up. Then we had David Laws, Huhne, Cable, Hand-on-cock and other sordid Lie Dumbs acting inappropriately. So what is he doing about errant Lie Dumbs??
My immediate thought was that newspapers ought to fund themselves via profits and that no taxpayer money should be used to prop them up.
The ability to shape editorial direction is one of the main incentives to seek control or ownership of media outlets.
Remember Ron, “Afghan” Brown? He was just one of several MP’s of negotiable patriotism in Wilson’s Labour Party. Hancock is just the latest in a long line of Lefties who think our Country should be ruled by another Country.
Yes, Germany.
there’s traitors and traitors, then there’s Cameron.
What,s Cameron got to do with it ?
DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN OR NOT?
Who is paying for this pervert’s jolly?
Childline?
The real question is when is Clegg going to have the balls to do something about this grotesque little sex pest and why doesn’t Cameron apply pressure.
What does Handycock have on them?
I am considered a very important man in Eastern Europe:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/did-a-libidinous-lib-dem-ask-lobbyists-to-pay-his-lovers-way-6266358.html
My work there is very important. Your point about what I have on my Leaders is a very good one. Plenty, I have been procuring for them for years; and then there is the Grand Master!….Boaz.
Compared to Messrs Brown, Balls, Mandelson, Draper, Crow, Macbride etc., etc. I think you’re a very nice man, Mr H.
One has to ask, how is sending Hancock to Russia so that he can shaft their young girls a prudent use of taxpayer’s money?
When the Russians publish some of their pictures we can all enjoy the fun – so there might be a pay-off of sorts for the rest of us.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/8912005/Migration-in-2010-at-record-high.html
Immigration up under the Conservatives.
British Unemployment up under the Conservatives.
End this Brownonomic madness – vote UKIP.
Yeah, that’ll sort everything out.
That should of course be “formerly on the Defence Select Committee”, but hey, what are mere details?
But, in an exchange of letters released by the party today, he made clear he hoped to resume membership once Ms Zatuliveter’s case is concluded.
More like a sabbatical innit.
I take it the taxpayer is funding his airfares and hotel accommodation.
He never stops does he?
Repeat offender…
Who were the idiots who voted for him? Oh, Labour donkeys – that explains everything. I no longer vote for anyone. I suggest we all do the same and eventually, when the turnout drops below 10%, the House of Bastards and Thieves will get the message. Although I wouldn’t count on it.
Or maybe their were LibDem, Tory, UKIP, BMP, … whatever, donkeys.
A vote is a mandate to be ruled over, don’t give it.
Maybe his ‘handler’ has got information from his mole in MI6 that young Mike might be in the frame.
Perhaps he’s doing a Burgess.
..doing a Burgess?
No, there’s nowt queer about our Mike.
I’m not going anywhere
I’m puzzled, if he is reporting direct to the Boss, she wasn’t a honey-trap, merely a reward?
Can’t be a reward
She’s reached puberty
I do hope he’s not doing a runner.
All this negative publicity that Mike gets does wonders for the party here in Portsmouth.
Please don’t leave us Michael – you are Mr. Portsmouth after all!
A bit like T. Dan Smith, Mr. Newcastle?
Who is paying this time?
Baroness Addin?
SUBJECT: Germany’s Bond Issue
As Lard-arse was selling her wares
Traders of bonds preferred shares
Of a Bund with a bond
We’re not terribly fond
At 2% who the fuck cares ?
An Lib-Dem MP called Mike Hancock
Had a mistress – but that’s not the big shock
For the cute little ho’
Was a spy for Moscow
And sent all Mike’s news to the Soviet Bloc.
9/10. Scans better without ” Soviet”
Or
‘Who sent all his news to the Soviet Bloc’
or
Who rode on his throbbing small cock
Doesn’t MI6 have a “wet” unit to deal with scum like this?
They did but I shut it down. Can’t deprive traitors of their right to screw their own country.
Please accept my forgiveness in advance darling – whatever you get up to
Thanks Jaqui, hope you are enjoying your new car, I bought with taxpayer’s money. Another makeover for you when I get back.
I hope he catches the terrible Cockrotte.
cancel his passport, dont let him back into the country if he returns.
Cancel it and keep him in internal exile like his heroes used to do to dissidents.
It would have to be a real shithole for me to derive any enjoyment out of it but we might want to keep him away from places like Keighley though.
They don’t check passports any more, apparently, so the bastard could walk straight back in.
… but in any case didn’t his passport ‘fall into the sea’?
Do you need a passport these days what with ‘streamlined’ processing and next weeks strike.
Never the less, is this man more of a traitor than Cameron and his conservative party, including the so called Eurosceptics?
True. At least he’s upfront about his treachery. Submarine berths? Ta very much. I’m off to Moscow, me.
Keep taking the tablets you tosser.
as i’ve said before, the truth hurts and I claim £1m as you are Cameron’s spad. Will he be building an annexe for you on his newly acquired plot of land?
Oh, jealousy, what a sensible argument
keep taking camerons money you lying c u n t.
Tawt
Calm down dear.
+10
If he has a mistress then he is presumably more Dem than Lib? Liberals tend to be of the other sort.
He’s a LibDem and he does not bat for the other side, how quaint.
A rare apology from the Grauniad
“Published: 23 Nov 2011
THE Guardian was forced to apologise to the Leveson inquiry today after falsely accusing The Sun of doorstepping lawyer Carine Patry Hoskins. “
At least the rag did apologise.
The Guardian’s false accusation was on the front page. Their apology was buried somewhere inside.
In tiny font with the adverts.
So Germany is promising me a 30% gain if I lend Greece some money but only a 2% gain if I lend Germany some money so that they can give Greece the money to finance my 30% gain?
If Germany is so well off, why is Germany having to borrow money anyway?
shhhh
Some economists have been warning for weeks that Germany isn’t a safe haven.
If constituents are reflected by their MPs, then:
Bury North are a load of thieving crooks (David Chaytor)
Portsmouth South are a load of sexual perverts (Handycock), and
Buckingham are a load of thick mouthy mongs (Spеaker Bercow)
And presumably the people of Winchester are a bunch of sh1ts
were
Portsmouth LibDems are certainly a load of sexual perverts. Most of them are benders.
OK, then. Of these categories, which ones do we hate most?
My view is that you will always find sexual perverts and thieving crooks in any society. Its the thick mouthy mongs you have to blame because, if they developed their brains and each one grew a pair, then we would not be letting in the governmental types of Blair, Brown, or Rusty.
Monitoring his own erection more like, Meanwhile Clegg is now chasing the Black vote telling us their are not enough ethnic managers in football. What next Nick? Sharia rules after half time? That should pull in a few votes. What a twat.
Nobody complains about the number of black players in football – in population terms they are massively over-represented but that appears to be about participation and ability.
1. Who voted for this moron?
2. Why are we monitoring Russian elections?
3. How is he going to monitor the elections?
oh yes
4. Are we paying for him to go out there and do whatever he is doing?
I have had no education, I left school at fifteen, have had no education since. I am famous in Portsmouth for being both unable to spell nor put a grammatical sentence together. My letters are passed around as a source of great public amusement. I am not really monitoring Russian elections, I would not know how to even start. I am however the biggest sex trougher, parlaiment has ever seen, so there is your answer. If I have to do a little work for them to recipropcate for the young girls they provide, c’est la vie. Boaz.
“I am however the biggest sex trougher, parlaiment has ever seen”. Probably not, Lloyd George was a really randy old goat and he was a Liberal too.
Misspelling ‘Parliament’ was a particularly nice touch when putting this little piece together.
5. and who will be paying for the treatment for whatever he catches whilst he is there.
Thomas Crook’s
Why the fuck has this c’unt not been kicked out of parliament ffs?
It saddens me that it has come to this in my reign. This piece os sh*t (pardon my french) represents everything that has gone wrong with this benighted country, I am seriously thinking of giving up and abdicating.
Well said old girl, abdicate and we wll emigrate to Greece. Nice and cheap these days and lots of sun for our aching joints. I cannot for the life of me understand why he has not been tried for treason and incarcerated for the rest of his life and once inside let us hope they chop his balls off.
He asked a question in the border agency debate too….
He’ll need to de-brief his FSB handlers.
Another wanker for the Lubyanka.
“Applause”
Cameron seems to have a spad on here to respond to critics of his treacherous EU behaviour.
Is it getting to him?
Enjoy your one term, you won’t get another.
He’ll need more than a SpAd to get the treacherous label of his back.
Cameron is a fucking disgrace
+10
Hear, hear !
Poor old AnyMouse is getting paranoid – or at least well above what is acceptable even for loony lefties.
Perhaps he is rooting for the return of Brown & Balls?
God help us if this comes about as even dedicated tribal lefties would be circumspect on this.
pity you don’t seem to have a brain, but then Camerons tories don’t seem to have one grey cell between them and that includes you.
Who knows re SpaD allegation but I think he may very well might get re-elected in 2015 as long as the Labour Party is led by the “Two Eds”..one is completely useless and the other one would put the country into administration and IMF control….Cameron may be losing some support in his party and losing the support of women etc but Miliband & Co aren’t getting much traction with this group either….people realise that Labour’s plans on dealing with the deficit and the economy aren’t belived and neither is their close relationship with the unions either…so we could be in for another dose of Coalition politics…………..
Slightly O/T but not much….the first part of Nick Robinson’s New Series on BBC1 available on i-player is well worth a look at..he actually achieves balance(something I ‘d never thought was possible)and quite honestly makes the point that if people in the UK want better services then they’ve got to be prepared to pay for them.He also debunks the rationale for next weeks public sector strikes.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b017vd5m/Your_Money_and_How_They_Spend_It_Episode_1/
but then you have gone just for lab v cons, haven’t you? you need to think outside the box
PM of Luxembourg had it spot on the other day:
We all know what needs to be done but we want to be re-elected as well.
FOR GAWD SAKES, STOP SPENDING OUR MONEY ON UNNECESSARY STUFF
Cameron must go. He is a traitor.
Yuri, a Lib Dem English traitor-pervert wants to speak to you.
Another one?
He’ll probably be spending most of the time there monitoring his own election.
This is what will be waiting for me in Russia. Sod the elections.
Just another plank in the desensitisation, demoralisation and globalisation programme.
And a very Merry Christmas to you too Mr. Fawkes.
As you will find out very shortly (possibly as early as tomorrow) I have got off the hook again and my former secretary is not and never was a spy.
So where better to go and celebrate than good old Russia?
It was only a test case all along you mugs!
See you in Moscow the day after tomorrow, Mike. I hope you have bought me a teddy bear.
Mike I told you to keep quiet about this. We don’t want them to know that the Judge is one of us. Jahbulon.
Bit harsh Guido !
He’s probably only going over there to have a few evenings & threesomes with cheap Russian Prostitues.
No need to hound the man !
First it’s the debriefing at SVR headquarters , Yasenevo District, Moscow, followed by a secret presentation of the Hero of the Soviet Union medal in George Blake’s* dacha outside Moscow. Then, he’ll be back in the USSR to commemorate the 100th anniversary of Kim Philby’s birthday on 1 January 2012.
For those who doubt what he was up to, flick through this record of written questions: question about the deployment of QRA Typhoon to Iceland; UK/US co-operative engagement capability on UK ships; extensive questions on the nuclear deterrent, some of which were refused answers on security grounds.
Hancock is as personally flawed as other traitors … Philby, Ames, Hanssen… and, like Philby, he will be sorely disappointed by the sparse gratitude eventually offered by Mother Russia.
(*The traitor Blake caused the deaths of hundreds of agents, but at least had the excuse of brainwashing as a Korean War prisoner)
Whizz-bangers of old Blighty unite! You have nothing to lose but your parking meters.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-15867823
Fifteen attacks have been carried out by 14 meters in the last three months with the most recent attack on Monday.
Councillor Carl Maynard said such acts could seriously your wallet.
Meters attacking whom? Pedestrian or motorists? Are they robots?
Seriously your wallet? Hmmm since we are on Russia could it be the vodka talking?
Meters attacking your wallet?
That’ll be gas meters.
Sex for secrets. Nothing new about that , has been going on for years. In any case we don’t have a Royal Navy any more, so no harm done passing on the information. Lock up your daughters Russia! Whoahey! Boaz.
I will be waiting for you when you get off the plane in Moscow, Pervert.
Sound like a great life, how can I meet him?
TREASON!! The Fukker should hang
Why have the people of Portsmouth elected a kiddy fiddler, liar and traitor as their mouthpiece?
A long history of high local incest and perversion in the city.
The old problem arises, if I could put it in the most infelicitous way.
You are using your own criteria of judgment and deciding that he is of foul character.
The people of Pompey are using their own criteria of judgment and deciding that he is a god. He is everything that they aspire to.*
* I except from this the Portsmouth voter evidenced elsewhere in this thread.
I am paid lots of lovely taxpayer’s money for doing absolutely nothing except standing on the beach along the coast for 5 minutes this week when I complained about it glowing in the dark as it has for 60 odd years during which time I said nothing.
I’m very good at nothing…
PS: I stole a big part of your pension. Fuck you…….
A part?!
“Four separate papers by the best brains in the Treasury and the Inland Revenue disagreed with Gordon Brown’s judgment that the raid on the pension funds would cause little or no long-term harm.
All four papers were in no doubt that the value of pension funds would fall. One predicted a drop of up to £75 billion in the overall private pension pot and resultant hardship for the eight million people in such schemes. If the shortfall was to be made up, employers and employees would need to contribute an extra £10 billion a year for the next ten to 15 years.”
“Brown ignored them. More than that, he went out of his way to conceal their doubts from public gaze. It would be ten years before the documents were released showing Civil Service objections to the raid on pension dividends – and then only after a two-year campaign under Labour’s own Freedom of Information Act forced them out into the open.
But, at the time, all Brown AND HIS GANG (ie Balls and Miliband) were concerned about was ‘being able to get away with it without anyone complaining’, as one observer put it.
They were hooked on the idea that occupational pensions were too generous to corporate Britain. They refused to recognise the obvious truth that if the system was weakened, the burden of pensions would fall back on the state.”
“The 17th March 1998 should be renamed “The day I plundered the pension of the ordinary working man” because that it is exactly what Gordon Brown did and this is very much borne out by history. He claimed that he was not responsible as Stock Markets fell but he was advised by his own treasury officials not to take the course of action that he did but he ignored their advice. This is not the mark of a prudent man.”
It wasn’t that well concealed. Mr Raft, who was not and is not in government, came in that very evening, ashen-faced, and explained that the pensions industry had been destroyed by moving money from the prudent and patient to those who would be voting Labour next time out.
Brown’s job was to buy the votes for the next election, and that’s what he did.
But they don’t work for the state, and thus vote Liebour so they can go and fuck themselves.
Monitor an erection more like.
Is Nick Clegg thick or what?. Until the early 70s it was rare, very rare indeed to see a bl@ckman in the UK. Is it little wonder then that the boardrooms and football clubs of the UK are still mainly run by whites? It’s fuck all to do with racist views and all to do with demographics.
I suppose it is all to do with Nick’s rarefied upbringing in public schools and swiss ski chalets surrounded by the offspring of rich heads of state and business men of foreign countries.
Black people were so rare in the 70s that small children had to be hushed when they pointed and asked in loud voices “What’s that?”
Poor old Clegg impression must have been living around Gateshead that still has few black and asians compared to the rest of Britain. Labour as well – says something.
In quite large swathes of the country, it’s still rare to see someone of darker skin pigmentation.
It’s also true that in some parts of Britain, you are more likely to suffer racial discrimination for having an English accent (or the wrong Engish accent) than for having dark skin.
There are tens of thousands of white people who would like a place in the boardroom but they went to the wrong school or are in the wrong social set. Clegg is being very stupid and playing for a cheap race vote on this. He’s moving back to the Labour days of discriminating against ordinary white folk.
Something that is usually forgotten in the discussions around boardrooms and who gets to sit in them is that boardroom places account for a very low proportion of the available jobs (or jobs for which payment is available, if you prefer).
Consequently, however many may aspire, very few will get one of them. Most people realise that either they’re not cut out for it, they don’t want the hassle (risk, stress, long hours, backstabbing and politics), or that their life aims are better met in other ways. I suspect that’s why so few women really want boardroom jobs – they’ve got better things to do with their lives.
Better to let natural selection be the main criteria for the selection of directors, as with top sportspeople. You then stand a chance of getting people who really want to do that job – with the proviso that excessive financial rewards are as likely to distort the selection as grossly inadequate reward.
It’s nothing to do with skin pigmentation, gender or such factors, more to do with ambition and ability.
White people are usually intelligent enough to calculate how far up the greasy pole they can climb according to their various skills, talents and personalities. Some ethnic minorities whose skills, talents, language skills and personalities are nothing to write home about are being encouraged to think that it is their right to be brain surgeons, nuclear physicists, CEOs, football managers or leaders of the LibDems. What they need is a dose of reality not another MP buttering them up with fairy tales.
+1
Well said Dan.
Isnt this trip a bit obvious.
HE IS DEFECTING and WE as mugs are picking up his airfare
Freddy Leaker?
LeftHansa?
We don’t mind. But if he comes back its a treason charge and 60 years in the tower..
Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports:
Sorry. We cannot keep people in the Tower any more. Heath and Safety.
No he is actually defecating on us mugs as we pick up his airfare.
The FSB recruited him by mistake.
They had a tip off that there was a lecherous, floppy haired, weirdo, who liked spouting a load of balls, available to be trapped by any big breasted blonde.
He had little power but oversaw important things.
Naturally they thought it was Boris Johnson and mounted an operation.
Poor FSB have been stuck with ‘the cock’ ever since.
There may be snow on the roof, but there’s a raging fire underneath.
That’s because of the dense insulation between the ‘snow on top’ and the ‘raging fire’.
It’s densest where the brain is usually located.
Why do the Federation of Small Businesses want to recruit either the Cock or Boris?
He’s quite normal for a Liberal Democrat.
Normal for a lib dem?
Oxymoron?????
We need to borrow some more money so we can keep up the aid and IMF donations.
Yes, we knew that yesterday.
Oh , i missed it .
Opps
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Can they afford it?
Pervsrus
Where’s the NOTW when you need them to follow somebody to Moscow
Yes, a sandle wearing, lentil eating, tree hugging hippie Lib-Dem really stands a chance of “monitoring” Vladmir Putin!
I hate those Egyptian rowdies. They sound worse than the tent dwellers of St Paul’s. The BBC is reporting their every move so they must be worthless trash.
The conclusion from this interview is that Huhne is perfectly well aware that he has made a gargantuan fuck-up of energy policy, but hasn’t worked out how to wriggle out of it without losing face.
He’s trying ‘bullshit baffling brains’. It won’t work.
………..and wearing too much eye shadow.
Mein Fuhrer, I promise you and Sarkhess that you can have your treaty change. I won’t need a referendum, just a review of the working time directive. Please tell me I’m still your friend though.
I will reduce immigration.
I will get back powers from the EU.
And I will freeze your council tax errrrr….except if you live in Brighton and some other places because actually we have no control over it despite what fat Pickles has said in the past.
Russia on combat alert and directs missiles to point at Europe.
A good time for a Brit to be caught kiddy fiddling there.
If only it was anyone but Handycock. If only! Can they keep him?
monitor their elections?
s/l/r/g
You’ve got to hand it to the bloke though. For an old white haired beardy he pulls the chicks.
A reputation for banging Russian woman is not necessarily something to be ashamed of. Climbing aboard a lusty Rusa is not a task to be lightly considered. Stamina & endurance beyond the normal are the minimum requirements if not to disappoint.
Now if he was a Ruskie he’d be sent to Siberia in a Men only prison. Here they let him fly off for a freebie, bit of totty here, there, everywhere. Taxpayer pays so what!